Jessica Simpson Named Sexiest Mom In The World By Victoria’s Secret
The USAToday is reporting that the bra-and-panty pushers at Victoria’s Secret have deemed “swamp-azz” Jessica Simpson to be the sexiest mom in the world. We’re not sure who was chosen to vote on such a prestigious title, but we’re pretty sure they are some kin to Helen Keller.
Just off the top of our heads there’s Beyonce, Christina Milian, Nia Long, Halle Berry, and Jennifer Lopez. Sorry, but ain’t no room for Jessica skinny azz anywhere in the top 5.
No surprise that the folks at Vicki’s chose a chick like her though, women of color aren’t exactly “all the rage” round those parts.
We’re sure some of you swirly brothas will dig this though…
Flip the page to see more pics of her majesty in all her splendor.
Image via WENN
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