Bird Sh*t For Your Skin, Ma’am? No, Thanks…

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The Geisha secret has just been revealed. The way that Japanese women have been able to achieve almost transparent skin is to use Nightingale droppings as an exfoliate.yeah

Pop the hood to see the video of them rubbing bird caka on their mugs at $180.00 per treatment.

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31 Responses to “Bird Sh*t For Your Skin, Ma’am? No, Thanks…”

    QUEEN TINA

    awh…..

    * Hi Hatas *

    that is nasty i would rather stick with hot soap and water

    common sense

    knew that ***** already.. but would neva use it

    High Life (1 up)

    Well ain’t that some *****?! But umm, I’ll stick with Shampoo and Conditioner.

    High Life (1 up)

    *My bad meant soap and water. Gotta leave these trees alone.

    Educated Lady

    LOL at High Life!

    Ma

    ummm…everyone knows this. This has been a part of their culture for at least a century…

    Just Sayin

    Ain’t dat some sh$t!

    :-?

    Menominee Nation

    ***** that aint nuttin, i saw some ***** the other day about some real exp eye moisturizer that ladies are usin in Beverly Hills that is made out of baby’s cir*****sized ***** skin. seriously.

    i laughed, then cried.

    This some shhhh...

    Whose job is it to collect that *****?

    K.C.

    staff infection kills!

    Lace

    ummm the geisha glow?? they’re wearing white powder on their faces!! you cant even see their skin!!

    Lolah

    Aint it a coincidence that I was just reading about this deadly bacteria that lives in bird *****…

    Not for the PC

    Omg why are they so obsessed with looking white? It looks horrible on their skin! These women have an inbuilt self-hatred within their culture, no surprise that the salon owner was married to a ‘Bernstein’

    barb

    interesting. and here i thought it was genetics.
    silly me.

    Soul Ese

    I wish bird ***** made my car look better lol.

    Crazy Days

    As always bossip you guys are late Oprah had this on her show when they discussed beauty secrets around the world.

    They Call Me...AJ

    This is pretty old news…

    lisalisa

    Why is he just sitting there letting the bird ***** all over him?

    charlieblanko

    lmao@lisalisa…

    So i was scrolling down and thought the same thing, then started busted up laughing at the picture, period…comedy

    elle

    such a shame, even asian women want to be white. Clearly, this is just another form of bleach, such a shame

    SweetSable

    @Lisalisa: LMAO!!!!!

    @Elle: Self hate is like a disease; I hear you.

    Crazy ***** Rodney

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! That little boy got oWnEd!!!!!!!

    Darkesthourgl*****

    How bad do you have to look to consider this “*****”? I think I’ll just stick with Dove and Ambi.

    GoodKarma4Me

    Ambi cause cancer, stick with good ol’ honey mixed with brown suga 4 your skin to glow!

    DR.FUNK

    You’re welcome BOSSIP.

    Darkesthourgl*****

    I don’t use the Ambi fade cream I use the moisturising lotion, it does alright and I’m still here. That fade cream stinks.

    black

    yes that Ambi does stink. i only use it at night for my acne scars (though not plenty, are dark colored)

    aceyducey

    Imagine, paying to get bird ***** rubbed in your face, for all that just stand under a pigeon coop fo free..

    evie

    lool @ aceyducey…

    GGooDie

    But what they fail to understand is that a Geishas’ skin is not that color in real life.

    They use makeup to make their skin that color.

    *****in’ fools.

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