BAby Gap

Dayum. It’s that bad??!!!!

Very sad back then they didn’t have people to help them invest. These current stars are set for life.

lool awww i fell sorry 4 him but god dayam can’t he cream his hands…. dem fingers look messed up

Someone get that man some vaseline intensive care lotion STAT!!

Didn’t he make some good money (like $250,000) off of the Surreal Life in 2004?

*I’m not sure but I thought that’s what the entertainers/celebrities made for appearing on that show…

HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN SCRUBBING HIS DRAWS IN BLEACH!

lol that 1st pic looks like the first pic of boot camp

WELL damn.

This is getting outta hand. Next thing you know he gone be autograph’n himself to bid on e-bay.

loooooooooooooooooooool @PaigeyWaigey 4 real

I agree…lol yall know yall wrong this man is on his LAST PAIR OF PANTS.

VH1 CAN’T AFFORD TO PAY NOBODY $250,000!! LOL I MIGHT BELIEVE THEY SPLIT THAT MONEY ABOUT 6 WAYS BETWEEN EVERYBODY..NOW THAT I WOULD BELIEVE…CAUSE BY THE TIME THEY GET ON THE SHOW THEY ARE HASBEENS…EVEN BRATS BEAVER EATING ASS SAID IT’S FOR HASBEENS…BUT HER BROKE ASS STAYED ON THE SHOW!

Some people just don’t have a great or fair life. My parents are two of them, and Gary Coleman is definitely one of them.

Hmmm, he needs some Chapstick or something. Maybe he just needs to go find a job…

That’s so sad. I hope he gets better.

he should move to nigeria and be part of those nollywood movies .. they have these two midget brothers that kill it every time! maybe he can regain success again

HEY there PCF.

yea 25 cents sounds bout right….

awwwww poor thing (no pun intended)

why is he standing like that?

is he okay?

******AngelycAries*******

SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME….TMI

That’s BABY Gap, right?

noooo…that’s just sad!

paigey, girl you killing me…..lmmfao talking bout he been washing his drawz in bleach…..lawd i can go die now…..

His hands look like they picked more than their share of cotton.

@Fabs “he should move to nigeria and be part of those nollywood movies .. they have these two midget brothers that kill it every time! maybe he can regain success again”

LOL WHAT!

*playin 2pac’s until the end of time*

I can’t even make a joke off of this. It’s really sad…

yh the title kills it: enough is enough its tru its about time he got a job n stop depending on his past to get him paid ENOUGH IS ENOUGH LOL!

he so ashy he making me itch…and the crusty dusty lips….that’s extra….

i’m gonna go ahead to costco and buy the biggest palet of lotion i can find and send it to him…that’s my donation…

I wonder if he receives any residuals from the reruns of Different Strokes, it’s currently in circulation on tv.

Why can’t he just get a job flippin burgers or something?

Judging by his consistently ashy appearance and obvious lack of funds, I would think it safe to assume that…

He must be living off cake mix washed down with powdered milk.

*****BONES*****

NATURALLY HIS NAME WOULD BE ASHY G.

***ON A SIDE NOTE I GOT A CYBER CRUSH ON YOU, I GOT A FEELING YOUR A CUTIE*** LOL

This is one black man that I don’t mind white women sucking off.

Can you white hoes that come on this site so damn much talking trash about black women, please blow him off, since y’all think y’all are superior and everything to a black woman. Im am sure a good bj is all that man need to lift his spirits. LMAO

Seriously, he has not worked in years but there has to be something else he knows how to do. I realize he has some sort of disorder but are we sure he isn’t on drugs??, afterall everybody else on the show was. This is really sad.

WOW, SAD JUST SAD.

MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can’t he just get a job flippin burgers or something?

AND HE CAN USED THE LEFT OVER GREASE TO OIL HIS ASHY ASS HANDS.

not funny!!!

i hope no one ever catches yo mama selling ish on ebay and put her on blast! SMH

*****Mo’Ree*****

YES! HE IS MAKING MY ASS ITCH….EVERYTIME I SEE A ROACH OR AN ANT I GOT THE URGE TO ITCH!! DAMN YOU ASHY G!!!! LOL WHO GOT SOME CALAMINE PINK LOTION?!?!

80′s!!!!!

hi lady

His life is so tragic. It doesn’t seem like he is seeking realy employment, I think he is just feeling sorry for himself.

@ PaigeyWaigey

I was just bringing out a comparison. But his situation is truly sad because he has dropped down so far from what he once was, and should be lavishing in the fruits of his earlier labor. Yet people brought him down.

My parents being immigrants, people brought them down in their efforts to life a good life and raise four kids (me being the youngest), but in that aspect they succeeded. Yet life is still a stuggle. That’s all I was trying to say.

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP AN AVATAR SO I CAN GET ME SOME CYBER DICK…..FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD!! SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS BEST! LOL

That is really bad, why don’t he just go and work for the Gov. He obviously doesnt have enough money for lotion.

Why is it that Gary need so much money that he have to be selling things. Do he have a drug habit or something?? It seems like every other week theres a post about him doing something like this. Next I guess they will be saying hes sell his blood!

what do you say to this??

@Bones- his name would be “Skin so Dry” or “Rolling in Flour”

I am curious so still some celebrities and rich people feel lonely.

I found them on a millionaire&celeb dating site called”CelebMingle.com”last night.

What just a freakin minute, didn’t Gary have his own company they announced it when he did a guest appearance on “The Parkers” Ain’t it called “Gary and Company” Kim Parker was singing the song, Gary and Company, It’s Gary and Company.

I want to know what happened to Gary and Company, too many employees take too many sick leaves, What Gary tell me?

Just a lil humor, I really do feel mad for him thou.

***ON A SIDE NOTE I GOT A CYBER CRUSH ON YOU, I GOT A FEELING YOUR A CUTIE*** LOL

^^^^^lmmfao what female in here DON’T have a crush on him……join the damn club……

@ Rebel, DEAD. Ha!!! Whewwww, skin so dry…

I usually keep paper towels next to me, but Gary has evolved into just letting it dry in

what’s next? Todd Bridges crack pipe?

****BONES**** I’M IN CHICAGO…I NEED A YOUNG TENDERONI…AND I KNOW THE D GOT A FEW…WENT TO COLLEGE IN ALBION. **WINK**

YA’ UM…GARY STILL ASHY.

@PaigeyWaigey

All true statements. He need to get up, get out. Cut that bullshyt out…

YOU KNOW WHAT YA’LL….MAYBE HE GOT HARD WATER AT HOME AND NO TOWELS CAUSE HE AUCTIONED THEM OFF TOO?? I’M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FEEL HIS PAIN….LMAO

BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.

FREE O DOT!!!

JJ IS STILL DOING STAND UP, FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH…AND YOU KNOW MICHAEL GAY ASS IS SOMEWHERE READING A BOOK…YOU KNOW HE WAS THE SMART ONE..LOL

HE LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN CRUSHIN’ ROCKS WITH HIS HANDS.

************DEAD****************

@ PaigeyWaigey

You’re right though, he does need some lotion and vasaline.

MAYBE HE CAN GO WORK WITH FRED FLINTSTONE? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THOSE FEET MUST LOOK LIKE IF THE HANDS IS LIKE THAT?!?!

@Crazy

Bow weezy’s first item will be:

– the belt he had wrapped around (not once, twice but 3 times) his lil petite waist in the pic showing his lil bird chest off!

What’s my 1st bid?

I’LL BID $0.15 CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT COST TO MAKE IN CHINA, CAUSE IT CLEARLY CAME WITH THE PANTS…LOL

why doesn’t gary just write a book? isn’t that how ppl (celebs – kinda celebs) make their money nowadays…I’m sure Supahead could give him some tips…yup

gary better be careful. the Gap might try to sue him!

YOU KNOW WHAT YA’LL….MAYBE HE GOT HARD WATER AT HOME AND NO TOWELS CAUSE HE AUCTIONED THEM OFF TOO?? I’M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FEEL HIS PAIN….LMAO

^^^^^^^i am DONE with yo ass, finished cause you killing me…..was that even necessary to say…..talking bout he done auctioned of all his towels……lmmfatfo

@PaigeyWaigey

awwww can I at least get $0.50 for an opening bid..he got to feed Omarion too!

The second item that BowWow will auction off his “stunt-growth pills, ain’t no way a 19 yr old healthy boy stop growing in height and weight unless he taking something.

The third item would be his “How to be T.I. Kit” cause he is swagger jackin.

BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.

FREE O DOT!!!

^^^^ why thank ya mickit….i hope so too. *holds tissue to single tear commin down my face* i told myself I wasn’t gonna get emontional….

Why is he always so damn ashy!?!

@Bmama

don’t worry we holding a cyber light vigil for you until Mr O Dot is back!

real talk. his parents and managers mishandled his money and took almost all of it. he sued them and didnt win but like $300 hundred grand back out of nearly $8 or $9 million. they misappropriated funds and now dont even speak to him and are living good off of his money. no one taught this poor soul how to really make it in the real world. so its really a sad situation when you think about it, its really sad that he has come to this.

aww thank ya rebel78….i can feel the cyber love

How about a 9 to 5 Gary???

im sorry, im the mushy one that feels so bad for this poor little fella!

****BAHAMA MAMA****

WHO LOCKED UP?!?!….LAWD A MERCY THEM LOCK UP JUNIOR!! HOPE YA’ MAN GET OUT GIRL… YOU SEEN THAT TAPE PRODIGY MADE OF HIM AND HIS WIFE BEFORE HE GOES TO JAIL NEXT WEEK? A HOT ASS MESS….

@ Paige, alright then it’s on. Ima get a line fo you and you only to hit me on later if you serious. If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work but since you’re a few hours away oh yeah!!!! Alright, gettin a nice hard on here guys. LOL. Post a pic if you got one, I’ll have somebody take one of me or my Uncle email you one of me. I’m 6’1, 230lbs., brown skinned, brown eyes, bald fade, goatee, medium build, strong frame, hard all over except in the midsection which I’m working on okay…… I hope you’re serious cuz some of your posts seem like you’re half crazy. What do you look like, describe yourself.

don’t worry we holding a cyber light vigil for you until Mr O Dot is back!

^^^^^lol okay so is it gon’ be food @ this vigil, i be hungry sometimes ya know…..lol

*****Tracey*****

GIRL…. THAT WAS NASTY!!! LOL

If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work

^^^^^^AHAH, THAT IS WHY HE JUST IGNORED MY ASS, I AM TOO FAR AWAY…..LMAO

@ Paige, put your pic on your gravatar then baby. I’mo go blow a square rite fast….. in five yall.

@Crazy

going once, going twice… and sold to the highest bid of 4 pesos = $0.36USD (and thats on the real..I checked). I think the pet rock cost more LOL!

Yea Paigey…they done took my hubby! BASTIDS

@ bones This is not e-harmony the x-rated version OKAY? lmao

Bones Said:

I’m 6′1, 230lbs., brown skinned, brown eyes, bald fade, goatee, medium build, strong frame, hard all over.

_____________________

Soooo, you come here often???

If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work

^^^^^^AHAH, THAT IS WHY HE JUST IGNORED MY ASS, I AM TOO FAR AWAY…..LMAO

^^^ shoot BESIDES the fact I’m cyber spoken for he ain’t even holla at me…Shoot i’m cross waters…lmao

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MR O-DOT……..I’VE BEEN OUT…

@MTW

as long as no one brings the sweet potato souffle! LOL I got the peach cobbler, what ev’rybody got?

How does one have a bald fade????

It is either or aint it???

I would love to see a gravie as well???

rebel, imma bring the fried chicken, i got the recipe outta kim k cookbook HOW TO FAKE IT, COOKING AND BODY…..lmmfao

Why we talkin bout DC, I been herrr. Wad up?!?!

@ Rebel78

Well I am unannounced so I am bringing lotion at the dinner party, no ashy hands at the table please.

dizzle is a soilder, he will find his way back…..i suppose…..

oh paigey go to gravtar.com and follow the directions

^^^ *MOUF TREMBLES* I can’t eat i can’t sleep i got bags under my eyes like i’m travel’n somewhere…but i doing okay…*starts to tear up*

^^^^^ahhahhahahh lmmfao what i tell ya ass, i knew you was gon’ break like i did when my cyber man just up and left me……

Whatchoo talkin’ bout?

First of all, I auction my belongings because I can. Most of you fat heifers are just jeaulous. Get a life and stop worrying about mine. And I have excema not ash. And NO excema is not a face cream, dumb broads!

THAT’S MESSED UP BAM MAMA….THEY PROBABLY GOT HIM LOOKING AT NEKKED NORWOOD PICS TO…..

And NO excema is not a face cream, dumb broads!

^^ GTFOH!!! it’s not!

WHO ORGANIZING THE MARCH 4 O-DOT????? WE WEARING BLACK THAT DAY OR WHAT????

@ Me that is who

Well we know Bones is a character anyway, and why he told that girl she was half crazy, what is up with men tossing the krazy word around that is not a good way to impress a lady. What if women started tossing the word BROKE around when we have some flirt with us.

Someone flirts with us and we be like, well I don’t know much about you, but from your other post it seems like you kinda BROKE, but anyway I am 5’5 light brown…etc. LOL

I’d send a dollar

@ Drock

LMAO!! why u had to go there? lmao

WHO ORGANIZING THE MARCH 4 O-DOT????? WE WEARING BLACK THAT DAY OR WHAT????

^^^^^we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao

BMama,

Keep ya head up girl. He shall return!! HE SHALL RETURN!!!! (fights back tears…voice trembling…trying to convince myself) he shall return…

@annyomous

can you send a special care package to Gary too?

BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.

FREE O DOT!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW?

NAW BAM MAMA..FOR REAL…WHO CALLING THE MICHAEL BAISDEN SHOW TO PUT THEM ON BLAAAAAAST!!!!!! I GOT PAYPAL, I WILL UMMM TAKE DONATIONS

^^^ Like remy ma said (even tho her ass was WRONG!)

I’m not concieted i’m CONVINCED! lmao

^^^^^lmao you are wild bmama…..

we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao

^^^ LMMFAO!!! u stoopid….

RUBIE MAE, HOW MUCH U DONATING TO FREE O-DOT???

@ Rebel78

One year supply of coco butter for Gary coming up as you requested. But Rebel what address do I send it too?

BMama we sold t-shirts for him and everrrything! we are all worried bout him. It aint the same wit out him!

NOT I HEART BIG PUN…

*********DEAD X 2**********

80′s girl they had banned’ed him…all i got now is the memories! *sniffle*

^^^ LMMFAO!!! u stoopid….

^^^^^lmao so are you, where you think i got it from….lol

we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao

^^^^Where can I buy this here shirt???

Drock,

You gotta put on your cyber t-shirt. Add free Mr O Dot (or whatever you call him) behind your name.

BMama,

You planning a get outta jail party? You can find the supplies you need in the black ppl food aisle!!!

FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?

@anonymous

just send it to ebay..they’ll know where to send it!

@ Rebel

Last time I checked he was living out of his car!!!

lets all buy an item frm him….whos wit me???

lol did paigey get her gravy up or what…..i wanna see how the hook up goes…..

I GOT PAYPAL, I WILL UMMM TAKE DONATIONS

^^ uh huh…*side eyes drock*

@ Jasmine,

I’m with you!!! With his earnings, he can buy a bottle of vasaline intensive care!!

Who are we buying for again??

@MTW

do we get to plan the Bones & Paigey wedding?

lmao @ lacyd…yea the black ppl aisle should have err thang we need…some ribs, coleslaw, fried chicken and some 40′s.

LACYD…NOW WE GOT TO GET ORRRRGANIZED…WE ALL NEED TO HAVE ON THE SAME O-DOT T-SHIRT….PUT A PIC. OF HIS GRAVATAR ON IT….

@MTW

do we get to plan the Bones & Paigey wedding?

^^^^^lmao you and lacyd already got too much on yall plate, yall planing vigils and marches for o’dot so imma handle this wedding….lol

Oh for Gary

I will buy Gary a table dance that should lift his spirits.

And a tank of Gas for his Saturn.

And some gum, boy with them crusty lips, I can imagine what his breathe smell like…Yikes!

lmao @ lacyd…yea the black ppl aisle should have err thang we need…some ribs, coleslaw, fried chicken and some 40’s.

^^^^^ sound like a regular dinner @ kim k house don’t it….

@ SBM,

Wait…What???

FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?

^^^ scroll up to 11:07 ish

MTW..DON’T FORGET THE MARSHMELLOWS….

@MTW & lacyd

dinner at Kim’s also comes with a complimentary home movie!

BAHAMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HUBBY?

MTW,

Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!!

Ashes ashes, we all tumble down???

No?

FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?

^^^ scroll up to 11:07 ish

AIGHT!!!

@SBM

are you on that DMX “diet” of rocks?

In Lovin Memory of Mr. O Dot.

Rebel,

And we can have Gary Coleman do Security!!!

AIIGHT LET’S SEE IF THIS WORKS…

Drock,

Diddy little gurls gonna provide the marshmellows.

I’m just bumpin “the blueprint 2″

DAMMIT!!! I FOLLOWED THE DAMN DIRECTIONS!!

Where my new gravie?!?!?!?!

LOL @ Mickit!!!

LMMFAO @ MICKIT no this heffa didn’t

HIYA TX!!!! glad u could make it to the FREE O DOT party/ planning

@lacyd

just fell off the cough laughing! LMAO

txshawty (I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)

^^^^^ahhahhahhahh lmmfao i can sooo see shawty rolling her eyes talking bout i guess imma gon’ to the vigil then, i mean i am friends with his wife and all, didn’t care too much for him tho…..

@rebel…no rocks my way lol…i like to have fun but thats crazy

Why the hell is he so…DRY?

Why Diddy’s kids look like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters?

SBM

just checking cause that was way from left field!

Drock,

We purchased these shirts down the black people aisle. We had to take what we could get.

MTW,

Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!

^^^ yall so damn stupid…but i loves it…no homo..lol

HEY!!! THERE I AM!!!! YIPPEE!!! NOW I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I BELONG!! AWWWWWWWWW!!

he shouldve splashed some water on his hands for this picture

lool u guys r killing me

I want to see what Bones look like, him and his BALD FADE?????

The big freak, um nothing like 230lb man with a bald fade chasing nekkid around the house. Oh my bad that is Paigey Man. Girl don’t cyber stalk me!LOL

Paigey Waigey,

We are all for bein off topic, but that statement has been already been said.

DAMMIT!!! I FOLLOWED THE DAMN DIRECTIONS!!

^^^^^ it takes a min…..

Where the hell is Bones at, what do you think of her gravie????

@ Paigey,

Girl, you have always belonged (pats paigey on shoulder).

i see ya paigey…..lol now i wanna see ya man with his bald fade…..

jasmine

lool u guys r killing me

^^^ well damn jazz we don’t wanna kill u, we can’t be going to a funeral now too! lmao i kid i kid

Bones, Bones Bones where are you?

Have you found Raz B?LOL

MTW,

Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!

^^^ yall so damn stupid…but i loves it…no homo..lol

^^^^^AND THEM GOTDAMN COOKIES SHE SO FAMOUS FOR BAKING……

I’M COMING DOWN THE AISLE TO OL’ DIRTY BASTARD “BABY I GOT YA’ MONEY!” LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!

looool @ Bahama Mama wants her hubby back FREE HUBBY!!!

I think we should send someone to be wit O Dot during his time of need, anyone voluneeter?

B Mama, did you git my muffin basket I sent?

Have you found Raz B?LOL

^^^^OR O’DOT…..

SBM how u gone go from jigga to dmx? lol

@Anonymous

I was wondering dat too, I know MJB was lookin hard. HAVE we found Raz B yet???

WHO HAS THE FREE O DOT SHIRTS. I NEEDS ONE!!!!!!!

Those pictures of him really hurts my heart. I feel so bad for him. I can’t even tell you.

PaigeyWaigey

I’M COMING DOWN THE AISLE TO OL’ DIRTY BASTARD “BABY I GOT YA’ MONEY!” LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!

^^^^^LOOK PAIGEY I AM PLANNING THIS WEDDING, AND I ALREADY GOT JODECI COMING TO SING FOREVER MY LADY WHILE YOU WALKING DOWN THE ISLE…..

Yeah I’m waiting to see this negro too…..curiousity killed the cat…if it don’t work out then I’m moving on to Strong Black Man cause I know his ass got a good job! LOL

COLD DUCK

OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ jasmine

@mickit yes i did get the muffin basket and they r YUM-O! but i still really can’t eat till hubby comes home

LoL @ MJB

Rubie,

Add Free Mr O Dot after your name (cyber t-shirt).

LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!

^^^^^^LAWD YOU JUST DETERMINED TO MAKE THIS A GHETTO AFFAIR TO REMEMBER, BY THE WAY THAT IS THE THEME OF THE WEDDING YALL,SO DRESS APPROPRATLEY BUT I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD SERVE CATFISH NUGGETS AND MAD DOGG 20/20…..THAT IS WAAAAAAAY MORE CLASSIER THAN CHICKEN AND 40′S

LOOK PAIGEY I AM PLANNING THIS WEDDING, AND I ALREADY GOT JODECI COMING TO SING FOREVER MY LADY WHILE YOU WALKING DOWN THE ISLE…..

^^^ain’t k-ci part of crack stew? BALTIMORE! sorry..lol

I WANT MJB TO SING “LOVING YOU” AT MY WEDDING…WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT HIGH NOTE WHISTLE OUT HER ASS…LMAO MARY YOU STILL DRINKING? WE GON’ HAVE SOME COLD DUCK AND LITTLE SYD’S…LOL

MJB,

We need a celebrity sponser for O’Dots coming out party (no pun intended). Will you sing at his celebration??? We’ll pay you in chicken wings.

Anonymous, I git demz too. It dont mean nuthin.

@paigey…lol your crazy

Bones,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Tell me that number is fake. In the world of Uncle Krakka’s and such, DO NOT put your number out there. Now bend over and let me spank that ass!!!

Sorry bones I AIN’T dial’n long distance! lmao

CHICKEN WINGS!? Shoot I’ll sing if she won’t! Off key, but it’ll be singing! lol

@ Paigey, you’re very attractive sweetheart. I know you’ll like my pic. If I thought I was remotely ugly I’d let you know.

Rubie,

Add Free Mr O Dot after your name (cyber t-shirt).

IT’S ALREADY UP THERE, WHATCHA TALKING, LOL.

Mickit

You too, girl give me a Free O Dot shirt! Size M

lol @ tx…we don’t need no off key singin….make err body ears bleed

Bones…you posting digits an ish!

lol

txshawty (I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)

*************DEAD******************

LMAO!!!! @ 80′s gravie i likes…lol

****TRUE GEM****

OKAY GIRL I WILL STAND DOWN ON SBM…. HE’S A CATCH TOO…GOT FULL MEDICAL AND DENTAL…LOOK AT THAT NICCA CHEESIN’… DENTAL PLAN IS IN AFFECT…LMAO

GROSS!! I HAVE WORK TO DO…………. BE BACK.

THANKS BABE.

LMAO @ mtw…tell why u mad son! lol

@Bones..lol that can’t be ya number…

@paigey…you look like you got that “homemaker” in you..i see you and i aint mad

LOL @ Paigey!!!

B’mama….she ain’t say what kind, she just said singing! lol I got freedom of screetch!

I’LL BE RIGHT BACK, GOING TO PUT SOME MONEY ON O DOT’S BOOKS.

“GOT FULL MEDICAL AND DENTAL…LOOK AT THAT NICCA CHEESIN’… DENTAL PLAN IS IN AFFECT…LMAO”

lol wow!

TX,

ANY MORE TIGERS FLOCKING IN YOUR BACK YARD, LOL.

Bones,

Why you aint answer???

LMAO @ tx! not screetch? LMAO

lata’s 80′s

WHY THIS WHITE WOMAN JUST STOP BY AND GAVE ME SOME COOKIES!?

I’m a tad scurred, but i’m hungry so eff it {bites cookie, foams at the mouth}

This cookie is the ISH!

DON’T DO IT TX, DON’T DO IT.

(MISS SOPHIA FROM THE PURPLE)

Rubie…na no more tigers, cuz I put a sign in the yard that say, ‘if you a tiger and you’re not the EXXON tiger here to hook a nigg up with either free gas or free Frosted Flakes…then you betta back it up like a stripper on payday!’

~Wondering what bones and paigey are talking about on the phone~

****txshawty****

I ALWAYS GOTTA GIVE WHITE WOMEN THE SIDE EYE AT WORK WHEN THEY OFFER ME FOOD…YOU REAL BRAVE GIRL! LMAO

@ mtw – lmao my momma was like that…lol

Tx what kind of cookies? cuz if it’s choc. chip them really ain’t chocolate chips….lol

My damn cubicle walls are too low to be up in here talking to anybody on the phone….Damn Corporate America!! A little privacy please while I use ya’ll internet to make a hook up!!! Damn!!! LOL

@ mtw i don’t think that many ppl have each others e-mails…

mtw,

I don’t think people hook up at all. It’s too open. You can’t really sneak and give a person your email, then crazies will be sending you junk. I damn sure would never put my number up. (no offense bones).

@ Paigey,

You don’t have an over the phone voice? You know when you talk all light and sweet, damn near whispering.

B’mama, Paigey, & Rubies, I don’t know, but she handing em out to everybody…I’mma wait on somebody white to take a bite…{watches ‘Becky’…waits for a minute…she bites…she’s still alive…gives her a bite of one of MY cookies…she still ok}

Aight. It’s safe.

OH OH Bmama guess who asked to be “My friend”. . .

@ Lacy D, you prolly dialed the wrong # or somethin ma, cuz I just got off the phone with a True Gem and texted my baby Paige, so try again. Holla.

@ Dalia,

Is that you Gary??? If so, you never sent me my car that I bought from you on e-bay. I’m comming for yo ass!!! But maybe if you put some lotion on I won’t be able to recognize you.

@bones

if thats your real #, you either real brave or want calls from all the kooks and krazies up in here.

Do you know who the nitetime crew is…. they are crazy. you could get crazy girl “my house” who was really trying to fight folks yesterday.. that was some funny mess though.

Rebel,

What the hell would you say when you call him??? Hello, Can I speak to Bones Jordan??

@TX

does she have cats? if so put the cookies down and back away!

I aint scared wad dat number???

GOD BE WITH HIM. SMH.

thats some anna nicole ish. i pray he finds a way out of that hole he’s in.

Scroll up Mickit. But be warned, he threatened a lot of people if they call him like he can reach through the phone and strangle they ass.

lol @ LacyD

{ring}

{ring}

LacyD: Please don’t pick up, please don’t pick up…I don’t have any conversation prepared.

Bones: {deep, nice voice} Hello.

LacyD: Bones?

Bones: Yea, wassup, who is this?

LacyD: Bones Jordan?

Bones: Yes…who is this?

LacyD: {hangs up}

Bones: Hello?

Bones: Hello?

Woman: The person you are trying to reach is not available at this moment. Please hang up and try again…If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.

@Paigey

you crazy…but we all got that white work voice!

@Bones, your # is safe with me and the morning regulars!

@TX

that was some straight retarded mess…LMAO

LMAO @ TX!!! That’s about how the conversation would go!!!

Bones,

I have to know what you look like before I call you. People tend to like my over the phone voice. I can’t afford another stalker. I JUST CAN’T AFFORD IT. (calming down self…woosaa). Okay, I’m better. It took me forever to get rid of that Gary Coleman. Always asking me for money…And what is your code word?

TX. u r so silly!!! @ the phone convo

@lacyd

I got that sounding like a little girl voice on the regular, but a white little girl voice at work.

@ Paigey,

I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!

Where is M-Daddy Oakland? Did he find Raz B held up with the Bloods out there in Cali?

Paigey got her a new man, Where is M-Daddy?

WELL SCREW ALL YALL

i got an accent….well kinda…lol

Yeah Mama, Here I am tryna free you hubby and here is your jumpoff tryna make me his “friend”

I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!

^^^ ME TOO! do u know what it like to be the only bahamian to speak properly? I’ll be in a store and say something to whoever i’m with…AND EVERYBODY TURNS AND LOOKS AT ME! lmao real talk…lol

@ True Gem,

What are you talking about??? MDaddy is my man (takin off ear-rings and shoes).

@ Rebel,

I got a baby voice too. So if I’m not being made fun of for being proper, it’s my baby voice. But it’s not bad, guys really like it. Why we talkin about phone voices???

@Paigey & lacyd, you be aight bones dont seem the stalking type

@lacyd

I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!

^^^^^that’s why we cyber friends..

lol mickit….now maybe he could be ur jumpoff…lmao

ummm PaigeyWaigey ya besta git your “man” if he is yo man. Cause he sounds reel good on dat phone!

I danks u should keep your jumpoff till O Dot come back, it gits real lonely in the cyber world at nite.

MICKIT who sounds good on what phone?! You called Bones?!

What he sound like? lol

@ Rebel, the secret code word is(in your best Rick Ross voice from the end of the Speedin’ video) BOSS.

Everybody who wants to Know Bones sounds good over the phone!!!!!

I promised I wanted to drop it like it was hot.

My bad Paigey!!

***MICKIT***

Back it up girl, you don’t want none!! I’m Jamaican you KNOW we love a machete! LOL LAWD A MERCY

True Gem,

(Teary eyed) Girl has he been hittin on you??? See this is what I’m talkin bout. I get locked up and he just up and cheats on me. (In ghetto girl voice) YOU CAN HAVE HIM!! (while crying). if…if he can’t do right by me, then I don’t want him. (rushes back stage as if on Maury and I found out he’s not the father).

yall bout to make me call bones long distance (on the work phone of course) lmao

but naw i kinda sound like a tranny today..lol

Bones,

Show me some goods!!! What do you look like?

I don’t understand why his fingers look so leathery. Why the got the camera on his crusty a$$ bottom lip like that?

but naw i kinda sound like a tranny today..lol

_________________

One GOOD reason why I hate being sick!!!

@ lacyd

woo woo woo! there are other cyber men…but i think all the good ones r taken…lol

Bones,

Show me some goods!!! What do you look like?

^^^ yea BONES shows us what u look like…lol

@ LacyD

I say we go get Tina Turner aka AnnaMae Bullock, Celie, Juanita Byam and unleash it on MDaddy ass. ASAP…LOL

This is by far the SADDEST thing I’ve seen in 2008…damn…damn..damn

NOTCHIE POO! I missed you in the most no-homo way possible lol

@Bonesyou crazy BOSS!

@lacyd & Paigey…you know if the word has more than 4 letters to some men thats a big word!

Hey Notch!!

LOL @ TX

BMama,

I don’t think I’ll ever find anyone like him. I mean I did have an affair with TXBred, so I guess it’s like payback.

True Gem,

I told him to come over here. He hanging out in Co-Co Camel Toe shot room.

Bones,

Good. I’m dying to call. All the ladies gave you rave reviews. What’s the code word again? Oh and if you want to see me, click on my name.

BMama,

Why you gotta cyber thug? Yo man locked up. You write him on the regular? Go put money on his books? Yeah, all the good ones are taken, or in jail. LOL

Notch…they talkin about Bones and how sessay his voice is

Whats up yall?

hey there notch-o-rama!!!

Lacyd u silly!

speak of the devil!

Hiya m-daddy!! lmao

Lacyd i meant to till u i have a hi5 page but i hardly eva check that ish…matter of fact i don’t remember my password even…lol

@Bmama

woo woo woo! there are other cyber men…but i think all the good ones r taken…lol

^^^^probably so **hangs head like Eore from Winnie the Pooh***

U KNOW WHAT? I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE OF COLOR BASHING EACH OTHER. WE GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM OTHER RACES. AND ALL THIS FEELING SORRY FOR THE MAN, WHY DON’T SOMEONE OFFER HIM A JOB? I KNOW THAT THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE THAT LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE THAT OWN THEIR OWN BUSINESSES THAT COULD HELP HIM OUT. IF I DID, I WOULD.

GARY STOP SELLING WHINNING AND GET UP OFF YOUR A$$ AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE FOR YOURSELF-YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE SYMPATHY CARD FOR SO LONG….

Dont feel bad Gems. It is hard to find a good cyber man.

MDaddy,

What’s this I hear about you and True Gem (calls true gem on three way so she can tell her side of the story).

@ True,

Just add Free Mr O Dot behind your anonymous name!!!

@ Lacyd

Quivers on the phone as she talks to lacyd, it wasn’t me I don’t snitch but just ask MDADDY about him and ol girl in the nite crew that likes the cowboys and name starts with L. Again I don’t snitch.

What it do, M-Daddy!

lol

Gem, it’s ok…{thinking not really lol}

Yes, its gonna be ok lol

BMama,

I never check my hi5 page either. When I found out it was swarmed by “others” (meaning africans and such), I lost interest. But I’m scared of myspace, so I never made a page.

Free O Dot now…We want Justice!

MDaddy,

It’s apparent that we have issues. But you know i luv you. I think we need counciling. (asks Mickit to give us theropy).

Tx Shawty

Just doin my Oakland thang. My heart is broken Lacyd left me

happy new year to u too M-daddy

@lacyd **DEAD** at others on hi5…myspace isn’t so bad but it does get kinda boring after a while..

@ TXshawty

She asked Mickit for couples counseling….I know her she gone have them two drunk as a skunk and it aint even noon. LOL

MDaddy,

But what about you and true gem?? And this chick who likes cowboys and name starts with a L. I know my name starts with an L, but I don’t like cowboys. At least you want chicks who look like me. But you started it. I don’t want Bones, I was just hurt.

Looking back and forth from LacyD to M-Daddy

Ain’t nobody tryna hear all this gooey gooey ish! If somebody don’t throw a chair like on Jerry lol…{lil man without legs and just a torso walks across the Jerry Stage…looking at him slowly walk on his hands pass me….}

WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT FREAKIN TORSO MAN RANDOMLY WALKING THROUGH! When did they start that ish! lol

@ Lacyd

Me and MDaddy aint had nothing, I just thought he was single, but apparently not.

**Joins the rest of the ladies in the singles club.**

Damn!! hands look like he’s been banking cakes all day?

Paigey is in ‘Jack a nucca up mode’

Did I miss something?! lol

HAY!!! IT is NUTHIN wrong with having a nice wine wit a good convo!!!

so what happened paigey and bones bout to get married or what…..

@ Odot

I betta at least get some dap or a head nod or a waddup when you get out the joint, cause I don’t even know you and I am showing support!!1 LOL

Free O Dot!

LOL @ TX

I would throw a chair, but you know I’m on probation. I can’t afford to be locked up again.

MTW,

Everyone but me, tx, and Bmama has called him. Apparently he has a nice phone voice, so now paigey is fighting off the single girls club.

no marriage for Bones and dat chick, he is my man!

lol @ Gem blindly following our ‘Free O’Dot’ campaign..lol

LOL @ Paigey and Mickit’s future fight!! I don’t know Paigey, Mickit is a force. You may wanna step ya a-game up!!

*cocks gun*

U donn want none.

i’mma go do a myspace survey i’m bored…

@MTW

thought you was planning the wedding?

***MICKIT***

I’M WARNING YOU…PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME CUT YOU!

SHE CAN BRING IT…I GOT BIGGER TITTIES…OOPS I MEAN GUNS..LOL

@lacyd

is the voice (we acting like he’s charlie from charlie’s angels) that good?

@ Bones

see! Look what ya done did nah! You just HAAAAD to be all confident about your voice, and put your number on blast, now everybody (‘cept for me, lol) is bout to start fighting over you when we’ve CLEARLY established internet beef and thuggery has less point then a broken pencil.

Ahhhaaaa!!!

I just called Bones!! He laughed at me!! I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. It was nothing MDaddy!! Good luck Paigey and Mickit!!! (the fight is on)

DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO TEXT HIM A PIC OF ME IN THE TARGET LINGERIE!! LOL YOU AIN’T GOT A CHANCE IN HELL AFTER THAT..LOL

Paigey. . I doubt that u do, my pups once held baby formula and they look like they still do.

Imma go make my afternoon cyber/phone sex call to Bones. . . see yaw lata.

Oh this is good (grabs popcorn and crosses legs). You hear that Paigey, she say she got bigger guns that you. Oooooooooo. What you gotta say about that??

@TX

I’m co-signing

YEAH…BUT THEY SAGGY NOW….LOL EVEN WHITE GIRLS ASK IF I GOT IMPLANTS! MAKE ME WANNA TOUCH MYSELF…LOL NO HOMO

LacyD

(Jon B playing in the back ground)Dont listen to what people say they dont know about you and me keep it out your mind cause its jealousy they dont about this here

@ Rebel,

Well…He sounds like he’s from NYC. I knew an “other” dude from NYC and he sounded just like that. Bones, are you an other? (other being african and such).

Paigey..cuz Tar-jhay {Target} don’t play lol~

Don’t make her get her ling-er-ree lol

lmao @ lacyd calling bones…lol

aww gee notch i missed’ed u too…with no kind of homo-ness attached….lol

@ The Fight

What in the hell is going on with the beef, Bones get your woman, and her Target Lingerie, up here acting a damn fool. LOL

Arguing over a 230lb man with a bald fade??? GTFOH!

Talking about he brown skinned with a deep voice…never mind ladies carry on with the fight!

THE MILK WENT SOUR…. PLUS I AIN’T GOT NO KIDS…I’M FREE FOR ACTIVE DUTY ANYTIME….YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN TALK TO HIM…BUT HE’S MY NEIGHBOR…SO I’MMA JUST PULL A MOKENSTEF ON YOUR ASS…”HE’S MINE YOU MIGHTA HAD HIM ONCE BUT I GOT HIM ALL THE TIME!” LMAO

where the freak is bones…is his phone blowing up that much he can’t come and chit chat with the others that won’t call or can’t call (i AM cyber spoken for…lol)

MDaddy,

I knew it. I knew I could trust you. They really don’t know about us…Meet me in the camel toe room. I got something for you. Better yet, meet me at the house. Imma put on that black nighty that you like so much. You know the one with the thong.

Lacy…girl quit leaving me out and pass me some of that good popcorn…it ain’t the holiday metal bin (cheese, caramel, butter) popcorn is it??

YEAH HIS ASS DISAPPEARED…..”BOSS” MUST HAVE CAME THROUGH AND SNATCH HIS ASS UP…WHERE’S MY BOO?!

yup! @ mtw….so glad…even though both our hubby’s are cyber missing…lol

is his phone blowing up that much he can’t come and chit chat with the others that won’t call or can’t call

^^^^^^^DEAD……lmmfao

@lacyd

Ahhhaaaa!!!

I just called Bones!! He laughed at me!! I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. It was nothing MDaddy!! Good luck Paigey and Mickit!!! (the fight is on)

^^^^you know I had to copy…can I get some red vines with the popcorn..cause I think its on between Paigey and Mickit.

MTW & BMama,

I just talked to him. He REALLY does have a nice voice. He sounds just like he described himself. But I’m spoken for (in real life and cyber life), so again I say THE FIGHT IS ON (grabbing popcorn again).

Mickit,

Ooooooooo…She said your milk went sour. I wouldn’t take that girl.

yup! @ mtw….so glad…even though both our hubby’s are cyber missing…lol

^^^^^lmao oh well we still spoken for tho can’t nobody take our men……cause they belong to us…..

@ Lacyd

AHH so it is like that Lacyd, what about empowerment, you bout to go get you some.. I ain’t mad at you, well kinda. * Starts pouting in the singles ladies club*

@ lacyd imma just take yalls word on it that he has a nice voice…yup lol

**in Sapphyri’s voice** “Gary,yo lips dry huh, you wanna use my lip chap?”

mtw…and B’mama…that ain’t even cool…y’all cyber spoken for and got lil inside jokes n’stuff lol

Y’all don’t know, I COULD be cyber-spoken for and he just mute…lol

(passes tx the popcorn, points and laughs at Paigey imagining her driving by Bones’ house looking for Mickit’s car).

Y’all don’t know, I COULD be cyber-spoken for and he just mute…lol

^^^lmmfao!!!! u so damn silly!

LacyD

Dont forget the pumps

True Gem,

I’m sorry girl. You know a good man is hard to find. And I want my cyber marriage to work. I don’t wanna be another statistic.

lol lacyd….i would if i were stateside..and NOT sick…lmao but like i said long distance is a mess…I wouldn’t have to pay but he would and i don’t know him like that…lol

***MICKIT*** YOUR ASS GOT REAL QUIET…EITHER YOUR “TRYING” YOUR BEST TO HOLLA AT MY MAN OR YOU WENT TO GO PUMP OUT THEM SOUR TITTIES..LOL (JUST KIDDIN’ GIRL YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LIKE A STEP PLAY COUSIN-IN-LAW)

lunch time!

bye heffas and m-daddy lol

@ Lacyd

Shakes hand with Lacyd to end the cyber beef with her and MDaddy.

As soon as she turns her back, she waves bye to her and she steals one of her pumps MDdaddy told her to bring. teehee.

@ txshawty

(I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)

lol @ LacyD

{ring}

{ring}

LacyD: Please don’t pick up, please don’t pick up…I don’t have any conversation prepared.

Bones: {deep, nice voice} Hello.

LacyD: Bones?

Bones: Yea, wassup, who is this?

LacyD: Bones Jordan?

Bones: Yes…who is this?

LacyD: {hangs up}

Bones: Hello?

Bones: Hello?

Woman: The person you are trying to reach is not available at this moment. Please hang up and try again…If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.

________________________________________________

AAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! ______DEAD!!!______

Bones is too brave! I hope you ain’t lookin’ for love in all the wrong places (but hey – why NOT here).

@Bmama and MTW

I 2nd what lacyd said…he does sound nice! I had to call and let him know what he started..

I just wanna know the time/place for the fight? is it going be like “my house” was saying yesterday (sorry that was some funny mess):-)

Shakes hand with Lacyd to end the cyber beef with her and MDaddy.

As soon as she turns her back, she waves bye to her and she steals one of her pumps MDdaddy told her to bring. teehee.

_______________________

(Fake laughs) Mmm Hmm. We cool, we cool.

lol calling now……hmmmmmm

MTW,

Let us know what you think.

TX,

Slow down on the dialing. Or calm down (picturing TXshawty holding her phone dialing the first 3 digits getting her words together).

@ Lacyd

(Fake laughs) Mmm Hmm. We cool, we cool.

__________________________________________

LOL for real cause I can picture that.

(Rolls Eyes) and puts on a fake smile.

^^^^You got me dying True. But back to character. Yeah girl, he told me he was gonna buy me a ring. He ever let you take his Black American Express card. No…I didn’t think so. Do you pray with him? No…Cause you a sideline hoe (I always hated that Monica Song, it is so degrading to her).

@MTW

LMAO…you right!

LacyD…lol Talkin bout

Txshawty looking at the phone: Hi bbbb-. Nah, that sounds corny.

Shawty: What it do, B–, nah, too hood.

Shawty: Boooones! long time no—nah, I ain’t never seen him before

Shawty: Oh excuse me, may i speak to Bones Jordan?

lol!

NOT!

MTW,

I felt like an idiot too. And yes, bones is probably boning up right now. Him and MoDot got a lot of pull with the ladies. MoDot got a damn campaign for his freedom and he probably just vacationing or something. (lowering head feeling like i need to get a life).

I just want to know…did he buy any LOTION with the money from the last eBay sale?

LacyD I thought I was the only one who thought monica sounded stupid for that song.

I’m like, ‘EX-SQUEEZE me, but that don’t make you sound any less lame for sitting up there KNOWINGLY accepting status as the NUMBER ONE! Baby please, i”m THE ONE…the only one! You sound dumb for still being there, and knowing where he’s at, and thinking you still running ish, b/c if you were, he wouldn’t be out or have time to do you dirty! lol’

Ish made me mad lol

I agree with you Lacyd, they probably boning someone right now and we up here acting a fool.

I just youtube the sideline ho song Monica. Wow! is all I gone say.

Gem…you’ve never heard the song b4?

ahhahhahhahh paigey said she gon fight for her man……he prolly think we a bunch of simple ho’s anyway……all of us cept his boo paigey…..and lacy, don’t feel bad cause if you need a life, then i damn shole’ do, i talk to yall more than i do my real ppl…..lmao

__________-

We have already established that you love your for PLAY-PLAY ppl more than your REAL LIFE ppl lol

lol @ shawty, you know you my number one cyber lil sister 4 life, but you got one mo’ time to get outta line, and i swear, no more fried bologna sammiches for you missy……

@ Txshawty

Nope never heard of that song, I still on the Boy is Mine and Just One of them Days Monica.LOL

I wasn’t feeling her everytime the beat drop so I was done with her.

Mtw lol…{peep the pronunciation…cuz if don’t nobody else know how this sounds, YOU do lol}

Yea-uh ma-uhm.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm fried bologna….

ya’ll – RazB has been found … at MR.CHOW’S with CHRIS STOKES!!! or should I say

Gem…Its ok..sometimes I want that Monica back too lol!

lmao @ shawty…….

paigey please tell me you against fried bologna, my daughter po ghetto child is an addict of fried bologna she could eat 3 times a day…..

@me that’s who

Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens

why i still wanna call bones….lmao

why my lunch wasn’t enuff

and

Why i wanna chop my nose off *sniffle* *then thinks i might look like mike jackson….naw that’s not a good look*

Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens

^^^^^lmao we know where his vote is @…….

@me that’s who

Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens

^^^and how you know M-daddy!!! lmao u just tryin to get outta the dogghouse…

Aww Mdaddy,

You are soo good to me (looking over at True Gem).

True,

You see that, SEXIEST of SEX KITTENS!!! Take that, take that!!

I love all yall. God bless the four lovelys(not as lovely as Paigey I bet) that hit me up.

@MTW, thanks for a non compliment(called and like uhhhhhhh, oh I just wanted to hear what you sounded like) cool baby then I read your panties are still dry. GTFOH!! LOL. Kidding, but thanks yall.

@ Paige, Imo get the pic asap.

@ bones i wanna get blessed even tho i didn’t call…lmao

M-DADDY you don’t get to vote, lol…that vote would be so rigged that you’d stuff the ballot and put your name at the bottom of EACH vote, just to prove your love to Lacy lol We be like, ‘wonder how she won’ all sarcastically.

LacyD…all the more reason for him to look good. He posted his number, and (from y’alls testimonies lol) he sounds good…why NOT voluntarily post a pic or number when you know you look and sound good!? lol

That nigg’s bold and the beautiful with his stuff lol

@MTW

whats a slumber party without calls? wasnt it fun though!

TXshawty,

4 Real, but I’m just hoping. Me and MDaddy just got back on good terms.

MTW,

Paigey don’t seem too stable behind her man, I’d give serious thought to sorta kinda flirting with him!!

Bones sound like he’s accepting an Academy Award…’God Bless the Two lovelys that hit me up’ lol

I wanna hear my Mdaddy’s voice now. Daddy boo, be bold like bones and post your number!!! I promise I’ll be the only person to call LOL!!!

@txshawty

Come on Shawty now you got me sounding like George W Bush. LOL

M-Daddy…exactly Daddy Bush lol

mtw…[grabs arm] Don’t get yourself in trouble tryna phone sex Bones…that’s further than what you do with your cyber man, Shot! lol…That’s live voices like a mug lol

This is the old atmosphere I remember, where everybody laughed and had a good time. Before people was all upset and angry and not having fun.

This thread is back to the the old days!! When we came here to get a good laugh!

Y’ALL STILL HERE DAMN, LOL.

CHECK OUT THE HOMEPAGE. WHY IS CO CO’S COOTER SUFFOCATING…..

@ Lacyd

Looks at Lacyd he don’t know how to work it no way, you can have em. LOL Joking I don’t know you playa. My new man is Ashy Gary, you know how it is you got to mold a man into what you want him to be. I am going to disinfect him, give him a bath and some cosmetic surgery on his whole face and he will be my Reggie Bush. LOL

Lacy D

I aint got no shame 925 349 0597. PLAY NICE YALL!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!

@ Paige, I just hope it ain’t too big for you baby(when we get there, I know we’re both freaks but damn) I mean at 5′ and all.

truly sad….he look like he been playing in baby powder!

WELL COT DAMN!

I wanna call somebody…damn long distance charges!!!!! damn them to hell…lmao

Bones

you led the way pimpin I’m a follow ya so you aint the only one out there

WTFurby lol!??????????????

Mtw & B’mama…it’s more numbers flying around in here in one day, than it has been on Sesame Street in 30 years! lol

I did call bones, so damn…I am tempted to…but that is Lacyd man.LOL

@ Paigey, I forgot to compliment you on your knowledge of the REAL MILE IN THE D. Do you have people up here darling?

Gem…you gone have get him some knee extensions to make him taller, as well as lotion FOR those new knees…

@bones & mdaddy…ya’ll are the illest putting that all out in the open like that.

@Bmama

Imma give you my company conference # and dial-in code and you can talk to Bones & Mdaddy there It’s an 866 # so its free for all!

wtf….more numbers……

Bones

Man you know you my brotha from another motha

LMAO @ TX.

and I can’t call none of them…aww shucks! lol

@True Gem

you brave for taking that one on. I’d be real scurred his ash might cut me LOL

@Paigey

TMI….TMI..

lol @ Bones…y’all are to hype up in here…only to be brought down that it’s not quite Friday yet…Dang, lol…I brought my OWN self down with that one.

Gem, you bet not TERCH that phone, you and Lacy JUST reconciled {fake-like, but it’s still reconciliation} lol

@ Rebel78

Thats luv pimpin

lmao @ rebel i can call from work but for bones and m-daddy it would be international charges on their phones and I AIN’T PAYING! lol

MTW,

I’m sorry girl, but paigey put that stank in her voice when talkin bout her man.

True Gem,

I’m glad we could come to an agreement. Mdaddy means a lot to me, I’m glad you can see things my way. (saves true gems phone number for future I can’t find MDaddy moments).

Mdaddy,

Bet I’ll call!!! But be warned, the rest of the ladies will probably call too if I put your nice phone voice on blast. I just want to hear you, I can’t really have a conversation though because I’m at work.

Bones,

That’s just my denial talking. All this advertising you’re doing, I’m just hoping you’re not selling a lemon. And yes, that’s the real me.

I GOT MY BOO! SEE I AIN’T TRIFFLING I AIN’T GONNA CALL YA’LL MAN NUMBER..I GOT CLASS I’M FROM THE SUBURBS…LOL

^^^^^lmmfao i got class damn it, i already told yall i fry my bologna that is very classy, paigey tryna to get all sadiddy cause she got bones……

Yay we gotta nother shortie, go PAIGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have been inducted into Shawty’s Shorties~ lol

SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao

*****Rebel78*****

OKAY OKAY TMI, BUT I BET YOU BONES LIKED IT….WE ARE OF THE SAME FREAKY CLOTH. LMAO

@Lacyd

Its all good boo. I’m at work too.

SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao

^^^^^shout out to shawty for being a southern sista like me…..lmao

Paigey…me and MTW lived in the suburbs before!

BEFORE they actually became the suburbs, but heck we was in the same area, so TECHNICALLY we were there.

Ain’t that right, MTW?! lol

@ Lacyd

We still cool right.

so what mdaddy sound like yall, cause i refuse to call nan nother man that post his number up here……lol

well damn MTW!! lmao i’m a southern sista too…i did grow up in fla.

True Gem,

DEAD!!! Girl you crazy!!!

SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao

^^^^^shout out to shawty for being a southern sista like me…..lmao

^^^^^^^^^^^

AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! AND i’m her cyber-biological sista so we really beat y’all TWO ways! lol

Kill two birds with one stone…lol

*****me that’s who says*****

GIRL YOU AIN’T LIVED TILL YOU HAD SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS, BISCUITS, GRITS AND YES……FRIED BOLOGNA!

*****BONES*****

OH YEAH YA’ GIRL CAN COOK TOO!! SO AFTER I’M DONE GIVING YOU THE COOCHIE OF THE CENTURY I’LL FIX YOU A PLATE. LMAO

@Paigey

I’m sure he did..but next time give me notice so I can cover my eyes before you do that kind of talk….I am innocent LOL

and I see you holding it down for 5 footers like me and TX!!

Calling MDaddy…NOW!! Let his wife be the first.

And yes True Gem, we still cool. As long as MDaddy picked me.

Paigey…me and MTW lived in the suburbs before!

BEFORE they actually became the suburbs, but heck we was in the same area, so TECHNICALLY we were there.

Ain’t that right, MTW?! lol

^^^^^thank you very much lil sis for setting paigey straight, how many ppl you know from the bubrs that know bout them damn fried bologna sammiches huh????? lol

lol @ TRUE!

M-DADDY just interrupts you…lol

I’m still mad i can’t call nobody…lol

GONE TO CALL MY BOO…DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE.

@PaigeyWaigey

Naw I’m far from Ashy Gary. I’m not as tall as my Dawg Bones but 5ft10 aint that short. I weigh 185lbs 5% body fat. See I know all this becaue I work part time as a personal trainer Just an FYI

B’mama…ok I’ll entertain you…{goes in to martin JEROME mode}

What’s up, B’mama….so you can’t CAAAALL nobody!

My probation thang ain’t gone BE alright!

{pulls out gold tooth…there’s a lil bit of chicken from KFC in it, back to the convo}

Where was i?! Yea my probation thang ain’t gone BE alright!

I’ll be back in 1 yall. Gotta do some calls(I don’t call telephone calls work).

LMAO @ TX!!!!

thank u for entertain’n me….no homo lol

M-Daddy..that was so MESSY to tell us you’re a fitness trainer…if I was violent I would punch you in those abs of steel {snaps back} Yea! Don’t be starting stuff up on here lol!

Lacy get your man, please!

mtw…i’m 5’2′ so yea you gotta an inch on me lol

@Lacyd

Call me again sometimes and I will give you my e-mail address so I can send you a picture

Daddy,

You’re a fitness trainer??? WOW. Sooo, what do you look like?

Txshawty

Dont trip its all Lacyd’s

Daddy,

I’ll text you my email address.

If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol

@TX

If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol

^^^^^^DEAD..LMAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

M-Daddy…yes sir

{goes back into lonely best friend ‘Waiting to exhale/Soul Food/Eve’s Bayou/How Stella Got Her Groove Back/any other black movie’ solitude} lol

If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol

^^^ LMMFAO!!! i gotta come up with a new word for u cuz silly ain’t gone cut it no more….lmao

LacyD

Carmel skin, Bald head light mustach no beard because of my job. And not the training job. During the day I’m a sales coordinator. 5ft 10 185 wear size 11 1/2 shoe. Just thought I throw that out there

What’s up G’Head

{nudges B’mama, and Mtw…whispers}

Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.

TX

^^^^^

{i dunno}

DAMN is every male on here bald? lmao what do yall in the cold w/o hats…..lmao

Oooh B’mama…{jumping up and down} What’s my new name, what’s my new name?!

I went from #2 arse, to silly, to {drumroll}______???

Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.

Patent.

Bahama Mama wants her hubby back FREE HUBBY!!!

Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.

Patent.

^^^^^^^^^

Oh ok, that’s who I thought, especially wit the ‘what it dew’ and the fact he only spoke to us lol

WHAT IT DO, PATENT!?

LMMFAO @ MTW!!!!!

mtw is the FINEST/Sexiest david banner fan…(lmao i sure i’m right…lol)

No homo

Hot diggy damn @ Mdaddy I wonder if he really look like that. hummmm Did I do sumthing to him that dude act like he don’t want to talk to me. I see he trying to get his mack on but damn I ain’t trying to mess up your make believe relationship.LOL Do you playa, he just acting a little cold to a sista. sheez!

(taking break from working..trying to catch up and I gotta read over 500 post??? damn yall….just damn…)

went from #2 arse, to silly, to {drumroll}______???

^^^ LMMFAO……i don’t even know…

Lacyd

That was my work number. I didnt give my cell because I would be able to answer it in the office so call me and I will give it to you

mtw lol…leg be falling off in the water, that’s why we had to switch from wooden peg leg to 100% aluminum foil leg…yes I said aluminum b/c our medical insurance didn’t cover steel legs, so we had to get mtw a aluminum one…she wraps her leftovers in it at night when she’s going to sleep, she figures she gone be sleep and wont be using it at night…but er ruh..she sdon’t know that I was planning on pranking her, by yelling ‘FIYAHHHHH!’ so she’s hop out teh bed and have to take all the leftovers outta the foil as quick as she can and reshape her leg b4 she can run out the house on her aluminum leg lol!

MDaddy,

email me your pictures (lacyd_1999@yahoo.com). Don’t care about random emails!!!

LMAO @ drock’s name

LMAO @ notch!!! err body’s just feelin the love…lol

is there no new low that Gary won’t stoop to geeeshhh, Gary..I mean everybody is hiring….he could even work in a nice department store where he would have access to nice clothes, LOTION and could probably sign autographs with well oiled hands on his lunch break!!

she wraps her leftovers in it at night when she’s going to sleep….

************OH LORD…DEAD**********

TXSHAWTY (wiping tears…sniff, sniff) U R A FOOL

This is MAD fun. All the hook ups, all the wars between cyber single women. BMama missing O’Dot and hating that she’s sick and sounds like a tranny and not being able to call long distance. It’s just too much fun!!!

@lacd & MDaddy, will we be seeing cyber babies up in here?

I love you DROCK with all the NO HOMO being in me!

@A True Gem

It aint like that Gem. I really enjoyed your little phone call skit. LOL But I know my boo Lacyd will tell you I’m a complete gentleman

LMAO @ lacyd

I’m glad ur having fun at my expense….lmao but this was fun…lol

Daddy Boo,

No I won’t tell her how much of a gentleman you are (but on the cool Gem, he is).

LacyD

I going to send them now

ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao notchavelli finna break it down fa yall…….

some of you are making fun at his misfortunes. Its sad.. He is not a drug user or an alcoholic from what I understand. He needs the money for medical treatment. So think about the bigger picture for a moment and realize anyone could fall under difficult times.

gone head NOTCH!!! lmao

ok so mdaddy if i give lacy my e-mail is it okay for her to foward ya pics to me…..lmao sorry i had to ask i am nisy as hell, that’s that south coming outta me tho, we stay in ppls business…..

I LUVS U 2 TX……..(ditto on the no homo)

nisy=nosy

mtw…go back up and read about your leg lol.

Yall

Lets go on a search for Mr O-Dot for Bahama. I posted his picture on a Milk carton and the Amber Alert system. I’m here for ya Bahama

that’s that south coming outta me tho, we stay in ppls business…..

_________

I’m glad you said that…b/c it was the introduction to my question to M-Daddy and LacyD my dang self loL!

(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…

That is okay, I am gone fix Gary Coleman up and make him my man. He is my HAM right now, just wait until we auction off his Saturn and clothes, well take that money…and waste it. Just waste it like anybody else that get money.

You say you gone do all these big things with money and you end up wasting it.

Well I need to go and run some aerons I been on here since 9am.

OH M-daddy i knew u loved’ed me…lmao (no not in that way lacyd)

M-Daddy…you might not want to put him on the Amber alert…cuz then they’ll think he was messing with lil white girl and stop HIS search and start up a whole new one for lil ‘Amber’

(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…

^^^me too. me too!!! lol

mtw…go back up and read about your leg lol.

^^^^^lmmfao i read it and i was ignoring you cause i refuse to die today, talking bout i put my leftovers in it…..ahhahhahhahhahh leave me alone shawty…..lol silly ass….lawd you be killing me tho…

Bye True….have fun messing with Aeron lol

J/K

(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…

^^^^^will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao

mtw…{innocent smile} But I be killing you with kindess.

notch-o-rama u finished?

^^^^^will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao

^^^^^^

You can call me thirsty all you want, Im just curious! If that makes me parched, dehydrated, or whatever then so be it lol.

Txshawty

LOL LMAO You probably right. And plus he might fit a description I know I do everytime the boys lookin for a black man

Be on the look out for an african American Male between 4 ft 2 & 6 ft 10 110lbs to 350 lbs wearin blue jeans a black hooded sweat shirt and Nikes

MDaddy,

No pics yet. (I’m sittin on the edge of my seat here).

I don’t care how broke he is, you can buy a vat of Vaseline at the dollar store for 99 cents, put a dollop in your hand, turn tap on and add water, rub together and grease up them ashy ass hands, feet and lips and that ish works like just like shea butter. ain’t nobody that broke you can’t afford a vat of vaseline. damn it Gary get it together!!!

You can call me thirsty all you want, Im just curious! If that makes me parched, dehydrated, or whatever then so be it lol.

^^^^^this is why i ignore you……lmmfao

Ya’ll,

Why I’m babysitting my inbox waiting on MDaddy to send them pictures.

HURRY UP MDADDY!!! The world is waiting on my diagnosis.

MDaddy,

No pics yet. (I’m sittin on the edge of my seat here).

^^^lacyd imma need u too e-mail them to me too….lmao *thinking hard to remember hi5 password*

Be on the look out for an african American Male between 4 ft 2 & 6 ft 10 110lbs to 350 lbs wearin blue jeans a black hooded sweat shirt and Nikes

__________

Lol…and that could be anybody lol!

Might as well just say ‘He black’ and let the dogs loose lol, smh

I’M BORED.

80′s!!!

Correction: I mean the 4’2-6’10, 110-350 lbs could be ANYBODY lol

I sent them world

mtw….don’t ignore me, just pray that I receive mental guidance, lol.

mtw….don’t ignore me, just pray that I receive mental guidance, lol.

^^^^^lmao that is gon require alot of prayer, i’d have to be on my knees 24/7 damn that sounds wrong…..

Y’all i keep looking up at those Gary Coleman pics and they are really making me sad

lacyd imma give you my never check it e-mail and you foward them ho’s asap……lol

^^^^^lmao that is gon require alot of prayer, i’d have to be on my knees 24/7 damn that sounds wrong…..

_________

Ya know…I had something really smart and UN-CHRISTIANotistical to say, but I’m not lol

{WHY am I always passing off non-words as if they are?!}lol

I GOT IT!!!

i remembered my hi5 password lacyd imma send u a message…lol

Sure thing MTW.

Daddy Boo,

I still haven’t gotten them. Why are you cyber standing me up?

matter fact bmama when you get them just forward them to both my accounts please……

B’mama, you got my back right? I’mma be able to check my e-mail after work. lol

mtw…you should have my back to…forwarding all e-mails and pictures to the redcutie05 e-mail lol

And i officially have “mud butt”….

I sent 2 of them to you yo said lacy_1999@yahoo right?

SBM – i liked it better when u were posting lyrics…lol I kid I kid!!!

lol @ mtw and Tx… lol

lacyd_1999@yahoo.com

you forgot the d – (lacyd underscore 1999@yahoo.com)

can I get in on the Mdaddy picture action too?

SBM…you needa STRONG BLACK WHOOPIN! lol {pats knee} C’mon, don’t fight it, it’ll be so much easier if you relax lol.

gotcha shawty…..lol

@bmama..yeh i admit the quality of my jokes have declined but i’m working on new material lol

will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao

DON’T BE AKING ALL STERNGY N STUFF GIRLL….SHARE…(my mama would slap me for typing in ebonics)

DROCK mine would too…I be confused, typing with good grammar then ebonics-ing a sentence up lol

Just confused, thinking about a hand making its way to my face lol

@txshawty…lol i did just kill the bathroom though..opened up a window and everything. that last emergency is probably number 4 on the all-time greatest dumps list

O Dot is not being released. I should know

^^^whatchu talkin bout willis?

REBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! {sorry just wanted to randomly yell out your name…no homo}

BMama,

I was looking for your message. You bahama mama there too?

TX..you CRA-AZY

SBM….nevermind get of my lap…I don’t need you eeking gases out on me lol

I sent them again this time to the right address

MTW,

Haven’t gotten the pictures yet.

@lacyd

naw on hi5 it’s my real name….but u know what imma just e-mail u on ur yahoo.

wtf is sbm talking bout…..lmmfao

Lacyd

I sent 2

SBM…lol Good to know, you rank your dumps lol

Wait! Did you make it in time for the second half?!

{lol @ me all interested in dump stories}

Yo D-Rock

I got $200 for Mr. O-Dot

M-Daddy…look around you…all this is to see YOUR pictures lol…you betta be sessay lol

@MTW

…so whatcha saying is we could never pull off a Set It Off?

Tx Shawty

(Looking around sweating stomach notting up)

MDaddy,

Still haven’t gotten them. I gotta email from BMama, but not you. Again, lacyd_1999@yahoo.com. I am SO ANXIOUS!! So is MTW, BMama, TXShawty, I hope you a dime boo!!

i sent you an e-mail too lacyd……

@txshawty…yah i was the only “water-boy” in pads…lol i only play basketball..

@mtw…some dumps stick to your memory..the smell, what you ate, your mood..once you pinpoint your triggers, you can cut down on taking dumps, which cuts down on toilet paper use..i’ve been a conservationist since 11

Lacyd I sent them for real I keep checkin my e-mail to see if I got an undeliverable notice like last time

@MTW

that’s just why it would work.. The folks at the bank would be ROTFLOL when they see us that they forget to call the police

Got em ya’ll!!!

mtw..lol I could see us being all uncoordinated talkin bout

Mtw: Shawty you were supposed to come through the back!

Shawty: Naw, you told me to get everybody some SNACKS!

Mtw: Why would i tell you that? That don’t even make no sense!

Shawty; YOu can’t just be robbing banks all willy nilly, you gotta eat! Empty stomachs AIN”T what that is in high-stress situations…Everybody be done fainted from lack of nourishment..

{Shawty and mtw argue back and forth}

Police: Freeze!

{awkward silence}

Shawty: {shuffling feet, nervous smile} Hey! What y’all doing here. NIce night, huh?

…..and if mdaddy ain’t super fine i swear imma go off all this damn running round we doing……

WOW!!! I like MDaddy!!

@txshawty…yah i was the only “water-boy” in pads…lol i only play basketball..

-______

Boy naw don’t… that is my sport! Anywho lol @ you being the waterboy in pads…did they keep you as a back up or something for ‘just in case’ moments?? lol

PATENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shawty: Naw, you told me to get everybody some SNACKS!

^^Tx. lmmfao i’mma hurt u….that ish was funny!

lol M-Daddy, no need to be nervous, I bet you’re what that is! lol

{looks up at LacyD}

I think i’m right, judging by her reaction.

WOW!!! I like MDaddy!!

^^^ WE HAVE a LOVE CONNECTION!!!! lmao

LacyD

Thank you boo. I’m going to lunch be back in 30

^^^ WE HAVE a LOVE CONNECTION!!!! lmao

^^^^^^ahhahhahhahh lmmfao naw we have a pissed off black female with an empty inbox……

okay got them, but i just have to say that the highpoint of getting to know all yall is learning yall real names……lmmfao

Did you guys see him. I fowarded them.

MTW,

I know huh. Just don’t call me by my government name on here!!

Patent…naw I don’t want ash flakes on my ring finger. Be done took it out the Ebay box blowing flakes off like dust talkin bout, I thought they JUST sent it, why is it so dawg gone dusty! {shudders} Eyuk!

Did you see him MTW?

LOL @ mtw…be like how the heck these ppl come up with these screen names?

Yup lacyd i seen it…i can’t comment cuz cyber hubby might see…but um if I wasn’t cyber married..ain’t it 5 years b4 u can legally declare some1 dead? LMAO i KID i KID!!!

@Bmama

in the US its 7 yrs.. Don’t ask why I know

lol girl i won’t call you by ya govt……and yeah he cute yall shawty let me send you the pic…..

Rebel,

email me if you want to slobber over my hubby!!!

Yup lacyd i seen it…i can’t comment cuz cyber hubby might see…but um if I wasn’t cyber married..ain’t it 5 years b4 u can legally declare some1 dead? LMAO i KID i KID!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dang…M-Daddy looking that right?? I need to get home lol

M-Daddy, congrats your pic made B’mama officially forget about O’Dizzle for just a lizzle lol!

LOL @ mtw…be like how the heck these ppl come up with these screen names?

^^^^^hell yeah…..lmao what’s up P3 you in here??

hey…why aint Paigey and Bones been back on?

Rebel…since you said DON’T, it makes me want to ask even more.

HOW DO YOU KNOW!? lol

Rebel done killed somebody.

Rebel don’t go into details b/c you’re my Chia-petweave business partner, and I don’t wanna know nothing that’s gone jeopardize my mone—i mean business relatinship with you…I’d ride or die…preferrably let’s stick with riding…the dying part…not so much lol.

Rebel,

They…well you know, getting hot and funky with one another.

lacyd (FREE MODOT – 2DAY)

Rebel,

email me if you want to slobber over my hubby!!!

^^^^^why rub it in tho……

Bones is too busy answer calls from around the globe lol

M-Daddy, congrats your pic made B’mama officially forget about O’Dizzle for just a lizzle lol!

^^^LOL i did NOT say that TX. lmao

@rebel oh is it 7…damn! lol

Okay me and Bones got time management issues, but we’ll work it out….I’ll just talk to him after work and then I can speak freely about all the nasty things we could do…*wink*

****M-DADDY****

Don’t think I don’t see that post about the 11 1/2 shoe and 5% body fat…..juicy! But I’m with Bones so I’ll pass I’m sure he’s got a bigger shoe size…

LOL @ paigey

Patent…{sigh} You know me oh so well. We so there it ain’t even funny, boo! {looking around forcibly…} it bet NOT be funny! if i catch aun one of y’all laughin…AH-YUN! lol

MTW…he know me, sis!

sent to you shawty…..

And why the hell didn’t I get a damn pic of MDADDY?!?! YA’LL STINGY!

^^^^^hell yeah…..lmao what’s up P3 you in here??

^^^^In my best Skateboard P voice…

YEZZZIRRRRRRR!

^^^^^lol well what it do cyber big bruh…..

B’mama {winks} yea, I know you didn’t say that…{winks again} I knoooow this. Ahem.

@TX

cause we biznizz partners I plead the 5th…someone got to be making the money for the company. And I may need a hideout one day if “THEY” ever find out!

@lacyd…you get my email?

mtw…’big bruh’…that’s our brother?! I can’t marry my half bro! lol

MTW…he know me, sis!

^^^^^good, do he know bout the medication you should be taking……lol no wait, my bad that’s me on meds, never mind……ahhahhahhahha

@Paigey

I aint never heard it called “time management issues” before. LOL!

Rebel…you know you my homie, righ?? You know I got you righ? Well you gotta let me in on a lil bit though, I can’t fully have yo back until I know, you have a back to have lol!

Just tell me…did you kill em?

mtw…’big bruh’…that’s our brother?! I can’t marry my half bro! lol

^^^^^ see this how it work shawty me and you got the same momma different daddies, me and p got the same daddy diffrent mommas so there no incest going on, i don’t think it is……lmao

lol @ p and him waiting on uncle sam like me…

@ mtw

{chuckle}

Remember that time, Shot didn’t want you to find out that he was sliding buck nekkid on the kitchen floor knowing that I was at the house but he didn’t wanna get in trouble with you so he told you that I was on meds???

{chuckle dies off}

Yea…that was funny.

We can’t seem to connect on the phone…I’m busy at work, he’s busy…but it’s all good.

TX..lets just say I have a “friend” who need help getting rid of a some “trash” one day, but the garbage man didn’t pick it up. LOL

A girls gotta have a girls back in times like that.LOL

We can’t seem to connect on the phone…I’m busy at work, he’s busy…but it’s all good. I’ll just send him dirty pictures in the meantime…lol Tide him over…lol

Rebel,

Sent it.

Paigey,

BACK THE F*CK OFF AND CONCENTRATE ON BONES’ BONER. MDADDY IS MINE!!! (Just had to say that in my big girl voice).

I’m SO ready to go home….

@ mtw…

Wait! Daddy not my daddy!?

@ Patent

Hold up, I thought I was wearing a basketball jersey dress!?

I remember the Red Velvet Cake, though.

Wow,what did I walk in on? Phone Numbers,hook-ups,damn! Is this a dating site now? Are we giving out physical descriptions,if so I’m 5’3,130,caramel skin tone with all the curves my grandmomma and momma blessed me with,Lol

@lacyd

awwww shucky ducky quack quack. you did good! thanks for the pic.

I came back a little early. My boss left for the day so I can eat at my desk

LacyD

I’m back boo

We can’t seem to connect on the phone…I’m busy at work, he’s busy…but it’s all

^^^^^^lmmfao know good and got damn well ain’t NONE OF US busy…..

lol lacyd why I only got two friends on hi5? and one is my ex who I dislike STRONGLY….AND my page is blank…lol i’m trying to update this poor excuse of a page

@ mtw…

Wait! Daddy not my daddy!?

^^^^^^^^uhhhhhhhhhh go ask momma…lmmfao

Hey MDaddy,

I missed you for like 20 minutes!! You got some fans!!!

TX..lets just say I have a “friend” who need help getting rid of a some “trash” one day, but the garbage man didn’t pick it up. LOL

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I hate those days…well you just took matter in your own hands when that SLACKER garbage man didn’t do his job. It’s ok! That’s all i needed to know…lol…

Working now. Be back in a few. keep it hot and poppin up in here!!!

(Waits for L.I.B and F.A.W. to come and finish the conversation on the nite crew)

mtw…naw, daddy ain’t my daddy!?

lol shawty, i said ask momma, or take ya meds,

i am out, i gotta go work yall…. lata’s had fun in here today prolly too much….

Lacyd

I see. Thanks for the love yall I really appreciate it

Yo D-Rock

I got $200 for Mr. O-Dot

(hummm a pair of minolos cost ova $300….thinking)

OH, UMM COOL M-DADDY…UHH HIT UP MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT..

I said aint nobody seent no Football Jersey dress and you know how much I like ‘Da Bears’. Oh yeah, and member how you was gonna git yo’ hair did like Halle Berry in ‘Swordfish’ and how you gonna lay on the beach nekkid while I pour SPF-750 lotion on ya backside and how I was gonna be commando with my ‘Iowa Cock-us’?

^^^^^^^^^^ {Thinking to self}….Did I REALLY forget…those meds DID have alphabetized side-effects…I gave up when I got to the ‘D’s…I might have said memory loss…{scrolls through my medicinal drug effects manual I was given when I purchased my medicine at Wal-Greens} dang this don’t make no sense all these got-d side effects in this book for this one bottle of—’M's…

Major Loss of Common Sense

Memory Loss

Mental Hallucinations

Oh Ok…I guess so.

BUSY AKA GOT FOLKS WALKING AROUND BEING NOSEY.

@TX you are straight ridiculus LOL

laters lacyd

laters mtw

Hurry back LacyD

LOL @ m-daddy

I gotta get caught up on these posts, they ACTUALLY had me do something semi constructive today.

Y’all I gotta get ready to be out, but I’ll holla @ y’all tomorrow.

Bye B’mama, M-Daddy (whose pics I shall see in a few, lol), Rebel, Paigey, LacyD, DROCK, Patent (mhm yea I noticed you left with my sis, mtw), and MTW! lol

Where do I send my donation of baby oil gel?

{just now seeing Bones}

Bye BONES!

Bye Tx.

I should be on my way too..i gotta clean up my desk b4 i go.

LATERS!!!

FREE O DOT

FREE O DOT

FREE O DOT

FREE O DOT

i know yall hear or can see my words!!!!!

bye TX..later!

PaigeyWaigey You can have yo man back!!! M- Daddy is mines, he made my panties moist!!! AND he comming to visit me in DC, so NOW WHAT!!!!!

LACYD , what do tryna do!!!!

Bones

Its good Dawg.

Bye

Tx S

. . .what ya tryna do? is what I meant to say!

{it aint too effect, if it got typos.}

Wait a MINUTE!!! Mickit, you know MDaddy is my Daddy. Why you gotta go behind my back like that? I thought we were friends (holding back tears of emotion).

Bye Tx. thanks for a great day of bloggin’ huh? Be easy.

Hey MDaddy,

I’m back for a minute! Do me a favor and stay away from Mickit. No matter what she says about her “guns”, promise me you won’t go by her place after work.

@ MDaddy fo’ sho.

Mickit

Why are you trying to break up a happy home?

Oh hey bones! We still waiting on your picture.

LacyD

baby I dont know what she is talking about. Remember what I whispered in your ear on New Years eve when were combined ourselves as one being

MDaddy,

Oh yeah, I’m having flash backs again (really picturing MDaddy whispering in my ear…takes mental break…back to work).

Mdaddy, U the one dat say you comming to the D.M.V not me. I took it that yous was tryna visit me!!!

(j/k)

yall still in here cyber hooking up……if so then ewwwwwwwww to all yall…lmao

*walks away. . . lonely and sad, used, abused and lied to*

It is ok, I understand.

Mickit

But you put me on blast though. I still got luv for ya but my heart is for LacyD

@ mickit, why am i just NOW realizing what ya gravatar is…..lmao o’dizzle gon be touched by all the support…..if he ever come back….

@me that’s who

(Looks around gotta think fast) (points to nothing) Hey MTW whats that? Runs the other way

yeah dats da reel question, if he ever comes back…

Moment of silence for Mr O Dot……

Man I bet the MAN has something to do with Mr. O-Dot’s absence. Paul Mooney said it best when people start liking you the white man comes and takes you

@me that’s who

See what had happened was………

LOL @ MDaddy being paranoid about the MAN and owing MTW money!! Just don’t ask me to pay her back for you. I spent all my money on that nye outfit.

*thinks to self*

{get ppls to like Lacyd SOOOOOOOOO much, they ban her again, and den “Tha Man” aka Unkle Kracka aka. SBM Can take her way forever. Then M Daddy can be all mines}

HEY LACYD!!!! How you doin gurl!

@me that’s who

See what had happened was………

^^^^^lol SHUT IT….do’t even wanna hear it, just charge it to the game…..

lmao @ lacyd, and you know what i am talking bout…..i thought the same thing too tho….but hey what do i care….it’s just funny to me….

Mickit,

Girl you crazy.

MTW,

I knew it wasn’t just me!!!

Lacyd

See I dont have MTW’s money because I just bought that 4 carrot diamond you were looking at. It was supposed to be surprise but SURPRISE!!!!

MTW

Give me until next Friday and I will square you away. Cool?

*crys*

*talking under my breathe* ….that should have been my damn ring!

*leaves room*

{wherez da nite crew, they gots unconditional luv for me}

MTW

Give me until next Friday and I will square you away. Cool?

^^^^^,man puh-leeeeeez, lol and can’t wait to see ya edible carrot ring lacyd…..

From O’Dot. He emailed me!!!

__________________

lacydizzle! im still banned! thank yall for keepin the hope alive lol. let everyone know that i’ve been reading yall posts like all day lmao; and they still got me banned. I sent them a few emails and they replied once saying they’re working on un-banning my I.P address; but that was yesterday and im still banned!

Tell him we miss him.. .

FREE MR O DOT!!!!!

Da_Orig_Ms_Brown_Suga@Yahoo.com

I feel so left out. . .

Rebel,

I know huh. Either that or they must be really mad at him. Don’t know why they decided to free me so fast.

@Mickit

don’t feel left out. Bones said anyone could call him as long as you aint a crazy! I think most of us called him just to hear what he sound like.LOL

PROTEST!!!!

FREE MR O DOT!!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!

LOL @ MDaddy

Mickit,

I made a bold move and put my email address out there. MoDot must have read it and sent me an I’m Okay email. I was actually kind of worried. You know how people act a fool on NYE. So I’m really glad to hear he’s okay.

Imma change my name and my pic and go into cyber hiding.

MDaddy – you a mess! LOL

Mickit

You are our girl you know we love you

Mickit, you can’t go into hiding..we’d miss you {wiping tear from left eye} you know you got to keep the non-regulars in check and the rest of us LMAO!

*eh*

I just e-mailed you Mickit. See we do care

When are we all gonna get together and get this man some Jergens?!

Okay Rebel, Keep hope alive!!!

I’m out ya’ll!! Be good MDaddy. I’ll be waiting for you at the house!

Mickit,

Hands off MDaddy. But I’ll holla at ya gul!

Yiz – How did you get a picture on your gravatar?

bye lacyd

Cali Pix,

Go to Gravatar.com!!

Thanks lacyd.

@californiapix

go to: gravatar.com

it’s pretty easy, 3 steps

Damn he ashy! POOKIE II

@Rebel78

I’m with you!! Let me bo get my black beret, leather coat and shot gun.

Lacyd wheres my military boots I have to join the struggle to free Mr. O-Dizzle.

*enters room*

*just threw the back out*

*jumps back into bed*

Lacyd

Bye boo see ya tonight

In the closet boo!! You remember you had me try them on last night….I’m out for real!!

this is really sad

“WELL damn.This is getting outta hand. Next thing you know he gone be autograph’n himself to bid on e-bay.”

ok!!!!

I done came up put my life on the line

@SBM

do you need a hug? {with one eye planning my getaway route} or some sleep or something, cause you been off the wall in left field all day! LOL

Lacyd

Thanks baby see ya tonight

@rebel…i’m good, bored, sleepy, hungry and in need of a scalp-rub lol

Ooops! Excuse all the typos….that’s why I don’t normally post crap….and sorry about the book. When I get on a roll a sometimes forget to use spell/grammar check…I am edumacated to what most would consider a highly acceptable degree though…heheheh….more lemonade for the thristy

Forget givin’ that dude some cash, give the lil’ nicca some LOTION!!! why is he soo d@mn ashy?

^ INDEED. GET A JOBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!

Dayum!

he must have auctioned off his lotion too. i say got damn

didn’t he try and sell some mess on ebay before and the ‘auction’ came and went without so much as a bidder, let alone buyers? someone keeps telling him to sign this shyt over and someone is sure to buy … NOT!

@ Voice of reason…

Thanks for the voice of compassion up in here

someone buy those pants so he can go buy some lotion geesh!

I dont find this funny at all…He might be sick or something and in desperate need for some money…who knows…I’m quite sure this is not how he saw his life turning out…have a little compassion people!!

wow, thanks voice of reason

Dang looking at his fingers with the marker and face expression makes me want to shed a tear foreal.

Its sad because hes sellin his sh!t, whats sadder is im buying it because when he hangs himself im hoping to cash in.

Is he WEARING the pants in that thumbnail?

Hell no.

Who wants a pair of used Gary Coleman pants.

Stanky!

He should try and get a deal with Carmex or Jergens.

why is his hands so crusty, he is on drugs

WHEN gARY STARRED ON DIFF’RENT STROKES HE WAS THE HIGHEST PAID COMEDY ACTOR ON TV. SINCE HE WAS A MINOR HIS PARENTS WERE OVER HIS MONEY AND THEY BLEW IT ON TRIPS AROUND THE WORLD, BIG HOUSES AND CARS. WHEN HE BECAME AN ADULT HE TRIED TO SUE THEM BUT THEY WERE BANKRUPT. THERE WAS NOT EVEN ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS KIDNEY TRANSPLANT. BUT SOME OF HIS FRIENDS INCLUDING THE MAN THAT PLAYED MR DRUMMOND GOT THE MONEY FOR THE TRANSPALNT. NOW HE IS DESTITUTE AND NO ONE IS COMING TO HIS AID. THIS IS SO SAD TO WATCH, HE AND AMY WINEHOUSE ARE THE TWO SADDEST PEOPLE IN ENTERTAIMNET IT JUST HURTS TO WATHC THEM. I PRAY THAT A CHANGE FOR TH BETTER WILL COME GARY’S WAY. BECAUSE OF GARY AND OTHER CHILD STRS GOING THROUGH MONEY PROBLEMS AND FAMILY PROBLEMS THE NETWORKS HAVE CHANGED SOME OF THE LAWS ON HOW THEY PAY MINORS MOST OF THE MONEY FOES IN A TRUST UNTIL THEY REACH 18 OR 21.

His hands look all crusty and gross, just like his face.

ROFLMFAO!!!

awwwwww i really feel sorry 4 him….i think imma cry!!

@ Kdogg said:

Judging by his consistently ashy appearance and obvious lack of funds, I would think it safe to assume that…

He must be living off cake mix washed down with powdered milk.

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Oh sweet Jesus, LMAO with tears streaming down my face, holding my side! Too Funny! Pure comedic genius!