14 Best Will Smith Quotes From 'Fresh Prince'

Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?

Will: [singing] I’m stuck in a basement, sittin’ on a tricycle, girl gettin’ on my nerves; Goin’ outta my mind, I thought she was fine, don’t know if her body is hers.

Will: Your fraternity was called Pi Nu?
Phillip Banks: Yes…
Will: [trying not to laugh] So… that made you, like… a Pie Man?
Phillip Banks: Yes…
Will: So, I guess you hung out with the girls from Beta Crocker?

Carlton: Who said, It’s better to die on your feet than live on your knees?
Will: I’m guessin’ that one wasn’t Madonna.

Will: Jean Claude Van Dam I’m fine!

Carlton:Tell your pharoah, let my people *go*!
Will: Tell your pharoah, let my cousin *grow*!

This whole thing.

Carlton Banks: I thought Ashley was in bed.
William ‘Will’ Smith: Yeah, and you also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Will: MINDA YA BIDNESS MIND YA BIDNESS

Carlton Banks: I’m worried about my parents. I’ve been listening outside their bedroom.
William ‘Will’ Smith: Carlton, he’s not hurting her.

Shantay: Did you have a hard day shooting the centerfold models?
William ‘Will’ Smith: Yeah, today we shot LaToya Jackson. I had to keep turning off the lights because she was melting.”