Friday, January 18th, 2008
Just For The Stans
Posted by Bossip Staff
Beyonce has agreed to perform at the Grammy’s and is willing to cross the Writer’s Guild strikers’ picket lines. How exciting. Hopefully she has some new material.
We know she puts on one hell of a performance, but with all those damn videos and the “Beyonce Experience” on DVD the whole world has already seen enough of this broad to hold us over for a few years.
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Slow day…
I GUESS SHE CAN PUT THOSE PREGNANCY RUMORS TO REST..
I GUESS SHE CAN PUT THOSE PREGNANCY RUMORS TO REST..
#1 Spot!!
Oh well.
Boring start so far Bossip.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://www.theblackactor.com
MY SLOW COMP..MY BAD ON THE DOUBLE POST
she’ll probably wear enough hair to cover her belly and sing dangerously in love for the 5,982,437th time
I am so tired of this chick
When did crotch shots become acceptable? I’ve seen too many famous women’s goodies this year. There’s even crotch pictures of Britney with her blood soaked white panties. The line has been crossed people.
let me see it
Good Morning All,
I mean I can’t hate on her. I am a little tired of see and hearing about her to, but their is not chick in the game right now who can touch Beyonce. Nobody in the game right now is even on her level, therefore she’s gonna remain in that number one spot until someone takes it from her.
ay bey bey that is fuc a brit. that’s some stuff i’m tired of, gross white gel look like a bull
Good Morning Pretty Miss, you know they are still going stron over there on FAT JOES post….almost @ 1000, lol!
cosign @ PrettyMissSunshine. Are those your beautiful babies?
Bossip enough is enough yall are the real stans…sick of beyonce…
Truestory Bossip…how much more Beyonce can you possibly want???!!!
She is beautiful…talented…but damn ever since 2003 she has been going non-stop. I’m feeling her hustle but she is running that shyt in the ground…seriously.
please keisha cole owns the league “love” bey can’t touch that, she so for the hood. Cole has all the glory. hold off on the babies but don’t be waiting like janet or the rest keisha. families r good
Maybe if she falls during the performance it might be worth watching.
i love my new gravatar. Rambo Kitty!!!
or Chucky Kitty! LOL!
Rambo kitty is scaring me
Damn beyonce !!
i know whenever jay not at the office,he be at ol girls house laid up.
Now that picture is just wrong! Will Alicia Keys still be performing?
clearly Friday is the day that Beyonce is shoved down our throats….who really cares that she is crossing the picket lines to attend the Grammy’s? the Grammy’s haven’t been the same anyway since Michael Jackson used to moonwalk across the stage with his white socks, floods and sparkly glove…heh, heh, heh (in my best Michael Jackson voice)!!!!
Well all else fails, resort to a crotch shot.
@ Keith.
Yeah, Jigga man is def. LIVING the life, cause despite her overexposure by the media or whatever…B. Girl is FIYAH! DAMN. I know he LOVES gripping that azz up & bringing it to him on the thrust. DAMN!
Thank you Bossip. DAMN!
I doubt that most musicians would object to crossing the picket lines. I’m not necessarily pro WGA, but the studios are definitely taking advantage. Plus it saves you the trouble of doing all that award prep.
I wonder if people will watch. I won’t, but that’s because award shows are lame.
AWWW HELL!! I GUES IMMA GO SHOWIN MY SHIT IN THE WIND TODAY….PEAK A COOTCHIE DAY!!! HIGH SKIRT SHOW..LOL IMMA GET PAID!!
HOLD ON LET ME FIND AN OLD PICKLE JAR FOR TIPS!!!!
@prettymiss. hey girl! i co-sign. she is the ish I will not lie but I need her to fall back just a little in 08!
Goodmorning to everyone else!
I hope AK performs.. Could really careless about Beys performance it’ll be some song and dance routine anyway well not really dance but booty shaking in her case. I want to see Janet and Usher too.
@ Lauren
Hey Girl!!! Good Monrning!!
OMG I can’t believe they are still over there arguing and issh. Its proably im so pretty, lady, frito, sbm, and that latina chick!!! lol
Good morning Ms. Belle!
I hope she’ll have new material as well…cause everything she’s done has been overplayed.
Will her and her camel do a duet?
o beyawance
why do you have to always
show your ass, cant you perform
fully dress sometimes….this
girl is so overated every since Destiny child
GOOD MORNIN TO YOUS PEEPS…
YOU CANT COME TO THE SHOW CAUSE IT JUST WONT FEEL RIGHT…LOL
LMAO, I know they are hilarious! You know I was in on it too, It got good around 5 pm last night when Strong Latino got mad because Frito Bandito was tryin to holla @ The black girls, it was fuuuuny! Frito asked me could he put his burrito in my tostada and I said no, then here comes Strong Latinio tellin Frito to shut up and Frito said leave me alone man I’m tryin to get some play, then he called him Ceaser Chaevez! LMAO…Good Stuff….
@Prettymiss…why didn’t you stop me yesterday?? lol
@ Afiya, I hope they won’t I have been on a Jay-Z and Beyonce overload for 2 years now! lol!
@ Lauren
I didn’t ready that Ceaesar Chavez thing by that is funny!!!
I meant to say “but”
@Lauren…Goodmorning to you too Ms. Lauren!
Yes!! It was around 5 pm, you can still look @ it, Funny stuff.
Strong Latino is a fraud..It’s probably the one latino jump-off that works for Bossip staff..No spanish people come on here and if they do, they’ve proved my point..they want to be us….anyways
Beyonce is not fine..Man i can’t stand that shit, get off her pussy lips for once Bossip…Post some Megan Good, Gabrielle Union. Ms. Lathan…Anyone but Rhianna and Beyonce…They are becoming the female versions of Lil Wayne, just over saturating the market
wondering if bey will fall off like lauren hill did when she looses j. shit can never last
Mmmmm. Meaty.
SHe’s crossing a picket line? What an idiot. SMH.
Goddamn. WHere in the hell is this broad just an “average” chick at? If I was Jigga I would live up in this bitch…She’d get 3 to 4 times a day minimum….
Who cares about that dumb picket line, people gotta eat, shit.
@ QG&#@….Thank you for sharing, lol.
I hope they throw a tomato at her!
Not according to them @ Lauren…hell, they think they ain’t been seen enough!
“now B & C…smile for the camera.”
*cheese*
B can do no wrong. Work it BEE!
F.A.W.
Let me know when I can see you let it flow.
@ uptowngirl
Thank you.:-) no they are not my babies, they are my nephews. No kids yet girl!!!
HEY AFIYA!!
Whoever said it, I agree, the crotch shots are being overdone to death!! Enough already…
dAMN bE’ DON’T HURT EM’
I think she should take off a couple tho.
she been in our face tooooo much.
i see her more than i see my mama!
SIX Shooter (LIFTED)
F.A.W.
Let me know when I can see you let it flow.
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AT 3 ‘O’CLOCK CENTAL TIME..LOL
FLYYGIRL
I GUESS SHE CAN PUT THOSE PREGNANCY RUMORS TO REST..
I strongly suspect that this is an old pic of one of her previous performances.
Yahweh take the epidural if she is preggers.
no megan good what does she do besides smoke those newports??
I MUST ADMIT, I AM A LITTLE MORE THAN TIRE SEEING THE COOCH & CHEEKS. ONCE IS TOO MUCH. SHE CAN’T WEAR SHORTS? PANTS ? THEY USED TO WEAR STUFF LIKE THAT…..BRING BACK THE OLD SCHOOL…. OK I’M BORED
I love Beyounce. She is a talented young lady and has done nothing but stay true to her game. She is one of the best performers we have out here. For such a young lady in this business and for as long as she’s been in the game you have never seen her disrespect herself like many of the other young celebrities. She keeps her private life private and has always done that from the beginning. “Most” of her lyrics have been very positive for young girls out there. Yes she is everywhere but I think she deserves it. It shows that she works hard to get what she has. No she may not be the smartest person out there but she is smart when it comes to her career. I also want to give kudos to her parents. If she was going to be successful who better to be there for her but her parents. That was a good idea. These are all the reasons that I like her. I just don’t understand how so many of “us” hate on this young lady. She is an asset to our race when it comes to entertainment. And I am proud of her.
@ white girl in
About beyonce your are so right
she is not fine at all, she is one
overrated bitch, with her screaming voice
and ghetto lyrics to her songs, all her shit
sound the same. she is not as talented as people think she is .
I am refuse’n to talk about Bey…
morning folk!!
CENTRAL…OOPS
@ Southern Belle
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Girl!!!!!
@ SBM
Man, i tried but you was on ya ish yesterday and I know how you cn get when you start talking about chaning the world captin planet!!!! lol But naw you had some good points though.
BEYONCE IS THE BEST BEST BEST BESSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, GO GIRL DO IT FOR THE BLACKS DONT STOP. BITCHES
504!! REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO WEAR SHORTS UNDER OUR SHORTS!!
HEY BMAMA JAMA..WITH PEANUT BUTTER SAMMICH
LOL@ FlyyGirl…whats wrong with newports? lol
@ B Mama
Good morning too you!!! (In the voice of Martin off of you so crazy) Did I really have to expalin that just now? lol
Beyonc crossing picking lines is not a good business move. It’s like she’s in agreement with union busting..which does not send a good message to the underdogs of entertainment.
@ SIX Shooter (WHOMP) and QG&#@
TMI!
Jan 18, 2008 – 10:02 am Anonymous
I see someone has been affected with some of that old time Creole voodoo…….
I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!!!!!
@Lauren…girl, you know newports aint right! LOL
@FlyyGirl…i’m a former smoker of said “newports” and I must say a women who lights one up after me blowing the back out is attractive…Beyonce would probably go get her nails done or something lol…
Man she is talented, great performer and entertainer, but take a break..Take a Mariah Carey style break. Get arrested, smoke rocks, have a concert canceled due to “exhaustion”…then come back with the hottest producer at that time with some fire shit and we’ll forgive all past mistakes and comments..lol
Sup 504, I finally got me a kitty shot! NO HOMO!! LOL!
*about beyonce being fine, she not fine at all*
first of all this comment is from another female, so technically it dosen’t count as far as her looks are concerned.
second, with all her accomplishment as a singer ,actress and over all entertainment. I would have to assume this comes from an angry place inside yourself.
there is no….and i mean NO chick out in the last 8 years thats been doing it like Beyonce. period
damn ya’ll ladies love to hate her.
FAW!!!! why u gotta talk about food u KNOW i stay hungry!!! lol HI!!!
I like Beyonce, but another performance?…I’m sorry the majority of her performances are pretty much the same booty shaking stuff…and to say she’s the best out there is crazy…she’s good don’t get me wrong, but there were plenty of very successful albums that came out recently…Queen LAtifah, A Keys, Mary, and Chaka…all had above and beyond wonderful sales and you can’t say that they are not performers cause they all kill it….even quiet as kept Chrisette Michele can blow a stage out the box…but I guess when you don’t strip off enough clothes and shake ya booty enough then you’re not “on top” of the game….I’m seriously tired of seeing Beyonce…love her, but she needs to take a break so her fans can breathe and miss her for a second..and stop down playing all these other wonder blk artists who have sold just as much if not more than her because of the way they look and dress….its so wrong…they are “on top” of their game also…I want those other artists to perform….even janet to get up there and rip the stage.
@ Southern Belle, lol sorry girl thats my weakness…
HOLA!! PrettyMiss…lol and nah u ain’t have to say that…lol
@ White Girl in 208, That you SBM? Cuz it sure sounds like you, lmao!
Why and how is Beyonce talented. I don’t think she is that pretty. I think Cassie is prettier for instance. Her voice bothers me, and her lyrics are vapid. Sad shame of it is she doesn’t even write them she can’t find anyone to hire that can write beautiful lyrics. This girl is a mess. Don’t get me started on that horrible acting… SMH SMH
BMAMA !!! I DID SEAFOOD BOIL ON SHISH KABOB STICKS…
MORE PIES( OF COURSE)
AND HAM, PORK CHOP, AND MEATBALL PO-BOYS!!
IM GETTIN CUTERISH NOW SO I COULD SELL THEM ALL IN ONE STOP….
MAYBE I SHOULD PULL A BET AND FLASH WITH MY MINI SKIRT!!!LOL
@ D’ANGELO aka YUP
If my memory is right, wasn’t J-Lo the last hotest crotch on the block before Bey started blowing up. Don’t forget how many movies and songs she put out before she fell to the back burner.
FAW i am starting to think u don’t lurves ME!!!
can u fedex some this way PLEASE!!!!! lmao
Also beyonce has had mad plastic. Her nose is def done. ALSO HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT BEYONCES SALES ARE WEAK!!!!!!! She even had to do a rerelease to make her advance and still couldn’t cut it. Her films bomb. Despite the hype that wants to make her a mainstream sensation she is niche market.
@ ANONYMOUS.. I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER!!! Bee is doing the damn thing!
No her voice is not the best but you cannot TOUCH ol’ girl’s work ethic!!!
wait minus the flashing!!! lmao
lol you’re so right Bankable…I can’t even get mad at that…now people are dissing her but before…it was all about jenny from the block and her having the biggest booty, best dancer, best actress, most beautiful latina…etc….not hating on her though cause I liked her too.lol
Bankable p
“the last hotest crotch on the block”
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Classic. Naw she didn’t have the hottest crotch on the block, she had the hottest panty pudding on the block, know this. For all my true Bossip heads, yall know what panty pudding is. lmao!!!
This picture is madd old. It’s from 2003, when she was performing at Grant’s Tomb in Harlem. Where are you all getting these late ass pictures from?!??!
Now why them Ricans gone come on Bossip actin like we always hate each other??? Thats so untrue, look at all the love in this room, AGREE TO DISAGREE PEOPLE! lol…sorry I didn’t have any breakfast yet, I’m trippin…
@Lady Architect..co-sign….Alicia Keys will be performing well into her 50’s like Chaka and Patti.. dancer/singers types like Janet, who will have severe health problems in her 50’s from all the work she has done, will no longer be able to dance at some point. And Beyonce’s track list is not cluttered with classics that will enable her to perform into her 40’s! Unlike Janet…
@lauren…yeh its me…”white girl in 208″ is the freak joint that have a nigga wondering……
BOSSIP,
YOU’RE THE REAL BEYONCE STAN BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GO A DAY WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HER! DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE POSTING THIS SHIT FOR THE BEYONCE STANS!
this fa my girl bmama, and you KNOW what i am talking bout……SHAKE WHATYA MOMMA GAVE YA!!!!!!!! AHHAHHAHHAHH that shit is still funny to me
GIRL BMAMA.. YOU KNOW YOU GOTS THAT!!!
AND SINCE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LUVS TO EAT….I ORDERED SOME NEW SUPPLIES..YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO TRY
INSTEAD OF SPOONS IN INTRODUCE.
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.BMAMA SHOVELS!!! MORE TO SCOOP IN WAY LESS TIME!!
SEE I LUVS YOU!!
@ F.A.W.
If you flash on the highway, I’ll be there. I’ll be the one on the BIG BLACK HUFFY.
*bending over to tie tightly my special HUFFY peddle shoes*
FAW……………………REFER TO 504′S GRAVEE PLEASE, JUST CAUSE…..LOL
MTW….ERY THING IS SO FUNNY 2 U …LOL
TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS NEVER GOOD!
Shut it!!! mtw!!!
And **DEAD** offa Bmama shovels!!!
*wipes tears* aww FAW u do lurves me!!! nah i can eat in less the time!!!
SIX Shooter (LIFTED)
JUST MAKE SURE YOU MAKE A DEPOSIT IN THE PICKLE JAR..LOL
@ PrettyMissSunshine
LMAO!!
Lady Arch
the women you mention but they don’t have crossover appeal. Mary and Chaka, love em. I won’t speak Chaka cuz she a legend, but Mary, she dosen’t have the whole package like beyonce’…now true she is more “respected” (and i am sure 10 years from now Beyonce will be too, thats just how it works unfortunately)Chrisette Michele… i want to like her
i have not heard one song yet that would pull me in, and her first single like it was one of Babyface’s throwaway tracks from the 90’s.
Beyonce’ just has it and has had it for the longest. How many chicks have come out and everybody said that they were going to take her spot? Ashanti, Ciara, and rihanna. all have yet to live up to their hype.
Beyonce is pop(mainstream) artist and should not be compared with an Mary J, Chrisette Michelle or Chaka Khan
MTW …IMMA MAKE CAVITY CAKES FOR YOU FROM MY GRAVIE’S TEEFUSES
@ D’Angelo
You need to check the sales figures beyonce barely went 2 x platinum with this last effort. Mary’s been doing that for years. Face the facts Beyonce is over.
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.BMAMA SHOVELS!!! MORE TO SCOOP IN WAY LESS TIME!!
SEE I LUVS YOU!!
^^^^^^LMAO YALL REMEMBER THAT EPISODE OF MARTIN WHEN THEY BOUGHT THAT RESTAURANT AND COLE WAS STEADY HOLLERING RENT A SPOONS, LMMFAO……….THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF THAT EPISODE…..
http://www.theflyest.wordpress.com/
why Beyonce posts get so many responses like this i will never know. and there isnt even any real news on this one. smh
MTW….YOU SOOOOOOO SPECIAL…LMAO
Bankable P
Sup 504, I finally got me a kitty shot! NO HOMO!! LOL!
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GIRL U CRAZY LOL !!! & A SUP TO U2…I GAVE UP ON THE KITTY GRAAV-EES FOR A MINUT CAUSE I’VE BEEN FEELING LIKE THE CURRENT GRAAV-EE LATELY LOL.
BABY BAM !!!! I HAVE SOME INSTANT CHOW MEIN I CAN E-MAIL YA. & IT WAS A DOLLA EACH & QUITE TASTY !
ME THAT’S WHO-D-WHO !!! WHY WE GOTTA BE LOOKING AT ASS….BRING BACK BANNER’S SWEATY PITS !!
http://www.whoizjazz.com
I like Beyonce and think she can sing and all but why this shot?? I have seen to much. I can never come on here and keep my breakfast down…first Fat Joe and now this…
Slow News Day Huh?
BABY BAM !!!! I HAVE SOME INSTANT CHOW MEIN I CAN E-MAIL YA. & IT WAS A DOLLA EACH & QUITE TASTY !
^^^ooh! chow mein, i likes chow mein!! lol
damn i am glad i am not a recording artist….
THEY LOVE YOU ONE DAY……..
THE NEXT they can’t stand you (you ugly, untalented, you gay, you pregnent, smoking rocks, F**ked for tracks and broke and should have never had a record deal!)
like i said i am glad i ain’t a recording artist, right now in this internet age!
lmao faw i am very special, and i am so glad you recognize that, and 504 i had to replace my future hubby cause ppl thought that was me i guess, lmmfao so i was like let me put an ass shot of myself up and BAM…..refer to ya graveeeeeeeeee lmao
ummmmmmm dangelo, is that gravee necessarry…….lmao
I kinda sound like a greedy heifer, don’t I?? hmm
lmao
@SBM aka WG208…I co-sign, feet gonna be torn up!
when was the last time Mary J Blige sold 5 to 6 Million? and just in the U.S.
that right….
D’Angelo like you said Beyonce is a po artist….what crossover?…she has never been labeled anything besides pop artist….crossover mean you start is one genre first…DC were always considered pop artist…and pop culture is considered mainstream because white ppl don’t wanna admit to like blk music…R&B and jazz so they label artists as pop and crossover…don’t fall into that absent minded figures..just say you don’t like chrisette michele’s music cause it doesn’t fall into you’re genre….don’t discredit her because she is a jazz artist…many jazz lovers would say Beyonce is not an artist or musician…they would call her a pinup girl with mediocre vocals….and Mary has been doing things for years…she has and had the package…but Mary is not a pop artist.
**jeopardy theme music playing** hmmmmmmmm
smiles @me thats who
@ me thats who
Girl, im enjoying it. Don’t know what the face look like but who really cares?!? lol
Juat playen @ Yup.
Bankable P
**jeopardy theme music playing** hmmmmmmmm
^^^why u got be over here hum’n the song? lmao
smiles @me thats who
^^^^^^LMAO I AM SMILING @ YO’ ASS TOO PLAYBOY DAMN……. AND I AM ENJOYING IT TOO PMS, BUT I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON SHIT ELSE FA LOOKING…….
@ me thats who
^^^^ I know right..what is going on there?
Greetings from Africa.
Just to say I love this website and I find all the comments hilarious,you black Americans ( especially the crazy assed Creole Beyonce stans) make me laugh and keep me entertained! Keep up the good work!
first off i didn’t say i didn’t like her, i don’t much about her. I said i would like to, but until i hear something musically that would catch my ear, i won’t be purchasing her music.
if she had better music on her CD she should have released that instead of that wack single. I have seen her perform and love her voice just feels she needs better material. until then….
and i never classified her a Jazz artist. I think it was just poor marketing do to the record label.
I think we need a game?
Yes?
and Down ladies!!! lmao
@D’ANGELO aka YUP
UHHHH..(WIPING SWEAT FROM FOREHEAD)
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AIM THAT GRAVIE A LIL LOWER PUH-LEASE!!
awwwwwwwww is paigey and bones part 3 !!! lmao
i meant to say awww isssh.
@ Da Darkness…
Keyshia Cole and Beyonce shouldnt even been mentioned in the same sentence..Keyshia has NOTHIN on B…Im from Ohio where Keyshia just post poned her concert for tonight b/c the b*TCH claims shes not performing here til it’s warmer…ALL THE WOMEN IN OHIO ARE PISSED AT KEYSHIA and she losin some good fans..Beyonce would never pull somethin like that…Keyshia can sing but other than that..she has NOTHIN else to offer..B is a kind hearted all around lovable classy woman..find me someone on her level…PUHLEEEASE
@ pretty miss
Yu had the face pic on the Fat Joe sight….not bad if I must say so myself….
I meant to say “Yup” instead of Yu
YUP TO THE GAME BMAMA……AND LOL @ YOU SAYING DOWN LADIES, HE STARTED IT THO COMING IN HERE ALL FINE AS FUCK AND SHIT WHAT WE S’POSE TO DO NOT LOOK……
i don’t think she needs to perform. one less performance is not going to kill her career, it might help actually. as an actress who someday wants to win an oscar she should show some solidarity. it is not as if she is a young artists who needs the exposure.
MTW..SOMEONE CALLED YO OUT ON STEVE H POST….LOL
i just hope alicia does not cross the picket lines!!
oh wow @Jordan…thought that was just a rumor…thanks for the verification
K FAW LET ME GO SEE……LOL
@ Jordan
Don’t forget that Beyonce canceled a concert out of the country because they wanted her to put some MORE clothes on to perform and she refused.
@ Bahama Mama
I was humming waiting for the moment when weave tracks would start flying and it seems like the time is coming soon. LOL!
@ me thats who…
They Driving yo ass on the Steve Harvey article… U may want to check that out & if u dont want to get ur feeling hurt, u may not want to click that article lol…
Yea B is pop and she can keep pop-a-lockin to the mainstream.. Janet is POP too but Janet has classics her music is timeless. B’s music is now I can’t even think of one of her songs and say “Man that’s my Jam”… Janet got music like I get so lonely.. Rhythm Nation..any many more… I dont see B 10 years from now in the game… Y because she does that POP stuff I like R&B and dance music I can workout to like Janet… I’m sorry but to B is out for that paper..
@ Anonymous3 – the fire sign
Didn’t see it, but who needs to? lol Sike let me stop playing with that boy.
good morning world
UMMMMMM FUCK EM….. AND PMS ARE THOSE YA KIDDIES THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE……
@ MTW
You did get called out on the Steve Harvey post. In my view, feel free to come lay on my sheets when EVER needed cause it SHO looks good to me.
@ F.A.W.
I got on my knee high socks & my lil Huffy helmet, I’ll be on my way directly.
*strapping on my water bottle holder belt*
UM D’ANGELO….INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW….WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT PIC ? WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS ??
I’LL WAIT…..(JEOPARDY MUSIC PLAYING)
Abbreviation: MTW
Meaning: My ass To Wide and flat
see, i knew ya’ll liked that song!
@SIX SHOOTER
LOL YOU WANNA TAKE ME FOR A RIDE!!!..LMAO
I had to comment on the mary thing, beyonce will NEVER be on mary’s level , i saw someone said marys’respected more,but mary’s songs or albums has always been of substance you can tell she meant and put everything into her songs and let us know who she was as a person we could relate to mary (just like her present cd), she gained to me a personal relationship with her fans, but beyonce i guess you could say she is talented ,she does not write her songs, she does not dance like the art of dancing( booty shaking is not dancing), but she does have a average voice and she has the looks so i guess she is talented but that’s it who beyonce is the world or her fans will never know! Mary is queen for a reason i don’t like commenting on beyonce cuz people get ugly but this is just my opinion and since she has no new material it would be a good thing is she would have declined or not even asked. oh another thing i love keysia cole her albums are so personal to but she does need to tame that personality but in time she will get better!
WITH YO KNEE HIGH SOCKS..LOL
sorry bizak
Okay the game be’s In honor of valetines day that’s approaching celeb’s “would u be my valentines” yall like?
okay cleary LMAO had a run in with Me that’s who and based on how salty LMAO is we can kinda tell who won….
BEYONCE ALWAY FINED TO ME
I respect Mary (and obviously she can no wrong the eyes of many) but i don’t like every thing she doesn’t I respect her and her career but if i have to sit through and “life bio” about how much pain she’s been through and her hardships (things that happened almost a decade ago) I think i am going erl.
ok already we know you were in a turmious relationship with K ci, we know you had a alcohol and drug problem. ok but what about now, lets talk about what you are bringin musically.
i just wish she would stop marketing her “hardships” from the whats the 411- share my world period to sell her music now.
ok you had a hard life…so we supposed to related and buy your music…ok
That pic set the tone for the rest of my day. #1 topic is pu$$y!!
what’s the game B Mama?
@ F.A.W.
I need the knee highs, so I’ll have a lil cushion when I’m on the hard azz highway ground on my knees trying to get up under your mini-skirt to get my lick suck lick ON. I like to swallow the juices, promise not to miss one single drop.
@d angelo but as a woman mary can relate to 99.9% of women out their, and it’s still no diff, from artists saying every time how fine or how much money they have constantly, or how bootylicious they are its still the same just a diff topic. and at least those topics that mary are talking about can and have happened to women even though i consider myself bootylicious its really of no importance when i listening to music, feel me
@ me thats who
thanks ba dunka donk!!! lmao but naw they not my kids they are my nephews. No kids yet!!!
LMAO
Abbreviation: MTW
Meaning: My ass To Wide and flat
^^^ well That’s just mean AND it don’t even go!! go back to school!! lol
why is the writers strike effecting the Grammy’s anyway? do they really need someone to write “and the winner is..” on every card?
I agree with Pretty Miss Sunshine, There is NO ONE, NO ONE, NO ONNNNNEEEE(Alicia Keys song) that is messing with Bey. Beyonce is the sh!t. Why should she stop? Let the haters hate Bey and keep doing your thang. Mediocre vocals?? What?? Beyonce can sang her ass off. Keyshia Cole is my girl but she cant sing no where near Bey or Mary J. Picture them singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl or something. @White girls in 208, Beyonce might not be able to dance in her 50’s but she still can sing. She still has a beautiful voice to back her up. @TJ, You’re a hater. @D’angelo, they do love to hate don’t they. By the way nice six pack. LOL!
also mary’s last album is very good she doesn’t go thru all that stuff again really to me on this its more motivational and lovey to me
@anon3 the game is celebs and who they want to be their Valentines…
@ Jordan
Beyonce would never pull something like that cause Papa Knowles would put her up for adoption! She is so so annoying!!! I’ve disliked here since the original Destiny’s Child line up! I mean, enough respect for what she has accomplished i cant hate on that, however Black folks like that are part of the establishment and do not want other, Blacks to succeed, simple as! I bet you they do not support the Obama campaign either ( and if they do its purely for PR!!)
@ MTW
You did get called out on the Steve Harvey post. In my view, feel free to come lay on my sheets when EVER needed cause it SHO looks good to me.
^^^^^ lmmfao well umm can’t please errrrrybody i guess but they clowned me waaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for me to ever fuck around in here any damn more…..so have fun yall……
OK BMAMA…
KEL’S(KEENAN AND KELL) TO NICK CANNON:
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE…YOU CAN SHOW ME SO MUCH!!
STARTING WITH HOW YOU TWIST YOURSELF UP SO WELL TO BE ABLE TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!!
YOU ARE MY HERO !!!!!
@ TT
lovely vocals?? are you deaf? that winey assed , shrieky voice! a la Deja Vu and Ring the Alarm??? she screams too much!! fair enough, Emotions was a classic and hey I love Dangerously in Love! but really she’s no Whitney or Mariah!!
yall r really souping MTW head up with the ass comments… singing “thats what cyber friends are for”… 2008 is a new year, keep it real… If thats ur “cyber friend” quit edging her on & demand her to change that flatass pic…
Comments?? I got plenty, lets go!
Mtw’s u’s better be playing!!
and FAW u stoopid!! lmao
I think Serpico is going to shoot her next music video. Check him out at http://www.myspace.com/serpicofilms
YUP u should listen to her new cd
LMAO
Abbreviation: MTW
Meaning: My ass To Wide and flat
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AND YOU ARE LACKING DICK FUNCTION….THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR MAMA KEEPS PULLIN AT IT TRYNNA MAKE SURE YOU MORPHIDITE ASS IS A BOY!!!
STOP SHAME’N YA MA AND WEAR THE FUCKING DRESS ALREADY!!
i’ma try Bahama Mama, let me know if i did it wrong:
Terrance Howard to Eddie Murphy – Be my Valentine! I’ll share my baby wipes with you! You can show me your Norbit.
hehehe
@ LMAO
^^AUTO IGNORE!
@LMAO
PS SEE MY GRAVIE..HE LOST ALL HIS TEEFS MUNCHIN ON YA MAMA COOTCH…….AND YES HE IS YOUR DADDY!!
@ MTW
Don’t GOOOO. Don’t make me jump on my Huffy and come lookin for ya.
@BANKABLE
GOOD!!!! LOL
Bossip comes up with some stuff. This is not Beyonce it is a drag queen. So don’t believe the hipe.
LOL!!! Bankable, u got it!!!
has anybody noticed that Beyonce music is not about her personally. we don’t know her personally. its all image.
she is a pop artist.
now to be a successful R&B
you have to relate to the audience (black specifically) and sing about things they may go through expose yourself in your music,that is soul music.Keshia Cole,(i can’t think of nobody else out now singing soulful music)
Beyonce,Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Alica Keys, Madonna, Britney spears, Justin timberlake and Michael Jackson
these are pop artists, we don’t know much about them personally, we don’t REALLY know these artist personalities. and there personal hardships are not allover every line in their music.
white people don’t wanna hear all them sad songs, the like upbeat ryhthms or pretty melodies.
and these artist know that, and that why they the type of success they do.
how many whites are buying Mary j vs. Beyonce?
I lover her man… I need help, I wish she would sell her bath water. look at her cheeks its to early in the mourning -whoa I’m up now
mary can do no wrong cause she is just too real. now, i must admit that I liked her music better when she was going through some thangs. her music now, even though it is somewhat positive, is just not the same. but, she will still be the queen of hip hop soul until she dies!
Beyonce reminds me so much of her character in dream girls. She has crossover (white) appeal and that is why she does so well. She is a good singer and an excellent entertainer but she is not soulful. that’s the difference between her and mary/kesia. beyonce’s music is hot but its not something that we will listen to in 10 or 20 years and say “damn, i remember what was going on in my life when that song came out”. however, because she has crossover appeal, she will sell more and stay around a long time. she is a pretty girl but as far as looks wise, she is not a true represntaion of what a black woman looks like that’s why she is so popular.
@ Fine as Wine… NOT
Gee thanks.. U have a vivid imagination seeing as tho I havent uploaded a gravatar… I bet u have an imaginary friend. Well I guess an adult one would use the term “delusional”… True, she has a flatass, alot of people do, but y use it as a gravatar? And anyway as a Woman, what is she representing?? What does that say about her self?
get a clue, seriously
ok fuck it i was gone leave but this lmao person is killing me so let me just gon’ and ride out on ya ass real quick………..I KNOW YALL DIDN’T HINK I WAS JUST GON LEAVE LIKE THAT RIGHT……….
LMAO what in the fuck is yo’ issue with my wide flat ass, get the fuck off of it and find ya something else to do boo, cause obvioulsy YO’ASS got a problem sitting here tryna to clown a person you don’t even know, what ya bitch ass need to do is stay the fuck on topic, play this mofo game, or get the fuck out, cause my ass weather it be wide and flat, or juicy and volumtuous is not the muthafucking post here ai’ight……..NEXT……..
I WAS BOUT TO CYBER KICK YO ASS IF YOU LEFT !
wait yall wait, the muthafucker got my name in they shit, i really feel important now……get the fuck offa my ASS…..
@D’ANGELO aka YUP
SORRY BABE!!
AS MUCH AS I WANT TO READ WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY………..
I REALLY JUS WANT TO LOOK AT YOU
@too sexy
you should listen india arie
I love her music. it is very positive and uplifting too.
and i will agree i wasn’t very happy with beyonce last CD either. it was alitte too screaming but i think they realize this and re released it…
which leads me to my next statement.
i won’t buy her next one becuz, i don’t feel it is fair to the fans that these artists put out a CD and then 3 months later Re Release a new edition of it with new songs on it.
so i won’t be buying that Usher, Mariah Carey, Beyonce or Justin Timberlake . sorry i feel cheated.
lmmfao @ 504, i had to get over the intial shock of it all but i am back, flat ass and all…….
lol@fine azz wine
i am changing my pic
I think she is disgusting. It is not an accident that pictures like this is taken of her. It is a plan event. She has absolutely no class. I don’t care how many designer dresses you put on a hoe it is still a hoe.
lmmfao D’ANGELO, DON’T DO IT, RECONSIDER READ SOME LITTA……MY ASS MY NOT HAVE BEEN THE BIDNESS BUT YA BODY DAMN SHOLE’ IS…….
@LMAO…
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER TO YOUR BITCH ASS WHAT SHE DO!!!
IMAGINARY FRIENDS YES I DO I HAVE MANY!!!
CAUSE BEING AROUND PEEPS LIKE YOU AND YOUR PEEPS….I WOULDNT CLAIM THEM TOO….I WOULD JUS MAKE THEM UP…..PLAY AROUND CLOWN!! YOU WILL GET PLAYED!!!
Boi for a mintue there I thought u had left mtw!!!!!
BE HAPPY WITH A FLAT ASS….SOME MAY THINK THE BIG MOUNTAIN MR. POTATO HEAD SHAPED LOOKING ASS IS CUTE…TO EACH IT’S OWN….I LUH ME SOME STONEY “JUICY JUICE” JACKSON.
@D’ANGELO aka YUP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH GOOD HEVENS NO!!!
MORNIN Y’ALL!
What it do BFF, B’mama
Wassup, big sis,MTW
D’angelo…I disagree……………..with you changing your gravee…
ANYWHOOOOO lol…what it do, y’all?
i’m with bossip on this one. bday was released 2 years ago so and she pretty much forced all videos and performances of those songs down our throat so what exactly will she be doing? they should find someone else. anyone else since i feel like bey needs to take a break and work on something new. plus, crossing a picket line is NEVER a good look.
@ d’angelo aka yup: that’s a nice ass pic and a great way to start my morning off. thank you lol
LMMFAO I AM HAPPY WITH SELF, BUT FA REAL I BET THESE DAMN STARS BE GETTING ON HERE AND READING THESE DAMN BLOGS AND BE CRYING OFF THE SHIT WE SAY AND WHAT OTHER PPL SAY, CAUSE I WAS SHOCKED AND PISSED @ GETTING CLOWNED, SO CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THESE FAMOUS PPL FEEL, AND MOST TIMES THEY LOOK GOOD BUT WE STILL CLOWN…..HOT MESS OR NOT…
doesn’t she perform @ the grammy’s like every other year?
@ MTW
Girl you better not go!!! You know we love yo momma!!! lol
Tx!!!!!!!BBF!!!! i missed’ed’ed you!! (no homo)
FAW!!!!!!!! Hey my fellow special ‘i gotta wear this helmet for special purposes’ homie! Our bus ain’t short, it’s just horizontally challenged…
504…hey ma-ma! how are you??
@d angelo yea, I can feel you on that, they are two diff, so people shouldn’t try to compare beyonce to mary period even if they did beyonce could never do what mary has done!
OOOH MTW i’m jealous…girl u got a stan!!
TXS!! IT LIKE THAT HUH!!
OK (TURNING MY BACK AND STOMPS AWAY!)
All of those who vote in favor of FineAsWine changing that avatar, say aye.
mtw…lol…that’s why if I talk about somebody, it’s one of y’all lol…my buddies…
oh sorry TXS.. (TURNING BACK AROUND..RUNNNG FOR A HUG)
HEY MY FRIEND!!
FAW…re-read, you know i didn’t forget you! you know you my FRRRRIEND!
lol Woo, woo, woo! Needa hug? {a no homo though lol…}
there i changed it
maybe you will read my comments and not my stomach…lol.
@ Yup
I love india. Have you ever heard her sing live? Yo she is soooooo underappreciated and underrated its crazy. I am a big R&B FAN, but I am also a huge Neo-soul fan!!
LMAO BMAMA GIRL DON’T BE JEALOUS STANS ARE CRAZY, MINE ALL OVER THE PLACE TRYNA TO GET ME TO DO SQUATS TO MAKE MY ASS FATTER, SENDING ME ASS PADS AND SHIT WITH DEATH TO FLAT BOOTY HO’S WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, GIRL IT’S A MESS……HEY SAWTY, WHERE YOU BEEN MISSY…..
B’mama & MTW…
I know, right! I wanna stan…what I gotta do to get one…fill out an application for Stan-ship? Or just send a check or money order of 2.99 plus S&H of $5678.01??
KISS MY ASS @ the asshole that said Beyonce is an an asset to our race. OBAMA is an asset to our race. YOU are just an ASSHOLE. How dare you insult Black people as such. Being black is NOT a gang of weave with 2 butt cheeks hanging out and the shrilling voice of a cat as it is about to be MURDERED!!! Its a shame I swear it is…
LMAO @ D’ANGELO WANTING US TO TAKE HIS COMMENTS SERIOUSLY, WE DID B4 YOU CHANGED YA GRAVATAR, SO CHANGE IT BACK……LOL
@GORGEOUS
All of those who vote in favor of FineAsWine changing that avatar, say aye.
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LOL YOU KNOW I BROUGHT SEXY BACK!!
mtw….{nudges you} Look at him….{does that weird sound Rev Run, Russel Simmons, and the fam be making lol} Gaaaah-ya lol
PMS & D’angelo…I love me some India.Arie…I like Tamia too, but it doesn’t seem like nobody really check for them…which is so messed up, they are two different types of artists, but both talented nonetheless
LMAO@ KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PREACH GIRL!!!
YA JINGL-A-LING BABY!!
@ Txshawty
If you got a gravatar like D’Angelo then you can get some stans for free…..lol!
@ me thats who
how you gonna laugh at him for wanting to be looked at as a person and not just a piece of man meat?……….LMAO. iM SORRY, i AM NOT LAUGHING AT YOU YUP, IM LAUGHING WITH YOU!! But c’mon you should have know the Consequences and repercussions of posting that pic. lol
‘I Love the smell of ‘Bey’palm in the Morning’
Yes?
Whatup FAW, these bitches just dont know. SMH @ “ASSET” SMDH!
D’ANGELO aka YUP
lol@fine azz wine
i am changing my pic
^^^^
DON’T DO IT OR I’LL BE FORCED TO THRASH YA !!
TEXAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!
lol@d’angelo changing the gravatar and ppl getting upset…this is hilarious
lol@me thats who
now i know what you through when you are trying to have an intelligent convo and ya dude just staring and ya breasts or dat ass…lol
FAW…you will NEVER depart from that gravee. You wanna know why? {doesn’t wait for an answer b/c my plan was to tell you whether you cared or not lol}
B/c out of all of the yuck-mouf gravees you’ve had, you ALWAYS…I mean ALWAYS go back to this one particular gravee! He’s like your ‘guaranteed’ piece of gravee on the side lol….he’s always gone be there checking for you even when you stray to other gah-bage mouthed gravees…’Ain’t nobody gone EVER have halitosis like me, gurrrr’ lol
@ TXSHAWTY
I like Tamia too but all her songs sound the same. Another person that was overlooked is Tedra Moses, alot of people don’t know about her, but her CD was real good.
EFF WORK!! lol
and!! Guess what yall??? I’m hong-gree.lol
GOOD FOR BEE…THE GRAMMY’S KNOW ONLY SHE AND A SELECT FEW CAN PUT ON A GREAT LIVE PERFORMANCE. WHEN MARY PERFORMS EVERY DAMN YEAR I HERE KNOW COMPLAINTS…THE AWARD SHOWS USUALLY PICK THE BEST OF THE BEST TO PERFORM LIVE…IE: STEVIE WONDER, WHITNEY(IN HER PRIME), MARY, ALICIA…AND BEE…GET OVER THE HATE FOLKS. THE GIRL IS A PERFORMER. AND TO THE PERSON THAT SAID KEYSHIA COLE IS BETTER THAN BEE. WOW…I AM SITTING HEAR LIKE WTF? I LOVE HER TOO BUT SHE IS CLEARLY ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. SORRY BOO-BOO…EVERYONE IS NOT A FUCKIN HOOD RAT! BUT ALL I CAN SAY IS BEE DOES PERFORM WELL…AND SHE WILL PROBABLY DO SOMETHING DEDICATED TO SOMEONE ELSE SINCE SHE HAS NO RECORD OUT CURRENTLY. THINK OUT THE BOX, REMEMBER MARY PERFORMED WITH BONO…. GOOD FOR BEYONCE..SHE IS A TRUE STAR!
smh@ppl getting mad at the strike….if that were your parents or you out there getting cheated constantly out of ya money for all the work u do then you would understand their point of views….sad only the white stars care to help them out…I guess we see where our priorities are.
now i know what you through when you are trying to have an intelligent convo and ya dude just staring and ya breasts or dat ass…lol
^^^^^HA-WHAT ASS???????? you still sexy as hell top or bottom left or right,
now imma make that sound shawty and rev run be making…….lmao
Why watch the Grammys because they give out awards like candy. Singers leave the award show with at least six grammys that I don’t believe they deserve. What happen to the show being a prestigious event. Beyonce may perform, but she does not deserve any awards because she was not #1. Rihanna shut it down, hands down. I’m tired of Beyonce because she is a Vain person.
lol @ Lady Architect…D’angelo is bout as close as we gone get to a decent ‘Which one would you hit’ post on Bossip lol….we fighting to stay alive lol
mtw and YUP..lol…niggs ain’t gotta worry about that with me, lol…less I’m wearing a push-up…eh…lol…I don’t believe in false advertising tho lol!!!!!!!!
@Lady Arc:
The Bossip Morning Crew was ‘Striked Out’ yesterday morning so… we know what it’s like. But like any group we ‘Morphed’ into other avenues to express our comments.
No?
that was just my favorite pic on my camera phone. so i put it up….hey i work hard for this body.
but..damn, ladies…lol
ya’ll did have a brotha feeling a piece of meat.
but its cool i guess i know what you go thru now.
@Txshawty
FAW…you will NEVER depart from that gravee. You wanna know why? {doesn’t wait for an answer b/c my plan was to tell you whether you cared or not lol}
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YEAH!!!THATS MY MAIIIIINNNN BIOTCH..HE HOLD IT DOWN..HE WAHES MY BACK AND BLOW IT DRY WITH OUT OPENING THE TEEF!!..LOL @ U
@pretty miss…OMG Teedra Moses is the SHIT!!!! She probably has to be the most overlooked artist ever. She is so off the chain. Someone I know stays in contact with her and I had the pleasure of letting her know just how good she is.
All Hail!
The Morning Crew!
txshawty in the Howse! Howse! Howse!
PMS…yea I saw Teedra on Michael Baisden, cuz I’d heard of her, but wanted to check her out…I LOVE her material and that soulful sound she has…I love how she just got into what she was singing…I think i’mma cop her CD…especially after what I saw and what you just said. The song she sung was like ‘What happened to the soul’ or something like that…it was on point.
mtw…I bet we sound special than a mug making that GAHHH-YA sound Rev Run nem be making lol…I do that in real life (lol) ..I needa quit lol
Bee Sting
Keisha Cole is on another level. She don’t have to act like a hood rat to sell records. Like your respected girl Beyonce.
she has been on vacation for like 3 months now and yall still post pictures of the girl. she can be gone for an entire year and you guys would still feel the same because all these sites that talk shit about they want her to take a break keep puttin pics of her up. if she is so overated then why do you guys consistently put pictures of her when she goes to eat or goes shopping. yall are the ones obessed with her. and as far as perfomances she is a great performer. yall talk shit about beyonce does the same thing every performace and in the same breath you guys say you want to see alicia keys. keys has had the same performance since she came out. sit in front of her piano and at the end get up and do her little 2 step. thats it thats all she does in her performances. so stop talking shit about beyonce and be fair with the critizism, dont just throw it all at beyonce.
and for who ever saying beyonce aint fine must be blind ass a muthafucka. that girl is beatiful.
Love Beyonce and can’t wait to see this performance! LOL @ all the haters. You continue to hate, and she continues to be loved by her man, family, and friends, and she continues to stack her benjamins.
but..damn, ladies…lol
ya’ll did have a brotha feeling a piece of meat.
but its cool i guess i know what you go thru now.
^^^^^^so if all the ladies on here PROMISE to make you feel like a mna and not a piece of meat, you gon’ put that pic back up right?????? lmao kidding……but fa real feel free to put it back whenever you get the urge…..
I see we have 2 Lady’s on here.. We know who was here 1st tho.. (o:
@ D’ANGELO aka YUP
Please don’t let your “hard work” come from the end of a needle. I still can’t believe they saying that mary j and them are on steroids. I always thought 50 pennies was suspect and Timberland definately looks suspect now.
PATENT!!!!!!!!!! Hey! {Looks at gravee, grasps heart} You cut me deep…ya cutting me deep {does the abrupt look away, with forearm to forehead, other arm at length, keeping you away} No..I can bear to see it no longer…I don’t even wanna relive that day lol
mtw: Is that a pic of you on ya gravvie?
(I’m knowin damn well it aint)
Black History Month is in February. Celebrate
Good morning yall
Looks like we’re gonna have to start a new petition… Bring back D’ Angelo’s topless gravee lol, that’s the only reason I came here i’m OUT.
PATENT………SMOOTCHES
but on the real Beyonce if you are reading this
please take a year off.
cuz it is getting ugly.
i mean people are getting very mean on these blogs
i think it is becuz we see tooo much of you.give it a rest for a couple of years, darling, i still love you.
wait, trembling lips, you still see the pic??????? i thought i got rid of it…….
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM D-A-D-D-Y
lol @ Bankable…yea so uh…I guess I ain’t bout to have no stans lol…ya girl is a UG-a-boo lol…
D’ANGELO???
WHERE DO YOU LIVE??
oh, and i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate you for the pic trembling lips, lmao give it up already……hasn’t he suffered enough??????
lol@bankable P
yo i ain’t makin that kinda money.
i am scared of needles too…lol
lmmfao @ FAW,
PATENT!!!!!!!!!! Hey! {Looks at gravee, grasps heart} You cut me deep…ya cutting me deep {does the abrupt look away, with forearm to forehead, other arm at length, keeping you away} No..I can bear to see it no longer…I don’t even wanna relive that day lol
^^^^You know the ‘Funeral’ is this Sat. right? The Reverend Bishop Pastor Elder Patent Pending Ph.D. will be officiating with Deacon Sureshot saying the prayer.
Bring ya tissues cuz its gon be nut’n but ‘Tears of Joy’ up in the ‘Rubberband Trap Honeycomb Hideout of Isreal Baptist Chutch of Latter Day New Orlean Saints’.
The theme of my message gon be ‘Grown Men Don’t Cry’ with a testimony from Terrell ‘Hoe’-ens.
Oh yeah tx, I may need you to read the Acknowledgements and Condolences, you down?
Ya’ll need to check out that Raheem DeVaughn CD its fiyah…. But YUP I agree we dont know much about Beyonce’s personality. But I think your wrong about some of the artists you mentioned. I think AK is always trying to give her fans a piece of her with her music. I’m sure Janet has shown her personality in her music throughout her 20 year career..
Jealousy is very ugly!
now i am scared, why you wanna know where i live? lol
FAW
Whats up ma?
MTW Y?? LOL
“i am scared of needles too…lol”
{checks off on check list}
Ain’t shooting up? Check.
Ya’ll need to fall back on T.O. he represents Dallas well.
Go Cowboys~~~ They’ll be back
The theme of my message gon be ‘Grown Men Don’t Cry’ with a testimony from Terrell ‘Hoe’-ens.
^^^^^^ lmao i am so thru with you offa that shit……..ya hear me trembling DONE……..
MTW
Good morning
Tx Shawty
Hey sistah
@ Txshawty
UG-a-boo’s need love too!! You can put up any pic, most people won’t know the difference (whether that is really you or not), unless they know you personally on here….LOL! I’ve seen a few posters with gravatars that just look a lil tooo good to be true
you got females with mens pics and men with females pics…….
D’ANGELO….I JUST REQUIRE AN ADDRESS…I’M HARMLESS…YUP!!
LOL!!
FAW CAUSE YOU ALL LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE TO SEXY MAN UP THERE……LIKE YOU BOUT TO GO TELL HIM IN PERSON TO PUT HIS PIC BACK UP……
PATENT!!!!!!!!!! Hey! {Looks at gravee, grasps heart} You cut me deep…ya cutting me deep {does the abrupt look away, with forearm to forehead, other arm at length, keeping you away} No..I can bear to see it no longer…I don’t even wanna relive that day lol
^^^^You know the ‘Funeral’ is this Sat. right? The Reverend Bishop Pastor Elder Patent Pending Ph.D. will be officiating with Deacon Sureshot saying the prayer.
Bring ya tissues cuz its gon be nut’n but ‘Tears of Joy’ up in the ‘Rubberband Trap Honeycomb Hideout of Isreal Baptist Chutch of Latter Day New Orlean Saints’.
The theme of my message gon be ‘Grown Men Don’t Cry’ with a testimony from Terrell ‘Hoe’-ens.
Oh yeah tx, I may need you to read the Acknowledgements and Condolences, you down?”
{bows head}
Yea I’m down….real down…in the dumps! {bursts into tears}
{Antwon Fisher} WHO will cry for the little boy?! TERRELL!
M-DADDY I MISSED YOU
BEEN OK??
Bored am I…
HELLO MDADDY, AND FAW, STOP IT DAMN IT, WE BOTH NEED TO QUIT WE ARE FAMILY WOMEN WITH KIDS AND STUFF…..
Ya’ll need to fall back on T.O. he represents Dallas well.
Go Cowboys~~~ They’ll be back
^^^^Back where? T.O. don’t represent nobody but himself. Anybody that brags that ‘I LOVE ME SOME ME’ is all about themselves. Just look at his career. Everywhere he been it’s been all about him.
Please don’t git me started. I can go on and on.
My Drink and My 2-step
My Drink and My 2-step
And ITS ON!
ITS ON!
ITS ON!
(SHOUT out to FAW)
Alica Keys is a beautiful young lady (in a industry way)no doubt
but i am not a big fan of her music as a whole. i mean i like the singles but the whole CD. I think she is a little overrated. i mean i respect she is a musician too and write her own music i just think it would be better on another voice.
plus her new song “love me like you’ll never see me again” is tryin sooo hard to be a PRINCE record and she just ain’t ot vocally, its kinda annoying cuz everytime i want her to take it there like PRINCE would have, she falls back and moans in her raspy voice…ughh!!!
If I ever got the chance to bone Beyonce I’d poke holes in the condom. Big holes. She look good enough to get her puss ate twice an hour….I know some of you chicks(even the haters) got a little moist when yall saw this pic of B this morning. Don’t lie.
U guys r like one big cyber family (o: how cute … Any openings?? lol
I have no cyber family ): Lets just say Im new to cyber town….
FLYYGIRL! You betta say that! Dallas is gone BE alright…{voice trembling} We are. We shall. We will. {sigh}
Bankable lol…
LMAO
Why dude on my work walkie talkie got “baby making music” playing in the background err time he chirps in???
I HEARS YA TREMBLIN LIPS!!!!
LOL
(TAKE PERSONAL NOTE TO SELF….I NEED TO DO THAT LATER)…LOL
@ D’ANGELO
Yeah Man. I thought I was the only one. A. Keys does come out with a song or two on every CD that is tight. But to say, she is such the outstanding vocalist is a reach to me.
FAW
I’ve been cool just a little under the weather
LMMFAO!!!
Why the boss just asked him, “where the eff you at?”
LAWD i work in a crazy house!!
Lady…girl please, there’s always room! lol {looks around at Bossip family room…kinda cluttered…and MTW and B’mama didn’t clean up, when they KNEW I told them we may have company….slides mtw’s clothes off the couch}
Girl…see? We MAKE room lol…{pats couch} You can sit here lol.
I’ll take Jill Scott over her any day when it comes to overall vocal ability. Tired of media determining who is the best this or that, proof is in the pudding.
LADY YOU COULD BE MY CYBER COUSIN SISTER DOWN THE SKREET!!
LOL
I HAVE CARROT CAKE AND COFFEE FOR YOU TO JOIN!!LOL
Whats the word yall what did I walk in on?
@ Yup
I have to agree with you…it would be one thing if she had the vocals like Prince (and that would still be pushing it) but she doesn’t….it just sounds like one big throat strained mess ( I know her throat was on fire when she finished recording)
@ Lady as long as u don’t trip and push up on our cyber husbands/cyber baby daddies…Welcome to Bossipville!!lol
Bahama Mama
Hey ma whats crackin?
SIX SHOOT…I AM STILL LOOKIN
M-DADDY..YA WANT ME TO BRING YA A HEATING PAD…
Bro M-DADDY@!!!!!!!!!!! Hey! You’ve been sick? Aw…woo, woo, woo!
lol @ B’mama’s co-worker…why DOES he have that music on? lol
@ MTW
Where you at? I’m gettin damn tired psuhing this Huffy all over the damn place looking for you. *sipping on water bottle* whew.
Gimme Sade any day!
She the only chic that can sell out anywhere in the world at any given time.
Sade ALL DAY Baby!
lol@anom 3
Look at all this black hate!SMH Beyonce is beautiful, blessed with a beautiful voice, comes from a beautiful family, and lives a beautiful life!
Hiya M-daddy
I’m rets to go home but other than that..err thang is skr8…u feel any better?
OHH SADE MY GURL
SADE, SADE, SADE !!!!!….that’s one lady that can be gone for years..come back drop some pure hotness and then leave again…
FineAsWine
A hug would probably be better
LOL TX! he claims it’s the music in the store, why’s my boss is callin the store to see what music they r playing? LMMFAO…
Yup & Anon3…I do have to agree…I love A.Keys to death, she seems to have a beautiful spirit, and I really feel her music, but vocally, she ain’t my tops.
Six Shooter, I been meaning to get that new Jill Scott…my money been cracking jokes that I don’t find funny lately, but uh…lol I love her voice and expression…the woman is on point.
FAW!
I knew we had some other thangs in common.
Like lubricated condoms and carrot cake.
No?
M-DADDY…..
<HHHHHHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TIGHTLYYY
HOWS THAT BOO
i like SaDe old stuff.
i only likejill Scott first CD.
her last one was too slow and monotoneous for me.
and she took waaaaay to long to come out with that medicore CD. she was acting like she droppin a classic.
i like Erykah too…some of her stuff. when she ain’t sing about space aliens, and candles etc.
b’mama…he lying lol!
I bet he be so into the music that he forgets to turn it down whenever he talks on the walkie lol….
Tremblin Lips!
FAW!
I knew we had some other thangs in common.
Like lubricated condoms and carrot cake.
No?
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YEAH YOU LEFT SOME CAKE ON MY ASS!!
LOL
>>singing Sade<<
I miss you….like the deserts miss the rain…..
WHAT UP!!!
NOTHING LIKE BOOTYONCE’S COOTER IN THE MORNING. THANKS BOSSIP……..NO SO MUCH.
@Tremblin Lips!
YOU CRACK ME UP (NO PUN)
@ MTW
Gahhhh-ya.
i feel like that song “no one” would have been better on another artist. Alica just didn’t do the damn thing on it like she should have.
YEAH YOU LEFT SOME CAKE ON MY ASS!!
and Icing. Don’t forget the ICING I put on ya face. Member how it stuck on the corner of ya mouth and you licked it real slow as to entice me to ‘give you some more’.
RUBESSSSSSSSSSSS! Hey mama!
80’s!!!!!!!!!!!!
what my cyber sista from another!!!!
RUBIESSSSSSSS!!!!
HEY HUNNY BUNNY…STOP TRYNNA BE FASHIONABLY LATE
WE KNOW YOU GETTO!!LOL
@ Yup…does A.Keys produce??
LOOKS LIKE MY GIRLS ARE HERE. WHAT’S HAPPENING LADIES!!!
lol@80 mutha
WHAT GOING ON, I’VE MISSED Y’ALL. WHAT’S NEW?
<<<>>>>
‘There musta been an Angel by my side.
Something heavenly led me to you.
Look at the SKY.
It’s the color of Love.
WHAT?!?!?!?
Tremblin…You always tryna take somebody cake. I’m taking mine back. {snatches back red velvet}.
TREMBLING LIBS…SEE Y YOU STILL TREMBLE..LOL
T.O. hasn’t been selfish as he was with other teams.. That type of behavior does not go down in Dallas… All of our sports teams know that its a TEAM effort..
ok D’Angelo, after looking at your pic all morning. You make me wanna put up a pic of me in my best lingerie (don’t know if i spelled that right)
D’ANGELO aka YUP
i feel like that song “no one” would have been better on another artist.
^^ i was listen’n to it on the radio yesterday…and i was really annoyed by her voice on it..but i agree maybe someone else’s voice would have been better
It’s THE “R”
What it dew Hurry LOVE?
LOL @TXS HEHHEHHEHHEHE SHUT UP!!(IN LIL RICHARDS VOICE)
IM THE ORIGINATOR!!
yea so they say Alicia Keys produces…i mean. i like her. she just ain’t all they tryin to make her out to be.
i am not hatin, but thats just my opinion.
Tremblin Lips!
EFF YOU FOR THE NAME AND THE PIC.
HE WAS ALL LIKE: THAT’S MY TEAMMATE, THAT HURTS, THAT’S NOT RIGHT…
SUCK IT YOU PU$$Y. IT’S A GAME SOMEONE HAS TO WIN AND SOMEONE HAS TO LOSE.
@ FLYY…did you just say OUR?? You’re in Dallas?! What a coinky dink, cuz so are MTW (wherEVER she went) and I!
But that is true, dallas is a team playing city…even with the mavs…I can’t say I like one player without mentioning the other…it’s just not possible for me lol…BTW how are the Mavs…I know they play tonight, but I ain’t been hearing good, consistent things about them?
FLY GIRL
DONT START THAT T-O- SHIT!!LOL
YOU GONNA HAVE ME HAFTA GIVE MORE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS TO ( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
FLYYGIRL
T.O. hasn’t been selfish as he was with other teams.. That type of behavior does not go down in Dallas… All of our sports teams know that its a TEAM effort..
^^^^Please! When he 1st got to Dallas all he would do is git in the Offensive Coor. face talk’n bout ‘Throw me the Ball! I’m OPEN’
That Nigguh drops passes like his pants. ERY-DAY!
What it dew Hurry LOVE?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. PATENT, HEY HONEY!!!
bankable P, you crazy lol, “show me what you got lil lady, show me what ya got lil mama!”
lol @ Txshawty
Thanks for the hospitality… FYI, Id be a hypocrite if I called anything too messy lol
D’ANGELO aka YUP
UHH YOU DIDNT ANSWER ME??!
CAN YOU MAPQUEST IT FOR ME??
Yup…i hear you…I respect your opinion.
lol @ FAW {does the hand fan at you like an old lady, in Lil Richard’s voice} SHUT UP!
80’s what is up with ur gravie??? lol
D’ANGELO aka YUP
Alica Keys is a beautiful young lady (in a industry way)no doubt
but i am not a big fan of her music as a whole. i mean i like the singles but the whole CD. I think she is a little overrated. i mean i respect she is a musician too and write her own music i just think it would be better on another voice.
plus her new song “love me like you’ll never see me again” is tryin sooo hard to be a PRINCE record and she just ain’t ot vocally, its kinda annoying cuz everytime i want her to take it there like PRINCE would have, she falls back and moans in her raspy voice…ughh!!!
^^^^^
AMEN !!!!!!! AMEN !!!!!! AMEN !!!!!!
ON ANOTHER NOTE…RUBIE MAE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P3 IN THE PLACE 2 BE !!!!!!!
@LADY…YES WE ARE FAM-MA-LEE…I GOT ALL MY BOBBLEHEADS N ME !!!
Bahama
Yeah I’m cool now.
OH LADY!!
AND I OFFERED YOU CARROT CAKE..ON A PLATE
NOT THE WAY TREMBLE LIPS LIKE IT…LOL
yup,
i have to co-sign with you on a.keys. her voice is so mediocre to me.
i thought i was the only one!
What it dew Hurry LOVE?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. PATENT, HEY HONEY!!!
^^^^Sup Boo! I missed you like the Jackson 5 missed Michael when he went solo. Had a ni99uh sheddin tears like…
MY GRAVATAR!
AHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA!
P3…..LET MY T.O. GOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! YES ?
M-DADDY DID YOU GET MY HUG??
@tremblin lips
‘There musta been an Angel by my side.
Something heavenly led me to you.
Look at the SKY.
It’s the color of Love.
Uh, that’s Sade boo boo!
I’m ready to play a game.
B’mama…where you AT!? lol You supposed to be my BBFF, and you KNOW I need my mind stimulated, otherwise my mind get to grasshopping from thougth to thought lol….GET ON YA JOB!
So much love in here.. Im diggin the hospitality.. Think Ive found my new home lol
And lol @ Bahama Mama
So i guess that means I should stay away from D’angelo?? lol
HIYA MDAD-DEEE
i think Justin Timberlake an dRobin thicke are little overrate too.
the way they talk about them cats you would think they invented “blue eyed soul”
its nothing new it just ain’t no black male singers out that really doin it. everything is vodocoder box and t pain-ed up. either you trying to sound like USHER (Mario,SAMMIE, OMARION, Johnte Austin) or Rkelly (The Dream,T Pain)
504 against the Door, then the floor, leaving the Palace feelin like a DLW!
whizzup?!?!?!?! (new word for what’s up, whassup)
Oh yeah, the Patent is Pending on the new word.
So G’head and use it as much as you like.
Since you are being sooooo demanding D’ANGELO, I will let everyone get a sneak peak at my bod. All Stans may direct their inquires to my myspace page – LOL!!
FAW
Thank you boo I needed that
HA-HE CHANGED IT BACK THANK GOODNESS…….AND I SWEAR THAT SIX SHOOTER PERSON IS SHOT YALL…….I WAS GONE TRYNA TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY FLAT ASS WAS TILL UP, THEN I HAD TO WORK……BACK NOW THO
Whoever is responsible for posting all the crotch shots of Beyonce must want to taste what she has under her dress !
It’s sickening to see you guys post pussy pictures of Beyonce and Rhiana…..GET A DAMM LIFE !!!
@ FAW
lol, but i dont like carrot cake ):
Not a cake person lol, but i thank u kindly…
Since I am BORED (and might i add hungry *looks at clock,ugh!*)
why i watch Friday every Friday?
why is it hella cold in my office?
why I REALLY REALLY want the Pat’s to lose this weekend?
why I can’t figure out what to have for lunch?
why am I sooo happy it’s friday?
but check out that THE DREAM CD, homey did his thing, i can’t stop that joint.
he ain’t got a great voice but it remind of some prince and r kelly mix…its hot
@504
Hello ma? Whats shakin?
WHY BMAMA BOUT TO GET US STARTED ON THIS DAMN WHY GAME AGAIN
WHY I AGREE WITH P3 BOUT T.O. BEING A SELFISH PUNK, BUT I DON’T WANNA ADMIT THAT TO HIM, LMAO
WHY 504 A BOBBLEHEAD….
Southern Belle 225
@tremblin lips
‘There musta been an Angel by my side.
Something heavenly led me to you.
Look at the SKY.
It’s the color of Love.
Uh, that’s Sade boo boo!
^^^^Somebody is a GENIUS! Cuz I did post that I was ‘Singing Sade’ when I typed <<<<>>>>
Sound like some Columbo Sh!t!
no doubt @bankable P
@Lady
Is That you in that pic?
hey lady…….who you is, a newbie, i gotta screen them sometimes cause bmama talks to strangers alot taking candy from them and stuff……but you seem cool so……lol
if it really cold in your office, you should eat soup for lunch
@ Lango
Right, I have to quickly scroll past the BootyCheek shot.. Not trying to let the wrong person walk by and catch a glimpse of that.. Thats when I’ll get an email 2.5 secs later to meet my supervisors in the office.lol
i love her but sigh…must admit she is a bit overexposed. but i can’t hate, she’s the most talented out there.
@ MTW
See how ya do me?? Thats IT, I’m parking my HUFFY, I’m down peddling all around looking for you & you talkin greasy about me. My Knee highs keep falling down anyway, my elastic is loose.
@ Bahama Mama
Why I agree with you
Why I’m here in ATL, and it’s suppose to snow again
Why I wish I could go outside naked in the snow and roll around – hehehe
Why is one of my cat’s a Stan and follows me all over my house
80’s what is up with ur gravie??? lol
IDK, I THOUGHT IS WAS CUTE, LOL.
cause bmama talks to strangers alot taking candy from them and stuff
^^^^^LMMFAO!!!! ahahahahahahahaha…whoo! SHUT IT!
why am i happy mtw ain’t put that damn David banner gravie back up?
bobblehead, you like my gravee, it’s killer kitty’s kid, and if you don’t like it refer to your gravee…..
YUP…That’s real talk though…Either none of the dudes out can sing (Omarion) or they doing the same heart throb crap…blah.
You ain’t gotta make my heart throb…it beats by itself, thank you very much…now if I have a heart attack, THEN you will be my cause of death, fool lol.
You ever notice that when some people make the same sound when they laugh and cry?
I think T.O. was crying on the outside and laughing on the inside.
NO?
Damn, that pic is making me wanna hurt something…Not make love all gentle. but some hair grabbing,biting,dirty talking, ass slapping, trying to put her head through the head board sex…Damn, Jay is lucky as hell…I’d have this chick a full body cast.
My Drink and My 2-step
My Drink and My 2-step
And ITS ON!
ITS ON!
ITS ON!
(SHOUT out to FAW)
^^^^
WHY THIS SONG IS ON THE RADIO RIGHT NOW & THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’M HEARING IT ???
^^^^Sup Boo! I missed you like the Jackson 5 missed Michael when he went solo. Had a ni99uh sheddin tears like…
AWW, I FEEL SPECIAL!!!!! WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU?
Got cottage cheese? Her thighs look as crispy as KFC for real.
@ MTW
See how ya do me?? Thats IT, I’m parking my HUFFY, I’m down peddling all around looking for you & you talkin greasy about me. My Knee highs keep falling down anyway, my elastic is loose.
^^^^^ lol i am not talking greasy bout you, you just sound like somebody else is all, and i appreciate the effort you put in, now take a rest air up ya tires and get some water okay……
is there nothing going on in the world?
whats really good bossip. ya’ll better go find something….or better yet make something up….lol
MY GRAVIE IS CUTE BUT I’M OVER IT. I’M OFF TO THE DUNGEON TO FINA ANOTHER PIC. BRB.
Tx Shawty
I said hi. Are you mad at me? (Eyes watering) I dont know what I did But I’m sorry (Runs out of the room like Marcia Brady)
why am i happy mtw ain’t put that damn David banner gravie back up?
^^^^^^ why i got it on standby??????
Bossip stop putting pics with B’s privates or butt hanging out, you know you have better pics.
lol@TX shawty
you silly
@ mtw
Just another person at work, oneday as i was trying to satisfy my boredom, I stumbled across this website.. and seemed to be more entertained by the comments rather than the articles lol.. I noticed a chain of cyber friends with some real intellect & humor, so thats what brung me to ur door step…
@tremblin…my bad! I need to get my butt off this post!!!!
Why i kinda, sorta, just a little bit like that new bow wow and omarion song?
why i just found out who b.scott is and he’s HE- FREAKIN-LARRY-US?
why i really want some chick-fil-a nuggets? and some waffle fries
why ain’t it 4:30 yet?
AWW, I FEEL SPECIAL!!!!! WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU?
^^^Nut’n! I closed down shop on my ‘clientele’ for bout a week but I had to make a ‘Housecall’ so my personal ‘Strike’ ended when I crossed the picket line.
In other words…
I was Celibate for bout a week but a ni99uh got ‘weak’ within that week. (Homonyms Baby! Homonyms)
You can tell it’s a slow day here at my job. i’ve been posting since early this AM.
@Kompton’sKutie
Bossip stop putting pics with B’s privates or butt hanging out, you know you have better pics.
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Bossip Dont listen to a word she says. You are doing an excellent job. Keep it up
Yep thats me.. My name links to my myspace, which im hardly into anymore.. But yeah, that is I…
why 80’s STAY changing her gravie? bring back foo foo!!
Oh, prev post was to M-DADDY
what did i miss, did yup take his shirt off again. lol but naw really what did I miss?
@ MTW
Ahhh, your words have calmed me right down. *sipping water slowly while pretending it’s your nectar*
Alicia Keys is messing with Bey. In fact, she has sold more albums in a week than Bey has ever sold in a week. She has outsold all of Bey’s efforts and does’t have to shake her ass one bit to do it. Bey has mediocre vocals, which became too clear during the Dreamgirls’ JHud rivalry. She can’t hold her own next to a real singer. She is pretty and has a decent voice. But there are 1) better singers (JHud, AKeys); 2) much better actors (pick anyone); 3) artists with better sales (AKeys, Mimi, Mary J); and 4) artists with more accomplished careers (AKeys, Mary J). They did not need overexposure or a constant reinforcement to achieve what they did, unlike Beyawnce.
BAHAMA DID YOU CHECK OUT THE EYE TANDY, LOL.
Who the hell is standing under stage taking all of these crotch shots???? They must be a sick individual.
@Bahama Mama
I got you beat(depending on time zone), I leave at 3:55.
Why I want a nice big steak burrito for lunch – the only thing they make good in the GSU cafeteria
@ Lady
Who’s that Lady, who’s that lady. Beautiful Lady, who’s that Lady. Real FINE Lady.
BROTHER M-DADDY AKA BROTHER RAIDERS OAK-TOWNS FINEST(LEADER OF THE NEW BLACK PANTHERS)POWER TO THE PEOPLE
@504
Hello ma? Whats shakin?
^^^^^NOTHING BUT MY BOOTY WHEN I RUN !!!!
me that’s who says LMAO got ran the fuck off
bobblehead, you like my gravee, it’s killer kitty’s kid, and if you don’t like it refer to your gravee…..
^^^^YEAH I LIKE IT BUT KILLA SAYS HE IS “NOT” THE FATHER !!!
P.S. I LUH U TOO & IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME REFER TO MY GRAAV-EE !!! LOL <<<WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME ??
M-Daddy, I thought i Spoke, boo! Ok, I’ll say it again with a lil more passion…HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY Big daddy M-DADDY! You sick??? I hope you feel better. WOO WOO WOO! lol…You know I wouldn’t do you like that, c’mon you know we better than that!
@ Yup…I’m just saying…don’t be claiming to be heartthrobs and the first time a sistah have an attack or irregular heart palpitation, you don’t wanna help me out on a bill…lol…{to doctor} “Send the bill to Usher Raymond III” lol…thank you
WHY AM I STILL BORED??
*tries to think of a game*
sO i Guess this is what I missed? Bankable P putting up her Jet Beauty of the week photo? lol Jus playen!!! lol
*assessing damage*
*damn ya’ll it’s only noon*
*guarantees 1000 posts before 5pm*
*cracks neck and knuckles*
*licks chops*
DAMN!!!! Lady you are a DYME. I cant click on your My Space at work so I’m going to have to cure my couriosity when I get home. (I’m not flirting) I just appreciate beautiful women
I GOT TIRED OF LOOKING SO FOO FOO IS BACK IN THIS BISH.
BAHAMA DID YOU CHECK OUT THE EYE TANDY, LOL.
^^huh? say wha?
and BOOOOOOOOO Bankable!! lol i kid i kid
TEST
The “R”!
I missed you like Common Sense and Britney.
Like clientele and Condoms.
Like cadavers and Meathooks.
Like corn without the bread.
Like gravy without potatoes.
Like beans without the rice.
Like Sade not being in my car, on my computer, in my stereo.
I missed you like T.O. and the Cowboys missed the playoffs.
@txshawty that jill scott is going off she did her thing like always, right now i am stuck on jill,mary and keyshia cole, now alicia this was my first time buying her cd and i love the new single she has out and i like noone but to me they are the only descent songs on their her cd its not so good to me and i agree with whoever stated that her vocals are just not up to par.
GO BACK UP AND LOOK AT MY POSTS.
B mama
and BOOOOOOOOO Bankable!! lol i kid i kid
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LOL.
*Me and BMAMA play pleasure or pain*
*I go as hard as I can*
*Buries her face into the pillow*
*thumb up for pleasure*
*thumb down for pain*
@ MTW
Ahhh, your words have calmed me right down. *sipping water slowly while pretending it’s your nectar*
^^^^^cyber homies, tell me this ain’t shot……lol @ lady and her explanation, girl you is welcome to stay…..lmao like it’s my house and shit, i just gotta kinda screen yall new ppl cause bmama talk to anybody, she damn near got in the car with ted bundy once till i told her ass……and 504 refer to ya gravee as to how my gravee feel bout ya old gravee being his daddy…..luvs you too btw no homo……
@ B’mama:”Why i kinda, sorta, just a little bit like that new bow wow and omarion song?”
^^Why I’m feeling that joint to along with Sensual Seduction..>I honestly think Snoop sings better than Omarion lol…Real talk.
“why i just found out who b.scott is and he’s HE- FREAKIN-LARRY-US?”
^^^Why aren’t you the only one and Imma check him out ASA-i get home lol…
“why i really want some chick-fil-a nuggets? and some waffle fries”
^^^Why you all up and through my head. Please exit left, but please leave the walkie talkie lol.
@ Tremblin Lips!
DAMN IM HUNGRY!!! THANKS!!
80’s u really gone make me go back and look? lmao
SIX SHOOTER
ur making be blush, stop lol
No but thank you (:
Lady
@ mtw
Just another person at work, oneday as i was trying to satisfy my boredom, I stumbled across this website.. and seemed to be more entertained by the comments rather than the articles lol.. I noticed a chain of cyber friends with some real intellect & humor, so thats what brung me to ur door step…
^^^^
AWWWW, SO NICE TO OF YOU TO SAY ABOUT ME AND MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES !!! TELL ME MORE……
LMAO @ TX!!!! answering my why’s…lol
@ PrettyMissSunshine
I only did it cuz D’Angelo kept asking about it. LOL!!
Tremblin Lips!
YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW TO MAKE GURL FEEL GOOD, LOL.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GO GIANTS!!!!!!!!! 72 AND 92 ARE A PROBLEM.
lol @ mtw
“she damn near got in the car with ted bundy once till i told her ass”
Hilarious!
@ B’mama:”Why i kinda, sorta, just a little bit like that new bow wow and omarion song?”
^^^^^please tell me yall joking, and i KNOW bmama gotta be playing, the queen of hip hop and all that it entails cannot like that song…….i refuse to believe it…..
TXShawty
(sniffling) Ok
@ toosexy..for really?? Cause my homegirl was like, “i’m feeling that new Jill. It’s hot, ya dig?’…i was like…I Dig. lol
80’s u really gone make me go back and look? lmao
TRUST ME YOU’LL BE GLAD THAT YOU DID.
504 corner, git there!!!!
lmao
I got a few new gravatars I can’t wait to try out.
M-daddy…{hands tissue} No more tears. {glances over at Patent} HE might see you and post your picture lol.
GONE TO LUNCH. BE BACK.
LMAO!!! @ mtw’s…that hook is catchy!! lmao!!!!
80’s if it ain’t larry or kobe i’mma cyber beat you! lol
**lol & shaking head @ 504
The “R” has a gravatar that is laughing at my gravatar.
@ MTW
Nahh baby. This aint Sureshot, dont get me wrong when he was up on here on the regular, so was I. We often did agree on many things relating to different posts. What can I say, Great minds think alike. What Up Sureshot, wherever you may be, I’m another one of the O.G. Bossip morning crew. Where 504 at?? What up Txshawty?? Good to see you still out here doing the damn thing.
*wrecked my Lamborghini, so I hopped in my Ferrari, I’m just that nigga, tell them haters that I’m sorry*
Boy I love me some Jeezy
@ Mtw…sensual se-duc-tion….i’m gonna take my time…she gone get hers before (voice thingy lol) aaay-ee lol
THEY DELETED THE EYE CANDY BAHAMA.
IT WAS SOME PICS OF LJ………….
BANKABLE, GONNA ADD YOU TO MY-SPACE WHEN I GET HOME SO LOOK FOR GEEMONEY, THAT’LL BE ME !
@ Lady
You are a cutie NO DOUBT. There are some fine women that be all up on Bossip. 504 is FIYAH FO SHO!
80’s if it ain’t larry or kobe i’mma cyber beat you! lol
YOU ALL READY KNOW IT WAS LJ, LOL.
Damn that was a quick lunch “R”
OUT TO LUNCH.
WHITE GIRL IN 208…….
*Me and BMAMA play pleasure or pain*
*I go as hard as I can*
*Buries her face into the pillow*
*thumb up for pleasure*
*thumb down for pain*
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what the deuce? i just caught this..um-a-ra thumbs down!!!! lmao
WHITE GIRL IN 208…….
*wrecked my Lamborghini, so I hopped in my Ferrari, I’m just that nigga, tell them haters that I’m sorry*
Boy I love me some Jeezy
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Okie Dokie…
DAMNNNN!!!! Bankable P.
i am going to put you in my first music video…lol
now Turn around…lol
aight – church
aww damn!! i missed my LJ…(SHUT IT mtw…lol)
lata’s 80’s!!!
lol @ MTW…you think EVERY anonymous/random dude is Sureshot…you need your man back lol…
@ Six Shooter…aww gee {looks down shyly, blushing, and shifting from right foot to left foot, kicking the air} Thanks
fa real six shooter, how come i don’t remember you then??????? lol…….
SIX Shooter (LIFTED)
^^^^
AH’S RIGHT CHERAH !!!
& AWWWW TANKS !!!
MTW SHOULD KNOW WHO U BE’S…
lol @ Bankable…this nigga done BENT FORWARD LOL!
Girl you crazy lol.
@Lady…Jeezy is an immediate swagger boost!
lol @ MTW…you think EVERY anonymous/random dude is Sureshot…you need your man back lol…
^^^^lmmfao i know right……i just be thinking sometimes hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and larry johnson sleeps @ the foot of bey and jay bed, i am sorry bmama but i had to say something dang…….
@ WHITE GIRL IN 208…….
Watch using the “N” word its not that type of party
*hangs out to lunch sign*
Ok D’Angelo, and after we finish making the video I’m gonna write me a book and get my own dating reality show called “I love Bankable” LOL!
Why do I feel like blastin’ ‘Salt Shaker’ by the Ying Yang twins on this Teleconference I’m on right nah?
SKEEET! SKEEET!
SKEET SO MUCH, THEY CALL HER BILLY OCEAN!
@ B’mama, 504, FAW, and MTW…y’all check my new myspace profile pic yet??…
She is crossing picket lines and she is a member of SAG, who is respecting the WGA strike. Will it hurt her acting career?
lol we lettin it all hang out in these gravvi’s huh??
watch their be a gravvy with a nigga holdin his jones lol
*bout to go work on that*
i feel real stoopid cause i cannot remember you six shooter, i am trying but……..oh well, i know who you are now so you on my x-mas card list for 08′……
lol, ok just keep my name out of your book
shawty sure haven’t myspace is banned @ my job and my home so……
*grabs purse and leaves out the door right after Bahama Mama*
i’ve got a date with a steak buritto….be back later
@ White girl in 208
please dont.
@white girl in 208 take that shit back to yesterday post Brother M just showed you bout using that word
ROLL!!!
Like uh 18-Wheeluh!
That HOE fine but this HOE a KILLUH!
Bankable…put some clothes on before you walk out the door, and bring me back 2 chicken supreme chalupas lol….thankee
the world only needs one “superhead” and “new york”
even though i know there is a population of chickhead like that.
i am out yall be nice to lady please she new…..lol
lata’s
Txshawty
@ B’mama, 504, FAW, and MTW…y’all check my new myspace profile pic yet??…
^^^^
YEAH HEFFA…YOU CHECKED OUT MY COMMENT ??? U BE LOOKIN ALL ‘DORABLE…NO HOMO !
Did somebody give WHITE GIRL IN 208……. a pass to use the “N” word. I’m not feelin that at all. I dont care if its a song
@Txshawty..It’s only a matter of time before someone crosses that line lol
@ M-Daddy, my bad…I should read that post…I’m working on that word
@ mtw…daaaang, man! lol…I got on a color purple-esque hat lol.
lol MDADDY…relax man..
does that clear it up….
“YEAH HEFFA…YOU CHECKED OUT MY COMMENT ??? U BE LOOKIN ALL ‘DORABLE…NO HOMO !”
lol…no, i haven’t checked it since i posted that picture lol…
I had to post it, that’s most of our movie references and then to see that hat laying on my mama bed when i came over to visit?? It was just meant to be lol. I swear I heard angels and a light..lol…{hears Jamie Foxx in the background singing} “Employee of the moooonth” lol.
@ White girl in 208…
let us cross that bridge if and when we get there lol.
here we go
SBM
Man you was about to make me start the revolution again LMAO. Whats up Dawg? Oh You got you a snow bunny huh? I guess you doing to her what the white man has been doing to us for years huh? Fucking her LOL
Cleveland
@YUP..lol i like that though..MDADDY was ready to ride…I fucks with that..
lol @ sbm.. U had alot of people fooled, even myself.. U was a hot sec away from getting jumped it looks like lol
@ Yup…{all clueless and frantic like lol}
Here we go?! Where we going? How we getting? Why we goin there? Huh? Did I miss something in my absence the last few days? Oh lawd Jesus, son of Mary and Joseph but not BIOLOGICAL son of Joseph, but nonetheless still very much his daddy. What i miss?
lol @ M-Daddy…that’s that ‘Dont’ Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood’ {inhale} Whew.
“Excuse me my beautiful ebony goddess. Could you do something for me? {she nods her head excitedly} Tap that white girl behind you” lol
@MDADDY…lol it’s a running joke…this white girl in the apt next to me, be trying hard…In my younger days I would’ve put a brick on her back and got my VIGOR out of storage quick, but I’m passed that my dude..lol
lol @ Lady…e-jumped.
We stay e-riding lol.
oh i am sorry i lost train of thought…lol
boredom can do that to ya
@MDADDy..David at 15 would’ve sent my boys next door to handle that and just shoot me details…
hi guys!!
SBM
Dawg you crazy as hell LMAO Fools here at work lookin at me like I”m crazy. LOL
Txshawty
lol @ M-Daddy…that’s that ‘Dont’ Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood’ {inhale} Whew.
“Excuse me my beautiful ebony goddess. Could you do something for me? {she nods her head excitedly} Tap that white girl behind you” lol
^^^^^^^^
I JUST BOUGHT THAT DAMN MOVIE….I HAVEN’T SEEN IT IN YEARS….I BOUGHT IT ALONG WITH 5 HEARTBEATS & MADEA’S FAMILY REUNION (YES, MY FIRST TIME SEEING IT & BORIS KODJOE (?) HAD A HELL OF AN UGLY LACEFRONT. COULDN’T THEY HAVE GIVEN THAT SEXY PIECE OF SPECIMAN A LACE FRONT WITH A BETTER LINING)
MMMMMMM BORIS (LOOKING LIKE A MIX BETWEEN YA GIRL ON WAITING 2 EXHALE AFTER MEETING GREGORY HINES & HOMER LOOKING AT A BOX OF KRISPY KREMES)
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?
LACY DDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!
I love me so Bey but I don’t want to see another performance with her. (not Alicia Keys or Rhianna either) Maybe Mary J or Chrisete Michele(?) There are other people who need the money- I just would rather hear someone different- But then again I might not even watch the Grammy’s it’s probably going to be boring.
@ lacyd
Hey boo how have you been?
LACYD!!!!!!!!!!! Aw you’re pretty, ma-ma! {thinks well Dang everybody putting their gravees up lol…maybe I needa get one, instead of a big layed-out on it’s back ‘G’ on my face…maybe I should just explain it like I’m just a laid back G?? lol}
LacyD
I like that picture. DAMN!!!
lol @ 504…I still to this DAY don’t understand why in the Brillo Pad heck they put that thing on Boris’ head…that was a hot mess..and the hair was a character all its own.
lol…{with my Gold vest on} DEEEEHHHH-UHHHH I still got it. Nights like this…I-hi wish, raindrops would fa-huh-ha-huh-hall…{speeding up like Eddie King, Jr) Night likes this i-hi wish raindrops would fa-huh-ha-huh-halll—nights like this i-hi wish rain drops would fa-huh-ha-huh-hall hahahaha lol
TX…THAT PART MAKES THE WHOLE MOVIE !
who the hell is taking these perverted pics?
leave Jay-z’s snatch alone!
Yeah, I’ve been missing because I’ve been working. Working hard. I’m proud of myself!!! Give it up for me for actually working while at work. That’s actually a hard thing to do.
TXshawty,
Thanks sis. Gone head and put ya pic up. Mines will be coming down soon. I’m just looking for something to replace the killa kitty!!!
504 (echo’s out 4, 4, 4, 4)!!!!
Mdaddy,
Hey there hubby. No, the question is, where have YOU been. (turns the tables).
504…lol…ooh thats my movie.
“Why we always gotta sing in these ole nasty bars?”
“YOu just mad cuz you got hit in the head with that bottle the last time”
“Dresser!”
“They ain’t have to hit me in the head with no bottle…call me lil peanut-head church boy”
lol
LOL, hey lacy…see it’s okay to post a pic…nothing vain about it at all. *wink* Just helps when folks can put a face w/a screen name…nothing more, nothing less.
Mdaddy,
Hey there hubby. No, the question is, where have YOU been. (turns the tables).
^^^^^
{does the old-school ‘ooooh’}…OOOOOH
{looks back and forth waiting on m-Daddy’s reply so I can ooooh again}
lol
Sidebar: Lacy, how do you post a gravee…I tried at home, b/c i can’t do it at work but i wasn’t for sure if my gravee from home would still show up when I signed in at work seeing as there’s no password log-in and stuff.
B! please sit down…enough already
damn is it always slow like this on friday
Just SIT!!!! Hey!!!!
txshawty,
Don’t know why you can’t do it at work. It’s one harmless site. But yes, the gravatar will follow you wherever you go. What ever blog allows gravatars through gravatar.com, you’re specific pic will show up. But go to gravatar.com, follow the directions and go from there. I usually google the site or search it on yahoo instead of typing it directly in the address line.
Just Sit,
Yes, I decided to follow in your footsteps and post a pic of myself, though it’s probably temporary. I like the funny gravatars better. I’m still getting comment’s on my killa kitty.
Hey Txshawty!! Where’ve you been? R U visiting from the other side of the fence too?
lacy, way back when Bossip used Haloscan lots of folks posted their real pics. Some got clowned and removed them, but it’s good to have a mix ’cause like you said some of the graphic gravies are cute/funny.
Just Sit…Yes lol…it gets hard jumping up and over fences all day…thighs get all tired and shaky, then ya can’t jump AS high so you scrape yourself getting over.
I just started building a door right smack dab in the middle of the fence. lol…if they catch me…whatever…cuz I KNOW they can’t ignore that big-a door lol.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?! I am so disappointed!
OH LACY? WONDER WHERE YOU GOT THE KILLA KITTY IDEA…HMMMMMMMMMMMM
lol
I’m about to let it all hang out in the gravvi…ain’t no one gonna be stealin the shine
*hangs head so low it scrapes the ground*.. . . . .
I’M TELLING!!!!
504,
Why whatever are you talking about????
Where did my husband go???? MDADDAY!!!!!
i wanna see soilder and beyonce do a song together
NO SBM NO! lol
Please don’t shine.
LacyD
(Smiles awkwardly thinking of a good story) Well see I was…You remember Bones and SBM right? Well we was comin back from church yeah thats it church and we had uhh ran out of gas??? yeah thats it we were comin from church and we ran out of gas….
Fence hopper,
Who and what are you telling on?
Mdaddy,
LOL. Church huh, well being a church member of Pillow Rest Missionary Baptist Church for occasional Methodist and sometimes non-denominational saints, population 1, I know what goes on at church, so you’re gonna have to try again. And everyone knows that SBM has no sense and that he couldn’t possibly go to church. And everyone also knows that bones is mad sprung and was probably singing hallelujua into Paigey’s temple, so that excuse will not do.
@ Txshawty
I’m back and i’m sorry I forgot to get your lunch. I wasn’t able to get my buritto either but we can split my philly cheese steak if you want some.
No beyonce is not soulful at all. She has no real talent but her body.
*hasn’t used a condom since 01′*
*pees in the shower, the sink and outside occasionally*
*shits in the shower, then smushes it down the drain with my right foot*
@LAcyd…. I go to church for your information!
Anonymous
I love Beyounce. She is a talented young lady and has done nothing but stay true to her game. She is one of the best performers we have out here. For such a young lady in this business and for as long as she’s been in the game you have never seen her disrespect herself like many of the other young celebrities. She keeps her private life private and has always done that from the beginning. “Most” of her lyrics have been very positive for young girls out there. Yes she is everywhere but I think she deserves it. It shows that she works hard to get what she has. No she may not be the smartest person out there but she is smart when it comes to her career. I also want to give kudos to her parents. If she was going to be successful who better to be there for her but her parents. That was a good idea. These are all the reasons that I like her. I just don’t understand how so many of “us” hate on this young lady. She is an asset to our race when it comes to entertainment. And I am proud of her.
__________________________________________________
Alright, Solange . . . go sit down somewhere, Ms. “Anonymous.”
SBM,
Yes you do sbm, yes you do.
*throws dishes away rather than cleaning them*
*pornography expert*
*saves fortune cookies*
*reads the label of everything before eating it*
lacyd
504,
Why whatever are you talking about????
Where did my husband go???? MDADDAY!!!!!
^^^^
DOES THIS GRAV-EE LOOK FAMILIAR??? LOL
SBM…your nasty right foot doody smelling don’t pick the ice up, stepping in wet puddles with your socks on and having to throw em in the dryer behind! lol
504,
Yeah, yeah. I stole the kat idea from the original. You don’t have to call me out though. (Runs back stage as if on Maury and he just told MDaddy he is NOT the father).
*shot a man in the leg, during a robbery*(clown tried to break in, so I let him have it…only good thing about Florida laws)
*eats 7 small meals a day*
*goes to the zoo twice a week to volunteer*(loves animals)
*I’d take the pepsi challenge with my eating out game*
*wipes micky d’s fries salt from her mouth with tongue*
what up folk?
lol @ Bankable…nah it’s ok i’mma let you slide THIS time…you were really after some beef huh? lol
SBM,
I’m not following you. Are these supposed to be your confessions?
(Trying to change the subject)
Hey 504 How are ya?
Man, I have to visit this site more often. I like to read when I get bored at work, but I think I’ll visit a little more, cause everytime I come back something new has happened or is going on…
As for B…My grandma always told us to where biker shorts under our skirts, where are yours????
DAMN I STILL SEE MY EFF YA’LL GRAAV-EE
Hey BMama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The gangs all here.
B’mama…{tapping foot} Where mine at? {that is some TERRIBLE grammer…smh}
*Sports enthusiast*
*Magic game regular*
*hate other peoples kids and pets*
*buys a cheap watch every month cause i lose them somehow*
*throws all undergarments away after 3weeks*
lacyd
504,
Yeah, yeah. I stole the kat idea from the original. You don’t have to call me out though. (Runs back stage as if on Maury and he just told MDaddy he is NOT the father).
^^^
(RUNS BEHIND LACY) YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT & MOVE ON..
504 we see killer bald/Boris Kodjoe/Steve harvey kitty
LACYD!!!! HI man yall be brave..i can’t just post my pic all willy nilly….I mean i’m FINE!! but i don’t wanna go upside nobody’s cyber head for talking slick…lol
MDaddy,
Oh don’t you go changing the subject on me. No one can save you either. That’s alright. God don’t like ugly. Remember you gotta come home sometime. And I’ll be waiting. Mmmm hmmm, I’ll be waiting all night if I have to. And where is the so called “church”. Why didn’t you invite me? I need Jesus too.
LMMAO (LAUGHING MY MONKEY ASS OFF(
*Rarely gets mad, unless driving or watching the Laker’s lose*
*Hates the Gators, even though its my school, I love University of Southern California*
*Hates phone chargers*
*never stolen anything*
^^^
(RUNS BEHIND LACY) YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, YOU JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT & MOVE ON..
_______
But I loved that cat. And I just knew he was my idea. Now what am I supposed to do? My killa kitty still doesn’t have an original identity. That’s okay, I got about 5 more people who I think i got the idea from. I’ll just take them on the show too.
Lol @ B’mama…yea you cute {doing the ‘i’m her BBFF so I GOTTA tell her this’ eye roll}
yup. lol.
*wish I was 3inches taller, so I could play basketball and smut out blonde bitches*
*loves to hear himself talk*
*refers to movies and famous incidents all the time*
*history king*
BMama,
My pics are just temporary. It’ll be down by the end of the day. Worry not what the people say, 9 times out of 10, some one will end up trying to steal you from your husband.
*thinks racism in the pornography industry needs to be addressed*
SMB is that really you are is it your SMB clone…
So wait, what chu, are you?
What u saying TX!!!! i’m not FINE!!!lmao
okay I meant to use the initials SBM!!! sorry
@Txshawty…i realized from the feces on my foot, that the dryer doesn’t steal my socks. they just decompose do to the heat lol
@anonymous3..lol it’s me…i’m just clowning…most of these “confessions” are incidents that happened to friends..lol
LOL Lacyd…yea tru tru…
DADDY………….lmmfao that is what my gravee saying to 504 gravee i am so happy killa kitty back
ummmmmm six shooter, if you here holla @ me cause i know who you are, i just didn’t know ya other name right off and bobblehead explained shit to me…..hello lacyd, what’s been popping girlie
@ SBM
is that golden shoe f’er still running around?
i got an answer to their post
@anonymous3..lol it’s me…i’m just clowning…most of these “confessions” are incidents that happened to friends..lol
^^^SUUUUUUUUURE! *side eyes*
LACYD!!!! HI man yall be brave..i can’t just post my pic all willy nilly….I mean i’m FINE!! but i don’t wanna go upside nobody’s cyber head for talking slick…lol
^^^^^^ lmmfao i thought i was the bidness till i got knocked the fuck down remember yesterday bmama i was all like i am not bout putting my shit out there but i was like fuck it imma do me, i am fine shiddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd did i get a damn reality check,
KILLA KITTY THINKS IT’S SAFE TO COME BACK IN THE CUT
RIGHT… *second side eyes with an eye roll*
Hello MTW aka crissy snow. I’m taking advantage of everyone being gone and blogging today!!!
@BMAMA..lol I have two white roommates who are the craziest mother fuckers on this planet…I live in a nut-house, so occasionally you hear and witness crazy stories…both of these cats are some weed smokin, pill poppin, lil wayne listenin, scum-bags…The funny thing is…It’s entertaining…
What u saying TX!!!! i’m not FINE!!!lmao
@ B’mama…lol you cute, but you’re my BBFF so I GOTTA agree…for the most part lol…{thinks}…er-ruh…sounds like we’re entering the homo-realm lol…and we’re both non-homo, so what I’mma need you to do, is step on back over to the non-homo side with me and Weezy lol.
killa kitty need to acknowledge his seed……
Hello MTW aka crissy snow. I’m taking advantage of everyone being gone and blogging today!!!
^^^^^lol i keep fa’ getting that chrissy snow is my other name……blog away then girl blog till ya fall….
lol @ mtw…who checked you and wtf(urby) they say!?
where is the number one couple in bossip @ today??????
lol, can I bring back my chucky/rambo kitty
IT AIN’T LIKE THIS BITCH NEEDS THE MONEY. SHE OBVIOUSLY NEEDS THE ATTENTION!I HOPE SHE FALLS DOWN AGAIN!!! NO, I DON’T CARE FOR BITCHYONCE!!!!
here’s my gangsta kitty
Bankable P,
Still seeing gangsta titties (no homo)!!!
LacyD
Baby you know I love you boo. It was a brotherhood service. Just men you know. But enough about that I’ve missed you and might I add you look radiant. (Pulls out a small box) I got you this as a token of my love for you. Open it
KILLA KITTY AIN’T PAYING NO KITTY SA-POHT !!
lol! sometimes he can be a lil shy, you know how thugs are, trying to act like they can’t have a soft side sometimes.
@BMAMA..lol one roomie got DUI, so he had to ride his bicycle to school..He was going down a hill and busted his ass..dude fracture his arm and lost a tooth…
the other roomie told me a story how he jerked off while driving his mom’s car…i asked him “where did the juices go”..he said,”I don’t know”…
lol i could go on and on…my life for the past year in a half has been an episode of “real world”
lacyd
Bankable P,
Still seeing gangsta titties (no homo)!!!
^^^^
LMAO….LACY, DEAR….IM’MA NEED YOU TO GO TAKE A 15-50 MINUTE BREAK, YES?
this all has happen in the past week lol
lol @ Lacy…yea I’mma need you to step away for a minute my dang self for that comment lol.
SBM…wow.
KILLA KITTY AIN’T PAYING NO KITTY SA-POHT !!
^^^^^^^ what the hell kinda daddy…….this is some bullshit why i gotta be stuck with the damn eddie murphy daddy in kitty world……
(stands in corner)…just let me know when I can come out.
@ mtw
*doing best Maury voice* Would you like to find out who the father is…..we’ve got the results right here…..LOL!
yes fake maury, i need to know this is the 17th kitty i have had tested…….and i was only with 7 of them
fa real tho BP you gotta tell me where you get ya damn gravees from, cause the one you got now, the one you had and lacyd the one you had i looooooove those…lol killa kitty is still the bidness tho…gots to show my respect to the kat that started it all…..
lacyd
(stands in corner)…just let me know when I can come out.
^^^^
SUUUUUUUURE, WE’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN TO COME OUT….
*MOTIONS TO EVEYONE ELSE NODDING & LIP SYNCING-SAYING “YEAH RIGHT” WHILE LACY’S BACK IS TURNED*
JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES LONGER…
I think it’s time for a killa kitty club. The killa kitty seems to be a good statement accross the board with the hidden messages and such. (turns back to the corner).
Did I miss sumthin or what cuz what’s all this bey is pregnant stuff?
Mdaddy,
You bought me a new coach purse and stuffed it into this tiny box!!!! You are both creative and dilligent. I’m such a lucky gal!!!!
Man I hate coming to work and actually working
i did an images search on google and then added the ones i liked to the gravatar website.
It’s some haters on here who need to learn to research before they type FALSE statements.
Bday sold 7 mill ww and 4 mill in the U.S so whatever idiot said Bday only sold 2 mill obviously can’t research.
As for Alicia and Bey they’re two diff artists but Beyonce is more successful than Alicia overall. Beyonce has sold 130 mill records and is the most popular and successful black female artist and Alicia does diff type of music so they can’t be compared.
As for Keyshia, Rihanna, Ciara, and the rest of the chicks NONE of them can hold a candle to Bey. They can’t sing like her and they haven’t had anywhere near as much success as her.
I think Bey has 50/11 endorsements and is requested at every awars show is because love or hate her she is on top of the game. I love Mary, Chaka, all them but they’re not as popular as Beyonce. I mean Bey has been in the game for 11 years and just look at what all she’s accomplished she’s made so much history. Sorry haters but in 20 years Beyonce will definitely be getting her lifetime achievement award. I mean they’re already giving her achievement awards (best selling female group of all time and first female to win international artist of excellence) and she’s only 26 so she is SET for the rest of her career.
Look, she’s been on break for like the past month and people are STILL reporting on her everyday. All ya’ll that want her to take a break HELLO? She IS on break. She’s on top so of course all the blogs are going to report her every move. The only way that you’ll never see Beyonce is if you don’t get on the internet, don’t listen to the radio, and don’t watch t.v. unless you do all that you’ll never escape her. She IS on break and look at how the blogs report her every move? SMH I respect her b/c she’s come a long way and has accomplished so much so she deserves her props and respect.
damn BP that gravatar look like a mofo kat that got bit by a damn warewolf
@ me that’s who
Hey girl, I saw hoe they were mean on the SH posts, that’s how it goes nowadays so I mostly just read and don’t comment cause if you do you might get your head chewed off. These ppl care crazy..lol but keep ya head up girlie-
LOL! That’s my devil kitty.
On a side note – why my mom just called to tell me that Bush is sending out $800 refund checks to try and stop the recession. Anyone heard that? This is suppose to be in addition to the normal IRS refunds.
LacyD
I try to do what I can do when I can do it. And when you get home I have another surprise waiting for you on the bed
Good afternoon colored folk! Jasper and I drank a whole jar of moonshine last night so I am getting a late start. I am blind, but Jasper types my comments and he also says this girl aint half bad looking for a light skin colored
@Clayton Bixby
Dont start
Bankable P
LOL! That’s my devil kitty.
On a side note – why my mom just called to tell me that Bush is sending out $800 refund checks to try and stop the recession. Anyone heard that? This is suppose to be in addition to the normal IRS refunds.
^^^
GIMMIE ALL MY MONEY !!
@ Bankable
he did that a couple of years ago around the fall and I got mine and ran to the bank…
i’ve moved twice in the last 2 years – i’m calling the IRS tonight to make sure they got my new address. Don’t want that check going to the wrong place
thanks bobblehead…..but i think imma go get me one of them damn scary ass cats and use that as my gravee…..
I’m starting a new movement yall
Who wants to join?
I DIDN’T HEAR ABOUT THAT BANKABLE BUT I WANT MY CHECK TOO ! I CAN USE IT !
awwwwwwwwwwwwww thanks delta diva, i haven’t been back in there since they clowned me tho…..and i heard that mess bout them checks this morning it’s been awhile ago but they have done that b4 maybe bout 4/5 yrs ago maybe even longer than that can’t remember……
i found an article, they talking $800 for singles and $1600 for families
i feel like a see Beyonce’s booty more than my own. Why are we still actin like she’s a classy supersatr diva when she’s pretty much pullin the same Briney/Lindsey type vulgarity. Dancin on a pole? stop frontin
but i can’t find WHEN they are going to mail these checks
@Brother M-Daddy
We already have a movement going here in the South so please give up on yours because you are about 145 years late!!
testing new gravee…..
@ and
what up girl? where the hell yo been? lol
Alright, wht the hell is going on with al the damn cats and issh?
and again
MTW….WHY I STILL SEE KILLA JR (NO RELATION)
PrettyMissSunshine
Alright, wht the hell is going on with al the damn cats and issh?
^^^
CAUSE WE TOO CUTE TO PUT UP OUR REAL PIC LOL
How do yall like my cat
Ahh shit it didnt show
@ mtw
that’s a cute kitty
I STILL SEE UR PIC , M D
Stupid gravatar
Make sure yaw watch ‘The Wire’ this wknd.
That’s my Sh!t!
lmao you can’t see the words tho u