Monday, January 7th, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

Ricky Ross Gorilla Zoe Flo Rida

Rick Ross, Gorilla Zoe, and Flo Rida kicked it together for the New Year.

If you HAD to hit one of these kind fellows, Which One?

Image via Ozone

Comments(82) on “Which One Would You Hit???”


  1. In the good words of keith sweat………*****ODY


  2. 1st … yeah or third !!! Whatever !!!

  3. Momo

    LMAO @ Mz GA. I agree!

  4. NEEK

    UGHH…NETHER..THEY ALL ARE UGLY..AND GORILLA ZOE VOICE GETS ON MY NERVES..BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE ILL PICK FLO’RIDA JUST BECAUSE HE HAVE A NICE BOD..CHEAA

  5. miss sha sha

    I have the hots for Rick Ross, yeah, I said it.

  6. Tee

    Gorilla Zoe’s hands are ashy as hell!

  7. binary star

    Hit with what? A spiked bat? A car? a dead fish? You have to be more specific.

  8. backyard

    im not feeling none of these dirty dingy negros they all look like they need a hot bath with bleach

  9. NEEK

    OMG…^^^^^^ U DIDNT HAVE TO SAY ALL DAT..GESH

  10. i think

    um….what is dude taking the pic looking like??

  11. NubianGoddez

    Neither, the first two need a colonic and raw food diet, they just look backed up and unhealthy, dude in the back in the red looks suspect with multiple felonies. these mfs need to stop looking hard, and head to the gym and fall back from the damn chinese food buffet.

  12. Momo

    Am I telling my age if I say I have only heard of one of these dudes?

  13. bree

    f*ck you bossip

  14. Sam

    Damn Bree they about to ban your *****.

    BTW I would hit that fool Flo Rida up side the head for that stupid ***** song “Low”

  15. backyard

    yea fu@k bossip they play tooo damn much fat fu@ks

  16. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Bree

    Whats wrong?

  17. The Glitz

    Flo-rida is pretty hot…..he could smash=)

  18. arasiam

    bossip you are sick!

  19. bree

    lmao..Sam they shouldnt!..they are playing cruel jokes with female readers..

    mdaddy bossip is teasing me again!

  20. arasiam

    Can you get some better looking men as “WOWYH” contestants? They are always, fat or ugly or both. But the women look great.

  21. bree

    what is kind about these dudes? Gorilla zoe looks like he been punching cement blocks..and rick ross and florida are both wearing shades at night inside a building..at least gorilla zoe put his down..smh

  22. adrianna

    NONE!!!!!!

  23. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ tee

    Get outta my head. lol

  24. FREE 504'S MIND, okaay?

    WHAT IN THE MACARONI TONI HELL IS THAT ON THE LEFT? YIKES, ME NO LIKES…..IF I “HAD” TO CHOOSE, I’D RELUNCTANTLY CHOOSE THE HIGH YELLA FELLA IN THE RED…AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

  25. Sam

    Why Gorilla Zoe so damn ashy, when you getting paper (if he getting paper) buy some damn Johnson & Johnson. Looking like he just ate a dozen powder donuts.

  26. Crap Talker...

    I wouldn’t hit nan one. All of them look 15% percent retarded.

  27. simone

    the one waaaay in the back, with the black jersey- he not really in the picture- i can just see the back of his head…yeah him…

  28. athena Free MJB's impersonator

    LMAO at all of these comments.

  29. Ibn

    Best of the bunch Flo Rida would make me get LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW ooops im sorry…


  30. Whose next Bossip …. for the ladies … Gary Coleman or Webster !!!

  31. Sam

    Naw Crazy

    Original or Extra Crispy

    Which one would you hit?

  32. vachick

    @ simone

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    all these comments funny especially tha one talkin bout “with what a spiked bat or dead fish” lmaooo yal comedians…but yo seriously just thinkin bout havin to have sex with rick ross literally makes me wanna cry id have to be drunk, under anesthesia on a excstacy trip blindfolded and smothered in novacane to endure sleepin wit rick ross EEW

  33. Momo

    @ Crazy

    OK??! Flavor Flav & Kci…

  34. Betta Than The Rest

    Rick Ross!!!

  35. Momo

    Imagine that nappy azz beard scratchin a hole in the side of your face


  36. But if I was forced to choose I would say Flo rida……..

  37. PrettyMissSunshine

    Firstly, that song stinks to high hell, and secondly what the hell is a flo ryder? Sounds like a gay rapper to me. Flo Ryder? What the hell possessed you to come up with a name like that? Thats not a cool name.

    I am really angry right now!! lol I gotta give myself a “tellem why you mad son” lol

  38. kia the original

    Flo Rida!!!

  39. kia the original

    and flo rida got his name from his home state of florida. thats pretty obvious!!!

  40. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ kia

    i really don’t care where he got it from it stinks. but thanks for the history on flo ryder. :-)

  41. JillyBean819

    I choose one of the people in the background who have their head turned. I’d be willing to gamble on the fact that the faceless person in the background is more attractive.

  42. no homo

    two horrible beards and “bumpy knuckles” hummmm…..

  43. and another one

    As usual Bossip gives mad rejects. Whoever said about the ashy hands u right its *****ing nasty! Um im goin to go with Flo-Rida. He’s not as funky as the other two – and Rick Ross SHAVE THAT DAMN BEARD!!! Shiiiit it taking over his whole face and the club – is it alive? Bet it smells like grease n cush with a bit of stale cheese and Hennessy URGH!

  44. To Be Honest

    I’d hit all these clown coons with a big club!


  45. Bossip i ain’t gone tell u no mo! Come to me or Snickers (where the hell she be ne way?) for a list

    i’d hit all three

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    over the head with an ugly bag and lock them up forever!

  46. blessed

    okay

    Gorilla Zoe’s his hands are so ashy becuz he’s a hard working man…runnin behind Yung Jock is a hard job

    Rick Ross really does need to cut that bush off of his face aint no tellin what might jump outta there

    Flo WHO? He’s a one hit wonder he betta get whateva wheneva he can by this time next year he’ll be back on the block

  47. Ms Sadie

    Rick Ross could definitely get…”she wanna make love then we can in the shower”


  48. @ Sam

    Most def … ” Extra Crispy !!!

    @MOMO

    How about this one … for greasy rappers …

    Freeway or Beanie Siegel !! Now ladies I know yawl ready to hit !! Don`t let me hold you bacK !!


  49. Most def FLO RIDA. He looks good enough to me to hit as long as he keeps his gl*****es on. lol!

  50. dayg715

    Flo Rida fa ’sho.

  51. Kompton'sKutie

    Gross!!!


  52. I love Rick Ross’s beard. I love Zoe’s voice. So I guess maybe, if i was desperate, Rick Ross could get it while Zoe talked dirty in my ear!

  53. Yazzy

    this is too easy …. flo rida

  54. imrightdammit

    Has anyone seen Rick Ross’ girlfriend lately. Maybe HE ate her, like ole dude in Texas? I’m just sayin……

  55. k-

    SMH @ Southern Bell ….LOL

  56. Diamond

    DAMN ..To me they all nasty as hell! But If i HAD to pick one i would go for Flo’Rida..

  57. Momo

    LOL! Southern Belle! I’m so mad at you for that one.

  58. NubianGoddez

    One again, some black men got their priorities all messed up. dude in the front has on a watch thousands of dollars, yet and still his hands look like he been crushing lime scale deposits with his bare hands. I guess he had no money left over for some lotion or vaseline. damn ashy larry hands looking *****.

  59. getyourhandouttamypocket

    If I HAD to hit one…I’d hit Rick Ross I guess…if someone had a gun to my head.

  60. Beyaki says..

    None.

  61. Naw Shawty...

    Eww..I think I’m going to throw up. I’d rather dry up….

    and why does Rick Ross have pubic hair growing around his face?


  62. Gorilla Zo lookin a lil’ Craig Mackish’ in the face.


  63. Is it me ?? But I think if Rick Ross grows his beard to cover his entire face … the ladies on Bossip might just hit ???? What do yawl think ladies ??

  64. SHUT UP BOSSIP HOES..

    RICK ROSS… HE’S FINE!!!

  65. he could tap

    FLO RIDA always make me moist HE could beat it flip it rub it down

  66. NEEK

    LMAO…FINE WHERE?? ^^^


  67. I dont mind if they be fat….but we get some tired as contestants period

  68. zeta

    err…absolutely none.

  69. TallandSexy

    Florida, that name is so gay! Why can’t he just call himself Florida? In any case, he’d be my choice.

  70. I got a Crush on Obama

    Flo Rida

  71. nemo

    ricky hot

  72. Babygirl

    NASTY…

  73. California Pixie

    Nada, none, nit!


  74. One of the hip hop sites had a pretty nice pic of Flo Rida (is he at least from Florida?). I guess I’d pick him.

  75. @ U Poet

    Oh, it would definitely be FLO RIDA! LOL Definitely!

  76. Curly Fries

    Jim Joes has the same “dirt factor” as those niccas. No thanks, I’d rather do it myself. You know what they say: If you don’t have a man, you have a hand….I hope my husband isn’t looking over my shoulder! LOL!

  77. Bohemiandiva

    Ima have to roll with Ricky Ross on this one. He got swagg. I like his voice.

  78. Nate tha West-Indian

    Imma straight would hit Gorilla Zoe in that mouth! His voice got me out of calm. I Would like punch him in the face so hard then print my white Ecko United Shoe Brand on his stomach then cut his f**in tongue off to make sure to never heard that voice no mo…i’m not a hater lool!!! Hoood Figgaaa, Damn!

  79. Nate tha West-Indian

    big shout out to my ni**a Ricky Ross, Keep the good job done, I know you probably a wannabe Gangsta but your sh*t goes Hard when i’m ridin dirty with my ni**az…White House is the sh*t, that “street Money” track with Florida too….BoWss

  80. SouthernSoul

    I would def. hit Ricky Ross he is the boss..Big man with big plans…

    Let the haters hate ricky baby….lol


  81. Flo Rida

  82. Suga

    OMG!!! Rick Ross..definitely..come *****k witta fat ***** baby..I LOVE HIM…

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