Update: Bey Gives Her Two Cents On Jacked Audio

Posted on April 22nd, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, News, We Broke It Here First!

Posted By Bossip Staff

Daddy Knowles

Cameras caught up with Bey to get her side of the “strangled-cat” audio fiasco. She claims she just heard about it, but all you fools have heard her sing live before so what’s the problem:

Papa Knowles’ “hot as fish grease” statement:

Beyonce’s dad is on the warpath against the people attacking his daughter for the supposed ” board mix” audio of B singing at “The Today Show” — claiming all doubters of her ability are “idiots.” In a fiery statement to TMZ, Matthew Knowles, who’s also Bey’s manager, says his daughter was set up. It’s one of the best statements we’ve ever gotten. “If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them. If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing ‘America the Beautiful’ and ‘At Last’ at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce’s vocal ability, they’ve gotta be an idiot. At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability. That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.”

Dial it down, grandpa. We all know that Bey’s got some serious pipes. However, she’s not nine anymore. Stop bringing yo geriatric self to the playground to yell at the grown-ups.

Peep the performance below.
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Listen to Bey’s stank unedited vocals during a taping at the Today Show. Even though we’re well aware this doctored audio sample is fake, it’s still hilarious…<

Who knew Bey’s usually perfected vocals could end up sounding like a bag of cats being strangled underwater?

  • Hannibal

    ..

  • me (the original)®

    BEY STANS! COME OUT!

  • me (the original)®

    LMAO the dog howling in the background is hysterical. I have tears in my eyes, for real.

  • Kali’s Finest

    Hahahahahaa GOT U!!!!

  • BEYDABESS

    BEY IZ ROYALTI N YALL GONE LEERN TOO BOW DOWN TOO DEM

    BEY CONSERT IZ DOIN GRATE SHE SOLE OWT ALL DA SEETS N ERRRBODI DYIN TOO SE HER ROYAL HI-NESS!!

    SHE IZ SOP MANIFISENT WEN I SEE HER ON STAGE ITS LIKE MY SPIRIT LEEVE MY BODI N IT GOEZ INTO BEYS N WE ARE TOOGETHER ON DA STAGE PERFORMIN!!!!!”

    “U FAT HATTAS WILL LEARN TOO LOVE BEY!!!

  • nina

    WHO HASNT HEARD BEYONCE SING LIVE BY NOW EVERYBODY KNOW THIS IS FAKE THIS AINT FUNNY ITS PURE HATERS THATS ALL.

  • BEYDABESS

    LET ME TELL U HATTAS SUMTHIN DUNT NONE OF DESED HAFFAS CAN HOLE A FLEM TOO BEY

    KERI HILSIN,CI-ERROR,ASSYAHNTI NONE OF DEM

    ITS KILLA BEE SEASON N BEYONCE IZ STIGGIN DA COMPOTISHUN

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    U HATTAS BETTA REELIZE DAT DERE IZ ONLI ONE QUUEN BEY N WEN HER N JAY TAKE OVA DA WORLD IMMA BE RITE BY DERE SIDE RULLIN WIT DEM!!!”

    I EAT SLEEP N BREETH BEYONCE
    SHE IZ MY LIFE!!

  • Tessa

    This is obviously fake.

  • http://Bossip Tere

    Its funny, I must admit, but something was up with the sound. I have seen her in concert, that girl is a great singer and performer.

  • laylah

    hahaha hilarious!

  • Lady Architect

    Smh this is so fake…someone didn’t have a life and did an audio overlay…They did it horribly too.

  • Sphlady

    listening to the song while looking at the pic is hilarious!!!

  • ShayLyn

    LMAOOOO to funny i love the dog lol

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @Beyonce Fans

    This is how your Idol/Icon REALLY sounds!!!

    Remember her debut track with Destiny’s Child = No, No, No… Yeah, not everybody has forgotten her vocals on that… SMH

  • http://bossiphenny kriss

    The person who started the hate on beyonce website didi this. It is there if you check it out.Thsis not real.

  • Just Sit and Be Pretty

    LMAO, what a silly prank!!

  • DNA

    This is not fake you morons. This is her voice through the sound board. Ask any sound engineer that has to put up with all of these LIPSYNC no talent Spears types. The only thing worse than this is RAP.

  • Gem

    Why do you guys say this is fake? Obviously Bey can sing. But all artists (as you found out with Jennifer Hudson at the superbowl) lip sync and sing along with tracks. All the audience heard was her own pre-recorded vocals. Bey was just singing along to dead air. She couldn’t hear herself but one of the sound people recorded her mic and released it to be funny. I believe this is 100% real. It doesn’t mean Bey can’t sing. She was just caught out there in an instance where she couldn’t hear herself. And it’s funny.

  • Lady Architect

    Question to anyone that knows anything about sound engineering….Does this mean that her voice sounds like that or is it exaggerated through the sound board?

  • Mz QT

    lol
    i love beyonce

  • http://Bossip Soul Ese

    lol

  • aight

    Holly Hell batman that was bad. I think she couldnt hear herself singing so she was off….way off. LMAO

  • TalentScout

    That was beautiful. You have to know what to look for and that girl has talent!!!

  • lindy

    loooooooooooooooooooool

  • DNA

    @ Lady Architect

    You wanted to know the real story. Here it is.

    Before The Music Dies

    http://www.beforethemusicdies.com/

  • me (the original)®

    TalentScout

    That was beautiful. You have to know what to look for and that girl has talent!!!
    —————-

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • me (the original)®

    I think I’m going to play it again and look at this pic of Beyonce they have up here, all wild-eyed and lookin’ like Lil Kim.

  • Just Sayin

    Someone said this is from the “Today Show”.

    LMAO

  • Divine

    WOW…Yikes.

  • http://www.k.com noelle

    Is that Robin? Is she still on the show wow lol

  • Kiss the ring bitch!

    LMAO @ hearing the dogs and cats in the background.

  • Holla

    Omg, the dog howling was too funny!!

  • Its6amHoGetOut, I wanna be ghetto but i think I’d get assasinated for organizing protests of weave & liquor stores, gun stores, in-door swapmeets, payday loans, $1 chinese food, all fastfood especially chicken stands & illegal messycans

    Howard Stern is funny.

  • Mrs. Philly

    LMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOO SO LITERALLY

  • OrangeSharpie

    that was ill! lol! literally!

  • Thanks

    THIS IS HOW SHE SOUNDS, WHEN SHE PERFORMS LIVE SHE HAS A BACKGROUND TRACK. IF YOU LISTEN TO PERFORMANCES THERE IS ALWAYS AN ECHO IN THE BACKGROUND. MATTHEW PAYS FOR THIS TO BE KEPT OUT OF MEDIA……GO TO YOU TUBE AND LISTEN TO HER SINGLE LADIES PERFORMANCE ON GM THE UNEDITED VERSION. BEYONCE IS SMOKE AND MIRRORS, WHY DO YOU THINK SHE NEVER PERFORMS IN TRUE ACAPPELLA FASHION.

  • Christilicious

    fake but funny

  • Christilicious

    @ mizjulie

    I agree

  • Y the Fuss…

    Oh wow…this had me doubled over. Real or fake, it’s hilarious.

  • roCco.

    Ooh, I’m telling Daddy Knowles!

  • roCco.

    This vid will be removed in 5…4…3…

  • http://www.rihannasucks.blogspot.com I’D HATE ME 2

    What?!?! *insert shocked smiley here*

    Let it be known Beyossip! Let it be known LOL
    :-D

  • http://YAHOO.COM BROOKLYN

    THAT WAS A GOOD LAUGH FOR THE DAY OF COURSE SHE WAS SINGING OVER THE TRACK THEY JUST LET THE TRACK GO SO WE CAN HEAR HER ASS

  • Lady Next Door

    Lol. This is funny as hell! :lol: Goddamn!

  • http://bossip MY BAAD

    @ GEM

    Why do you guys say this is fake? Obviously Bey can sing. But all artists (as you found out with Jennifer Hudson at the superbowl) lip sync and sing along with tracks. All the audience heard was her own pre-recorded vocals. Bey was just singing along to dead air. She couldn’t hear herself but one of the sound people recorded her mic and released it to be funny. I believe this is 100% real. It doesn’t mean Bey can’t sing. She was just caught out there in an instance where she couldn’t hear herself. And it’s funny.
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    WORD!!

  • OooLaLa

    Any idiot can tell this track is altered…Please…

  • http://www.neenspot.com NeenSpot.com (Ms. Neen)

    Okay it’s real but she can’t hear herself. In fans eyes Beyonce can’t do no wrong anyway :) .

  • Mon

    This is not fake. Bey just can’t sing. People need to stop saying this is fake because it is not.

  • London baby

    This is soo fake cos nobody would sing like that if they wer trying, if u listen toRihanna Singing Hero at High School then thats somebody who is trying to sing and killing the song!!

  • Mrs. Philly

    Come get cussed out.
    _____________________

    LMAO!

  • Whut??

    Not altered. Howard said she was singing to a track and this is what was picked up on the microphone. The audience was hearing the cd, and she was singing into a mic that was on low.

    Always do you best – you never know who is listening. :-)

  • jena4rmthablock

    It did sound altered to me…

  • ??

    @story

    Okay the audio is a fake.

    But I DO KNOW FOR A FACT that she does NOT SING LIVE.

    Beyonce’s voice (along with the likes of other pop singers, Britney etc) is studio altered.

  • BooBooKitty

    I love Beyonce and thought this was funny az hell!!! I know it’s fake.
    LMAO @ Enrique Iglacias’ vocals!

  • ninal24

    i love this website you guys are so funny

  • ??

    Oops I take it back, it might be real.

    I didn’t listen to the whole thing.

    BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE DOES NOT SING LIVE.

  • BEYONCEISFAKE

    YES SHE LIP SINGS

  • Just Sayin

    LMAO…

  • Just Sayin

    So she didn’t sing to track at the events he mentioned?

  • Big Sister Cougar All Mite-tee – Behold THE GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

    At least she sings better than she acts

  • LadyT

    For all we know she could have been singing to tracks at the inaugaration too. Most of these pop stars can’t sing anyway.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/bestsexever CHRIsty

    I know she can sing. But just think, maybe she was just singing all over the place cuz she gets a kick out of hamming it up and she knew her live vocals wouldn’t be heard anyway.. It may be cuz they were outside taping for a live show and that would be the best audio?

  • SuperHuman

    I love how she sounds! big improvement

  • CW

    EVEN WITH THIS, SHE STILL SOUNDS BETTER THAN RIHANNAA ND KERI HILSON. AM I LYING? HAHAHAHAHAH

  • me (the original)®

    That is NOT a flattering pic of Matthew Knowles, LMAOOOOOOO

  • Big Sister Cougar All Mite-tee – Behold THE GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

    LMAO @ Lady next door.

    100% cosign

  • HatinMakesHerBetter

    If this is “real”, this would be the best kept secret in entertainment since the story about Janet and James DeBarge having a secret child together! Yall hate this woman so much you are willing to believe anything to discredit her. The day that Bey falls off and is no longer relevant is the day when this board and others like it will be full of people kissing her ass. Until then, hate on.

    I just can’t get over how dumb some people are. I mean if yall really think that girl couldn’t sing, don’t you think the members of DC who were booted would have revealed this by now!

    SMH @ stupidity

  • http://none PrettyRosy

    Bring Whitney Houston back. I am tired of Beyonce and all the crap she brings.

  • me (the original)®

    In this pic, Matthew Knowles looks like the valet that parked my car a few weekends back.

  • Silken Dove

    OH Papa Knowles! Don’t scold ya people’s. We know that’s not Bey, we just like to laugh from time to time. To time to time. To time to time to time, to time ya know??

  • LBCER

    Lol Howard Stern is a fool. Did I just ehar coyotes howling? Wow!

  • Mia

    haters gonna hate

  • me (the original)®

    PrettyRosy

    Bring Whitney Houston back. I am tired of Beyonce and all the crap she brings.
    ———————————

    Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s going to happen :( But I’m with you though, I’d love to see Whitney come back. None of these main stream chicks will stand a chance. Mariah is the only exception, but she’d have to go back to Old School Mariah, not this MiMi garbage she’s doing.

  • me (the original)®

    AND YOU CAN BLAME BEASTLY BOBBY BROWN FOR THAT.

    God I hate him.

  • Just Sayin

    Is that Akon?

  • kissy

    did the black woman on that show lose any weight

  • me (the original)®

    Just Sayin

    Is that Akon?
    ——————————————

    DEAD!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • http://bossip MY BAAD

    Inauguration PRE-RECORDED!!!!

    ya’ll didnt hear that the whole musical display was pre recorded for the Inauguration.. the orchestra, beyawnsay and all.. they showed it on fox and cnn. it was because the cold alters the integrity of the instruments. TRUTH!!

  • Just Sayin

    Dat nicca look like a spida monkey wearin a bow tie!

    LMAO

  • http://bossip MY BAAD

    correction.. the orchestra was pre recorded.. not sure about beyawnsae.. lol

  • http://bossip MY BAAD

    dam he does look corpse like…

  • 5 ft. of madness

    If she aint guilty, why is Papa defending?
    b/c they talkin about his daughter?
    She’s grown and can defend herself. If it’s that big of deal, schedule another performance on TODAY, or any national show and stand at the mic and just sing. No lights, beats, dancing etc. just sing. And that will be that.

  • RJ

    THAT IS BEYONCE. She can’t reach her notes.

  • me (the original)®

    TMZ confirmed it really isn’t Beyonce. The person responsible for the prank didn’t think it’d get this far, apparently.

    I’m still dying at the “Akon?” comment, Just Sayin’ LOL

  • No Hating

    #1 throughout the snippet there is a tone and pronunciation of words, which are undeniably Beyonce.
    #2 Mr. Knowles, after being in the business for a bit you should know how to make a statement without calling people idiots or trying to gain sympathy from blacks by brining up the singing for Obama.
    #3 No hating from me cause I like Beyonce but I face the fact it is her singing, much like other so called singers and rappers image helps a lot and the lack of talent or moderate talent is disguisable in a studio
    #4 Mr. Knowles, you are the only idiot and why dont you bring a lawsuit about for these false accusations/slander much like other celebs do when stories of them being anorexic or this and that are put out, hmmm?

  • O

    That stuff is real. Accept it Beyonce fans/stans,your so called god is not the best vocally.

  • Black Beauty

    They better stop messing with his meal ticket. Papa don’t take no mess!! LOL

  • I’m just saying………………….

    First, I am not a big fan of Beyonce so this is not coming from a psycotic deranged STAN. CLearly, her voice has been tampered with people. Let’s us common sense! Maybe we will find out someone has digitally tampered with her acting and she really can act!!!

  • Natalie

    Wow she sounds horrible. Way off key.

  • PUSSYCATFUN

    LMAO @ MY BAAD!

  • I’m just saying………………….

    LMAO@ CATFUN and BAD!!!!

  • http://www.gravatar.com *FATABULOUS*

    WTF…..?? LMAO

  • I’m just saying………………….

    Bringing in President Obama is annoying!! What does one have to do with the other. She also sang for Bush!!! Why didn’t he bring that up.

  • me (the original)®

    God knows I’m no Beyonce Stan. I think she’s alright but that’s about it. Just stating what I read on TMZ.

  • Mrs.

    YEAH! Why doesn’t he pay this much attention to his other daughter. I don’t care wheather it is fake or real I don’t like the conceded BIOTCH no way, she is to fake.

  • Yo Raggamuffin u is like a college

    Come now, say what you will about her acting, but I’ve seen her live in Aruba good vocals and dancing. Hating beyonce will not make your fav singer anymore popular or talented. There is room, for a select FEW with actual talent unlessen’ you know somebody. Man some people aren’t happy until they see blood.

    More fiyah pon dem haters.

  • PUSSYCATFUN

    @ I’M JUST SAYING….DO HAVE THE SHOVEL TO THROW THE DIRT ON HIS BODY?

  • Holla

    He needs to calm down. People are gonna believe what they want. Let them.

  • brown sugar

    this is really her hahahaaa

  • Mrs.

    @ me

    You took all the words out of my mouth. Right on.

  • monie in the middle

    I wonder if Idris Elba had anything to do with releasing this audio of Beyonce singing… He seems to have issues with Bey’s “machine.”

  • whatch sayin?

    I have heard her sing acapella. So, I think maybe this is what it is the tuning and all.

  • Cali

    Can she articulate a sentence well enough to defend herself? He should be mad at Solange…basement baby was the one who leaked it lol!…and this is real and hilarious!

  • jasmine

    only idiots will belive this is true. oh the hUMANITY

  • http://Bossip.com IDL

    HA HA HA GET OVER IT ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD LITTLE MISS QUEEN WILL BE OK ITS NOT THE FIRST AND NOT THE LAST.

  • dena j

    Anyone with a brain knows its fake. But its hilarious!! Now here comes Matty defending her as if we arent allowed to think anything of her unless its perfection. I wish him and his whole family would go away (Jay Z included). DAMN its a funny joke Mr Knowles

  • J-hyper

    why did Daddy Knowles even choose to respond? she probably does lip synch from time to time

  • me (the original)®

    Seriously, again though–look it up. Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia singing together LIVE on You Tube.

    It’d be nice if people with TALENT got the limelight.

    Leave the image stuff to the models and actors/actresses. The recording booth isn’t the place for that.

  • …*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOhoes*…

    who cares
    live rich and die

  • Phoenix7

    What makes her fake???
    Cause she doesn’t revel her inner most thoughts and feelings to the world?
    Anyone, even reg folk would be fools to do that LOL

    ITA with HATINMAKESHERBETTER LOL

  • Back on My Swag

    This is the best she has ever sounded!! What an improvement!!!!!!!!

  • MrsLaadee

    Yall know Pappa Knowles don’t let nobody talk about The Knowles family bread winner. lol

  • Ms p

    You people are really stupid to think that Beyonce’ cannot sing. She is a good singer and why are you hating on your own black people

  • yvette

    BEYONCE COMMENTES ON FAKE SCREECHING TAPE GO TO MTV

  • Lady Architect

    LMAO Daddy Knowles is an idiot…Why did he feel the need to even respond if the vocals were just “altered”

  • sass

    Matthew Knowles is the real idiot. What a jerk.

  • Butterscotch

    He needs to let it go. She won’t lose a dime over this…whether it’s fake or not. Don’t sweat the small stuff…it’ll save you a lot of unnecessary stress.

  • Dana

    Why is he always quick to come to his 27-year old married daughters defense. Sad.

  • songbird09

    I don’t know why ppl are bringing heat to this….it’s old!

  • KMBA74

    That’s Bey. She lip sing at concerts too. You can get mad but it happens. J-Lo had Ashanti singing some of her songs too.

  • ManEater

    Bey Daddy looks like he just got finished slinging bean pies with that bow tie and white shirt on.

  • lele

    sounds like she was imitating ciara…..ha

  • the truth

    @me(the original)

    you don’t seem to overstand or grasp what a ‘soundboard’ is or does

  • http://Bossip.com COCO

    HEY MISS SUSAN GET OVER IT HONEY EVER ONE NOT HATERS THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH DONT CRIED ITS GOING TO BE OK LOVE YOU HONEY.

  • grant

    f**kin’ hilarilous….if it’s her or not who cares…it’s a joke….lighten up Be-clones…

  • Hateration

    You can tell this was a doctored voice, this ain’t real, we don’t believe you, you need more people!

  • Winona

    It has been confirmed that it is fake.

  • Sydney™

    LMAO @ the dog howling in the background

    and

    the comments about the photo of Papa Knowles are hilarious. He does look like a deer caught in headlights. LOL!

  • http://Bossip.com IDL

    YEH SHE’S THE BOMB ALLRIGHT .

  • Demeter

    LOL. Everybody knows she CAN sing live, they should let that roll off they back. Besides it’s Howard Stern, enough said.

  • http://Bossip.com MIND YOUR BUSINESS

    LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY ITS CRIES MISS KNOW IT ALL.

  • Brandy

    It is clear she can sing, people are so dumb

  • http://Bossip.com BLACKS

    EVERBODY KNOWS SHE CAN’T SING YOU GOT THAT WROG .

  • fsdfdf

    AHHA ITS FAKE CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK AND READ THE DESCRIPTION

  • FACINGREALITY

    This NOT FAKE – Beyonce was singing to a TRACK – the audience heard a track and she was singing along with the CD and the only person that was suppose to hear Beyonce’s real voice was the SOUND PERSON who apparently leaked the tape. If you believe that Bey sung at the inaguration live is CRAZY – that was taped and the HBO concert was TAPED AND ALL THE ARTIST LIP SYNCED so Papa Knowles need to shut the f up.

    There isn’t a person alive who could dance around on stage like Bey and NEVER MISS A NOTE – she sings to TRACK but usually the mic is DEAD.

  • http://sdtadow@yahoo.com 2kold

    Does Mr. Knowles eat fish sticks???

  • lance

    Come on everybody…do you really think she is singing live in concert with all that dancing and you hear no heavy breathing? Most of todays artist use a track. I think its real….sorry BEY fans everything is not as perfect as it seems. She just got caught.

  • Soverytrue

    It probably wasn’t Beyonce in its entirety and probably was altered. Matthew could not be the father of Venus and Serena because they are ridiculed by everyone including some of their fans but they defend themselves particularly Serena. Venus is good at ignoring them but Serena goes straight after them on the tennis court and kick butt. Richard Williams sometimes defend them when he says that the tennis world is prejudice but he lets it ride because their tennis does the talking for them. I am not saying Matthew should not defend Bey but seemingly it should be Jay doing it moreso but it’s as if he doesn’t care or knows that this type of thing happens all the time. If you are going to be in the media everyone is not going to like you therefore you have to take the good with the bad.If it’s not true Matthew should forget it and move on! Last but not least I am certain that Bey does have a lot of people that are not in her corner but she has to learn to rise above all of that…..Some people despise Jesus so that’s it in a nutshell.

  • me (the original)®

    the truth

    @me(the original)

    you don’t seem to overstand or grasp what a ’soundboard’ is or does
    ————————————-

    No I don’t “overstand” what a soundboard is. I don’t know what “overstand” means as well. Help? LOL That can’t even get a pass as a typo. Over and Under, that’s no typo.

    Anyway, you can put me on blast for using the word soundboard. Sometimes I type stuff and mean to go back and edit a word or sentence and forget..so yeah, my bad. : /

    What I was getting at is that a lot of mainstream artists use all sorts of equipment to alter their voices and what not. Music in general seems to be getting away from the “human” aspect. Kind of weird for me to make that statement as a fan of electronica music as well, but..there it is.

    Anyway, for R&B, we should be putting people with actual VOCAL talent on the pedestal, and that doesn’t happen so much anymore. Again, Image > talent.

  • http://Bossip.com WHITE

    CAT FISH.

  • Silken Dove

    Queen Beysus is so elite, that she didn’t even know! That’s Bey!

  • jasmine

    SOME GUY NAMED ALLADIN82 MADE THE SOUNDBARD AND ADMITTED THAT IT WAS FAKE…. YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID TO AHVE BELIVED IT WAS REAL. FUK Y’ALL!

  • If it’s not EDIBLE why does it look like a TACO?

    They got what they paid for — Milli Vanilli !!!!

  • I’m just saying………………….

    Okay….Beyonce gets on my nerves and I am soooooooooooooooooooooo sick of her. That being said, those of you who are still saying this is her singing are takingthe hate to a whole different level. Come on now people…listen and think. Don’t let your hatred get in the way of COMMON SENSE!!!

  • John D. Hater

    TO THE DUMB ASSES WHO THINK THIS IS FAKE, YOU ARE

    STUPID…I HAVE A BRIDGE IN ALASKA TO SELL TO YOU

    REALLY CHEAP.

  • John D. Hater

    ME (THE ORIGINAL COCKSUKA),

    TO OVERSTAND IS AN ISLAND TING…BUT IN ALL

    ACTUALITY MAKES MORE SENSE BECAUSE TO UNDERSTAND

    DESCRIBES FALLING SHORT OF SOMETHING…OVERSTAND?

  • John D. Hater

    @…I’M JUST SAYING,

    WHY DO YOU THINK SINGERS LIPSYNC? BECAUSE LIVE, MOST OF THEM SOUND LIKE THAT.

    IF IT WERE FAKE, HOWARD STERN COULD GET SUED…AND THEY DON’T BS WITH THE TRUTH.

  • luvgossip

    This shyt is hilarious. Eff her and her stupid dad.

  • the truth

    @me
    overstand, check any rasta for the meaning behind saying that instead of understand, it will take too much time. it’s simple wordplay and the meaning behind words and phrases i.e. how can one understand if you’re under, under a rock, under a spell, etc, etc. i try not to get to deep into that stuff

    the technology cannot make a bad singer whose pitch is all over the place sound good, you would hear all the artifacts and formant changes. to take an average singer with really bad pitch and intonation and fix it would be extremely time consuming as opposed to a singer that has a few pitchy parts. things like autotune can do some real time pitch correction but nothing drastic and it wouldn’t be able to make this mess sound less horrible. there really isn’t an elixer despite what some may think.

    old school songs used the same ‘tricks’, they haven’t changed for the most part, things like delay, chorus, flangers, reverb, doubling, harmonizers, etc have been used to improve performance and ‘fool’ (a lack of a better word) your ears and how it reports to your brain and how it is perceived. the biggest difference is that singers and musicians used to be allowed to have bad notes/be pitchy, basically be imperfect, whereas now it’s expected to have no flaws, leaving a weird unnatural vibe to modern music for well over 2 decades.

  • http://mockrockstar.ning.com Mock Rock Star

    U mean all this time she really couldn’t hold a note…of course she can, but this was pretty funny

  • Hell Is On Our Side!

    Sounds like an improvement (for Beyonce) to me. Just sayin’!

  • I’m just saying………………….

    @Hater….DO you listen to his show????Howard Stern could get sued for half the crap he talks about. And I know people lip sync. TMZ has come out and admitted it was FAKE-FAKE-FAKE…..Let it GO!!!! Again…I am not a BEyonce lover….If she dropped off the face of the earth tommorrow, I would not care.

  • jaiiSteeZ

    LMA0 FUNNY BUT THATS NOT HER

  • cmb5163

    Just listen to “Flaws and All” & “Halo”. She sounds like a cat meowing!

  • erra-uhhh

    bey’s team leaked this themselves…mo pub! mo pub! mo pub!

  • John D. Hater

    @ I’M JUST SAYING…

    YOU DON’T LISTEN TO STERN, FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS DIFFERENT THAN DEFAMATION.

    EVERYONE’S COMING OUT SAYING IT’S NOT HER EXCEPT FOR BEYONCE!!

    THAT’S HER ON THE TRACK, ANYONE LIKE TMZ COMING OUT SAYING IT’S NOT HER I’M SURE FELT PRESSURE FROM HER MACHINE!!

  • me (the original)®

    @John D Hater

    I’m born and raised in the Mainland. I’ve never heard any Caribs use that term, so it was new to me. GG w/ “Original Cocksuka” though. (read: FAIL.)

    @ Truth:

    I apologize for bustin’ on you about the overstand thing. Like I said, I’ve never heard it.

    Now I understand what you’re saying about the equipment used to enhance people’s voices, and yes, I’ll even give it to you that this was done for a while now…but would you not agree that the caliber of singers these days are a good bit below singers of the past? It used to be that you could turn on a radio station and they’d have a singer up. They’d ask said singer to sing a few bars, and it’d sound decent. I don’t even think that happens anymore.

    I will concede that you’re right, autotune and stuff like that isn’t a magic wand and can not take someone who sounds completely terrible and make them sound great, but it is being used more often it seems, and on a lower grade of singers. Just my opinion.

  • pistol whipped

    Itz kind of funny, how much people get in to the singer, rappers, acters. They are people getting pay a whole lot of money for some of the best “so call jobs” in the world, I think we put to much in to human beings.

  • John D. Hater

    @ ME…

    YOU GOTTA HANG WITH SOME DIFFERENT CARIBS INSTEAD OF THE YANKEE TYPE.

  • duh

    theme song….thun thun un un father Knowles to the rescue!!!! y even justify the matter with a response?????? she doesnt always sing live!!!

  • duh

    wow she got implants too!!!

  • tj

    All they did was splice together different keys of the song that she sang at different times. Whatever. No one buys that. Talk about that nose job.

  • cheeseGrits

    lol…but Fantasia was Awesome both times…

    and she sang live, no ear piece, interacted with the band…
    ~offers bowl~ Grits, Beyodel?

  • Neva fooled

    Whatever!

    I say the Knowels put this out there themselves to help her slumping concert sales. Free publicity is just that…free.

  • msmoss

    Wow! Never have I ever seen such hate – against any artist in the music industry. This is down right grotesque and incredibly ignorant. Beyonce Knowles has not done anything to anyone. Leave the woman alone and do you! If you haven’t – hear this :

    He shall lay a table infront of my enemies.

    Everytime you hate on her, God skips you and blesses her. Leave her alone, her talent, success, prosperity surpasses human understanding – don’t try comprehending such – you dont have the capacity.

  • USHER’S EX I HAVE NOT EVEN LISTENED TO THE AUDIO/VIDEO

    I SURE AM NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYTHING I SPAT OUT ON BEYONCE and she certainly did very much deserved it

    but this time for once i have to defend beyonce, and if i never hear it i don’t care, this is giving me chills up my spine it is sick and filthy thing to do to your own blood/offspring

    DAD this is well out of order you have gone to far this time,you need to stfd and stfu
    there is no excuse for tearing down your successful daughter’s career and the most successful black female entertainer ever lived
    of cousre she has her faults and i and others complian but that is only because we all know she is capable of much better or else i would not ask it of her
    i always gave her the chance to put her self on a higher platform no matter what she has done to me and as it was fatal dad you have no excuse at all it is more in my place to do that to her but
    because i am not interested in seeing a black person fail and embarrass us as a nation and as a race even further
    your daughter is known to be stupid why add to it with this what in the hell do you expect to gain from it
    i know i would not gain a dam thing if i choose not to be in the industry i would never tear down or rip apart any ones career that is why i say repeatedly i only do this because i am not in the limelight or spotlight so it is okay to air my opinion/views without everyone getting out of pocket
    i give them all a chance to move on

  • USHER’S EX I HAVE NOT EVEN LISTENED TO THE AUDIO/VIDEO

    I SURE AM NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYTHING I SPAT OUT ON BEYONCE and she certainly did very much deserved it

    but this time for once i have to defend beyonce, and if i never hear it i don’t care, this is giving me chills up my spine it is sick and filthy thing to do to your own blood/offspring

    DAD this is well out of order you have gone to far this time,you need to stfd and stfu
    there is no excuse for tearing down your successful daughter’s career and the most successful black female entertainer ever lived
    of cousre she has her faults and i and others complian but that is only because we all know she is capable of much better or else i would not ask it of her
    i always gave her the chance to put her self on a higher platform no matter what she has done to me and as it was fatal dad you have no excuse at all it is more in my place to do that to her but
    because i am not interested in seeing a black person fail and embarrass us as a nation and as a race even further
    your daughter is known to be stupid why add to it with this what in the hell do you expect to gain from it
    i know i would not gain a dam thing if i choose not to be in the industry i would never tear down or rip apart any ones career that is why i say repeatedly i only do this because i am not in the limelight or spotlight so it is okay to air my opinion/views without everyone getting out of pocket
    i give them all a chance to move on

  • Quantum

    Some people will believe anything…especially if it supports their agenda! The fact of the matter is that the audio clearly displays a terrible splice job, as tj already mentioned. How can any intelligent person fall for this? This just may be defamation, in a court of law. Especially if there’s any sign that Beyonce loses revenue, due to Howard Sterns negligence….

  • I’m just saying………………….

    @hater….you seem a bit pressed yourself. My life will go on.

  • http://bossip.com brea

    Her dad is so annoying. Go sit down somewhere. He think his daughter is also OH NEXT To Christ. It don’t make no damn sense how he is always trying to call the shots in the media. It DAMN SHO don’t make no sense how he always trying to put her azz on this horse like she just the best ever and ever. We know Bey can sing-ain’t nobody doubtin that but the ish was funny azz hell. Can we laugh sometimes-DAMN! Get yo azz outta here!

  • http://Bossip.com WHITE

    LOOK HOW BLACK HIS LIPS ARE.

  • Sticking to the Point

    Why didn’t she drop a verse right there? Why didn’t she sing right on the spot and say what MF’s take that.

    I never see her go off the dome and sing.

  • tinkabell

    This is called MELODYNE!!! They ran her voice through MELODYNE and f-ed up her notes…this is ridiculous…haters come with something better.

  • 1prettypoodle

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But we all know its fake! That’s what makes it so funny! I’VE HEARD PEOPLE SING LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!! And they thought they were doin it!!!!!! THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  • Ms. T.

    Papa Knowles looks a tad bit waxy in that picture. What’s really going on?

  • Tiffany

    It sounds fake…idk dont really care..Beyonce is the SugarHoneyIcedTea LOL

  • Elle’

    LMAO this is funny! If this was real then the crowd would have booed the hell out of her like they did Ashley Simpson. New Yorkers don’t play that stuff! Even if she was off key she has a good voice!

    This coming from the girl who is not much of a Beyonce fan!

  • Janelle

    say what you want but we all know Bey can sing….

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    :shocked:
    :angry: :mad:
    :surprised:

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    :blush:

  • http://yahoo Str8 4ward

    daddy knowles responded cause he knows that its true!!! other wise he would not have said shit!!!!

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