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that’s a shame…on so many levels

So sad, for the boy. His mother ought to be ashamed of herself.

Nothing wrong with trying to get paid.

Are they Latinos?

Okay why all of the sudden do you want to see your “Dad?” If it’s been 5 yrs already than what’s the rush…….

cosign with Bones…

off subject. Am i the only one who thinks his kids on the show don’t look like nobody in the house? (except for the oldest boy, he looks like snoop)

Damn, I though Snoop was one of the few rappers that wasn’t sloppy, along with Ice Cube, Master P, and Fat Joe.

I guess they just keep the illegitimate kids under raps.

@southern belle yeah, your not the only one…I was confused about the little girl Choc 1 frame she looks like Shante’ and then the next your like naaww maybe not. LOL

Damn being a good dad was about the only thing I could give Snoop credit for and it turns out he an asshole when it comes to that too.

OH PLEASE!..you’re not trying to be an actor? then why go public with trying to be on a staged reality show? and is snoop really your father? dna results please..also the mother is a jerk for pulling this move..do that behind the scenes

@lip chap

the little girl has the mother’s skin color but she surely doesn’t look like anyone. Neither does the middle boy. He’s cute but I don’t see any resemblances. But I guess its possible, hhhmmm……

Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

Okay why all of the sudden do you want to see your “Dad?” If it’s been 5 yrs already than what’s the rush…….

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You must have had the great fortune to grow up with your dad. I’m sure the child has wanted to see him the whole time. At 9 maybe he does want to be on the show so he can feel like he belongs. If the older Simmons kids moved with Run for his show, why can’t Snoops son?

…..that lil boy right there look like snoop and his other sons on his show, but that lil girl look nothing like his ass, yall do the math……lmao

@ Bird guess what…..YOUR WRONG I fortunately or unfortunately did not grow up with my dad. He was around somewhat and then he wasn’t. I just don’t see why the lil boy would want to reconnect with his dad in the public eye after not having any contact for a few years. thank you LOL

Is his babymomma a Mexican woman?

I thought I was the only one who saw that!! The little girl doesn’t look anything like Snoop or his wife. Snoop was on the road and who knows, women get lonely too.

something ain’t right….I agree a 9 year old would not say the things that he is purported to have said unless he is being fed those lines by his mama….a TV show based on Snoop’s family with his wife is not the right time or place or rekindle a relationship….why wait until the TV show came out? that’s real questionable

@ SOUTHERN BELLE yeah she does have Shante’s skin complexion but other than that????idk all the kids in one way or the other favor one side but maybe not the other. Does that saying even count Mama’s baby daddy’s maybe ROFLMAO

Now he not gonna claim a boy that look just like him and his other sons, but he claims a daughter that don’t look a damn thing like him, her mama, or her brothers.

woooooowwwww!!!! does shante’ know about this!!! she about to get up in snoop’s behind!!! as for the little boy’s mama, she needs her ass whooped. if he wants to see his father, it shouldnt be in front of a camera. it should be something personal til he feels comfortable. not just thrusting him in the spotlight like that. silly ass.

I’d like to see what “Boss Lady” says bout this. She’s a HDM

damn yall, I didn’t mean to start nothing! LOL

Who’s to say that they ‘waited’ until now. Maybe they tried to do it on the low during the past 5 years and were ignore or put off. You know sometimes, you have to embarras people before they’ll do the right thing.

And anyway, no one seems to be questioning why he hasn’t seen him in 5 years. What’s that about? Snoop couldn’t clear 1 weekend in 5 years to go see the kid? Hmmmm????

Shoot i don’t know why he wanna be on that wack a$$’d show. I’m all for him getting know his pops but the time’n is a tad bit off..

oh shoot! Why are people such a MESS. Sometimes I can’t believe have this stuff is true.

half

that’s so messed up. i thought snoop really kept it together on the family homefront. well, julian looks like his other sons so all i want to know is what shaunte is doing/thinking about this.

I bet “Boss Lady” know about this lil mishap already. If I recall correctly they were on their way to divorce court a few years because Snoop was running around with the hoes… trying to be a Pimp!

ah…. he played his self and got the hoe pregnant!

I don’t know what the hell ya’ll are talking about “that the little girl got the same complexion as the mom” HELL NO SHE DON’T!! That little girl is black as hell, she might look like her mom facially but that’s it!! Shante’ obviously got down WITHOUT snoop on more than one occasion cause only the eldest son and this newfound child resemble him…Them other kids are the ones that need a damn DNA testing…MILK MAN!

The daughter sure doesnt look like snoop…and he is an entertainer of course he has other kids AS IF…

Mr. and Mrs. Snoop were on their way to “court”…then things changed!

In any case he should provide “support” for his son.

Hmm, question; would you appear on a reality TV show (about parenting no less) knowing you have “out of wedlock cheating on my wife while not wearing a rubber baby mama drama da** the ho will want money dirt”?

Would you do that?

SMH!

CORI IS NATE DOGG’S BABY…..

And why would he want to be on that wack show when it sound like the little girl “writes” their lines.

that some major wackness but I guess this is what they have to do since the writers are on strike.

lol… it’s still a wack show though!!!

Why not put him on TV? That’s his son just like the other children. Let him get some camera time too. Who are we to say how he should or shouldn’t reconnect with his father.

Co-sign Bird on giving Snoop props for being a good dad. I take it back now. I have a son that’s about to turn 9 as well and the little girl he has is 8 so he was VERY BUSY at sometime. And he has been with Shante since highschool SMH. I believe she only puts up with it because she knows she can’t do any better, she has a nice body but she has a tendency to get fat and WHY does she role her eyes with every word?

But that little girl they have? I was just talkin’ to the homie about that like on Xmas eve. I was asking, not that it matters because all shades of black are beautiful to me, but HOW THE HELL DID THAT LITTLE GIRL GET SO DAMN BLACK? I mean, there are disease processes that a person can have, that causes black people to turn that black but I wonder if that is the case. Those meds also have a tendency to be very photosensitive and the people have to make sure they are well protected in the sun or it can do damage to the liver and kidney and make them even sicker and I noticed on the episode I saw, with David Beckham, when they went out to the soccer field, the little girl had a rain umbrella to shade her. Could have been she just doesn’t tolerate the beaming sun very well like a lot of people but I wonder…..hmmmmm….Did Shante step out on Snoop around the sametime he stepped out on her? Otherwise, why is she so much darker than the rest of the family?

@me that’s who.. you are so wrong for that Nate Dogg comment, but I feel where you coming from!! LMAO

she does not even have his hair….

^^^^^^SHE GOT NATE DOGG HAIR…..

(I don’t know about ya’ll but she don’t look like she can read too well)

^^^^^^DEAD…..LMMFAO HOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN’T READ THO…..

PAIGEY, WHAT’S A GOOD HAIR CHICK, LMMFAO MAN YA COMMENT UP THERE GOT ME DYING…..

^^^^^^DEAD…..LMMFAO HOW YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN’T READ THO…..

Shoooot, it just be’s like that sometimes.

MTW u stoopid!

is the little girl they call “Choc” snoop’s real daughter? I don’t think she is, i think that’s his wife’s outside baby…so they’re even…that’s prolly why lil mans mom wants a check & her son on the show, she figures if he’s gonna claim “Choc” who aint his, he might as well claim this one who is….just a thought…

There is something about that chic that just screams..”HOOKED ON PHONICS” maybe because she talks so damn slow like she has a learning disability…that’s usually an indication of intelligence.

*thing*

Get him on the show they have that fat cake eating kid Anthony on it and he’s not Snoop’s biologic son. The daughter is really Flava’s seed. Get some of that E Channel’s paper. Snoop is a chump. He’ll spend time with a daughter that’s not his, but hasn’t seen his own seed in 5 yrs.

Yes that broad looks like she keeps WIC stamps in her pocket for a rainy day… Always got a damn scarf on her head…straight ghetto…Only time you see me in a scarf is in the damn house…NEVER outside!

! I know yall have seen some pics with her and him out and about….

^^^^^LMAO THEY WAS IN EUROPE I THINK AND THE PAPS HAD SOME PICS OF HER AND SNOOP OUT AND ABOUT THIS HEIFER HAD A MOFO DOO RAG ON HER HEAD, I WAS LIKE WTF A DAMN DOO RAG AND YOU IN EUROPE, THAT’S A DAMN SHAME…..

You people know nothing about genetics. My husband has hazel/green eyes, and NOBODY in his family has them. But come to find out his paternal grandfather had them. Things like eye color and skin color can can skip generations. I think that Cori is Snoop’s kid. She looks like Shaunte but her eyes are Snoop’s.

anyone who watched that hip hop wives special KNOWS that Boss Lady is a dyckhead. Talkin bout “I ain’t never heard of no rapper leaving his wife for a groupie” then sang that dumbass MoKenStef song — He’s mine!

UGH…dyckhead. All she talked about on the special were her material things and how she didn’t think Snoop was gonna make it big.

She’s the evil spiteful Black woman that ya’ll speak so highly of. Ignant bee eye eech!

wasn’t those the pictures when snoop had on the shower cap?

@issmh….lol i feel ya..Big Boi’s wife was the best and kept it real….Boss lady was delusional

“ain’t nothin wrong with getting paid”… SMH. That’s only true when you WORK. Manipulating a child to be paid for an accident of birth is just ridiculous and pathetic.

Tell why u mad son! @ ISSMH

lol

I’m mad that I have to watch MTV to see the damn video. I haven’t seen it on BET yet. Sensual seduction duction duction

PaigeyWaigey

There is something about that chic that just screams..”HOOKED ON PHONICS” maybe because she talks so damn slow like she has a learning disability…that’s usually an indication of intelligence.

^^^^^

She talks like ALL the hoodrats do in L.A. lmao!!! They all talk slow, STARE at you between sentences (some even move their lips along with you as you talk like THAT will help any and I HATE THAT when people do that to me lol) like they need a moment to process a sentence as simple as “We no sell human hair, only synthetic” and then call you stuck up and “bugie” because you can articulate a sentence and don’t wana date their 350 pound cousin with a lazy eye that keep staring at you like a T-Bone licking his lips and asking you if your hair is real LMAO!!!!

@kzz

He probably is just doing the right thing and acting like he doesnt know, but he actually does know she isnt his…I know a couple of people like this..thats FLAVA FLAV BABY

Maybe Snoop’s daughter looks like his mother or his wife’s mother. Just because she doesn’t like exactly like Snoop or his wife means nothing.

….when you have answered HIM and EVERYONE ELSE in the house more than 5 times in the hour.

..thats FLAVA FLAV BABY

^^^^^^NOPE, NATE DOGG’S

mtw – I’m still bored…lol

dat bytch got Boss Lady inscibed on her pajamas…WTF?

keep tellin yourself that you the boss…LMAO

SHE DOES LOOK SLOW! SHE PROBABLY COULD SUCK A GOOD PENIS????

that nicca said she was a square in school…a nerd even..wtf? down with the LBC school system

ahahahahahahahaha

Bronx Brawler

Get him on the show they have that fat cake eating kid Anthony on it and he’s not Snoop’s biologic son. The daughter is really Flava’s seed. Get some of that E Channel’s paper. Snoop is a chump. He’ll spend time with a daughter that’s not his, but hasn’t seen his own seed in 5 yrs

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LMAO @ “He’ll spend time with a daugheter that’s not his” is that fact or did you just decide like the rest of us that something isn’t right with that picture.

And I FORGOT about that fat kid on the show tryin ta get Snoop to eat rabbit food instead of Roscoes for fat as Shante. The all need to be held down and slapped to sleep for setting the atmosphere for this mess.

Fatherhood my ass….

Someone tell that kid and his mom “ho sit down”, you don’t need to be on TV just collect them damn child support checks, and tell that damn kid stop looking at reality shows like its real life or something.

Why are you ho’s and baby mommas getting media exposure anyway. We ain’t neva seen Bob Marley or James Brown’s ho’s and we don’t need y’all either.

On another note why does Snoops house look the same house in the Ain’t nothin but a g-thang video

dick sucking NERD! WOW i haven’t heard of those!

(SHAKING MY HEAD)

dat show is some scripted ass bewshyt

LMMFAO @ mtw

“Who is gonna curl my hair?”

As a white woman, I find this posting very offensive. When will you people get off your asses and save money and stop looking up to rappers? Look up to some educated Black people who are doing positive things; not a semi-retired rapper who looks like his ass hasn’t seen a washcloth in months.

Women, stop having babies so young…go to school and get an education. Go to a real school, not a hair & nail school.

We ain’t neva seen Bob Marley or James Brown’s ho’s and we don’t need y’all either.

Words to live by. Groupie by laws

LMAO

Am I the only one who thinks that’s not snoop in that pic?????

Bob had that universal dick

That boy look like irv gotti oldest son.

I’ve seen a few bob marley ho’s shoot there is a funny ass video on youtube with one of them….lol

Snoop makes it clear that he loves that little girl… she’s got his heart.

Now this lil boy here… I think his mama needs to kick back and be happy with the check that they receive and let her son know that it was a one night stand or a “mistake” and maybe she can arrange a meeting but no public appearences becuase they were both tricking the night that he was conceived!

Rita Marley said

“I’ll be damned if imma let some WHYTE woman take MY husband” That shyt had me dying…not “woman” but whyte woman.

lmao

What it do, y’all!?

{pauses for about 5-10 minutes, b/c y’all are probably typing so fast y’all won’t even see this comment for a minute}

Snoop makes it clear that he loves that little girl… she’s got his heart.

^^^^^^WHICH IS SWEET AND ALL BUT SHE STILL NATE DOGG’S, EFF WHAT YA HEARD…..LOL

Hi-lo Tx.

LMAO @ mtw with the hair bucket!!!

@ ISSMH – u seen that ish too?

@ Ariona(?)

Maybe the lil boy is Irv’s son…

Irv admits that he is a big hoe!!

B’mama!!!!!!!!!!!1

{whispers}

What’s the subject??

LOL

Now that’s comedy ! Shante is not having that!

LOl @ kzz

Tx. um at the moment i don’t even kno…lol i’m looking for a new gravie…lol

SBM…GOOD! I’m not the only one who thinks he looks a lil ‘exorcist-ish’…lol…it’s all in the eyes, all in the eyes

@ Me That’s Who……….you are on fire this morning ma’am. Comments have been off the chain!

Bones…{like Bruh-man} Nothin…just chillin, wish I had me a sammich

shawteezy!

now i am bored bmama……..i guess imma keep playing my game alone

“shante why you never take that damn headrag off, geez we ain’t in the hood no’ mo’ fa shizzle my wife-izzle”

@ Me That’s Who……….you are on fire this morning ma’am. Comments have been off the chain!

^^^^^^ lol you talking to me now, i thought ya ass was ignoring me…..

i was wondering where yall people went; straight up abandoned that Stokes post

mtw…Irv trips me out, like he can do anything he wants and she can’t talk divorce with their oldest, lil ole sensitive son!

I wanted to slow the conversation down for that lil boy like, ‘Let MAMA get back in the game. Yo daddy over there in a TOURNAMENT and y’all won’t even let a sister get passed the preliminaries and qualifying rounds’…DAG!

Notes:

that’s a shame…on so many levels

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Co-sign.

What it do, O’Dizzle!? lol

MTW,

I’m still trynna figure out what Shante’s makeup artist credentials are….and why the hell she out getting mani and pedi with her client? Shouldn’t she be in the studio devising a masterplan for her grill or coordinating some “rouge” with her doo rags?

hiya hubby!

mtw that game makes my head hurt….lol

Can I get some anal sex in my life?? damn a brother trying to please you and shh

hola, wife

new game

new game

new game

WHAT UP!!!!!!!!

FIRST OFF I’M NEED SNOOP TO DO A PATERNITY TEST ON HIS DAUGHTER CHOC CUZ I DON’T THINK HE’S THE DADDY. AFTER HE DOES THAT THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE BOY HERE.

80′s we’ve covered all that

lol

what hubby u got a game? cuz i don’t at the moment

he is my favorite. I am his big fan. Is he single now? Just curious. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site CelebMingle.com last week.

@Issmh..thats the look when you don’t have to work…

OH, LOL. WELL JUST CALL ME JOHNNY COME LATELY THEN, LOL.

Suger…that’s what I”M saying, it was a straight cry fest up in there….now I ain’t the hardest person in the world (i like puppies, bright colors, and pillows lol!), but when she presented the idea of a possible divorce, homeboy just fell apart…then SHE got to crying…then the lil brother came up in there CLUELESS and STILL cried cuz THEM fools were crying!

I bet he walked in like, ‘Hey ma, i gotta {sees them crying, and automatic hiccup cry comes out}

“I {hiccup} ju-hust {hiccup} don’t like {hiccup} when y’all {hiccup} be {hiccup} crying”

WOW yall trippin…you went from snoop/gottis/flavs baby to cussing out SUSIE SWALLOWS…TRAILER PARK CHIC…

Strong Black Man

@Issmh..thats the look when you don’t have to work…

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thats the i wanna be alone forever look

that lil boy a bigger cry baby than john starks

On another note why does Snoops house look the same house in the Ain’t nothin but a g-thang video

^^^^^

LMAOOOO!!! ME and my homie were just asking that same question. I know he had a house in Chino Hills and Rancho Cucamonga with a basketball court and such. But I was thinking, maybe for the taping of the show, they moved to the city so that they can use Roscoes as a

“centerpiece” or whatever because it would look HELLA STUPID to California viewers like myself especially if Snoop drove almost 50 miles everyday from the Inland Empire just to go to Roscoes which isn’t good to me by the way. I think the batter they use to make the waffels tasts old and dusty and grainy like buckwheat pancakes lol.

Just a thought.

WHY is it so damn DEAD in here?

wife, i was gonna suggest a mean game relating to the Raz-B thing, but i think itz “too soon” lol

MS. SUGAR WALLS IS THAT YOU (SQUINTS EYES), LOL.

Why yall bout to make me do work AND I have no work to damn do?

@ MTW, no baby, I wouldn’t do that. You’re one of my favorite posters.

wife, i was gonna suggest a mean game relating to the Raz-B thing, but i think itz “too soon” lol

DON’T YOU DO IT BROTHER-IN-LAW, DON’T YOU DO IT. LEAVE THAT MAN AND HIS HURT @SS ALONE.

MTW,

I’m still trynna figure out what Shante’s makeup artist credentials are….and why the hell she out getting mani and pedi with her client? Shouldn’t she be in the studio devising a masterplan for her grill or coordinating some “rouge” with her doo rags?

^^^^^^KNOW DAMN WELL THAT AIN’T HER MAKE-UP ARTIST, THAT IS HER COUSIN AND JUST CAUSE HER ASS DID THEY MAKEUP BACK IN THE DAY FA THEY PROM WITH HER LIL WET N WILD KIT, THEY GAVE HER ASS THAT TITLE IS ALL…..

MTW did we ever finish the 2007 awards game?

LMAO @ hubby! yea i think it is…

@ Everybody, Vato is one of my all time favorite Snoop songs. B-Real fits right in singing that gangsta ass hook. It didn’t do too well and while BCT was one of Snoop’s best albums artistically, it didn’t go 3x platinum. Any thoughts yall?

RUBIES it is me! LOL

I see a slight name change! ehh??

WHAT IT DO??

Why 80′s gravy got a press and curl?

@ MTW, no baby, I wouldn’t do that. You’re one of my favorite posters.

^^^^

Bones, you kinda smooth with it lol

80s!!!! Speaking of Tigers, why did they find a dead tiger in my neighborhood yesterday!?

I was devastated like, ‘TONY!?’….then got nervous like, ‘Y’all do NOT eat the FROSTED FLAKES, they killed Tony! They ain’t as GRRRREAT as he thought!’

MTW did we ever finish the 2007 awards game?

^^^^^^ I DON’T THINK SO SO IMMA GO HEAD AND HAND OUT THE AWARD FOR SUCKA OF THE YEAR TO SNOOP…….

MTW

I know that Irv’s Wife can do better than that!

DAMN! It is like he controls her..like a robot!

MOVE SOMETHING!

arsenic flakes

And this is exactly why I never thought that Snoop should have a show on fatherhood.

Snoop isn’t any kind of example for anybody.

shawty imma kick your ass

EFF that tiger! Niccas act like tigers ain’t tigers. Tiger’s have to snap sometimes and just be like Grrrrrrr niccas….get back…Imma EFFin tiger!

too hard on snoop

yall need some gin n juice

2007 awards:

Award for most looked-over for a wedding invitation…goes to….

LOL

ISSMH…I’m just wondering WHY the HECK-tor Gonzalez that tiger wuz in my HOOD! Hell-ohhhh?? I’m saying I don’t live in African Safari…lol

I think somebody dropped that tiger off like, ‘He’s sleeping with the fishes’…on some old mafia ish

BROTHER-IN-LAW,

IT SO WAS. WHILE VIEWING THAT VIDEO I WAS SAD, DISGUSTED AND AMUSED. HOW SAD IS THAT, LOL.

SUGAR WALLS

YUP A SLIGHT VARIATION BUT THE SAME OL RUBIES, LOL.

That kid was stolen from an Al Jazheera adoption agency..that aint his kid..

I think somebody dropped that tiger off like, ‘He’s sleeping with the fishes’…on some old mafia ish

——————–

ahahahahahahahaha

Tiger wanted some ye. Owe a nicca some money…shyt

2007 awards:

Award for most looked-over for a wedding invitation…goes to….

LOL

^^^^^^^^YOU STEADY MESSING UP YA CHANCES OF GETTING THAT I HEART BIG PUN T-SHIRT BACK, WITH THE CD/DVD SET WITH ALL HIS JOINTS ON IT…..

ISSMH,

IT’S FRIED DIED AND LAID TO THE SIDE. LITTLE RICHARD AIN’T ISH ON HIM, LOL.

O’DOT! It should be Shawty!

Huh! I’m supposed to be the best friend, and didn’t even get invited! I ain’t NEVER gone for y’all for that ish, had KIA crochet my maid of honor dress…waiting outside the e-church on a HOT day. Started sweating, having the dress puff up on a sista!

Tried to return it, but she thought it was a pillow. smh…NEVER FORGIVE Y’ALLL!

TYPO: DYED, LOL.

80s, i aint talkin about the video…im talkin bout the joke i was gonna make lolll…still holding my tongue…too soon…LOL

by the way, gotta figure out a nickname for you

and his parents were married for like 55+ years? WTF? I guess my mother was right. I guess there really IS no winning formula. You just have to mature and go by your instincts SMH.

That kid was stolen from an Al Jazheera adoption agency..that aint his kid..

^^^^^^^LMMFAO

80s!!!! Speaking of Tigers, why did they find a dead tiger in my neighborhood yesterday!?

WHAT!!!, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE IN THE JUNGLE? WTH IS A TIGER DOING IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, LOL.

bored again, sorry mtw i don’t wanna play that game either…lol

arsenic flakes

DAMN…….

mtw..yea I respect his honesty, b/c after that point it was her choice to decide whether or not she was gonna put up with that. Then the fool gave her the option of doing her thing, a.k.a. cheating on him knowing that she only wanted him! That was some CATCH 22 type stuff! He KNEW she wasn’t gone do that.

WHY is it not lunch time?

80s!!!! Speaking of Tigers, why did they find a dead tiger in my neighborhood yesterday!?

^^^^^^ IN WHO’S NEIGHBORHOOD?????? LMMFAO

that mutha effin tiger was caught up in some shyt we don’t even wanna know bout.

Come on yall it’s friday – who got the damn drinks?

i have no drinks, i am still hungover from last nite, head killing me…..lol

@ B Mama, I don’t know but I got that fire chronic as usual. What you be drinkin’ on? I’m lunchin it yall. In 1.

BAHAMA, I KNOW RIGHT. I’M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Dallas Zoo’s veterinary staff spent Thursday examining a tiger found dead and wrapped in a bloody sheet in east Oak Cliff.

LMAO, not a start to a good news story

The tiger had suffered at least five bullet wounds, including one through its heart.

LMMFAO…WTH??????

i have no drinks, i am still hungover from last nite, head killing me…..lol

I’LL BE FEELING THAT WAY TOMORROW. I PLAN ON DRINKING MY SORROWS AWAY TONIGHT, LOL.

mtw..I watched it ONCE and Scott’s therapist had him go back to his ex-girlfriends and find out where he went wrong…all those heifers said he was a dog lol! He was like ‘oh…uh well nice seeing you again!’ lol

O’Dizzle…leave me alizzle! Your forgiveness card has been declined lol.

80s…girl I don’t know, I just talked to my daddy and he was like, ‘yea they found a tiger over here. Ya got to be careful’

I’m like, how he gone start off a conversation about being careful at night b/c ppl are crazy & there’s so much violence in the world, and end it on a tiger in the hood! lol

“This just in, a young man was MAULED by a tiger on his way to the local 7-11!”

Ok, jacked? Yes. Shot? Possibly. Mauled by a tiger? Priceless.

ISSMH,

DAMN…….. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mtw..in OAK CLIFF! Tony the tiger was murdered and wrapped up! lol

MTW how u gone drink and not cyber invite me? lol

@ bones naw son I don’t smoke. and at this moment i can drink just about anything. Some J. walker sounds nice so does some bacardi sour apple and oj..yea..lol

MTW how u gone drink and not cyber invite me? lol

^^^^^^lol i invited everybody i knew last nite via myspace so boooooooo to you for not responding

80s…girl I don’t know, I just talked to my daddy and he was like, ‘yea they found a tiger over here. Ya got to be careful’

YA GOT TO BE CAREFUL, LOL. YOU’RE POPS IS A MESS. CAREFUL IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. YOU NEED TO CARRY A GUN TO SHOOT THAT BISH IN THE HEAD, LOL.

mtw…I swear to the COWARDLY LION on the Wizard of Oz…better yet the black one on the WIZ, he was a punk, but that boy had soul lol!

Imma see if I can find it for you, my dad stay listening to the news.

mtw…LOL! I’m reading the story, and WHY did they find the tiger by I-35?! lol

ON THA FREEWAY! WHOO!

oh, i get it now, the damn dallas zoo got gangsta ass animals anyway, shawty you remember jabari right??????? lmmfao

i found it but you know you can’t do links no more

dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/122807dnmettiger.59eb712e.html

test

add a www to the front of that

“Dead tiger found in Dallas

08:57 AM CST on Friday, December 28, 2007

By JOANNA CATTANACH / The Dallas Morning News

jcattanach@dallasnews.com

The Dallas Zoo’s veterinary staff spent Thursday examining a tiger found dead and wrapped in a bloody sheet in east Oak Cliff.

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Video: WFAA-TV reports

Sanitation workers responding to a call to the city’s service hotline on Christmas Day found the tiger’s body near Interstate 35 and Overton Road, city spokeswoman Danielle McClelland said.

The tiger had suffered at least five bullet wounds, including one through its heart.

The female Bengal tiger mix is estimated to be between 1 and 2 years old, 6 feet long and about 180 pounds. Bengal tigers are native to India and the surrounding Indian subcontinent.

The tiger was declawed, had a collar and a wire cable that may have served as a leash attached to it.

Intersection of Interstate 35E and Overton Road. “It’s very disturbing,” said Chuck Siegel, the zoo’s deputy director of animal management. “It raises a lot of questions. Who is keeping a tiger and in what conditions in or near the city of Dallas?”

It is illegal for individuals to keep exotic animals within city limits.

Because the animal had been declawed, it’s likely that it had been to a veterinarian, Mr. Siegel said. There were no apparent signs of neglect or abuse.

“It looked like it was in good health,” he said.

Mr. Siegel said the tiger’s body was examined Thursday after zoo officials contacted the U.S. Agriculture Department’s Investigative and Enforcement Services division. Federal investigators will be on hand today to look into the case.

The tiger was found the same day a Siberian tiger was shot after it escaped its enclosure and attacked visitors at the San Francisco Zoo, killing one person and injuring two others. ”

Dallas Morning News

actually screw those drinks I want a jamba juice…

AND mtw i ain’t get no myspace invite…LIAR! lol

lol @ JABARI!

why ppl keep telling me they ain’t get no invite when i know i did it cause ya pic is on my page as a damn friend……..lmao wtf am i doing wrong……

well you ain’t on mine

lol mtw I SENT you a friend resquest yesterday….

Didn’t know he a had a love child that’s been kept on the low.

Baby if you haven’t seen him in 5 years and he hasn’t reached out to you he’s not ready and that’s a shame Snoop, Shame on You Dude and you talk about how important family is YOU NEED TO STEP UP DUDE sons need their FATHERS TO. SHAME SHAME ON YOU.

by the way…yall heard bout the tiger on the loose in ny? either ny or nj, like this week

what the hell is a resquest? oh sh!t i do need a drink

and the cops found it and capped it

ISSMH sound like some fools were tryna smuggle a tiger in the hood on some Michael Jackson Mufasa ish, then while they were tryna take a ‘gangsta’ picture for their myspace pg, they gotta lil too close to Simba, and that mug pulled a Sigfried and Roy stunt and grabbed em by the head…

the Chewtoy started screaming like, ‘Get yo tiger, dawg!’

Wit his homey laughing, and still snapping pictures, then he finally stopped when he saw his friend’s ‘I ain’t playing’ face, and shot the tiger.

“Say, dawg, what we gone do with it now?”

“Get yo mama’s oriental rug she got from the hair store, we’ll wrap it up and toss him”

“Aight”

The end.

What is up with all these freakin tigers?? are the tigers hold’n a revolt or something?

LMAO @ BMAMA TALKING BOUT SHE NEED A DRINK…..

O’Dizzle…one escaped in San Francisco too…aw shoot they plotting on us.

oh wait, that was san fran

myspace gets addictive @ mtw once u start but after a while not so much

naw they said it was declawed. it prolly escaped and ran up on some niccas trynna play fetch or some shyt, but niccas ain’t know he was house trained.

find out i gotta give my kids some tiger training, now

say no to strangers

don’t use drugs

do not pet wild tigers

O’dizzle, I was bout to say, 3 tigers!? Got DAWG! They plotting, they plotting!

garbage day for the stock market

shoulda just stayed home today

What is up with all these freakin tigers?? are the tigers hold’n a revolt or something?

——————

niccas got a hold of some dj khaled or some shyt

DAMN hubby how u get ny from san fran?

lol

myspace gets addictive @ mtw once u start but after a while not so much

^^^^^^lol yeah imma get bored with it soon enough…..

niccas got a hold of some dj khaled or some shyt

^^^

we the BEST! lol

lol dunno wife, been doin opposite things today

@Mr. O Dot…the pakistan situation doesn’t help at all

we takin over! BMama

LMMFAO @ mtw they doing the damn superman dance and smoking some ganja….lol

HELLURRRS ppls!

i know ISSMH but I hate how that fool says that we the best crap…i don’t like his voice…lol

hi-lo mickit

Glad ta see ya ISSMH, the kiddies aight?

I see a pattern of everyone wondering why now does he want to reconnect with his father(if he is?)now? Did I miss some part of the story where it said he just now wanted to have a relationship with him. What I read was that it has been five (5) years since he has seen him and would like to rebuild a relationship. Nowhere did it say that NOW that he has a show he WANTS a relationship. I agree in front of cameras isn’t the best place to start but since there is no manuel on how to reconnect with your parent who are we to judge?

Just Wondering

MJB, Did you sleep that ish off from last nite??

@Mr. O Dot..lol there won’t even be a market by the time i get there..

Anytime is the right time to get to know a parent, its not the kids fault Snoop is absent. He is 9 y/o and knows who his Dad is- there has probably always been a yearning. I guess seeing Snoop interact with his family and legit kids would make an illegit kid want to join in on his rightful experience. The momma probably lead the charge, but its still something that should happen anyway…

CUBA!! Where the UCK you been?!?!?!!

{grabs Patent} Oh LOOK! A PRESENT…for me??????

D!ck !n a Box

Makin it a point to sit right behind B-Ma so I can reminisce.

^^^ damn it’s good thing nobody is here cuz i let out the BIGGEST laugh…whoo

D!ck!!!!!!!!…in a box! Hey P3!!!!!

Mama, How is everything today? Catch me up, pls?

keep yo thoughts to urself patent! lol

Yiz, waddap!

yo mickity mickty mack

BOOOOOOOOO I AM BORED…..HEY PPL WHO JUST CAME IN…

wife, everyone’s here loll…im sittin 2 rows behind you and patent just snoopin on the private eye tip

What it do Mary and Mickit?!

ish!!! gotta go bb

mickit not a whole lot is going on today, actually nothing..lol so yea that’s bout it…lol

LMAO @ hubby, calm down…lol

The nerve of the little boy wanting to get to know his father. How selfish. Doesn’t he know that Snoop is in the process of branding himself a loving husband and father to some of his kids? Snoop is a fool and his wife is even more foolish.

wife, u rite though..noone else caught that lollll

BOO to ppl still being on topic…lol

{nudges B’mama}

Get a game together. lol

I was going to argue that Snoop might have simply posed for a picture with a baby, but the background made me decided against it… Oh well…I wish the baby well, but wanting to be on that show is devious… The man was married…SMH

*puts hands to head in a thinking position*

hmm a game to play? what to play? lol

@Bmama…i got a game, but it involves a dozen ice cubes, brian mcknight music and two sweaty bodies..

small fine print:..any of you females can hop in and we can make this a group thing

Mary J Blige…hm…lacefront ya say??

{thinks about pitching new chia-pet lacefront idea to Mary, but looks around and sees that my business partners, Rebel & Miss beasely, ain’t around}

Got DAWG!

I GOT SOMETHING ( that thinking positon works)

Fake books celebs read?

Yes?

It does not matter whether or not his mother is putting him up to anything, what matters is YET another Black man is NOT taking emotional care of his son. I am certain snoop cuts his monthly check but that is not good enough. What amazes me of these men, is they complain that their fathers werent there because they didnt commit to their mothers and yet they turn around and do the same thing.

The person that should be ashamed of themself is SNOOP!

SMH @ But I want to be on the show to get to know my family.” a mess.

LMAO @ SBM, ice cubes? lol

WHOA NA PEEPS

Lebron James, reading “how to pick a proper jersey number. Vol 2: Make it realistic this time”

BMAMA-GOTS-BIG-LOADS-OF-LAUNDRY

SBM…I don’t wanna hear NOTHIN BOUT NO ICE CUBEST! Cuz we ALL know I’d be mad if one of the ice cubes fell on the kitchen floor cuz I’D be the one to have to pick it up after stepping in a puddle of water with my good, clean, dry socks on! So NOOOO THANKS!

bmama example please

@Bmama..hell yeh ice cubes, make your nipples get hard..

@txshawty…lol that’s why i leave the ice cubes on the floor..i only use them for one reason and i be in a rush

Patent, reading the book “how to get jumped”

chapter 1: hit on b.mama

BMAMA-GOTS-BIG-LOADS-OF-LAUNDRY

^^^say what? lol

@ mtw – how to not let ur spouse know ur gay – Eddie Murphy

SBM, bought the same book as Patent..he on ch. 2 though

chapter 2: hit on b.mama wit ice-cube innuendo

lol

100 and 1 ways to cover your big a$$ head – Neyo

^^ he only use 1 way though…lol

B’mama, {looking at O’Dot}

Oh snap! Yesterday he was tryna bleach you more than Michael, now he tryna fight for you lol!

HELLOOOOOOO ANYBODY HOME!!!??

shawteezy, reading the book “how to not walk in on your parents doin da nasty”

@ mtw – how to not let ur spouse know ur gay – Eddie Murphy

^^^^^GOT IT……snoop-getting rid of ghetto

chapter one:you can take the girl out the hood but……..i’ll be damned if that hefier don’t still wear a damn doo rag

LMAO @ Patent where is mtw? lol

shawteezy, reading the book “how to not walk in on your parents doin da nasty”

^^^^^^^lmmfao o’dizzle reading BIG PUN’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY

LMAO @ Tx..that’s cause i put it on him…lol

HI FAW! lol

Wizzle, reading the book “how to get invited…next time”

he is so caught out there!! and that boy looks JUST LIKE the other sons .. and why shouldn’t he be a part of this show? that’s his daddy and brothers and sisters on the tube, why can’t he be a part of the ‘all in the family’ theme … i’m for him being on .. the one thing i want to know is WHY THESE DUMB NUKKAS INSIST ON NOT WEARING CONDOMS .. even if it popped, you give her the $50 to get the morning after pill!! this is some dumb shyt

Yelp! It’s even wrapped tight like a DVD or CD before you open it up. (I ran outta Magnum’s so I had to use them tight-A$$ Trojans that break when a client starts to get crazy while she ridin).

I member this one time when it popped, you know how them Pillsbury Grands Biscuits open when you hit it on the counter. The condom broke and nut’n but D!ck popped out.

P3 to client: ‘Girl you betta hurrup and but that in ya mouf for it spill ovuh’

YEs?

^^^^^^PATENT READING HIS OWN MOFO FAIRYTALES HE WROTE

tyra banks – I will get a man, I WILL…won’t I?

O’Dizzle I WOULD tell you a story about that from yesterday, but I don’t need to give you more ammunition! lol

Wizzle, reading the book “how to get invited…next time”

^^^^^^LMMFAO IMMA GIVE BMAMA ONE OF MY FAV BOOKS, HOW TO GET RID OF A CHEAP ASS CYBER HUBBY

MISSY-WHY I GOTTA COME OUT IF LATIFAH AND DEM DON’T

Britney Spears – different ways to use cheetos in cooking

O.Dot reading the book: “how to properly be a blog cop”

chapter 1 – get rid of of “kj” and “sistah girl” …NO ON TOPIC COMMENTS PLEASE, THANK YOU

HOW TO GET RID OF A CHEAP ASS CYBER HUBBY

^^ LMAO…tee hee

@bmama…lol “cheetos in cooking”…wow hahah

I HATE you Patent…lmao i liked #3 though…lol

LMMFAO BMAMA NUMBER 3 IS MY FAV TOO……

HOW TO GET RID OF A CHEAP ASS CYBER HUBBY

CYANIDE

STRYCHNINE

40 CAL. TO THE CHEST

ALPHABET COCKTAIL

OR A GOOD OL KNIFING, LOL.

TAKE YOUR PICK BAHAMA, LOL.

Patent’s book: “how to get jumped”

chapter 2: dont give O.dot tips on wife’s fav positions…

thanx! it was quite helpful!

readers of “how to get jumped” also preferred the book “why it didnt work out”

chapter 1 of that book, i think is titled: “pencil in a box”

lunch time folks…GONE!

Patent’s book: “how to get jumped”

chapter 2: dont give O.dot tips on wife’s fav positions…

thanx! it was quite helpful!

readers of “how to get jumped” also preferred the book “why it didnt work out”

chapter 1 of that book, i think is titled: “pencil in a box”

^^^^^^^i KNEW my boy dizzle was gon come back on his ass, bmama got 2 nuccas fightin’ for her love i am jealous……

“pencil in a box”

^^^ LMMFAO why I don’t wanna leave? *try’n to breathe* whoo whoo

lata’s bmama

Well, initially I thought the daughter didn’t look like anyone but watching the show she looks like a dark skin Snoop. And, actually, the “son” in this pic above looks like the little girl’s twin brother but a different complexion.

Poppin Cone anyone?! lol

^^^^^^heck ya, i want the pour over chedder kind please

Well, initially I thought the daughter didn’t look like anyone but watching the show she looks like a dark skin Snoop. And, actually, the “son” in this pic above looks like the little girl’s twin brother but a different complexion.

Yo Mickit!! I was suspended indefinitely for that Ike Turner post… I took one for the team, I just hope yall do the same for me!!

@KJ…”athletics and entertainment”…as much as i love sports, i can’t help but think of all the brothers that didn’t make it?

Gary Coleman: Who needs lotion ANYWAY?

B2K: Bump, Bump, Bump (life as a TUG artist)

ok, i’m sorry. thats not funny

Gary Coleman: Who needs lotion ANYWAY?

^^^^^^^lmmfao

ISSMH lol…or “I can be SUAVE without SUAVE lotion, NUCCA!”

MTW…I got that big ole Christmas/Holiday tub wit the three different kinds of poppin cone loll…Regular (butter), Cheese, and Caramel lol!

B2K: Bump, Bump, Bump (life as a TUG artist)

ok, i’m sorry. thats not funny

^^^^^^lmao you know you going to hell right…..

be bak in 15 mins yall!

while im gone, i want yall to rent film adaptation of the book “why it didnt work out”

it features patent tryna hit mama from the back but it cant reach…if u listen closely u can hear her saying “just forget it, i wish that pencil was a marker, at least!”

listenin to Young Jeezy’s Corporate Thuggin.

it features patent tryna hit mama from the back but it cant reach…if u listen closely u can hear her saying “just forget it, i wish that pencil was a marker, at least!”

^^^^^OKAY THAT’S IT…….DEAD FA REAL THIS TIME….

minute}

Dec 28, 2007 – 11:20 am me that’s who

Snoop makes it clear that he loves that little girl… she’s got his heart.

^^^^^^WHICH IS SWEET AND ALL BUT SHE STILL NATE DOGG’S, EFF WHAT YA HEARD…..LOL

^^^^^^^

LMAO!!! That’s probably why Tamela left him. SHe was like “You cheated on me with THAT????” lol!!!

@ Dickin the Box!! LMAO as I’m typing this.

mtw…it DOES that’s why we eating this mess DOUBLE TIME! {looks over at mtw’s slow pace} Oh you playing! {stuffs mtw’s mouth} Get a steady pace up lol!

mtw…why the dude’s pic on the Chris stokes post look like it would be on his myspace??

P3 I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU, LMMFAO TALKING BOUT HOW YA LIKE YA EGGS BOO……LAWD I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU NO MORE…..

THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR SOMEONE TO NOT SEE THERE CHILD IN 5 YEARS. IF HIS MOTHER PUT HIM UP TO IT SHE SHOULD.. THERE IS NOT EXCUSE FOR HIM NOT STEPPING UP AND BEING IN THAT BABYS LIFE!!

I see Blowjob Jordan has nothing to do today but sit in the Housing Projects and steal someone else’s internet service to leave silly comments. Have a seat, Riffraff.

mtw…girl NAW! lol…One of ‘em’s name is SPECTACULAR~ lol…I think that’s his government name too tho!

P.S. I’m talkin about the pic of the guy in his bathroom/bedroom or wherever you find that wooden door, that are usually found in one of the two places lol.

Patent her tagline is EFF YOU Patent

lmmfao

PaigeyWaigey

I don’t know what the hell ya’ll are talking about “that the little girl got the same complexion as the mom” HELL NO SHE DON’T!! That little girl is black as hell, she might look like her mom facially but that’s it!! Shante’ obviously got down WITHOUT snoop on more than one occasion cause only the eldest son and this newfound child resemble him…Them other kids are the ones that need a damn DNA testing…MILK MAN!

—————————————————–

I co-sign with you on this one. She sure doesn’t look anything like her Dad. Mama could of been creeping.

txshawty

mtw..in OAK CLIFF! Tony the tiger was murdered and wrapped up! lol

^^^^^

WHAT?? I used to live and work in Duncanville(got damn dry county, WTF???) in 1999 when I first had my son and my son’s great grandfather (with his evil ass wife) live in Ceder Hill.

bizzack, *reading*

SHAWTY WHY HIS LAST SENTENCE WAS CHRIS CAN’T FIND ME, AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA LMMFAO AND SINCE WHEN DID RAZ B AND RICKY ROMANCE HAVE A COMPNAY, AND I STILL THINK RICKY ROMANCE IS BOUT THE DUMBEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD……

Can’t gamble feeding baby on that dope money

might not always be sufficient but the

United Parcel Service & the people at the Post Office

didn’t call you back because you had cloudy piss

So now you back in the trap just that, trapped

Go on and marinate on that for a minute

LOL @ “only thing you are good for is head and as a drug mule”

i always wondered wat the P in P3 stood for…

no wonder wife has trouble using pens and pencils…she traumatized

MTW…I thought that was weird too, but I didn’t say nothin!

CHRIS CAN”T FIND ME! lol

Cuz I’m in the bathroom/bedroom of an unknown location lol…

lol @ Bones…you shole are hype over there!

don’t get it twisted

DC runs this shyt!

MTW…{jumping and pointing at ‘Oh F@CK that’} We got us another one!

^^^^^^^AHHAHHAHHAHH LMAO I CAN’T REALLY SAY I RELATE THO YALL CAUSE I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF MEXICANS HERE IN CARROLLTON SO…..WELCOME ANYWAY THO GIRL……WE TAKING OVER

I just wanna go on record and state I HAVEN’T and will NEVER be in a home video with Patent. I soooo hate you P. now with that said ur an A$$ lmmfao.

WHOEVER ASKED ABOUT RACE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE

EAST INDIAN (INDIA,TRINIDAD,GUYANA,JAMAICA,ETC) OR

FROM BANGLEDASH OR SRI LANKA

..MAYBE SPANISH

mtw…it’s ok, I got a homey who went to Carrollton lol!

Ain’t not thang but a ChineseChickenWing! lol….That is soooo old!

But I’m saying, we got us another Texan! IF we get TOO specific talkin about high schools n’thangs, we’ll be lonely lol

Chapter 2 of “why it didnt work out”

title: “If you give a pencil-in-a-box present, make damn sure you give her a gift receipt”

P3…no more! lol

mtw…I got my money on P3, I’ve known him longer lol

Chapter 3 of “why it didnt work out”

title: “if you make up a fake sex dvd, make sure you edit out the body-pillow with the cut-out hole on it out of the film”

P3 WHY YOU CLOWNING MY BOY O’DIZZLE LIKE THAT……LOL AND BMAMA WHY DON’T YOU CHOOSE ONE SO THEY CAN STOP FIGHTING OVER YOU…..MAKE ALL THIS DRAMA STOP LMAO

they sounding like Philly & Kompton

lmao

mtw…I got my money on P3, I’ve known him longer lol

^^^^^^^^IMMA HAVE TO ROLL WITH O’DIZZLE THO, JUST CAUSE HE AIN’T ALL MEAN TO ME LIKE P3 IS……

Uh mtw…that’s even MORE reason to put your money on P3, with all those mean comebacks! lol

@ bones naw son I don’t smoke.

^^^^^

My homie just came back from the shop and brough me 1/8 of Hindu Piss if you wana cyberblaze!!!

Can hubby and patent calm the eff down? I mean I know I’m a dyme and all…lol

AND ISSMH – BACK OFF….lmmfao…ahahahaha

LOL, shawteezy you are now txshawty

lol @ ISSMH, yea I read that mess, internet thugging lol…

Have to type their ‘signs’ in those lil squiggly parentheses talkin bout, ‘I am now throwing up the BLOODS sign’, describing the formation and stuff. smh

no, wife lol

this is fun…itz like doin push-ups before the main fight! you still got ur gift receipt?

O’Dizzle…WHY!????????? lol Why are you revoking my nickname??

*in my best chinese voice*

EFF AH YOU! @ patent

now really i do hate you….

B’mama, shut up girl, lol!

txshawty, you may refer to me as Mr. O Dot

lmao

Howdy partners!!!

dammit i opened that box YESTERDAY

tasted like sashami

LACYYYYYDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!1

Mr. B’mama, how bout I just NOT refer to you at all?! lol

hi lacyd

iono know mtw but patent is an eff’n DICKHEAD…

is he a BDhead?

inquiring minds wanna know

lol @ me putting iono and know….stupid

lol i dunno wat BDN is…so i cant respond to that

but i do know wat PDN is…

and i kno she always talkin bout u when she mentions PDN

lacydizzle!

ur my new 3rd favorite person…txshawty is off the list

i can care less about him at the moment ISSMH…he pissed me off.

WHY YA’LL TRIPPIN’….YOU KNOW ALL SISTA’S GOT A BOX FULL OF SOME OLD TRACKS AND LOOSE WEAVE, GLUE AND REMOVER IN YA’ BATHROOM LINEN CLOSET…I KNOW I GOT A BIG ASS BOX…PITY IT DOESN’T GET USED ANYMORE SINCE I’M TRYING TO HAVE LEGIT LONG HAIR..LOL BUT I KEEP THE BOX ON STANDBY!

mtw and B’mama…is it me or is your husband’s main goal to HURT ME! lol

lmmfao @ snoop being scared of shante……

naw paigey … you betta leave that glue shyt alone

lol

commercial for the film adaptation of “why it didnt work out” :

after battling a bad relationship with a delusional schizophrenic…b.mama had to let go….and in came O.dot to save her from ‘tiny’ escapades of Pencil-3

ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao o’dizzle called him a damn schizo damn that was the best one yet tho……..damn fool yall is….

Patent can u keep my name out of your mouth LIKE NOW!

named after itz foundin hero, Pencil-3

i heard the “3″ in P3 relates to the # of seconds it takes for a certain schizo to sharpen his pencil

B’mama…TECHNICALLY he’s typing lol

{looks over at MTW…}

You’re supposed to be doing this instigating ish, I ain’t good at it lol!

{looks over at MTW…}

^^^^^^WHAT, I THOUGHT I WAS DOIN’ AN OK JOB….LOL

{pulls Mtw}

Get out of the middle of this!

{pulls B’mama}

You too, you ain’t controlling nothing up in here! This is some male pride ish! You can’t stop that~ lol

So both of y’all might as well sit down by me and help me eat this holiday bucket of popcorn, the salt is irritating my taste buds, I can’t taste a THANG!

I’m barely talking right!

mtw…lol…you staying on sides too long, you’re only supposed to stay there long enough to get thangs poppin lol!

You were with P3 for about 2-3 comments talkin bout his P3, jr! lol

lol i dont like popcorn, txshawty

LOL @ O’DOT! PENCIL SHAVINGS!???!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!! lol

hole up P..

you CANNOT call my cybergirl a hoe

{whispers} sides e’erybody knows hoes don’t wanna be saved

{rips off life jacket}

LMMFAO @ SHAWTY, I TOLD YOU THAT POPPIN CONE’ WAS NO GOOD NOW YA ASS CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT WAHT FLAVOR YOU EATIN HUH…….

O’Dot, not YOU! lol…I was offering popcorn to my fellow viewers, B’mama and mtw….now YOU? {pulls O’dot by the arm}

Get back in there and fight for your wife! lol

pencil-3,

yea i knew that already…i almost got lead poisoning though…she still had some lead from your pencil on her mouth

ISSMH! Alright, don’t you be ripping off life jackets, I ain’t finished paying for it! Take it off regularly, like any other normal ho…as you so eloquently refer to yourself lol! You needa whoopin!

lol @ mtw…that reminds me of that scene in ‘The Five Heartbeats’ when JT stole Ducks girl at the club and the big dude came up!

“I gotta fight EVERY night to prooo my luhhh!” lol

@ the female posters, I’mo let yall have it.

mtw…This poppin cone is still good {attempting to finish it}! lol

I’m full.

ya’ll have truly upset Bmama

NOT cool!

mez back, wad I miss?

wizzle,

it’s possible to be both…for example…imagine a person named after a tiny-spirited organization like PDN…who has ‘delusions’ of a sex-crazed past and is a ‘schizo’ cuz he really think that pillow in the homemade dvds is a chick?

demz fighting words. O dot, git em. I dont believe in breakin up a happy cyber home.

mtw…say…would the side effects of both every conflict?? Eye twitches and slight blindness lol!

bmama gone fa real yall……and we pissed her off it’s all yo fault p3……

bmama fa real i am sorry ma, i will be on yo’ side and eff these simple delusional schitzophrnic men in here…..

Mickit! lol How are you and yo drunk cat just gone pop in?! lol

txshawty,

side effects include broken pencil erasers lol, and un-authored doodles

mtw….{head down} I will have your back too, B’mama!

ok ok ok, im done…bored now

shawty and mtw, yall ruined the fun

O’DOT, why you always putting my name first in the negatives!? lol

Dick in a Box, we can agree to disagree?

Txshawty, we still not cool.

lol @ mtw saying ‘WE’ pissed B’mama off, yet then says it’s all P3′s fault! lol

O’Dot, I could careless, yet you manage to put MY name up in stuff lol. HUH!

Top ten things Raz B says when he wakes up in the morning…

1. my ass hurts

damn, im goin to hell

*evil eyes patent* is what that was suppose to say

i havent eaten yet

lol @ shawteezy….i mean…Txshawty

hello wife, lol

lol Oh F@CK THAT!!!

It’s ok, we’ll still embrace you lol!

and lol @ You trying to figure out who/what ‘Patent’ is…he’s a regular, funny, witty commenter, and his name now is…ahem…’D!CK in a BOX’ lol

smh

“How Lil Fizz REALLY got his name” by Raz B….iokay, that’s it, fa’real this time.

lol @ shawteezy….i mean…Txshawty

^^^^See, I’m still one of your favorites! lol…Tryna fight calling me that nickname! mhm

You know you my frrrriend!

“How Lil Fizz REALLY got his name” by Raz B

^^

damnnnnnn

B’mama, {like Sinclaire} whoo whoo whoo! lol It’s all love up in here.

dont think the fizz was from the soda, though

Ice. . . wad u talkin bout

Dick in a Box, we can agree to disagree?

^^^It’s all in FUN!

Its just

COM

UH

DEE

People!

Yes?

_______

Yes…tis true lol.

MICKIT! WTF is that on your gravie lol!

LOL Tx. if u say so

Yiz, ice aint in here

lol @ wife ignoring me

Tx. ?? did u almost kinda sorta curse? using WTF

bmama i just wanna go on record saying that i had nothing to do with the delusional and schitzophrenic actions of p3 or o’dot, and i will alwyas have ya back, cause you my cyber homie, and everybody else just delusional or schitzing, or both……lmao

I just wanted to say that my co worker is eating some LOUD ASS ONIONS right now – WHY that ish got my nose burning bad dayum!

wizzle, how u gonna use my own line against me lmao

B’mama, naw, you know I’m the ‘good’ one here lol!

WTF, is what the furby…You’ve GOTTA remember that from when I first got on here lol….

It’s either, freak, furby, fudge, or something really goofy sounding lol.

Oh yeah, wrong person. What’s txshawty nickname??? Sorry bout dat, wad the hell is goins on in hurrr today. its alot of arguing….

LOL mtw LOL

gotcha!!

o’Dot…let mtw have her ‘words for the day’! lol

Mickit…I no longer have one, O’Dot took it away!

O Dot wad she do, why u take it???

watz that gravie about? Lmao

Yiz, cuz she aint stay neutral and betted against me lol

Mickit…NOTHING, I’m innocent as usual {bats eyelashes…bats one too much, eyelash falls into eye}

GOT DAWG! {blinks rapidly to move it around}

{with one eye}

But I swear I’m innocent, tho, for real.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

I can’t believe it’s not 3 yet…BOOOOO

AND where is err body?

ps, i still dont get wat was taken too far lol

mtw…ok boo, we’re happy for your new words lol!

O’Dot….tee hee

I just found the gentleman to be wvery gentle and weird.. . and I likey!

WTF, is what the furby

^^^ LOL u so silly…lol

Mr O Dot

ps, i still dont get wat was taken too far lol

^^Don’t worry bout it the person that took it there KNOWS.

B’mama, i Know you remember those lil furby things back in the day. My best friend at the time had parent’s that would always be fighting, and one day that furby told my best friend ‘F*** you!’…lol!

I was laughing so hard b/c she had to start it all over again so she could teach it ‘good’ words lol.

lol, damn wife it’s that serious?

I find it interesting that Blowjob Jordan has so much free time to leave comments on here…shouldn’t he be getting dressed to go to his job at Walgreens? As you say BJ, “Paypa or plastic, mah n!gg@?” LOL…

You people are fools…

txshawty. . . u went against fam?!?

that furby told my best friend ‘F*** you!’…lol!

^^^ LMAO…it DID NOT? lol

long as you use them thouroughly then MUAH til the day they bury me!

damn wife it’s that serious?

^^ to me…but whateva

notchie notch is in the hizzhouse!!

HELLUR!!!!!!!!!

what i miss?

NOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P3….why is it just me and you in this group hug…this ain’t no group! lol…C’mon y’all!

lol @ txshawty

HERE HERE!

If dat da case txswhawty (a.k.a txtrader) why O Dot take yo name??? HUH?

notchaavelli!!!!!!

oh can i be apart of the hug

Notch…so much that it starts at ‘it ain’t even funny’, then comes back full circle back to being ‘funny’ lol.

O’Dot…c’mon, you know you wanna give me back my nickname!

O Dot, I see what u mean. She up there huggin strangers and ish.

if u have some “dick in a box”..is there an expiration date?…

hiya Notch.

hi again 80′s

Mickit…that ain’t even cool, mane! Why he take my name?! WHy he take my name!? This the same nigg, that tried to poison my BBF yesterday lol! HELLO!!!!!!!!

If I’mma trader, then him tryna bleach B’mama like she’s a basket full of dirty white laundry, makes him the coach OF the team that’s doing all the TRADING!

police alert:

Queen B…stay off topic or stay off the thread…dont make me pull the mac out (wizzle, i still got it)

LMAO at notch

WHAT UP PATENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen B scared the BeJeebies outta me lol

She came outta nowhere HARD then a mug lol!

lol, ok Yiz and txshawty…settle down …lol…(as i turn into mtw and try to dead this

Mickit…say dawg, ‘P3/D!CK in a BOX’ was BEEN here, he ain’t no stranger, he didn’t JUST now get here~ lol

who messing wif my baby girl shawty..dont let me have to cyber snuff a homie!!

i mean wizzle*

I’m bored now guys….

MICKIT,

WTF, YOUR GRAVEY IS HILARIOUS. OMG. DUDE IS LIKE EFF YOU FIRE I’M THE KING AROUND HERE.

O’Dot…don’t be tryna calm things down, you started it LOL!

How you gone scream real loud purposely to start an avalanche, and be like, ‘if those rocks don’t stop falling…’ lol

Notch is an internet thug, gangsta boo! Y’all don’t want none lol!

P3, speakin of fantasy teams…my bball team was on fire last nite

I know who Patent is, I read ALLLL BOUT HIM! and to me he is a stranger. . . I only know of O Dot. (TRADER!)

B’mama…get your husband, over her tryna start ish then mediate it like he didn’t know what happened! lol

wat yall kno about paul pierce???????

hiya baby b and by bestest lightskinned friend mtw!!

^^^^It’s an expiration date, but it’ll be you that’ll expire.

Notch to MJO (Mr. Jump Off): ‘Damn! Ni99uh, are you serious? I need a break!’

is there a sample tray?? i need to test the product b4 i purchase…lol

Rubies I didnt even look at it like that, but u right!

txshawty, u cant BLAME Yiz for backin me up LOLLLL…somethin uuuuuuuuuu aint do…but hey, how bout a hug LMAO

lmao to o’dizzle not sherrif but deputy……

u deputy whether u like it or not

y do people have unprotected sex with jump offs??..riddle me that yall…snoop thats a boo on ur part

previous question wasnt answered…

WAT YALL KNO ABOUT PAUL PIERCE??!! 5 TREYSSSSS

I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO I JUST POSTED BUT I DON’T CARE IT’S TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE, LOL.

LMAO @ hubby

EFF a paul pierce…lol

O’Dot…Get off me! I don’t want no hug from you! HUH! you always getting me into crap! lol

Back you up?! Back you up?! I don’t even know how to back up work on a disk lol. You want support? Wear a bra! lol

That’s what your wife is for, back up and support!

um what video 80′s??

what ever happened to Jon B..that was a fly ass white boy..i would be making light skinned babies with him all nite!! (sorry im watching bet)

notch u is NOT talking bout my white boyfriend…lol yea Jon B was a lil cutie…I LOVED that song w/ Tupac

damn txshawty, where’s the love????

{eyes B’mama, and Mtw}

Guess I’m alone up in here, my BBF and my OWN sis ain’t got my back! They got less back than a backless gown, or a white girl with a flapjack booty with tight mom jeans on!

u deputy whether u like it or not

^^^^^SEE ABUSING YA POWER, HOW YOU JUST GON’ PUNK ME INTA BEING BARNEY TO YO’ ANDY HUH????? ALL IMMA DO IS KEEP YA CLIPS FULL, AND ORDER LUNCH, I REFUSE TO DO ALL THAT TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD BS YOU BE TRYNA TO DO……

Tx what the heck u talkin? lol

O’Dot…the same place my nickname and your loyalty are hiding lol.

WHHOOAAA, Box Dick, slow ya roll.

B’mama…wow you have no idea, do you!? lol Don’t worry about it…it’s over and done.

No Bmama let me tell you. . . .

600 posts. What’s good yall?

LOL at MTW

@ ODot, naw my baby, not the Pistons, you must mean the Knicks or Tricks as I call them.

ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao lawd i am dying here bmama dying………

Sorry Tx. i got cho back though..tee hee

welcome bizak Bones

lol @ p3..im just hoping the box u carrying aint a small jewelry box..UPS knows to only send me extra large boxes..dont worry i will accept the extra charges!!

Lately, it has gotten a little too sexually charged in the rooms. When I leave um I feel dirty.

bones,

knicks are trash..but i got Zach Randolph on my team, so….

MTW…

and WHO left me at the zoo by the Gorilla cage cuz she thought she saw her home girls, YOU THAT’S WHO! and WHO started off making ME red kool-aid, but gave it all to her then boyfriend b/c he was thirsty from running from the po’po, cuz we know you like em thug…YOU THAT”S WHO!

Yea I remember! lol

B’mama, Mickit wasn’t even there, she just believing your husband! Ever wonder why she sticks by his side so loyal?? Ever wonder why he tried to kill you yesterday with bleach?? Ever wonder why she’s so intent on using the NICKNAMES he so creativly made?? lol

MHM….

LOL @ mtw LOL

lol @ notchizzle…u didnt read anythin written before when you came in here, did you?

you should lol. itz over now though

NOOOOOOOOO TX. he’s cyber cheating with MICKIT???

things are start’n to make since now…yup

OH, KNOW YOU DIDNT JUST PULL DAT ISH!!! *reachin for txshawty hur* When I catch ya Imma beat chya!

whoa whoa whoa, txshawty…lol…Yiz is like the lil sister i never wanted that never gets the jokes i make lolll

I am NOT a cyber home wrecker. . . O Dot tell em!!

ps, patent…im not a boston fan…sooooooo ummmmm yea….lol

lol @ Mickit

{luckily I got that good ole ‘Fantasia/Melinda Williams’ short haircut}

I can BOB {cuz I ain’t GOT no} Weave, Bob & Weave!

Mtw..>I will say, those boxing and taebo classes you left me at worked wonders lol.

lol..its too much to read dots!!

me and dick box go back and peaches and herb

Dick…do i have to assemble the parts in the package?? i want to use it as soon as it arrives!

“Its friday night, and I feel all right

The party is here on the west side

So I reach for my 40 and I turn it up”

What ^^^ the heck happened to montell jordan?

B’mama…naw they’re not cheating, I just wanted to say ‘don’t you ever wonder’ lol!

You know I’d have told you sooner.

I just wanna hurt them like they hurt me.

I feel so naked, being stripped of my nickname when we were ALL just playing! lol.

* with palms turn up and head cock to the side* I don’t git it???

post ’98 i no longer have a fav. bball team…i only have player favorites….football, however….COWBOYS fan since ’92

also, if u like a team based on the championships they win…then im’a get ur ass a wagon for a gift, so you can hop on it

Mickit is NOT a cyber homewrecker, I promise!

I don’t even know if y’all HAVE a home yet?? lol

SEE, SEE how tx starts stuff!

lol @ txshawty….

so many attacks!

O dot, you are no fam to me!!!

mtw…yea I guess. Don’t nobody make fried bologna and gubment cheese sandwiches like you….

LMAO @ TX….lol

txshawty, i was gonna give the nickname back before the homewrecker comment

lmao

*eyes the shredder*

MICKIT!!

lol @ baby b..poor montell with his 10 foot ass

tx..mtw is a lovely sister…and she aint give the red cool-aid to just any boyfriend..he was david banners second cousin once removed!!

LOl, Yiz…is it somethin i said?

Mickit…hold up! You can see ME starting stuff, but you couldn’t use one of your other senses to see that

O’Dot…yea well, I can get feisty at times! “It’s time to attack, black! Now its time for Re-jehhh to talk about yo mama…a little bit! I say it’s time for REEEEH-JEHHH to lay it to yo mama!” lol @ Dave Chappelle in the early years on The Nutty Professor lol

^^refering to u sayin i aint fam, lol

mtw…yea I guess. Don’t nobody make fried bologna and gubment cheese sandwiches like you….

^^^^^^that’s all i wanted was to be recogonized for my work, that’s all……

bmama and notchavelli how come yall get to throw out yall where are they now one hit wonders but airtime i brang mine up yall shoot it down, now wtf IS aaron hall???????

lol @ p3..thank you for ur “diking me down” instructions

but u aint know that i worked for consumer reports on my days off (err day) so i need to test products and make sure they are of good quality

CUBALINDA!!!! WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?!?!?!

Mickit…I only started it b/c you believe O’dot! I luhhh y’all, y’all should know this by now! {Starts into song} IF YOU DON”T KNOW ME BY NOW, YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER KNOW ME WHOOOOOOOO-HOOO!

O’Dot…{follows O’Dot’s gaze to the shredder} You bet not! I will tackle you on the way over there!

i truly believe the Spurs are from hell…star demons being Tony Parker & Manu Ginobli

oh i loved aaron hall!!

guess he looked too much like rkells in his early days so it never worked out for him!

I AM A REDSKINS FAN FOR LIFE NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!! I can’t call you fam and you the rival team!

*sits down and frowns*

I dont know what to do, I f*cks wits ya, man. But DAMN!, why you gotta be a cowboy fan!

dont worry txshawty, i made copies loll

lol @ mtw having to calm me down by remembering the ‘good times’ lol….we always remembering ‘em differently! lol She think she took care of me, I think she abandoned me…ONE thing remains the same in both stories…the beginning when she actually starts off watching/babysitting me lol.

ATTENTION:

To those folks involved in this email brawl PLEASE check ya messages. MTW, I don’t even think you KNOW you involved…check ya g-mail

CHRIST!

What’s wrong wit the COWBOYS!?

O’dot..but the simple fact of you shredding it, symbolizes alot for me! {sigh}

dont talk about da C-boys like that, Yiz….or shall i call you JESSICA??!!! hmmmm, ms. simpson??!!

Bye P3…see ya next year??

O’DOT lol @ Jessica and TO

. .. well, that excludes me.

txshawty

What’s wrong wit the COWBOYS!?

—————

besides the fact that they suck? well, let’s see…could it be that THEY SUCK or just that THEY SUCK?

hiya issmh!

LMMFAO @ ISSMH….lol

YEAH ISSMH, I dont know where ya arse been all day, but you arrived right on time!

ATTENTION:

To those folks involved in this email brawl PLEASE check ya messages. MTW, I don’t even think you KNOW you involved…check ya g-mail

CHRIST!

????????

What part of 13-2 sucks???

The 13 wins or the 2 losses??

I been in rehab… One day at a time, got my red keychain today I’m so excited!! My sponsor is really great too…

oh and MTW who eff is arron hall?? KIDDING

LMAO BMAMA YOU KNOW YOU OWNED AN AARON HALL CASSETTE BACK IN THE DAY…..TALKING BOUT WHO IS AARON HALL, HE THE REAL KING OF R&B, NOT BOBBY BALTIMORE BROWN……

Cuba, why didnt you tell me? I would have stopped the drinkin and drugin for you. I would have been there for ya, why did ya tell me???

YOU OWNED AN AARON HALL CASSETTE BACK IN THE DAY

^^^ how u know? lmao shoot i still listen to it sometimes…lol

I GOT UR BACK, shawte– …txshawty lmAO ….one step at a time?

ATTENTION:

To those folks involved in this email brawl PLEASE check ya messages. MTW, I don’t even think you KNOW you involved…check ya g-mail

CHRIST!

????????

^^^^^^^DEAD….LMMFAO MAN YALL BOUT TO KILL ME IN HERE AND IN MY G-MAIL…..

mtw I didn’t get no e-mail from u? or was it not for me to get….lol

why I aint git no email?? Why I gotta git left out??

I doubt it you were an enabler and I needed to break away cold. Withrdawal was a mugg but I’m glad I did it… You know I just realized I got a damn son??!! and he’s pretty cool too. I had no idea all these years in my drunken stupor there’s a mini-me!!

I GOT UR BACK, shawte– …txshawty lmAO ….one step at a time?

____

{begins singing the ‘Step by Step’ Theme song}

Step by Step, day by day, {doesn’t know words so fudges my way through it} the oath I know getting either I get paid…blah blah blah…ahem

Yes, one step at a time.

Mickit…don’t feel bad, I can’t check mine at work…do you have a myspace??

Mr O Dot

ATTENTION:

To those folks involved in this email brawl PLEASE check ya messages. MTW, I don’t even think you KNOW you involved…check ya g-mail

CHRIST!

????????

—————–

i would take it that you are not involved

CubaLinda, that’s not funny. im a recovering alcoholic

click me.

LMAO @ TX. who does know the words to that song? lol

lol @ Cuba…just realized you have a son, congragulations…what are you gonna name him?! {like the poor boy ain’t going through puberty with a mustache and you come along talkin bout I’m bout to re-name you since I been gone lol}

* no homo* tx

BMAMA I HAVE NO CLUE WTF GOING ON…….LMAO IMMA JUST TAKE MY MEDS CAUSE MY DELUSIONAL SCHITZING IS BOUT TO KICK IN…….

lol @ ISSMH’s smart mouth answer to O’Dot!

lol Shutup, Mick! I’m tryna give you one of their e-mails! lol Got dawg, nigg hold more beef than a Porterhouse Steak…{drools, like Homer} mmm steak. I’m hungry…I got 8 minutes, time to get ready to peace out.

shawtee- ….*deep breath*

ps, cuba i was kidding lol…why nobody believe me though lol

Damn, sensual seduction.

I hate being left out! *poutin*

TRICK ARE FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS !!!!!

HOLLA !!!!

BOBBLEHEADS STAND THE EFF UP !!!!

LOL @ mtw

can u pass some of ur meds to me? lol

i aint get one either..i suck…lol

I know I didnt Dot, gotta be a drunk to like dem boyz!

504!!!! the best-tis bobblehead…how u doin? lol

issmh,

wateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

50444444444444444444!!!!!!!!!!!

Where you been all day, girl!?

O’Dot…C’mon…C’mon, You can do it {looks at clock} And it needs to be within 5 minutes, cuz I’m going whether you make the step or not lol

i need some apple smirnoff rite about now though…

maybe after a fresh martini

…directly after a shot of henny

tx, where my email!!

tx…

why was txshawty’s statement that she is giving out other folks email NOT hers

LMMFAO

shawww

I want some egg nog!!!

teeeeeee

SHAWTEEZ….

Mr O Dot

i need some apple smirnoff rite about now though…

maybe after a fresh martini

——————

you a grown assed man dawg…drinknin that purty drink. is yo mouth purty too?

LOL

{quickly hugs O Dot in efforts of confusing him}

lol

lol @ ISSMH…I wasn’t gone give it out all willy nilly without y’alls permission lol..

MICK IT…I’m bout to go, but ISSMH is the e-mail ring leader…her and B’mama, so as to avoid giving out e-mails on here, if you have a myspace, holla @ them, and they should hook you up

O’Dot…say it, I got ONE MINUTE! lol

bmama sure i will share my meds with you, lmao and i KNEW ya ass was an aaron hall fan……

MICKIT…or just send me a myspace msg…myspace.com/txcutie05

mtw..y u not on yahoo???

txshawty,

i’ll say it next week. lmao…i hope

ISSMH u betta git yo hands off him! LMMMFAO

Bye y’all!

p.s. O’dot, youza certified DOOKY HEAD for that lol.

bye tx!

ODot~ be proud u can claim recovery instead of being a chaotic drunk like Mickt & ‘nem…

wife, i dont trush that smh character lmaooo…u need to watch her….she too touchy

oooooooh!

BYE SHAWT-STACKS…..

BYE!!!!!!!!! TX.!

cuba, i try…but it aint easy when people make fun of my martini habit…makes me wanna go stronger…Everclear type of stronger…

harder, realer, faster, stronger….now that th- that that dont kill me…..

don’t watch me…watch tv

lol

^thatz wat SHE said

Haya!! Why I gotta be a “chaotic drunk”, why cant I just be a drunk!!!

buyz tx

don’t watch me…watch tv

lol

^^^^hahahahaha!!!

txshwty~ the kid say his name is Calvin or sum’n like that after his daddy… He usually comes in after work and goes straight to his room, I didnt even see that door before, but anyway, yeah he goes right in there so I dont get much outta him.

Classy White Woman

I find your entire name offensive, there is nothing about white women that is classy. You start sucking little penis in middle school, then you get your body altered and sleep or marry old men for money. Before those guys were rappers they were just young men, and I am sure Shante was sucking no ying yang to get with snoop. Also I know Cosmetologist that could buy your entire family. A college degree will only get you so far in ameriKKKa unless we are you.

That is why I am currently studing for my PhD because this is the only way they will have no excuse about paying me top dollar. Keep you dumb a$$ opinions to yourself.

As for all these ppl sitting here referring to Snoop’s daughter in such a negative manner, its all good, she doing better than you and she is happy. What because she is dark yall have to give her the business? She is a beautiful little girl that happens to look just like snoop and shante’s mother! Look at snoops mom, he do not look like her at all. It kills me how haters will hate on a Woman doing her thing. Shante’ still eating at the end of the day. DO YOUR THING BOSSLADY! All you black woman who are taking care of your families Happy New Year, to everyone else…You need help.

Damn! “after work” how old is this kid!

Mickit, you are an over achiever so you can never just be a drunk…

O tae! I too good to just be a drunk!

before i leave, i had a random thought…

the original ‘Christmas Carol’ movie from like 1930 was hot garbage

okay all

peaz out

and get drunk tonite

Bmama, you and O Dot still together??

*pulling Bmama to the side* I see him up in ISSMH face a lot, oneday I saw them in the bar on lunch sippin martinis together. I dont know, they looked kinda cozy to me. You never noticed how she likes to sandwich between the two of you… Umn, umn, umn!!

LOL Hubby…..do u have a myspace?

Hold- Stop- Pause- Quit, change the post and back it up a little bit. I wanna see that Raz B video.

Bronx Brawler

Get him on the show they have that fat cake eating kid Anthony on it and he’s not Snoop’s biologic son. The daughter is really Flava’s seed. Get some of that E Channel’s paper. Snoop is a chump. He’ll spend time with a daughter that’s not his, but hasn’t seen his own seed in 5 yrs.

-You a clown, lol All of you got me laughing. I don’t really care, if they wanna deal with it, then they will, they don’t, they don’t. This happens daily.

Mama, what yours link about??

wasn’t me…i don’t drink purrty drinks…i got GROWN MAN problems

CUBA girl quit playin forreal? lol

Ha! And bmama you KNOW i KNOW sammiches is made for EATIN’

lol

@ mick

what u mean http://www.idontgivearatsass.com? just me saying i don’t give a rats ass. I had that their since this morning.

@ ISSMH – lol @ purrty drinks

click on it Mama and look where it takes you.

youtube.com/watch?v=qk_Ee7OhRVM

That video is very painful.

U ain’t seen ur dad in 5yrs. but when he get a show u wanna be on it…WTH!!

N Snoop is a mess!

LOL @ issmh

Little boy. Your mom had you by a married man. Technically, you are a bastard and don’t have the privileges of a legitimate child. Look at the Bible. Abraham had a Isaac by his wife Sarah and would go on to father a nation. The child that Abraham had been Hagar the slave? What was his name? There you go. Ladies stick to the word and leave married men alone. You should be ashamed.

LMMFAO @ mickit i didn’t know it was a real site kinda….lol though

I’m gone folks – Have a good weekend down a shot for me ( whoever goes drinking – expect for cuba…no relaspe for YOU!)

Ill take a few shots for you Bmama

yep, downright pitiful!

He is better looking than the ugly kids he has with Chante. Anyway, maybe because Snoop has neglected him for five years! Maybe because Chante does not want to allow a relationship. It is so easy for you people to say somebody is looking for a check.

Stop fronting! Yall KNOW AND I KNOW that Akon is Choc’c real daddy…

@ merry j blyge

Heh, heh i see you change your gravatar, bout time. Its nice to see that you diskovord the softa side of sears, heh, heh

The child’s mother probably at the forefront of this, because I read on another site, that after she found out that Snoop and Chante’ got married she had one last encounter with Snoop and got pregnant. So it seems she has that kind of mind frame. That being said, Snoop should have included all of his children on the show. Ex: Rev. Run has all his kids on his show the three eldest kids are from a previous relationship. This would have eliminated the kind of controversy Snoop is having right now and it’s also the right thing to do.

nice picture.

very cute babies.

Why is it always now somebody decides to conme out NOW??? That is not important. If your father was a rapper and you were 9 years old you would want to show all your friends that he is really your father because I am sure they think he lying when he says that. In addition, when you are young all you know is that this is my mother and father and these are my brothers. You not thinking about the situation on a hold like he cheated with my mother and she got pregnant and he’s married so I can’t come around. Why should the child or mother be to blame??? If Snoop did not get her pregnant she would not be able to get money, fame or anything else out of him. When you put yourself out there you have to accept everything that comes along with that. Its sad, but its true. At some point you have to take responsibilty for your actions.

why is everybody jumpin on the kid?

snoop wanna go and do a dumb ass reality show about being a father, knowing he got a kid that he hasnt seen for 5 years???!!! he gets what he deserves, shoot the momma should put his ass up to it, seeing your father on tv frontin like a great ol daddy and he got one sitting somewhere pretending like it doesnt exist?? what kind of shizzit is that?? if you want to be trife, be trife, but dont act surprised when the tables are turned. and, snoop taking care of kids that aint even his (no way that girl is his) mufucca take care yo own kid!!

that little boy was the cutest little baby aww…i looked like that when i was little (but i’m a girl) and he looks like he could be part of my family now…haha…aww…

lmao at how he mentions he should be on the show though…that just makes me laugh

Snoop was a sloopy young hot mess, yes he was. However, the only reason that broad is coming out the woodwork now is because her son, the one they made in a hotel room knowing all a long he was now MARRIED, isn’t a featured player, but Snoops children with his real family and that “adopted” babysitter are. Her child does not belong on their show cause it features him and his legitimate family. talk all you wanna but Shante is the WIFE and its her and her children that come first. This sideline chick should be ashamed for putting herself out there like that and selling her child out to the highest bidder because she’s hating. You played the role of a sideline hoe, yet your child is taken care of so what’s the problem? He prob does nto want to go over there because if she’s this pathetic on a public level, god knows what she’s tried to do to Snoop and Shante behind the scenes. He didn’t wife you boo boo….keep it moving and find your own man to be a daddy to the kids.

And Rev Runs kids are from a previous marriage, not a jump off while he was married to Justine. Totally different arena.

why would little man want to be a part of that garbage ass show? and remember mrs.snoop know about this kid so i don’t know what the big deal is with him getting on .. but who is that fat honorary son? and the only one that looks like anyone is that girl [just like her mama] and the boys actually look like snoops people .. his mother and them is bright yellow JUST like this illegitimate son .. too funny

THAT CHOCO LITTLE GIRL IS NOT SNOOP’S. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED…

SNOOP HAD A BABY ON HIS WIFE (HENCE THE NEWLY DISCOVERED LIL BOY), SO HIS WIFE CHEATED ON HIS ASS FOR GET BACK AND ENDED UP HAVING THAT LIL GIRL.

FIGURE IT OUT…THE LIL BOY IS 9, SNOOP’S WIFE FOUND OUT WHEN THE BOY WAS BORN, WENT RIGHT OUT AND DID HER THING, GOT PREGNANT AND 9 MONTHS LATER A LIL GIRL WHO IS 8 NOW. THEY’RE JUST 1 YEAR APART.

THEY BOTH WAS WRONG AND NOW THE LIL GIRL GONNA FIND OUT ONE DAY (IF SHE DON’T ALREADY KNOW) SNOOP AIN’T HER REAL DADDY.

to a little kids it might not be about tv nor money. if you saw someone who is supposed to be your dad on tv you would start asking questions as well and would be messed up in the head.

Hell half ya’ll might not know who ya’ll daddy is and are tripping.

Girls picking the wrong guys and men treating their women and family like crap b/c they had no credible man to show them how to be a man.

CHEESEBURGER U RIGHT IVE BEEN SAYING THAT LIL GIRL LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SNOOP THOSE BOYS YEAH THAT GIRL HELL 2 THE NO THATS WHY SNOOP GIVE THAT LIL GIRL ALL THAT LOVE NOT SAYING HE DONT LUV HER BUT SNOOP KNOW THAT LIL GIRL ANT HIS WHO DO SHE LOOK LIKE SHE NOT A BABY NO MORE SHE SUPPOSE 2 LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY AND ITS NOT SNOOP DAM SNOOP U WHEN SOME AND U LOSE SOME AND U THEN LOST THIS 1

It could be a possibility that she takes off of her uncle on Snoop’s side of the family. Snoop’s uncle is dark.

It has been reported that Snoop and Laurie Holmond went to high school together in Long Beach CA and knew each ohther casually, after graduation they parted ways. In 1991 they met again and began dating, they were happy until she heard in 1997 that he had married Shante. Laurie met him at a hollywood party, they did the do and she became pregnant. Laurie admitted that Snoop was there for their son Julian Corrie Broadus-Holmond and that Snoop took responsibility for his son. Calvin paid her a generous allowance and saw his son frequently until at the age of 4 when Laurie learned he was not going to leave Shante. Laurie told him and they mutually agreed that he should stop coming to see his son. Now flash forward to approx. one yr ago when Laurie decided that she wanted Snoop back in their son’s life (almost sounded like it coincided w/Snoop and Shante’s break-up when Shante served him with divorce papers). Snoop agreed to see his son but the visits did not happen. Calvin has acknowledged Julian, paternity was established 6-16-1998 (Julian’s birthdate). Per Shante, Calvin has always provided for Julian which includes a home, financial support and provisions for college. While I was disappointed to hear Snoop had a child outside of his marriage (I thought he was one of a few rappers who did not have children by other women-Ice Cube & Kim come to mind), it is not my place to judge. Since when did any of us become the moral compass for another adults behaviour, especially adults we do not know? I think Laurie showed very poor taste in allowing the story to come to light. She did not dispute the fact that she is receiving money etc. It is unfortunate that when human beings decide to do what comes naturally w/o benefit of protection an innocent child is created, who of no fault of their own has to deal w/the consequences. I do not think Julian has to be a part of the TV show, if he is sincere about establishing a relationship with his father then they should do it w/o benefit of cameras. Who really knows if it was easy to walk away from Julian or not (only Snoop knows that for sure) but each time he had to cut a check, he had to think about it. Besides the fact that in times of anger the outside relationship and results of it may be mentioned.

“Laurie told him and they mutually agreed that he should stop coming to see his son.”

This the key to this story, the moma told the dad, you are out your son’s life!

“Calvin has acknowledged Julian, paternity was established 6-16-1998 (Julian’s birthdate). Per Shante, Calvin has always provided for Julian which includes a home, financial support and provisions for college.”

So the adults here, calvin, shante and laurie had an agreement that i think is good expect the fact that dad and son do not have relationship!

I think all in all expect for the lack of relationship since age 4, snoop has taken a responsible attitude to this situation!

It’s not a battle over child support or allowance or anything!

When you’re thrown out of your son’s life because moma said so, whan can a man do, given he wanted to be with ride or die Shante!

Plus the most retarted thing of all is that the show is already wrapped! ohhh he wanna be on season 2 right?

If you’re a mom and exploit your kid that way, you’re plain stupid!

That Child looks mixed all the way..But He does not really look like snoop at all…I’m confused!!

I respect everyone opinion. But personally, to start off, HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SLEPTED WITH THAT WOMAN! that’s the problem with so many brothers they don’t think before what they do. I mean had he not slept with that girl, none of this would have happen. Most of the people in the music business have millions and are very famous, and people can easily set you up. I think that the woman setted him. That kid don’t look nothin like him. But i think that it is between snoop and shante to decide who is going to be on the show.

free Jeff Fort please … He is a icon in Chi-town … we all know stones run it……. even to this day.. free Jeff fort………..

Nice site, thanks.

its so wrong if that is snoop son every child deserves a father and snoop claims to be a family man but turns his back on his out of wedlock child

this boy looks just like his middle son Rook. it’s possible that Choc looks like other family members or her grandparents. this does happen.