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Lindsay Lohan was out shopping for glasses the other day resembling a malnourished-hippie. Lindsay’s boobs look like that of a tribal woman in her fifties, and if you don’t think she is on dope then we have some beachfront property for sale in Arizona with your name on it.

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  • GoodKarma4Me

    1st?

  • Wouldn't you like to know

    ……….

  • GoodKarma4Me

    Damn, I can’t even see the picture

  • Eryca K

    She looks terrible.

  • * I AM ROYALTY*

    DAMN

  • lord

    LMAO

  • wow

    I am fifty and I look better than that!!

  • GoodKarma4Me

    @ wow
    Uhmm yea sure….(rolling eyes)

  • tb

    Wow, did she have kids that we didn’t hear about? What are her titts doing down there?

  • mc

    Damn…that’s a shame. Somebody slap her mother because her little sister is going down the exact same path a hell of a lot sooner. You should not look 55 at 22 and 40 at 15 dammit.

  • wow

    @ good Karma
    Ever heard of wearing good bras and sleeping in them as well. Dont hate I dont look fifty girlfriend!!

  • Brown Like Viola Davis

    lol That’s terrible. Her boobs are a mess. My mama’s boobs look better than that!

  • Brown Like Viola Davis

    And she’s 51! Sheesh

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  • Encyclopedia Brown

    What does this have to do with the theme of the website?

  • mrs. T.

    She need a boob job ASAP!! I am sure she can afford it.

  • waka waka

    She needs to lose 10 more pounds then…man o man I’m all over that..

  • ThAtLaDy22

    Ew

  • Pam

    i bet she stinks

  • john hope franklin

    p.w.t.
    as if i had never seen it before…

  • HEY-THISISME

    Y’ALL DONE SAID IT ALL, I’LL JUST CONCUR!!!

  • Scooby Dubious

    so where is this property exactly?

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