Worst Behavior: How Freaky Is Your Bedroom Game? [QUIZ]

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Are you as innocent….or as freaky…..as you think in the bedroom? Take our quiz and find out!

How Freaky Is Your Bedroom Game?

There are many different types of sexual personas that people take on when they enter the bedroom, but some people are way more…or less…inhibited than they think.

So, which type of freak-a-leek do you morph into when the lights go out and the clothes come off?

Take our quiz below and find out!

To get your partner “in the mood” you’re most likely to:
Suggest a back massage
Make Starbucks Drake hands
Start a prayer circle
Whip it out
Wine & dine them
Send scandalous pictures
Which of the following would you never do in the bedroom?
I'm down for whatever
Lose the keys to your handcuffs
Get tied up
Sleep
Let someone watch
Role play
Which of these songs gets you “in the mood?”
“Neighbors Know My Name” by Trey Songz
I prefer silence
“Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
“Knuck If You Buck” by Crime Mob
“Freak Like Me” by Adina Howard
“Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge
How many times a week do you think sex is necessary?
3-and-a-half
7
Well, it’s not really “necessary”
5
Twice on Sunday
2
Which animal best represents you in the bedroom?
Goat
Snake
Bunny
Cat
Puppy
Love bird
If your lover could describe your bedroom skills in one hashtag, it would be:
#WOW
#ImSprung
#CoolLikeDat
#ThatWasNice
#UOENO
#FixItJesus
Where is the most public place you’d ever get it on?
At church
Private balcony
50-yard line
At home with blinds open
A bearskin rug by the fire
A farm
Finish this sentence: I’d never sleep with someone who:
Wasn’t breathing
Wanted to try too many positions
Couldn’t enjoy a good spanking
I didn’t truly love
Was left handed
Didn’t put a ring on it
What is the longest you could go without sex?
12 hours
1 month
2 weeks
1 week
A leap year
Until marriage
Who would be the celebrity director of your “leaked” freaky flick?
Stevie J
Kim Kardashian
Woody Allen
Drake
Walt Disney
Tyler Perry
You got: I'm a Weirdo in the Sack
There’s unconventional, there’s freaky…. and then there’s you. Most people like to mix it up a little bit when it comes to sex, but your bedroom interests tend to go way out into left field. Kudos for being comfortable with your own sexuality—no matter how bizarre your desires—but your sexual deviance can be a turn off to most and probably illegal in most states. If not for fetish sites you probably wouldn’t have hope for finding someone just as weird as you to accommodate your far-out fantasies or have a place to get your rocks off. Wait, why would you put a rock in your… #YouNasty
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You got: I'm an Average Joe in the Sack
Sex with you isn’t exactly “bad,” it’s just not mind-blowing. You tend to stick with what you know—which isn’t that much in terms of variety—and minimize trying out new things in the bedroom to make sure that you don’t disappoint. But that in and of itself can be disappointing. Anyone who sleeps with you has to enjoy missionary a lot with the occasional doggy style on “special” days. Because of your average bedroom skills you’ve probably had to deal with your boo having a sidepiece in the past (or present). Yeah, we said it. #StepYourGameUp
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You got: I'm a Closet Freak
You like to play coy about sex in public and rarely discuss what goes on in your sex life with others, because it’s nobody’s damn business but you and your bae. But when it’s time get it in, you put it down and pull out all the stops to please your partner. You’ve never had a lover who didn’t leave a bedroom session with you completely satisfied (or a limp). You’re the epitome of the phrase “don’t judge a book by its cover” because most people are pleasantly surprised that you’re freak flag waves proudly—behind closed doors.
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You got: I'm a Sex Addict
You’re very good at sex, as you should be—given the fact that it’s all you do. Practice makes perfect and you’ve had a lot of it. Your interest in sex started early on. You were the kid propositioning classmates on the playground with: “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” You can get turned on by anything—even breathing. Any time your mind is not occupied with work or school you start daydreaming about sex. If it were up to you, you’d be having sex right now. Wait, are you having sex while you’re read this?!?!?! SMH!
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You got: I'm Like a Virgin in the Sack
Your sex life is a vanilla as they come. It’s either on infinite hold or it never started to begin with. When it comes to dating you try to avoid doing “the do” for as long as possible and are perfectly fine with moving on if someone isn’t up for the delay. Sex is usually a last and final step that comes at the end of a very long waiting period and involves much mystery but may lack creativity. Your lack of inexperience may make you a lame in the sheets now, but once you come across the right teacher your sex game (and hopefully desire) will get a much-needed upgrade.
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You got: I'm a True Romantic
You believe in making love above all. Sex for you is not about the physical act but what it represents. You’re extremely passionate and like to spoil your partner with time and affection while getting to know them before taking that step towards the bedroom… or whatever room you choose to express your love in. A bed of roses, bubble baths and bearskin rugs may be cliché (or unheard of) for some, but it’s all just part of your regular M.O. Sex for you is not something you do but an out of body experience where two souls become one and melt into each other like lovemaking candles. Aww, how sweet.
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