Jazzy Fat back away from the oven

Ciara + Jazzy Phae= the number 10

Ohh suggy duggy quack quack!! I don’t even have to say a word. Holla if you see me

so she’s finally gonna put that album out after pushing it back 500 times. too little, too late. it’s gonna flop.

CIARA LOOK LIKE A DAMN EEL

where is jazzy pha’s neck!!!!!

tanisha

where is jazzy pha’s neck!!!!!

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Fugg a neck where his ballz at? I kno he must use a hand mirror.

Jazzy eats all his competitions

Monica’s footwork is a problem. Those shoes are baaaaaaaaaaddddddddd!

dude looks like he smells…

jazzy is getting so big he looks like he is shrinking. maybe ciara has come back to her senses and will hook back up with jazzy. i can count all the celbs on one hand that was there lol didn’t look that exciting and neither did she.

The whole outfit is FIERCE, PLUS THE PINK LIP? Awesomeness.

Liked the album.

Damn that bottom lip of his is fat as hell. When you gain weight you gain it in your lips too?

EVERY TIME I SEE JAZZY PHAE, HE SEEMS TO GET BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER AND BIGGER.

Goddamn, Yall Evil today LMAO

Jazzy Phe starring as the Peach in the remake of James and the Giant Peach!!

You know the party and venue is wack when they serving drinks in plastic cups.

I THOUGHT JAZZY PHA SUED CIARA? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THEY COOL NOW?

Since they are cool again (Jazze & Ciara) I’ma need for them to go back in the studio together, ’cause this fantasy ride album don’t seem like it will top the charts.

O yeah, and I’m luvin’ Monica’s shoes too.

Monica shoes are the Bizness! But why rock the Number 5′s with some ashy black jeans tucked inside of them? Is stone wash coming back like that, I can’t stand the acid wash black jeans!!

I do like Monica’s look. It’s kind of like uban-chic. The wife beater with the pearls and the jeans with the Chanel booties….luv it!!

I wish she would have put on some darker black jeans and maybe rolled them up – to show the shoes. Idunno…the shows have too many bows for rolled up jeans though….so I guess she did right.

O yeah, if the shoes are hers and not loaners(cause I heard they were over $1000)…maybe she should have removed one of the bows…

You don’t have to wear clothes “right of the rack” all the time. Embrace the inner designer within!!

As you can tell…..I am obsessing over Monica’s outfit….

Ciara and the Giant Peach

nene’s new teeth and nose look nice

Go Ciara!!! Cna’t wait to get the album

lol at the number 10 comment.

jb you’s a fool!!! LMAO at the Peach..

I didn’t know her and Jazze had a fallin out. Well I’m glad their cool…becasue whoever is trying to turn her into the “new Janet Jackson” needs to cease and disist

nene’s new teeth and nose look nice
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LMAO riiight ! Teeth look nice, but I certainly hope that nose hasnt been worked on b/c its still atrocious damn

*can’t

*excuse the typo

I thought Cici and Jazzy weren’t friends anymore?

What in the D-List hell is this party? You know that car is on loan. Chile, please.

Jazzy know his blood pressure is high as hell. He needs to drop some poundage STAT!

The album is going to be a flop. Her first album only sold one million copies, and her second album sold less than that. She has no talent and she needs to sit down and the car is rented.

CONGRATS TO CIARA! KEEP THE GREAT WORK UP!
I LOVE MONICA, ALWAYS A BIG FAN, VERY ARTICULATE, MATURE AND SPEAKS WELL!
THIS MAY SOUND CRAZY BUT IS THAT MONICA’S REAL CHIN? SHE IS VERY PRETTY BUT HER CHIN HAS A TRIANGLE LOOK LIKE SHE DID SOMETHING TO IT. I KNOW WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER IT LOOKED QUITE DIFFERENT. I ALWAYS WONDERED THAT! I LIK EHER STYLE, HER MUSIC AND HER HUMBLE MANNER!

@soulwoman

I am not attacking you, but you just answered your own question. We are NOT celebrities. We come to this site to see celebrities. For a major album launch, fans want to see celebrities interacting with and congratulating other celebrities. Yes, I lead a boring life, otherwise I would be like Naomi Campbell with my billionaire Russian boyfriend eating caviar on my yacht in South Beach.

Ciara used to let Bow Wow hit. Nuff said…

I hope Jazze loses weight. You would think with all the parties he goes to (minus eating the food) some weight would come off. He should try walking to each event instead of driving because as many places I see him at he would be walking all over the USA.

Jazzy phae it’s no longer what you are eating at this point, It’s what’s eating you. And I am not saying that to be a hater, He needs to lose some weight, Go to Duke Weight loss like Rubin did. It
s about being healthy and being around to make hits. Unless something is medically wrong with him. There is no excuse.

Phae is about to go out like Pun. Please stop what you are doing. Memphis 10 wants you, bro.

@Ciara’s Wig

Monica stays hood fab LOL no really her makeup and face is always on point…HOWEVER, I think she can do MUCH better than Rocko…ugh
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WELL NOW MATTER HOW MANY TIMES A WOMAN DRESS IT UP, GLOSS IT UP OR ROCK IT OUT YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL THE REAL BY HER NUMBER ONE ACCESSORY:

HER MAN!

I LOVE HER HAIR THO .. I GOT BIG SOUP COOLER LIPS SO THE LIPSTICK IS WAY TOO MUCH FOR MY TASTE & LUV’N THOSE SHOES – WWRRREEEOOOOOOWWWWW

@Mon

Clearly you haven’t done ur researchon Ci cuz she sold 4 million copies on her first album and her second album 3 million copies..maybe she won’t do good on this album because of how the world is today, but she is truly fine and rich..just do like the other rappers and singers do..and start an acting career.

And why do ya’ll insist on making negative comments on dis gurl..she dn’t knw ya’ll and dnt give a flying f*** about ya’ll cuz she getting dat money..while ya’ll sittn there broke wishn u were n her shoes.

CD IS FIYAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT

Is this all Monica does now? Just goes to parties? She doesn’t make music…she just shows up places?

That’s what’s wrong with black folks now!! We can be so damn critical of other people. We don’t know these celebs personally but the first thing we do is get to talkin about how they dress and what their hair looks like etc…WHO CARES!!! Rememember Barack-Lets do something different-and start really supporting! I DARE YOU!

@ Chaka – I’m not a celebrity either. But I still don’t NEED to see them to be entertained, and I defintely don’t get mad when their are not many celebs at a party some pictures. But then again…as you hinted to, those that get excited live their life through celebrities. Well it’s Ciara’s party and I would think she invited who she wanted and not who people that read blogs wanted to see. Also, contray to belief, this is a “major” album release party, more like a pre-party. The album doesn’t drop album doesn’t drop until next week where she will have a party in NY.

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Jazzy eats all his competitions
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That was hilarious!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazze is just going to eat himself to death huh???

he is kiling himself, he’s already super short–all that weight around his heart..

he can’t be comfortable w/himself. smdh

NeNe’s clothes look cheap.

WHY! are people getting mad because people “hate” on Ciara…Ciara is a big girl, she is a celebrity…if this bothers her she needs to get out of the game…2nd’ly why do the “hate haters” come on this site…you KNOW people are gonna always have something to say about somebody no matter what…the best thing you can do is keep it moving & say what you feel about it…

Ok Ashanti!

he needs to apply to the biggest loser or get a gastric bypass surgery, cuz damn!!

2nd’ly why do the “hate haters” come on this site…you KNOW people are gonna always have something to say about somebody no matter what…the best thing you can do is keep it moving & say what you feel about it…
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OMG…my side hurt…ur comment got me lmao!! Once i caught what u were talking about…i have to cosign!!

I’m loving the phrase “hate-haters”

I think anybody who has somehing to say about Jazze Phae weight is not being a hater, He need to lose some weight just for health sake. Damn. I can see a woman being this big, and it’s still not healthy, but how does a man let self go like this. Unless somehting is medically wrong.

LOL @CIARA WIG FUNNY COMMENT AND SCREEN NAME.

My $9.99 is going to a real singer. I’m rockin’ with Chrisette Michele on May 5th.

Jazze pha always looks like he’s about to roll away.

…Jazzy Phae is suicidal…

…might as well strap a bomb on…

…same difference…

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Did Jazzy Phae have neck removal surgery?

@meme11746…
im with u. i cant take much more of this other stuff they keep throwing at us.

keep it real.
if u couldnt tell those shoes were Chanel by looking at em, u would think those were the ugliest damn things in the world.

Lame! Ciara is Lame! Can’t sing! Boo!

He looks like a female to male crossdresser. i don’t think he is that big, it may be partially the angle

Ci doin her thang …she is a super duper STAR…those who don’t like it should go somewhere and choke it …Lame asses

Ooooh WEEEE! Ciara is not beautiful. I’m sorry, I have tried so hard not to say this but dang, its true to me. The girl even looks uncomfortable…she know she don’t look good tonight. And the pink lipstick? Ick.

ROTFL @ MON hAHAHAHA “…and the car is rented.” Too much, lol

ok its time for Dr.Ian or the AE Intervention to come to the A get Jazzy Pha azz NOW! I’m all for eating good, but this here is ridiculous….

Fore Real: If there is celebrity who reads this bog, PLEASE TELL JAZZ PHA he is heading for a HEART ATTACK. He looks like BIN PUN!!!! POOR THANG!

CIARA IS BEAUTIFUL, EVERY SONG ON HER ALBUM SOUNDS REALLY GOOD, I AM REALLY FEELING IT, CAN’T WAIT UNTIL IT COME ON MAY 5, 2009!

======================== OH!!!! MONICA WEARING THEM CHANEL SHOES????? THEM SHOES ARE HOTTTTT….WHEN THAT ALBUM GONA BE OUT…. ALLL YALLL SAYING ITS A FLOP MIGHT BE SURPRISED…. SHE BEEN GONE FOR AWHILE SO SHE MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT STYLE….. CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM DANCE MOVES…..NO WOMAN DANCES LIKE HER IN THE BIZ SO CIARA DONT DISAPPOINT ME…..

Damn I love me some Jazzy but can we please say Celebrity fit club before you end up 6 feet under. You have a cute face and a nice personality but you are killing yourself with the food baby. Please get on Dr. Ian Smith program today.

Ok so what good is Jazze Pha’s money when he’s dead? He’s too big, and has way too much fat around his heart, that’s totally unhealthy. He should take some of that money and get a gastric bypass. PEOPLE or idiots which ever one works. You don’t substitute money for health.