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LMAO

my man loves to bring out the vibrator on me…he loooves to make me feel good with it ! Im like just give me the D ! LOL

tht turns them on…to c u playn with urself

LMAO! I don’t use toys…lets just say my left-hand is….err…strong.

But only when I’m alone.

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Pop that coochie, Baby!!!

yes…lmao!!

Re…
Go with the right and meet a stranger…

Marquis…
Well damn!!

Hey me! That hat cracks me up…

Circa-81 that’s the deal right there, me and my man love to play with our toys, he can turn me out any day with our toys.

@ sooo

You better have a great rack!!

@Nikki Underwood

I tried with my right hand…I look more like I’m having epileptic seizures.

Now with my left-hand, I’m as smooth as Michael Phelps breath-stroke…

@Nikki Underwood

I tried with my right hand…I look more like I’m having epileptic seizures.

Now with my left-hand, I’m as smooth as Michael Phelps breast-stroke…

Did I say breath stroke earlier? LMAO!

@Sexual Chocolate

Feathers? I’m toooo sensitive. I might have fits of laughter, and when I start laughing, I can’t stop…

What i dont understand is this whole, i dont need toys cause i can do better,i really dont think its about doing better, its about doing, getting it done. and in the post its stated men brag about how long they can last, its true, a real good night last about 30 min the most, now add some toys in the relm, and ooh mamma, we could go all night, because its more going on then just sex, its more like festing in the whooha.

@Re

That is to funny!

Yeah I don’t think that the brothas need any help in that area. But white boys LOVE them!!

@ Re

LMAO! I don’t use toys…lets just say my left-hand is….err…strong.

But only when I’m alone.
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Don’t tell me you got a left forearm like Popeye!
Handle your business…

@ Circa

Already got that swing hanging in my closet.

…honestly, nothing can replace the warm flesh and broad shoulders of a man… toys are like appetizers…

WHAT THE HELL FOR!!!!! The real thing, THE RIGHT REAL THING, is sooooooooooooo good, and so right. Only if your man can’t please you do you need toys.

my d*ck is too big for toys and b*tches dont think it’s neccesary for them to have one when i m around. now for white boys y’all can use toys.LMAO

my ex was jealous of my toys! That insecure fool would actaully take my vibrators and hide them in his pants leg and take them to work so i wouldn’t use them. I hate him.

now the guy i’m dating buys them with me and for me..and uses them on me..i love it.

@ JB

Already got that swing hanging in my closet.
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I know that’s right, baby girl.

@sexaual chocolate

Oh, I can’t use a pigeon feather? *letting pigeon out of my pocket*

Damn. I’ll go spend some money…

@jb (side note, I’m proud of you and your class grade )

I must say, I like this thread.

@jb

I’ve been starved this week, since the crimson tide rolled in…you know…the velvet rain…

@ Re

You know I just got soem after a year so I was all over it and willing to do whatever to catch up for it.

Whoa!

@ JB

I still don’t see how you pulled that off. By the end of the first month I probably would’ve got arrested for indecent exposure on a b!tch.

….yeah they might poke it but they don’t know how it should be touched or tasted or embraced and pleasured.
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You ain’t neva lied

circa-81

@ JB

I still don’t see how you pulled that off. By the end of the first month I probably would’ve got arrested for indecent exposure on a b!tch.
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I was separated from my soon to be ex and I was trying to still be a good catholic wife. But after around 9 months of realizing that spots/stripes don’t change, it was like ok time to move on. BUt could find anyone worthy until I hooked back up with an ex. One of those he knows he can get it at anytime.

@sexaual chocolate
LOL @ me stepping my game up! Look, as any woman…and she’ll tell you she can probably make herself….you know….in 1 minute flat…with her hand…I know I can.

@rome
You’re insane! An ostrich? Random, but you ever see Kevin Hart’s stand-up? He made a joke about an Ostrich that had me falling off my sofa…

@jb
Well get what you need my lady! You’re a grown arse woman…take it if you have to.

MY G POINT was*

@ christie’s secrets

Are you serious about the G-spot ?

@ rome

Preach, preach!

@THE LADIES

What’s better?

A: Some really good head
B: Some really good pipe

Is it just me or does that look like Bill Belamy ?

Ladies usually learn alot about themselves when they own toys. Ladies, the bruthas need to learn from you.

@ Man

I will say the head, cause you are in control of him if you can get your hand mouth coordination together

Ladies, the bruthas need to learn from you.
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But some don’t want to be taught

@ Re: I bet you cry more than Day 26. Lol

@if i don’t come, you must leave…

You mean like a jack-hammer?

@ JB Cougarlicious Graduates in 2 days!!

Ladies, the bruthas need to learn from you.
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But some don’t want to be taught
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Raisin hand like lil school boy…

Oh…, Oh….

Ms. JB…

98.6? Yeah…that right yander sounds like it is so up my alley. Anyway…you just put things into perspective…you’re talking about a “wooooooo shit” moment. Ok…ok…i’ll be truthful about this. We hollar, cuss, and laugh to keep from crying. Sorry fellas…I know I just violated the man code…damn…i wish i wasn’t so damn sensitive/open at times.

Cougar Lesson for today for the men

If you want them to shake while you are licking the kitty try it this way.

Have he up on all fours like doggystyle.Or rather should I say booty up and stomach under a pillow. THis way the “monkey” is fully exposed. No mving “lips” out the way. Plus if you really want to get freaky… well let me stop right there.

BRB

@sexual,

thanks i would try!!

@ JB Cougarlicious Graduates in 2 days!!

Cougar Lesson for today for the men

If you want them to shake while you are licking the kitty try it this way.

Have he up on all fours like doggystyle.Or rather should I say booty up and stomach under a pillow. THis way the “monkey” is fully exposed. No mving “lips” out the way. Plus if you really want to get freaky… well let me stop right there.

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Takin notes….

Hey………. what’s da rest of it…

@ JB Cougarlicious

Its sounds like you were about to takes us on a drive down Hershey highway.

christie’s…you gotta find somebody you truly trust…and be 100% open. Walk around the house nakked bukked all day…don’t waer draws but 3 times a week…don’t wear a bra unless you have to…experiment…try everything at least once…get some reading material and diagrams/instructional manuals…some flicks are helpful, but most just encourage the “2 pump hump”. Once you know more about your body…smoke some good green sticky…and wallah…you too are part of the club!

@jb

Girl…I can’t give ya’ll too much info about myself…can’t let ya’ll have ALL my inner most secrets!

All I will say is this: The woman “on top” while he…you know…steams the carpet…best thing ever in life, next to honeybuns and carrot cake.

@ JB cougarlicious: Oh, damn that made me hot!!!

JB, you need to finish your lesson for the day, ma’am!

@rome

Well…SOMETIMES…you’re so in the moment you forget about all “icing” and continue the mouth to mouth action…

I think I had an addiction problem at one time….So I don’t use anymore…

@rome

Well…SOMETIMES…you’re so in the moment you forget about all “icing” and continue the mouth to mouth action…

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Icing is ok but fudge should only come on real cakes!! trust me a lil cunnelings LOL never hyrt nobody. sorry no html @ work.

@ JB Cougarlicious…

I invented dat technique!
Also I would use my thumbs to bring da cooch up at a higher angle thus helpin it spread ever so slightly… but that’s just me.

Bon Appetit!

@ missunderstood

that’s an addiction that is sanctioned by the almighty, it’s ok, hun. Please use again. LOL

Yall negros aint got no shame do you! LOL!!

***peeking in on the blogs***

Alright yall work that out on your own it’s not fun in here any more…….

no need for toys…if you need a toy-tell him what to do…similar to basic training…lol

@sexaual chocolate
Bahahaha!

*Serious face* We wouldn’t want to call your parents with that kind of news now…

Well, it takes the right kind of lady to balance it out right, along with tough thighs to keep good distance…

As a lady, recieving it from the…uhm…”rearage” is amazing. Fellas take note, “jb” was on to something earlier…that makes most women feel like jello afterwards…

She MIGHT even build a house for you after that.

HaHa…I don’t use toys too much but I find that most men like it when you bring them out. I can’t use the ones shaped like the anoatomy though…may as well get the real thing.

@ Re, quick change of subject. What did you think of Gambit in the ‘Wolverine’?

@LADIES

Ok… Hmmm…. If the dude brought in a fake cooch to the shenanigans, what would you say? (LOL)

@Man, I just don’t care™

LMAO!!!!!! That would be weird. I know it’s a double standard, but I don’t find the male body to be as sensitive as the woman…

there’s so much involved with a female organ that the toys allow for a woman to feel MULTIPLE sensations all at once. That way, the man can help her use the toys and still touch other parts of the woman.

..but for a man to have a fake cooch? That’s not going to do much more for him, I don’t think.

@Undacuvabrutha

Hmm…well, since it’s my favorite character, I didn’t mind his appearance, even though technically it had no relevance to the wolverine origins…but I think he was just fine His accent needed some fine tuning, but we’ll see later on.

@ re

@Man, I just don’t care™

LMAO!!!!!! That would be weird. I know it’s a double standard, but I don’t find the male body to be as sensitive as the woman…

there’s so much involved with a female organ that the toys allow for a woman to feel MULTIPLE sensations all at once. That way, the man can help her use the toys and still touch other parts of the woman.

..but for a man to have a fake cooch? That’s not going to do much more for him, I don’t think.

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Preach Girl!

@ Re

My mother is an OB GYN doctor, so when I were growing up anatomy books and vagina talk was the norm in my house. If I have a question I just ask my mother.
To make it worse I have five older sisters who always had friends at the house sleeping over. so this is why I feel so comfortable talking about the vagina.

So yeah my parents wont care either way.

@Man I Just Don’t Care

What would I say?! I don’t even know…the visual enough is scary.

I’m a weird girl, but not that weird. I’ll probably jump out of bed, point, and be like, “what the hell is that?!”

@RE
“What would I say?! I don’t even know…the visual enough is scary.

I’m a weird girl, but not that weird. I’ll probably jump out of bed, point, and be like, “what the hell is that?!”
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ROFLMAO.

**sigh**

I feel you tho.

Did I here da Bang Bus just pull up!

I know I got off on the wrong foot with a few of you but lets try this chatting thing again without all the emotional strain and daily drama feuds.

NO,NO,NO…next thing you know she trying work out on you. Then what do you do???

I got shotgun!!!!

ICE CREAM………………….

@Jb
Wow, I love the illustration. Like one of dem Zane novels or something

What are we talking about people?

anybody heard of geishia balls???? it said to stimulate the vaginal pleasure?? Have you already used it??

@ BG

Vee said I need to do a podcasts series

@PHILLY

We are talking about

Female toys
Male toys (fake coochie’s a “yes” or a “no?”)
Sexual techniques

You know, the usual type shit. LOL

@christie secret
african women do not talk like you. you are a disgrace to african women. please just claim you are french and not african again, thank you.

christie’s…sorry for taking so long…had to step away.

You have to deal with your past. Until you do…that man that hurt you…owns you. He is controlling multiple aspects of your life. Understand that every man will not have the same intentions as the animal that violated you. If you don’t realize this fact…you will never take down the wall that keeps you from getting close to men.

@ Jb
That’s a viable source of income…I vote yes

**Lurking**

007 – SALUTE

Pimpin-Salute!!!

Am I invisible now and shit?

lmao!! @ rump ranger

@christie’s secret
like i said before stick to being a french woman. wee wee.

lmao! ya’ll funny…

I’m sorry he said he liked when his girl strapped on.

Then she had me looking at fake puzzies, that you can stick to the shower wall…lol

@ dre, i am am african woman, deal with it! african women are not entitled to pleasure??? are you the kind of man that want women to get excision so they would not get any pleasure. I dont come from that kind of culture sorry…

lol @ Snoop

@ Man
“Girl that’s prolly how they stretch before the game”

@Man he liked receiving…

snoop bloggy blog ( a.k.a. Bank Sinatra)

Then she had me looking at fake puzzies, that you can stick to the shower wall…lol

I need me a cali girl for real!

@ Lauren

Men will nut so hard when you toss their salad. I guy I used to mess with back in the day was like hey what are you doing, next thing you know nut all over the place.

I was like my work is done here.

@CHRISTIE’S SECRET
african women do not say how many men they have slept with and blah blah blah. like i said you are french.

Next time order online. Boxes are never marked.
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truth..truth..truth and they normally send you samples of other stuff free

@ dre, its whatever, im african, i was raised in africa! its a blog, i can say anything i want, its ANONYMOUS! SO now, leave me alone and worry about your likes ( KIM K!)

@BE

Chocolate Goddess hello, and what pray tell are you wearing at work today?

truth..truth..truth and they normally send you samples of other stuff free
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you chocolate freak you…lol♥♥♥

@Snoop – Then she had me looking at fake puzzies, that you can stick to the shower wall…
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yeah, the good ones feel real on the inside.

yeah dre,

please, just move on, i had a sexual education! have you ever heard about bing bing in senegal??

Calling all imposters!! Calling all imposters!! Calling all imposters!! Calling all imposters!!

LMAO!!! @ MAN

Damn, in Africa they teach the ladies how to please the guys. That’s what i’m talking about.

“What do you like to do”

“Whatever you like”

“Bark like a dog”

Classic

@Pimp Abs – Chocolate Goddess hello, and what pray tell are you wearing at work today?

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red and white wrap dress – tan jacket – tan wedge sandals….

Hey BE

@JB

Real talk, we need some educated sistas on the front for sexual independence. I hope you do it.

@JB…

WOW!!!! LOL @ “my work is done here”

lol @ Undacuvabruva

@ Pimpin

Yep. Locked up now. Oh well and we used to get down something serious. He is a scorpio too.

@MIJDC…

Yup…He said he likes when his girl straps on its’the bomb…I said whateva floats ya boat.

@christie’s secret
keep disgracing urself and see what u have caused. undercuvabrotha now thinks otherwise about africans. keep up the god job french woman.

Hey Man! I’m sitting here laughing at these comments

BE

@Pimp Abs – Chocolate Goddess hello, and what pray tell are you wearing at work today?

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red and white wrap dress – tan jacket – tan wedge sandals….

Lawd if I were in your office bldg, I would definitely be in trouble for sexual harrasment girl!

Yup…He said he likes when his girl straps on its’ the bomb…I said whateva floats ya boat.
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That is SO gay!!!

@PHILLY
“Yup…He said he likes when his girl straps on its’ the bomb…I said whateva floats ya boat.”
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Ummm… who was this nucca???

For the ladies

Go ahead and let your man nut where he wants to. It washes off.

@ Pimpin
Not a damn thang! He will develop an “It aint gay if you don’t look back” complex and be so far down the “rainbow brick road” there will be no saving him

BE

@Pimp – well you know I’m HR right? all cases have to come through this office first!

Damn BE so I’d be fired fa sho, or would you blackmail me?

@ Pimpin
Not a damn thang! He will develop an “It aint gay if you don’t look back” complex and be so far down the “rainbow brick road” there will be no saving him

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@THE LADIES

What’s better?

A: Some really good head
B: Some really good pipe

@Man I Just Don’t Care
B

@ Lawdhavemercythisshitisreal

Lawd have mercy.

bg (If you let me….you won’t regret me)

@ Pimpin
Not a damn thang! He will develop an “It aint gay if you don’t look back” complex and be so far down the “rainbow brick road” there will be no saving him

“Off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of balls”

Ok, so I’ve been laying low for awhile, but I am not going to have people texting me several times a week to say people are trying to clown me on the internet.

Hey Mrs. Philly!!!

Pimp Abs – you will be so UNFIRED!! guaranteed job security…lol

Hey BG ♥♥♥♥

Hey Be!!!

That is SO gay!!!

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whoa! That sounds like a statement a gay man would make about another!

BE

Pimp Abs – you will be so UNFIRED!! guaranteed job security…lol

Well lovely, just for that I would be your part time shirtless office boy whenever work got slow for me!

CAT EYES

@THE LADIES

What’s better?

A: Some really good head
B: Some really good pipe

@Man I Just Don’t Care
B

good Pipe Good head is hard to find and i dont let any kat just drink from my nile ….

Nothing wrong with experimenting and trying different things.My man DEFINITELY holds it down but ain’t nothing wrong with a little extra spice in your life!!!

There are so many new posters on here!

@Z – hi (if that is really you)

@THE LADIES

What’s better?

A: Some really good head
B: Some really good pipe

That’s a difficult one to answer. Nothing beats the outer body experience from oral stimulation to me — the point of ecstasy when you feel your spirit pull away from your external covering and you lose all sense of time, space, and surroundings. The sounds emitted from your mouth are indecipherable as spasms overtake you. Once in a while, a lone tear may trickle down your cheek during the throes of pleasure.

@Damn

Everyone on here has lied about me from the jump so run with what you want too!

@BE
Hey! Im trying to be more chill this time around but they are testing me early.

@Sydney – That’s a difficult one to answer. Nothing beats the outer body experience from oral stimulation to me — the point of ecstasy when you feel your spirit pull away from your external covering and you lose all sense of time, space, and surroundings. The sounds emitted from your mouth are indecipherable as spasms overtake you. Once in a while, a lone tear may trickle down your cheek during the throes of pleasure.

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Hey Syd…but baby..why the book on pipe or orar? lol you serious about everything huh?

Sydney™

@THE LADIES

What’s better?

A: Some really good head
B: Some really good pipe

That’s a difficult one to answer. Nothing beats the outer body experience from oral stimulation to me — the point of ecstasy when you feel your spirit pull away from your external covering and you lose all sense of time, space, and surroundings. The sounds emitted from your mouth are indecipherable as spasms overtake you. Once in a while, a lone tear may trickle down your cheek during the throes of pleasure.

*Puts on reading glasses and blue blazer*
*Covers erection with news notes*

LMAO @ Damn

OMG SYDNEY!!!

@Be

“Hey Syd…but baby..why the book on pipe or orar? lol you serious about everything huh?”

LOL, just had a flashback. Sorry.

@ Circa-81
Good question my brother!!

as a matter of fact, ain’t nothing wrong with a lil’salad with my fish, if you get my drift.

LOL @ ZO!

I bet this will be the only thread that stays true to topic

@ sydney…..your sexual experience is like ecstasy…lol

Alright, lets take this up a notch…

So where are all the swingers on the board?? Don’t front… We grown!

@ Circa
Hell no its feels like the tip of a prison shank!!!

hey be

hey jb

Hey Ermy!!

Hey Sydney,

do you see what they have done to our beloved ‘Cosby Show’?

@Syd – LOL, just had a flashback. Sorry
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…please don’t tell me you dream in book format…I can’t take it…lol

Hey ERmy Erm – you ain’t neva lied…you know it will get like 31627469 posts too!

Hey Ermy!!

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Wuzzerp JB!!

Hey Ermy…

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what it do @ Man

Hey Ermy…

Hey Be…i know

Hey Loon

Boo you got to step your game up.

To everyone… Always remember what one won’t do someone else will.

@Just Sayin

Maintaining day to day trying to avoid drama. And yourself?

@ Just Sayin
Thanks for today’s negrow moment in time!!!!!!!!

Not to deflect from yall sexual escapades and what not, but….

does anyone know what i can use to clean my couch cushions? my friend’s baby daughter spit up on it yesterday and i cleaned it with a rag but i can still see the remnants of it.

@ bg (If you let me….you won’t regret me)

@ Just Sayin
Thanks for today’s negrow moment in time!!!!!!!!
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Your welcome…

LMAO

LOL@Undacuva

I know right…

@just saying

WTF?????LOL

@ ERMY
“That’s 25,000 alpaca you blot that shit”

@Marquis de Sade

Point well taken, what does your other personalities think of me? That was a rhetorical question by the way!

@BE
sorry about not being a puzzy eater. i guess different folks different strokes.

@ sydney….it sounded like a excerpt from a romance novel..lol

@jb
my girl has her ways of coming, and head is the least of her problem.LOL

@jb
LOL, and congrats on nearly reaching the touch.

Gaddamn, JB.

@ Be

just trying to help out the youngsters

@loon – sorry about not being a puzzy eater. i guess different folks different strokes.
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..don’t worry we will have turned out and freaky soooonn!!

ew snoop. the mental, the mental

Snoop

I wasn’t talking about red wings. I was just talking in general.

@ bg,

that’s what i’m saying. if a woman don’t want me to eat, its a wrap.

Circa

You just may be alright in my book

“the older women get the freakier they get so all those men who leave their wives for younger women…keep it moving because you done lost out..lol”
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WTF??

Um….. DISAGREE!!

Carry on.

@Glok9n

Thanks! This is an older pic but still one of my favs.

Loon – my girl has her ways of coming, and head is the least of her problem.LOL
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we know that is not the onliest way to cum…but it is enjoyable for the woman…trust

LOL@BE

@ jb….oh ok, i’ll lick that puzzy like a dog with no food left in his dish….lol

@ Undacuva
Whew…Ok we on the same page then, just can have my brothers out taste tasting just cuz “getting beat for head and shit”

hmm study tantra more appealing ..toys are just toys…

As DJ , cue whodini “freaks come out”

@Snoop – Whats good fam, glad to see Fisher rode bench and was able to take care of business at the Staples..

@ Circa 81

‘bowing down’

@ circa….naw homie, i thought that what jb was asking, is all

For some reason, the black men I’ve been intimate with won’t use any toys. They say it’s considered “gay” to use a toy…

@Snoop – Whats good fam, glad to see Fisher rode bench and was able to take care of business at the Staples
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@ txhustla…whaddup family, no doubt plus bynum trying to wake up…lol

@ TX

now don’t be coming in here talking sports. We talking sex.

Don’t come up trying to kiss me with dat “CUMEX” on your lips. I will politely turn the cheek on you and move away

FUK THE BULLSHIT, I WANNA HEAR SYD ON THIS ONE!

OKAY I’M BACK…

@ rome…ok, i’m go check it out

LMAO @ For Real Thou…

@ Syd

Cinamax after dark was the shit

@BG – Don’t come up trying to kiss me with dat “CUMEX” on your lips. I will politely turn the cheek on you and move away

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but that is your cum…..

Is there arguing underway in the champagne room?

@ Rome
Hell yeah! But I was so young when I saw it I never thought of it like that! She was no match no that I think aboutit

@JB
“That is the whole point of sex, who can win the game. You want to be that person that no matter what you can always call him or her up and know that they will drop whatever they are doing to get some from you.”
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Tru dat… tru dat.

The blame on airing out personal issues was placed upon me but really some of the others attacked me behind the scences and I was forced to air out my feelings over the internet.

The few people on here who really infested time to know me realize I am a loyal individual.

@ Snoop,

LOL!!

How thick is yours?

@ BG

Me too……that joint used to give me nightmares!

I think I pissed in the bed that night!!……Twice lol!

@ Man
LMAO @ walking around sniffin your top lip all day

i don’t get the love of toys .. if you have a lover, why aren’t you sexing two times a day? what’s wrong with you that you have to bring a foreign object into the mix? if they can’t satisfy you with their meaty organ then dump ‘em! i don’t get it, don’t like it – just make love at around 5am and 12midnight – will cure the need for any toys! trust

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i don’t get the love of toys .. if you have a lover, why aren’t you sexing two times a day? what’s wrong with you that you have to bring a foreign object into the mix? if they can’t satisfy you with their meaty organ then dump ‘em! i don’t get it, don’t like it – just make love at around 5am and 12midnight – will cure the need for any toys! trust
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Toys = self gratification at anytime.

I have a remote controlled one. That I will use while I am at work. I used to get on the phone and call the ex and let him know I had it on and woul dlet him listen to me getting off.

LOL @ Man

LOL @ Snoop

Gaddamn JB,

Virginia, right?

@ Sydney
Unlike a lot of people on here. I have nothing but time. Especially to hear about the time you got caught gagged and bound

@ Undacuva

Yep Va Beach

@ man, i Just dont care

yep….u read right
Never. Been. Touched

but yet i’m always touching up on being clued up if u get my drift…..why, u wanna send me that drink? Lmao

LMAO

Wow, Awww came out of the woodwork. . .

THIS IS THE NASTIEST GROUP OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ! I’VE HEARD ALL I CAN STAND…

I will say most guys are 6-7inches and it is more about the commitment to pleasing the woman than it is size.

@ ZO

Standing and applauding!!!!!!!!!

@ Man

I have a toy called the Scorpion

I done gave up that narcotic, are you new? This is them showing restraint.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

I done gave up that narcotic, are you new? This is them showing restraint.

Wait until Friday!!

@BRAND NEW BOO
“yep….u read right
Never. Been. Touched

but yet i’m always touching up on being clued up if u get my drift…..why, u wanna send me that drink? Lmao”
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Oh, I thought you might be thirsty is all. Now, tell me some of the things that you have discovered during this self exploration.

I may be able to assist on these expeditions…

LOL @ JB. Like Marquis said – ‘Freaky Friday.’ I think some of y’all get paid on that day too, judging from how y’all act.

@ Cat Eyes,

Damn, hubby got the goods that day huh?

Hey! Did someone call my name?

@ Just Saying – Why Teddy Pendergrass?

@ Man

I have a toy called the Scorpion

@JB
Some of my friends have mentioned it to me- is it better than the venus butterfly?

Hey-so this is where the party’s at huh?
@ JB-good lookin’out: just got your email.

@ Just sayin’
Those are some crazy facts

Is that the real Z?

VEEE!
HEY SUGAR PIE HONEY BUNCH!!

@ Glokn

Cleopatra-Isis, one in the same, homie.

@JB
Some of my friends have mentioned it to me- is it better than the venus butterfly?
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It is not for those who ae not risk takers. It covers all three if you get my drift

I have no problem with wifey bringing toys in the bedroom. As long as she doesn’t try to use them on me I’m good, lol…

No azz beads please!

Hey VEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

“Smallest erect: 1.75″ ”
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His most repeated phrase:

“Baby, I AM ON HARD!!!“

Hey Brooklyn –

Mrs. Philly – HI for 3rd time missy….

Hey VEE

@BE

I’ve been back for almost four months now. Its a long story, but I’m thankful to be back up top if you know what I mean.

I apologize BE!!

Hey mammaz!

@Z…

If it is you…where did you move to??

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

@ Just Saying – Why Teddy Pendergrass?
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Only because people say I look like him.

Well since Vee brought it up…

Women would you let you man use beads on you?

Negrodamus Believes his facts are the only truths.

1.Ladies warm up a banana and shove it in your butt, while giving me a foot-job.

2.Follow through like a jump-shot. Don’t stop till I’m weak in the knees. Don’t stop at the first sight of my jesus juice.

3.Don’t touch me afterwards.

@Marquis de Sade

If you were one person I would hold your remarks in higher regard.

UNDERCOVERBRUTHA !
UNLESS THEY WERE TRANNIES BACK THEN …DO YOUR RESEARCH ON EGYPTIAN HISTORY CUZ THOSE ARE FALSE HOODS YOU TELLING !…OSIRIS MARRIED HIS SISTER ISIS…AND THEY BOTH HAD A BROTHER NAMED “SET”

@ JB

I can see how it can cover two, but i’m lost on how it can cover all three, are we talking all at the same time?

Damn, VA Beach!

That’s not “Z” everyone.

CLEOPATRA WAS A GREEK WOMAN DRESSED IN EGPTIAN GARB!

@ Bossladee,

you may want to take a stroll back up and you will see exactly where this has lead.

“The age of consent in Japan is just 13.”

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Negrodamus Believes he just got a job teaching English.

@ JB-Oh sure–blame it on me
Hey (real) Glok9n-we r famous today. I see the imposters/haters are LUVn us up! lol
@ Mrs Philly, Be, Man, Z, Brooklyn, Just-Sayin, etc…”Whazzup”
Where’s Pimpin & BG with the final thoughts for the day??

It is not for those who ae not risk takers. It covers all three if you get my drift

*writing out toy store list

@awww

Hedo is off the hook… And if your woman is going to leave she’s going to leave anyway not because you let another man hit… If it pleases my woman im down!

@Man – how you know that is not Z – and where do they get all these pictures from?

@BE

What’s up girlie?

@ JB

I can see how it can cover two, but i’m lost on how it can cover all three, are we talking all at the same time?

Damn, VA Beach!

The front, the middlepart will enter the kitty and the tail is long enough to reach the back

@ Glokn

Osiris and Isis comes from ‘Greek Mythology’meaning not real, just stories. Unlike Cleopatra and Mark Anthony, the Roman general, second in command to Julius Ceasar, which is both Egyptian and Roman history (true facts). Cleopatra adopted the moniker ‘Isis’because of her larger than life status and her lover Mark Anthony adopted the moniker ‘Osiris’for obvious reasons.

Hey VEE!!!

1.Ladies warm up a banana and shove it in your butt, while giving me a foot-job

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Negrodamus Believes The warm banana in the butt, is the only banana pudding he’ll eat.

Now this nicca going to start this mess all over again! We not cool MAN so move on.

@ Circa

I know a little of what you speak of, i’m sure most of us do.

Besides you know I am happily committed now so let it go with the lies.

@Circa

I know I was with a few!! LOL

It’s more like you still calling and texting me. If that is what you call “still talking” then I’m sorry to lead you on.

UNDERCOVERBRUH, I THINK YOU GOT THAT AZZ BACKWARDS CUZO …..THE GREEKS INVADED EYGPT WAY AFTER THE REAL OSIRIS, AND ISIS WERE DECEASED! THUS WE GET THE GREEK GOD ZUES AND ALL THOSE FAKE GREEK GODS FROM!

LOL!! True true! It is what is pimp…

Good night All!!!

Fake Z didn’t answer my question

BG

Why I got to have the 30 inches.

Bye BE!!!

@BG – Why yall need all these toys I can see if you are alone, that’s a different story!
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to enhance the sexual experience – or

for the times when the d is not available (traveling, work etc)

@ The Ladies
Why yall need all these toys I can see if you are alone, that’s a different story!
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BG,

I gues I’m the only one here who doesn’t have a damn toy. *feels left out*

On the other hand….I haven’t felt the need for one.

@ Glokn,

Cleopatra was Egyptian, homie!

Hey, JB, when was the last time you went to confession?

@ JB
one inch for every year of vaginal inactivity!!! lol j/s =just serious

@ Be
The D is always available…. Women just too picky lol

Y’all are too much today!LOL

But it is always good hear brothas talking about wanting to please and sharing information. That’s beautiful!

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Hey, JB, when was the last time you went to confession?

I confess everytime I break out a toy, oh yes, oh yes that’s it

*good TO hear*

Sorry, typo!

@ Circa
Oh yeah I discovered a while back that freaks are shapeshifters. It’s the one’s you just don’t think

bg (If you let me….you won’t regret me)

@ JB
one inch for every year of vaginal inactivity!!! lol j/s =just serious

Hey that would be 30 years of no activity.

UNDERCOVER BRUH!
CHECK WIKIPEDIA SHE WAS A GREEK BYTCH HOMIE NOT AFRICAN !

@Lauren

Hey mama! You know everytime I share personal info it ends up used against me. Same area, with a different zip code baby.

“you ain’t lying fam…ever went to a bukakke party?”

I just learned this year what this means (never heard of the word before), and I was amazed. . .

Bukkake Party?

WTF is that? Not saying I never been to one probably just call it something else on this side.

@ Snoop what is a bukkake party?

Sydney, you never heard of ‘bukake’??? (That’s why I like you. Such a f@#king lady.)

i wish my man would use some on me! that would turn me on!

@ BG

You damn right they hide behind their Masters’Degree or Doctorate, their 6 figga a year job and their highly religious and established upbringing, but they the biggest most promiscuous freaks out here….and I luv it.

went down for a family reunion a few years back and we were just chillin’ on the beach. My big-mouth pops was there and this interracial couple strolled along right in our field of vision. The dude was straight up rasta and the woman was a big, ol,’ fat, white MAMPIE. My pops goes, “Is that a ‘Rent-a-Dread’?” His voice is heavy so it carries and the white woman heard him. Instantly, she was pushing the guy to walk a few paces ahead of her so it wouldn’t look like they were together. My pops is embarrassing, man.
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and those women pay big money to have that rent-a -dread pay them some atention!!LMAO God knows after seeing some of those women,they would definitely need a large wallet!!!

YOUR AFRICAN TRIBE SHOULD HUNT YOU AND KILL YOU, DRE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DESPERATE FAGGT STARVING FOR ATTENTION, YET YOU YELL AT @CHRISTIE SECRETS! YOU MAKE ME HATE AFRICANS MEN!!

@ Glok9n-LOLLLLLLL…yep without knowing each other it’s easy to tell the real from the fake.
@ BG-I think the NJ/East Coast contingent would represent well. We’re all actually close together if u think about it.
@Snoop-THAT’S what a bukkake party is?? That’s disturbing–and GROSS

@ Vee
That is true! I’ve never been to NY or NJ

EW @ Negrodamus…

For the fellas…have you all “done” a girl with one of your friends? If so…How did that affect you and your friends’relationship?? And you know what I mean.

@ JB, realizing we’re discussing ‘bukake,’maybe I could have phrased that differently. (…(something) gets thrown in your face…)

Snoop

Have you been involved in a bukkake party?

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP: sad but true.
@ JB-I’m going to email u tonite.
Woo Hoo-its almost 5 o’clock (hollering like Fred Flinstone, going to start the car with my feet lol!)
G’Nite All…

WHAT ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT? *PEEPS IN*

THE OTHER DAY I ROUNDED UP 10 NEIGHBOR DOGS AND WE HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY! THEN WE TOOK TURNS LICKING EACH OTHERS BALLS!

“For the fellas…have you all “done” a girl with one of your friends? If so…How did that affect you and your friends’ relationship?? And you know what I mean.”

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Negrodamus believes it becomes a bonding experience. I know where my best friends have birth marks lol.

Two girls one cup is disgusting!!!!!!!!!

Snoop

there is a high speed chase going on in LA on Cnn live

@Snoop…

You didn’t feel no type of way seeing your friends’“man hood” ???

LOL @ bg. Maybe you can tell her what it is. I’m having second thoughts about going there.

@ Carla,

I got first scene.

@Ms. Philly

Negrodamus believes the only tragedy is the men who will eventually marry these females.

Note to men: I wouldn’t mess with any females from Richmond to Ohio. lol

@ undacova…really though

@circa-81

“I’m advocate for embracing the edgy things in life. I love being a bad boy.”

LOL, um, I think that’s abundantly clear. No restraint with you whatsoever.

Hey Lady Architect ……

Ya’girl say she feel free/
when she around me…. Jay Z

@ Sydney
‘…one man vomited in a trash can…’ HAHAHAHA!

Hey, I caught a glimpse of Maya Rudolph from ‘Saturday Night Live’on Letterman last night. Did you know she was Minnie Ripperton’s daughter?

“@Snoop…

You didn’t feel no type of way seeing your friends’ “man hood” ???”

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I’ll answer this lol.

Negrodamus Believes when its your turn to “bat”, you get that Biker’s Boy Tunnel Vision. Everything else doesn’t matter.

You didn’t feel no type of way seeing your friends’ “man hood” ???
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naw, because i don’t have a gay bone in my body

Mrs. Philly is back on tha grind!

@Snoop…

You didn’t feel no type of way seeing your friends’ “man hood” ???

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IN OTHER WORDS, ARE YOU GAY?

Negrodamus Believes when its your turn to “bat”, you get that Biker’s Boy Tunnel Vision. Everything else doesn’t matter.
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LMAO!!! i’m concentrating on puzzy and mouth….period

Negrodamus Believe one incident involved a friend looking for his socks, another smokin a blount and the other twistin his dreads. I couldn’t control my laughter and it completely ruined my groove up lol.

@Awww

“Hey, I caught a glimpse of Maya Rudolph from ‘Saturday Night Live’ on Letterman last night. Did you know she was Minnie Ripperton’s daughter?”

Yeah, you didn’t know that? I’ve known that for a while. I think I saw an interview in which she talked about her mom. I don’t know anything about her dad, though. She’s biracial, right?

@ glok….i know cuzzo

Negrodamus Believes these women are our nurses and our teachers, smh!

Like I said from Richmond to Ohio, stay away my fellow soldiers!

@ Negrodemus Believes
Note to men: I wouldn’t mess with any females from Richmond to Ohio. lol
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ROFLMAO

LOL WOW THE IMPOSTERS WASTE NO TIME…

Man, I Just Don’t Care, were you one of them Petty Officers down there in Great Lakes making my life hell back in bootcamp a few years back?

run “tag-team cage match trains” on hoes back in high school
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OH WOW @ BG…

I GUESS WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT, WE CHECK EACH OTHER OUT.

Yeah, Syd. I didn’t know. She was saying how ‘Lovin’You’was actually a lullaby her moms used to sing to her as a baby before she recorded it. She’s biracial. I’m a ‘johnny-come-lately’but I was impressed with her history.

never read an entire thread. thanks

@circa 81

WAAAAAAAAAIT A MINUTE…When the strippers start doing what? What do the men do???

LMAO!!!@ THE FAKE GLOK

Nothing MRS.

Nothing.

@PHILLY
“OH WOW @ BG…

I GUESS WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT, WE CHECK EACH OTHER OUT.”
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Yall be tryin to “measure” yourselves agaisnt them or you kinda turned on…. or both?

OK I am out yall

@ Circa…

Oh its like that?? LOL.. cool I can respect that.

@MIJDC…

Both.

Yall got any help to cure mama’s bubble guts?

…’bake some cookies’?… WTF?

@ Mrs. Philly

I love when women check other women out. I just wish they would go the extra mile.

LMAO FAKE GLOK…ARE YOU MAD CAUSE NONE OF THE GUYS ARE TALKING TO YOU OR MAYBE YOU ARE MAD THAT I DON’T EMAIL YOU…

Hey guys

LOLOL I KNEW SHE WOULD SHOW HERSELF AGAIN….PEOPLE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM AND NO JOB….HILARIOUS

lady a im impostering your moms men im jealous you dont email me… im a pure african faggt ..give me some love plz lllllllloooooooooollllll!

LOL @ Circa-81

@ Undacuvabruva…

I think most women think other womena re attractive..I wish I could go the extra mile sometimes but I am a punk…hubby would probably love it.

@ MIJDC…

I have never hid the fact that I am attracted to women I just know that could never “date” one thats just weird to me…IMHO

Baby we gonna be alright.

Hey Terry, why you callin yoself Capo now?

Hey Terry, why you callin yoself Capo now?

Lol oh did I do that

Mama had 36 inches for lunch.

noooooo im jealous nobody talks to me but capo …im a lonely b8tch, no puss*, no money but i got my alto ego loon …im loon asshoples !

That didnt sound right baby, I meant to say three Subway $5 Footlongs with a cup of lemon water.

Ooooooooooooooo….She is attracted to women. So hooked up with a chick before, Mrs. Philly?

Ooooooooooooooo….She is attracted to women. So you ever hooked up with a chick before, Mrs. Philly?

Circa…naw I’ve never done that but I would like to…and that sounds like a good idea…hopefully he won’t freak out if I ever did it.

Yall young fellas dont know but my baby (Lady A) about the same size as me. That why she take all them photos using the mirror baby.

Terry can you get 2 dozen eggs,3 gallons of milk, and 2 lbs of bacon on your way home baby?

@circa-81

Just out of curiosity, are you a father to a boy or a girl? And when they are of age, have you thought about what you will teach them about relationships?

Terry can you get 2 dozen eggs,3 gallons of milk, and 2 lbs of bacon on your way home baby?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Negrodamus Believes we should continue on the topic of Gangbang

Circa…

Hmmmmm I see….LOL….Well when I try it, you will be the first 2 know, that is if you tell me what goes on while strippers are in the room?! LOL

@PHILLY
“Circa…naw I’ve never done that but I would like to…and that sounds like a good idea…hopefully he won’t freak out if I ever did it.”
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Would you go down on the lady tho? You can’t half step. You gotta go hard, so would go down on the lady?

@Mrs. Philly is back on the grind

Baby is your call center hiring, mama need more work.

DONT HATE ME BECAUSE YOU CANT GET LIKE ME! MMKAY

@MIJDC…

Yes.

Good night people!

IT IS HYPOCRITES LIKE YOU THAT AMUSE ME. YOU ACCUSE PEOPLE OF BEING COWARDICE AND AFRAID TO USE THEIR OWN NAME, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW…COWARD? IS YOUR REAL NAME IMPOSTER?

All of you are lame and when I win the next season of American Idol I will shout you out while doing interviews on CNN!!!!!!!!!!

@Sydney & Circa…

Did I miss something between you two??

Mama out of here until the mornin baby. Terry I will have my leopard nightgown on when you get here.

@Lauren

LOL, no, girl. Circa-81 just tries to dole out advice on relationships and all, and I just have a better view of his background. He likes to “break down” (his words) women and all. Very nice fellow.

OK, enough craziness for one day. I’m out. Have a good night, all!

Im late…what does 98.6 mean?

The question mark they put on the vibrator makes it look like a bluetooth earpiece. Some idiot would wear it

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! I dont speak in fag tongues!!!
LOL, can you get of my d*ck pls and stop mentioning my name. goonfella.

@ Negrodamus believes

Negrodamus Believes we should continue on the topic of Gangbang
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I just read this and fell out laughing on the train, people are looking at me as if I have lost my mind.

What is 98.6 that people are talking about?

That’s a wrap folks………see ya again tomorrow!

Hmm, my husband doesn’t mind if I pull the vibrator out and use it. We like to have fun and explore different things, within the boundaries of our marriage, which is sacred.
I don’t see the problem with bringing in handcuffs, toys, etc. if you and your partner are comfortable with it.
But finding a partner that’s comfortable with it could be difficult, but IDK

fellas you better use it on her before she does or another dude does it…or another chick

@ Rome…call me!!

@ Marquis de Sade….you need a Barbie to go with that Ken?

@ Undercuvabrotha…Cougars? What? You’ing know? Bizness taken care of, efficiently and effectively, lights out..and stop shaking, you gone wake the neighbors.

And, last but not least, @ R.O., ….YOU very well may be the reason we NEED toys. DAYUM!

FOR WHAT? WHY WOULD SHE NEED TOYS,WHEN I GOT SEVERAL DIFFERENT TOOLS IN MY ARSENAL.BWAAAAAAH!!

IF A MAN CANT SATISFY YOU WITH HIS NATURAL GOD GIVEN WEAPONS………..HE’S BORING OR HE’S NOT SATISFYING YOU N-E MORE……..ITS LIKE SEXUAL STEROIDS.

That’s why I date only white guys..

¡Tengo un pene gordo grande con el cual una mujer pueda experimentar!

Bringing toys in by any means say that your man can’t lay down the pipe. I can’t speak for others but incorporating toys took it to another level. That I’m spoiled for life. If I was to become single again the next guy will have to BRING IT!!!!!

Toyz! Just don’t try to stick them in meeeee!!!! But with them you can fill all three of her holes SAFELY!! Pero un pene grande, negro, largo, duro ayudará!

@HANNIBAL YOUR SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T PUT IT DOWN ALL DAY EVERY DAY. DEEP DOWN YOU PROBABLY FANTASIZE ABOUT BEING ON THE DOWN LOW. ONLY AN INSECURE MAN WOULD SAY THE DUMB SH*T YOU JUST SPIT OUT. FIRST OFF MY MAN DOES NOT HAVE THE TOYS “I DO” FOR ME, THAT’S OUR THING USE THEM PERIODICALLY AND IT WORKS FOR US. STILL GOING STRONG 13+ YEARS THAT ALL I’M SAYING.

HE WAS BROUGHT UP BY A STRONG BLACK WOMAN AND STRONG BLACK MAN AND WOULD NEVER SAY SH*T YOU SAID ABOUT A BLACK WOMAN. ORIGIN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. ITS HOW YOUR RAISED WHETHER YOUR FROM THE MOTHERLAND OR THE STATES. I RESPECT ALL BLACK PEOPLE THAT RESPECT THEMSELVES. DAMN CAN’T WE AGREE TO DISAGREE AND STOP TEARING EACH OTHER APART.

I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YA HANNIBALS PIMP. ENOUGH SAID

some dirty hoes on here, or turned out ones by wrong dudes. yuk

just the thought ofva man getting plunged makes me throw up in my mouth….it’s just wrong i say….wrong!