Ripped up gym-rat muscle heads are cool and all, but there’s nothing like a man with some meat on his bones.
Big Guys We’d Like To Date
These hot and heavy dudes can eat off our plate any day. Keep clicking for some fluffy fineness.
1) Prince Felder was the breakout star of ESPN’s Body Issue earlier this year. And we’ve got no issues with his body, or that winning smile.
2) Rick Ross has been slimming down considerably these days but he still makes our list of chubs we wanna rock.
Remember Bone Crusher? Yes!
3) CeeLo has been making us think and making us move for decades. He’s as sexy as his songs are.
4) Seth Rogen can certainly swirl with us. We’re feeling this funny man.
5) Don Cannon can mix and scratch with us whenever he wants. Last night a DJ saved my life.
Funny how Chris Brown‘s been hanging out on team chunk lately.
6) Fat Joe ain’t so fat anymore either, but we’d still f**k with him! Now lean back…
7) Bun B is the OG we want and need. Now that’s trill.
Biggie will always be a classic big-boned bae. RIP to the man himself.
8) Craig Robinson can hop right in our hot tub time machines asap.
9) Kevin James is another one of our swirly comic crushes.
The original overweight lover, Heavy D. We miss you.
10) Ché Gravy the Stay-Fresh chef can absolutely stir our pot. We’ll stay in the kitchen. We can take the heat, thanks.
We love the heavy-hitters around these parts. Don’t sleep on that extra something to hold. It’ll be cuffing season before you know it!