Friday, January 18th, 2008

Weezy’s Life Expectancy

Posted by Bossip Staff

Weezy F. Baby

Blender Magazine predicts Lil Wayne will die in 2026 at the age of 44:

“Guns, drugs and a hot temper don’t mix. In order for Lil Wayne to increase his longevity, he needs to seriously concentrate on staying out of jail.”

These are the words from gerontologist and editor-in-chief of Age Venture News Dr. David J. Demko.  We hope Weezy makes it past the age of 44, he has a bright future ahead of him. No homo.

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Comments(72) on “Weezy’s Life Expectancy”

  1. Chick in Baltimore

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. gap & gucci

    i hate when they do that. it’s just wrong.

  3. Chick in Baltimore

    I know, i wonder how if he’s read that, but at least they’re giving him his 40’s…I woulda thought they would have given him in the next year or so, damn

  4. SIX Shooter (LIFTED)

    Stupid for someone to try and predict what only God knows. SMH.

  5. im so pretty

    damn,wayne whats with the picture face

  6. Chick in Baltimore

    I meant I wonder how he feels, if he read that, sorry…

  7. im so pretty

    everyone is playing GOD nowadays,so whats is gonna be britney spears life expectancy

  8. im so pretty

    what, not whats ,excuse me


  9. @ im so pretty

    actually, yesterday I read a piece of an article that was saying that *****ociated Press has already prepared an obituary; in the event of Britney Spears’ untimely death. Because of Spears’ obvious popularity, they would want to be the first to break the story. I don’t know if there was any truth to this or not.

    http://www.theblackactor.com


  10. LOL!! EVERY TIME I SEE THAT PIC…I THINK OF HIM DEVOURING A COYOTE IN THE WOODS…

  11. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    I think the Enquirer did something similar on Oprah. Anyhoo, lol at Bossip’s “no homo” comment. BTW, those neck tats are gross…ewwwww


  12. You would think they would do Winehouse before Spears but ok. And why is this guy soooo concerned with Weezy. Why didn’t he predict some of these other celebs who are so prominent in the news with their drug addictions??


  13. Add money (access to lots of excess) and promiscuity (HIV/AIDS risk increases) to that equation doc. They should use this as a Scared Straight tactic. Tell Amy Winehouse her expected life expectancy is 24.5 (a 2 or 3 months from now) and I’m sure she’d at least make a real effort to get it together.

  14. T-Real

    @ Six Shooter

    I agree with you!


  15. Damn, they can predict all that? by the way Bossip, please dont use that pic of him ANYMORE, he looks like a machita squirrel!

  16. gap & gucci

    @ pretty

    some magazine did britney and they said she’d died before she was 30, lindsday lohan before she’s 26

    it’s just a mean game, if you ask me

  17. Words of Wisdom

    all of you have good points…

    here we have Spears and Amy, and this ***** concentrating on Weezy


  18. @ Just Sit and Be Pretty

    I thought the “no homo” remark was odd.

    :)


  19. I think Serpico is going to shoot his next music video. Check him out at http://www.my*****e.com/serpicofilms

  20. gap & gucci

    that’s so random for them to focus on him when amy and brit are struting around hollyweird *****ed up as we speak

  21. im so pretty

    @ GAP&GUCCI and baby please,thanks for informing me about ms spears,my gosh that is scary for someone to predict that type of info.

  22. so damn cute

    he really looks like a dirty rodent…..

  23. Lauren

    What the hell was that NO HOMO about?

  24. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    slow news day

  25. I'm just me

    WHERE DO THEY GET THIS TYPE OF STUFF FROM??? ANYONE CAN GO AT ANYTIME…WHY IS THIS NEWS…

  26. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    HELLO OUT THERE!!!

    BOSSIP WORLD DO U HEAR ME

  27. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    *yawns*

  28. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    im tired

  29. toosexy

    I co-sign six shooters comment!

  30. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    dont mind me

    i talk to myself every now and then

    n*e* who, carry on

  31. MissDee

    just a little bit off the subject, o.k…. not a little, but more important than “Weezel”… if yall haven’t bought that new Raheem Devaughn yet, you should get it… it’s nice!

  32. Bones Jordan, Paige's man who no longer says ***** or any variation of....

    @ Sit and be Pretty, hey lady, like the pic on your gravatar. Not better than Paige’s I’m just sayin….. I think this is a very *****ed up *****ysis of this young man. Wayne act a ***** cuz he know it sell records and he prolly do REALLY have some issues but to predict a man’s death. That’s foul.

  33. MissDee

    lol@ Bones’ screen name… good for you! lol


  34. Sigh.. I guess theyre just trying to fill up the page w/ this article.. No one can predict ur life expectancy unless ur terminally ill or Brittany Winehouse..

  35. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Hey Bones, thanks. LOL @ your new screen name. :-)

    Lauren, awhile back, the “gossip blog revolutionaries” that have since jumped the fence and some regulars started posting “no homo” after every post they made…whether relevant or not. It was hilarious, so I guess that’s why Bossip posted that.

  36. gap & gucci

    lauren, i guess they couldn’t be hopeful of weezy’s career without seeming like a *****-rider. so it’s like, “i don’t love him or anything, but i’m kinda rootin for him” lol


  37. No man is the author and finisher of our fate…..

    GOD IS !

  38. luxy 314

    some so called psychic said that britney would commit suicide in 2008. smh

  39. BeeBee

    This is almost as bad as the *****oicated press having brits obituary on file “just in case” SMH


  40. That picture of Weezy makes me actually think the evolution theory maybe somewhat factual. However it is sick for someone to predict his death.

  41. imrightdammit

    I think it was more than just “predicting his death”. I think as a doctor, he was taking into account how certain habits statistically impact your life expectancy, like smoking, not wearing seat belts, gun use, unprotected sex, etc. BUT, I don’t see him gettin’ out of the 08. But that’s just me.

  42. bearmedia

    Bob Johnson hit Tracey or Eddie?

  43. Delta Diva

    @ Lauren

    And I think that Weezy used that disclaimer after a couple of his comments on men….No Homo.lol

  44. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    these young celebs dont realize their own mortality. just tues young actor brad renfro died at the age of 25 after years of partying hard, drinking too much and doing drugs.

    although i wouldnt print something like that (thinking of the family of these artists), i dont think its highly unlikely. the damage drugs, and a hard life reeks on ones body is mind blowing.

    and britney spears .. smh i hope she finds the mental peace she really needs. this girl is obviously in desperate need of pyschological care and she repeatedly refuses it. it might be horrible, but it is a horrible truth. im waiting to turn on the tv and see the coverage of britney spears death as well. at the level she’s at you either hit rock bottom and seek help or self destruct.

  45. gap & gucci

    i was gonna mention brad. i just didn’t think anyone else knew him.

    that was so sad.

  46. Delta Diva

    @ PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    I have to agree with you about Britney,even though people have made predictions about her, it’s her behavior that makes them think that and I wouldn’t be surprised if something did happen to her this year.


  47. Anybody over 10yrs old with Lil in thieir name is a joke.

  48. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    @ gap & gucci … girl! my heart dropped when i read that .. he was a very talented actor. i think my favorite movies of his were sleepers and bully.

    @ Delta … i look at her and all her crazy and i just have to smh and say a lil prayer for her every time i see her on tv .. its like you have 2 children. how can you not want to do better at least for them. but i think her problem is she hasnt realized she actually has a problem. she’s estranged from her mother because she said her mother forced her to go to rehab & she didnt need to. so in the face of all that denial her situation will probably just get worse


  49. A lil rat with bling…

    His new name is, “Lil Ratatouille’!

  50. O-K

    i agree with the others. only God would know that. for all we know Weezy probably live to be 100

  51. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    @ JUS SAYIN…

    lil rat with bling…

    His new name is, “Lil Ratatouille’!

    ****************************************************

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO FUNNY. thanks

  52. Tha F*** YALL Lookin' at??!!?!!

    You guys are so damn ig’nant! Blender magazine does a “deathclock” thing in every issue so it’s not like they’re pickin’ on Weezy exclusively. For all we know they coulda’ done Britney and Amy Whinehouse already. Don’t try to make into a race thing. Dumb*****es.

  53. YUP...its all there

    thats kinda morbid don’t ya think?how u gon predict someones death…thats bad journalist

  54. ???

    You guys are so damn ig’nant! Blender magazine does a “deathclock” thing in every issue so it’s not like they’re pickin’ on Weezy exclusively. For all we know they coulda’ done Britney and Amy Whinehouse already. Don’t try to make into a race thing. Dumb*****es.

    ^^^ It’s not a race issue. It’s the fact that their is a ‘deathlock’ in every issue of the mag in the 1st place. Anyone who attempts at predicting the age of someone’s death is sick, when they don’t have the power to do so.

  55. Nicci C.

    Lil’ Wayne is a *****roach with dreads. It doesn’t matter how much RAID the media sprays, that bug will find a hole to crawl out of … using his locks to creep back to the top.

  56. I'm just me

    WHO IS THE DUDE BEHIND WEEZY IN THE RED…HE IS LOOKING REAL GOOD!!


  57. I Tired of LIL’Wayne. He’s On Everybody’s beats…and does not discuss anything of importance…guns…money…’stunntin’…prostitues..pimpin…I’m tired of rapppers using this kind of content.

  58. jjones

    he had a good life

    “might go to heaven might go to hell just put me in woodgrain and rang the bell” Pimp-c

  59. rachel & lil sis

    The earlier the demise with all these rappers the better. They are killing children on the streets with thier message so I think it’s kinda fitting for them.

  60. KENNEDY

    THE DEVIL IS A LIAR. Y WOULD SOMEONE WRITE THIS FILTH.

  61. playlist

    dumbest ***** i ever heard

    no homo

  62. sydni

    wow…glad to see somebody besides God can tell u when ur time is up…SMH

  63. famou$ dude

    that is real ignorant.. what gives that b*tch demko the right to be predicting people’s life and when they gon’ die.. here’s one for you demko.. f’n homo you will die is 28 days..

  64. famou$ dude

    rachel go get a life.. rappers ain’t cause sh*t its you dumb azz parents who look to people on tv to raise your kids. if these kids had better parents maybe they azzez wouldn’t be living in a fantasy world and know truth from fiction.. rappers are entertainers, they tell a story you can’t believe everything you here.. smh @ this ignorant b*tch.. take that azz back to school.. the nerve of this brawd.. she has got to be kidding me


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  66. gina

    i dont know why they hatin on weezy f they probably will get murcked long before he do

  67. ELLE_CORLEONE

    can we get a time watch to show when this fool will start showing up to public events sober?


  68. YALL *****S HATIN ON DAT MAN, 4 WUT I DON’T GET IT I COULD SEE IF HE WASN’T THE BEST ARTIST ALIVE IN THE GAME TO THIS DATE, AND IF HE HASN’T BEEN BLESSING YOU WITH THE MIXTAPES OR JUST BEING ON EVERY HIT THAT’S OUT OR BOUT TOO, I JUST HOPE WHEN HE DROPS THE CARTER 3 THAT YALL GET A MOUTH FULL OF (BABY PLEASE SAY THE BABY IF YOU DON’T YA ***** WILL)


  69. first off- lil wayne is my hubbyyy(:

    and who is this d00d to say when someone is gonna die?? come on now.

    and im sick of people hatin on weezy, you know he tha best artist in tha gamee.. especially right now. you just madd cuz you aint got his paper and prolly never will. quit hatin and find another hobby or another person to hate on damn -

    get a lifeee!

  70. obie trice

    he ent gon die cuz real *****z dont they live 4ever.and idont know why people like to hit on him more especially now that he is the best in the game now.this is snitcthing and you better stop cuz its acrime

  71. Bridger

    xc4ehPrRE6HQV

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