Monday, January 7th, 2008
Mary J. in Vibe
Posted by Bossip Staff
Mary J. Blige covers the February 2008 issue of Vibe magazine. Mary is looking fly and is definitely doing her thing, but what sounds a little more entertaining than reading about Mary and the truth about her loves songs, is reading about Ne-Yo and his pick up lines. That sounds like some pure comedy right there. Ne-Yo just doesn’t seem to have that good pick-a-broad up swag.
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Get it MJB
Neyo Neyo Neyo……..and his catfish swag
nice
I like Mary but for the love of God, can she change that *****ing wig.
DAMN Keyisha I mean Mary.
Neyo has pick up lines? LMMFAO what?
“hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”
I wanna read that article about Jah Cure tho..I love his music.
MARY is killing them in this mag.
Looking real good…I’m impressed
Keep doing your thing MA!
Bahama Mama
DAMN Keyisha I mean Mary.
Get out of my head! I was just thinking the same thing.
Okay.
Mary is looking very fierce in these photos…forget about keisha…Mary is knocking her out the box sad to say.
*climbing out of That Ain’t Right! head*
sorry i go outta my head/mind for a while sorry I was all up in urs…No HOMO…lol
Go MJB!!! She looks fan-fyckin-tastic!!! Yeah she killin it this go ’round…Mary marches to the beat of her own drum and she has never lost that NYC attitude!!!
Fyck I like her…this is the only entertainment chick I “IDOLIZE”!!!
“hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”
^^^^^ too damn early bmama…..lmmfao
……mary been on vibe so many times i done lost count…..she looks good tho…..
Mary is killing these young hoes!!!!!
“hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”
^^^^^ too damn early bmama…..lmmfao
my bizad…lol i’ll be good…
MARY J. IS THE QUEEN OF VIBE…(at least she covered that 4 head) YALL REMEMBER WHEN SHE AND THE EDITOR DARN NEAR FELL OUT OVER THAT COVER..
lmmfao totally off topic, but why the ***** amy winehouse ex look like akon?????
why shaq posing with them chicks and them horrible wigs….
why zoe kravitz and her man look like ***** homeless transiet vagabonds????
why meghan goode ALWAYS look the same
and when in the hell is flavfone realize that he will NEVER find love, EVER cuse he got too many damn kids…….
fone=gone
Let it all out mtw!!! lmao
why shaq posing with them chicks and them horrible wigs
^^^ cuz he wants the new title “king of white
girls with bad wigs
why zoe kravitz and her man look like ***** homeless transiet vagabonds????
^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.
oh and
and when in the hell is flav gone realize that he will NEVER find love, EVER cuse he got too many damn kids…….
^^ um i don’t know if it’s the kids but I’m pretty sure that no sane woman wants to wake up to that face. naw..
I know that’s right HotStuff…*****oby out here wants it with Ms. Blige!! Ya’ll better praise her!! LMAO!! These one hit wonders need to step back and look at the Queen!! I love me some Keyisha Cole….but she wants no part of Mary!! Get em Mary!!
^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.
^^^^^^lmmfao well her daddy is lenny i know he can get they ***** an apt somewhere fully stocked with food and hot water cause that look like that is what they need…..
mary killin em … she just keeps looking better and better. now if we could only get her to give up the blond. i truly hate seeing sisters with blond hair. nothing about it is natural unless youre an albino.
^^ um i don’t know if it’s the kids but I’m pretty sure that no sane woman wants to wake up to that face. naw..
^^^^^^lmao well the kids, and the face, and the breath cause it look like his breath smells like hot sewers……
why shaq posing with them chicks and them horrible wigs
^^^ cuz he wants the new title “king of white
^^^^^^lmmfao like that is a title to be proud of….and polow silly ***** ain’t even bout to give that title up……idiot
Go Mary! Why should you get pick up lines from Neyo, he looks suspect!
Okay I get it, Mary hated that other Vibe cover because they didn’t airbrush her enough. So now Vibe decide to air brush a 36 YO black female (who in reality looks older due to all that crack) and transform her into a 20 YO Keyshia Cole impersonator? LMFAO
Mary is doing her thang. Kesha needs to give mary her style back. but ummm these picture have watermarks all over them and y’all didn’t even credit the site y’all got them from that’s foul. I mean i saw them on there 2 days ago. Good post nonetheless but be like obama and change in oh ate
Oh….and before ‘MJB’ comes up here cursing and telling me to “bow down and respect the queen” smh let me just say this: I stand by what I said so kiss my black non-air brushed *****! LMFAO
What does Keyshia have to do with this? Nothing.
Anyway, Mary looks fantastic. It’s a nice throwback picture…took me back to the old school Mary days circa ‘94 when her music was the official hip hop soul street anthems.
Jan 7, 2008 – 9:24 am Mz GA
Neyo Neyo Neyo……..and his catfish swag
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LMMFAO!!! I thought I was the only one who thought that. Yeah, he used to live like 10 minutes from me in L.A. but I guess he couldn’t get the chicks out here without the right loot so he moved to Atlanta (no disrespect to Atlanta women. I’ve never been there but I want to visit). Too many gold diggers and not enough gold in L.A.
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@Drock, yeah, she IS the queen of Vibe mag lol. They can’t get enough of her and I aint mad. SHe is putting these young girls to SHAME *clears throat* Rihanna *clears throat again* lol.
I don’t really ever remember seeing Spicy Creolette on the cover at all to be honest but I am sure she has been plenty of times but I didn’t pay attention lol.
I remember that ish when her and Mimi Valdez had that fall out and Mary when a little “retro-Mary” on her and called her out on National T.V. at the Vibe awards. Although she (Mary) was probably right, and the editing department and their photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”, I got a little uncomfortable when Mary went there. I think she could of E-mailed her or something a little more cl*****y to show our young black women how to be *****ERTIVE instead of AGGRESSIVE. You get better results that way and keep the reputation of being easy to work with which goes further than most think in Hollywood and every where else to be honest. TRUST ME, I learned the hard way as most of us did lol.
keyshia completely bit mary’s style and tried to run with it. but it’s apparent that Mary deaded that ***** REAL quick. she’s making sure keyshia stays in her place.
I see Vibe made up for their previously photo shoot blunder. This one is hot.
Airbrushing. It’s what magazines do. Hell yeah they needed to make up for that previous cover, she looked like stir fried shyt.
LAMO @ Bahama Mama… I was thinking the SAME thing when I saw Mary!!!! Lol…
Gorgeous pics…
OMG
BOSSIP DONE BLOCKED MY ***** (I know why but still. I mean damn)
FREE MARY J BLIGE
Mickit……wow…LIB….FAW…..Wesside…lacyd…O Dot….Bahama Mama…MTW…Cuba Linda……hell even Just Sit and Unkle Kracka ….I urge you to help me out of this banishment. Pick up your arms commrades and fight for the Queen of Hip Hop Soul
Mary J Blige (typing from a Yonkers internet cafe)
mary looks amazing with all that make up of course, i haven’t seen a picture of her with her scare in a long time, and those blond wig she wears YIKES!!! her songs are all depressing, and stupid, they make no sense at all…..hatarasha whats that hahahahaha
obviously VIBE wasn’t all that bothered when mary j. called them out, they’re STILL putting her on their covers. and i bet you mary has the final say on the pics they use now. matter of fact, she’s the female that has the most VIBE covers out of all the female artists. (yeah, beyonce, your ***** DOES stink, despite what you may think!) mary j. is bodying all these young *****es (keyshia cole!) all over the place.
Thank god for Photoshopp. we all know Mary look old and tired as hell. and Neyo sit yo gay azz down!!
The Shades are a good look
Moomoo,
I will deal wid your hating ***** as soon as I get unblocked: AND BEST BELIEVE I WILL GET UNBLOCKED.
I AM THE QUEEN OF HIP HOP SOUL
THE MAIN STAR OF GEFFEN RECORDS
THE FORMER FIRST LADY OF UPTOWN RECORDS
I AM USED TO GETTING WHAT I WANT SO UNBLOCK ME NOOOOOW BOSSIP……DON’T MAKE ME GET MY VASELINE AND SIZE 11 DOC MARTENS.
nubian goddez
i totally feel you on this
she is tore the ***** up
y’all need to get off that photoshop *****. so what. EVERYBODY gets photoshopped on EVERY magazine, yes, even your beloved beyonce gets the ***** photoshopped out of her pale *****. so if you’re gonna hate on The UNDISPUTED Queen of Hip Hop Soul, come with something better than that please. y’all hater *****es probably need more photoshopping than anybody just to walk out your front doors.
I find it hilarious how Keyshia and Beyonce manage to wiggle there way into the conversation…..MJB you look good this time go round miss!
Jan 7, 2008 – 9:47 am Bahama Mama
“hey I got that new cherry apple lip gloss and YOU know it be poppin.”
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LMAO!!!
it’s always ugly *****es that hate on mary j. anyway. from day 1, it’s always been the busted chickenheads that can’t take mary. i see nothing has changed.
mary put keyshia’s recent VIBE cover to shame on all levels. and she puts ANY beyonce cover to shame. and why are these 2 losers being mentioned in the same sentence as mary? why are people still trying to throw their names around?
Beautiful woman that has come a long way…
anonymous..you are right Mary is a damn veteran and an icon.
Hey Bahama Mama, I saw you know the site w/ the 13 reason… What’s good!!!
me that’s who
^^^ Um imma go out on a limb and say they are…i only remember dude as the angel kid from x-men.
^^^^^^lmmfao well her daddy is lenny i know he can get they ***** an apt somewhere fully stocked with food and hot water cause that look like that is what they need…..
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LMMFBAO @ fully stocked with food and hot water…AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And don’t forget a PCJ no lye relaxer or a hot comb for God’s sake lol!!!
nubian goddezz
the bottom of mary j.’s foot looks better than you, i’m sure.
MAry J Bligde they blocked you b/c they stealing!!! look at the watermark
As long as MJB, Keyshia, Beyonce, AK etc are out here makin money *****ody should be mad at them….but them again when you’re not hapy with yourself, you tend to try to bring other people down…..SMH
thank god for photoshop?
in some of y’all cases, thank god for the internet!
photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”….LMAO…
DON’T MAKE ME GET MY VASELINE AND SIZE 11 DOC MARTENS.
SINCE WHEN HAS M.J.B. EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS???? SINCE WHEN ANY BLACK PERSON EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS??? (unless they come in skake skin??)
Hey Bossipers! If any of you have the time, go by drunken stepfather’s website, and send him a piece of your mind. He has a post up about Naomi “Blackface” Campbell and it is pretty offensive. http://www.drunkerstepfather.com.
Uncle Kracka probably is Drunker Stepfather. I don’t usually waste my time with mfer’s, but i clicked on a link thinking it wasn’t offensive and racist on another gossip site, and it *****ed me off.
This has got to be one of the best front covers for MJB I have ever seen…she looks F.L.Y…!! I will actually buy this copy of adverts..I mean Vibe…lol!!
that’s what i say, beebee. mary j. looks hot to death, and they know it, too.
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and her Boyfriend reminds me of the Jewish white supremacist in the movie “Alpha Dog” if anyone has seen it with Justin Timberlake. YES, I did say Jewish WHITE SUPREMACIST which I am STILL to this day confused about lol.
I cried for that boys mother at the end as I have 2 boys of my own and I don’t ever want to imagine……..
M.T.W. U FORGOT…WHY ZOE KRAVITZ THINK SHE DON’T NEED NO DARK N LOVELY???? WE SEEN WHAT HER HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE, U KNOW HER KITCHEN IS ON FIYAAAA!!!!
It’s been a while since she’s had a cover this good.
Hot pics!
Jan 7, 2008 – 10:38 am dayg715
that’s what i say, beebee. mary j. looks hot to death, and they know it, too
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MJB looks dayumn good for her age!
DROCK (Do we really need a Flava of Luv 3??)
photoshoppers got a BIT over zealous with her cover and LITTERALLY “pushed her wig back”….LMAO…
DON’T MAKE ME GET MY VASELINE AND SIZE 11 DOC MARTENS.
SINCE WHEN HAS M.J.B. EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS???? SINCE WHEN ANY BLACK PERSON EVA WORE SOME DOC MARTENS??? (unless they come in skake skin??)
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“You Remind Me,” “Real Love,” & probably “You Bring Me Joy” videos.
& like it’s been said before, everyone gets photoshopped. They’ve made Beyonce appear much paler than she is in many magazines. Foxy & Naomi Campbell’s even been lightened for many covers.
They probably felt the need to give her a good cover when she made an issue of her last cover at the Vibe Awards 2 yrs ago.
@BMAMA & mtw….YALL AT IT AGAIN…..lMAO….
Now yall know I love me some Mary but I like Keisha 2 c’mon don’t do dat…Lmao….
Anywho those 2 can’t be compared 2 different time-zones 2 me…
@bmama…Yeah Flav is a grandfather and ery’thing that ***** is crazy 4real…..to look @ some*****! like that when U are waking up could scare the DEMONS out 4sho….
M.T.W. U FORGOT…WHY ZOE KRAVITZ THINK SHE DON’T NEED NO DARK N LOVELY???? WE SEEN WHAT HER HAIRLINE LOOK LIKE, U KNOW HER KITCHEN IS ON FIYAAAA!!!!
^^^^^^ i think she think the lil white that she has in her gon prevail or some *****, lmmfao
*starts crying*
I am a cyber refuge. Bossip was my home…. I loved comin here. I can’t go to Concreteloop-they’re slow at reporting the latest gossip. Can’t go to Crunk & Disorderly-the posters there get on my nerves. Can’t go to YBF- they are too nasty & hate on errbody. Can’t go to Mediafakeout-half the stories are lies anyway so what’s the point? Can’t go to Lossip-I aint Hispanic & I’m tired of those papis trying to get fresh wid me. AND WE ALL KNOW I CAN’T STAND SANDRA ROSE’S PUNK AZZ (PS: insiders scoop from Kendu: Sandra Rose=Myra Panache. It was her all along)
PLEASE BOSSIP
FORGIVE ME
I AIN’T EVER TALKED BAD BOUT Y’ALL OR PROMOTED A RIVAL SITE
I ONLY COME HERE TO SHARE LOVE WID MY FELLOW STRONG, BEAUTIFUL SISTERS (and give an e-beatdown to them haters talkin slick)
i can’t live without the people who post here: I don’t know them but I feel I know them……
please release me
*weeps silently*
flav a damn grandaddy……tell me i wasn’t the only one who was like naw this ***** got too much baggage fa me…….lmao
mmm. I am not surprised.I only care how to date a rich person or meet my favorite celebrities.
My best friend is very lucky who dated a wealthy match on a celebrities and millionaire dating site called “Searching M illionaire. com”. It’s said Charlie Sheen dated an attractive girl there last May.
lmmfao is MJB fa real yall?????? if so that mean we gotta print up more shirts, plan more vigils, make more c*****eroles……..plan more sit ins and marches and *****
why zoe kravitz and her man look like ***** homeless transiet vagabonds????
why meghan goode ALWAYS look the same
and when in the hell is flavfone realize that he will NEVER find love, EVER cuse he got too many damn kids…….
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@ me thats who
yo, you made me spit out my breakfast. Especially when I read the one abot Flavor Flav. LMMFAO!!!!
Ok Bossip is like a soap opera…what are y’all doing to get banned?
And about Sambo…Has anybody ever seen the Roast of Flavor Flav? Them white folks called him everything but a child of God.
What did you do Mary to get the block out??
And anybody who thinks Mary is 36 must also think Beyonce is 26. SMDH
lol @ prettymiss, sorry bout ya breakfast but you gotta know coming in here this is what we do, *****ing act a fool…..i done lost all kinda of food and drinks messing with the fools in here…….
She looks SO good.
I wonder if she’s had a little nip/tuck? Wouldn’t be surprised.
Off the Chain! Get it Mary!
Not trying to sterotype, but Zoe isn’t the only one doing that.
I know a few Black women that date yt men. They wear a weave, run around like they don’t know their hair is so nappy it hurts or like one…”I don’t get perms.” Duh, cuz her ***** looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.
Not getting a perm is nothing to brag on if your ish looks like pubic hairs. Dummy…
I have a mixed friend whose hair didn’t end up on the good side and while the texture isn’t bad – she dates yt dudes and the people she hang around don’t know any better. She’s a dellusional chickenhead.
Jan 7, 2008 – 11:09 am Momo
And anybody who thinks Mary is 36 must also think Beyonce is 26. SMDH
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Daaaayuum…..I’m guilty of being naive! So just how old are we talkin??
As for Flav finding love…he just needs to realize that he’s ugly, immature & his personality doesn’t help. Fk being funny – he’s childish.
Funny aint gonna make *****ody want to look at his ***** all day and night. That’s whats not funny…
(Choking thinking about all of them kissing on him, he look like hot ***** & like his breath smells like hot *****)
Maybe he can bring back Hoopz…I saw her in a mall. She looked like a *****y midget with a greasy stringy weave.
@ BeeBee…
I know Mary has had some hard times, but she looks every bit of 40 or 41. We don’t age that badly.
And Bey….I say 28, 29. That’s what my 3rd eye tells me….lol.
^^^^I’m gonna get ate up, but I have to co-sign with V. I know PLEANTY of mixed kids who’s mama don’t know what to do with their hair, and then grow up not knowing how either. My hair is better texture than Chloe’s and I am full black. My hair is just like Snoop Dogs if not better. Don’t ask me how. I’m the only one in my family with this type of hair. Nothing to brag about but learn how to do something with it to make it look decent for God’s sake. If you don’t get perms, get a HARD press and curl once a week or SOMETHIN’!!!!!!
Maybe he can bring back Hoopz…I saw her in a mall. She looked like a *****y midget with a greasy stringy weave.
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WHY DID she use to put all that grease in her weave?
Jan 7, 2008 – 11:25 am Momo
@ BeeBee…
I know Mary has had some hard times, but she looks every bit of 40 or 41. We don’t age that badly.
And Bey….I say 28, 29. That’s what my 3rd eye tells me….lol.
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Yeah, I am 28 and I don’t know. She looks older than me but I was blessed to look under 18 at 28 so I don’t really count. 30 is my guess and without the blond wig to neutralize her complexion, she looks EVRY BIT of it. But I went to peoplefinders.com last year and it stated that she is 33, Solange is 26, Celestine(Tina) is 56 and I can’t remember how old Joe Jackson 2.0 is.
@ Me thats who
I finding my way to being a regular. But yall are crazy. Yall make my day go by so fast!!! I appreciate it!!! lol
@ merry j blyge
Heh, heh they dun lock you out merry, heh, heh, jest when we wuz gettin yoosed to eech others bad habits an you git kicked out. FREE MERRY, SHES ONE OF THE GOOD ONES, SOMETIMES, HEH, HEH
midget with a greasy stringy weave.
^^^^^^lmmfao why her weave gotta be greasy tho……
@ Atheena
Heh, heh my stepdaddy bin off the moonshine fer 3 weeks now, so dont go puttin noshuns in his head bout drankin agin, sides he dont kare bout that skinnee tee an krumpit sellfone throen niggra no hows, heh, heh
@momo-dayum for mary’s done had some hard times lol…me aand Beyonce are allegedly the same age…but I always thought somethin wasn’t right about that
@ Oh F@ck That- Tina looks everyday of 56
Good morning guys
Uhm yea I thought that was Mz Coles! But Mary is rocking it and all the young R&B wanna bees can only hope to last as long in the industry!
:confused: Confused
Cool
Frown
Mad
Redface
:rolleyes: Rolleyes
Smile
:p Tongue
Wink
Eek
Bawl
Idea
:nono:
She looks but…but I thought it was Kelis for a second.
:bawls:
:sleep: Sleep
:angel: Angel
:crazy: Crazy
:kiss: Kiss
:love: Love
:tounge: Tounge2
:wave: Wave
:thumb: Thumb
:comp: Comp
:sneaky: Sneaky
@ Oh F@ck That…56 sounds about right for Mama Tina.
@PrettyMissSunshine….Mee too! Either I’m extremely bored at work, or bossiping is very addicive.
@PrettyMissSunshine….Mee too! Either I’m extremely bored at work, or bossiping is very addicive.
^^^^^^ i think it is a combo of both……lol
I have to leave the internet Cafe now because of these damn crowds starin at me. But I’m heading back to my NJ mansion to pick up some tinned soup, beef jerky, and a pack of Dixie Lily cornmeal mix. After that its straight down the Yonkers Public library to use they computers and camp out for the night. If anyone wants to join my protest in person I’ll be there ((riverfront branch). YOU WILL RESLEASE ME BOSSIP. THIS ISH IS RIDDUNKULUS
Mary
@ momo
I think its both!!!
Mary looks gorgeous
Thanks Uncle Kracka. Just wanted to tell you b/4 someone else does, YOU ARE OUT OF THE FAMILY! So, just change your moniker now to Kracka.
LOL @ fake ***** MJB….They should take yo ***** away like Britney.
Holler any crew folks that are around, MTW?
Dolla Bill, I think the ward is her next stop. lmao at you.
what it do thena mae…..lol
hey mtw.
mjb is going through it. lol
why i dont even read articles no more…just look for the elite and *****
hello all!
did i find the right room?
Welcome back, O DOT.
err’body missin’ today
Mary is TOO fly!
What it do, y’all?
those shades are fiah
Heh, heh welkum bak o dot, you one of good ones, heh, heh
what’s up shawty!?
kracka, r u german. sprechen sie deutsch?
it’s bad when the only person bossipin’ is some kracka.
thanks athena…why u aint got a nickname yet?
shaw*****y!
yea, where ay’body at?
LOL @ Uncle Cracker “Free Merry”). The effort this guys goes to to spell wrongly lol
Mary J does look amazing though, if a little over-photoshopped.
mr o dot. i do have a coupla nicknames provided by mtw. thena mae, thena lou.
anyhow, athena is actually an *****umed name.
how was the food at the commissary? lol
Hell why not? LOL
@ atheena
Seeg hio myne hair, heh, heh
LOL @ Uncle Cracker “Free Merry”). The effort this guys goes to to spell wrongly lol
–u know, Kracka is startin’ to grow on me, and that’s a damn shame. fn racist noccas.
–looks like err’body is banned!
Kracka, that isn’t german. Hitler would frown upon your *****ization of his motto.
what’s up o’dizzle
athena, i mean one developed for my usage lol
atheezy rolls of the tongue nicely…atheezie…well, athena was the goddess of wisdom..i could just call you like wisdomizzly….wizzly…weezy! LOLLLL
so anyways, Weezy…the food was terrible…bossip only provides baked pubes on c*****eroles…3 times a day, though…that’s generous
wizzle!
What happened to fake azz Mary? lmfao! Her comments were funny but I’m not surprised they got rid of her. The real Mary don’t play that ***** lmfao
damn, bossip strugglin’ today. i bet a post about Coco’s Coochie or Kim K’s Gluteus Maximus will be up soon to get the posts into the stratosphere.
MJB they blocked you for saying another website? They stealing they stuff!! They don’t want y’all to know!!
What up Me, MJB!! Bahama Mamma everyone
they blocked mjb?!
Heh, heh bossip is goin throo one a them manek mundays wishen it wuz sonday cuz thats they funday, heh, heh
lol they blocked mjb???
i figured they’d get rid of me before MJB….not that i’m askin for it lol
where’s lacydizzle at?! we must set up a protest
Mary is just too fly. That cover shot is H-O-T
Bossip let our MJB go and yea The Real MJB looks hot
hahaha @ everyone saying Free the fake ‘MJB’!!!! Some of my LOL moments on Bossip were because of that one but I must admit
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………………….she did scare me sometimes! lol
atheezy, i like that ish.
and skrong black man, u are right about will demps. he does need to cut himself shaving or something. he does look suspect. i laughed at your comment!
’scuse me, strong
everyone disappeared again?
no, it’s Weezy…not atheezy..
Yes, I think a commenter had it right earlier. She needs to be 302′d to the nearest Psych. Ward, but she really doesn’t need to be banned here. I’m bout some Free Speech.
ahh, hell naw Mr. O Dot. Ain’t no Weezy nada. I ain’t tryna be “moving on up” with sherman.
@athena…i just can’t stand *****s prettier than most women…eww Demps remind of me of the one spanish dude in the hood that all the ladies loved, but his swagger was border-line gay..lol
hang in there MJB…they prob wont hold you for too long…if they do, they start makin you watch Kim porter “home” videos (wat she calls her diddy stalker tapes)…and they force you to wear gold dresses and horse weaves (i wonder why? im damn near traumatized)
Mary look bangin…… Dat body is sick and i’d still hit after all these years she been in d game….. What’s the 411 Mary?….Damn what happened to the fake Mary?….. Was she promoting some other site?
ite fine, Atheezy it is lol
they start makin you watch Kim porter “home” videos (wat she calls her diddy stalker tapes)…and they force you to wear gold dresses and horse weaves (i wonder why? im damn near traumatized)
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BWAHAHAHAHA
MJB (From internet Cafe),
So sorry to hear about your current down time. We are working on it (meaning me and O’Dot).
GET YOUR FREE MJB WHETHER YOU LIKE HER OR NOT T-SHIRTS. (To show your support…well you know the routine – but if you don’t, just add Free MJB behind your name).
We’re gonna get you out girl. Just work what you got, and keep us posted on your progress (that song jams by the way).
im guessin these vibe pics were before her abduction
MJB, you gotta send them emails stating your case…i didnt apologize in mine though lol…i aint goin down like that!
lacydizzle!
time for mary to be wifey and attempt to have a child and smoke a cigerette or something
they kicked mary out and brung in faith evans lol
ADDIKA, ADDIKA, ADDIKA, FREE MERRY, HEH, HEH
i’m mad at what they did to our regular looney tune ‘MJC’.
Who is that supposed to be in the pictures? Looks more like Kelis than Mary.
@tatas4life…….don’t mary seem like the “i’m too independent to have children” type of girl??
DAG I’m hungry!
FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey O’Dot
Hey BMama
Hey MTW
and Hellooooo MDaddy!!!
*peeks in rooom*
mary girl did u get banned for real? woo woo woo!
Hiya Tx. and thena beana, HUBBY!! and SBM i had seen u posting jigga songs…I likes…lol
got dollars,
now that you mention it…that aint MJB in those pics…that ***** looks way too young in those pics…bossip imposter/body-double…that’s probably Lil Fizz or some *****…bossip got ricky romance on a few calls and set up a $20/per week salary for Lil Fizz to imitate mary
WHEREZ is MJB??
wife!
damn how shaw*****y, wife and lacydizzle gon’ post all at the same time?
conspiracy?
secret bossip dymes-meeting gon’ on elsewhere?
ps wife, i responded lol
yiz! waddap
What it do, Thena, O’Dizzle, and B’mama
Bahama Mama
*peeks in rooom*
mary girl did u get banned for real? woo woo woo!
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LOL!!!!!! ‘Mary’ probably reading this now..rockin in her chair slowly from side to side!
Ding Dong the witch is dead. Bahama Do you want to crack open the Don P or should I? LOL
@ xilla is that the same xilla from the site that should not be named? careful tho u don’t wanna get banned…lol
secret bossip dymes-meeting gon’ on elsewhere
^^^ who ME? *hiding textbook and notepad* nah see what had happen was….lol
Bossip dun lost der mind, NOT MJB!!! Are they Crazy!?!?!!?!!?
I GOT YOU MARY!!! I GOT YOU!!!!
secret bossip dymes-meeting gon’ on elsewhere
^^^ who ME? *hiding textbook and notepad* nah see what had happen was….lol
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(Whispers to BMama)…I thought we agreed not to tell the fellas. Damn, now we gotta relocate!!
Imm gitting she hats. Lacyd, you getting the shirts???
yall dont like mjb? lol
B’mama….{looks @ ___ nervously}
{clear throat} Ahem…so how was your weekend? lol
Mickit,
I’m selling the T-Shirts. I’m trying to get past security at her prison and get her to sign one and put it up on ebay and use the money to bail her out.
O’Dot Jackson,
You know, me and MJB used to not get along, but being Al Sharpton’s clone on bossip, I REALLY gotta take the “high profile” cases. Big money for me!!!! Somebody p***** me some cake!!
@ LacyD (hey, gurr, lol) and B’mama
{head peeks into the whisper…}
Am I apart of this…I didn’t get the memo lol
Mary J Blige (typing from a Yonkers internet cafe)
*starts crying*
I am a cyber refuge. Bossip was my home…. I loved comin here. I can’t go to Concreteloop-they’re slow at reporting the latest gossip. Can’t go to Crunk & Disorderly-the posters there get on my nerves. Can’t go to YBF- they are too nasty & hate on errbody. Can’t go to Mediafakeout-half the stories are lies anyway so what’s the point? Can’t go to Lossip-I aint Hispanic & I’m tired of those papis trying to get fresh wid me. AND WE ALL KNOW I CAN’T STAND SANDRA ROSE’S PUNK AZZ (PS: insiders scoop from Kendu: Sandra Rose=Myra Panache. It was her all along)
PLEASE BOSSIP
FORGIVE ME
I AIN’T EVER TALKED BAD BOUT Y’ALL OR PROMOTED A RIVAL SITE
I ONLY COME HERE TO SHARE LOVE WID MY FELLOW STRONG, BEAUTIFUL SISTERS (and give an e-beatdown to them haters talkin slick)
i can’t live without the people who post here: I don’t know them but I feel I know them……
please release me
*weeps silently*
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tha hell?
lacydizzle, so none of yall even like her? lOL…you’re right though, this ***** is high profile…but when i go cyber-home every night i’ll hear it from the misses…wat to do, wat to do lol
Shawty,
Work on organizing a rally and getting the support of any one who hates MJC(or B as she refers to herself). We taking Bossip Down.
Bossip Administrators,
Imma watchin you…
HOW CAN BOSSIP BAN PEEPS??? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST USE ANOTHER EMAIL ADDRESS??? WHEN DID BOSSIP POST RULES AND REGULATIONS??????
LACYD “SHARPTON” …NO U DID’NT..SO R U A PRESS N CURL SHARPTON OR PERMED UP SHARPTON???
they actually got me working today..what’s up everyone?
@Mr O Dot
now that you mention it…that aint MJB in those pics…that ***** looks way too young in those pics…bossip imposter/body-double…that’s probably Lil Fizz or some *****…bossip got ricky romance on a few calls and set up a $20/per week salary for Lil Fizz to imitate mary
——–LMAO
MJB is MY GURL!!!!
I am asking that yaw help set her free.
I cant laugh as hard with out her.
yall gotta do dis for me, Yaw just gotta!
*crying*
LacyD
Hey boo
Mr. O Dot
Whats up brotha?
TX Shawty
What it do?
Mickit
Hey Ma
Bahama Mama
Whats the word Ma?
O’Dot,
I am actually quite fond of MJB. She’s funny as hell, it can get annoying that she’s trying to sell her story so much, but I just chose to go with it. She’s MJB to me now. But Bossip would not be Bossip with out her!!
FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now you rainbows…)
Dont tell me they *****ed up Mary too!!!!
DAMN IT BOSSIP!!!!!!!!
She wasnt even mad no more. Has anybody talked to her husband?
Drock! Drockizzle…deezyizzle…rockizzle…umm…rocky…rrockyizzle…rizzle?…rockyizzle
poll: should it be rockyizzle or rizzle?
LMAO @ tx
and did someone say Dom P? I ain’t paying….lol
yea hubby i saw i’m respond’n now
O’Dot,
I’m thinking Drockzilla!!!
Drock,
Yes mam, Imma Sharpton now. O’Dot is Jackson. I’m working on my relaxer as we speak!!!
Hey whats up, M-DADDY!
Say Lacy…you told me to rally and organize ppl who DON”T like MJC??? lol…I’m confused cuz I thought we were tryna free her lol
FREE MJB!!!!
FREE MJB!!!
FREE MJB!!!
FREE MJB!!!!
Bossip, I’ll make a deal wit ya. If you stop banning all the ppls I luv’s I will sit in on a few Royality and Copyright hearings and post it all the info hurr first!!!
B’mama…You know who I’m talkin about…lol…random craziness…lol…
rebelizzy!
waddap M-daddy…ima just call you raiders
Shawty,
We need all the support we can get. This is a very high profile case we got on our hands. I hope you made arrangements with your family because I smell OT!!!
FREE MJB!!!
FREE MJB!!!
FREE MJB!!!
Very Good Mickit!! Very Good!!
lacydizzle, you gave me a good idea
drock, you’re now rockzilla to me!
Mr O Dot
That will work pimpin
D-Rock
Whats up you big o’l Pimp
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
Has anybody talked to her husband?
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Okay yall are just straight wildin out today lmfao
HEY!!! M-daddy…how u doing
why i find it funny that if i support MJB i’ll get no ***** at cyber-home
lmao
LacyD
I stole a pair of your panties so I could have peice of you with me at work today. I hope thats OK
LMAO
M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
Has anybody talked to her husband?
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Okay yall are just straight wildin out today lmfao
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(hangs head)…I know.
okay i know i just came back but it’s lunch time…and as usual I’m hon-gree…be back lata….
quick ?? where the heck is bones? and paigey? lmao
why i just squirt out a lil of my sprite at raider’s recent comment?
@LMAO
You dont have to be so formal. Just M-Daddy will do. I already know I’m Oaklands Finest
why i find it funny that if i support MJB i’ll get no ***** at cyber-home
lmao
^^^ nah me and cyber mary is kool…she might be a lil out there but she still kool cyberly ne way…lol
MDaddy,
Shhhh, not here boo. But yes, that is okay with me!!
BMama,
Makin babies…or playing tag…you know one chasing the other and such…
bones and paigey are get’sum get’sum get’sum in da front seat of the hummer
yo, there was a post the other day…mad hookups were goin on …wat was that *****? lmao, it was hilarious
Lacyd
Thanks boo (takes out panties takes a long sniff) UMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
(Why does part of me feel like MJB is faking her current down time in efforts to get support from everyone because she saw the HUGE response O’Dot got when he was banished…She, to my knowledge, has done nothing to substantiate a banning, sooooooooo….I dunno. Oh well)
FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If she really is locked down or up, however you choose to look at it).
“^^^ nah me and cyber mary is kool…she might be a lil out there but she still kool cyberly ne way…lol”
oh ite…phewwwww!…*stops by cvs*…*cops 3 boxes of condoms*
Do yall think Bossip *****ed up Bones and Paigey too?
lacydizzle sharpton,
i think we need to hire someone…Yiz, maybe? to investigate the authencity of peoples’ banishment? Yea?
MDaddy,
Not a bad thought…
raiders –> bones and paigey are get’sum get’sum get’sum in da front seat of the hummer
lol
O’Dot,
Im gonna need a dictionary to decipher your names, who is yiz?? But yes, you’re right, let’s do it!!
oh wait, wasnt bones gonna visit her this past weekend by the way?
lacydizzle, yiz is mickit
@LacyD
Why does part of me feel like MJB is faking her current down time in efforts to get support from everyone because she saw the HUGE response O’Dot got when he was banished…She, to my knowledge, has done nothing to substantiate a banning, sooooooooo….I dunno. Oh well)
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You know boo I was thinking the same thing. Mary probably staged her disapearence for sympathy
I’m lettin’ y’all BOSSIP readers know, me and Mary is in a loveless relationship. I got tired of coming home and tasting strange cat on her lips. I don’t mind a little lesbianism here and there, but every got damn day? The ***** started *****in with my manhood…And what really hurt is that my rival for her affections is that fat ***** Monique. This is the kinda jaw-droppin’ ***** that reduces a ***** to a broken down mockery of the human condition.
(Why does part of me feel like MJB is faking her current down time in efforts to get support from everyone because she saw the HUGE response O’Dot got when he was banished…She, to my knowledge, has done nothing to substantiate a banning, sooooooooo….I dunno. Oh well)
FREE MJB!!!!!!!!!!!!! (If she really is locked down or up, however you choose to look at it).
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I would not be surprised at all. She’s over at that Nikole Ritchie site now running trying to gain attention about being blocked from Bossip lmfao. And her gravvie works there perfectly. She’s an attention w***** and a desperate indivudal who seeks validation on a gossip blog. Pathetic
Mr. O-Dot & LacyD
I’m with yall lets get this investagation rollin
Yiz, where you at??????????
lacydizzle, im gonna stop supporting until it’s confirmed (by Yiz, lol) that MJB actually said something that warranted a suspension from the Bossip po po
@Kendu
Stay strong man. In the words of Trey in Boyz N the Hood. ” You still got one brotha left man”
Was MJB really banned or is she just trying to get attention? Bossip that’s why yall need to let us know when people are banned.
Mickit,
We need an investigation. If this is a VALID banning, then we will continue with her freedom rally. So for now:
EVERYONE TAKE OFF YOUR FREE MJB T-SHIRTS. We cannot confirm that she has been banned. Mickit, our legal council, is working on verifying the authenticity of her bannishment. We must know what was said to warrant such a “punishment”.
didn’t Bones & Paigey saw they were meeting up over the weekend in real non-cyber life?
Hey yall whats up with dude that ate his wife?
Heh, Heh, if shes faken it maybe she got that munchowzen deezeeze an if she duz, she needs our simpathee, neva let it be sed that unkle kracka will kick a niggra when shes down, heh, heh
@Mdadddy
that was some nasty mess… his mug shot looked a hot mess too!
They prob. banned her cause she’s a fake. Maybe the Real MJB got in on this. Celebrities do read Bossip?!? Right
Mary J B
If you are faking you know you will be an outcast on Bossip.
What Vibe cover did MJB have a problem with?
@ raiders, wat the *****? wat happened?
Heh, Heh, if shes faken it maybe she got that munchowzen deezeeze an if she duz, she needs our simpathee, neva let it be sed that unkle kracka will kick a niggra when shes down, heh, heh
^^^
LMAO!
WELCOME BACK MR. O DOT……IM LEANING TOWARDS…….D RIZZLE OR ROCK EZZY…
too late, Rockzilla…lol
already been named lol
@ Sam
I’m thinking the same thing too. On Friday I remember Mary having one of her usual arguments with someone on Friday who said they were writing an e-mail to Geffen to complain about the imposter & they sounded real serious so Bossip probably had to put an end to her for good. I wonder where she is now lmfao
lol @ sam and nyeve..
interesting
@Rebel78
I mean dont get me wrong I love the smell and taste of a woman but DAMN!!!!
@Mr O Dot
Thats some sick ***** *****.
mary killin em,come to Mn i swear white women cannot do a black/mixed girls hair
Heh, heh, i like my kuzin sekund remuuvd with kechup, heh, heh, we kall it hillbillee k*****erol, heh, heh
@ Nyeve
Oh she on another cite winning and crying how they kicked her off here. Bossip must ban the IP address and not just the emails. If she really is banned!?!
oh *****, raiders…just saw the story
I mean dont get me wrong I love the smell and taste of a woman but DAMN!!!!
———-ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. WTF make someone wanna do some mess like that? And why did he tell his mama to go see what he had done!?!
yea, bossip bans the i.p address not the email…they’re serious about it
rebelizzie, aint wizzle from texas?
no homo but mary has the prettiest lips ever….im so envious
@Rebel78
Dude is one sick puppy. I’m catching the first thing smokin so I can go protect LacyD. I’m commin Boo
the reason mjb got banned is because she exposed Bossip. LOOK AT THE MARK ON THE MJB PICTURES. NB……does anyone know what rival site these pictures come from??????
What do you have to do to get banned? Let me know so I won’t do it.
Bossip u can’t go ban’n ppl all ***** nilly naw!
@ M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
Too late, i already (burp) ate her (burp). She was slightly tart, but yet pleasing to the palate. Overall, she was some good eatin’ Damn good tastin’ *****.
@ Peter Piper ***** Eater
That aint funny dude.
Iz is hurr. I was doin a little research. No concrete evidence yet.
MJB I need for you to contact me at Da_Orig_Ms_Brown_Suga@yahoo.com so that I can find out what happen.
DEAD @ JOE JACKSON 2.0!! LMAO!!
lol, Yiz on the job!
these comments are hilarious..but im going to have to say that Mary looks great on this cover get it girl!!!
@ Peter Piper
back up slowly and exit. ‘fore your ***** gets jumped
BOOOOOOO
Wow, back from my event, is MJB still imprisoned. Yeah, I remember someone from Friday saying they knew the real MJB and that she wouldn’t be on Bossip, blah, blah, blah, so they probably did something about it. As much as we fought, she was my still my cyber “frenemy”…and her delusional, psychotic ***** will be missed. RIP Mary Fayke
Bossip Mary is funny. She made me spit out my rum-laced coffee a couple of times.
Yall sayin Mary is actually gone this time? Remember that time she said she was elavin and her ***** turned up on here as usual? Mickit what the dealio?
I am working on it DAMNIT! I dont need the pressure!
MJB, conflicting info. Do u want the ban lifted? Or r u good at the other place???? I can not waste my time lobbyin 4 u if you dont wanna come back. they wont take us serious if it happens agains.
Please somebody tell me …when is mary gonna stop wearing them damn knee high boots and tight bodysuits…she has worn this style out and it often does not complement her…and she is a very attractive person, couple years ago she had some real nice cl*****y gear…now she look like she want to strat getting hootchie again…NO , MARY NO
Bossip you guys should be ashamed, banning MJB. Yea that B#tch was hood with her Doc Martens but she was crazy funny.
Free MJB
Free MJB
Free MJB
oh lawd Sam…not them infamous ‘Doc Martens’ of hers..not to mention “dem rocks” that she smoked lmfao.
BOSSIP I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU LOL
OMG, I just got here and I need a full explanation RIGHT NOW!! Why is MJB banned?? I cant believe you all let this happen! Mickit, you been here allday, can you tell me why you let this happen… I gotta talk to some of my politicos Cubanos… They know how to deal with these refugee situations. Damn, where’d I put Fidel’s number??
CUBA,
WHERE HAVE U BEEN????
????
I just got back from Iowa… I was charging up votes for Obama. I am headed right back out to New Hampshire, cross your fingers and hope we get it done!! I am thinking about sending another mole, it seems like you all need some back up here on this MJB situation,,,
Dang Lloyd. You already did a sex interview for O Zone Magazine and now one for Vibe?
Can’t this guy get without talking about his crotch? Talk about a canidate for When the Checks Stop Coming..
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
FREE MJC
Momo if that’s your daughter: SHE IS GORGEOUS. Lock her away though, cos she gonna have all the boys swarming over her in a few years
man when is yall gone understand that Mjb is FLY AS *****. for the love of god… her style is always on point.. she keeps on a bad ***** pair of boots. and.. if u can pull yourself out of a crack addiction.. then u is a BAD MOTHA *****a.. word up
Damn Bossip, yall can’t even give a picture credit? These pics are ALL tagged up with nicole “*****y”’s watermark.
mary looks good, ima have to check this issue out
She *****ting on em’.
so he got fired from XXL, he can always get another job
After going thru most of these comments I forgot what the post is about, but Mary @ the internet cafe:
On the bright side you still get to post comments.
U might have to travel to do it but your voice is still heard and enjoyed.
is she ever gonna have her own kids. and stop being a Pop following
Mary IS making it rain on them singers for the 07′-08′! But I ain’t gonna lie, I like the ole depressed Mary. She is the *****. This new, “I’s married now” Mary is okay.
Damn! I love mary…but for the pictures she don’t look like Keyshia cole in she look like Kelis! cute haircut tho
Is it me or does Mary look like she totally stole Keyshia Coles look?!
These pics have a watermark from N!COLE*****!E Are yall using her posts???????????????
Yo! Bossip stole these *****ing pics from Nbeezy! Ya’ll are always talking about mediafakeout, but ya’ll gank stories and post false ***** too. Did you geniuses even think about removing the watermark before you posted? I’m done with ya’ll!