Random Ridiculousness

Posted on January 28th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Diddy, News, Random Ridiculousness, Where is Kim Porter???

Posted by Bossip Staff

Diddy Naked

Artist Birgitte V. Philippides did a painting some years back of Mr. Sean John, and for some reason it’s popping up again. Here is her explanation of why she chose to do the portrait:

“I showed him naked and that’s basically the core of who he is. People may or may not like him, but he’s a smart motherfu*ker. He was very excited about the painting. He’s been very supportive for what I’ve seen to the gay community. He’s been supportive of GLAAD, even though he comes from one world; he floats into many different worlds.”

“I choose to put his genitals in this piece because whether he has a big di*k or not—for someone that has that much power, money and confidence, he’s got to have a big di*k! Like, if I did a portrait of Donald Trump I would portray him with a big di*k—it’s part of the character!”

SMH at the blonde hair in the background that says “Ma”. Where’s Kim Porter?

View the other pic under the hood…

Diddy Naked 2

He wish this thang was that big.

  • MSABOGADA

    im confused…and i think im ok with that

  • http://yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    Wow and WTF at the same damn time!

  • AngelycAries

    Um, ok. Not something I would keep in my house…

  • http://myspace.com/keifk Keif K

    This sh*t gay as hell

    myspace.com/keifk

  • Amy

    Besides the large member, this is not a flattering picture.

  • Harlem Chic

    Diddy is an enterpriser that’s for sure. He works hard and is passionate about business. He’s definitely not perfect; the City College incident, Shine the Rapper, Big, Total, 112, Craig Mac, and all the other artists he basically shat on and used and to not add insult to injury that entire Kim porter mess. At the end of the day…Diddy will be honored when he’s 80 because in America all the matters is being a successful capitalist. It’s what goes down in the history books. Sad but true.

  • DROCK

    THAT BLONDE HAIR COULD REPRESENT HIS 1ST BABY MAMA. MISCHA??

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    AWW DROCK THE BABY GETS BIGGER…I CANT WAIT FOR COLLEGE PICKS…LOL

  • ME

    Karrine Steffans sais his penis is average…if not small..so this is funny..But he is a smart man..He’s obnoxious and irritating..but smart at what he does..

  • BAP Barbie

    I have to admit it ,she’s right!!! He’s a smart MF!!!

  • SIX Shooter (GET MONEY)

    The picture sucks. She can potray him however she chooses, it’s just not a good painting to me. Looks like a 5th grader did it.

  • Sheena Vera-Cruz

    looks like something a kid in special ed did…

    SMH

  • karma

    Is this a ploy to try and make people watch that stupid making the band.. I say in order to rob people the way he does you do need to have big balls.

  • Suzie

    There is nothing artistic, cute, creative, likable,, etc, etc,, etc,, about his pic, and I am gay as all out doors.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    LOL@KZZ I LOVE BABIES

    PDIDDY TOO LOL

  • Black to tha Bone

    He is the diddy and blondie is the ma. That is dead on because Diddy deserves that profile. He is ambitious go getter brotha that has ascended to the point of having the white girl game on lockdown.

  • DROCK

    F.A.W. IM RAISING SOME “MOREHOUSE MEN”!!! OK, MAYBE “OHIO STATE” MEN DEPEDING ON THE FUNDS :)

    WHAT UP KZZZZZZZZZ!!!

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    hey ppls……and drock that baby is sooooooooooooooo cute, if i was like insane i’d think bout making another one……lol hey six shooter and wizzo and anybody else i know……

  • Mo’Ree

    Wow…um…

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    drock=jrock, why you change, lol…….

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    what is up with all this cute kids…….cage got a cutie too, is this cute kids day?????

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    how imma fa’get to shout out my nemesis KZZ what up girlie lmao

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    oh, and eff that damn painting……

  • idontknow
  • Mr. Look Good In Anything

    Man, what the hell? This picture looks like one of those old “Sambo” pictures…smh. The blonde hair is a trip, though…

  • Mr. Look Good In Anything

    and good morning, everybody.

  • Cyrious

    This FAKE JEAN PAUL BASQIAT picture. Get some originality ….

  • kiki

    next!

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    no comment

  • I’m All That!

    I.m sorry but she’s right about his accomplishments but not about his size I don’t think he’s packing like that he’s a little guy! but who knows everybody wants some of that women and men! LOL!

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    ummm KZZ ask bmama bout my new name….lol Mr. LG what it do, what happened to ya name remember you changed it fa me……lol and ya kids is toooooo cute jrock…….and yeah that gravee came from 504 crazee ass she sent me a whole bunch of cat pics to choose from that’s my dawg…..lol

  • I’m All That!

    oh yeah everybody’s got some of that women and MEN! LOL!

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    Sup Chrissy formerly MTW!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    MTW AKA CHRISSY

    YOUS A BLOND BIMBO NOW???

    LOL

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    BLONDE..OOPS

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    MTW AKA CHRISSY

    YOUS A BLOND BIMBO NOW???

    LOL

    ^^^^^^lmao i been a blonde bimbo, where you been????? hey bankable what’s good…..

  • http://yourimaginaryfriend.org Buddha Sureshot

    Shot tried to draw his own artistic masterpiece of Chrissy Snow’s ass but Shot run out of Dominican Brown and Hispanic Mocha. Have to finish big booty portait in silver glitter pen. Shot mama say Shot gonna be famous!

  • Lauren

    Morning all….GREAT PAINTING, LOVES IT!

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Wow, looks like something a grade schooler would paint…rather elementary…

  • Soul Cry

    …my 4 year old niece could have done better…

  • http://livesteez.com/profile/mrlookgoodinanything Mr. Look Good In Anything

    What’s good, Chrissy? I had to change it back; I was getting questions about it and got tired of explaining…lol.

    @ Lauren:

    Hey, boo boo

  • http://www.myspace.com/150821702 Bankable P

    not much going on here Chrissy/MTW, just dealing with incompetenance. The 2008 class of college kids are so laazzzyyy, they keep calling my phone asking where a class is located – well if you look at your class schedule if will give you the room number.

  • Lauren

    @ Mr. Look, hey babe! Did u enjoy the cheesesteak?

  • http://livesteez.com/profile/mrlookgoodinanything Mr. Look Good In Anything

    I did; how did the weather end up?

  • Lauren

    There was NO SNOW AT ALL, A big tease it was. How about down in the dirty dirty?

  • aerin

    @ CYRIOUS…This FAKE JEAN PAUL BASQIAT picture. Get some originality ….

    damn, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

  • http://livesteez.com/profile/mrlookgoodinanything Mr. Look Good In Anything

    Lol @ “a big tease.” Man, I went home (Memphis) this weekend, and the weather was horrid! There was sleet that was freezing on my windshield. It took me 6 hours to make a 3 1/2 hour drive…I got there, though.

  • www.myspace.com/omarhudsonmusic

    hey … she told me she drew that pic of me…that lying b#&@h.

  • Brightchick

    That is hideous! I would be insulted if I were Diddy.

  • chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    Shot tried to draw his own artistic masterpiece of Chrissy Snow’s ass but Shot run out of Dominican Brown and Hispanic Mocha. Have to finish big booty portait in silver glitter pen. Shot mama say Shot gonna be famous!

    ^^^^^^^ lol i swear shot is a damn fool, but i love it……

  • http://livesteez.com/profile/mrlookgoodinanything Mr. Look Good In Anything

    @ Chrissy:

    Is all this talk about your ass just hype, or you working with something for real?

  • Jaznine

    That “artist” can’t draw worth a damn.

  • http://livesteez.com/profile/mrlookgoodinanything Mr. Look Good In Anything

    Ah, I see…lol. Well, if your hubby loves it, it’s all good!

  • PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    i especially love the way she incorporated every single racist sterotype held about black people .. the big pink lips, huge ears and a huge d!ck

  • Lana

    silly rabbit just wants attention

  • Tevin Campbell

    ooh my lawdy.

    the drawing is crappy but i see where she was going with this…mmm…hmm

  • http://www.freewebs.com/ Andrea_Teria

    You no what this is twisted and freaky For a man to be drawing shiiit like this loving off a next man like this tut tut the worlds coming to an end Geeeeez looks like a bad drawing that anyone in there right mind could do.

  • gap & gucci

    i dont get it

  • smh

    i think the “ma” probably refers to his actual mother. they’re always together and she wears blond wigs/weave like it’s her job.

  • Vito

    Good likeness!

  • Chillin @ Work

    lmao

  • http://www.myspace.com/pazjon1 Hey Hey

    wow

    lol

  • Ummm….

    There’s is something creepy about the fact that his erection is pointing at his “mother” in the portrait.

  • Cage

    Lol @ his tool pointing at his mother… @ Chrissy Snow: Thanks that was sweet of you…

  • VOTE OBAMA

    WELL I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS….ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE IS MISTER “VOTE OR DIE” AT RIGHT NOW…HHHHMMMM KINDA QUIET RIGHT! HE’S JUST LIKE BOB JOHNSON AND MAGIC HIV JOHNSON AND SELL OUT! I WONT BE SUPPORTING ANYTHING HE DOES EVER, HE’S A LOSER!

  • memchee

    elementary and fubu at the same time

  • kiks

    why does his penis point in the direction of his mother? There was a ton of space on the other side.

  • And…..

    IQ=172? RMAO!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/ Andrea_Teria

    looooool@penis pointing to the left I didn’t want to mention that myself..

  • yes

    ma is obviously his mama!!

  • Sa

    @ Mr. Look Good. You are FINE.

  • Lik_Wid_Cherry

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..*falls on the floor* HAHAHAHA. All that’s missing is his ‘dolphin teeth’!!! HAHAHAHA

  • http://www.myspace.com/getNgrown The UmF

    Very Random, and messy, Diddy is smart, and when you have hungry desparate people in the same room with him it makes him richer. Bless those poor robbed souls that he has right now. But sadly I really don’t share much pitty for them considering they all saw the seasons of his showS and we are all still wondering what the hell happend to Carl Thomas, 112, TOTAL, etc etc, and why Mary left his ass high and dry not 1ce but 2ice.. CAN YOU PEOPLE GET A CLUE!!!!!! HE’S ROYALLY FU#K’N U WITH THAT FICTICOUS DICK!!!! There are thousands of other record companies that can do a hell of a lot better and by far can support and showcase your talents tastefully…

    Gah, really, if I were a starving artist I would still not go to Diddy, his resume with clients is null and void… And if he isn’t carful, his clothing line may take a hit too… (That is, I like his cloths).

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