Wife Swap: Wall Street Investor's Wife Steps Forward With Claims He Pimped Her Out In Business Exchanges

This stuff sounds like a new-age “Wolf of Wall Street”

Investor’s Wife Reveals Sex Trades, Drug Use On Wall Street

Via PageSix:

Christina Kelly says her investment-banker husband made her go the extra mile to help him land a client — pushing her into a partner-swap with the business honcho and his wild girlfriend.

The mom of two revealed details of the kinky alleged hookup — and every drug binge, extramarital pool fling and sex encounter in between — in salacious Manhattan court papers targeting her husband, Jefferies & Co. wunderkind Sage Kelly.

Christina Kelly alleges in nearly every page that her $7-million-a-year hubby is nothing but a coke- and Ecstasy-loving, booze-swilling, abusive spouse and dad who lives for seamy sex romps.

Christina, 39, said her husband, 42, was trying to woo Aegerion Pharmaceuticals honcho Marc Beer the night she wound up having sex with Beer — and “sexual contact’’ with his prancing, big-breasted girlfriend, according to the papers.

The former Ralph Lauren event planner said the sex jaunt occurred in a hotel room at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston in 2012 after a booze- and cocaine-fueled evening.

“Soon, Sage and I were having sex with each other on one bed, and Marc and his girlfriend were having sex on the other bed,’’ Christina says in her affidavit.

“Then, Marc said, ‘Let’s switch,’ ” she claims in the papers. “Marc suggested that his girlfriend and I have sex with each other.

“Mindful of [Sage’s] goal of securing business from Marc, I felt responsible not to disappoint Marc. So, his girlfriend and I had sexual contact for a few minutes, while Marc and Sage watched.

“Then, Marc’s girlfriend joined Sage on our bed, and Sage and she started to have sexual relations.

“Then, I joined Marc on his bed, and he and I engaged in sexual relations,’’ Christina said in the sworn affidavit.

“Following that evening, Marc Beer has been an important client of Sage and, presumably, a substantial reason for Sage’s enormously successful career at his current investment bank, Jefferies and Company Inc.,’’ she said.

On top of all that, Kelly says her husband puts their kids in danger by being constantly high and bringing drug-use into their home around their two daughters:

She said he once slapped one of the little girls across the face for saying she was afraid she might pee herself — and routinely calls the kids “f–k­ing retard’’ and “f–k­ing idiot.’’

“Mommy, can you please tell Daddy to stop calling me a f–k­ing retard?’’ one of the little girls asked her, the filing says.

And Christina said one of her husband’s pals also “inadvertently left a bag of cocaine on a pool table’’ at the family’s Sag Harbor home — and one of the kids stuck her finger in it. Christina says she stopped the child before she could ingest it.

Christina said Sage was so into drugs that he once hosted “Mushroom Day” in the Hamptons where “he continually ­ingested [psychedelic] mushrooms throughout the day . . . while the children were present.”

He also urinated and defecated on himself in bed, she said in the papers.

Wild stuff, right? Wonder what else goes on in these circles that wives and girlfriends keep quiet about…