Friday, December 28th, 2007

Everyone Has Jokes

Posted by Bossip Staff

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To most people, the Chris Stokes scandal is a serious issue but you know some people have to get their joke game on.

Jokes about the case have been popping up all around the internet. What do you think about this????

Comments(123) on “Everyone Has Jokes”


  1. 1st


  2. now i am first


  3. Can I tickle this little fella?


  4. damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

  5. Oh F@ck That!!!

    *****ed up but we knew they were comming.


  6. come on now, this is a serious matter

  7. Bones Jordan

    This situation is a joke. An all to common one in the entertainment business and black community.

  8. andrea

    that “first” ***** is so lame… it’s like people are proud to be first on a gossip site. i guess that’s a hell of an accomplishment right there!

    anyhow, those jokes are lame as well and this situation should not be taken in such a humorous light.

  9. Chris Stokes

    You better stop joking about me, I already got a bounty out on a couple *****s out here in cali.

    I didn’t touch that little *****, leave me and my family alone! Please, have some respect!

  10. This is Me

    @ Chris Stokes

    Hey Chris Pokes…I mean Stokes. Why did you touch all those little boys? You should be in prison getting gang raped.

  11. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Chris Stokes

    ***** you ***** pirate. I dont give a damn who you got bring them fools to Oakland


  12. WHY NOT… WE JOKE ABOUT EVERY THING ELES!

    PLUS CHRIS “STROKES *****” STOKES IS A CLOWN ANY HOW!

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  13. Joe

    It’s so ridiculous that Bossip is not only perpetuating the jokes but encouraging them by putting them on the page. This is child abuse here, not some cat shot or drunk actor. This is a new low in media.

  14. BostonBitty

    ^^u aint Chris Stokes and anyway if you are, you shoulda told MH it was a bad career move to do those wack love songs and that bootleg D’angelo video

  15. BostonBitty

    that wast at Stokes

  16. EffThisIsh

    IS that waldo faldo geraldo?

  17. leave it be

    its waldo geraldo faldo!!!!!”SUP”….hahahahahahaahaaaaaaa!!!!

  18. Chris Stokes

    You got anger issues, M-Daddy. Trouble at home? Kids h*****ling you?

    Want me to take them off your hands for a while?

  19. leave it be

    tee-hee…cat shot…

  20. 504okaay

    NOOOOO, NOT WALDO GERALDO FALDO !!!!

    DAMN DAMN DAAAAAMN !!!!

  21. Neekah

    Is that WALDO???!!!!


  22. NEXT!

  23. leave it be

    hey 504…i heard you might be interested in watching OAKTOWN’S 357- JUICY GOTCHA CRAZY, lol…i got the link….yessir!

  24. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Chris Stokes

    No what I got is “*****S WHO MOLEST CHILDREN” issues. Were you molested as a child or something? All the money you got why didnt you go find a Hollywood *****?


  25. Why is waldo in the tickle me Elmo costume???? I am confused!!!

    I have made a few jokes about them too, but to have everyone else doing it damn I really feel a little bad about their situation. Honestly neither side looks good, I just hope the truth comes out very quick because this story has taken too many twist and turns already.

  26. Tipps

    It is what it is – I admit I have made some jokes but all in all I know that its not anything to play with for real and if he did it he should go down for it. Plus we black we forever picking on something LOL


  27. I don’t get it.

  28. Tipps

    Oh & BTW its not *****S its PEDO, thats the only thing about these sort of allegations is that the first thing peeps want to say is Gay but no that is not gay that is having issues and messing with kids – he has a wife & kids and he’s a pedophile and lets just hope if it is true he has not harmed his own kids – bc you never know these days

  29. lisa

    his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com last week. Good luck to his search!


  30. “What do you think about this????”

    …L A M E!


  31. Everybody thinks it’s a joke until it happens to them or someone in their family!…

    “batty boi fi dead”…GUN SHOT! GUN SHOT!


  32. @ Bird

    I don’t get it.

    *************************

    LMAO…trust me you are not alone!

  33. helltothanaw

    M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Chris Stokes

    ***** you ***** pirate.

    ^^^^Forgive me lawd, I know this matter is serious, but I just could not keep myself from LOL @ this comment. Sooooo DEAD..

  34. leave it be

    what is the point of this picture????? other than giving us a reason to type, waldo geraldo faldo…..


  35. @TIPPS: Oh & BTW its not *****S its PEDO, thats the only thing about these sort of allegations is that the first thing peeps want to say is Gay but no that is not gay that is having issues and messing with kids – he has a wife & kids and he’s a pedophile and lets just hope if it is true he has not harmed his own kids – bc you never know these days

    ******************************************************************************

    DON’T GIVE A FU’CK WHAT U SAY THE ***** GAY GAY GAY GAY!…WHY ELSE WOULD A MAN WANT TO ***** A CHILD IN THE AZZ???????????????? ANSWER MI DAT!

    WITH A NAME LIKE TIPPS “NEVER MIND” DON’T EVEN BOTHER….


  36. R. Kelly, Chris Stokes, you are both goin’ down in ‘08.


  37. MY BADD A BOOOOOYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZ IN DA AZZ!

  38. Ibn

    Its not funny at all…but didnt he say he was 26 ***** look likes he 46…and where is his hairline…

  39. Lela

    This is exactly why victims never want to tell anyone when they’re molested because they fear being judged and made fun of.. It’s ridiculous that you all find this ***** funny… The black community has a lot to learn they bring each other down to the point of no return.


  40. @ kzzmerghtthere

    I’m glad you said something, you have gay men come on here all the time trying to explain that a pedo is different from a gay man…how. If it was a grown man and a little girl then he would be a pedo. But if it is a grown man and a little BOY the he would Be a Pedo and gay…??? please stop trying to explain to us the gay lifestyle and culture…if that is who you are then so what you don’t need to explain yourself on Bossip. Except the ***** for what it is…Chris is a booty pirate and he is gay..end of story!

  41. Lela

    Whats even worse is how someone said Raz was just mad that he’s nolonger a Celeb who in the hell would lie about something like this? The man said his ***** used to hurt… Some people are so pathetic I swear….


  42. @TRUEGEM: LMAO…

    Yeah I got you on dat…..I hate that *****!…you can’t put that ***** no other way..GAY!….end of story…..

  43. Chris Stokes

    Damn, M-Daddy. You *do* have anger issues. Do you feel rejected because *****ody’s ever tried to touch you? Can’t see why not. You certainly have a winning personality…


  44. @LBN: Its not funny at all…but didnt he say he was 26 ***** look likes he 46…and where is his hairline…

    *****************************************************************************

    ROTFLMAO!!!! if he is 26 he is 2 young to have a coldesac!…LOL……

  45. circa-81

    Does anybody know how old they were when the alleged molestation happened? When I was a teen damn if I wasn’t smart, violent, and big enough to keep a ni99a off me.

  46. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Chris Stokes

    I’m not the touchable type. I’m very manly. I dont have the pretty Jheri curl or the glossy gay lips. I just dont fit the description as a molested victim

  47. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @circa-81

    Thats what I’m saying. I was way too hood to let anything like that happen. Plus I have 3 older brothers and a gang of cousins who would do that 187

  48. ladyluck

    You know I hear a lot of remarks about how could they have let this go on for so long and alot of cracks about how funny this is. I was adopted and recently found my mother my brother and sister. I was told after realizing that my sister was alittle quiet and on various medications that my Uncle molseted my sister half of her life from the time she 4. My sister did not speak out until she recently tried to take her life. She is 28 now, It wasn’t until later that other family memebers started to come forth. Basically he was molesting everyone including his own children. My sister kept the seceret her entire life. Unless you are in the situation you cannot possible understand what goes through the mind of the person that has been molested. They fear that person so much that they are afraid to step out and do anything because of what the repercussion may be.Not to mention they are brainwashed in some sort of way.Like Chriss wife my new found aunt is stillmarried to this man(God only knows why) We can not knock them. Marques needs help he is so far brain washed that he may never recover.

    He does not like it now it learned to adjust which is wht Chris wanted him to do. I am proud of Raz B and hope that his quest to reach out and help others will be a spirtual recovery for him as well. This really is not funny, the only time I will laugh is when Chris is locked up and getting is ***** hole greased. Hell I might even send him some lubercant for his comesary.

  49. it'smesuprise

    I don’t get the joke (besides the play on words)…is that waldo geraldo faldo’s face superimposed onto an elmo costume…

  50. Jack

    Yall know Chris did it,putting him on blast was illegal so of course they had to say that. He is a known molester

  51. Ariona

    @M-DADDY Oaklands Finest

    it was the exact opposite for Raz, he was only eleven

    when it started and his mom was on drugs so all he had was his uncle chris. That’s why his brother was apologizing because he didn’t protect Raz as he should have. That is if all this is indeed true.

  52. NubianGoddez

    SMH a damn ghetto ***** mess.

  53. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Ariona

    Thats really sad. I have 4 boys my oldest being 17. He is 6ft-5 250. My other sons are 13 11 and 8. My main rule in the house is they always be my brothers keeper. I one fights they all fight.


  54. I can’t believe Chris Pokes has supporters. Like Omarion. He’s probably just mad because he thought that he was the only one with a relationship with pokey. He is sooooo the last person to defend anyone.


  55. Hey MDaddy!! 4 boys huh? You puts in work I see (come see me tonight). :)

  56. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    lacyd

    Hey boo.

  57. circa-81

    @ ladyluck

    Ok…11 I can kinda understand about being impressionable. But…let’s say 13 and up a person should know wrong from right. And maybe even at 11 years old. I look back at all the trouble I use to get myself into when I was a youngin.’ But, all in all it is definitely still wrong because a grown ***** man defininetly knows how to distinguish between the two.

  58. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Lacyd

    I will there. Dont wear no panties. LOL

  59. Ariona

    Im still mad at ricky romance. He should have been right there with his little brother so know crazy ***** like this can happen. He said he always had a feeling something wasn’t right about chris stokes camp. He should have trusted his intuition.


  60. MDaddy,

    Like I ever!!

  61. Ghost

    I’m don’t which to fear more South Park, Family Guy or the Boondocks’s take on all this. They already went after R. Kelly. They got plenty of material to work with this-Stokes, Raz B, Rickey Romance (***** name), Omarion, B2K, Ray J, Marques Houston and Bow Wow.

  62. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @circa-81

    I hear what you sayin but dude didnt have anybody to lace him with that game. Like I said previously I have a 11 year old but I was there to tell him whats normal and whats not normal. Along with all my other children. Raz wasnt schooled

  63. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    LacyD

    LOL Just in case I dont get a chance Happy New Year

  64. leave it be

    lacyd=fresh…lol


  65. Same to you MDaddy!! Don’t get to drunk, I want you to come home to me.

    What’s up L.I.B.

  66. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Lacyd

    I will be just fine boo. You know how I do off the Grey Goose

    BANG BANG BANG!!!!

  67. circa-81

    @ M-Daddy.

    I guess that is true, my ni99a.


  68. MDaddy

    Shhhh, it’s a lot of ladies walking through here, I don’t want them to know about that.

  69. leave it be

    hey laycd!


  70. L.I.B.

    I really like how you spelled my name!! Same *****unciation and everything!! No joke, i seriously like it. I think I’ll change my name, see how many people will notice.

  71. Tracey

    You know there was something about them…the whole of the B2K lot…..is pretty ricky anything to do with them too?

    Omario…..his another dodgy one!

  72. Dolla Bill

    187 on that **********a!

  73. leave it be

    @ the new laycd

    see what happens when your tired…INSPIRATION…LOL

  74. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Lacyd

    I understand

  75. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @circa-81

    You know whats crazy is when I got into my late teens early 20’s If there was a youngsta on the block who was from a broken I would school um. There are alot of dudes I know that really apprecite what I did for them, but I didnt do it so some one could say Hey M-Daddy is a cool dude, I did it because it gets cold on the street and everybody needs someone to give a push start

  76. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Dolla Bill

    Lets go get Blue and do this fool

  77. ChineseChickenWingz

    truth is its prolly funny to clown chris stokes but this hurts more than just that 1 man-he built a family and a team full of employees so everyone around him feelin this-since raz and his bro shot that $100 budget video im starting to wonder

  78. MNFBackwordzz

    Yauze lost.

  79. marv

    Im sorry bossip i dont get the joke. Child molestation its one of the worst serious issue we face in our society today. making fun of it its not cute.nor funny. Im embarased that we as black people find this things to be funny

    Jesus take the wheel!

  80. CHICAGO

    YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A MEMBER

    OF SOHH TO GET THE JOKE.

    JBO IS KING :devil:


  81. @Marv

    Why to peeple say Jesus take the wheel? My cusin Jesus jus came heer from Mexico and he does not have a drivars lisense

  82. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Juan Carlos

    Why to peeple say Jesus take the wheel? My cusin Jesus jus came heer from Mexico and he does not have a drivars lisense

    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO OHHHHH *****T!!!!!!!!! Now that is funny Does he have his green card yet? LOL

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  84. No card needded. He road across the border in a truck filed weth fresh flours

  85. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Juan Carlos

    Well tell him welcome to the US. If he needs some extra cash he could do my yard

  86. sohh poster

    sohh runs the net


  87. Oakland is too farr to travel to kut your gr*****. We stay in suthern californa to go back and forfth across the border. You must be a nice black man, moost hatte us

  88. SOHH

    hahahahahahaha yoyoma lost

  89. marv

    lol i can help ityall its crazy on this blog bossip got yall on that good stuff.


  90. Bye amigos, I mustt leeve for my therd job

  91. NubianGoddez and WeSSide Eviscer8r are ignorant, racist s*****bags

    NubianGoddez and WeSSide Eviscer8r are ignorant, racist s*****bags

  92. leave it be

    um wow…what the hell did i miss????

  93. Nita

    Lela

    This is exactly why victims never want to tell anyone when they’re molested because they fear being judged and made fun of.. It’s ridiculous that you all find this ***** funny… The black community has a lot to learn they bring each other down to the point of no return.

    —————-

    Amen.

  94. Nita

    circa-81

    @ ladyluck

    Ok…11 I can kinda understand about being impressionable. But…let’s say 13 and up a person should know wrong from right. And maybe even at 11 years old. I look back at all the trouble I use to get myself into when I was a youngin.’ But, all in all it is definitely still wrong because a grown ***** man defininetly knows how to distinguish between the two.

    ———————–

    a 13 year old is a child and there’s usually no reason to blame them for the actions of a predator adult — unless the 13 year old went Lolita and did everything in their power to make the adult think they (the 13 year old) was of age. That happens, and the 13 year olds should be punished for it, not the unknowing adults.

    HOWEVER, when an adult takes a child, and abuses that child’s trust and makes the child do things the child doesn’t really want to do but that child trusts the adult … the adult needs the death penalty handed down. If Raz was 11 years old, he didn’t know any better. And then by the time things progressed, he probably felt so guilty he didnt know what to do and was wavering between thinking it was normal and wanting to kill himself. That’s how it works for little kids.

    If this really happened, and all signs currently point to it really happening, then Raz B needs our prayers not our condemnation and sick, lame jokes at his expense. Raz B was very very brave to come out and say these things. The police and psychologists need to be involved now. Raz B is hurting. The Black Community needs to do better than support the R. Kellys while making fun of the Raz Bs. We are never gonna get anywhere, if we continue to destroy ourselves like this.

  95. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Yes Raz B. and Ricky Romance both need lots of prayer!!!

    God bless there little hearts.

  96. getyourhandouttamypocket

    I think that it’s disgusting.

  97. NubianGoddez and WeSSide Eviscer8r are ignorant, racist s*****bags

    crap


  98. …nice -end sarcasm-

  99. WeSSide Eviscer8r

    LOL!!!!

    *runs into thread*

    *grabs gun from lacydz killer kitty*

    *flees thread*

    *LAUGHIN THE WHOLE EMMEFFN TIME*

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

  100. evan45689

    funny

  101. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    All of the Raz B. supporters should get together and pitch in on a therapist for him and Ricky Romance.

    Oh and quit being so damn gullable!

  102. DeeDeeBaby

    People seriously need to educate themselves on how pedophiles GROOM their victims. They don’t just befriend some kid and the day after meeting them, start to touch on them. If that happened, every pedophile under the sun would be reported. That’s just not how the ***** works.

    Secondly, the pedophiles don’t only groom the kids, they groom the kids parents as well. This is usually a single mother who is stretched to her limit who think it’s a Godsend that her child has a “father figure” that wants to spend time with him.

    Until people fully grasp the method of these child predators, this will continue to happen. Child predators are almost ALWAYS people that the community in general trust. Educate yourselves, damnit, lest you continue to sound like a damn fool!

  103. Eshaneua

    What does this say of Omarion and Marques Houston and what ever will this do to Omarion and Marques Houston’s career–(as if they had one b4 this)? Stay tuned, folks. The plot thickens.

  104. Truth Seeker

    It is very likely that Chris Stokes groomed these kids for abuse. Grooming refers to actions deliberately undertaken with the aim of befriending and establishing emotional control over a child, in order to lower the child’s inhibitions in preparation to sexually abuse or rape the child. Furthermore, research has shown children are less likely to report a crime if it involves someone that he or she knows, trusts, and cares about. Additionally, a trusting relationship with the family means the child’s parents will be less likely to believe any potential accusations.

    And if Raz B’s mother was on drugs, what adult could he have gone to. Esp, if Chris Stokes was family. He probably thought no one would believe him.

  105. Truth Seeker

    Immature came out when the members were around 10. Which means, Chris Stokes was came into contact with these kids at a younger age. Marques Houston has probably been molested since younger than age 10. It would take intense therapy for him to admit to abuse since he is still under the control of his abuser. As for Raz B’s claims that Marques was involved in his and BSK abuse. It is not far fetched that Chris Stokes groomed him to become an abuser too since he has had control of Marques the longest. Marques and Omarion are probably involved in molesting TUG’S younger acts along with Chris Stokes. It’s like a sick and twisted cycle. The abused becomes the abuser. DISGUSTING!!!!

  106. DIAMONDCHEERS

    It’s so ridiculous that Bossip is not only perpetuating the jokes but encouraging them by putting them on the page. This is child abuse here, not some cat shot or drunk actor. This is a new low in media.

    —————————————————-

    n what is it exactly that u want bossip 2 do about this become captain save a ho

    oh please!!!

  107. BeHappy

    WELL!!

    If we cant make fun of molestation, what CAN we make fun of?

  108. YoYoMa

    HEY THAT IS A PIC OF ME.YALL STOLE IT FROM SOHH.COM AND I’M THE POSTER KNOWN AS YOYOMA.I’M A LEGEND ON SOHH.

    IF YALL DO NOT TAKE THIS PIC DOWN RIGHT NOW I AM GOING TO SUE THIS SITE

  109. MNFBackwordzz

    Yuaze loses again.

  110. esini

    naaaaaaah b!

  111. Joe

    Diamond Cheers:

    i’ve never wrote a comment here, but was horrified. bossip is an entertainment site, so i suggest they do what they’re here for and that’s entertain. i just think that they’ve crossed the line. they could have made fun of people jumping out of buildings on 9/11, but they didn’t. some goofy like you may have rolled around busting up. this is an instance in which you exercise that restraint in the sake of decency. violating a 10 year old, to me, is on that same level regardless of number of lives affected.

  112. DeeDeeBaby

    People are joking about it because it’s a little boy getting abused. Were it some little girls, they’d have a different outlook. Especially since these guys are older now. Most of the people making jokes probably made jokes about them being gay when they first came out. It’s all a joke to them and they don’t care if someones life is damaged behind this.

  113. Nita

    DeeDeeBaby and TruthSeeker, thank you all for pointing that out. Reminded me of the movie ‘I know my first name is Steven’ with Corin Nemec, from back in the day (anyone here old enough to remember that movie?) That movie was said. This little boy was kidnapped by a pedophile and the pedophile’s previous victim. The pedophile had groomed the previous victim to be a pedophile himself and to help the pedophile obtain his next victim. Only the previous victim was sad, himself, because the pedophile no longer ‘loved’ him since he was growing up.

    Towards the middle of the story the pedophile tried to groom Steven into kidnapping another little 6 or 7 year old boy. Steven remembered what happened to him and the older boy who had been abused and discarded, and that’s when he turned the tables and helped save the little boy from the pedophile. When Steven went to the cops, he didn’t remember anything about his previous life except ‘…I know my first name is Steven’. His life was hell after that, as well. He couldn’t readjust and people didn’t have sympathy for him because he was a male victim of a child rapist. But what was Steven supposed to do? He’d been threatened, and he’d been ‘loved’ and ‘cared for’ by his molestor-abductor, until the old life fell away. He was still that little boy inside who was hurting.

    And that’s what’s happening to everybody involved in this. It’s a sad story all the way around. The victims don’t deserve being made fun of or talked about nastily. Rape is not a joke. Child rape and child molestation is not a joke. Make fun of the victimizers, not the victims.

  114. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    I just want to know if anyones heard from Raz B. since Wednesday or whenever “his” last statement was made? Or could it be that him and Ricky Romance went back to the drawing board to try and come up with their next move????

    Bossip keep us posted on this… please don’t drop the ball in the middle of the game.

    :)

  115. Slim Sexy

    Yo no one should be shock about this all those boys are punks. I just want to see what Chris has to say publicly, will he interview I don’t think so. will Ricky tell the same story or did he get enough money to tell a different version. If you think Wendy Williams is good or Love B Scott is funny. I listen to that Kat Ryan B he’s nasty and real

  116. LOL

    yoyo ma is a poster on sohh

    that make dumb threads about

    transexuals and people clown

    him like crazy.the person that did

    this is the king.


  117. This isn’t funny.


  118. I always thought Chris Stokes was a little fruity, and I truly believe he took advantage of those guys when they were younger. Raz B may be the only one who has the courage to speak up.

  119. natasha

    this aint funny hes a innocent man and he aint do nothin to them lil boys i dont kno y yall keep messin with him raz b was lyin and yall should kno that he just want attention

  120. l boogie

    in response to lady luck—–Very Well Said—-and true.As A victim myself—i know—as an adult now-molestation has certainly changed my views on many aspects of my life—-especially SEX and relationships.

  121. lucus

    Nice dress. You look gorgeous here. My sis told me she found you on myrichmatch..com.. Is it true. Did you really have profile on that site.

  122. Mohitstaygdup

    That isn’t me you homos. And You gotta be a JBO nikka to get this joke. Smh @ yall nerds tryna put feelings and pyche on dis *****.

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