Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
Enough is Enough
Posted by Bossip Staff
We are seriously considering starting a “When the Checks Stop Coming In” foundation just for Gary Coleman. He is now selling autographed Gap Athletic pants on ebay with a current bid of $19.95.
First a Nintendo Game Cube, then a Saturn, and now Khakis from the Gap???? Damn, times must be super tough for little Arnold. Poor thang.
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@ Strong, way too funny.
I really feel for this cat but as many homeless/fucked up in life men and women in any demographic that I know I can’t feel too sorry. Do what you gotta do Gary.
…….lol okay so bossip yall just wrong for steady clowning this man….and what he need the money for, make it seem like the man damn near homeless or some shit, is he???? or is he just ryna to make ends meet…
@BONES…lol exactly, he’s hustle man…nigga got a trench coat with whole chicken taped on the inside..lol
Dayum. It’s that bad??!!!!
Very sad back then they didn’t have people to help them invest. These current stars are set for life.
lool awww i fell sorry 4 him but god dayam can’t he cream his hands…. dem fingers look messed up
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S TAKING HIS LAST PIC BEFORE HE GOES TO SLIT HIS WRISTS OR SOMETHING…VERY SAD…WHY THE FUCK ARE THOSE PANTS SO HIGH-WAISTED?!?! AND DON’T THIS NICCA OWN A BOTTLE OF JERGENS?!! DAMN GARY!
Someone get that man some vaseline intensive care lotion STAT!!
Didn’t he make some good money (like $250,000) off of the Surreal Life in 2004?
*I’m not sure but I thought that’s what the entertainers/celebrities made for appearing on that show…
HIS HANDS LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN SCRUBBING HIS DRAWS IN BLEACH!
lol that 1st pic looks like the first pic of boot camp
WELL damn.
This is getting outta hand. Next thing you know he gone be autograph’n himself to bid on e-bay.
GOTTDAYYYUUUMMM!!!!!
HE LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN CRUSHIN’ ROCKS WITH HIS HANDS.
HE NEED TO APPLY FOR PUBLIC ASSISTANCE A.S.A.P.
HE LOOK DIRTY, LIKE HE’S BEEN SLEEPIN’ ON A PARK BENCH.
HE NEED TO STOP TRYING TO “SELL” SHIT ON EBAY THAT “HUSTLE” DIDN’T WORK OUT SO WELL THE FIRST TWO TIMES.
“HEY WILLIS!” “COME HELP YA BOY ARNOLD OUT WITH A LITTLE CHANGE!”
loooooooooooooooooooool @PaigeyWaigey 4 real
I agree…lol yall know yall wrong this man is on his LAST PAIR OF PANTS.
VH1 CAN’T AFFORD TO PAY NOBODY $250,000!! LOL I MIGHT BELIEVE THEY SPLIT THAT MONEY ABOUT 6 WAYS BETWEEN EVERYBODY..NOW THAT I WOULD BELIEVE…CAUSE BY THE TIME THEY GET ON THE SHOW THEY ARE HASBEENS…EVEN BRATS BEAVER EATING ASS SAID IT’S FOR HASBEENS…BUT HER BROKE ASS STAYED ON THE SHOW!
@ Keepin it Real, hell fuck naw nigga. In my opinion it’s for exposure. All the d and f list celebs on those shows are that. D and F list muhfuckas. I would think Pepa and China and the Vanilla Ice prolly NETTED around 30k a piece, if that.
@ Strong, you filthy my nigga, fucking filthy…LMMFAO for real.
Some people just don’t have a great or fair life. My parents are two of them, and Gary Coleman is definitely one of them.
Hmmm, he needs some Chapstick or something. Maybe he just needs to go find a job…
HEY B.MAMMA…
HOW MUCH IS THE STARTING BID WILL BE FOR ARNOLD’S BODY?
25 CENTS PER SQUARE INCH OF ASHY SKIN?
That’s so sad. I hope he gets better.
he should move to nigeria and be part of those nollywood movies .. they have these two midget brothers that kill it every time! maybe he can regain success again
HEY there PCF.
yea 25 cents sounds bout right….
awwwww poor thing (no pun intended)
why is he standing like that?
is he okay?
******AngelycAries*******
SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME….TMI
HEY JUST SIT AND BE PRETTY……
ARNOLD DID HAVE A JOB ONCE AS A SECURITY GUARD AND HE COULDN’T KEEP THAT SHIT BECAUSE HE JUMPED ON SOMEBODY’S CAR OR SOME CRAZY SHIT AND GOT CANNED!
That’s BABY Gap, right?
@ Just Sit and be Pretty, yes ma’am. It’s about that time. Give up tryna be famous Gar. Get you a 9 to 5 so you can kick it with us. That would be too fuckin funnnnnnnny…..!!1 AAAAAAAhhha. Oh shit, What would that nigga screen name be though. I got it…….. new game. What would Gary’s screen name be yall after he got a 9 to 5 and got on Bossip?
noooo…that’s just sad!
@ I STAY SMH… HEY BABY….
IT’S CALLED THE “LAST CHANCE STANCE”
paigey, girl you killing me…..lmmfao talking bout he been washing his drawz in bleach…..lawd i can go die now…..
His hands look like they picked more than their share of cotton.
The title of this thread is just too sad and funny at the same time. Enough is Enough:
I really feel bad for Gary, his parents took most of his money when he was a kid, and now he just doesn’t know what to do. To be a man and feel hopeless to the point where you have to sell clothes off of your back. Maybe he shouldn’t worry about signing the clothes I think that maybe the problem, cause plenty of people buy clothes off the internet, may it is his signature that is keeping the “potential buyers away” LOL
Really If I had the money I would help him out.
Bossip don’t say you gone help him, just do it.
Y’all make enough money from advertisement, you fired another rival employee at least use that money to help a brother out. SMH
The title of this thread is just too sad and funny at the same time. Enough is Enough:
I really feel bad for Gary, his parents took most of his money when he was a kid, and now he just doesn’t know what to do. To be a man and feel hopeless to the point where you have to sell clothes off of your back. Maybe he shouldn’t worry about signing the clothes I think that maybe the problem, cause plenty of people buy clothes off the internet, may it is his signature that is keeping the “potential buyers away” LOL
Really If I had the money I would help him out.
Bossip don’t say you gone help him, just do it.
Y’all make enough money from advertisement, you fired another rival employee at least use that money to help a brother out. SMH
…..why won’t he just get him a regular job, i could see him being like the super of a nursing home or some shit…..
@Fabs “he should move to nigeria and be part of those nollywood movies .. they have these two midget brothers that kill it every time! maybe he can regain success again”
LOL WHAT!
*playin 2pac’s until the end of time*
I can’t even make a joke off of this. It’s really sad…
yh the title kills it: enough is enough its tru its about time he got a job n stop depending on his past to get him paid ENOUGH IS ENOUGH LOL!
he so ashy he making me itch…and the crusty dusty lips….that’s extra….
i’m gonna go ahead to costco and buy the biggest palet of lotion i can find and send it to him…that’s my donation…
I wonder if he receives any residuals from the reruns of Different Strokes, it’s currently in circulation on tv.
Why can’t he just get a job flippin burgers or something?
Judging by his consistently ashy appearance and obvious lack of funds, I would think it safe to assume that…
He must be living off cake mix washed down with powdered milk.
*****BONES*****
NATURALLY HIS NAME WOULD BE ASHY G.
***ON A SIDE NOTE I GOT A CYBER CRUSH ON YOU, I GOT A FEELING YOUR A CUTIE*** LOL
This is one black man that I don’t mind white women sucking off.
Can you white hoes that come on this site so damn much talking trash about black women, please blow him off, since y’all think y’all are superior and everything to a black woman. Im am sure a good bj is all that man need to lift his spirits. LMAO
Seriously, he has not worked in years but there has to be something else he knows how to do. I realize he has some sort of disorder but are we sure he isn’t on drugs??, afterall everybody else on the show was. This is really sad.
WOW, SAD JUST SAD.
MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t he just get a job flippin burgers or something?
AND HE CAN USED THE LEFT OVER GREASE TO OIL HIS ASHY ASS HANDS.
not funny!!!
i hope no one ever catches yo mama selling ish on ebay and put her on blast! SMH
*****Mo’Ree*****
YES! HE IS MAKING MY ASS ITCH….EVERYTIME I SEE A ROACH OR AN ANT I GOT THE URGE TO ITCH!! DAMN YOU ASHY G!!!! LOL WHO GOT SOME CALAMINE PINK LOTION?!?!
WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILIS?
THE RENT MUTHAFUCKA, THE RENT!!!!!!!!!!!
***ON A SIDE NOTE I GOT A CYBER CRUSH ON YOU, I GOT A FEELING YOUR A CUTIE*** LOL
^^^lol bossip needs to have a date room…lmao
80’s!!!!!
hi lady
His life is so tragic. It doesn’t seem like he is seeking realy employment, I think he is just feeling sorry for himself.
@ PaigeyWaigey
I was just bringing out a comparison. But his situation is truly sad because he has dropped down so far from what he once was, and should be lavishing in the fruits of his earlier labor. Yet people brought him down.
My parents being immigrants, people brought them down in their efforts to life a good life and raise four kids (me being the youngest), but in that aspect they succeeded. Yet life is still a stuggle. That’s all I was trying to say.
LMAO @ WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILIS?
THE RENT MUTHAFUCKA, THE RENT!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT SHIT IS TOO FUNY I DO FEEL IT 4 HIM DOE
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT UP AN AVATAR SO I CAN GET ME SOME CYBER DICK…..FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD!! SAFE SEX IS ALWAYS BEST! LOL
That is really bad, why don’t he just go and work for the Gov. He obviously doesnt have enough money for lotion.
Why is it that Gary need so much money that he have to be selling things. Do he have a drug habit or something?? It seems like every other week theres a post about him doing something like this. Next I guess they will be saying hes sell his blood!
OK BOSSIP..I AM OFFICIALLY STARTING A “LOTION 4 GARY COLEMAN” FUNDRAISER….WE WILL TAKE VASALINE INTENSIVE F_CKING CARE, NIVIA, JERGENS & EVEN CRISCO AS DONATIONS…..
what do you say to this??
@Bones- his name would be “Skin so Dry” or “Rolling in Flour”
I am curious so still some celebrities and rich people feel lonely.
I found them on a millionaire&celeb dating site called”CelebMingle.com”last night.
What just a freakin minute, didn’t Gary have his own company they announced it when he did a guest appearance on “The Parkers” Ain’t it called “Gary and Company” Kim Parker was singing the song, Gary and Company, It’s Gary and Company.
I want to know what happened to Gary and Company, too many employees take too many sick leaves, What Gary tell me?
Just a lil humor, I really do feel mad for him thou.
OMG, OMG,OMG, ………….yall niggas got me on the floor at my gig, got damn niggas. Yall too funny man. Oh, yeah um…… on a serious note, I keep scrolling to that pic of him and it makes me sad, but there are SOOOOOOOO many homeless folk, Gary if the Good Lord is alllowing you to still have the activity of your limbs then guess what? Get a FUCKING JOB NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@ Paigey, we can go together if you wanna man baby. I live in Detroit though so you can see me on holidays and shit…..
LOL At Drock !! That comment was so fly … Ima wait to comment .. U can`t follow that !!
****AngelycAries****
I KNOW GIRL, I WAS JUST PLAYIN’… MY FOLKS ARE IMMIGRANTS TOO…I KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT…BUT HIS ASS AIN’T GOT THAT EXCUSE….CAUSE ON TOP OF BEING ASHY AND CRISPY CRUSTY HE’S AN IG’NANT LITTLE SHIT TOO…YA’LL EVER HEARD HIM TALK? HE THINKS EVERYBODY “OWES” HIM SOMETHING BECAUSE HE WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW….EVEN TODD BRIDGES WAS ON TOM JOYNER TALKING ABOUT HE DON’T FUCK WITH GARY CAUSE OF HIS ATTITUDE…EVEN TODD HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND AND FINDING SOME SUCCESS AGAIN.
***ON A SIDE NOTE I GOT A CYBER CRUSH ON YOU, I GOT A FEELING YOUR A CUTIE*** LOL
^^^^^lmmfao what female in here DON’T have a crush on him……join the damn club……
@ Rebel, DEAD. Ha!!! Whewwww, skin so dry…
I usually keep paper towels next to me, but Gary has evolved into just letting it dry in
who ever said why he won’t just flip burgers, fa real would you want that ashy hand ass nigga touching yo’ food, lmao i think not…..
what’s next? Todd Bridges crack pipe?
****BONES**** I’M IN CHICAGO…I NEED A YOUNG TENDERONI…AND I KNOW THE D GOT A FEW…WENT TO COLLEGE IN ALBION. **WINK**
YA’ UM…GARY STILL ASHY.
BOW WOW welcome to your world in another 5 years !! and throw that werwolf looking Omarion in to they will both be on ebay selling dere little shoes and sneakers !!!
@PaigeyWaigey
All true statements. He need to get up, get out. Cut that bullshyt out…
YOU KNOW WHAT YA’LL….MAYBE HE GOT HARD WATER AT HOME AND NO TOWELS CAUSE HE AUCTIONED THEM OFF TOO?? I’M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FEEL HIS PAIN….LMAO
How soon will JJ and Micheal and dem show up on ebay !! DYNOMITE !!!
BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.
FREE O DOT!!!
JJ IS STILL DOING STAND UP, FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH…AND YOU KNOW MICHAEL GAY ASS IS SOMEWHERE READING A BOOK…YOU KNOW HE WAS THE SMART ONE..LOL
WHAT UP BAHAMA, MTW, DROCK, BONES, PUSSYCAT AND ISSMH!!!!!!!
HE LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN CRUSHIN’ ROCKS WITH HIS HANDS.
************DEAD****************
@ PaigeyWaigey
You’re right though, he does need some lotion and vasaline.
MAYBE HE CAN GO WORK WITH FRED FLINTSTONE? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THOSE FEET MUST LOOK LIKE IF THE HANDS IS LIKE THAT?!?!
@Crazy
Bow weezy’s first item will be:
– the belt he had wrapped around (not once, twice but 3 times) his lil petite waist in the pic showing his lil bird chest off!
What’s my 1st bid?
Oh my he is said to be so sexy in the morning.i heard he has meet many sexy ladies in there. You can find him at that dating site for crusty ass nigros http://www.ushollisashy.com
I’LL BID $0.15 CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT COST TO MAKE IN CHINA, CAUSE IT CLEARLY CAME WITH THE PANTS…LOL
why doesn’t gary just write a book? isn’t that how ppl (celebs – kinda celebs) make their money nowadays…I’m sure Supahead could give him some tips…yup
gary better be careful. the Gap might try to sue him!
@ Paigey, that’s another muhfucka that I should feel sorry for but don’t cuz he’s an asshole. You ever heard Jimmie’s act or on a radio show. He had me dying on Wendy Williams last year before her show got pulled from the Detroit market.
You live in the Chi? That’s 4 hours up 94. Fuck the holidays, we can do the weekend thang fo sho. Here’s the thing though, i’m sure you’ve read my posts on sex and women and such and know I’m a freak(repeat 3x like in Sensual Seduction)okay with that said, Ill figure out a way not to offend you while fucking. LOL. Thanks for the compliment ma, do you have any pics?
YOU KNOW WHAT YA’LL….MAYBE HE GOT HARD WATER AT HOME AND NO TOWELS CAUSE HE AUCTIONED THEM OFF TOO?? I’M SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FEEL HIS PAIN….LMAO
^^^^^^^i am DONE with yo ass, finished cause you killing me…..was that even necessary to say…..talking bout he done auctioned of all his towels……lmmfatfo
I don’t feel sorry for him at all..he can find a job doing something…you know shit is bad when you’re selling the clothes off your back to make a couple of bucks. =/
@PaigeyWaigey
awwww can I at least get $0.50 for an opening bid..he got to feed Omarion too!
The second item that BowWow will auction off his “stunt-growth pills, ain’t no way a 19 yr old healthy boy stop growing in height and weight unless he taking something.
The third item would be his “How to be T.I. Kit” cause he is swagger jackin.
BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.
FREE O DOT!!!
^^^^ why thank ya mickit….i hope so too. *holds tissue to single tear commin down my face* i told myself I wasn’t gonna get emontional….
Why is he always so damn ashy!?!
****BONES****
YEAH I KNOW YOU A FREAK….PULL MY HAIR, CALL ME A BITCH (IN THE BEDROOM ONLY), SPANK THAT ASS…LOL JUST AS LONG AS I CAN SIT ON YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU SCREAM MY NAME AT THE SAME TIME…LMAO IS THAT LIKE CHINESE WATER TORTURE? LOL YEAH I GOT SOME PICS…
@ Rebel
I got 4 pesos for that belt and a pet rock I been keeping for somethin special !! LOL !!
@Bmama
don’t worry we holding a cyber light vigil for you until Mr O Dot is back!
Damn Bossip got True Gem, I got that word press comment that I was posting too quickly.
I think I said something that pissed them off, I might have the same fate as Mr. O Dot
I need a congical how ever you spell that LOL I need some ass plain and simple before I go. LOL
real talk. his parents and managers mishandled his money and took almost all of it. he sued them and didnt win but like $300 hundred grand back out of nearly $8 or $9 million. they misappropriated funds and now dont even speak to him and are living good off of his money. no one taught this poor soul how to really make it in the real world. so its really a sad situation when you think about it, its really sad that he has come to this.
aww thank ya rebel78….i can feel the cyber love
BUY SOME COCO BUTTER AND SOME CREAM…IT WILL KNOCK 5 YEARS OF YOU!
APPLY IT TO THE SKIN LIKE KIM KARDASHITE APPLYS URINE!
How about a 9 to 5 Gary???
im sorry, im the mushy one that feels so bad for this poor little fella!
****BAHAMA MAMA****
WHO LOCKED UP?!?!….LAWD A MERCY THEM LOCK UP JUNIOR!! HOPE YA’ MAN GET OUT GIRL… YOU SEEN THAT TAPE PRODIGY MADE OF HIM AND HIS WIFE BEFORE HE GOES TO JAIL NEXT WEEK? A HOT ASS MESS….
YEAH I KNOW YOU A FREAK….PULL MY HAIR, CALL ME A BITCH (IN THE BEDROOM ONLY), SPANK THAT ASS…LOL JUST AS LONG AS I CAN SIT ON YOUR FACE AND MAKE YOU SCREAM MY NAME AT THE SAME TIME…LMAO IS THAT LIKE CHINESE WATER TORTURE? LOL YEAH I GOT SOME PICS…
^^^^^^lmmfao when the hookup gets under way, keep me informed please cause i need a damn invitation to this here cyber wedding, imma be damned if i don’t get one this time……
@ Paige, alright then it’s on. Ima get a line fo you and you only to hit me on later if you serious. If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work but since you’re a few hours away oh yeah!!!! Alright, gettin a nice hard on here guys. LOL. Post a pic if you got one, I’ll have somebody take one of me or my Uncle email you one of me. I’m 6′1, 230lbs., brown skinned, brown eyes, bald fade, goatee, medium build, strong frame, hard all over except in the midsection which I’m working on okay…… I hope you’re serious cuz some of your posts seem like you’re half crazy. What do you look like, describe yourself.
don’t worry we holding a cyber light vigil for you until Mr O Dot is back!
^^^^^lol okay so is it gon’ be food @ this vigil, i be hungry sometimes ya know…..lol
*****Tracey*****
GIRL…. THAT WAS NASTY!!! LOL
If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work
^^^^^^AHAH, THAT IS WHY HE JUST IGNORED MY ASS, I AM TOO FAR AWAY…..LMAO
@ Paige, put your pic on your gravatar then baby. I’mo go blow a square rite fast….. in five yall.
@Crazy
going once, going twice… and sold to the highest bid of 4 pesos = $0.36USD (and thats on the real..I checked). I think the pet rock cost more LOL!
Post a pic if you got one, I’ll have somebody take one of me or my Uncle email you one of me. I’m 6′1, 230lbs., brown skinned, brown eyes, bald fade
^^^^^^OMG THE NIGGA GOT A BALD FADE, MY WEAKNESS, I AM JEALOUS……LMAO
Pussycat, he did work as a security guard, but got fired because he tried to beat up this big black chick when she asked for his autograph.
Yea Paigey…they done took my hubby! BASTIDS
@ bones This is not e-harmony the x-rated version OKAY? lmao
Bones Said:
I’m 6′1, 230lbs., brown skinned, brown eyes, bald fade, goatee, medium build, strong frame, hard all over.
_____________________
Soooo, you come here often???
If you was in DC or ATL(ten hours down 75) then it prolly wouldn’t work
^^^^^^AHAH, THAT IS WHY HE JUST IGNORED MY ASS, I AM TOO FAR AWAY…..LMAO
^^^ shoot BESIDES the fact I’m cyber spoken for he ain’t even holla at me…Shoot i’m cross waters…lmao
*****BONES*****
5′0″ 170 38DD BROWN SKINNED, DARK BROWN HAIR JUST PAST MY SHOULDERS, NO CELLULITE, SOFT SKIN, CUTE FACE…32, GROWN AND SEXY.
HOW YOU PUT AN AVATAR UP?!?! I AM TECHNOLOGY CHALLENGED…LOL
YEAH AND GARY STILL ASHY…DAMN
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO MR O-DOT……..I’VE BEEN OUT…
@MTW
as long as no one brings the sweet potato souffle! LOL I got the peach cobbler, what ev’rybody got?
How does one have a bald fade????
It is either or aint it???
I would love to see a gravie as well???
Oh Drock (Happy New Year)
Me and O’Dot got banned for plugging a blog that bossip apparently doesn’t like. I’m back, but O’Dot is still missing.
Bmama,
How are you holding up?
rebel, imma bring the fried chicken, i got the recipe outta kim k cookbook HOW TO FAKE IT, COOKING AND BODY…..lmmfao
Drock
he was mention’n a site that bossip ain’t like said person use to work for them and he was type’n their name all willy nilly sooooooo Bossip banned him LAWD i know they got him somewhere looking at gary in all his ashy-ness!
Why we talkin bout DC, I been herrr. Wad up?!?!
How does one have a bald fade????
^^^^^lmmfao i never understood that either , but i am a fucking SUCKA for a clean ass fade tho……specially if the shit is neat, tidy, edges lined…..
Bmama,
How are you holding up?
^^^ *MOUF TREMBLES* I can’t eat i can’t sleep i got bags under my eyes like i’m travel’n somewhere…but i doing okay…*starts to tear up*
DAMNIT Bossip – You BRING HIM BACK!
@ Rebel78
Well I am unannounced so I am bringing lotion at the dinner party, no ashy hands at the table please.
dizzle is a soilder, he will find his way back…..i suppose…..
oh paigey go to gravtar.com and follow the directions
^^^ *MOUF TREMBLES* I can’t eat i can’t sleep i got bags under my eyes like i’m travel’n somewhere…but i doing okay…*starts to tear up*
^^^^^ahhahhahahh lmmfao what i tell ya ass, i knew you was gon’ break like i did when my cyber man just up and left me……
Whatchoo talkin’ bout?
First of all, I auction my belongings because I can. Most of you fat heifers are just jeaulous. Get a life and stop worrying about mine. And I have excema not ash. And NO excema is not a face cream, dumb broads!
THAT’S MESSED UP BAM MAMA….THEY PROBABLY GOT HIM LOOKING AT NEKKED NORWOOD PICS TO…..
^^^ shoot BESIDES the fact I’m cyber spoken for he ain’t even holla at me…Shoot i’m cross waters…lmao
^^^^^^lmmfao i swear me, you, and 504 bout the most concieted ass bitches…..
And NO excema is not a face cream, dumb broads!
^^ GTFOH!!! it’s not!
WHO ORGANIZING THE MARCH 4 O-DOT????? WE WEARING BLACK THAT DAY OR WHAT????
@ Me that is who
Well we know Bones is a character anyway, and why he told that girl she was half crazy, what is up with men tossing the krazy word around that is not a good way to impress a lady. What if women started tossing the word BROKE around when we have some flirt with us.
Someone flirts with us and we be like, well I don’t know much about you, but from your other post it seems like you kinda BROKE, but anyway I am 5′5 light brown…etc. LOL
I’d send a dollar
@ Drock
LMAO!! why u had to go there? lmao
WHO ORGANIZING THE MARCH 4 O-DOT????? WE WEARING BLACK THAT DAY OR WHAT????
^^^^^we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao
BMama,
Keep ya head up girl. He shall return!! HE SHALL RETURN!!!! (fights back tears…voice trembling…trying to convince myself) he shall return…
@annyomous
can you send a special care package to Gary too?
^^^^^^lmmfao i swear me, you, and 504 bout the most concieted ass bitches
^^^ Like remy ma said (even tho her ass was WRONG!)
I’m not concieted i’m CONVINCED! lmao
BMama, I pray dat your hubby comes home to you safe and very soon.
FREE O DOT!!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER-IN-LAW?
NAW BAM MAMA..FOR REAL…WHO CALLING THE MICHAEL BAISDEN SHOW TO PUT THEM ON BLAAAAAAST!!!!!! I GOT PAYPAL, I WILL UMMM TAKE DONATIONS
^^^ Like remy ma said (even tho her ass was WRONG!)
I’m not concieted i’m CONVINCED! lmao
^^^^^lmao you are wild bmama…..
we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao
^^^ LMMFAO!!! u stoopid….
RUBIE MAE, HOW MUCH U DONATING TO FREE O-DOT???
@ Rebel78
One year supply of coco butter for Gary coming up as you requested. But Rebel what address do I send it too?
BMama we sold t-shirts for him and everrrything! we are all worried bout him. It aint the same wit out him!
NOT I HEART BIG PUN…
*********DEAD X 2**********
80’s girl they had banned’ed him…all i got now is the memories! *sniffle*
^^^ LMMFAO!!! u stoopid….
^^^^^lmao so are you, where you think i got it from….lol
we wearing i heart big pun t-shirts cause that is his fav rapper……lmmfao
^^^^Where can I buy this here shirt???
Drock,
You gotta put on your cyber t-shirt. Add free Mr O Dot (or whatever you call him) behind your name.
BMama,
You planning a get outta jail party? You can find the supplies you need in the black ppl food aisle!!!
FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?
@anonymous
just send it to ebay..they’ll know where to send it!
@ Rebel
Last time I checked he was living out of his car!!!
lets all buy an item frm him….whos wit me???
lol did paigey get her gravy up or what…..i wanna see how the hook up goes…..
I GOT PAYPAL, I WILL UMMM TAKE DONATIONS
^^ uh huh…*side eyes drock*
@ Jasmine,
I’m with you!!! With his earnings, he can buy a bottle of vasaline intensive care!!
Last time I checked he was living out of his car!!!
^^^^^^lmmfao i thought he auctioned that shit off too tho….
Who are we buying for again??
@MTW
do we get to plan the Bones & Paigey wedding?
lmao @ lacyd…yea the black ppl aisle should have err thang we need…some ribs, coleslaw, fried chicken and some 40’s.
LACYD…NOW WE GOT TO GET ORRRRGANIZED…WE ALL NEED TO HAVE ON THE SAME O-DOT T-SHIRT….PUT A PIC. OF HIS GRAVATAR ON IT….
@MTW
do we get to plan the Bones & Paigey wedding?
^^^^^lmao you and lacyd already got too much on yall plate, yall planing vigils and marches for o’dot so imma handle this wedding….lol
Oh for Gary
I will buy Gary a table dance that should lift his spirits.
And a tank of Gas for his Saturn.
And some gum, boy with them crusty lips, I can imagine what his breathe smell like…Yikes!
All the petty ass wars fuck the night scene up
Remember Lil’ Eddie man how he light mean up
Then they wonder why we light green up
Back to back steamers trying to relax but I can’t
I lean up ain’t the L or the refer that steam up
It’s my head stress to the point I get a fever
Thinking bout the block and all the mothers and kids
That can’t leave and how the Chinks gotta feed’em
For the rest of their life fucking wings fried
Vegetable rice(gotta be kidding)
No breakfast Cap’n Crunch at night
Our kids eating lunch at night
In their beds all bunched in tight
No less than three or four(you know how it go)
Two by the foot two by the headboard
Man I’m getting scared for them (Yeah I know)
Thats how I feel for them
And we gotta grip the shorties on the block
All they do is smoke weed and drink forties
Cop their quarties
Enough to get the latest ROC, newest glock, and old Jordies
lmao @ lacyd…yea the black ppl aisle should have err thang we need…some ribs, coleslaw, fried chicken and some 40’s.
^^^^^ sound like a regular dinner @ kim k house don’t it….
@ SBM,
Wait…What???
FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?
^^^ scroll up to 11:07 ish
MTW..DON’T FORGET THE MARSHMELLOWS….
@MTW & lacyd
dinner at Kim’s also comes with a complimentary home movie!
BAHAMA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HUBBY?
MTW,
Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!!
Ashes ashes, we all tumble down???
No?
FIRST OFF WHAT HAPPENED, LOL. WHY IS HE ON A IRON VACATION?
^^^ scroll up to 11:07 ish
AIGHT!!!
@SBM
are you on that DMX “diet” of rocks?
In Lovin Memory of Mr. O Dot.
Rebel,
And we can have Gary Coleman do Security!!!
AIIGHT LET’S SEE IF THIS WORKS…
Drock,
Diddy little gurls gonna provide the marshmellows.
I’m just bumpin “the blueprint 2″
DAMMIT!!! I FOLLOWED THE DAMN DIRECTIONS!!
Where my new gravie?!?!?!?!
LOL @ Mickit!!!
LMMFAO @ MICKIT no this heffa didn’t
HIYA TX!!!! glad u could make it to the FREE O DOT party/ planning
@lacyd
just fell off the cough laughing! LMAO
txshawty (I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)
^^^^^ahhahhahhahh lmmfao i can sooo see shawty rolling her eyes talking bout i guess imma gon’ to the vigil then, i mean i am friends with his wife and all, didn’t care too much for him tho…..
@rebel…no rocks my way lol…i like to have fun but thats crazy
Why the hell is he so…DRY?
Why Diddy’s kids look like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man from Ghostbusters?
SBM
just checking cause that was way from left field!
Drock,
We purchased these shirts down the black people aisle. We had to take what we could get.
MTW,
Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!
^^^ yall so damn stupid…but i loves it…no homo..lol
HEY!!! THERE I AM!!!! YIPPEE!!! NOW I FINALLY FEEL LIKE I BELONG!! AWWWWWWWWW!!
he shouldve splashed some water on his hands for this picture
lool u guys r killing me
I want to see what Bones look like, him and his BALD FADE?????
The big freak, um nothing like 230lb man with a bald fade chasing nekkid around the house. Oh my bad that is Paigey Man. Girl don’t cyber stalk me!LOL
Paigey Waigey,
We are all for bein off topic, but that statement has been already been said.
DAMMIT!!! I FOLLOWED THE DAMN DIRECTIONS!!
^^^^^ it takes a min…..
Where the hell is Bones at, what do you think of her gravie????
@ Paigey,
Girl, you have always belonged (pats paigey on shoulder).
Drock
he was mention’n a site that bossip ain’t like said person use to work for them and he was type’n their name all willy nilly sooooooo Bossip banned him LAWD i know they got him somewhere looking at gary in all his ashy-ness!
BOSSIP, HOW LONG Y’ALL GONNA KEEP MY BRUH-IN-LAW DOWN???
i see ya paigey…..lol now i wanna see ya man with his bald fade…..
jasmine
lool u guys r killing me
^^^ well damn jazz we don’t wanna kill u, we can’t be going to a funeral now too! lmao i kid i kid
Bones, Bones Bones where are you?
Have you found Raz B?LOL
I’m getting at shorty like what you need, what you want
Offer nothing, cuz I got you, must you front?
I see you with your baby father but it don’t matter
You gave me the pussy, that ass is getting fatter
Let that nigga play daddy, make moves with me
I’da kept it more than real boo, can’t lose with me
Heard he smacked you ‘cuz you said my name while y’all was sexin’
Ran up on this cat, thought was me, and started flexin’
You know I ain’t even with that
So he gon’ have to get that just on tv
Try to creep me, what? Leave that nigga sleepy
On the strength of you, that’s your kid’s daddy
I ain’t gon’ send him on his way, put him up in that big caddy
But let him know
Never mind yo, I need you to go
Take this snow up to 150, see Joe
Get that, come back with that
We can split that, sit back
Fuck, puff a L, forget that
You wit dat?
MTW,
Yeah, we’ll just gone head and let her cator it. I’ve been dying for her souffle!!
^^^ yall so damn stupid…but i loves it…no homo..lol
^^^^^AND THEM GOTDAMN COOKIES SHE SO FAMOUS FOR BAKING……
I’M COMING DOWN THE AISLE TO OL’ DIRTY BASTARD “BABY I GOT YA’ MONEY!” LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!
looool @ Bahama Mama wants her hubby back FREE HUBBY!!!
I think we should send someone to be wit O Dot during his time of need, anyone voluneeter?
B Mama, did you git my muffin basket I sent?
Have you found Raz B?LOL
^^^^OR O’DOT…..
SBM how u gone go from jigga to dmx? lol
I HAVE THE NUMBER 1 ALBUM IN THE COUNTRY AS OF TODAY! I AM SO OVERJOYED, BLESSED AND GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY PERSON THAT MADE THIS POSSIBLE
FROM KENDU AND ME: THANK YOU
lots of love
MJxx
@Anonymous
I was wondering dat too, I know MJB was lookin hard. HAVE we found Raz B yet???
WHO HAS THE FREE O DOT SHIRTS. I NEEDS ONE!!!!!!!
Those pictures of him really hurts my heart. I feel so bad for him. I can’t even tell you.
PaigeyWaigey
I’M COMING DOWN THE AISLE TO OL’ DIRTY BASTARD “BABY I GOT YA’ MONEY!” LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!
^^^^^LOOK PAIGEY I AM PLANNING THIS WEDDING, AND I ALREADY GOT JODECI COMING TO SING FOREVER MY LADY WHILE YOU WALKING DOWN THE ISLE…..
Yeah I’m waiting to see this negro too…..curiousity killed the cat…if it don’t work out then I’m moving on to Strong Black Man cause I know his ass got a good job! LOL
omg so yall tellin me after finding Raz B at Mr Chows my ass gotta go divin to find O Dot too? dang
*heads to the docks*
COLD DUCK
OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL @ jasmine
@mickit yes i did get the muffin basket and they r YUM-O! but i still really can’t eat till hubby comes home
LoL @ MJB
This story is old as hell, btw. Keep up Bossip.
Rubie,
Add Free Mr O Dot after your name (cyber t-shirt).
There was brenda, latisha, linda, felicia (okay)
Dawn, leshaun, ines, and alicia (ooh)
Teresa, monica, sharron, nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, veronica, karen, vicky (damn)
Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight? )
Tonya, diane, lori and carla (okay)
Marina (uhh) selena (uhh) katrina (uhh) sabrina (uhh)
About three kims (what? ) latoya, and tina (whoo!)
Shelley, bridget, cavi, rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, nicole, angel, juanita (damn!)
Stacy, tracie, rohna, and ronda (what? )
Donna, ulanda (what? ) tawana, and wanda (what? )
Were all treated fairly but yet and still
Bitches is on some other shit now that Im fuckin wit dru hill
But ima keep it real (what? )
What the fuck you want from a nigga?
@Paigey
I know you new but slow your roll, Strong Black Man is Mine.LOL This is True Gem, Bossip said I was posting too quickly, so now I am anonymous.
LMAO FREE HAROLDS CHICKEN AND NIGHT TRAIN AND MAYBE SOME COLD DUCK (IF IT’S IN THE BUDGET) AT THE RECEPTION!!
^^^^^^LAWD YOU JUST DETERMINED TO MAKE THIS A GHETTO AFFAIR TO REMEMBER, BY THE WAY THAT IS THE THEME OF THE WEDDING YALL,SO DRESS APPROPRATLEY BUT I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD SERVE CATFISH NUGGETS AND MAD DOGG 20/20…..THAT IS WAAAAAAAY MORE CLASSIER THAN CHICKEN AND 40′S
LOOK PAIGEY I AM PLANNING THIS WEDDING, AND I ALREADY GOT JODECI COMING TO SING FOREVER MY LADY WHILE YOU WALKING DOWN THE ISLE…..
^^^ain’t k-ci part of crack stew? BALTIMORE! sorry..lol
@ Anonymous, I didn’t mean to be insulting to my girl Paigey. We ALL post some crazy shit sometimes, and I was just sayin’, n e way who is you with your anonymous self. Scared of a blog or some shit? Next!
@ Paigey, call me @ the gig. The #(please internet psychos don’t call my gig cuz obviously my real name ain’t bones. Better yet, fuck it, Mike Jones did it and I’m flyer than that nigga so here it is…………….. pleeeeease yall if your name ain’t Strong, Lacy, BMa, MTW, 6 figgas or any of my other folks that aint’ them or to who it’s directed to Paigey, don’t fucking call my phone. The number is……………………………..(long ass drumroll)…………………………………………………..2487947183, if you got Verizon then it’s free so just send me a text with a pic or just hit me up when you can today. PLEASE YALL, I KNOW I’M PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE BUT DON’T PLAY WITH MY PHONE MAN.
I WANT MJB TO SING “LOVING YOU” AT MY WEDDING…WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT HIGH NOTE WHISTLE OUT HER ASS…LMAO MARY YOU STILL DRINKING? WE GON’ HAVE SOME COLD DUCK AND LITTLE SYD’S…LOL
MJB,
We need a celebrity sponser for O’Dots coming out party (no pun intended). Will you sing at his celebration??? We’ll pay you in chicken wings.
what these bitches want frm a nigga?? dats my songggg lol @ strong black man
Anonymous, I git demz too. It dont mean nuthin.
@paigey…lol your crazy
Bones,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Tell me that number is fake. In the world of Uncle Krakka’s and such, DO NOT put your number out there. Now bend over and let me spank that ass!!!
Sorry bones I AIN’T dial’n long distance! lmao
@ Bones
This is True Gem, Bossip said I was posting to quickly, I think I made them mad. So I got to post anonymous until they lift the ban off of me.
CHICKEN WINGS!? Shoot I’ll sing if she won’t! Off key, but it’ll be singing! lol
@ Paigey, you’re very attractive sweetheart. I know you’ll like my pic. If I thought I was remotely ugly I’d let you know.
Rubie,
Add Free Mr O Dot after your name (cyber t-shirt).
IT’S ALREADY UP THERE, WHATCHA TALKING, LOL.
Mickit
You too, girl give me a Free O Dot shirt! Size M
lol @ tx…we don’t need no off key singin….make err body ears bleed
LMMFAO OKAY IMMA SAY THIS THEN IMMA HAVE TO GON AND LEAVE, BUT BONES HOW THE FUCK YOU GON PUT YA NUMBER ON HERE AND DARE A NIGGA NOT TO CALL IT IF HIS NAME @ ON THAT SAID LIST……THAT IS SOME MUTHAFUCKING SUGE KNIGHT, CHRIS STOKES HANGING FOOLS OUT THE WINDOW SHIT IF I EVER HEARD…..WHY YOU AIN’T JUST LIKE SEND THE SHIT TO HER VIA E-MAIL OR MYSPACE, CAUSE YOU KNOW PPL GON BE MESSING WITH YO ASS AND CALLING, MATTER FACT IMMA BOUT TO DIAL THAT SHIT NOW…….
Bones…you posting digits an ish!
lol
Shawty,
Cool. MJB may be a little to diva-ish to play at his ceremony. So if I can’t find any other fake bossip celebs, then you can sing!!!
txshawty (I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)
*************DEAD******************
LMAO!!!! @ 80’s gravie i likes…lol
@ True Gem,
Don’t fear Bossip. Plus, I don’t think that was them posting to you.
@ A True Gem, no problem baby. Didn’t mean to be insulting. If Unkle Kracka hit me up fuck it. He can say whatever, get hung up on leave me a billion nigger texts or whatever, I’m a real nigga, already a celeb in the business world locally(very local) and could give a fuck if Marquis de bored dickwad hit a nigga up. Do it bitch!
****TRUE GEM****
OKAY GIRL I WILL STAND DOWN ON SBM…. HE’S A CATCH TOO…GOT FULL MEDICAL AND DENTAL…LOOK AT THAT NICCA CHEESIN’… DENTAL PLAN IS IN AFFECT…LMAO
GROSS!! I HAVE WORK TO DO…………. BE BACK.
THANKS BABE.
LMAO @ mtw…tell why u mad son! lol
@Bones..lol that can’t be ya number…
@paigey…you look like you got that “homemaker” in you..i see you and i aint mad
LOL @ Paigey!!!
B’mama….she ain’t say what kind, she just said singing! lol I got freedom of screetch!
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK, GOING TO PUT SOME MONEY ON O DOT’S BOOKS.
“GOT FULL MEDICAL AND DENTAL…LOOK AT THAT NICCA CHEESIN’… DENTAL PLAN IS IN AFFECT…LMAO”
lol wow!
TX,
ANY MORE TIGERS FLOCKING IN YOUR BACK YARD, LOL.
Bones,
Why you aint answer???
LMAO @ tx! not screetch? LMAO
lata’s 80’s
LMAO @ mtw…tell why u mad son! lol
^^^^^^AHHAHHAHHAHH NOT MAD, JUST THE SHIT IS FUNNY TO ME…..HE GON TELL US PLEASE DON’T CALL MY PHONE, LIKE HE SOMEBODY MOMMA TELLING THEY KID FRIEND NOT TO CALL AFTER A CERTAIN TIME……LMMFAO
WHY THIS WHITE WOMAN JUST STOP BY AND GAVE ME SOME COOKIES!?
I’m a tad scurred, but i’m hungry so eff it {bites cookie, foams at the mouth}
This cookie is the ISH!
DON’T DO IT TX, DON’T DO IT.
(MISS SOPHIA FROM THE PURPLE)
Rubie…na no more tigers, cuz I put a sign in the yard that say, ‘if you a tiger and you’re not the EXXON tiger here to hook a nigg up with either free gas or free Frosted Flakes…then you betta back it up like a stripper on payday!’
~Wondering what bones and paigey are talking about on the phone~
****txshawty****
I ALWAYS GOTTA GIVE WHITE WOMEN THE SIDE EYE AT WORK WHEN THEY OFFER ME FOOD…YOU REAL BRAVE GIRL! LMAO
@ mtw – lmao my momma was like that…lol
Tx what kind of cookies? cuz if it’s choc. chip them really ain’t chocolate chips….lol
how many ppl yall think hookup on here like on a daily, i mean like talk on a regualr e-mail each other that kinda shit…..
My damn cubicle walls are too low to be up in here talking to anybody on the phone….Damn Corporate America!! A little privacy please while I use ya’ll internet to make a hook up!!! Damn!!! LOL
@ mtw i don’t think that many ppl have each others e-mails…
Bossip, leave Gary alone.
He isn’t scamming, stealing, or taking advantage of anyone, so let him make it any way that he can.
Again, his column should always be titled “When Your Parents Betray Your Trust and Take All of Your Money”.
@ Lacyd
Gothcha, I got to talk to Mr. Bones on the phone Lacyd teehee.
@ Paigey
Girl he sound sexy on the phone, you better call him.
mtw,
I don’t think people hook up at all. It’s too open. You can’t really sneak and give a person your email, then crazies will be sending you junk. I damn sure would never put my number up. (no offense bones).
@ Paigey,
You don’t have an over the phone voice? You know when you talk all light and sweet, damn near whispering.
@ mtw i don’t think that many ppl have each others e-mails…
^^^^^^lmao i know that what i am saying is if you give it out to a person cause you really like they ass, do it turn inot a real realtionship, like eharmony…..just curious, and lmmfao sound like anon gon take paigey man i really wanna hear how he sound but fuck it…..imma just have to go on what yall say……
B’mama, Paigey, & Rubies, I don’t know, but she handing em out to everybody…I’mma wait on somebody white to take a bite…{watches ‘Becky’…waits for a minute…she bites…she’s still alive…gives her a bite of one of MY cookies…she still ok}
Aight. It’s safe.
OH OH Bmama guess who asked to be “My friend”. . .
@ Lacy D, you prolly dialed the wrong # or somethin ma, cuz I just got off the phone with a True Gem and texted my baby Paige, so try again. Holla.
And why the fuck hasn’t Mary’s ass responded to my damn wedding request?! Fuck that drunk bitch she’s FIRED!! Lemme go see if Ashford and Simpson are available…SOLID AS A ROCK!!! LMAO
@ Dalia,
Is that you Gary??? If so, you never sent me my car that I bought from you on e-bay. I’m comming for yo ass!!! But maybe if you put some lotion on I won’t be able to recognize you.
@bones
if thats your real #, you either real brave or want calls from all the kooks and krazies up in here.
Do you know who the nitetime crew is…. they are crazy. you could get crazy girl “my house” who was really trying to fight folks yesterday.. that was some funny mess though.
Bones,
I kid, I didn’t call, but shit if I’m not tempted. You got a nice over the phone voice?? I wouldn’t even know what to say.
Rebel,
What the hell would you say when you call him??? Hello, Can I speak to Bones Jordan??
@TX
does she have cats? if so put the cookies down and back away!
mtw,
I don’t think people hook up at all. It’s too open. You can’t really sneak and give a person your email, then crazies will be sending you junk. I damn sure would never put my number up. (no offense bones).
^^^^^^lmmfao true dat…..for all we know, bones could be like a serial killer, or rebel could really be a rebel or me, i could be like a stalker or some shit….lmmfao
I aint scared wad dat number???
****LACYD****
GIRL FOLKS UP HERE IS NOSEY AS HELL….PLUS THIS IS A TEMP JOB FOR ME, I’M NEVER ON THE PHONE TO BEGIN WITH SO USING MY WORK AKA WHITE VOICE IS ONLY GONNA ATTRACT ATTENTION…”BITCH WHAT YOU DOING ON THE DAMN PHONE?! YOUR FIRED!” LMAO
GOD BE WITH HIM. SMH.
thats some anna nicole ish. i pray he finds a way out of that hole he’s in.
@ LacyD, bless you baby.
@ Everybody, I’m kinda wild like that on some spur of the moment type shit but for the late nite crew, let’s just keep the discussion of what went down between us day time flunkies. Alright? Love yall.
Scroll up Mickit. But be warned, he threatened a lot of people if they call him like he can reach through the phone and strangle they ass.
@lacyd
What the hell would you say when you call him??? Hello, Can I speak to Bones Jordan??
^^^^^LMAO.. is there a code word that you supposed to use so he know its a bossip blogger?
@Bones, let us know the secret code word
lol @ LacyD
{ring}
{ring}
LacyD: Please don’t pick up, please don’t pick up…I don’t have any conversation prepared.
Bones: {deep, nice voice} Hello.
LacyD: Bones?
Bones: Yea, wassup, who is this?
LacyD: Bones Jordan?
Bones: Yes…who is this?
LacyD: {hangs up}
Bones: Hello?
Bones: Hello?
Woman: The person you are trying to reach is not available at this moment. Please hang up and try again…If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.
@ paigey
I’M NEVER ON THE PHONE TO BEGIN WITH SO USING MY WORK AKA WHITE VOICE IS ONLY GONNA ATTRACT ATTENTION…”BITCH WHAT YOU DOING ON THE DAMN PHONE?! YOUR FIRED!” LMAO
I got a White Voice too,LOL
Now I am being noisy, when you gone call bones?
We want to witness a love connection.
@Paigey
you crazy…but we all got that white work voice!
@Bones, your # is safe with me and the morning regulars!
@ mickit – um who? u talkin myspace?
@ lacyd i got a sexy ova the phone voice but not right now being that I’m sick i sound like a frog…lol
@TX
that was some straight retarded mess…LMAO
DAMN A SERIAL KILLER….I AIN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT….WHY YA’LL GOTTA FUCK WITH MY HEAD NOW…IT’S HARD ENOUGH BEING A BLACK SINGLE WOMEN WITH NO KIDS OVER 30!! LOL
LMAO @ TX!!! That’s about how the conversation would go!!!
Bones,
I have to know what you look like before I call you. People tend to like my over the phone voice. I can’t afford another stalker. I JUST CAN’T AFFORD IT. (calming down self…woosaa). Okay, I’m better. It took me forever to get rid of that Gary Coleman. Always asking me for money…And what is your code word?
TX. u r so silly!!! @ the phone convo
@lacyd
I got that sounding like a little girl voice on the regular, but a white little girl voice at work.
@ Paigey,
I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!
Where is M-Daddy Oakland? Did he find Raz B held up with the Bloods out there in Cali?
Paigey got her a new man, Where is M-Daddy?
WELL SCREW ALL YALL
i got an accent….well kinda…lol
DAMN A SERIAL KILLER….I AIN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT SHIT….WHY YA’LL GOTTA FUCK WITH MY HEAD NOW…IT’S HARD ENOUGH BEING A BLACK SINGLE WOMEN WITH NO KIDS OVER 30!! LOL
^^^^^^lmao girl don’t listen to me, besides serial killers don’t have time to surf the net, they got messes and shit to clean up…..
Yeah Mama, Here I am tryna free you hubby and here is your jumpoff tryna make me his “friend”
I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!
^^^ ME TOO! do u know what it like to be the only bahamian to speak properly? I’ll be in a store and say something to whoever i’m with…AND EVERYBODY TURNS AND LOOKS AT ME! lmao real talk…lol
@ True Gem,
What are you talking about??? MDaddy is my man (takin off ear-rings and shoes).
@ Rebel,
I got a baby voice too. So if I’m not being made fun of for being proper, it’s my baby voice. But it’s not bad, guys really like it. Why we talkin about phone voices???
@Paigey & lacyd, you be aight bones dont seem the stalking type
@lacyd
I have a YT ppl voice, but mostly all the time. I’m very proper. I get made fun of all the time!!!
^^^^^that’s why we cyber friends..
lol mickit….now maybe he could be ur jumpoff…lmao
ummm PaigeyWaigey ya besta git your “man” if he is yo man. Cause he sounds reel good on dat phone!
@ Lacyd
I thought since you got out the Bossip joint you was a changed woman.
*Everybody is thinking* dang I don’t like being around Ladydrizzle she always fighting and stuff. LOL
She just got out the Bossip prison, so you been eating 3 square meals a day and pumping iron. So I gone back back off MDaddy. LOL
****me that’s who says free o’dizzle****
GIRL, SHUT UP!! YOU GOT ME LAUGHING AND COUGHING AT THE SAME TIME!!
****lacyd****
I know what you mean girl…this guy once broke up with me cause he said I use too many BIG words and I wasn’t HOOD enough…LMAO Sorry if I read MUTHAFUCKER! LMAO
RUBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUREMAN THAT HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT UP GIRL HOW WAS YOUR NEW YEAR’S EVE?
GARY IS THE NEW “CRUSTY THE CLOWN”
DON’T GARY’S HANDS LOOK LIKE A GORILLA’S FEET!
GARY HANDS LOOK LIKE HE’S BEEN DOING HAND STANDS ON ROCKS!
I danks u should keep your jumpoff till O Dot come back, it gits real lonely in the cyber world at nite.
MICKIT who sounds good on what phone?! You called Bones?!
What he sound like? lol
@ Rebel, the secret code word is(in your best Rick Ross voice from the end of the Speedin’ video) BOSS.
Everybody who wants to Know Bones sounds good over the phone!!!!!
I promised I wanted to drop it like it was hot.
My bad Paigey!!
***MICKIT***
Back it up girl, you don’t want none!! I’m Jamaican you KNOW we love a machete! LOL LAWD A MERCY
True Gem,
(Teary eyed) Girl has he been hittin on you??? See this is what I’m talkin bout. I get locked up and he just up and cheats on me. (In ghetto girl voice) YOU CAN HAVE HIM!! (while crying). if…if he can’t do right by me, then I don’t want him. (rushes back stage as if on Maury and I found out he’s not the father).
yall bout to make me call bones long distance (on the work phone of course) lmao
but naw i kinda sound like a tranny today..lol
Bones,
Show me some goods!!! What do you look like?
I don’t understand why his fingers look so leathery. Why the got the camera on his crusty a$$ bottom lip like that?
but naw i kinda sound like a tranny today..lol
_________________
One GOOD reason why I hate being sick!!!
@ lacyd
woo woo woo! there are other cyber men…but i think all the good ones r taken…lol
Bones,
Show me some goods!!! What do you look like?
^^^ yea BONES shows us what u look like…lol
@ LacyD
I say we go get Tina Turner aka AnnaMae Bullock, Celie, Juanita Byam and unleash it on MDaddy ass. ASAP…LOL
This is by far the SADDEST thing I’ve seen in 2008…damn…damn..damn
afternoon yall!
B’mama..lol…yea LacyD, they are…I’m sitting over here b’mama’s bossip best friend…just lonely lol! If this were a movie, I’d be every lonely, black best friend in EVERY waiting to exhale, how stella got her groove back, in every Best Man, The Wood, Brown Suga, etc! lol
@ Vito, ahaha!!
@ LacyD, Ima have to get one from my Uncle’s email after lunch and shit, if I can do it today, I’ll do it for show.
NOTCHIE POO! I missed you in the most no-homo way possible lol
@Bonesyou crazy BOSS!
@lacyd & Paigey…you know if the word has more than 4 letters to some men thats a big word!
Hey Notch!!
LOL @ TX
BMama,
I don’t think I’ll ever find anyone like him. I mean I did have an affair with TXBred, so I guess it’s like payback.
True Gem,
I told him to come over here. He hanging out in Co-Co Camel Toe shot room.
Bones,
Good. I’m dying to call. All the ladies gave you rave reviews. What’s the code word again? Oh and if you want to see me, click on my name.
i missed you too tx shawty..u know i love bitches on tuesday and thursdays!!..lol
hiya lacyd!
what is the topic in here today?
BMama,
Why you gotta cyber thug? Yo man locked up. You write him on the regular? Go put money on his books? Yeah, all the good ones are taken, or in jail. LOL
Notch…they talkin about Bones and how sessay his voice is
Whats up yall?
hey there notch-o-rama!!!
Lacyd u silly!
speak of the devil!
Hiya m-daddy!! lmao
Lacyd i meant to till u i have a hi5 page but i hardly eva check that ish…matter of fact i don’t remember my password even…lol
Damn I guess I got to join the single ladies club, all the GOOD Bossip men are taking…Buy me a drank shawty then I am good.
@Bmama
woo woo woo! there are other cyber men…but i think all the good ones r taken…lol
^^^^probably so **hangs head like Eore from Winnie the Pooh***
U KNOW WHAT? I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE OF COLOR BASHING EACH OTHER. WE GET ENOUGH OF THAT FROM OTHER RACES. AND ALL THIS FEELING SORRY FOR THE MAN, WHY DON’T SOMEONE OFFER HIM A JOB? I KNOW THAT THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE THAT LOOK AT THIS WEBSITE THAT OWN THEIR OWN BUSINESSES THAT COULD HELP HIM OUT. IF I DID, I WOULD.
GARY STOP SELLING WHINNING AND GET UP OFF YOUR A$$ AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE FOR YOURSELF-YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE SYMPATHY CARD FOR SO LONG….
Dont feel bad Gems. It is hard to find a good cyber man.
MDaddy,
What’s this I hear about you and True Gem (calls true gem on three way so she can tell her side of the story).
@ Mickit
What about my Free O Dot T-Shirt, I don’t know him, but still show my support against the Bossip system. We want Justice!
@ True,
Just add Free Mr O Dot behind your anonymous name!!!
@ Lacyd
Quivers on the phone as she talks to lacyd, it wasn’t me I don’t snitch but just ask MDADDY about him and ol girl in the nite crew that likes the cowboys and name starts with L. Again I don’t snitch.
What it do, M-Daddy!
lol
Gem, it’s ok…{thinking not really lol}
Yes, its gonna be ok lol
TELL ME WHERE TO SEND THE CHECK BOSSIP
Bahama Mama
Happy New Year.
Lacyd
How you going do me like that boo? I thought what we did on New Years eve meant something. And you going to go after my Bossip Brotha Bones. I’m hurt.
BMama,
I never check my hi5 page either. When I found out it was swarmed by “others” (meaning africans and such), I lost interest. But I’m scared of myspace, so I never made a page.
Free O Dot now…We want Justice!
MDaddy,
It’s apparent that we have issues. But you know i luv you. I think we need counciling. (asks Mickit to give us theropy).
Tx Shawty
Just doin my Oakland thang. My heart is broken Lacyd left me
happy new year to u too M-daddy
@lacyd **DEAD** at others on hi5…myspace isn’t so bad but it does get kinda boring after a while..
@ TXshawty
She asked Mickit for couples counseling….I know her she gone have them two drunk as a skunk and it aint even noon. LOL
MDaddy,
But what about you and true gem?? And this chick who likes cowboys and name starts with a L. I know my name starts with an L, but I don’t like cowboys. At least you want chicks who look like me. But you started it.
I don’t want Bones, I was just hurt.
YA’LL BEST TO BACK UP OFF MY MAN…LOL I KNOW WE ALL CYBER FRIENDS AND ALL BUT I DON’T PLAY THAT! DON’T GET YOLKED UP IN THIS PIECE…
***BONES***
YOUR ASS BETTER NOT BE OVER THERE CHATTING IT UP WITH BOSSIP CHICS BEHIND MY BACK…I WILL COME UP TO THE D AND LOOK UP AND DOWN 7 MILE FOR YOUR ASS…DON’T THINK I WON’T COME TO THE CABARET LOOKING FOR YOU EITHER! LMAO
Looking back and forth from LacyD to M-Daddy
Ain’t nobody tryna hear all this gooey gooey ish! If somebody don’t throw a chair like on Jerry lol…{lil man without legs and just a torso walks across the Jerry Stage…looking at him slowly walk on his hands pass me….}
WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT FREAKIN TORSO MAN RANDOMLY WALKING THROUGH! When did they start that ish! lol
@ Lacyd
Me and MDaddy aint had nothing, I just thought he was single, but apparently not.
**Joins the rest of the ladies in the singles club.**
Damn!! hands look like he’s been banking cakes all day?
Paigey is in ‘Jack a nucca up mode’
Did I miss something?! lol
HAY!!! IT is NUTHIN wrong with having a nice wine wit a good convo!!!
so what happened paigey and bones bout to get married or what…..
@ Odot
I betta at least get some dap or a head nod or a waddup when you get out the joint, cause I don’t even know you and I am showing support!!1 LOL
Free O Dot!
Damn I guess I got to join the single ladies club, all the GOOD Bossip men are taking…Buy me a drank shawty then I am good.
^^^^^^lmmfao……yall nutz…
LOL @ TX
I would throw a chair, but you know I’m on probation. I can’t afford to be locked up again.
MTW,
Everyone but me, tx, and Bmama has called him. Apparently he has a nice phone voice, so now paigey is fighting off the single girls club.
no marriage for Bones and dat chick, he is my man!
lol @ Gem blindly following our ‘Free O’Dot’ campaign..lol
ER’BODY CALLING MY MAN BEHIND MY BACK TO HEAR THE VOICE…WTF?! DAMMIT WHEN IT GONNA BE LUNCH TIME SO I CAN GO WHISPER IN BONES EAR… I THINK I’MMA HAVE TO BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS AND USE MY SOFT PORN VOICE…
LOL @ Paigey and Mickit’s future fight!! I don’t know Paigey, Mickit is a force. You may wanna step ya a-game up!!
*cocks gun*
U donn want none.
i’mma go do a myspace survey i’m bored…
@MTW
thought you was planning the wedding?
lol @ paigey…not the porn voice…lol
***MICKIT***
I’M WARNING YOU…PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME CUT YOU!
@ Paigey
If you want the Bossip peeps off of Bones then you better pull out your freakem dress!LOL
I know you at work but change it in the bathroom.LOL
SHE CAN BRING IT…I GOT BIGGER TITTIES…OOPS I MEAN GUNS..LOL
@lacyd
is the voice (we acting like he’s charlie from charlie’s angels) that good?
@ Bones
see! Look what ya done did nah! You just HAAAAD to be all confident about your voice, and put your number on blast, now everybody (’cept for me, lol) is bout to start fighting over you when we’ve CLEARLY established internet beef and thuggery has less point then a broken pencil.
Ahhhaaaa!!!
I just called Bones!! He laughed at me!! I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. It was nothing MDaddy!! Good luck Paigey and Mickit!!! (the fight is on)
DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO TEXT HIM A PIC OF ME IN THE TARGET LINGERIE!! LOL YOU AIN’T GOT A CHANCE IN HELL AFTER THAT..LOL
Paigey. . I doubt that u do, my pups once held baby formula and they look like they still do.
Imma go make my afternoon cyber/phone sex call to Bones. . . see yaw lata.
Oh this is good (grabs popcorn and crosses legs). You hear that Paigey, she say she got bigger guns that you. Oooooooooo. What you gotta say about that??
@TX
I’m co-signing
hi baby b!..i missed ya with only a slight homo feel
YEAH…BUT THEY SAGGY NOW….LOL EVEN WHITE GIRLS ASK IF I GOT IMPLANTS! MAKE ME WANNA TOUCH MYSELF…LOL NO HOMO
LacyD
(Jon B playing in the back ground)Dont listen to what people say they dont know about you and me keep it out your mind cause its jealousy they dont about this here
@ Rebel,
Well…He sounds like he’s from NYC. I knew an “other” dude from NYC and he sounded just like that. Bones, are you an other? (other being african and such).
Paigey..cuz Tar-jhay {Target} don’t play lol~
Don’t make her get her ling-er-ree lol
lmao @ lacyd calling bones…lol
aww gee notch i missed’ed u too…with no kind of homo-ness attached….lol
@ The Fight
What in the hell is going on with the beef, Bones get your woman, and her Target Lingerie, up here acting a damn fool. LOL
Arguing over a 230lb man with a bald fade??? GTFOH!
Talking about he brown skinned with a deep voice…never mind ladies carry on with the fight!
THE MILK WENT SOUR…. PLUS I AIN’T GOT NO KIDS…I’M FREE FOR ACTIVE DUTY ANYTIME….YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN TALK TO HIM…BUT HE’S MY NEIGHBOR…SO I’MMA JUST PULL A MOKENSTEF ON YOUR ASS…”HE’S MINE YOU MIGHTA HAD HIM ONCE BUT I GOT HIM ALL THE TIME!” LMAO
where the freak is bones…is his phone blowing up that much he can’t come and chit chat with the others that won’t call or can’t call (i AM cyber spoken for…lol)
MDaddy,
I knew it. I knew I could trust you. They really don’t know about us…Meet me in the camel toe room. I got something for you. Better yet, meet me at the house. Imma put on that black nighty that you like so much. You know the one with the thong.
wtf??????? i leave for a few mins come back and yall fighting over bones and shit…….lmmfao i am so glad i am cyber spoken for already…..ain’t that right bmama….
Lacy…girl quit leaving me out and pass me some of that good popcorn…it ain’t the holiday metal bin (cheese, caramel, butter) popcorn is it??
YEAH HIS ASS DISAPPEARED…..”BOSS” MUST HAVE CAME THROUGH AND SNATCH HIS ASS UP…WHERE’S MY BOO?!
yup! @ mtw….so glad…even though both our hubby’s are cyber missing…lol
is his phone blowing up that much he can’t come and chit chat with the others that won’t call or can’t call
^^^^^^^DEAD……lmmfao
@lacyd
Ahhhaaaa!!!
I just called Bones!! He laughed at me!! I just wanted to see what the fuss was about. It was nothing MDaddy!! Good luck Paigey and Mickit!!! (the fight is on)
^^^^you know I had to copy…can I get some red vines with the popcorn..cause I think its on between Paigey and Mickit.
MTW & BMama,
I just talked to him. He REALLY does have a nice voice. He sounds just like he described himself. But I’m spoken for (in real life and cyber life), so again I say THE FIGHT IS ON (grabbing popcorn again).
Mickit,
Ooooooooo…She said your milk went sour. I wouldn’t take that girl.
yup! @ mtw….so glad…even though both our hubby’s are cyber missing…lol
^^^^^lmao oh well we still spoken for tho can’t nobody take our men……cause they belong to us…..
@ Lacyd
AHH so it is like that Lacyd, what about empowerment, you bout to go get you some.. I ain’t mad at you, well kinda. * Starts pouting in the singles ladies club*
got damn it lacy i wanna know how the nigga sound…..shit my hand is tiching to dial…..how did you ask for his ass tho…..
@ lacyd imma just take yalls word on it that he has a nice voice…yup lol
**in Sapphyri’s voice** “Gary,yo lips dry huh, you wanna use my lip chap?”
mtw…and B’mama…that ain’t even cool…y’all cyber spoken for and got lil inside jokes n’stuff lol
Y’all don’t know, I COULD be cyber-spoken for and he just mute…lol
(passes tx the popcorn, points and laughs at Paigey imagining her driving by Bones’ house looking for Mickit’s car).
got damn it lacy i wanna know how the nigga sound…..shit my hand is tiching to dial
^^ me too but long distance charges r a bish! lmao
MTW & BMama,
Just call. He’s really nice. He’s talked to quite a few of us already. I just introduced myself as Lacyd from Bossip. He don’t bite, trust me. We didn’t talk long at all. I just wanted to see what the fuss was about.
Y’all don’t know, I COULD be cyber-spoken for and he just mute…lol
^^^lmmfao!!!! u so damn silly!
LacyD
Dont forget the pumps
True Gem,
I’m sorry girl. You know a good man is hard to find. And I want my cyber marriage to work. I don’t wanna be another statistic.
lol lacyd….i would if i were stateside..and NOT sick…lmao but like i said long distance is a mess…I wouldn’t have to pay but he would and i don’t know him like that…lol
***MICKIT*** YOUR ASS GOT REAL QUIET…EITHER YOUR “TRYING” YOUR BEST TO HOLLA AT MY MAN OR YOU WENT TO GO PUMP OUT THEM SOUR TITTIES..LOL (JUST KIDDIN’ GIRL YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU LIKE A STEP PLAY COUSIN-IN-LAW)
lunch time!
bye heffas and m-daddy lol
@ Lacyd
Shakes hand with Lacyd to end the cyber beef with her and MDaddy.
As soon as she turns her back, she waves bye to her and she steals one of her pumps MDdaddy told her to bring. teehee.
@ txshawty
(I GUESS i want y’all to free O’Dizzle *rolls eyes*)
lol @ LacyD
{ring}
{ring}
LacyD: Please don’t pick up, please don’t pick up…I don’t have any conversation prepared.
Bones: {deep, nice voice} Hello.
LacyD: Bones?
Bones: Yea, wassup, who is this?
LacyD: Bones Jordan?
Bones: Yes…who is this?
LacyD: {hangs up}
Bones: Hello?
Bones: Hello?
Woman: The person you are trying to reach is not available at this moment. Please hang up and try again…If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.
________________________________________________
AAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! ______DEAD!!!______
Bones is too brave! I hope you ain’t lookin’ for love in all the wrong places (but hey – why NOT here).
@Bmama and MTW
I 2nd what lacyd said…he does sound nice! I had to call and let him know what he started..
I just wanna know the time/place for the fight? is it going be like “my house” was saying yesterday (sorry that was some funny mess):-)
Just call. He’s really nice. He’s talked to quite a few of us already. I just introduced myself as Lacyd from Bossip. He don’t bite, trust me. We didn’t talk long at all. I just wanted to see what the fuss was about.
^^^^^^lmmfao fuck it imma dial, but i got a feeling this nigga head gon be bigger than all outside if we keep calling…..he feeding offa this shit
WHY IS EVERYBODY ELSE ABLE TO CALL EXCEPT ME!? lol
I feel like that special kid with glasses thick enough to fry a rat under the sun on the sidewalk and sitting on the side of the playground hoping to be with the ‘popular Bossip kids’, but not really wanting to bring attention to myself b/c my glasses are not whats hot in the street
lol
Just call. He’s really nice. He’s talked to quite a few of us already. I just introduced myself as Lacyd from Bossip. He don’t bite, trust me. We didn’t talk long at all. I just wanted to see what the fuss was about.
^^^^^^lmmfao fuck it imma dial, but i got a feeling this nigga head gon be bigger than all outside if we keep calling…..he feeding offa this shit
***********************
If he aint feeding off of it he is doing something else…Just get a towel Bones!!! How else can we explain this mans absence. umhum!
Shakes hand with Lacyd to end the cyber beef with her and MDaddy.
As soon as she turns her back, she waves bye to her and she steals one of her pumps MDdaddy told her to bring. teehee.
_______________________
(Fake laughs) Mmm Hmm. We cool, we cool.
SHE DON’T WANT NONE….CAUSE I PERSONALLY KNOW THAT JAMAICAN CRAZY NICCA FROM BELLY…”YOU WAN TEST ME, COME THEN, ME NO FRAID’ OF NO PUSSY RASSBUMMACLOT!” LMAO
lol calling now……hmmmmmm
MTW,
Let us know what you think.
TX,
Slow down on the dialing. Or calm down (picturing TXshawty holding her phone dialing the first 3 digits getting her words together).
@ Lacyd
(Fake laughs) Mmm Hmm. We cool, we cool.
__________________________________________
LOL for real cause I can picture that.
(Rolls Eyes) and puts on a fake smile.
lol he sound ai’igt……lmao i mean my panties still dry…….fa real tho he sound good…..i feel like a damn idiot calling tho…..we acting like a bunch of damn school girls in this muthafucker……stop messing with yall….
AM I GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT ALL YOU HOOKERS UP IN HERE FOR MY MAN’S LOVE?! LMAO
YOU KNOW HE’S OVER THERE JUST CHEESIN’ LIKE A PLEASED PUSS! “YEAH BITCHES LOVE MY SWAGGER!”
I GOT HOES …IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES…LOL
^^^^You got me dying True. But back to character. Yeah girl, he told me he was gonna buy me a ring. He ever let you take his Black American Express card. No…I didn’t think so. Do you pray with him? No…Cause you a sideline hoe (I always hated that Monica Song, it is so degrading to her).
@MTW
LMAO…you right!
LacyD…lol Talkin bout
Txshawty looking at the phone: Hi bbbb-. Nah, that sounds corny.
Shawty: What it do, B–, nah, too hood.
Shawty: Boooones! long time no—nah, I ain’t never seen him before
Shawty: Oh excuse me, may i speak to Bones Jordan?
lol!
NOT!
Yep, you gone have to fight all of us cause I have been in the single ladies club for 6 mon, I done drank every drank at the bar, and you a newbie come up in here taking the last good SANE freak up on Bossip.
MTW,
I felt like an idiot too. And yes, bones is probably boning up right now. Him and MoDot got a lot of pull with the ladies. MoDot got a damn campaign for his freedom and he probably just vacationing or something. (lowering head feeling like i need to get a life).
I just want to know…did he buy any LOTION with the money from the last eBay sale?
LacyD I thought I was the only one who thought monica sounded stupid for that song.
I’m like, ‘EX-SQUEEZE me, but that don’t make you sound any less lame for sitting up there KNOWINGLY accepting status as the NUMBER ONE! Baby please, i”m THE ONE…the only one! You sound dumb for still being there, and knowing where he’s at, and thinking you still running ish, b/c if you were, he wouldn’t be out or have time to do you dirty! lol’
Ish made me mad lol
I agree with you Lacyd, they probably boning someone right now and we up here acting a fool.
AM I GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT ALL YOU HOOKERS UP IN HERE FOR MY MAN’S LOVE?! LMAO
YOU KNOW HE’S OVER THERE JUST CHEESIN’ LIKE A PLEASED PUSS! “YEAH BITCHES LOVE MY SWAGGER!”
I GOT HOES …IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES…LOL
^^^^^ahhahhahhahh paigey said she gon fight for her man……he prolly think we a bunch of simple ho’s anyway……all of us cept his boo paigey…..and lacy, don’t feel bad cause if you need a life, then i damn shole’ do, i talk to yall more than i do my real ppl…..lmao
I just youtube the sideline ho song Monica. Wow! is all I gone say.
Gem…you’ve never heard the song b4?
ahhahhahhahh paigey said she gon fight for her man……he prolly think we a bunch of simple ho’s anyway……all of us cept his boo paigey…..and lacy, don’t feel bad cause if you need a life, then i damn shole’ do, i talk to yall more than i do my real ppl…..lmao
__________-
We have already established that you love your for PLAY-PLAY ppl more than your REAL LIFE ppl lol
sure fire ego booster, get on bossip desrcibe yaself, put ya number on here and wait on the compliments to start pouring in……lmao
lol @ shawty, you know you my number one cyber lil sister 4 life, but you got one mo’ time to get outta line, and i swear, no more fried bologna sammiches for you missy……
@ Txshawty
Nope never heard of that song, I still on the Boy is Mine and Just One of them Days Monica.LOL
I wasn’t feeling her everytime the beat drop so I was done with her.
Mtw lol…{peep the pronunciation…cuz if don’t nobody else know how this sounds, YOU do lol}
Yea-uh ma-uhm.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm fried bologna….
bones, get on here and tell us who had the sexiest voice outta all ya calls, i know it wasn’t me cause i felt like a damn fool calling in the 1st place, i bet lacyd sound sexy tho huh…..NO HOMO…she just strike me as a sex kitten…..
ya’ll – RazB has been found … at MR.CHOW’S with CHRIS STOKES!!!
or should I say 
Gem…Its ok..sometimes I want that Monica back too lol!
lmao @ shawty…….
paigey please tell me you against fried bologna, my daughter po ghetto child is an addict of fried bologna she could eat 3 times a day…..
I don’t even like bologna, but when It’s fried…its’ kinda nice lol!
lol @ mtw tryna have a Bossip’s Most Sexiest Voice contest!
@me that’s who
Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens
why i still wanna call bones….lmao
why my lunch wasn’t enuff
and
Why i wanna chop my nose off *sniffle* *then thinks i might look like mike jackson….naw that’s not a good look*
Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens
^^^^^lmao we know where his vote is @…….
TX,
Your words exactly on the Monica Song. I was mad too. I had to hurry up and change the song everytime I heard the song.
MTW,
I bet I won too. Paigey prolly sounded desparate (like when you gone call me back – no offense Paigey, awe hell, take offense LOL). Rebel called, she may give me a run for the money!!! Lord only knows what Mickit told him. They probably arranging a meet and greet right now. Both are missing. Call him back girl and see what he doin? (Shit he signed up for this once he posted his ACTUAL number). Bones can’t be fine. He just can’t be.
@me that’s who
Take it from me My lacyd is the sexiest of the sex kittens
^^^and how you know M-daddy!!! lmao u just tryin to get outta the dogghouse…
Aww Mdaddy,
You are soo good to me (looking over at True Gem).
True,
You see that, SEXIEST of SEX KITTENS!!! Take that, take that!!
and mdaddy how you know how sexy lacyd is?????? these cyber hookups just keep on going……
I love all yall. God bless the four lovelys(not as lovely as Paigey I bet) that hit me up.
@MTW, thanks for a non compliment(called and like uhhhhhhh, oh I just wanted to hear what you sounded like) cool baby then I read your panties are still dry. GTFOH!! LOL. Kidding, but thanks yall.
@ Paige, Imo get the pic asap.
Ooooo Bones,
Who won the sexy girl voice contest that MTW just threw out there?
MTW,
I bet I won too. Paigey prolly sounded desparate (like when you gone call me back – no offense Paigey, awe hell, take offense LOL). Rebel called, she may give me a run for the money!!! Lord only knows what Mickit told him. They probably arranging a meet and greet right now. Both are missing. Call him back girl and see what he doin? (Shit he signed up for this once he posted his ACTUAL number). Bones can’t be fine. He just can’t be.
^^^^^ahhahhahhahh this fool talking bout call him back, why i gotta be the thirsty chick, you call him, i got what i went for when i called the 1st time…….lmmfao i feel like i am @ a slumber party and we making prank calls and shit…..where in the fuck are the s’mores……
@ bones i wanna get blessed even tho i didn’t call…lmao
where in the fuck are the s’mores……
^^^ I love s’mores!!! lol
M-DADDY you don’t get to vote, lol…that vote would be so rigged that you’d stuff the ballot and put your name at the bottom of EACH vote, just to prove your love to Lacy lol We be like, ‘wonder how she won’ all sarcastically.
LacyD…all the more reason for him to look good. He posted his number, and (from y’alls testimonies lol) he sounds good…why NOT voluntarily post a pic or number when you know you look and sound good!? lol
That nigg’s bold and the beautiful with his stuff lol
@MTW, thanks for a non compliment(called and like uhhhhhhh, oh I just wanted to hear what you sounded like) cool baby then I read your panties are still dry. GTFOH!! LOL. Kidding, but thanks yall.
^^^^^^lmmfao bones i ain’t even gon’ lie i was all nervous and shit……what was i s’pose to say……but you do sound good boo fa real…….i mean if paigey wasn’t ya chick i’d have phone sex with you…..
@MTW
whats a slumber party without calls? wasnt it fun though!
TXshawty,
4 Real, but I’m just hoping. Me and MDaddy just got back on good terms.
MTW,
Paigey don’t seem too stable behind her man, I’d give serious thought to sorta kinda flirting with him!!
Bones sound like he’s accepting an Academy Award…’God Bless the Two lovelys that hit me up’ lol
I just bid twenty-five dollars for the item on ebay. I got it like that because pimpin pays well. That is one of my many hoes next to me if anyone is interested. She is a cash cow!
^^^ I love s’mores!!! lol
^^^^^^lmao bmama gon be the girl @ the party sampling all the damn snacks……..and rebel the shit was fun, we should have a slumber party like once a month and get a nigga to leave his number so we can call and be like is ya refrigerator running……lmao
I wanna hear my Mdaddy’s voice now. Daddy boo, be bold like bones and post your number!!! I promise I’ll be the only person to call LOL!!!
@txshawty
Come on Shawty now you got me sounding like George W Bush. LOL
MTW,
Paigey don’t seem too stable behind her man, I’d give serious thought to sorta kinda flirting with him!!
^^^^^lmao lacyd quit it, paigey ain’t bout to kick my ass shit……that is her man and mdaddy, come get ya woman she over here starting mess…..
M-Daddy…exactly Daddy Bush lol
mtw…[grabs arm] Don’t get yourself in trouble tryna phone sex Bones…that’s further than what you do with your cyber man, Shot! lol…That’s live voices like a mug lol
This is the old atmosphere I remember, where everybody laughed and had a good time. Before people was all upset and angry and not having fun.
This thread is back to the the old days!! When we came here to get a good laugh!
Y’ALL STILL HERE DAMN, LOL.
CHECK OUT THE HOMEPAGE. WHY IS CO CO’S COOTER SUFFOCATING…..
I still ain’t called….some of us gotta look busy at work…lol I will at lunch and if Bones wants he can give you the scoop…I’m a grown ass woman I gotta handle the job situation first…a sista is trying to start a business so I don’t need no white folks polking over my shoulder to find out if I’m on a personal call…cause once I gotta give them the evil side-eye you know they gonna fire my black ass..lol so I gotta be smooth…
****BONES****
THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY WORDS OF COMMITMENT TO YOUR CYBER BOO BABY…I’LL BE WAITING FOR THAT HANDSOME PIC.
I BET BONES IS PACKING TOO….DAMN I GOTTA GET LAID MORE REGULARLY…LOL
BONES BABY I’MMA PUSH MY OTHER TENDERONI OUT THE WAY IF YOUR SEXY…I CAN’T RESIST A MAN AROUND THAT AGE…
***LADIES***
IF YOU DON’T KNOW I’MMA TELL YOU…BROTHERS AGES 26-29 ARE IN THEIR PRIME…IF BETTA ASK SOMEBODY! LOL
, we should have a slumber party like once a month and get a nigga to leave his number so we can call and be like is ya refrigerator running……lmao
^^^
LMMFAO….stoopid…lol
@ LacyD, sweetheart(gotta remember Paige is my girl now) you are very cute, if that is your real photo which I believe it is. But why the hateration, I bet you he ain’t fine. He can’t be, he just can’t be………………………………… yeah right, I’m a real nigga so I can’t say I’m fine(that sound like some shit Omarion or Kanye would say) but I know I’m very handsome without sounding like I’m full of myself which I aint. But I’ll be fine for you LacyD. LOL.
@ Lacyd
Looks at Lacyd he don’t know how to work it no way, you can have em. LOL Joking I don’t know you playa. My new man is Ashy Gary, you know how it is you got to mold a man into what you want him to be. I am going to disinfect him, give him a bath and some cosmetic surgery on his whole face and he will be my Reggie Bush. LOL
Lacy D
I aint got no shame 925 349 0597. PLAY NICE YALL!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!
@ Paige, I just hope it ain’t too big for you baby(when we get there, I know we’re both freaks but damn) I mean at 5′ and all.
truly sad….he look like he been playing in baby powder!
WELL COT DAMN!
I wanna call somebody…damn long distance charges!!!!! damn them to hell…lmao
Bones
you led the way pimpin I’m a follow ya so you aint the only one out there
@ MDADDY, that’s my dog!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s there to be scared of….. for real. That’s my dog, that’s my dog!!! Nigga!!! Just remember who did it first muhfuckas!!
WTFurby lol!??????????????
Mtw & B’mama…it’s more numbers flying around in here in one day, than it has been on Sesame Street in 30 years! lol
OH SHIT…WHOSE NUMBER IS THAT?!?! BUT HE AIN’T GAVE A DESCRIPTION SO HE COULD BE AN ASHY GARY FOR ALL WE KNOW…DON’T MATTER TO ME I GOT MY BOO! SEE I AIN’T TRIFFLING I AIN’T GONNA CALL YA’LL MAN NUMBER..I GOT CLASS I’M FROM THE SUBURBS…LOL
I did call bones, so damn…I am tempted to…but that is Lacyd man.LOL
@ MDaddy, fo sho my nigga!! You got me hype, where strong at so we can show what real niggas is made of got dammit!!
@ Paigey, I forgot to compliment you on your knowledge of the REAL MILE IN THE D. Do you have people up here darling?
Gem…you gone have get him some knee extensions to make him taller, as well as lotion FOR those new knees…
@bones & mdaddy…ya’ll are the illest putting that all out in the open like that.
@Bmama
Imma give you my company conference # and dial-in code and you can talk to Bones & Mdaddy there
It’s an 866 # so its free for all!
wtf….more numbers……
Bones
Man you know you my brotha from another motha
LMAO @ TX.
and I can’t call none of them…aww shucks! lol
YEAH I’M 5′0″ BUT YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE…SHORT WOMEN IS WHERE IT’S AT!! FLEXIBLE IS THE WORD OF THE DAY…PLUS I’M THICK….AND CARIBBEAN SO YOU KNOW I GOT THAT GOODIE GOODIE WITH THE HIP ACTION AND KUNG FU GRIP PUSSY…LOL
@True Gem
you brave for taking that one on. I’d be real scurred his ash might cut me LOL
@Paigey
TMI….TMI..
lol @ Bones…y’all are to hype up in here…only to be brought down that it’s not quite Friday yet…Dang, lol…I brought my OWN self down with that one.
Gem, you bet not TERCH that phone, you and Lacy JUST reconciled {fake-like, but it’s still reconciliation} lol
@ Rebel78
Thats luv pimpin
lmao @ rebel i can call from work but for bones and m-daddy it would be international charges on their phones and I AIN’T PAYING! lol
MTW,
I’m sorry girl, but paigey put that stank in her voice when talkin bout her man.
True Gem,
I’m glad we could come to an agreement. Mdaddy means a lot to me, I’m glad you can see things my way. (saves true gems phone number for future I can’t find MDaddy moments).
Mdaddy,
Bet I’ll call!!! But be warned, the rest of the ladies will probably call too if I put your nice phone voice on blast. I just want to hear you, I can’t really have a conversation though because I’m at work.
Bones,
That’s just my denial talking. All this advertising you’re doing, I’m just hoping you’re not selling a lemon. And yes, that’s the real me.
I GOT MY BOO! SEE I AIN’T TRIFFLING I AIN’T GONNA CALL YA’LL MAN NUMBER..I GOT CLASS I’M FROM THE SUBURBS…LOL
^^^^^lmmfao i got class damn it, i already told yall i fry my bologna that is very classy, paigey tryna to get all sadiddy cause she got bones……
Yay we gotta nother shortie, go PAIGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have been inducted into Shawty’s Shorties~ lol
SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao
*****Rebel78*****
OKAY OKAY TMI, BUT I BET YOU BONES LIKED IT….WE ARE OF THE SAME FREAKY CLOTH. LMAO
@Lacyd
Its all good boo. I’m at work too.
SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao
^^^^^shout out to shawty for being a southern sista like me…..lmao
I really shouldn’t call Mdaddy
This would be the conversation:
MDaddy: Hello
Gem: Can I speak to Mdaddy
Mdaddy: Dis him
Gem: What it do.
Mdaddy: What size bra do you wear?
Gem: It’s me Gem off of Bossip, what did you say. So yeah Mdaddy um how is life in Oakland.
Mdaddy: Do you wear panties in a short skirt.
Gem: Mdaddy can you hear me, um I said how is (interups me)
Mdaddy: How fat is your ass? Do you like to smoke that green.
Gem: Mdaddy eff this, you are so disrespectful,
(interupts me again)
Mdaddy: shut up and bring yo ass here drop it like it is hot, alight nicca hurry up for Lacyd get back. LOL
Paigey…me and MTW lived in the suburbs before!
BEFORE they actually became the suburbs, but heck we was in the same area, so TECHNICALLY we were there.
Ain’t that right, MTW?! lol
@ Lacyd
We still cool right.
so what mdaddy sound like yall, cause i refuse to call nan nother man that post his number up here……lol
well damn MTW!! lmao i’m a southern sista too…i did grow up in fla.
True Gem,
DEAD!!! Girl you crazy!!!
SHOUT OUT to Paigey for being a caribbean sista like me!!! lmao
^^^^^shout out to shawty for being a southern sista like me…..lmao
^^^^^^^^^^^
AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! AND i’m her cyber-biological sista so we really beat y’all TWO ways! lol
Kill two birds with one stone…lol
*****me that’s who says*****
GIRL YOU AIN’T LIVED TILL YOU HAD SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS, BISCUITS, GRITS AND YES……FRIED BOLOGNA!
*****BONES*****
OH YEAH YA’ GIRL CAN COOK TOO!! SO AFTER I’M DONE GIVING YOU THE COOCHIE OF THE CENTURY I’LL FIX YOU A PLATE. LMAO
@ M Daddy, for sho doc, you know D boys and niggas from the town damn near got the same culture(Rafael Saddiq even did a song about it in 04 when the Pistons won the title) and Oakland is really like the west coast’s version of Detroit. Or rerverse it if you want to but you know what I’m sayin.
@ Paigey, yes ma’am I know I gotta bring a lunch fuckin with yo’ good coochie havin ass and you know how to work it…… I can’t wait. Up 94 fo sho!!!
@Paigey
I’m sure he did..but next time give me notice so I can cover my eyes before you do that kind of talk….I am innocent
LOL
and I see you holding it down for 5 footers like me and TX!!
Calling MDaddy…NOW!! Let his wife be the first.
And yes True Gem, we still cool. As long as MDaddy picked me.
Paigey…me and MTW lived in the suburbs before!
BEFORE they actually became the suburbs, but heck we was in the same area, so TECHNICALLY we were there.
Ain’t that right, MTW?! lol
^^^^^thank you very much lil sis for setting paigey straight, how many ppl you know from the bubrs that know bout them damn fried bologna sammiches huh????? lol
lol @ TRUE!
M-DADDY just interrupts you…lol
Whew Lawd!
Nasty and Ashy!
Bad Combination!
I’m still mad i can’t call nobody…lol
GONE TO CALL MY BOO…DETAILS AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE.
@PaigeyWaigey
Naw I’m far from Ashy Gary. I’m not as tall as my Dawg Bones but 5ft10 aint that short. I weigh 185lbs 5% body fat. See I know all this becaue I work part time as a personal trainer Just an FYI
What it dew fam?
tx,
MTW,
B-Ma!
Dang it must be rough…dang homie…and Bossip yall are wrong for keeping up with his postings cause that mess is hillarious shoot he should get paid cause you can’t buy this type of comedy anywhere else
DO NOT CALL MDADDY!!! He is so mine. Very nice, laid back, sexy kind of voice. He beat Bones (well for me). And I’m not just saying that. (wishing I knew what he looked like). I’m so saving his number.
and I see you holding it down for 5 footers like me and TX!!
^^^^^wtf, am i a midget or some shit then, or naw yall the midgets cause i am 5′3….i prolly would tower of yall lil asses huh…..
B’mama…ok I’ll entertain you…{goes in to martin JEROME mode}
What’s up, B’mama….so you can’t CAAAALL nobody!
My probation thang ain’t gone BE alright!
{pulls out gold tooth…there’s a lil bit of chicken from KFC in it, back to the convo}
Where was i?! Yea my probation thang ain’t gone BE alright!
Yo Bones Im already up on the history of it. I just talked to my wife and UMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! She sounds as sexy as she looks
I’ll be back in 1 yall. Gotta do some calls(I don’t call telephone calls work).
LMAO @ TX!!!!
thank u for entertain’n me….no homo lol
M-Daddy..that was so MESSY to tell us you’re a fitness trainer…if I was violent I would punch you in those abs of steel {snaps back} Yea! Don’t be starting stuff up on here lol!
Lacy get your man, please!
mtw…i’m 5′2′ so yea you gotta an inch on me lol
@Lacyd
Call me again sometimes and I will give you my e-mail address so I can send you a picture
Daddy,
You’re a fitness trainer??? WOW. Sooo, what do you look like?
Txshawty
Dont trip its all Lacyd’s
Daddy,
I’ll text you my email address.
If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol
G’Head! Hate On Me!
^^^^^lol no clue who this is but what’s up…..
and eff yall and all ya cyber hookups….make me sick and shit……i am soooooo jealous….
@TX
If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol
^^^^^^DEAD..LMAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*Bahama sits in the corner mad cuz everybody ELSE is getting called sexy and ish and calling ppl*
I wanna be called SEXY!!!!
LMMFAO – I AM JOKING….lmao
M-Daddy…yes sir
{goes back into lonely best friend ‘Waiting to exhale/Soul Food/Eve’s Bayou/How Stella Got Her Groove Back/any other black movie’ solitude} lol
If this ain’t non-millionairenon-celebsdating.com! lol
^^^ LMMFAO!!! i gotta come up with a new word for u cuz silly ain’t gone cut it no more….lmao
Daddy,
You’re a fitness trainer??? WOW. Sooo, what do you look like?
^^^^^^look @ her all sprung and shit, what if he hadda said he was in pharmacuetical sales lacyd, would you have been all hype bout his ass then…..lmao i think not…..
LacyD
Carmel skin, Bald head light mustach no beard because of my job. And not the training job. During the day I’m a sales coordinator. 5ft 10 185 wear size 11 1/2 shoe. Just thought I throw that out there
What’s up G’Head
{nudges B’mama, and Mtw…whispers}
Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.
TX
^^^^^
{i dunno}
*Bahama sits in the corner mad cuz everybody ELSE is getting called sexy and ish and calling ppl*
I wanna be called SEXY!!!!
^^^^^lmmfao see what i’m talking bout, concieted so check this out, since we both mad as hell cause our sexy asses ain’t getting’ no compliments, i say we big up each other….NO HOMO…
bmama is the sexiest carriben chick alive…..now you try it….lol and remeber to put the no homo disclaimer in there okay….
DAMN is every male on here bald? lmao what do yall in the cold w/o hats…..lmao
Oooh B’mama…{jumping up and down} What’s my new name, what’s my new name?!
I went from #2 arse, to silly, to {drumroll}______???
Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.
Patent.
B’mama I know right!? Is lack of hair mandatory for men to log on to Bossip!? Do they scan their domes before entry!? lol
LacyD
Carmel skin, Bald head light mustach no beard because of my job. And not the training job. During the day I’m a sales coordinator. 5ft 10 185 wear size 11 1/2 shoe. Just thought I throw that out there
^^^^^lmmfao stop lying….fuck it imma describe myself…..i am 5′3 bout 373lbs thick light stasche with a beard light eyes, i have a false leg, and i love to jet ski…..
Bahama Mama wants her hubby back FREE HUBBY!!!
Y’all who is G’Head?? lol I am…so…lost.
Patent.
^^^^^^^^^
Oh ok, that’s who I thought, especially wit the ‘what it dew’ and the fact he only spoke to us lol
WHAT IT DO, PATENT!?
LMMFAO @ MTW!!!!!
mtw is the FINEST/Sexiest david banner fan…(lmao i sure i’m right…lol)
No homo
Hot diggy damn @ Mdaddy I wonder if he really look like that. hummmm Did I do sumthing to him that dude act like he don’t want to talk to me. I see he trying to get his mack on but damn I ain’t trying to mess up your make believe relationship.LOL Do you playa, he just acting a little cold to a sista. sheez!
(taking break from working..trying to catch up and I gotta read over 500 post??? damn yall….just damn…)
what is this..black match. com
whats with all the hookin up in here??
went from #2 arse, to silly, to {drumroll}______???
^^^ LMMFAO……i don’t even know…
^^^^^lmmfao stop lying….fuck it imma describe myself…..i am 5′3 bout 373lbs thick light stasche with a beard light eyes, i have a false leg, and i love to jet ski…..
_____________________
Girl you sound good (no homo!!!)
Lacyd
That was my work number. I didnt give my cell because I would be able to answer it in the office so call me and I will give it to you
mtw lol…leg be falling off in the water, that’s why we had to switch from wooden peg leg to 100% aluminum foil leg…yes I said aluminum b/c our medical insurance didn’t cover steel legs, so we had to get mtw a aluminum one…she wraps her leftovers in it at night when she’s going to sleep, she figures she gone be sleep and wont be using it at night…but er ruh..she sdon’t know that I was planning on pranking her, by yelling ‘FIYAHHHHH!’ so she’s hop out teh bed and have to take all the leftovers outta the foil as quick as she can and reshape her leg b4 she can run out the house on her aluminum leg lol!
MDaddy,
email me your pictures (lacyd_1999@yahoo.com). Don’t care about random emails!!!
LMAO @ drock’s name
LMAO @ notch!!! err body’s just feelin the love…lol
is there no new low that Gary won’t stoop to geeeshhh, Gary..I mean everybody is hiring….he could even work in a nice department store where he would have access to nice clothes, LOTION and could probably sign autographs with well oiled hands on his lunch break!!
she wraps her leftovers in it at night when she’s going to sleep….
************OH LORD…DEAD**********
TXSHAWTY (wiping tears…sniff, sniff) U R A FOOL
This is MAD fun. All the hook ups, all the wars between cyber single women. BMama missing O’Dot and hating that she’s sick and sounds like a tranny and not being able to call long distance. It’s just too much fun!!!
@lacd & MDaddy, will we be seeing cyber babies up in here?
what is this..black match. com
whats with all the hookin up in here??
^^^^^^lmao they horny in here 2day….
I love you DROCK with all the NO HOMO being in me!
@A True Gem
It aint like that Gem. I really enjoyed your little phone call skit. LOL But I know my boo Lacyd will tell you I’m a complete gentleman
LMAO @ lacyd
I’m glad ur having fun at my expense….lmao but this was fun…lol
Poor Gary……now he can’t get a job lickin’ envelopes !!
Daddy Boo,
No I won’t tell her how much of a gentleman you are (but on the cool Gem, he is).
rules for cyber dating!!
1. never send nudie pics..no matter how big ur ass or tities or dick is!!
2. never bring your cyber date home! take that cyber hoe to a motel!!
LacyD
I going to send them now
ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao notchavelli finna break it down fa yall…….
some of you are making fun at his misfortunes. Its sad.. He is not a drug user or an alcoholic from what I understand. He needs the money for medical treatment. So think about the bigger picture for a moment and realize anyone could fall under difficult times.
gone head NOTCH!!! lmao
3. never talk to ur cyber date on the phone when your sitting on the toilet..you dont know if they are recording the convo..youtube here we come!!
ok so mdaddy if i give lacy my e-mail is it okay for her to foward ya pics to me…..lmao sorry i had to ask i am nisy as hell, that’s that south coming outta me tho, we stay in ppls business…..
I LUVS U 2 TX……..(ditto on the no homo)
nisy=nosy
mtw…go back up and read about your leg lol.
Yall
Lets go on a search for Mr O-Dot for Bahama. I posted his picture on a Milk carton and the Amber Alert system. I’m here for ya Bahama
that’s that south coming outta me tho, we stay in ppls business…..
_________
I’m glad you said that…b/c it was the introduction to my question to M-Daddy and LacyD my dang self loL!
(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…
That is okay, I am gone fix Gary Coleman up and make him my man. He is my HAM right now, just wait until we auction off his Saturn and clothes, well take that money…and waste it. Just waste it like anybody else that get money.
You say you gone do all these big things with money and you end up wasting it.
Well I need to go and run some aerons I been on here since 9am.
OH M-daddy i knew u loved’ed me…lmao (no not in that way lacyd)
M-Daddy…you might not want to put him on the Amber alert…cuz then they’ll think he was messing with lil white girl and stop HIS search and start up a whole new one for lil ‘Amber’
i checked out the ebay and he got 17 bidders. i think the price is 64.00…
and what if his condition is keeping him from working a regular 9 to 5? we dont know so i wish people would stop assuming shit.
i know yall want to get ur lil e-laughs and make people laugh at ur stank ass comments but seriously grow up! u never know when ur going to be down and out and need a helping hand.
(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…
^^^me too. me too!!! lol
mtw…go back up and read about your leg lol.
^^^^^lmmfao i read it and i was ignoring you cause i refuse to die today, talking bout i put my leftovers in it…..ahhahhahhahhahh leave me alone shawty…..lol silly ass….lawd you be killing me tho…
Bye True….have fun messing with Aeron lol
J/K
(cyber pinching MTW…girl, I wanna see them pics to)…
^^^^^will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao
mtw…{innocent smile} But I be killing you with kindess.
notch-o-rama u finished?
^^^^^will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao
^^^^^^
You can call me thirsty all you want, Im just curious! If that makes me parched, dehydrated, or whatever then so be it lol.
Txshawty
LOL LMAO You probably right. And plus he might fit a description I know I do everytime the boys lookin for a black man
Be on the look out for an african American Male between 4 ft 2 & 6 ft 10 110lbs to 350 lbs wearin blue jeans a black hooded sweat shirt and Nikes
MDaddy,
No pics yet. (I’m sittin on the edge of my seat here).
I don’t care how broke he is, you can buy a vat of Vaseline at the dollar store for 99 cents, put a dollop in your hand, turn tap on and add water, rub together and grease up them ashy ass hands, feet and lips and that ish works like just like shea butter. ain’t nobody that broke you can’t afford a vat of vaseline. damn it Gary get it together!!!
You can call me thirsty all you want, Im just curious! If that makes me parched, dehydrated, or whatever then so be it lol.
^^^^^this is why i ignore you……lmmfao
Ya’ll,
Why I’m babysitting my inbox waiting on MDaddy to send them pictures.
HURRY UP MDADDY!!! The world is waiting on my diagnosis.
MDaddy,
No pics yet. (I’m sittin on the edge of my seat here).
^^^lacyd imma need u too e-mail them to me too….lmao *thinking hard to remember hi5 password*
Be on the look out for an african American Male between 4 ft 2 & 6 ft 10 110lbs to 350 lbs wearin blue jeans a black hooded sweat shirt and Nikes
__________
Lol…and that could be anybody lol!
Might as well just say ‘He black’ and let the dogs loose lol, smh
I’M BORED.
Ya’ll,
Why I’m babysitting my inbox waiting on MDaddy to send them pictures.
HURRY UP MDADDY!!! The world is waiting on my diagnosis.
^^^^yeah imma have to make my shit avaliable to you too so i can view them pics…..
80’s!!!
Correction: I mean the 4′2-6′10, 110-350 lbs could be ANYBODY lol
I sent them world
mtw….don’t ignore me, just pray that I receive mental guidance, lol.
mtw….don’t ignore me, just pray that I receive mental guidance, lol.
^^^^^lmao that is gon require alot of prayer, i’d have to be on my knees 24/7 damn that sounds wrong…..
Y’all i keep looking up at those Gary Coleman pics and they are really making me sad
lacyd imma give you my never check it e-mail and you foward them ho’s asap……lol
^^^^^lmao that is gon require alot of prayer, i’d have to be on my knees 24/7 damn that sounds wrong…..
_________
Ya know…I had something really smart and UN-CHRISTIANotistical to say, but I’m not lol
{WHY am I always passing off non-words as if they are?!}lol
I GOT IT!!!
i remembered my hi5 password lacyd imma send u a message…lol
Sure thing MTW.
Daddy Boo,
I still haven’t gotten them. Why are you cyber standing me up?
O Dot is on the same island as Tupac. Tupac is shouting to O Dot “Use leaves nigga. This paper is reserved only for my UNRELEASED series” lol
matter fact bmama when you get them just forward them to both my accounts please……
B’mama, you got my back right? I’mma be able to check my e-mail after work. lol
mtw…you should have my back to…forwarding all e-mails and pictures to the redcutie05 e-mail lol
And i officially have “mud butt”….
I sent 2 of them to you yo said lacy_1999@yahoo right?
SBM – i liked it better when u were posting lyrics…lol I kid I kid!!!
lol @ mtw and Tx… lol
O Dot is not being released. I should know
lacyd_1999@yahoo.com
you forgot the d – (lacyd underscore 1999@yahoo.com)
can I get in on the Mdaddy picture action too?
SBM…you needa STRONG BLACK WHOOPIN! lol {pats knee} C’mon, don’t fight it, it’ll be so much easier if you relax lol.
gotcha shawty…..lol
@bmama..yeh i admit the quality of my jokes have declined but i’m working on new material lol
will yall SHUTUP…. man ain’t said yes yet, gawd acting all thirsty and thangs, gon mess it up fa me……lmao
DON’T BE AKING ALL STERNGY N STUFF GIRLL….SHARE…(my mama would slap me for typing in ebonics)
DROCK mine would too…I be confused, typing with good grammar then ebonics-ing a sentence up lol
Just confused, thinking about a hand making its way to my face lol
lol @ drock i wouldn’t be acting all sterngy if you wasn’t so greedy…..gawd, imma let you know soon as i get them…..lmmfao sound like we working on a project here or some shit and we passing it from dept to dept….
lacy i just added you as a contact to my yahoo…..
@txshawty…lol i did just kill the bathroom though..opened up a window and everything. that last emergency is probably number 4 on the all-time greatest dumps list
O Dot is not being released. I should know
^^^whatchu talkin bout willis?
REBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! {sorry just wanted to randomly yell out your name…no homo}
BMama,
I was looking for your message. You bahama mama there too?
TX..you CRA-AZY
SBM….nevermind get of my lap…I don’t need you eeking gases out on me lol
lacyd if your slow poke ass don’t hurry up……lmmfao send the damn pics already, and all this shit could be avoided if evrybody with a damn yahoo just logged on there and we could all discuss his pics over coffee and shit……
@TXSHAWTY….back in 98 after a little league football game, i exploded a “firecracker” in that toilet..I used all the toilet paper in one stall, stealth moved to another stall and cut that roll of toilet paper in half..lol i don’t know why they give you oranges at halftime??that citrus fuck up my stomach..that was number 1 on the all-time dumps list
I sent them again this time to the right address
MTW,
Haven’t gotten the pictures yet.
@lacyd
naw on hi5 it’s my real name….but u know what imma just e-mail u on ur yahoo.
wtf is sbm talking bout…..lmmfao
Lacyd
I sent 2