Jesus Take The Wheel

Posted on January 4th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Britney Spears, In White Folks News, Jesus Take The Wheel, News, Rocks

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital early this morning after reportedly being on rocks and refusing to hand over her kids to K-Fraud.

K-Fraud is going to end up keeping the kids for good and getting more of her stacks. This sh*t is like a Jerry Springer show. SMH.

  • EDDIE AND TRACEY MAKE ONE FINE BLACK POWER CUTE COUPLE

    Its all an act see doesnt want the kids!

  • EDDIE AND TRACEY MAKE ONE FINE BLACK POWER CUTE COUPLE

    If someone wanted their children they would clean up and sort out themselves. This is Courtney Love all over again..isnt it?

    I believe Spears is more than happy to pay Kev the money, while she continues to pursue her singing career.

    This is just what it is, a little media stunt to make out she wants her children!

    Well, IMO, Britney Spears has more than enough money anyone in their 20′s every needs, and more than enough fame (even though she is turning all her hard work into CHEAP PARIS HILTON, KIM KARDARSIHITE AND NICOLE RICHIE fame)

    If she needs love, there is no greater love than the love of your children. They will be the ones who will love their parents unconditionally and all children want in the end more than anything else IS LOVE!

    If Britney is out getting drunk and getting drunk infront of her children…it is just another publicity stunt, which will in the end MESS UP her children and turn them into nervous wrecks for the future!

    All her children need is her their mummy!

  • http://www.xanga.com/wutuwaitn4 wuwu

    some warlock in Mexico predicted that Britney will commit suicide this year.

  • EDDIE AND TRACEY MAKE ONE FINE BLACK POWER CUTE COUPLE

    Sure she is half grinning in that piture? I had a fantastic father and a selfish mother…I know Britneys game, she is way tooo selfish…this even appears in her songs….they are all about herself, which is another sign of narissism!

  • EDDIE AND TRACEY MAKE ONE FINE BLACK POWER CUTE COUPLE

    Lets hope not wuwu, she needs help, but she isnt doing herself any favours!

    The sad thing about Britney was after her second child, she clearly suffered with post natal depression that wasnt being treated for…maybe because of her fame?

  • Kurt Eric Munroe

    Well I don’t wish for suicide, but I wish she would disappear, nonetheless.

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    This isn’t cute anymore. Something is wrong with Britney and I’m hoping this hospital trip will result in some kind of committment so she can get the help she needs.

  • AngelycAries

    I’m with Kurt. She obviously is crazy and needs help. Plus she can’t sing anyway.

  • kai

    LOL @ the chesire grin. This girl is a trip. BE A MOTHER BEETCH!!!!

  • Alana

    She needs help big time. Reading about this drama was better than watching my stories! Smiling as she’s been taken to the hospital WTF. She doesn’t want her kids ,she’s given up.

  • Betty Crocker

    She need to go ahead and let K-Fed and Shar Jackson raise those kids.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Mz GA

    SHE NEEDS PRAYER

  • http://www.myspace.com/phillystudio PHILLYDABOSS inda323

    GEE WIZ…..

    ima record britney a “leave the rocks alone” song

  • What about the Children

    my vote is for Kfed to get the children. Britney is just being ridiculous!!

  • crazy black lady

    WHEN IS SHE GOING TO JAIL OR TO THE PSYCH WARD? IF SHE WAS BLACK, SHE WOULD BE IN JAIL AND HER CHILDREN WOULD BE IN FOSTER CARE….

  • Strong Black Man

    lol this reminds of my freshman year in college..I had a roommate(white guy) take LSD…dude was on the 2nd floor of our dorm patio throwin his dresser piece by piece with clothes in it lol..A crowd obviously formed outside our place..The campus security came, by that time he was butt-naked..They put him in a straight jacket and i havent seen him since. Last I heard he is back home in Miami, living at his parents house, working at a casino..A couple months after that psychotic episode, a mutual friend told me he saw(phil) walking up I-95….lol lawd white folks is crazy

  • KITTEN

    POOR…JUST POOR.

  • Happy New Year

    This what happens when trailer trash believe they own hype. Hollyweird shoved her ass in front of us every day actin’ like she is what everyone wanna be. Now look at her and her sister. America — you can’t dress up trailer trash. ain’t nothin’ wrong wit her. She just found out that she a fraud, just like KFraud. Now he’ll have to step up fo real not just fo image

  • Rebel78 (Free MrODot)

    @SBM

    why you always got a relatable story to the post? LOL I do enjoy them though :-)

  • Jaycee

    She has problems thats for sure. She is the walking illustration that money without your right mind means nothing. I hope she gets the help that she needs and the photographers need to sit their vulture a$$es down.

  • Traycee – happy new year

    Damn Brit! smh

  • Dolla Bill

    @ Strong Black Man……Everybody has a good Acid (LSD) story. LOL I had a friend who took a bad trip from it….He saw Mickey Mouse and he kept pulling down his pants cause he thought he shyt himself. My friend was white also….LMAO

  • Strong Black Man

    hahahah^^^^dollabill

  • Curly Fries

    BWAHAHAHA!!! @ Dolla Bill

  • Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

    I have said this time and time again. Someone needs to shoot her with a elephant tranquilizer and lock her as up for about two months. Put a set of clippers and a pack of cigs in there with her and let her fight that sh$t out with her damn self, cause she obviously is beyond re-hab!

  • Soul Cry

    The girl needs help, and I agree that she suffers from post-partum depression and her life decisions (failing marriage), crashing career, and lack self awareness didn’t help the situation. She is, by choice, oblivious to true reality. She is too weak to face her problems… take responsibility and pick up the pieces. So she lives life trance.

    The children are just innocent bystanders in her train wrecked life.

    No one can help her until she wakes up.

  • andie

    At this point, those kids need to be with their father. They shouldn’t have to watch their mother go through this. If they were normal kids, child services would have snatched those babies away faster than you can say “unfit.”

  • Mz_Magnificent1

    Why don’t people understand Britney could careless about those kids…she probably doesn’t even want kids anymore. Yeah, its pretty fycked-up but some women could give a fyck less about being a mother…Britney is all about self and being a damned fool right now.

  • BORED @ WORK

    co-sign. she needs serious help but she needs to admit that she needs help. but she needs to get rid of the people around her whose only interest is her money and try to fnd someone or someplace where she can get over all of her issues.

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Andie, cosign 100 my baby.

  • Tom

    yeah, 2008 is not a good look for this chic … they need to keep her in that psych word until she sobers up and grows out her hair [cause bytches hair hasn't grown since {i thought white girls hair be growing hella fast}] anyway, like someone stated, this is all an act, she can’t WAIT until they cut off all ties – then she can at least say ‘i tried, ya’ll’

  • Z

    she needs to do like a suicide attempt. not like suicide. but an attempt. then get help. then disappear. boooring.

    but the suicde attempt would be interestingggg and entertainingggg

  • Curly Fries

    In the mornings I keep my TV on CNN News. They just reported that Britney has been hospitalized for mental testing for her upcomming child custody case.

  • Z

    tom. i agree about the hair and that it is act that she wants her kids back.

  • Dolla Bill

    Can you imagine if Britney was black? LOL They would’ve declared her ass insane a long time ago. SMH Crazy white folks makes for good stories/jokes and crazy black folks are just too damn scary according to society.

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    ^^^^^*said* and *reason* lol.

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Definitely girl interrupted!! SMDH

    And why was she sitting on the gurney smiling for the cameras? Yup, she’s has lost her marbles and really seems to thrive in this negative publicity.

  • Anonymous3

    Britney is gone….at this point she needs rehab which includes psycho therapy…you can curtail the drug and alcohol use but someone has to help her tackle the deeper issues…

    @ just sit…she was smiling like a fool cheshire cat on the gurney because she was drunk…or so the cops say

  • Blaqk

    @ F that

    he just want the nanny money and child support. He isn’t a “good Parent”, what does that mean anyway. Cause if that were true the first kids would’ve moved with him and Brit after they got married. That was the “better” household considering schools, space and available money

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    ^^^^^^^not if I put myself in that situation which could have EASILY avoided I wouln’t.

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    *MULTI*…damn, typing too fast again as usual lol.

  • Anonymous3

    Cinnabons…YUMMMM…in my best Homer Simpson voice

  • Blaqk

    But as we ladies know that there are more benefits to having sole control of the Kids tax time is rolling up again. School money increases child support when they get older and that figure does not include the Nanny. HE IS ABOUT TO BE PAID

  • jo

    Brit obviously has a mental disorder & she abuses drugs which just makes it worse. Besides that she’s very selfish. She had her 2 kids for the wrong reasons, to fill a void in her life. She stole K Fed from Shar, only to find out that he was just using her. Than she got a divorce. Being a star, being catered to, robbed her of coping skills. Reg ppl like us, know lifes about ups & downs. And were used to dissapointment. Brit wasn’t. So when her life wasn’t going exactly how she wanted it she brokedown. Children are about sacrafice, Brit selfish so how could she be a good parent?

  • Blaqk

    @Pusscat

    Girl those gavatars…I am at work why so explicit

  • lady N

    DAY 4 of the new year & brit is already starting.

    she’s never gonna get custody of her kids back.

    it’s a wrap!

  • dayg715

    i think i’m actually scared for her now. i clown on her all the time, but i don’t want anything to happen to that girl, y’all know what i mean, i don’t want to say it out loud.

  • awake

    I agree she needs mental help and drug rehab, but really, what the F@ck kind of problems does she really have? As someone else pointed out, this heffa is getting $750,000 a month off royalties and ish, coming out w/stank a$$ perfumes every other month, and don’t have to do sh!t but sit on her a$$. She needs to get her sh!t together. She doesn’t know real problems or struggles. I’m really kind of tired of hearing about her or seeing news about her. Tired a$$, sorry a$$, I apologize for my rant, but there’s people with real serious PROBLEMS out here…

  • Moreaces

    She needs help, but sadly she will never committ herself to get the help she needs. She has enough money, she really needs to move some where far away from hollywood, and just clear her mind. Of course she will never do that. She really does not need to have unsupervised visitation, if any at all. I still dont feel sorry for her, I know people like Britney, not rich, but with that it’s all about me attidude.

  • Nubian Goddess Vaginal Juices tastes Better with LSD

    Hey Nubi, why’re you so angry all the time? You need to some shrooms.

  • Nubian Goddess Vaginal Juices tastes Better with LSD

    Ooops some shrooms. Too much weed.

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Yeah she is spiraling outta control… I hope that she doesn’t kill herself… just go back to Alabama or Louisiana or whatever hicktown she came from and get back to normal.

  • Blaqk

    @ pusscat

    (obviously late) GEE WIZZ BLAQK DO YOU LIGHTEN UP?

    Soooooooo funny I’m dying

    But seriously your gravi comes with a story. how creative, LMAO

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    I just heard that the judge award K-fed sole custody of the kids.

    Now she’s really gonna try and kill herself!!!

  • atlsprincess

    Bytch crazy. SMH at those nasty a$$ microbraids too in her greasy head. and why are the other sights reporting this ish like she won the Iowa caucus!!?!?! i mean Obama made history last night and we keep talking about this chick who looks like a cat has been sucking on her head. so dead at the perfume commericials. why hasn’t the record label dropped her? *me dialing J records* Brit Brit don’t care about those kids or anybody else. They need to lock her up a room with a “Starbuck’s” pump, some Newports, and play “Gimme More” until she decides to get her ish together. Shout out to K-Fed and his crew holding it down.

  • Reformed GammaRay

    is she smiling on the gurney?

  • dismymoney

    Well, its official. k-fed got the kids. I don’t like that dude, but it’s better than that crazy Brit.

  • MiStYbLuE

    I MUST HAVE OVERLOOKED THIS THREAD WHILE ARGUING WITH JUST SIT LOL

    THIS IS TRULY A SAD SITUATION BECAUSE THERE ARE CHILDREN ENVOLVED AND WHILE PEOPLE MADE A MILLION CRITICAL REMARKS ABOUT HER EX HUSBAND, HE’S ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR FOR THESE KIDS. THE COURT KEEPS TRYING TO GIVE HER A MILLION SECOND CHANCES & ALLOW HER TO KEEP HER KIDS BECAUSE SHE IS A WHITE WOMAN WITH MONEY, BUT MONEY WILL NOT RAISE A CHILD, AND IF LEFT TO DO SO THEY BECOME UNRULY AND DELIQUENT, AS MONEY NEVER TELLS A CHILD NO. IT ENABLES. MY TRUE HOPE IS THAT SHE CONCENTRATES ON FINDING SOME PEACE AND SOME SORT OF NORMALCY IN HER LIFE BECAUSE AT THIS POINT EVERY JOKE HAS BEEN TOLD AND THEYRE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE BECAUSE THERE IS TRULY A DEEPER ISSUE HERE THAN WHAT THE MEDIA IS EVEN SAYING. THIS GIRL IS TAKING MORE MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES THAN JUST MARIJUANA AND ALCOHOL. BUT HER GETTING HELP DOES START WITH HER ADMITTING SHE HAS A PROBLEM AND SHE HAS STATED SHE DOESNT NEED HELP. ONLY TRAGEDY OR HER OWN DEMISE WILL STOP HER AT THIS POINT.

  • MiStYbLuE

    @ STRONG.. I HAVE A LCD STORY TOO .. A KID I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH WAS TRIPPIN AND STARTED RUNNING THROUGH THE HALLWAYS SAYING THERE WERE ELEPHANTS TRYIN TO CHASE & EAT HIM. HE STARTED ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AND WHEN A SET OF KEYS FELL OUT HIS POCKET HE TRIED TO PICK THEM UP BUT COULDNT BECAUSE HE SAID THEY WERE TOO HEAVY .. THEN HE RAN OUTSIDE THE DORM, AND HID UNDER A BENCH IN A FETAL POSITION SO THE ELEPHANTS WOULDNT GET HIM. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM TOO LOL .. OH HE TOO WAS WHITE

  • wacky is what wacky does

    loool

    brit she knows how to keep the people wanting more she has turned herself notorious for all the reasons nonetheless this has to be the BIGGEST publicity stunt i have ever seen. don’t get me wrong i know she is a bit crazy, completely selfish and narccistic but she KNOWS what she is doing and im sure in that tiny confused rapidly deterioratin brain there is a reason for all the madness. so good luck britney!!

  • wacky is what wacky does

    * all the wrong reasons

  • krissy

    she just did this because she didn’t want all the buzz to be on her sister and her pregnancy..she wanted the attention back

  • Qi-Qi

    I feel for her and those kids. She should hand the checkbook over to Shar:-) Girl get your reparations for all of us. Clearly Brit has got enough money to go around.

  • Dee

    I should have been out of the door, about half an hour go, but altsprincess you had me laughing out loud over here!!

    Re: Britney, I was at work, waiting for someone in reception when an image of her being stretchered into an ambulance came up on the flatscreen T.V. It shouldn’t have come as a shock, but I still could not believe my two short sighted eyes….

    This girl it seems had too much too soon, and maybe in the early days too many “Yes” people around her with not enough support from others who were “brave” enough to tell her when she was wrong or needed some help with making better choices and decisions, etc.

    This is so sad for her (only 24 years old or something like that!) and her family, especially those two vulnerable, innocent babies. Sigh. I hope she now starts to get the help she so desperately needs….

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Brit is on a 72hrs. suicide watch!

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    K-ded said she ain’t never getting those kids back!!! so it looks like it a wrap for any Mommy&Me classes or play dates that she had planned then again she don’t do stuff like that with them anyway …oops my bad.

    Err’body ain’t cut out to be parents!

  • lovely and amazing

    I feel for her too. This is so sad. She has broken down. I can’t however wrap my head around why with an income of almost $800,000 per month she couldn’t hire proper around the clock nannies before she lost her kids. Crazy wealthy white people have never raised their own kids. They’re just mom but the nannies do the child rearing. This did not have to come to this. Like I said I feel for her but its hard to feel sorry for someone who can afford to heal and in pampered fashion if she wanted. She’s given up and just doesn’t care and this is just sad. Two babies with no mama. Sad.

  • ATLPRINCESS

    I don’t get how some of these celebrities have millions and live the good life and end up throwing it all away. Some get into drugs, Some go crazy and they don’t get help for their issues. They have the money to do it!! It’s so damn sad! They seriously don’t know how good they have it and how many people would love to be in their shoes. Money can’t buy happiness.But it can buy professional help.

  • http://www.WhyFame.com mike g

    If you want to see her in a better shape http://www.WhyFame.com

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