Weezy’s Life Expectancy

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News

Posted by Bossip Staff

Weezy F. Baby

Blender Magazine predicts Lil Wayne will die in 2026 at the age of 44:

“Guns, drugs and a hot temper don’t mix. In order for Lil Wayne to increase his longevity, he needs to seriously concentrate on staying out of jail.”

These are the words from gerontologist and editor-in-chief of Age Venture News Dr. David J. Demko.  We hope Weezy makes it past the age of 44, he has a bright future ahead of him. No homo.



  • Chick in Baltimore

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gap & gucci

    i hate when they do that. it’s just wrong.

  • Chick in Baltimore

    I know, i wonder how if he’s read that, but at least they’re giving him his 40’s…I woulda thought they would have given him in the next year or so, damn

  • SIX Shooter (LIFTED)

    Stupid for someone to try and predict what only God knows. SMH.

  • im so pretty

    damn,wayne whats with the picture face

  • Chick in Baltimore

    I meant I wonder how he feels, if he read that, sorry…

  • im so pretty

    everyone is playing GOD nowadays,so whats is gonna be britney spears life expectancy

  • im so pretty

    what, not whats ,excuse me

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    @ im so pretty

    actually, yesterday I read a piece of an article that was saying that Associated Press has already prepared an obituary; in the event of Britney Spears’ untimely death. Because of Spears’ obvious popularity, they would want to be the first to break the story. I don’t know if there was any truth to this or not.


  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE


  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    You would think they would do Winehouse before Spears but ok. And why is this guy soooo concerned with Weezy. Why didn’t he predict some of these other celebs who are so prominent in the news with their drug addictions??

  • http://gorgeousblackwomen.blogspot.com/ **GorgeousBlackWomen**

    Add money (access to lots of excess) and promiscuity (HIV/AIDS risk increases) to that equation doc. They should use this as a Scared Straight tactic. Tell Amy Winehouse her expected life expectancy is 24.5 (a 2 or 3 months from now) and I’m sure she’d at least make a real effort to get it together.

  • T-Real

    @ Six Shooter

    I agree with you!

  • gap & gucci

    @ pretty

    some magazine did britney and they said she’d died before she was 30, lindsday lohan before she’s 26

    it’s just a mean game, if you ask me

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    @ Just Sit and Be Pretty

    I thought the “no homo” remark was odd.


1 2 3 4
blog comments powered by Disqus