Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

No Laughing Matter

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Dave’s comedy act wasn’t very funny. In fact, it brought his wife to tears. The couple got into a nasty argument in front of his children after Dave slipped off to talk to model Geena Rocero. Wow, so the wife gets cursed out because you are a flirt? Nice.

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Comments(55) on “No Laughing Matter”


  1. Please rewrite this legibly so I can know what the hell you are talking about. What does that first sentence mean?

  2. Dalia

    That’s a shame.

  3. SHANGO BAPTIST

    This woman must be a *****ing GENIUS or a great *****-sucker, because I will never get this so called “conscious” male..


  4. okay so WHAT HAPPENED bossip? maybe cuz i’m sick but i’m not comprehend’n….


  5. But I do get that he shouldn’t be flirt’n with other women specially when the kiddies are around…

  6. mia

    What are you talking about? Please clarify. What comedy act? Why was it not funny? What about it made his wife cry? Come on now!

  7. yell

    He was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service ‘Meet Rich,com’ with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.

  8. Reality

    Dave is next. I hope he has a pre-nup. Another instance where an entertainer gives financial security to a woman who then uses it to take care of her family for generations.

    Having babies and sleeping with someone for millions. Is that all it takes. At least he didn’t take the $50 million from comedy central. Had he should would have gotten half of that.

    Dave, cut your losses. The children will be ok that is all that counts.

    I wonder if Tiger Woods is getting it on a regular basis now that he has a child and his wife has a prenup that will make her a millionare for life. Is that blonde __ __ __ __ that good?

    Eventually they all go back to their own race…. after the money.

  9. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Elaine looks good in this pic. Ummm, this I doubt very much. LOL, last time Bossip posted the story (along w/Page six) about him being in NY w/some white chick…why was he in DC? I know his publicist very well and she set the record straight. BTW, his wife is cool as ish because once when Dave performed at the Kennedy Center and all these hoochies were surrounding him at the reception afterward, we stood on the sidelines and I was amazed at how chill she was because she lets his people/publicist handle the crowds. It was at that moment that I decided I couldn’t work as a publicist ’cause I know I’d be elbowing folks in the stomach and stepping on toes…on purpose…to get them to back the hell up.

  10. cl*****ysophisticatedchic

    If he was flirting in front of his wife and kids, that’s totally DISRESPECTFUL!!!! And on top of that, he cursed at her…..let her flirt with another man in his face and see how he like it! Enough said!!!!!

  11. Bones Jordan

    @ Reality, I like your posts, but I think this is straight bull*****. I’m callin you out Bossip, I’ve never heard of Dave havin marital problems and now this. BULL*****!!

  12. AL Sharpton

    I am boycotting this one Bossip.

    For one, Dave is such a good, progressive dude and this type of scrutiny shows a lack of good stories in your *****nal. Will you only be happy after you tear down every successful Black person in America?

    And for two IT READS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A DRUNK 2 YEAR OLD. What are you even saying?

  13. Dolla Bill

    I ain’t buying it Bossip….Dave’s too cool for that bull*****.

  14. Darth Paul

    You can’t count on Page 6 to do any black person justice. It’s very convenient that the content of their argument isn’t discussed- they just zoomed in on the fact that his wife was crying and he spoke to a pretty woman afterward. I dismiss!

  15. pimp daddy

    BOSSIP YOU GREASY SLIMY DIAHRREA DRINKING *****S STOP WITH THE BULL***** ON DAVE.ASIAN GIRLS ARE MORE OBEDIENT AND WILL TAKE MORE ***** THAN ANY WOMAN I KNOW.I LUV THERE SILKY BLACK ***** HAIRS PLUS THEY DO TASTE SWEET.I HAVE TRAINED A COUPLE OF THEM AND I RECOMMEND ASIAN ***** TO ANY THAT CAN GET SOME.

  16. Mo'Ree

    these comments get more and more ignorant everyday… i’m gonna log in one day and it’s just gonna be owrgjl;gjaklgj;erlagjflgkla with various explatives here and their SMH


  17. Thanks for clearing that up Bossip.

    Why would anyone *****ume that he was flirting with another while he was with his wife and children? Wifey might have gone off on him for simply speaking to a good looking woman and Dave told her ***** to stop acting like an idiot in public of nothing.

    That is if any of this happened at all.

  18. Avengerunlimited

    Maybe “According to page six…” should have started that article, so that–most of us could dismiss it out of hand.

  19. Typical Sista

    Why Chappel wit her? Dont he like big black women?? I want some money too.

  20. me that's who

    so that chick in the pic with him is his wife??????? lmao damn money really can buy you anything cause i just KNEW dave had a goon as a wife……..that was mean to say, lmao

  21. British Black girl

    Her genes are STRONG..them kids look nothing like Dave..!!!!

  22. Oh F@ck That!!!

    Jan 2, 2008 – 9:16 am Reality

    Dave is next. I hope he has a pre-nup. Another instance where an entertainer gives financial security to a woman who then uses it to take care of her family for generations.

    Having babies and sleeping with someone for millions. Is that all it takes. At least he didn’t take the $50 million from comedy central. Had he should would have gotten half of that.

    Dave, cut your losses. The children will be ok that is all that counts.

    I wonder if Tiger Woods is getting it on a regular basis now that he has a child and his wife has a prenup that will make her a millionare for life. Is that blonde __ __ __ __ that good?

    Eventually they all go back to their own race…. after the money.

    ^^^^

    Wow….the broke an bitter strike again. Don’t be mad because most women are NEVER gonna pay for ***** but paying for ***** is common place in this world.

    Everything else in the WORLD could stop, but ***** alwayz has and ALWAYZ WILL pay the bills. Yall made it that way, not us.

    Besides, putting someone before you is no easy task. You can’t put a price tag on life and once you have given up a certain amount of year to take care of a man and kids, you CANNOT GET THOSE YEARS BACK.

    But Dave Chapell is corny. His show was hit and miss and his stand up is stupid. I watched him on comedy central last year and he spent 30 minutes talking about a homeless person chockin’ his chickin and using his _ _ _ for amunition. Maybe dudes find it funny but I found it to be really lame.

  23. Kurt Eric Munroe

    His wife looks like a cute Thai or Vietnamese-American. I think that Dave is a very cool guy. He makes a lot of jokes, but he is one deep brotha. I don’t think he’d slip like that.

  24. Kurt Eric Munroe

    What I really like about that pic is how typically American they look. I mean Dave is rich as hell, but he and his wife seem to keep the family grounded in simple values. It is just good to see.

  25. Bones Jordan

    @ Kurt, good comment man.


  26. @ Reality for someone who calls themself reality

    This….”I wonder if Tiger Woods is getting it on a regular basis now that he has a child and his wife has a prenup that will make her a millionare for life. Is that blonde __ __ __ __ that good?

    Eventually they all go back to their own race…. after the money” is a pretty Ironic Statement

    I think you need to come back to Reality, everybody who dates outside their race comes back to their own, you know your stupid for that right!?

  27. Soul Cry

    …that’s too bad…hope it’s not true. If it is, she needs to put him in his place.

  28. Bloggers suck

    i’m tiger woods.. I’m tired woods I am tiger woods .. I AM Tiger woods I’m Tigher Woods! those kids need to go on and practice that line real quick … as for this story – Bossip TRULY shows it’s ghetto nature by stealing a story then trying to make it their own but leave out important details .. and plus, everyone knows that Page 6 HATES BLACK PEOPLE so anything and everything they have to say is pure GARBAGE with that said .. Bossip, you guys are dumb and you really aren’t qualified to write captions on blogs .. just post the pics and let the audience make their own comments .. n’kay? good! :)

  29. Bloggers suck

    i’m tiger woods.. I’m tired woods I am tiger woods .. I AM Tiger woods I’m Tigher Woods! those kids need to go on and practice that line real quick … as for this story – Bossip TRULY shows it’s ghet-TOE nature by stealing a story then trying to make it their own but leave out important details .. and plus, everyone knows that Page 6 ain’t checking for no black PEOPLE so anything and everything they have to say is pure GARBAGE with that said .. Bossip, you guys are dumb and you really aren’t qualified to write captions on blogs .. just post the pics and let the audience make their own comments .. n’kay? good! :)

  30. Akimbo

    Cute family, stupid post.

    Dave’s wife looks like she runs *****.

  31. Da R

    wow. i din’t know dave chappelle was part of the “sellout” club.

  32. about it

    @MO’REE: LMAO

    @Akimbo: she does look like she in control

  33. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    She’s Filipino.

  34. In a Rub-a-Dub Style A.K.A. Victorious

    The real question is…are those even his kids. They look more asian that Maddox Jolie-Pitt. He needs to get to DNA Diagnostics STAT!

  35. TT

    Boo on this. Bossip is straight slippin’. This is not news. What’s the story here? This site is just a breeding ground for hate! In 2008, I want Bossip to step there news game up, for real. Ya’ll are straight falling off and I’m losing interest! NEXT!

  36. imdone

    @Bird – cosign! That first sentence makes no sense given Dave C’s career. Horrible writing, and a non-story anyway.


  37. Oh honey. Don’t let him turn things around on you like that. She needs to go a little postal. It’ll keep him in check. You don’t pull that stuff on a woman who might just cut you in public.

  38. Fit-n-Fab

    Someone just posed this question to me…

    Does anyone else think black (dark) men who look like Idris Elba, Michael Jordan, Seal, Reggie Bush (or pick your favorite dark cutie) will be extinct in the next 25+ years.

    If Black men keep having children with non-blacks, will there be a BLACK MAN?

    What do you think?

  39. BLUEMAGICISTHESHIZNIT

    I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE DC IS HUNG LIKA STALLION SO THATS IT WHY VUNYGYUN WHATEVA IS WITH HIM. PLUS HE IS FUNNIER THEN ISH!!!

  40. Boomboomroom

    LOL, that woman is the boss of the family. You can tell by their body language in this picture that she is in charge. LOL, even if Dave was trying to talk to some other chick, you better believe mamasan is going to handle that when they get back home.

  41. Blue-black men extinct?

    No…not as long as the “sistas” keep chasing after these ugly DARK men and crying when they aim to lighten up THEIR prodigy with fair non-black women.

    I for one am one black women already married to a non-black man (he’s not white though).

    GET A DAMN CLUE BLACK WOMEN. GET A CLUE FOR 2008

  42. KillaBeeSwarm

    What part of Asia is Dave’s wife from? China? Japan? Korea? Vietnam? Thailand? Hong Kong? Taiwan?

  43. Diamond

    Man..It’s a damn shame that he went for a asian woman cause they have nothing NOTHING on a white girl or a black girl…THEY DON’T HAVE NO BOOTY AT ALL they look skinny and all LOOKALIKE..And look at these kids…DONT EVEN LOOK HALF BLK TO ME SMH

    DAVE U CAN DO BETTTERRRRRRRR


  44. Gr*****hopper needs to take a chill pill…and realize that he’s going to cheat just like all the rest of these rich lyin’ ***** men !

  45. Lyn

    Dave’s kids do look like him. The oldest boy looks just like him. The baby boy looks more like mom. Dave’s mother is very light skinned with green eyes so that can explain it. Dave’s grandfather was predom. White gened man who p*****ed for white so he’s not “all dark”.

  46. wifey

    I agree..this story seems like half of it got chopped off. Doesn’t make sense.

  47. Bet

    What did he do? Marry the Viet Cong? If that really is his family, he is hilarious!

  48. Luke Cage

    Ungrateful *****. He’s given her a lifestyle that most filapina’s would die for. Him marrying her, kept her out of the sweat shops making below minimum wage and this how she treats him. Let this be a lesson gentlemen. Why buy when you can lease with a two year option to either buy (yeah right) or trade that ***** in for a new and improved model.

  49. ss

    Dave needs to tried an African p—-. He will most definetely forget about all others. that is the real down low.

  50. playlist

    i could care less about dave’s personal life, as i could care less about michael vick’s or barry bonds, or anyone else….

    leave that man alone

    let him tell his jokey jokes

  51. lovely and amazing

    So Dave is not Hollywood and keeps it too real to take a 50 million dollar deal from comedy channel. But he’s Hollywood enough to walk away from his family in public for some model chick. No cool. Priciples start at home Dave. Keep it real and close to home.

  52. Ariona

    that boy in the front look just like Dave!


  53. He’s crazy!!!

  54. lovely and amazing

    @Yvonne

    Thank you Yvonne. His kids look just like him especially the one in front. What color has to do with it, them boys look like they daddy!

  55. andie

    I hope this isn’t true. I can’t imagine him publicly dissing his family like that. I would wail on him and send him some papers if I was that wife.

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