Mary J. in Vibe

Posted on January 7th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Mary J Blige, Ne-Yo, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Mary J Vibe

Mary J. Blige covers the February 2008 issue of Vibe magazine. Mary is looking fly and is definitely doing her thing, but what sounds a little more entertaining than reading about Mary and the truth about her loves songs, is reading about Ne-Yo and his pick up lines. That sounds like some pure comedy right there. Ne-Yo just doesn’t seem to have that good pick-a-broad up swag.

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  • http://www.gravatar.com Mz GA

    Get it MJB

  • http://www.gravatar.com Mz GA

    Neyo Neyo Neyo……..and his catfish swag

  • Dont mind me

    nice

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    DAMN Keyisha I mean Mary.

    Neyo has pick up lines? LMMFAO what?

    “hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”

    I wanna read that article about Jah Cure tho..I love his music.

  • mr mr

    MARY is killing them in this mag.

    Looking real good…I’m impressed

    Keep doing your thing MA!

  • That Ain’t Right!

    Bahama Mama

    DAMN Keyisha I mean Mary.

    Get out of my head! I was just thinking the same thing.

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    Okay.

  • Lady Architect

    Mary is looking very fierce in these photos…forget about keisha…Mary is knocking her out the box sad to say.

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    *climbing out of That Ain’t Right! head*

    sorry i go outta my head/mind for a while sorry I was all up in urs…No HOMO…lol

  • Mz_Magnificent1

    Go MJB!!! She looks fan-fyckin-tastic!!! Yeah she killin it this go ’round…Mary marches to the beat of her own drum and she has never lost that NYC attitude!!!

    Fyck I like her…this is the only entertainment chick I “IDOLIZE”!!!

  • me that’s who

    “hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”

    ^^^^^ too damn early bmama…..lmmfao

  • me that’s who

    ……mary been on vibe so many times i done lost count…..she looks good tho…..

  • http://u HOTSTUFF

    Mary is killing these young hoes!!!!!

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    “hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”

    ^^^^^ too damn early bmama…..lmmfao

    my bizad…lol i’ll be good…

  • DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)

    MARY J. IS THE QUEEN OF VIBE…(at least she covered that 4 head) YALL REMEMBER WHEN SHE AND THE EDITOR DARN NEAR FELL OUT OVER THAT COVER..

  • me that’s who

    fone=gone

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    Let it all out mtw!!! lmao

    why shaq posing with them chicks and them horrible wigs

    ^^^ cuz he wants the new title “king of white

    girls with bad wigs

    why zoe kravitz and her man look like mofo homeless transiet vagabonds????

    ^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    oh and

    and when in the hell is flav gone realize that he will NEVER find love, EVER cuse he got too many damn kids…….

    ^^ um i don’t know if it’s the kids but I’m pretty sure that no sane woman wants to wake up to that face. naw..

  • http://www.mochacity.com/stilettosnsmiles StilettosnSmiles

    I know that’s right HotStuff…noboby out here wants it with Ms. Blige!! Ya’ll better praise her!! LMAO!! These one hit wonders need to step back and look at the Queen!! I love me some Keyisha Cole….but she wants no part of Mary!! Get em Mary!!

  • me that’s who

    ^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.

    ^^^^^^lmmfao well her daddy is lenny i know he can get they ass an apt somewhere fully stocked with food and hot water cause that look like that is what they need…..

  • PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    mary killin em … she just keeps looking better and better. now if we could only get her to give up the blond. i truly hate seeing sisters with blond hair. nothing about it is natural unless youre an albino.

  • me that’s who

    ^^ um i don’t know if it’s the kids but I’m pretty sure that no sane woman wants to wake up to that face. naw..

    ^^^^^^lmao well the kids, and the face, and the breath cause it look like his breath smells like hot sewers……

  • me that’s who

    why shaq posing with them chicks and them horrible wigs

    ^^^ cuz he wants the new title “king of white

    ^^^^^^lmmfao like that is a title to be proud of….and polow silly ass ain’t even bout to give that title up……idiot

  • Kimy

    Go Mary! Why should you get pick up lines from Neyo, he looks suspect!

  • Moomoo

    Okay I get it, Mary hated that other Vibe cover because they didn’t airbrush her enough. So now Vibe decide to air brush a 36 YO black female (who in reality looks older due to all that crack) and transform her into a 20 YO Keyshia Cole impersonator? LMFAO

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/FWNBTD Petemybaby

    Mary is doing her thang. Kesha needs to give mary her style back. but ummm these picture have watermarks all over them and y’all didn’t even credit the site y’all got them from that’s foul. I mean i saw them on there 2 days ago. Good post nonetheless but be like obama and change in oh ate

  • Moomoo

    Oh….and before ‘MJB’ comes up here cursing and telling me to “bow down and respect the queen” smh let me just say this: I stand by what I said so kiss my black non-air brushed ass! LMFAO

  • Angel

    What does Keyshia have to do with this? Nothing.

    Anyway, Mary looks fantastic. It’s a nice throwback picture…took me back to the old school Mary days circa ’94 when her music was the official hip hop soul street anthems.

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    Jan 7, 2008 – 9:24 am Mz GA

    Neyo Neyo Neyo……..and his catfish swag

    ^^^^^^^

    LMMFAO!!! I thought I was the only one who thought that. Yeah, he used to live like 10 minutes from me in L.A. but I guess he couldn’t get the chicks out here without the right loot so he moved to Atlanta (no disrespect to Atlanta women. I’ve never been there but I want to visit). Too many gold diggers and not enough gold in L.A.

    ^^^^^^

    @Drock, yeah, she IS the queen of Vibe mag lol. They can’t get enough of her and I aint mad. SHe is putting these young girls to SHAME *clears throat* Rihanna *clears throat again* lol.

    I don’t really ever remember seeing Spicy Creolette on the cover at all to be honest but I am sure she has been plenty of times but I didn’t pay attention lol.

    I remember that ish when her and Mimi Valdez had that fall out and Mary when a little “retro-Mary” on her and called her out on National T.V. at the Vibe awards. Although she (Mary) was probably right, and the editing department and their photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”, I got a little uncomfortable when Mary went there. I think she could of E-mailed her or something a little more classy to show our young black women how to be ASSERTIVE instead of AGGRESSIVE. You get better results that way and keep the reputation of being easy to work with which goes further than most think in Hollywood and every where else to be honest. TRUST ME, I learned the hard way as most of us did lol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    I see Vibe made up for their previously photo shoot blunder. This one is hot.

  • Momo

    Airbrushing. It’s what magazines do. Hell yeah they needed to make up for that previous cover, she looked like stir fried shyt.

  • Kerry

    LAMO @ Bahama Mama… I was thinking the SAME thing when I saw Mary!!!! Lol…

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Gorgeous pics…

  • lmao

    mary looks amazing with all that make up of course, i haven’t seen a picture of her with her scare in a long time, and those blond wig she wears YIKES!!! her songs are all depressing, and stupid, they make no sense at all…..hatarasha whats that hahahahaha

  • NubianGoddez

    Thank god for Photoshopp. we all know Mary look old and tired as hell. and Neyo sit yo gay azz down!!

  • http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/77176256.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193F017BA0BE69430F7EFF5BC518F2472F8284831B75F48EF45 Leonie

    The Shades are a good look

  • lmao

    nubian goddez

    i totally feel you on this

    she is tore the fuk up

  • BeeBee

    I find it hilarious how Keyshia and Beyonce manage to wiggle there way into the conversation…..MJB you look good this time go round miss!

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    Jan 7, 2008 – 9:47 am Bahama Mama

    “hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”

    ^^^^^^^

    LMAO!!!

  • anonymous

    mary put keyshia’s recent VIBE cover to shame on all levels. and she puts ANY beyonce cover to shame. and why are these 2 losers being mentioned in the same sentence as mary? why are people still trying to throw their names around?

  • kai

    Beautiful woman that has come a long way…

  • kai

    anonymous..you are right Mary is a damn veteran and an icon.

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/FWNBTD Petemybaby

    Hey Bahama Mama, I saw you know the site w/ the 13 reason… What’s good!!!

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    me that’s who

    ^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.

    ^^^^^^lmmfao well her daddy is lenny i know he can get they ass an apt somewhere fully stocked with food and hot water cause that look like that is what they need…..

    ^^^^^^^^

    LMMFBAO @ fully stocked with food and hot water…AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    And don’t forget a PCJ no lye relaxer or a hot comb for God’s sake lol!!!

  • anonymous

    nubian goddezz

    the bottom of mary j.’s foot looks better than you, i’m sure.

  • http://blogtalkradio.com/FWNBTD Petemybaby

    MAry J Bligde they blocked you b/c they stealing!!! look at the watermark

  • BeeBee

    As long as MJB, Keyshia, Beyonce, AK etc are out here makin money nobody should be mad at them….but them again when you’re not hapy with yourself, you tend to try to bring other people down…..SMH

  • anonymous

    thank god for photoshop?

    in some of y’all cases, thank god for the internet!

  • DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)

    photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”….LMAO…

    DON’T MAKE ME GET MY VASELINE AND SIZE 11 DOC MARTENS.

    SINCE WHEN HAS M.J.B. EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS???? SINCE WHEN ANY BLACK PERSON EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS??? (unless they come in skake skin??)

  • British Black girl

    This has got to be one of the best front covers for MJB I have ever seen…she looks F.L.Y…!! I will actually buy this copy of adverts..I mean Vibe…lol!!

  • dayg715

    that’s what i say, beebee. mary j. looks hot to death, and they know it, too.

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    ^^^^^

    and her Boyfriend reminds me of the Jewish white supremacist in the movie “Alpha Dog” if anyone has seen it with Justin Timberlake. YES, I did say Jewish WHITE SUPREMACIST which I am STILL to this day confused about lol.

    I cried for that boys mother at the end as I have 2 boys of my own and I don’t ever want to imagine……..

  • DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)

    M.T.W. U FORGOT…WHY ZOE KRAVITZ THINK SHE DON’T NEED NO DARK N LOVELY???? WE SEEN WHAT HER HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE, U KNOW HER KITCHEN IS ON FIYAAAA!!!!

  • JerseyBred

    It’s been a while since she’s had a cover this good.

  • Marsha

    Hot pics!

  • BeeBee

    Jan 7, 2008 – 10:38 am dayg715

    that’s what i say, beebee. mary j. looks hot to death, and they know it, too

    ^^^^^^

    MJB looks dayumn good for her age!

  • JerseyBred

    DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)

    photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”….LMAO…

    DON’T MAKE ME GET MY VASELINE AND SIZE 11 DOC MARTENS.

    SINCE WHEN HAS M.J.B. EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS???? SINCE WHEN ANY BLACK PERSON EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS??? (unless they come in skake skin??)

    *****************************************************

    “You Remind Me,” “Real Love,” & probably “You Bring Me Joy” videos.

    & like it’s been said before, everyone gets photoshopped. They’ve made Beyonce appear much paler than she is in many magazines. Foxy & Naomi Campbell’s even been lightened for many covers.

    They probably felt the need to give her a good cover when she made an issue of her last cover at the Vibe Awards 2 yrs ago.

  • bobshfdfg

    mmm. I am not surprised.I only care how to date a rich person or meet my favorite celebrities.

    My best friend is very lucky who dated a wealthy match on a celebrities and millionaire dating site called “Searching M illionaire. com”. It’s said Charlie Sheen dated an attractive girl there last May.

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    why zoe kravitz and her man look like mofo homeless transiet vagabonds????

    why meghan goode ALWAYS look the same

    and when in the hell is flavfone realize that he will NEVER find love, EVER cuse he got too many damn kids…….

    _____________________________________________________

    @ me thats who

    yo, you made me spit out my breakfast. Especially when I read the one abot Flavor Flav. LMMFAO!!!!

  • Back Breaker

    What did you do Mary to get the block out??

  • Momo

    And anybody who thinks Mary is 36 must also think Beyonce is 26. SMDH

  • andie

    She looks SO good.

    I wonder if she’s had a little nip/tuck? Wouldn’t be surprised.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    Off the Chain! Get it Mary!

  • V

    Not trying to sterotype, but Zoe isn’t the only one doing that.

    I know a few Black women that date yt men. They wear a weave, run around like they don’t know their hair is so nappy it hurts or like one…”I don’t get perms.” Duh, cuz her ass looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

    Not getting a perm is nothing to brag on if your ish looks like pubic hairs. Dummy…

    I have a mixed friend whose hair didn’t end up on the good side and while the texture isn’t bad – she dates yt dudes and the people she hang around don’t know any better. She’s a dellusional chickenhead.

  • BeeBee

    Jan 7, 2008 – 11:09 am Momo

    And anybody who thinks Mary is 36 must also think Beyonce is 26. SMDH

    ^^^^^^^^^

    Daaaayuum…..I’m guilty of being naive! So just how old are we talkin??

  • Momo

    @ BeeBee…

    I know Mary has had some hard times, but she looks every bit of 40 or 41. We don’t age that badly.

    And Bey….I say 28, 29. That’s what my 3rd eye tells me….lol.

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    ^^^^I’m gonna get ate up, but I have to co-sign with V. I know PLEANTY of mixed kids who’s mama don’t know what to do with their hair, and then grow up not knowing how either. My hair is better texture than Chloe’s and I am full black. My hair is just like Snoop Dogs if not better. Don’t ask me how. I’m the only one in my family with this type of hair. Nothing to brag about but learn how to do something with it to make it look decent for God’s sake. If you don’t get perms, get a HARD press and curl once a week or SOMETHIN’!!!!!!

  • Momo

    Maybe he can bring back Hoopz…I saw her in a mall. She looked like a cocky midget with a greasy stringy weave.

    __________________________________________

    WHY DID she use to put all that grease in her weave?

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    Jan 7, 2008 – 11:25 am Momo

    @ BeeBee…

    I know Mary has had some hard times, but she looks every bit of 40 or 41. We don’t age that badly.

    And Bey….I say 28, 29. That’s what my 3rd eye tells me….lol.

    ^^^^^

    Yeah, I am 28 and I don’t know. She looks older than me but I was blessed to look under 18 at 28 so I don’t really count. 30 is my guess and without the blond wig to neutralize her complexion, she looks EVRY BIT of it. But I went to peoplefinders.com last year and it stated that she is 33, Solange is 26, Celestine(Tina) is 56 and I can’t remember how old Joe Jackson 2.0 is.

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    @ Me thats who

    I finding my way to being a regular. But yall are crazy. Yall make my day go by so fast!!! I appreciate it!!! lol

  • Unkle Kracka

    @ merry j blyge

    Heh, heh they dun lock you out merry, heh, heh, jest when we wuz gettin yoosed to eech others bad habits an you git kicked out. FREE MERRY, SHES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, SOMETIMES, HEH, HEH

  • me that’s who

    midget with a greasy stringy weave.

    ^^^^^^lmmfao why her weave gotta be greasy tho……

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    @ Atheena

    Heh, heh my stepdaddy bin off the moonshine fer 3 weeks now, so dont go puttin noshuns in his head bout drankin agin, sides he dont kare bout that skinnee tee an krumpit sellfone throen niggra no hows, heh, heh

  • BeeBee

    @momo-dayum for mary’s done had some hard times lol…me aand Beyonce are allegedly the same age…but I always thought somethin wasn’t right about that

    @ Oh F@ck That- Tina looks everyday of 56

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Good morning guys

  • testing

    :eek:

  • Tipps

    Uhm yea I thought that was Mz Coles! But Mary is rocking it and all the young R&B wanna bees can only hope to last as long in the industry!

  • testing

    :confused: Confused
    :cool: Cool
    :( Frown
    :mad: Mad
    :o Redface

    :rolleyes: Rolleyes
    :) Smile

    :p Tongue
    ;) Wink
    :eek: Eek
    :cry: Bawl
    :idea: Idea

    :nono:

  • Soul Cry

    She looks but…but I thought it was Kelis for a second.

  • testing

    :lol: Rofl

    :sleep: Sleep

    :angel: Angel

    :crazy: Crazy

    :kiss: Kiss

    :love: Love

    :tounge: Tounge2

    :wave: Wave

    :thumb: Thumb

    :comp: Comp

    :sneaky: Sneaky

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    @ momo

    I think its both!!!

  • tintin

    Mary looks gorgeous

  • athena

    Thanks Uncle Kracka. Just wanted to tell you b/4 someone else does, YOU ARE OUT OF THE FAMILY! So, just change your moniker now to Kracka.

  • Dolla Bill

    LOL @ fake ass MJB….They should take yo ass away like Britney.

  • athena

    Holler any crew folks that are around, MTW?

  • athena

    Dolla Bill, I think the ward is her next stop. lmao at you.

  • me that’s who

    what it do thena mae…..lol

  • athena

    hey mtw.

    mjb is going through it. lol

  • athena

    Welcome back, O DOT.

  • athena

    err’body missin’ today

  • txshawty

    Mary is TOO fly!

    What it do, y’all?

  • Huh?

    those shades are fiah

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    Heh, heh welkum bak o dot, you one of good ones, heh, heh

  • athena

    what’s up shawty!?

  • athena

    kracka, r u german. sprechen sie deutsch?

  • Mr O Dot Jackson

    thanks athena…why u aint got a nickname yet?

    shawteezy!

  • Mr O Dot Jackson

    yea, where ay’body at?

  • athena

    mr o dot. i do have a coupla nicknames provided by mtw. thena mae, thena lou.

    anyhow, athena is actually an assumed name.

    how was the food at the commissary? lol

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    @ atheena

    Seeg hio myne hair, heh, heh

  • athena

    LOL @ Uncle Cracker “Free Merry”). The effort this guys goes to to spell wrongly lol

    –u know, Kracka is startin’ to grow on me, and that’s a damn shame. fn racist noccas.

    –looks like err’body is banned!

  • athena

    Kracka, that isn’t german. Hitler would frown upon your bastardization of his motto.

  • me that’s who

    what’s up o’dizzle

  • Mr O Dot Jackson

    wizzle!

  • http://blogxilla.com BlogXilla

    MJB they blocked you for saying another website? They stealing they stuff!! They don’t want y’all to know!!

    What up Me, MJB!! Bahama Mamma everyone

  • Mr O Dot Jackson

    they blocked mjb?!

  • Can I Leave My Nikes On? A.K.A. SBM

    lol they blocked mjb???

  • Can I Leave My Nikes On? A.K.A. SBM

    i figured they’d get rid of me before MJB….not that i’m askin for it lol

  • Mr O Dot Jackson

    where’s lacydizzle at?! we must set up a protest

  • athena

    atheezy, i like that ish.

    and skrong black man, u are right about will demps. he does need to cut himself shaving or something. he does look suspect. i laughed at your comment!

  • athena

    ‘scuse me, strong

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    everyone disappeared again?

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    no, it’s Weezy…not atheezy..

  • athena

    Yes, I think a commenter had it right earlier. She needs to be 302′d to the nearest Psych. Ward, but she really doesn’t need to be banned here. I’m bout some Free Speech.

  • athena

    ahh, hell naw Mr. O Dot. Ain’t no Weezy nada. I ain’t tryna be “moving on up” with sherman.

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    hang in there MJB…they prob wont hold you for too long…if they do, they start makin you watch Kim porter “home” videos (wat she calls her diddy stalker tapes)…and they force you to wear gold dresses and horse weaves (i wonder why? im damn near traumatized)

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    ite fine, Atheezy it is lol

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    MJB (From internet Cafe),

    So sorry to hear about your current down time. We are working on it (meaning me and O’Dot).

    GET YOUR FREE MJB WHETHER YOU LIKE HER OR NOT T-SHIRTS. (To show your support…well you know the routine – but if you don’t, just add Free MJB behind your name).

    We’re gonna get you out girl. Just work what you got, and keep us posted on your progress (that song jams by the way).

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    im guessin these vibe pics were before her abduction

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    MJB, you gotta send them emails stating your case…i didnt apologize in mine though lol…i aint goin down like that!

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    lacydizzle!

  • tatas4life

    time for mary to be wifey and attempt to have a child and smoke a cigerette or something

  • Can I Leave My Nikes On? A.K.A. SBM

    they kicked mary out and brung in faith evans lol

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    ADDIKA, ADDIKA, ADDIKA, FREE MERRY, HEH, HEH

  • Can I Leave My Nikes On? A.K.A. SBM

    @tatas4life…….don’t mary seem like the “i’m too independent to have children” type of girl??

  • txshawty

    DAG I’m hungry!

    FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    Hey O’Dot

    Hey BMama

    Hey MTW

    and Hellooooo MDaddy!!!

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    *peeks in rooom*

    mary girl did u get banned for real? woo woo woo!

    Hiya Tx. and thena beana, HUBBY!! and SBM i had seen u posting jigga songs…I likes…lol

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    WHEREZ is MJB??

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    ps wife, i responded lol

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    yiz! waddap

  • txshawty

    What it do, Thena, O’Dizzle, and B’mama

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit FREE MJB – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    Imm gitting she hats. Lacyd, you getting the shirts???

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    yall dont like mjb? lol

  • txshawty

    B’mama….{looks @ ___ nervously}

    {clear throat} Ahem…so how was your weekend? lol

  • txshawty

    @ LacyD (hey, gurr, lol) and B’mama

    {head peeks into the whisper…}

    Am I apart of this…I didn’t get the memo lol

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit FREE MJB – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    MJB is MY GURL!!!!

    I am asking that yaw help set her free.

    I cant laugh as hard with out her.

    yall gotta do dis for me, Yaw just gotta!

    *crying*

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    LacyD

    Hey boo

    Mr. O Dot

    Whats up brotha?

    TX Shawty

    What it do?

    Mickit

    Hey Ma

    Bahama Mama

    Whats the word Ma?

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    Drock! Drockizzle…deezyizzle…rockizzle…umm…rocky…rrockyizzle…rizzle?…rockyizzle

    poll: should it be rockyizzle or rizzle?

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    LMAO @ tx

    and did someone say Dom P? I ain’t paying….lol

    yea hubby i saw i’m respond’n now

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    O’Dot,

    I’m thinking Drockzilla!!!

    Drock,

    Yes mam, Imma Sharpton now. O’Dot is Jackson. I’m working on my relaxer as we speak!!!

  • txshawty

    Hey whats up, M-DADDY!

    Say Lacy…you told me to rally and organize ppl who DON”T like MJC??? lol…I’m confused cuz I thought we were tryna free her lol

  • txshawty

    B’mama…You know who I’m talkin about…lol…random craziness…lol…

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    rebelizzy!

    waddap M-daddy…ima just call you raiders

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    Shawty,

    We need all the support we can get. This is a very high profile case we got on our hands. I hope you made arrangements with your family because I smell OT!!!

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit FREE MJB – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    FREE MJB!!!

    FREE MJB!!!

    FREE MJB!!!

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    Very Good Mickit!! Very Good!!

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    lacydizzle, you gave me a good idea

    drock, you’re now rockzilla to me!

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Mr O Dot

    That will work pimpin

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    D-Rock

    Whats up you big o’l Pimp

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    HEY!!! M-daddy…how u doing

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    why i find it funny that if i support MJB i’ll get no ass at cyber-home

    lmao

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    LacyD

    I stole a pair of your panties so I could have peice of you with me at work today. I hope thats OK

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    LMAO

    M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Has anybody talked to her husband?

    ……………………………..

    Okay yall are just straight wildin out today lmfao

    ______________

    (hangs head)…I know.

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    okay i know i just came back but it’s lunch time…and as usual I’m hon-gree…be back lata….

    quick ?? where the heck is bones? and paigey? lmao

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    why i just squirt out a lil of my sprite at raider’s recent comment?

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @LMAO

    You dont have to be so formal. Just M-Daddy will do. I already know I’m Oaklands Finest

  • http://www.idontgivearatsass.com Bahama Mama

    why i find it funny that if i support MJB i’ll get no ass at cyber-home

    lmao

    ^^^ nah me and cyber mary is kool…she might be a lil out there but she still kool cyberly ne way…lol

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    MDaddy,

    Shhhh, not here boo. But yes, that is okay with me!! :)

    BMama,

    Makin babies…or playing tag…you know one chasing the other and such…

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    bones and paigey are get’sum get’sum get’sum in da front seat of the hummer

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Lacyd

    Thanks boo (takes out panties takes a long sniff) UMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    (Why does part of me feel like MJB is faking her current down time in efforts to get support from everyone because she saw the HUGE response O’Dot got when he was banished…She, to my knowledge, has done nothing to substantiate a banning, sooooooooo….I dunno. Oh well)

    FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If she really is locked down or up, however you choose to look at it).

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    “^^^ nah me and cyber mary is kool…she might be a lil out there but she still kool cyberly ne way…lol”

    oh ite…phewwwww!…*stops by cvs*…*cops 3 boxes of condoms*

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    lacydizzle sharpton,

    i think we need to hire someone…Yiz, maybe? to investigate the authencity of peoples’ banishment? Yea?

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    MDaddy,

    Not a bad thought…

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    raiders –> bones and paigey are get’sum get’sum get’sum in da front seat of the hummer

    lol

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton – FREE MJB

    O’Dot,

    Im gonna need a dictionary to decipher your names, who is yiz?? But yes, you’re right, let’s do it!!

  • Mr O Dot is saying…FREE the fake MJB

    oh wait, wasnt bones gonna visit her this past weekend by the way?

    lacydizzle, yiz is mickit

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @LacyD

    Why does part of me feel like MJB is faking her current down time in efforts to get support from everyone because she saw the HUGE response O’Dot got when he was banished…She, to my knowledge, has done nothing to substantiate a banning, sooooooooo….I dunno. Oh well)

    _____________________________________________________

    You know boo I was thinking the same thing. Mary probably staged her disapearence for sympathy

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Mr. O-Dot & LacyD

    I’m with yall lets get this investagation rollin

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Kendu

    Stay strong man. In the words of Trey in Boyz N the Hood. ” You still got one brotha left man”

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd sharpton

    Mickit,

    We need an investigation. If this is a VALID banning, then we will continue with her freedom rally. So for now:

    EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOUR FREE MJB T-SHIRTS. We cannot confirm that she has been banned. Mickit, our legal council, is working on verifying the authenticity of her bannishment. We must know what was said to warrant such a “punishment”.

  • Rebel78(1st amendment..free MJB)

    didn’t Bones & Paigey saw they were meeting up over the weekend in real non-cyber life?

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Hey yall whats up with dude that ate his wife?

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    Heh, Heh, if shes faken it maybe she got that munchowzen deezeeze an if she duz, she needs our simpathee, neva let it be sed that unkle kracka will kick a niggra when shes down, heh, heh

  • Rebel78

    @Mdadddy

    that was some nasty mess… his mug shot looked a hot mess too!

  • Ttime

    What Vibe cover did MJB have a problem with?

  • Mr O Dot is saying…MJB rally is suspended until further investigation

    @ raiders, wat the balls? wat happened?

  • Nyeve

    Heh, Heh, if shes faken it maybe she got that munchowzen deezeeze an if she duz, she needs our simpathee, neva let it be sed that unkle kracka will kick a niggra when shes down, heh, heh

    ^^^

    LMAO!

  • DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)

    WELCOME BACK MR. O DOT……IM LEANING TOWARDS…….D RIZZLE OR ROCK EZZY…

  • Mr O Dot is saying…MJB rally is suspended until further investigation

    too late, Rockzilla…lol

  • Mr O Dot

    already been named lol

  • Mr O Dot

    lol @ sam and nyeve..

    interesting

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Rebel78

    I mean dont get me wrong I love the smell and taste of a woman but DAMN!!!!

  • Unkle Kracka (FREE MERRY)

    Heh, heh, i like my kuzin sekund remuuvd with kechup, heh, heh, we kall it hillbillee kasserol, heh, heh

  • Rebel78

    I mean dont get me wrong I love the smell and taste of a woman but DAMN!!!!

    ———-ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. WTF make someone wanna do some mess like that? And why did he tell his mama to go see what he had done!?!

  • Mr O Dot

    rebelizzie, aint wizzle from texas?

  • vachick

    no homo but mary has the prettiest lips ever….im so envious

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Rebel78

    Dude is one sick puppy. I’m catching the first thing smokin so I can go protect LacyD. I’m commin Boo

  • tlatrice

    What do you have to do to get banned? Let me know so I won’t do it.

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit FREE MJB – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    Iz is hurr. I was doin a little research. No concrete evidence yet.

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit FREE MJB – B.S. Degree in Yabadabadooey Baby Philosophy

    MJB I need for you to contact me at Da_Orig_Ms_Brown_Suga@yahoo.com so that I can find out what happen.

  • http://www.mochacity.com/stilettosnsmiles StilettosnSmiles

    DEAD @ JOE JACKSON 2.0!! LMAO!!

  • Mr O Dot

    lol, Yiz on the job!

  • dani

    these comments are hilarious..but im going to have to say that Mary looks great on this cover get it girl!!!

  • Mr O Dot

    @ Peter Piper

    back up slowly and exit. ‘fore your ass gets jumped

  • FREE 504′S MIND, okaay?

    BOOOOOOO

  • Got Dollars?

    Yall sayin Mary is actually gone this time? Remember that time she said she was elavin and her ass turned up on here as usual? Mickit what the dealio?

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mic Yiz says FREE MJB now!!!!

    I am working on it DAMNIT! I dont need the pressure!

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mic Yiz says FREE MJB now!!!!

    MJB, conflicting info. Do u want the ban lifted? Or r u good at the other place???? I can not waste my time lobbyin 4 u if you dont wanna come back. they wont take us serious if it happens agains.

  • rachel

    Please somebody tell me …when is mary gonna stop wearing them damn knee high boots and tight bodysuits…she has worn this style out and it often does not complement her…and she is a very attractive person, couple years ago she had some real nice classy gear…now she look like she want to strat getting hootchie again…NO , MARY NO

  • CubaLinda

    OMG, I just got here and I need a full explanation RIGHT NOW!! Why is MJB banned?? I cant believe you all let this happen! Mickit, you been here allday, can you tell me why you let this happen… I gotta talk to some of my politicos Cubanos… They know how to deal with these refugee situations. Damn, where’d I put Fidel’s number??

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mic Yiz

    CUBA,

    WHERE HAVE U BEEN????

  • http://www.JacksonDakota.com Mickit Yiz

    ????

  • CubaLinda

    I just got back from Iowa… I was charging up votes for Obama. I am headed right back out to New Hampshire, cross your fingers and hope we get it done!! I am thinking about sending another mole, it seems like you all need some back up here on this MJB situation,,,

  • Ghost

    Dang Lloyd. You already did a sex interview for O Zone Magazine and now one for Vibe?

    Can’t this guy get without talking about his crotch? Talk about a canidate for When the Checks Stop Coming..

  • Anjuli

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    FREE MJC

    Momo if that’s your daughter: SHE IS GORGEOUS. Lock her away though, cos she gonna have all the boys swarming over her in a few years

  • yes

    mary looks good, ima have to check this issue out

  • Wrong Post Girl

    so he got fired from XXL, he can always get another job

  • Keisha

    After going thru most of these comments I forgot what the post is about, but Mary @ the internet cafe:

    On the bright side you still get to post comments.

    U might have to travel to do it but your voice is still heard and enjoyed.

  • reality

    is she ever gonna have her own kids. and stop being a Pop following

  • Quinno

    Damn! I love mary…but for the pictures she don’t look like Keyshia cole in she look like Kelis! cute haircut tho

  • EDOG

    Is it me or does Mary look like she totally stole Keyshia Coles look?!

  • force2bReckonedwit

    These pics have a watermark from N!COLEB!TCH!E Are yall using her posts???????????????

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