Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Update: Bey Gives Her Two Cents On Jacked Audio

Posted By Bossip Staff

Daddy Knowles

Cameras caught up with Bey to get her side of the “strangled-cat” audio fiasco. She claims she just heard about it, but all you fools have heard her sing live before so what’s the problem:

Papa Knowles’ “hot as fish grease” statement:

Beyonce’s dad is on the warpath against the people attacking his daughter for the supposed ” board mix” audio of B singing at “The Today Show” — claiming all doubters of her ability are “idiots.” In a fiery statement to TMZ, Matthew Knowles, who’s also Bey’s manager, says his daughter was set up. It’s one of the best statements we’ve ever gotten. “If no one took the time to look at the biggest Inauguration in the history of America then shame on them. If no one took the time to listen to Beyonce sing ‘America the Beautiful’ and ‘At Last’ at the Neighborhood Ball for the first dance of President Obama and the First Lady, and they question Beyonce’s vocal ability, they’ve gotta be an idiot. At 12 years into her career, the last thing someone should be questioning is her vocal ability. That would be like questioning if Kobe Bryant could shoot a jump shot. The vocals were obviously altered.”

Dial it down, grandpa. We all know that Bey’s got some serious pipes. However, she’s not nine anymore. Stop bringing yo geriatric self to the playground to yell at the grown-ups.

Peep the performance below.
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Listen to Bey’s stank unedited vocals during a taping at the Today Show. Even though we’re well aware this doctored audio sample is fake, it’s still hilarious…<

Who knew Bey’s usually perfected vocals could end up sounding like a bag of cats being strangled underwater?

Comments(254) on “Update: Bey Gives Her Two Cents On Jacked Audio”

  1. Hannibal

    ..

  2. me (the original)®

    BEY STANS! COME OUT!

  3. me (the original)®

    LMAO the dog howling in the background is hysterical. I have tears in my eyes, for real.

  4. Golden Goddess

    why did bossip pick that pic?lol

  5. Kanye Lover All Dai

    HAHA not funny…she definetly doesnt sound like this…***** HOWARD STERN!!!

  6. I AM LEGEND

    bossip sucks

  7. Kali's Finest

    Hahahahahaa GOT U!!!!

  8. BEYDABESS

    BEY IZ ROYALTI N YALL GONE LEERN TOO BOW DOWN TOO DEM

    BEY CONSERT IZ DOIN GRATE SHE SOLE OWT ALL DA SEETS N ERRRBODI DYIN TOO SE HER ROYAL HI-NESS!!

    SHE IZ SOP MANIFISENT WEN I SEE HER ON STAGE ITS LIKE MY SPIRIT LEEVE MY BODI N IT GOEZ INTO BEYS N WE ARE TOOGETHER ON DA STAGE PERFORMIN!!!!!”

    “U FAT HATTAS WILL LEARN TOO LOVE BEY!!!

  9. nina

    WHO HASNT HEARD BEYONCE SING LIVE BY NOW EVERYBODY KNOW THIS IS FAKE THIS AINT FUNNY ITS PURE HATERS THATS ALL.

  10. BEYDABESS

    LET ME TELL U HATTAS SUMTHIN DUNT NONE OF DESED HAFFAS CAN HOLE A FLEM TOO BEY

    KERI HILSIN,CI-ERROR,*****YAHNTI NONE OF DEM

    ITS KILLA BEE SEASON N BEYONCE IZ STIGGIN DA COMPOTISHUN

    BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

    U HATTAS BETTA REELIZE DAT DERE IZ ONLI ONE QUUEN BEY N WEN HER N JAY TAKE OVA DA WORLD IMMA BE RITE BY DERE SIDE RULLIN WIT DEM!!!”

    I EAT SLEEP N BREETH BEYONCE
    SHE IZ MY LIFE!!

  11. Tessa

    This is obviously fake.


  12. Its funny, I must admit, but something was up with the sound. I have seen her in concert, that girl is a great singer and performer.

  13. laylah

    hahaha hilarious!

  14. Lady Architect

    Smh this is so fake…someone didn’t have a life and did an audio overlay…They did it horribly too.

  15. Sphlady

    listening to the song while looking at the pic is hilarious!!!

  16. ThAtLaDy22

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaang Bossip this was news on Monday step up your game. Well it was funny. He eheheheheheeeeee okay I’m done.

  17. ShayLyn

    LMAOOOO to funny i love the dog lol

  18. Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)

    @Beyonce Fans

    This is how your Idol/Icon REALLY sounds!!!

    Remember her debut track with Destiny’s Child = No, No, No… Yeah, not everybody has forgotten her vocals on that… SMH


  19. The person who started the hate on beyonce website didi this. It is there if you check it out.Thsis not real.

  20. Just Sit and Be Pretty

    LMAO, what a silly prank!!

  21. DNA

    This is not fake you morons. This is her voice through the sound board. Ask any sound engineer that has to put up with all of these LIPSYNC no talent Spears types. The only thing worse than this is RAP.

  22. Gem

    Why do you guys say this is fake? Obviously Bey can sing. But all artists (as you found out with Jennifer Hudson at the superbowl) lip sync and sing along with tracks. All the audience heard was her own pre-recorded vocals. Bey was just singing along to dead air. She couldn’t hear herself but one of the sound people recorded her mic and released it to be funny. I believe this is 100% real. It doesn’t mean Bey can’t sing. She was just caught out there in an instance where she couldn’t hear herself. And it’s funny.

  23. me (the original)®

    Bossip even said they are aware that this has been doctored.

    Stans need to calm down. Jesus.

    It’s still funny as hell.

  24. Lady Architect

    Question to anyone that knows anything about sound engineering….Does this mean that her voice sounds like that or is it exaggerated through the sound board?

  25. Gem

    I’m sorry Bossip but it is what it is. I love Bey and she has a beautiful voice. But when you are singing to a track and you can’t HEAR yourself. You sound bad. That is all this is. Shame on Bossip for saying it’s fake. Do your homework.

  26. Mz QT

    lol
    i love beyonce


  27. lol

  28. aight

    Holly Hell batman that was bad. I think she couldnt hear herself singing so she was off….way off. LMAO

  29. TalentScout

    That was beautiful. You have to know what to look for and that girl has talent!!!

  30. lindy

    loooooooooooooooooooool

  31. me (the original)®

    TalentScout

    That was beautiful. You have to know what to look for and that girl has talent!!!
    —————-

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. me (the original)®

    I think I’m going to play it again and look at this pic of Beyonce they have up here, all wild-eyed and lookin’ like Lil Kim.

  33. QueenBee

    HAHAHAHAH That ***** was tooo funny

  34. Just Sayin

    Someone said this is from the “Today Show”.

    LMAO

  35. Just Sayin

    MTO already had dis posted!

    Sh#t I need to start my own gossip site and steal post form other site sell ads and make money!

  36. Divine

    WOW…Yikes.


  37. Is that Robin? Is she still on the show wow lol

  38. Kiss the ring *****!

    LMAO @ hearing the dogs and cats in the background.

  39. Holla

    Omg, the dog howling was too funny!!

  40. FIRSTLADY

    C’mon Bossip…. Ya’ll really SUCK *****!!!! This is not that funny!!!

  41. Its6amHoGetOut, I wanna be ghetto but i think I'd get *****asinated for organizing protests of weave & liquor stores, gun stores, in-door swapmeets, payday loans, $1 chinese food, all fastfood especially chicken stands & illegal messycans

    Howard Stern is funny.

  42. Mrs. Philly

    LMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOO SO LITERALLY

  43. OrangeSharpie

    that was ill! lol! literally!


  44. SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SICK OF BEY PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ I AM SO SICK OF HER OVER THE TOP ***** SHE HAS BEEN VERY GOOD AT WHAT SHE DO BUT DAMN SHE CANT ACT HELL AND SHE STEALS SO IS THAT WHAT AMERICA LOVE DAMN SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT BEY

  45. Mrs. Philly

    @Tasty T…

    If you are sick of Bey just listen to the video it’s hilarious!

  46. Natasha

    I would like to say this mess is fake because the chorus is completely unbelievable and any trained singer or singer in general, well it would take more effort to switch to & from these horrible high notes, then to just sing it off key at a low pitch (& we all know beyonce has a pretty low voice). But on the otherhand it could be ‘real’ because this has happened to numerous of artists in which the board feed was leaked and the fact that sony is ripping down videos like crazy. But still – FUNNY AS HELL.

  47. Thanks

    THIS IS HOW SHE SOUNDS, WHEN SHE PERFORMS LIVE SHE HAS A BACKGROUND TRACK. IF YOU LISTEN TO PERFORMANCES THERE IS ALWAYS AN ECHO IN THE BACKGROUND. MATTHEW PAYS FOR THIS TO BE KEPT OUT OF MEDIA……GO TO YOU TUBE AND LISTEN TO HER SINGLE LADIES PERFORMANCE ON GM THE UNEDITED VERSION. BEYONCE IS SMOKE AND MIRRORS, WHY DO YOU THINK SHE NEVER PERFORMS IN TRUE ACAPPELLA FASHION.

  48. mizjulie

    No, it’s fake, I saw the video to it, it’s fake. Like her or not, she can sing much better than this. She’s been around too long for this to be noticed now, especially with all the folk wanting her out the game. Nice try.

  49. Christilicious

    fake but funny

  50. Christilicious

    @ mizjulie

    I agree

  51. Coop

    @Bossip

    This is fake.

  52. SpookyElectric

    OH I love it. I am going to get that Sasha Fierce now in jesus name I pray Beyonce is royalty and everyone should worship her biscuit and chicken eating ice tea drinking country *****!


  53. YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME I TOLD YAW BEY WAS OVER THE TOP AND THEY PUT TO MUCH INTO HER AND THE ***** CANT EVEN SING SHE SOUND LIKE ME WHEN I AM GETTING READY TO REACH MY PEAK DURING SEX, LOL SHE SOUND A DAMN FOOL THANK YOU HOWARD FOR PUTTING HER ***** ON BLAST, NOW AMERICA KNOW THAT ***** CANT SING SHE JUST HOLLA LIKE A DAMN DOG IN HEAT HA HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  54. Y the Fuss...

    Oh wow…this had me doubled over. Real or fake, it’s hilarious.

  55. roCco.

    Ooh, I’m telling Daddy Knowles!

  56. roCco.

    This vid will be removed in 5…4…3…


  57. What?!?! *insert shocked smiley here*

    Let it be known Beyossip! Let it be known LOL

    :-D


  58. THAT WAS A GOOD LAUGH FOR THE DAY OF COURSE SHE WAS SINGING OVER THE TRACK THEY JUST LET THE TRACK GO SO WE CAN HEAR HER *****

  59. FRANKY DEVILLE(JUST BROUGHT A CADILLAC)

    Bossip yall must be really jealous of BEYONCE….

    talk sh*t about her all you want but look up and kiss her f’n heels…because she still gettin paid……and im pretty sure she thanks yall for keepin her famous….standin ovation to BEYONCE NUMBER ONE BLACK OWNED HATE ON THE RICH AND FAMOUS BLACK BLOG….

    from B and her Fans …thank you for keepin her the sh*t…her name in the light and her fame shinin bright….whats next up yall sleeves about Ms B???

    all recongition is good recongition ;)

  60. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    HILARIOUS…BUT BEY DOES NEEDS TO TAKE KERI’S ADVICE AND SIT HER ***** DOWN AND HAVE SOME BABIES OR SOMETHIN’

    –I CAN’T STOMACH HER NOOOO MORE YO

  61. Lady Next Door

    Lol. This is funny as hell! :lol: Goddamn!

  62. Y the Fuss...

    Actually this might be real. It goes through the soundboard and auto tune “corrects” her voice when the pitch changes. This is what you get after it tries to auto tune it. This is a hot mess.


  63. @ GEM

    Why do you guys say this is fake? Obviously Bey can sing. But all artists (as you found out with Jennifer Hudson at the superbowl) lip sync and sing along with tracks. All the audience heard was her own pre-recorded vocals. Bey was just singing along to dead air. She couldn’t hear herself but one of the sound people recorded her mic and released it to be funny. I believe this is 100% real. It doesn’t mean Bey can’t sing. She was just caught out there in an instance where she couldn’t hear herself. And it’s funny.
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    WORD!!

  64. OooLaLa

    Any idiot can tell this track is altered…Please…


  65. Okay it’s real but she can’t hear herself. In fans eyes Beyonce can’t do no wrong anyway :) .

  66. LadyT

    *****ody sings live anymore or what was considered live back in the day…so Beyonce isn’t by herself…singing isn’t a requirement to be a world cl***** pop singer anymore.

    Think about it have you ever seen Beyonce or any other mainstream artist perform accapella or accompanied by just an acoustie guitar or a piano. That used to be standard back in the day…you don’t see that now because *****ody in the mainstream can pull it off…maybe underground folks but not a major pop star.

    That’s just the way it is…and bossip is saying it’s fake because they don’t want Daddy Knowles on that *****.

  67. Mon

    This is not fake. Bey just can’t sing. People need to stop saying this is fake because it is not.

  68. London baby

    This is soo fake cos *****ody would sing like that if they wer trying, if u listen toRihanna Singing Hero at High School then thats somebody who is trying to sing and killing the song!!

  69. Cutie

    Yall better watch out. Yall know Mad Matt and Tacky Tina is heated heated about this!!!

  70. LKJYHIO

    ***** is fake get a life..

  71. candiedcartel

    You suck lol

  72. Mrs. Philly

    Come get cussed out.
    _____________________

    LMAO!

  73. Whut??

    Not altered. Howard said she was singing to a track and this is what was picked up on the microphone. The audience was hearing the cd, and she was singing into a mic that was on low.

    Always do you best – you never know who is listening. :-)

  74. jena4rmthablock

    It did sound altered to me…

  75. ??

    @story

    Okay the audio is a fake.

    But I DO KNOW FOR A FACT that she does NOT SING LIVE.

    Beyonce’s voice (along with the likes of other pop singers, Britney etc) is studio altered.

  76. BooBooKitty

    I love Beyonce and thought this was funny az hell!!! I know it’s fake.
    LMAO @ Enrique Iglacias’ vocals!

  77. ninal24

    i love this website you guys are so funny

  78. BEYONCELIPSINGS

    SHE LIPSINGS SO MUCH TO “LIVE SOUNDING” TRACKS, WE NEVER KNOW WHEN SHE’S SINGING.

    1. EXAMPLE – WATCH TYRA SHOW – SINGLE LADIES–IT SOUNDS “nothing” LIKE THE ORIGINAL VOCAL AND IT’S LIPPED, SHE GOES INTO THE STUDIO (LIKE JANET, MADONNA, BRITNEY, MIKE JACKSON AND MARIAH) RE-RECORDS THE TRACK SO IT SOUNDS LIVE….

    AND FOOLS HER FANS, IF U DON’T BELIEVE WATCH TYRA’S SHOW, THE MIC IS NO WHERE NEAR HER MOUTH

  79. Big Sister Cougar All Mite-tee - Behold THE GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

    As daddy said, people who don’t know her vocal ability are idiots. But he didn’t mention her acting ability. THat sucks big time daddy Knowles

  80. ??

    Oops I take it back, it might be real.

    I didn’t listen to the whole thing.

    BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHE DOES NOT SING LIVE.

  81. Haters Everywhere I Go

    @??

    This is just rediculous like pops said if her voice was studio altered im not sure how she sounded so good singing the first song to the president…But then again maybe that whole scene was studio altered as well and rehe*****d over and over till finally she got it right and they went live

  82. BEYONCEISFAKE

    YES SHE LIP SINGS

  83. Just Sayin

    LMAO…

  84. Just Sayin

    So she didn’t sing to track at the events he mentioned?

  85. GGooDie

    Yall are fools. This ***** is mad real!

  86. Big Sister Cougar All Mite-tee - Behold THE GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

    At least she sings better than she acts

  87. LadyT

    For all we know she could have been singing to tracks at the inaugaration too. Most of these pop stars can’t sing anyway.


  88. I know she can sing. But just think, maybe she was just singing all over the place cuz she gets a kick out of hamming it up and she knew her live vocals wouldn’t be heard anyway.. It may be cuz they were outside taping for a live show and that would be the best audio?

  89. SuperHuman

    I love how she sounds! big improvement

  90. CW

    EVEN WITH THIS, SHE STILL SOUNDS BETTER THAN RIHANNAA ND KERI HILSON. AM I LYING? HAHAHAHAHAH

  91. Lady Next Door

    Man, Matty is deluded and a good liaryer (liar+lawyer). Beyonce’s vocals is head voice at best, but she cannot sing in chest voice like Jazmine Sullivan or Lauryn Hill, and down the line that will ***** up her voice. Also, Beyonce is gimmicky. I actually think a jazz album would have been a way for her to have crossover success instead of doing ‘Diva’ to the same beat as ‘A Milli’.She did that to appeal to teenage kids-not adults. Real divas do not talk about, they be about it. I want to hear keep it real just once. Matty made her a puppet and he pulls the strings. He needs to realize people will like Beyonce more if she did poke fun at herself. That’s a way for her to be herself, I think, instead of acting like she’s Jesus, when she’s not.

  92. me (the original)®

    That is NOT a flattering pic of Matthew Knowles, LMAOOOOOOO


  93. ***** HOWARD STERN ,, he is a loser anyway… that crap is fake and i dont blame dad for being mad!! jealous *****es!!!

  94. Big Sister Cougar All Mite-tee - Behold THE GREEN AND GOLD!!!!

    LMAO @ Lady next door.

    100% cosign

  95. HatinMakesHerBetter

    If this is “real”, this would be the best kept secret in entertainment since the story about Janet and James DeBarge having a secret child together! Yall hate this woman so much you are willing to believe anything to discredit her. The day that Bey falls off and is no longer relevant is the day when this board and others like it will be full of people kissing her *****. Until then, hate on.

    I just can’t get over how dumb some people are. I mean if yall really think that girl couldn’t sing, don’t you think the members of DC who were booted would have revealed this by now!

    SMH @ stupidity

  96. FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    WTF?! IF THIS WAS SOLANGE’S FAST-***** UNDER THE GUN THEN DADDY DEAREST WOULDN’TVE HAD ***** TO SAY CUZ *****ODY WOULD’VE GAVE A FLYING *****

    –TAKIN UP FOR THE BREADWINNER HUH? SITCHO ***** DOWN!


  97. Bring Whitney Houston back. I am tired of Beyonce and all the crap she brings.

  98. me (the original)®

    In this pic, Matthew Knowles looks like the valet that parked my car a few weekends back.

  99. Silken Dove

    OH Papa Knowles! Don’t scold ya people’s. We know that’s not Bey, we just like to laugh from time to time. To time to time. To time to time to time, to time ya know??

  100. LBCER

    Lol Howard Stern is a fool. Did I just ehar coyotes howling? Wow!

  101. Mia

    haters gonna hate

  102. me (the original)®

    PrettyRosy

    Bring Whitney Houston back. I am tired of Beyonce and all the crap she brings.
    ———————————

    Unfortunately, I don’t think that’s going to happen :( But I’m with you though, I’d love to see Whitney come back. None of these main stream chicks will stand a chance. Mariah is the only exception, but she’d have to go back to Old School Mariah, not this MiMi garbage she’s doing.

  103. me (the original)®

    AND YOU CAN BLAME BEASTLY BOBBY BROWN FOR THAT.

    God I hate him.

  104. Just Sayin

    Is that Akon?

  105. kissy

    did the black woman on that show lose any weight

  106. me (the original)®

    Just Sayin

    Is that Akon?
    ——————————————

    DEAD!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  107. Pride

    She don’t sound good and I purchase a ticket to see her in July and if she sound like this that would be *****ed for paying that type of money

  108. B

    it amazes me how a lot of you, the ones that like Bey, are convincing yourself that this is fake. Get over it, she can’t sing. Hell, look at her albums sales. They stank cause real *****s know she’s whack. So, IMHO, don’t protect this *****.


  109. Inauguration PRE-RECORDED!!!!

    ya’ll didnt hear that the whole musical display was pre recorded for the Inauguration.. the orchestra, beyawnsay and all.. they showed it on fox and cnn. it was because the cold alters the integrity of the instruments. TRUTH!!

  110. Just Sayin

    Dat nicca look like a spida monkey wearin a bow tie!

    LMAO


  111. correction.. the orchestra was pre recorded.. not sure about beyawnsae.. lol

  112. *****CATFUN

    MATTHEW LOOK LIKE HE GOT SHOT UP WITH EMBALMING FLUID IN THIS PICTURE…THE ONLY THING MISSING IS THE COFFIN.


  113. dam he does look corpse like…

  114. 5 ft. of madness

    If she aint guilty, why is Papa defending?
    b/c they talkin about his daughter?
    She’s grown and can defend herself. If it’s that big of deal, schedule another performance on TODAY, or any national show and stand at the mic and just sing. No lights, beats, dancing etc. just sing. And that will be that.

  115. RJ

    THAT IS BEYONCE. She can’t reach her notes.

  116. me (the original)®

    TMZ confirmed it really isn’t Beyonce. The person responsible for the prank didn’t think it’d get this far, apparently.

    I’m still dying at the “Akon?” comment, Just Sayin’ LOL

  117. No Hating

    #1 throughout the snippet there is a tone and *****unciation of words, which are undeniably Beyonce.
    #2 Mr. Knowles, after being in the business for a bit you should know how to make a statement without calling people idiots or trying to gain sympathy from blacks by brining up the singing for Obama.
    #3 No hating from me cause I like Beyonce but I face the fact it is her singing, much like other so called singers and rappers image helps a lot and the lack of talent or moderate talent is disguisable in a studio
    #4 Mr. Knowles, you are the only idiot and why dont you bring a lawsuit about for these false accusations/slander much like other celebs do when stories of them being anorexic or this and that are put out, hmmm?

  118. O

    That stuff is real. Accept it Beyonce fans/stans,your so called god is not the best vocally.

  119. Black Beauty

    They better stop messing with his meal ticket. Papa don’t take no mess!! LOL

  120. I'm just saying......................

    First, I am not a big fan of Beyonce so this is not coming from a psycotic deranged STAN. CLearly, her voice has been tampered with people. Let’s us common sense! Maybe we will find out someone has digitally tampered with her acting and she really can act!!!

  121. Natalie

    Wow she sounds horrible. Way off key.

  122. *****CATFUN

    LMAO @ MY BAAD!

  123. I'm just saying......................

    LMAO@ CATFUN and BAD!!!!


  124. WTF…..?? LMAO

  125. I'm just saying......................

    Bringing in President Obama is annoying!! What does one have to do with the other. She also sang for Bush!!! Why didn’t he bring that up.

  126. me (the original)®

    God knows I’m no Beyonce Stan. I think she’s alright but that’s about it. Just stating what I read on TMZ.

  127. Mrs.

    YEAH! Why doesn’t he pay this much attention to his other daughter. I don’t care wheather it is fake or real I don’t like the conceded BIOTCH no way, she is to fake.

  128. Yo Raggamuffin u is like a college

    Come now, say what you will about her acting, but I’ve seen her live in Aruba good vocals and dancing. Hating beyonce will not make your fav singer anymore popular or talented. There is room, for a select FEW with actual talent unlessen’ you know somebody. Man some people aren’t happy until they see blood.

    More fiyah pon dem haters.

  129. WAKE UP PEOPLE

    You hating ***** blacks on here falling for a white man claim???? This is fake there is no way that even lip syncing loud is she going from low to high like that. Any trained singer know that the pitches are unnatural!! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

  130. *****CATFUN

    @ I’M JUST SAYING….DO HAVE THE SHOVEL TO THROW THE DIRT ON HIS BODY?

  131. Holla

    He needs to calm down. People are gonna believe what they want. Let them.


  132. WHY CANT YOU’LL BEY FANS TAKE AJOKE THE ***** CANT SING HAHAHA GET OVER IT . ITS NOT THE IN OF THE WORLD. HA HA

  133. me (the original)®

    The fact that they have to use sound boards and what not speaks volumes about the watered down garbage that is main stream music today.

    Everyone needs to go to You Tube and look up the video of Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia singing “I’m His Only Woman” –LIVE, mind you. I just listened to it and WOW. They sound so beautiful, separately and together. It’s the type of stuff that gets to the core of your being and moves you. Now this, people, is what R&B is SUPPOSED to be. I’ll be buying just about anything these two ladies put out.

    Of course, they’ll never be mainstream, because they don’t look like Beyonce, or Ciara, or what have you. But all of them, Beyonce, Ciara..and God help me yes, even my girl Ri Ri who I love..all of them need to sit down and watch this, then take some serious notes.

    Watered down BS like what’s out today is horrible. We might as well ALL be TONE DEF. And it’s not just R&B, either. This is happening in most genres of music.

  134. brown sugar

    this is really her hahahaaa

  135. mel

    ROFLMAO I CANT BREATHE EVERY TIME I HEAR THIS I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING WHAT MAKE IT WORSE IS HOWARD LAUGH PIMP MATTY SHUT THE ***** UP YOUR DAUGHTERS GAME IS OVER THAT IS EXACTLY HOW SHE SOUNDS CRTACKHEAD

  136. Mrs.

    @ me

    You took all the words out of my mouth. Right on.

  137. monie in the middle

    I wonder if Idris Elba had anything to do with releasing this audio of Beyonce singing… He seems to have issues with Bey’s “machine.”

  138. pm

    @me (the original)® I saw that clip of those 2 sangin those *****es tried to usher in the holy ghost.

  139. whatch sayin?

    I have heard her sing acapella. So, I think maybe this is what it is the tuning and all.

  140. Cali

    Can she articulate a sentence well enough to defend herself? He should be mad at Solange…basement baby was the one who leaked it lol!…and this is real and hilarious!

  141. me (the original)®

    pm

    @me (the original)® I saw that clip of those 2 sangin those *****es tried to usher in the holy ghost.
    —————

    LOL

  142. jasmine

    only idiots will belive this is true. oh the hUMANITY


  143. HA HA HA GET OVER IT ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD LITTLE MISS QUEEN WILL BE OK ITS NOT THE FIRST AND NOT THE LAST.

  144. dena j

    Anyone with a brain knows its fake. But its hilarious!! Now here comes Matty defending her as if we arent allowed to think anything of her unless its perfection. I wish him and his whole family would go away (Jay Z included). DAMN its a funny joke Mr Knowles

  145. J-hyper

    why did Daddy Knowles even choose to respond? she probably does lip synch from time to time

  146. me (the original)®

    Seriously, again though–look it up. Jennifer Hudson and Fantasia singing together LIVE on You Tube.

    It’d be nice if people with TALENT got the limelight.

    Leave the image stuff to the models and actors/actresses. The recording booth isn’t the place for that.

  147. NEXT

    wwow..she soooooo fake.

    She is showing more and more her real face!

    Dont ya’ll wonder why her video with this dude on the beach was never released?? Because she showed her real attitude with the homeboy!

  148. Y the Fuss...

    Are you kidding me?

    Going on the Today show and Letterman to sing her single, but promoting the movie.

    I’m officially over it.

  149. ...*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOhoes*...

    who cares
    live rich and die


  150. WATCH OUT POPPOP DONT HAVE A HEART ATTACK YOU HAVE TO BE HERE FOR WHEN YOUR LITTLE CAMEL GRAND BABYS ARE BORN.

  151. Phoenix7

    What makes her fake???
    Cause she doesn’t revel her inner most thoughts and feelings to the world?
    Anyone, even reg folk would be fools to do that LOL

    ITA with HATINMAKESHERBETTER LOL

  152. Back on My Swag

    This is the best she has ever sounded!! What an improvement!!!!!!!!

  153. MrsLaadee

    Yall know Pappa Knowles don’t let *****ody talk about The Knowles family bread winner. lol

  154. Ms p

    You people are really stupid to think that Beyonce’ cannot sing. She is a good singer and why are you hating on your own black people

  155. yvette

    BEYONCE COMMENTES ON FAKE SCREECHING TAPE GO TO MTV

  156. Lady Architect

    LMAO Daddy Knowles is an idiot…Why did he feel the need to even respond if the vocals were just “altered”

  157. s*****

    Matthew Knowles is the real idiot. What a jerk.

  158. Butterscotch

    He needs to let it go. She won’t lose a dime over this…whether it’s fake or not. Don’t sweat the small stuff…it’ll save you a lot of unnecessary stress.

  159. Dana

    Why is he always quick to come to his 27-year old married daughters defense. Sad.

  160. songbird09

    I don’t know why ppl are bringing heat to this….it’s old!

  161. Mia

    shut the ***** up.ont give matthew a mic,you know he is like solange…SO YES,he has the courage to call A FOOL,A FOOL !

  162. susan

    I don’t know when all you losers will realize the only reason why bossip puts even the most immaterial noise on beyonce here is that it gets the most hits, all the haters come out and all the fawners stay true. This might be fun, but if u guys posting want to be taken seriously at least admit u are as *****ed as the beyonce u claim to hate/love (u don’t really know her). Maybe we can make bossip a better site if we stopped reacting to beyonce stories. her haters are tired I mean for years u guys have been crying foul but where has that gotteen u, she is still moving right to the top and her lovers, u guys are the fuel that keep the haters going strong, she has her website go there and fawn so we can leave more meaningful footprints on this planet, not stuff like” I am a beyonce *****yzer” or “no. 1 fan” bla blah.
    Another thing I find strange is the authority people come here and talk with like they really know what they r talking about, I guess depending on ur mood humans are so pathetic is miserable to watch.
    Check it out if u doubt. Beyance gets the most his on bossip ever….we are all making her a sper star and that is why sh won’t go away, we provide the statistics for the “machine”. Drop Beyonce and say Kelis…bey…1millon hits a week, Kelis….40 thousand….ok give the endorsement to Bey she get more people, it doesn’t matter if it good things u say or not….she gets reations and that is all the facts they need. I know it’s hard but if u want her to go away, u must detach urself from her.
    Besides it’s weird to come here and se people repeat the same thing everyone is saying umm, “bey is a bad actress””bey is a bad actress””bey is a bad actress””bey is a bad actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad singer/actress””bey is a bad actress””bey is a bad actress” see what I mean, how intelligent does that look, no mater how it sounds, please go blog on gun control and other stuff and stop putting money into other ppl pocket and hating it. Peace!

  163. ***** Deep

    He looks like a raCOON that got caught in the headlights lol!


  164. That dam daddy looks like he just did 10 lines of blow in this pic!! Pure Comedy! LMAO!!!

  165. KMBA74

    That’s Bey. She lip sing at concerts too. You can get mad but it happens. J-Lo had Ashanti singing some of her songs too.

  166. ManEater

    Bey Daddy looks like he just got finished slinging bean pies with that bow tie and white shirt on.

  167. lele

    sounds like she was imitating ciara…..ha

  168. ManEater

    @susan

    I don’t know when all you losers will realize the only reason why bossip puts even the most immaterial noise on beyonce here is that it gets the most hits, all the haters come out and all the fawners stay true. This might be fun, but if u guys posting want to be taken seriously at least admit u are as *****ed as the beyonce u claim to hate/love (u don’t really know her). Maybe we can make bossip a better site if we stopped reacting to beyonce stories. her haters are tired I mean for years u guys have been crying foul but where has that gotteen u, she is still moving right to the top and her lovers, u guys are the fuel that keep the haters going strong, she has her website go there and fawn so we can leave more meaningful footprints on this planet, not stuff like” I am a beyonce *****yzer” or “no. 1 fan” bla blah.

    WHY R U HERE? FOR THE SAME REASON WE R. BEY SUCK TO ME. THAT’S MY OPINION. WE ALL LIKE WHAT WE LIKE AND HATE WHAT WE HATE. BEY JUST CAN’T SING TO ME. SHE’S FUN TO WATCH AND VERY ENTERTAINING, BUT SHE’S THE AVERAGE SINGER.

  169. the truth

    @me(the original)

    you don’t seem to overstand or grasp what a ’soundboard’ is or does


  170. HOWARD STERN IS THE BEST SHOW PERIOD…

    I LISTEN TO HIM EVERYDAY…GET SIRIUS XM AND IT WILL BE THE BEST MONEY FOR ENTERTAINMENT YOU’LL EVER SPEND!!

    I CRIED WITH LAUGHTER LISTENING TO THIS YESTERDAY…SHE SUCKS!!!

  171. mizjulie

    Hi Folks. On another website it was admitted by now that this is a fake. I’m sure Bossip won’t post it anyway, just sayin.


  172. HEY MISS SUSAN GET OVER IT HONEY EVER ONE NOT HATERS THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH DONT CRIED ITS GOING TO BE OK LOVE YOU HONEY.

  173. grant

    f**kin’ hilarilous….if it’s her or not who cares…it’s a joke….lighten up Be-clones…

  174. Hateration

    You can tell this was a doctored voice, this ain’t real, we don’t believe you, you need more people!


  175. SO WHAT IF ITS FAKE SHE STILL CANT SING THE ***** JUST *****ING FUNNY GET OVER IT CRIED BABYS.

  176. Love Life

    @ COCO, invest in hooked on phonics, PLEASE. if u are retarded, i apologize.

    Beyonce is the bomb in any capacity, even on Bossip. Kiss ***** haters!!!!

  177. Winona

    It has been confirmed that it is fake.

  178. Love Life

    who in the hell invented the phrase “Cried baby”?
    hello? it’s cry baby!!! u ***** wipes!!! cry baby.


  179. YOU ***** HOLE KISS MY ***** CRY ON THAT .

  180. Sydney™

    LMAO @ the dog howling in the background

    and

    the comments about the photo of Papa Knowles are hilarious. He does look like a deer caught in headlights. LOL!


  181. YEH SHE’S THE BOMB ALLRIGHT .

  182. Demeter

    LOL. Everybody knows she CAN sing live, they should let that roll off they back. Besides it’s Howard Stern, enough said.

  183. baeyaki

    ROTFLMBO!! Bossip is hilarious! I love yall for the “dial it down grandpa” statement and the “geriatric….playground” statement. That was comedy.
    I mean really, say what you will about our favorite diva but it is A FACT that girlie can BLOW!!


  184. LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY ITS CRIES MISS KNOW IT ALL.

  185. Brandy

    It is clear she can sing, people are so dumb


  186. EVERBODY KNOWS SHE CAN’T SING YOU GOT THAT WROG .


  187. YEH SHE CAN BLOW ALLRIGHT ASK JAY’Z

  188. fsdfdf

    AHHA ITS FAKE CLICK THE YOUTUBE LINK AND READ THE DESCRIPTION

  189. FACINGREALITY

    This NOT FAKE – Beyonce was singing to a TRACK – the audience heard a track and she was singing along with the CD and the only person that was suppose to hear Beyonce’s real voice was the SOUND PERSON who apparently leaked the tape. If you believe that Bey sung at the inaguration live is CRAZY – that was taped and the HBO concert was TAPED AND ALL THE ARTIST LIP SYNCED so Papa Knowles need to shut the f up.

    There isn’t a person alive who could dance around on stage like Bey and NEVER MISS A NOTE – she sings to TRACK but usually the mic is DEAD.


  190. Does Mr. Knowles eat fish sticks???

  191. lance

    Come on everybody…do you really think she is singing live in concert with all that dancing and you hear no heavy breathing? Most of todays artist use a track. I think its real….sorry BEY fans everything is not as perfect as it seems. She just got caught.

  192. Soverytrue

    It probably wasn’t Beyonce in its entirety and probably was altered. Matthew could not be the father of Venus and Serena because they are ridiculed by everyone including some of their fans but they defend themselves particularly Serena. Venus is good at ignoring them but Serena goes straight after them on the tennis court and kick butt. Richard Williams sometimes defend them when he says that the tennis world is prejudice but he lets it ride because their tennis does the talking for them. I am not saying Matthew should not defend Bey but seemingly it should be Jay doing it moreso but it’s as if he doesn’t care or knows that this type of thing happens all the time. If you are going to be in the media everyone is not going to like you therefore you have to take the good with the bad.If it’s not true Matthew should forget it and move on! Last but not least I am certain that Bey does have a lot of people that are not in her corner but she has to learn to rise above all of that…..Some people despise Jesus so that’s it in a nutshell.


  193. KNOW HE EATS *****.

  194. me (the original)®

    the truth

    @me(the original)

    you don’t seem to overstand or grasp what a ’soundboard’ is or does
    ————————————-

    No I don’t “overstand” what a soundboard is. I don’t know what “overstand” means as well. Help? LOL That can’t even get a p***** as a typo. Over and Under, that’s no typo.

    Anyway, you can put me on blast for using the word soundboard. Sometimes I type stuff and mean to go back and edit a word or sentence and forget..so yeah, my bad. : /

    What I was getting at is that a lot of mainstream artists use all sorts of equipment to alter their voices and what not. Music in general seems to be getting away from the “human” aspect. Kind of weird for me to make that statement as a fan of electronica music as well, but..there it is.

    Anyway, for R&B, we should be putting people with actual VOCAL talent on the pedestal, and that doesn’t happen so much anymore. Again, Image > talent.


  195. IS HE *****ING HER MAY BE .


  196. CAT FISH.


  197. I DO NOT THINK ANY OF THAT WAS DOCTORED UP I THINK IT IS WHAT IT IS THAT IS SOME SAD ***** SINGING I AM NOT A SINGER AND I KNOW I CAN DO BETTER THAT THAT, WE GONNA START OUT OWN REALITY SHOW AND IT WILL BE CALLED” SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SING” YEP TOO BAD BEY I AM SO GLAD THEY HERD YOUR ***** I TOLD PEOPLE YOU COULDNT SING 5 YEARS AGO I HAVE SEEN YOU IN CONCERT AND ALL THE ***** THEY HAVE MAKING YOU SOUND GOOD NOW IT IS OUT AGAIN HOWARD THANK YOU FOR PUTTING HER ***** ON BLAST LOL………LOLLOLLOLLOL

  198. Silken Dove

    Queen Beysus is so elite, that she didn’t even know! That’s Bey!

  199. BEYONCENJAYZHATA

    THAT ***** IS LYING SHE HEARD THIS ***** ALREADY AND SHE READS THESE BLOGS SITES, LOL

  200. goonette on dek......

    a hen hen hen hen…….come on guys, this aint Bey…it”s a *****ing set up!!!! Damn ya”ll *****z hating on Bey like Krazy!!!

  201. jasmine

    SOME GUY NAMED ALLADIN82 MADE THE SOUNDBARD AND ADMITTED THAT IT WAS FAKE…. YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID TO AHVE BELIVED IT WAS REAL. ***** Y’ALL!

  202. If it's not EDIBLE why does it look like a TACO?

    They got what they paid for — Milli Vanilli !!!!

  203. I'm just saying......................

    Okay….Beyonce gets on my nerves and I am soooooooooooooooooooooo sick of her. That being said, those of you who are still saying this is her singing are takingthe hate to a whole different level. Come on now people…listen and think. Don’t let your hatred get in the way of COMMON SENSE!!!

  204. John D. Hater

    TO THE DUMB *****ES WHO THINK THIS IS FAKE, YOU ARE

    STUPID…I HAVE A BRIDGE IN ALASKA TO SELL TO YOU

    REALLY CHEAP.

  205. John D. Hater

    ME (THE ORIGINAL *****SUKA),

    TO OVERSTAND IS AN ISLAND TING…BUT IN ALL

    ACTUALITY MAKES MORE SENSE BECAUSE TO UNDERSTAND

    DESCRIBES FALLING SHORT OF SOMETHING…OVERSTAND?

  206. John D. Hater

    @…I’M JUST SAYING,

    WHY DO YOU THINK SINGERS LIPSYNC? BECAUSE LIVE, MOST OF THEM SOUND LIKE THAT.

    IF IT WERE FAKE, HOWARD STERN COULD GET SUED…AND THEY DON’T BS WITH THE TRUTH.

  207. lanette

    this is fake; i to have heard sing live—this is garbage and her crew shouldn’t even respond to it.

    BOSSIP is one of the most hateful sites on the internet , they hate black woman with a p*****ion…

  208. luvgossip

    This shyt is hilarious. Eff her and her stupid dad.

  209. the truth

    @me
    overstand, check any rasta for the meaning behind saying that instead of understand, it will take too much time. it’s simple wordplay and the meaning behind words and phrases i.e. how can one understand if you’re under, under a rock, under a spell, etc, etc. i try not to get to deep into that stuff

    the technology cannot make a bad singer whose pitch is all over the place sound good, you would hear all the artifacts and formant changes. to take an average singer with really bad pitch and intonation and fix it would be extremely time consuming as opposed to a singer that has a few pitchy parts. things like autotune can do some real time pitch correction but nothing drastic and it wouldn’t be able to make this mess sound less horrible. there really isn’t an elixer despite what some may think.

    old school songs used the same ‘tricks’, they haven’t changed for the most part, things like delay, chorus, flangers, reverb, doubling, harmonizers, etc have been used to improve performance and ‘fool’ (a lack of a better word) your ears and how it reports to your brain and how it is perceived. the biggest difference is that singers and musicians used to be allowed to have bad notes/be pitchy, basically be imperfect, whereas now it’s expected to have no flaws, leaving a weird unnatural vibe to modern music for well over 2 decades.


  210. U mean all this time she really couldn’t hold a note…of course she can, but this was pretty funny

  211. Hell Is On Our Side!

    Sounds like an improvement (for Beyonce) to me. Just sayin’!

  212. I'm just saying......................

    @Hater….DO you listen to his show????Howard Stern could get sued for half the crap he talks about. And I know people lip sync. TMZ has come out and admitted it was FAKE-FAKE-FAKE…..Let it GO!!!! Again…I am not a BEyonce lover….If she dropped off the face of the earth tommorrow, I would not care.

  213. mc

    lmao…that was funny. but ya’ll know this *****e(yes *****e) was fake. sounds like your c*****ette player back in the gap when the batteries were dying. come on. to use a truly annoying term in modern nomenclature: stop hating. for real. you say bey is dumb as a box of pebbles(not even rocks) that got held back in 1st grade…i might agree. her weave looks like that little bit of fuzz that won’t come off the broom after sweeping the attic…beautiful girl but, i’d co-sign that ***** quick like. but to say that girl can’t sing or is a bad performer…let that go. you don’t have to like her, but she is a talent.

  214. jaiiS*****

    LMA0 FUNNY BUT THATS NOT HER

  215. cmb5163

    Just listen to “Flaws and All” & “Halo”. She sounds like a cat meowing!

  216. erra-uhhh

    bey’s team leaked this themselves…mo pub! mo pub! mo pub!

  217. John D. Hater

    @ I’M JUST SAYING…

    YOU DON’T LISTEN TO STERN, FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS DIFFERENT THAN DEFAMATION.

    EVERYONE’S COMING OUT SAYING IT’S NOT HER EXCEPT FOR BEYONCE!!

    THAT’S HER ON THE TRACK, ANYONE LIKE TMZ COMING OUT SAYING IT’S NOT HER I’M SURE FELT PRESSURE FROM HER MACHINE!!

  218. me (the original)®

    @John D Hater

    I’m born and raised in the Mainland. I’ve never heard any Caribs use that term, so it was new to me. GG w/ “Original *****suka” though. (read: FAIL.)

    @ Truth:

    I apologize for bustin’ on you about the overstand thing. Like I said, I’ve never heard it.

    Now I understand what you’re saying about the equipment used to enhance people’s voices, and yes, I’ll even give it to you that this was done for a while now…but would you not agree that the caliber of singers these days are a good bit below singers of the past? It used to be that you could turn on a radio station and they’d have a singer up. They’d ask said singer to sing a few bars, and it’d sound decent. I don’t even think that happens anymore.

    I will concede that you’re right, autotune and stuff like that isn’t a magic wand and can not take someone who sounds completely terrible and make them sound great, but it is being used more often it seems, and on a lower grade of singers. Just my opinion.

  219. John D. Hater

    @ I’M JUST SAYING…

    IF YOU’RE NOT A FAN, WHY ARE YOU SO PRESSED?!!

    SHE SUCKS, LIVE WITH IT!!!!

  220. pistol whipped

    Itz kind of funny, how much people get in to the singer, rappers, acters. They are people getting pay a whole lot of money for some of the best “so call jobs” in the world, I think we put to much in to human beings.

  221. John D. Hater

    @ ME…

    YOU GOTTA HANG WITH SOME DIFFERENT CARIBS INSTEAD OF THE YANKEE TYPE.

  222. duh

    theme song….thun thun un un father Knowles to the rescue!!!! y even justify the matter with a response?????? she doesnt always sing live!!!

  223. duh

    wow she got implants too!!!

  224. tj

    All they did was splice together different keys of the song that she sang at different times. Whatever. No one buys that. Talk about that nose job.

  225. cheeseGrits

    lol…but Fantasia was Awesome both times…

    and she sang live, no ear piece, interacted with the band…
    ~offers bowl~ Grits, Beyodel?

  226. Neva fooled

    Whatever!

    I say the Knowels put this out there themselves to help her slumping concert sales. Free publicity is just that…free.

  227. msmoss

    Wow! Never have I ever seen such hate – against any artist in the music industry. This is down right grotesque and incredibly ignorant. Beyonce Knowles has not done anything to anyone. Leave the woman alone and do you! If you haven’t – hear this :

    He shall lay a table infront of my enemies.

    Everytime you hate on her, God skips you and blesses her. Leave her alone, her talent, success, prosperity surp*****es human understanding – don’t try comprehending such – you dont have the capacity.

  228. USHER'S EX I HAVE NOT EVEN LISTENED TO THE AUDIO/VIDEO

    I SURE AM NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYTHING I SPAT OUT ON BEYONCE and she certainly did very much deserved it

    but this time for once i have to defend beyonce, and if i never hear it i don’t care, this is giving me chills up my spine it is sick and filthy thing to do to your own blood/offspring

    DAD this is well out of order you have gone to far this time,you need to stfd and stfu
    there is no excuse for tearing down your successful daughter’s career and the most successful black female entertainer ever lived
    of cousre she has her faults and i and others complian but that is only because we all know she is capable of much better or else i would not ask it of her
    i always gave her the chance to put her self on a higher platform no matter what she has done to me and as it was fatal dad you have no excuse at all it is more in my place to do that to her but
    because i am not interested in seeing a black person fail and embarr***** us as a nation and as a race even further
    your daughter is known to be stupid why add to it with this what in the hell do you expect to gain from it
    i know i would not gain a dam thing if i choose not to be in the industry i would never tear down or rip apart any ones career that is why i say repeatedly i only do this because i am not in the limelight or spotlight so it is okay to air my opinion/views without everyone getting out of pocket
    i give them all a chance to move on

  229. USHER'S EX I HAVE NOT EVEN LISTENED TO THE AUDIO/VIDEO

    I SURE AM NOT BACKING DOWN FROM ANYTHING I SPAT OUT ON BEYONCE and she certainly did very much deserved it

    but this time for once i have to defend beyonce, and if i never hear it i don’t care, this is giving me chills up my spine it is sick and filthy thing to do to your own blood/offspring

    DAD this is well out of order you have gone to far this time,you need to stfd and stfu
    there is no excuse for tearing down your successful daughter’s career and the most successful black female entertainer ever lived
    of cousre she has her faults and i and others complian but that is only because we all know she is capable of much better or else i would not ask it of her
    i always gave her the chance to put her self on a higher platform no matter what she has done to me and as it was fatal dad you have no excuse at all it is more in my place to do that to her but
    because i am not interested in seeing a black person fail and embarr***** us as a nation and as a race even further
    your daughter is known to be stupid why add to it with this what in the hell do you expect to gain from it
    i know i would not gain a dam thing if i choose not to be in the industry i would never tear down or rip apart any ones career that is why i say repeatedly i only do this because i am not in the limelight or spotlight so it is okay to air my opinion/views without everyone getting out of pocket
    i give them all a chance to move on

  230. Quantum

    Some people will believe anything…especially if it supports their agenda! The fact of the matter is that the audio clearly displays a terrible splice job, as tj already mentioned. How can any intelligent person fall for this? This just may be defamation, in a court of law. Especially if there’s any sign that Beyonce loses revenue, due to Howard Sterns negligence….

  231. I'm just saying......................

    @hater….you seem a bit pressed yourself. My life will go on.


  232. Her dad is so annoying. Go sit down somewhere. He think his daughter is also OH NEXT To Christ. It don’t make no damn sense how he is always trying to call the shots in the media. It DAMN SHO don’t make no sense how he always trying to put her azz on this horse like she just the best ever and ever. We know Bey can sing-ain’t *****ody doubtin that but the ish was funny azz hell. Can we laugh sometimes-DAMN! Get yo azz outta here!

  233. susan

    can someone come with a good name for Beyonce haters? I mean stan for her fans is quite apt, but haters is so generic….her haters also deserve a special name.
    Suggestions anyone?
    Eg a xter from a book, movie or even a song like “stan”. I mean we can’t let this era p***** without giving the haters (gosh I hate that term)a name….she won’t be around fro ever you know. we need to immortalize the concept of hating Beyonce @ least…..

  234. susan

    @maneater *****ody is asking u not be here and do ur thing, just pointing out to u that at the end of the day u r only a number, statistics and nothing more. Difference btw me and u? U will NEVER see me posting crap about anyone or deconstruting aimlessly. I don’t like ….Muka Stone for example, u will never see me at his site, commenting on news about him, looking for stories about him so I can comment or take issues with his family.
    U r virulent and negative so accept that about urself and make peace with what u r really doing on this site. Besides if bashing her makes u happy then by all means KNOCK URSELF OUT. lol! I’m really all for that!
    Peace and Love.
    To all…Who u Love rocks and who u don’t sucks!!!!
    Rock on!!!


  235. LOOK HOW BLACK HIS LIPS ARE.

  236. Sticking to the Point

    Why didn’t she drop a verse right there? Why didn’t she sing right on the spot and say what MF’s take that.

    I never see her go off the dome and sing.


  237. It sounds prety real to me, she prolly couldnt hear herself sing nd that was the problem, but as for even bigger mistakes. who the heck makes a song called if i were a boy, even the today show announcer that waxs interviewing betonce before the performance laugh when she said the title of her song. he was like “what?”. that’s what im sayin’wether she can sing or not isnt the deal, somebody needs to ask her to stop putting out *****ty music!

  238. tinkabell

    This is called MELODYNE!!! They ran her voice through MELODYNE and f-ed up her notes…this is ridiculous…haters come with something better.

  239. 1prettypoodle

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    But we all know its fake! That’s what makes it so funny! I’VE HEARD PEOPLE SING LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!! And they thought they were doin it!!!!!! THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SOOOO FUNNY!!!!

  240. Ms. T.

    Papa Knowles looks a tad bit waxy in that picture. What’s really going on?

  241. Noel

    it doesn’t matter if it’s fake or not.some people still love to hear her sing…by the way the ***** is hilarious! but its’ so obvious that’s not her!

  242. Tiffany

    It sounds fake…idk dont really care..Beyonce is the SugarHoneyIcedTea LOL

  243. Elle'

    LMAO this is funny! If this was real then the crowd would have booed the hell out of her like they did Ashley Simpson. New Yorkers don’t play that stuff! Even if she was off key she has a good voice!

    This coming from the girl who is not much of a Beyonce fan!

  244. Silken Dove

    Me personally, I’ve pretty much watched Bey sing while doing 3 cartwheels, 8 backflips, swam 5 laps, while jumproping at the same time and she STILL hit that note and did NOT even CRACK!

    =/

  245. Nelly

    You can’t silence the tongue this right here just shows there is no pleasing America. Damn everybody no through all her years as a entertainer that she is good at it.Beyonce haves a beautiful voice. And she no how to sing and perform her ***** off so leave her alone. This ***** wasn’t funny because you no that Bey don’t sound like that


  246. Yall talking about her daddy needs to sit down ***** he like pretty much ONE black daddy that will dig in sombody ***** about his child. and if he wasn’t she would probably be crashing cars and ***** like others do and have done. Yall stop being mad because that girl got a level head and knows what she wants and won’t compromise MOST of her morals for anyone. ***** i ain’t gone lie my dad supports me with conversation ……over the phone and that good and all but ***** its nothing like a parent being by your side. I’m persuing my acting career i’m gone tell ya its way tougher when your walking alone. so i can’t even hate on her dad being overly protective his DAUGHTER. I mean and she has been in interviews where she have had to defend herself this is the first i have heard of him having anything to say and that rare for southern folks period

  247. Janelle

    say what you want but we all know Bey can sing….


  248. LMAO@ *****BibCrazy.com THEY SELL FUNNY BIBS 4 YOUR *****…LOL

    You have got to take a minute to see this, I have never seen nothing like this in my life, lol.

    VISIT *****BIBCRAZY.COM GET YOUR LAUGH ON…

    I CAN’T WAIT TO GET ONE!


  249. :shocked:
    :angry:
    :mad:
    :surprised:


  250. :blush:


  251. i don’t care what any of you stupid mother*****as say the ***** can’t sing this is her she must have ***** off the engineer everyone thats a fan of hers have been bamboozled and still is!!!!! THIS IS HER!!!!!!


  252. @ nelly….of course she don’t sound like the with her engineer LMAO!!!!!! no she can not sing her ***** off i believe everyone who knows her know she can’t sing this is her!!!!! you and every other chick thats in awe of her don’t want to belive it!!!!


  253. daddy knowles responded cause he knows that its true!!! other wise he would not have said *****!!!!


  254. [...] Listen to Bey unedited here [...]

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