Monday, January 7th, 2008
Which One Would You Hit???
Posted by Bossip Staff
Rick Ross, Gorilla Zoe, and Flo Rida kicked it together for the New Year.
If you HAD to hit one of these kind fellows, Which One?
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In the good words of keith sweat………*****ODY
1st … yeah or third !!! Whatever !!!
LMAO @ Mz GA. I agree!
UGHH…NETHER..THEY ALL ARE UGLY..AND GORILLA ZOE VOICE GETS ON MY NERVES..BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ILL PICK FLO’RIDA JUST BECAUSE HE HAVE A NICE BOD..CHEAA
I have the hots for Rick Ross, yeah, I said it.
Gorilla Zoe’s hands are ashy as hell!
Hit with what? A spiked bat? A car? a dead fish? You have to be more specific.
im not feeling none of these dirty dingy negros they all look like they need a hot bath with bleach
OMG…^^^^^^ U DIDNT HAVE TO SAY ALL DAT..GESH
um….what is dude taking the pic looking like??
Neither, the first two need a colonic and raw food diet, they just look backed up and unhealthy, dude in the back in the red looks suspect with multiple felonies. these mfs need to stop looking hard, and head to the gym and fall back from the damn chinese food buffet.
Am I telling my age if I say I have only heard of one of these dudes?
f*ck you bossip
Damn Bree they about to ban your *****.
BTW I would hit that fool Flo Rida up side the head for that stupid ***** song “Low”
yea fu@k bossip they play tooo damn much fat fu@ks
@Bree
Whats wrong?
Flo-rida is pretty hot…..he could smash=)
bossip you are sick!
lmao..Sam they shouldnt!..they are playing cruel jokes with female readers..
mdaddy bossip is teasing me again!
Can you get some better looking men as “WOWYH” contestants? They are always, fat or ugly or both. But the women look great.
what is kind about these dudes? Gorilla zoe looks like he been punching cement blocks..and rick ross and florida are both wearing shades at night inside a building..at least gorilla zoe put his down..smh
NONE!!!!!!
@ tee
Get outta my head. lol
WHAT IN THE MACARONI TONI HELL IS THAT ON THE LEFT? YIKES, ME NO LIKES…..IF I “HAD” TO CHOOSE, I’D RELUNCTANTLY CHOOSE THE HIGH YELLA FELLA IN THE RED…AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
Why Gorilla Zoe so damn ashy, when you getting paper (if he getting paper) buy some damn Johnson & Johnson. Looking like he just ate a dozen powder donuts.
I wouldn’t hit nan one. All of them look 15% percent retarded.
the one waaaay in the back, with the black jersey- he not really in the picture- i can just see the back of his head…yeah him…
LMAO at all of these comments.
Best of the bunch Flo Rida would make me get LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW ooops im sorry…
Whose next Bossip …. for the ladies … Gary Coleman or Webster !!!
Naw Crazy
Original or Extra Crispy
Which one would you hit?
@ simone
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
all these comments funny especially tha one talkin bout “with what a spiked bat or dead fish” lmaooo yal comedians…but yo seriously just thinkin bout havin to have sex with rick ross literally makes me wanna cry id have to be drunk, under anesthesia on a excstacy trip blindfolded and smothered in novacane to endure sleepin wit rick ross EEW
@ Crazy
OK??! Flavor Flav & Kci…
Rick Ross!!!
Imagine that nappy azz beard scratchin a hole in the side of your face
But if I was forced to choose I would say Flo rida……..
Firstly, that song stinks to high hell, and secondly what the hell is a flo ryder? Sounds like a gay rapper to me. Flo Ryder? What the hell possessed you to come up with a name like that? Thats not a cool name.
I am really angry right now!! lol I gotta give myself a “tellem why you mad son” lol
Flo Rida!!!
and flo rida got his name from his home state of florida. thats pretty obvious!!!
@ kia
i really don’t care where he got it from it stinks. but thanks for the history on flo ryder.
I choose one of the people in the background who have their head turned. I’d be willing to gamble on the fact that the faceless person in the background is more attractive.
two horrible beards and “bumpy knuckles” hummmm…..
As usual Bossip gives mad rejects. Whoever said about the ashy hands u right its *****ing nasty! Um im goin to go with Flo-Rida. He’s not as funky as the other two – and Rick Ross SHAVE THAT DAMN BEARD!!! Shiiiit it taking over his whole face and the club – is it alive? Bet it smells like grease n cush with a bit of stale cheese and Hennessy URGH!
I’d hit all these clown coons with a big club!
Bossip i ain’t gone tell u no mo! Come to me or Snickers (where the hell she be ne way?) for a list
i’d hit all three
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over the head with an ugly bag and lock them up forever!
okay
Gorilla Zoe’s his hands are so ashy becuz he’s a hard working man…runnin behind Yung Jock is a hard job
Rick Ross really does need to cut that bush off of his face aint no tellin what might jump outta there
Flo WHO? He’s a one hit wonder he betta get whateva wheneva he can by this time next year he’ll be back on the block
Rick Ross could definitely get…”she wanna make love then we can in the shower”
@ Sam
Most def … ” Extra Crispy !!!
@MOMO
How about this one … for greasy rappers …
Freeway or Beanie Siegel !! Now ladies I know yawl ready to hit !! Don`t let me hold you bacK !!
Most def FLO RIDA. He looks good enough to me to hit as long as he keeps his gl*****es on. lol!
Flo Rida fa ’sho.
Gross!!!
I love Rick Ross’s beard. I love Zoe’s voice. So I guess maybe, if i was desperate, Rick Ross could get it while Zoe talked dirty in my ear!
this is too easy …. flo rida
Has anyone seen Rick Ross’ girlfriend lately. Maybe HE ate her, like ole dude in Texas? I’m just sayin……
SMH @ Southern Bell ….LOL
DAMN ..To me they all nasty as hell! But If i HAD to pick one i would go for Flo’Rida..
LOL! Southern Belle! I’m so mad at you for that one.
One again, some black men got their priorities all messed up. dude in the front has on a watch thousands of dollars, yet and still his hands look like he been crushing lime scale deposits with his bare hands. I guess he had no money left over for some lotion or vaseline. damn ashy larry hands looking *****.
If I HAD to hit one…I’d hit Rick Ross I guess…if someone had a gun to my head.
None.
Eww..I think I’m going to throw up. I’d rather dry up….
and why does Rick Ross have pubic hair growing around his face?
Gorilla Zo lookin a lil’ Craig Mackish’ in the face.
Is it me ?? But I think if Rick Ross grows his beard to cover his entire face … the ladies on Bossip might just hit ???? What do yawl think ladies ??
RICK ROSS… HE’S FINE!!!
FLO RIDA always make me moist HE could beat it flip it rub it down
LMAO…FINE WHERE?? ^^^
I dont mind if they be fat….but we get some tired as contestants period
err…absolutely none.
Florida, that name is so gay! Why can’t he just call himself Florida? In any case, he’d be my choice.
Flo Rida
ricky hot
NASTY…
Nada, none, nit!
One of the hip hop sites had a pretty nice pic of Flo Rida (is he at least from Florida?). I guess I’d pick him.
Oh, it would definitely be FLO RIDA! LOL Definitely!
Jim Joes has the same “dirt factor” as those niccas. No thanks, I’d rather do it myself. You know what they say: If you don’t have a man, you have a hand….I hope my husband isn’t looking over my shoulder! LOL!
Ima have to roll with Ricky Ross on this one. He got swagg. I like his voice.
Imma straight would hit Gorilla Zoe in that mouth! His voice got me out of calm. I Would like punch him in the face so hard then print my white Ecko United Shoe Brand on his stomach then cut his f**in tongue off to make sure to never heard that voice no mo…i’m not a hater lool!!! Hoood Figgaaa, Damn!
big shout out to my ni**a Ricky Ross, Keep the good job done, I know you probably a wannabe Gangsta but your sh*t goes Hard when i’m ridin dirty with my ni**az…White House is the sh*t, that “street Money” track with Florida too….BoWss
I would def. hit Ricky Ross he is the boss..Big man with big plans…
Let the haters hate ricky baby….lol
Flo Rida
OMG!!! Rick Ross..definitely..come *****k witta fat ***** baby..I LOVE HIM…