Monday, January 28th, 2008

Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

Diddy Naked

Artist Birgitte V. Philippides did a painting some years back of Mr. Sean John, and for some reason it’s popping up again. Here is her explanation of why she chose to do the portrait:

“I showed him naked and that’s basically the core of who he is. People may or may not like him, but he’s a smart motherfu*ker. He was very excited about the painting. He’s been very supportive for what I’ve seen to the gay community. He’s been supportive of GLAAD, even though he comes from one world; he floats into many different worlds.”

“I choose to put his genitals in this piece because whether he has a big di*k or not—for someone that has that much power, money and confidence, he’s got to have a big di*k! Like, if I did a portrait of Donald Trump I would portray him with a big di*k—it’s part of the character!”

SMH at the blonde hair in the background that says “Ma”. Where’s Kim Porter?

View the other pic under the hood…

Diddy Naked 2

He wish this thang was that big.

Comments(91) on “Random Ridiculousness”

  1. MSABOGADA

    im confused…and i think im ok with that


  2. Wow and WTF at the same damn time!

  3. AngelycAries

    Um, ok. Not something I would keep in my house…


  4. This sh*t gay as hell

    my*****e.com/keifk

  5. Amy

    Besides the large member, this is not a flattering picture.

  6. mzc2u

    That some fubu *****, Its ugly as hell! The only thing he was impressed with was the *****!! LMAO at the blond hair representing his moma!!


  7. THATS IS SOME OF THE STOOPIDEST ***** I SAW AND READ….VERY SEAN J…LOL

  8. Harlem Chic

    Diddy is an enterpriser that’s for sure. He works hard and is p*****ionate about business. He’s definitely not perfect; the City College incident, Shine the Rapper, Big, Total, 112, Craig Mac, and all the other artists he basically shat on and used and to not add insult to injury that entire Kim porter mess. At the end of the day…Diddy will be honored when he’s 80 because in America all the matters is being a successful capitalist. It’s what goes down in the history books. Sad but true.

  9. DROCK

    THAT BLONDE HAIR COULD REPRESENT HIS 1ST BABY MAMA. MISCHA??

  10. backyard

    As the title says Random ridiculousness. this ***** doesn’t make any damn sense


  11. AWW DROCK THE BABY GETS BIGGER…I CANT WAIT FOR COLLEGE PICKS…LOL

  12. ME

    Karrine Steffans sais his ***** is average…if not small..so this is funny..But he is a smart man..He’s obnoxious and irritating..but smart at what he does..

  13. BAP Barbie

    I have to admit it ,she’s right!!! He’s a smart MF!!!

  14. SIX Shooter (GET MONEY)

    The picture sucks. She can potray him however she chooses, it’s just not a good painting to me. Looks like a 5th grader did it.

  15. Sheena Vera-Cruz

    looks like something a kid in special ed did…

    SMH

  16. karma

    Is this a ploy to try and make people watch that stupid making the band.. I say in order to rob people the way he does you do need to have big *****.


  17. @DROCK ….CUTE BABY! AWWWWWWW!….

    @FAW!…YOU KNOW I SECOND THAT *****…WTF?

  18. Suzie

    There is nothing artistic, cute, creative, likable,, etc, etc,, etc,, about his pic, and I am gay as all out doors.


  19. LOL@KZZ I LOVE BABIES

    PDIDDY TOO LOL

  20. Black to tha Bone

    He is the diddy and blondie is the ma. That is dead on because Diddy deserves that profile. He is ambitious go getter brotha that has ascended to the point of having the white girl game on lockdown.

  21. JillyBean819

    “People may or may not like him, but he’s a smart motherfu*ker.”

    What an intelligent statement.

    Btw, this picture looks retarded as *****. I could paint better looking ***** with my feet.

  22. DROCK

    F.A.W. IM RAISING SOME “MOREHOUSE MEN”!!! OK, MAYBE “OHIO STATE” MEN DEPEDING ON THE FUNDS :)

    WHAT UP KZZZZZZZZZ!!!

  23. JROCK (Formerly Known As DROCK)

    this picture looks retarded as *****. I could paint better looking ***** with my feet….

    I DON’T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ART, SO I DIDN’T WANNA COMMENT…(but u speakith the truthith)

  24. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    hey ppls……and drock that baby is sooooooooooooooo cute, if i was like insane i’d think bout making another one……lol hey six shooter and wizzo and anybody else i know……

  25. Cage

    Lol @ his mom lookin like a cartoon hoodrat… Ya’ll kill me with this *****….

  26. Mo'Ree

    Wow…um…

  27. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    drock=jrock, why you change, lol…….

  28. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    what is up with all this cute kids…….cage got a cutie too, is this cute kids day?????

  29. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    how imma fa’get to shout out my nemesis KZZ what up girlie lmao

  30. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    oh, and eff that damn painting……

  31. JROCK (Formerly Known As DROCK)

    HOW U MS. SNOW!!!! THIS IS MY OTHER SON JACK JACK, DROCK LIL BRO…AWWW, THAT KITTY CAT SO CUTE (don’t tell 504)AND PERTY..JUST MAKES ME FEEL ALL GOOD INSIDE, MAKES ME WANNA SAY NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS ALL DAY….(until bossip post some effed up pic. of remy ma…then it’s onnnnn!!)

  32. idontknow

    lol its madness

    http://www.theflyest.wordpress.com/

  33. Mr. Look Good In Anything

    Man, what the hell? This picture looks like one of those old “Sambo” pictures…smh. The blonde hair is a trip, though…

  34. Mr. Look Good In Anything

    and good morning, everybody.


  35. @WAZ GOOY DROCK?…..

    @CHRISSY..WONDERING WHERE DA HELL YOU WAZ AT….THAT NAME IS KILLING ME…CHRISSY SNOW..WTF? LUV IT….


  36. @DROCK..I MEAN WAZ GOODY?


  37. @FAW….YEAH I LOVE BREAD TOO……

  38. Cyrious

    This FAKE JEAN PAUL BASQIAT picture. Get some originality ….

  39. kiki

    next!


  40. no comment

  41. I'm All That!

    I.m sorry but she’s right about his accomplishments but not about his size I don’t think he’s packing like that he’s a little guy! but who knows everybody wants some of that women and men! LOL!

  42. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    ummm KZZ ask bmama bout my new name….lol Mr. LG what it do, what happened to ya name remember you changed it fa me……lol and ya kids is toooooo cute jrock…….and yeah that gravee came from 504 crazee ***** she sent me a whole bunch of cat pics to choose from that’s my dawg…..lol

  43. I'm All That!

    oh yeah everybody’s got some of that women and MEN! LOL!


  44. Sup Chrissy formerly MTW!


  45. MTW AKA CHRISSY

    YOUS A BLOND BIMBO NOW???

    LOL


  46. BLONDE..OOPS

  47. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    MTW AKA CHRISSY

    YOUS A BLOND BIMBO NOW???

    LOL

    ^^^^^^lmao i been a blonde bimbo, where you been????? hey bankable what’s good…..


  48. Shot tried to draw his own artistic masterpiece of Chrissy Snow’s ***** but Shot run out of Dominican Brown and Hispanic Mocha. Have to finish big booty portait in silver glitter pen. Shot mama say Shot gonna be famous!

  49. Lauren

    Morning all….GREAT PAINTING, LOVES IT!

  50. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Wow, looks like something a grade schooler would paint…rather elementary…

  51. Soul Cry

    …my 4 year old niece could have done better…


  52. What’s good, Chrissy? I had to change it back; I was getting questions about it and got tired of explaining…lol.

    @ Lauren:

    Hey, boo boo


  53. not much going on here Chrissy/MTW, just dealing with incompetenance. The 2008 cl***** of college kids are so laazzzyyy, they keep calling my phone asking where a cl***** is located – well if you look at your cl***** schedule if will give you the room number.

  54. Lauren

    @ Mr. Look, hey babe! Did u enjoy the cheesesteak?


  55. I did; how did the weather end up?


  56. The only people who really care about this picture … prolly standing in front of of this pic right now is …. drum roll please : NEYO, Weezie and Baby while they kiss, and Chris Stokes and Raz b !!

  57. Lauren

    There was NO SNOW AT ALL, A big tease it was. How about down in the dirty dirty?

  58. aerin

    @ CYRIOUS…This FAKE JEAN PAUL BASQIAT picture. Get some originality ….

    damn, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!


  59. Lol @ “a big tease.” Man, I went home (Memphis) this weekend, and the weather was horrid! There was sleet that was freezing on my windshield. It took me 6 hours to make a 3 1/2 hour drive…I got there, though.

  60. www.my*****e.com/omarhudsonmusic

    hey … she told me she drew that pic of me…that lying b#&@h.


  61. Whose next chick …. Jay Z … Oh Im pretty sure she is going to draw his lip the size of Kansas !!

  62. Brightchick

    That is hideous! I would be insulted if I were Diddy.

  63. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    Shot tried to draw his own artistic masterpiece of Chrissy Snow’s ***** but Shot run out of Dominican Brown and Hispanic Mocha. Have to finish big booty portait in silver glitter pen. Shot mama say Shot gonna be famous!

    ^^^^^^^ lol i swear shot is a damn fool, but i love it……


  64. @ Chrissy:

    Is all this talk about your ***** just hype, or you working with something for real?


  65. Diddy flattered by this ish … Damn his expectations are low …. How low can yougo ? What`s next Diddy you going to be impresed with your self if you hit C*****ie … OOps you did that !!

  66. chrissy snow formely known as MTW

    ummmmm look good i got clowned bout my ***** not too long ago, i had a pic up and it was called wide flat all kinda ***** so…….iono, my cyber hubby think i got the hugest ***** and i really don’t…..and my real hubby loves it regardless……

  67. Jaznine

    That “artist” can’t draw worth a damn.


  68. Ah, I see…lol. Well, if your hubby loves it, it’s all good!

  69. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    i especially love the way she incorporated every single racist sterotype held about black people .. the big pink lips, huge ears and a huge d!ck

  70. Lana

    silly rabbit just wants attention

  71. Tevin Campbell

    ooh my lawdy.

    the drawing is crappy but i see where she was going with this…mmm…hmm


  72. You no what this is twisted and freaky For a man to be drawing shiiit like this loving off a next man like this tut tut the worlds coming to an end Geeeeez looks like a bad drawing that anyone in there right mind could do.

  73. kai

    LOL @I could paint this with bare feet.

    UMMMM why does the picure with the hard ***** make me horny hahahahaaa!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!! I havent had any in days sorry guys…but even for a lil coon ***** portrait that ***** is a turn on ROFL!!!!!!

  74. gap & gucci

    i dont get it


  75. why he look soooo damn ashy??? this gay dude might just want to apply fantasy lotion on him…he might have painted it with his tongue….wow….that looks just like his momma…

  76. smh

    i think the “ma” probably refers to his actual mother. they’re always together and she wears blond wigs/weave like it’s her job.

  77. Vito

    Good likeness!

  78. Chillin @ Work

    lmao


  79. wow

    lol

  80. Ummm....

    There’s is something creepy about the fact that his erection is pointing at his “mother” in the portrait.

  81. Cage

    Lol @ his tool pointing at his mother… @ Chrissy Snow: Thanks that was sweet of you…

  82. VOTE OBAMA

    WELL I DON’T CARE ABOUT THIS….ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE IS MISTER “VOTE OR DIE” AT RIGHT NOW…HHHHMMMM KINDA QUIET RIGHT! HE’S JUST LIKE BOB JOHNSON AND MAGIC HIV JOHNSON AND SELL OUT! I WONT BE SUPPORTING ANYTHING HE DOES EVER, HE’S A LOSER!

  83. memchee

    elementary and fubu at the same time

  84. anonymouse

    Some dumb ***** white ***** painted this *****. . .figures.

  85. kiks

    why does his ***** point in the direction of his mother? There was a ton of *****e on the other side.

  86. And.....

    IQ=172? RMAO!!


  87. looooool@***** pointing to the left I didn’t want to mention that myself..

  88. yes

    ma is obviously his mama!!

  89. Sa

    @ Mr. Look Good. You are FINE.

  90. Lik_Wid_Cherry

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..*falls on the floor* HAHAHAHA. All that’s missing is his ‘dolphin teeth’!!! HAHAHAHA


  91. Very Random, and messy, Diddy is smart, and when you have hungry desparate people in the same room with him it makes him richer. Bless those poor robbed souls that he has right now. But sadly I really don’t share much pitty for them considering they all saw the seasons of his showS and we are all still wondering what the hell happend to Carl Thomas, 112, TOTAL, etc etc, and why Mary left his ***** high and dry not 1ce but 2ice.. CAN YOU PEOPLE GET A CLUE!!!!!! HE’S ROYALLY FU#K’N U WITH THAT FICTICOUS *****!!!! There are thousands of other record companies that can do a hell of a lot better and by far can support and showcase your talents tastefully…

    Gah, really, if I were a starving artist I would still not go to Diddy, his resume with clients is null and void… And if he isn’t carful, his clothing line may take a hit too… (That is, I like his cloths).

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