A Complete History Of North West’s Adorable Mean Mugginess
Princess Nori Kardashian-West is easily the prettiest toddler in all of Hollyweird who exudes an adorable I’m-better-than-you snootiness that’s made her everyone’s new favorite mean muggy zillionaire baby. Sorry Blue.
Hit the flip for a (hilarious) gallery of everyone’s favorite mean muggy (but adorable) toddler.
North: “Struggling to understand why you always look homeless, un-loved and musty, Blue. Aren’t you…rich? My parents would never!”
Blue: “Daddy put me down RIGHT NOW. IMMA HIT HER. LEMME GO!
Blue: “What you say, you greasy-haired Compass? Better be GLAD my daddy holding me back”
North: *whispers under breath* “You heard me, you dusty garanimal”
“Who is this rather unemployed looking thing walking up on me? Keri Hilson? And she wants to hold me? Tuhhhh”
“So tired of Auntie Khloe’s stranger-danger boyfriend calling the house in the middle of night, waking me up and begging daddy for beats. Can’t wait until he dumps her on Twitter”
“My precious edges are melting away in this heat but mommy and daddy care more about their little Instagram Likes. Hate them both”