Russell Simmons on Vacation, Relieving Kimora Stress

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News

Russell Simmons doing the mogul thing and getting a massage on the beach. “Yeah, I can’t wait until this massage is over Russell so I can tear you up”.

Russell: “Damn, what the f*ck am I going to do, I have to give Kimora more dough than I got for selling DefJam. That b*tch tore me a new hole: she got a fashion company, millions, cribs, fame; what the hell did I get?”

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