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15 Lyrics That Don’t Make Any Sense Whatsoever

Sometimes lyrics need some deciphering. And sometimes they make zero sense. These lyrics are just wrong and shouldn’t have been made. Dah well.

Weezy F. Baby and the F is for Phenomenal – Lil Wayne  Maybe the ‘f’ should be for ‘phonics’

“I was In Too Deep like Mekhi Phife.” – Kanye West Mekhi Phifer wasn’t in ‘In Too Deep’ though. Sigh.

“32 grams raw, chop it in half, get 16, double it times three/We got 48, which mean a whole lot of cream/Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight/We back to 16.” – Foxy Brown

“I woke up out that coma 2001, bout the same time Dre dropped 2001.” – The Game But Dre dropped 2001 in 1999.

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“I only wanna die alive” – Ariana Grande She just got out of first grade, so we’ll let it slide.

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“.38 revolve like the Sun around the earth” – Jay Z Astrology isn’t his thing, is it?

“I like them Black, White, Puerto Rican or Haitian/ Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian” – Chingy But Japan and China are…in…Asia.

“Uno, dos, tres, catorce” – U2 1, 2, 3…14?!

“Oh, what a laugh it would have been / if Daddy had only seen / Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!” – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Dad really laughed at that? You think that’s what would have happened?

“What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t” – Warren G Someone should regulate his spelling. See what we did there?

“On my way to London/ this should be exciting/ I won’t miss the lights on Eiffel Tower this time” – Keyshia Cole But…

We from two different cities Minnesota and Philly – Freeway But Minnesota is a state.

I live by two words, f*** you, pay me – Kanye West *uses fingers to count*

“I’m a sucker for cornrows and manicured toes” – Nelly You mean pedicured, right?

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