Bristol Palin Ambassador For “Close Your Legs” Inc.

Posted on May 7th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Uncategorized

Posted by Bossip Staff

Bristol

Well, well, well…look who’s now an advocate for abstinence. In her latest interview, Bristol Palin discusses her new decision to become an ambassador to promote not passing out the va-jay-jay like graham crackers during kindergarten snacktime. Continue

  • Peepeye

    Now that the horse is out of the barn, now she wants to close the damn door. She’s a single unwed mother now and the damage is done.

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    jjj, mih nuh know why dem batty mahn dem cyant express dem self prapally like we Jamaican people. Yuh know wah mih ah seh?

  • Niasia

    I wish these Palin characters would just go away!

  • PUSSYCATFUN

    WHO GIVES A SHIT!?

    HERE’S AN IDEA…WHY NOT PUT A PICTURE OF BRISTOL PALIN HOLDING HER BABY ON THE WRAPPER OF SOME CONDOMS AND SEE HOW EFFECTIVE THAT WOULD BE!

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Moreaces

    Oh, Please, Go set down somewhere you seabiscut looking idiot

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    ‘Seabiscuit looking’ – AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

  • ImposterBitches

    a lil to late dontcha think?

  • pm

    whats next Mike Vick ambassador for PETA

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

    This is photoshopped!

  • aight

    Why do ppl give other folks advice they dont even follow?

  • uptowngirl

    Please STFU and go sit down some where and raise your damn baby.

  • always knew

    And don’t forget that Bristol’s baby’s father’s mother was BUSTED for running a METH HOUSE. yOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT BRISTOL WASN’T A PART OF THIS, BEFORE SHE GOT PREGGARS…. :)

    THESE IDIOTS THOUGHT THEY COULD HOLD THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND.

    METH HEADS FOR PRESIDENT?? I DON’T THINK SO…

    SAY NO TO DRUGS AND NO TO ALL THE MOOSE-SHOOTING PALINS….

  • RAWRR

    jjj, mih nuh know why dem batty mahn dem cyant express dem self prapally like we Jamaican people. Yuh know wah mih ah seh?


    lmfao I had to laugh at that one.

    @ topic at hand:
    Really, I think Bristol would be a ideal ambassador for the abstinence movement, because it can teach young girls that if you have sex, pregnancy, diseases etc CAN happen. Bristol is a shining example. Bristol’s message: Don’t end up like her. Keep em closed, kids!

  • Absulam

    @This some shhhh…

    I was talking about Obama.

  • http://bossip.com This some shhhh…

    @ Absulam

    I know, but you should have been talking about Bush.

  • HF

    “Hey kids, do as I say not as I do” huh, Bristol? Kinda sounds like ya mama’s political affiliates.

  • http://lovelifegodsexmoney.com CR

    The horse has already bolted somewhat with Miss Palin….but whatever.

  • HF

    All I know is, it’s pretty damn funny the way the facades have dropped since McCain lost the election:

    Suddenly Bristol and ol’ boy decided they didn’t need 2 b married after all.

    McCain refuses 2 support Palin 4 the 2012 election. Heck, on Letterman, he glowed over Bobby Jindal and completely snubbed Palin.

    Bristol’s baby daddy going on that talk show and basically affirming that they’re all a bunch of Podunk, Alaska rednecks.

    Palin calling McCain’s campaign strategists inept.

    And these people were seriously being considered 2 run the country?

    That’s like earth almost being hit by a meteor.

  • john hope franklin

    ho sit down!!!
    and dont fall on a peter when you sit-trick

  • http://www.madamethejourney.com Madame

    gosh darnit …

    she’s a joke …

  • Riley

    This is Willow Palin, not Bristol.

  • http://yahoo PhatDjSwagger { YouCantTurnA DamnWhoreInto A Poster Child 4Abstienance}

    @pressime
    lmbao at this b@tch
    TO LATE STATISTIC SO…..
    HO SIT DOWN

  • sayitwrite

    Ho sit down!

  • sayitwrite

    And don’t forget the condoms next time…bc there will be a next B4 you’re married!

  • ARTOFWAR

    Sorry for the double post…..ARTOFWAR

  • GA by way of CA

    i’d love to hear what levi has to say.

    if this is part of what sarah and the repubs have as a political prop, they are worst off than i thought.

  • Riley

    THIS IS NOT BRISTOL PALIN. WTF!!!!

  • JustSaying

    Yeah. Like the black communities have no pregnant chicks on life-time welfare system.

    At least this chick has the family to help her out. Most black families don’t even have the father figure around.

    We have a black man in the White House with a good family in 2009. Yet you all are acting like it’s still the plantation.

    MLK would be very sad if he’s seeing this.

    Until you can take care of your own business first then don’t bother opening your stupid mouth to criticize other people’s business.

  • Lady J

    this is just ridiculous…clearly Sara is using her daughter for political gain…it’s unfortunate…

  • Tee

    these people are still around?

  • Proper English

    dr funk, you need to shut up w/ the blanket assumptions you make. that is so stupid.

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    nice post!!!

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