Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
Which One Would You Hit??
Posted by Bossip Staff
American Idol judge Randy Jackson shared lunch with another colorful character at Mr. Chow’s in Hollyweird recently.
If you HAD to hit one of these kind gentlefolk, Which One?
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First.
can’t do it…sorry!
that sweater is looking mighty young on randy…
OMG can’t believe I’m first. But yea!! Van Hunt is AMAZING!!! I love him… (he’s the one with Randy Jackson)
I would hit him…if only he’d serenade me in person
That’s Van Hunt. Excellent musician. Would have to go with Van.
Now that I got that out the way. No comment. Can we get the same question for some ladies Bossip?? Ya’ll never ask which chick would we hit questions for us men on Bossip. What up with that??
Um yeah, Randy’s sweater is a tad bit snug…his manipples are poking thru…*snickering*
Yeah, Bossip..ya’ll don’t know Van Hunt…? his first album was sooooooo fire and I’ve met him and taken a pic w/ him…
Van looks a little caught off guard here but he has his handsom moments too, so van…
****Felice****
Girl get your eyes off my man Van Hunt….lol I love his music…but ummmmmmm I’mma have to talk to him about those pants…I can see all his business, which ain’t looking too bad….but those pants are too tight…can’t have er’body seeing my man’s stuff..He’s a different kind of sexy…kind of the kind you let sing to you after some hot buck nekkid sex…and he writes songs about you and paints pictures of you naked on a tuesday night…lol My damn imagination is working this morning…lol
RANDY, DOG.
WITH ALL HIS CLOTHES ON, DUDE.
IN THE PITCH BLACK DARK, DOG.
NO NIGHT LIGHTS, DUDE.
NO CANDLES, DOG.
DON’T SMILE CAUSE I DON’T WANT ANY WHITE TEETH SHOWING, DUDE.
NO TALKING DOG.
AC ON FULL BLAST FOR LIMITED TO NO SWEAT, DUDE.
THAT OTHER GUY LOOKS LIKE JINGLE LING’S OLE MAN IN “LIFE” SO NO THANX, TO HIM
SUSPECT!!!!
That “Colorful Character” is Van Hunt and you need to get familiar. YouTube him. His ***** rocks in all speakers and he could DEFINITELY get it!
I know Randy had his stomach stapled a few years ago, but didn’t they warn him that the weight could still come back?
He is in dire need of a strength/Weight lifting cl*****. Hes the type of person that cant be too skinny b/c his head will be slim or he will look like a bowling pin (which he does now). He needs to lift weights FAST, so he could look proportionate,.
Did this Van Hunt see Prince last year at the Superbowl and think Jemima would be the new trend? WTF? It’s f’ing yellow!!! Damn.
Randy seems like an a’hole who would just lie there, so I’ll hit an unknown musician.
So that’s why Randy be sittin his as down on AI.
He look like a dark skined Monique… Haaaaaaa
That’s right I said Skined…. Cause I’m from the skreets…
I like him. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com. I will check if it is true.
Did anybody remember to tell Felice that she wasn’t even close to first 1st?
Is that Ms Butter Worth standing next to him?
She need to get her ***** back on the bottle and stop Fu@~in around!
Well I’ll be… I didn’t know Angemima had a beard! Learn something new every day.
I would rather get my ***** stuck in my zipper….
LMMFAO @ ONE BETTER…I have yet to get my ***** stuck in a zipper how interesting lol….
@504RANDY, DOG.
WITH ALL HIS CLOTHES ON, DUDE.
IN THE PITCH BLACK DARK, DOG.
NO NIGHT LIGHTS, DUDE.
NO CANDLES, DOG.
DON’T SMILE CAUSE I DON’T WANT ANY WHITE TEETH SHOWING, DUDE.
NO TALKING DOG.
AC ON FULL BLAST FOR LIMITED TO NO SWEAT, DUDE.
THAT OTHER GUY LOOKS LIKE JINGLE LING’S OLE MAN IN “LIFE” SO NO THANX, TO HIM
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YOU DAMN FOOL…LMBAO….
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I WOULD HIT BOTH OF THEY AZZES IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL BAT AND DARE THEM TO GET UP!….HELL NAW TO EITHER ONE….
@ Dont ask me for sh*t
What is your Gravatar? It scares me…
I can’t believe Bossip doesn’t know Van Hunt, SMH.
@ Kai
I dont know but I would spend all day tryin’ to get it done verses fizzin’ one of them!!!!
them n*ggas is straight GAY
completely..GAY
I truly feel sorry for chicks that don’t know when dudes are on the down low. Real men don’t go on lunch dates wearing tight britches with other dudes.
DAMN
Get a f*cking clue.
Yo, Van Hunt is the truth.
Tsk, tsk Bossip. Maybe you should spend less time criticizing Maya Angelou – and any one else who’s oppions differ from your own – and spend more time learning about GREAT artists who don’t appear on your standard (and played) hip-hop charts. Like several others have pointed out, that’s Van Hunt.
Ya dumb*****.
Randy has childbearing hips.
Bossip yal crack me up. That question isnt even worth answering.
ewwwww no could randy’s sweater be any tighter… i think one of those buttons bout to pop off and beam me in the forehead.
I would GLADLY hit Van Hunt.
And I agree, as much as some folks around these parts criticize Beyonce for being boring, y’all don’t know about Van Hunt? His music is mind-blowing. Get familiar.
http://www.theflyest.wordpress.com/
so that’s where my head scarf went …
van hunt is the business.
I LOVE VAN HUNT too bad most of the “Neo Soul” artist don’t get much exposure as they should Van Hun has a beautiful voice music you can clean the house to or make love to…I LOVE U VAN….MUAH
Van Hunt needs to go sit down! He may be a great singer and all, but the fit looks SUSPECT…I’m just sayin’…..
Okay, how could Bossip not know Van Hunt. That is crazy. Van Hunt isn’t gay either, just eccentric.
I would hit both of them with a hot plate of spaghetti lol!!!
Randy is getting quite round again…..
Bossip doesn’t know Van Hunt? Proves the site is run by non-blacks!!!! Stay up *****es
i would hit Randy with a lawsuit for looking like that.
Note to Randy:
Fire you stylist dawg! That’s is not a good look for even a slim dude – and you are far from that!
Note to Randy:
Fire your stylist dawg! That’s is not a good look for even a slim dude – and you are far from that!
this is just ridiculous. not only is van hunt one of the best singers around but he’s a damn good songwriter. he’s toured with alicia keys, angie stone, and mary j. suspect or not, he has all of this amazing talent and bossip is referring to him as a “colorful character?” instead of worrying about eddie & johnny, eddie & tracey, eddie & mel b. and all these other irrelevant individuals, i suggest we focus our attention on people who actually have talent and a purpose in life.
veryberykerri
Randy has childbearing hips.
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LOL…I HATE YOU !
That’s VAN HUNT not a colorful character. One of the few REAL artist out there. He is awesome if you haven’t heard his music you should check him out. I would say ……hmmmm….hmm…this is a hard one…..VAN HUNT all day!!!
Hey, When they say “hit” do they mean physically like a punch or are they referring to some obscene act that I won’t say.
BOYCOTT BOSSIP.
MS. ANGELOU IS NOT A “HO”.
THIS IS A PSEUDO-BLACK AMERICAN SITE.
TAKE IT TO CUBA BOSSIP!!!
Van Hunt and Randy are both in the video for the song “Penny with a hole in it” I forget the artist name
Van Hunt actually wrote “Penny with a hole in it” by Dionne Ferris. And Im guessing maybe Randy played b***** on it, who knows. They make a good duo. Kind of like the Jordan and Pippen of the music biz, except neither one is the greatest of all time and neither has a *****ed up nose, but other than that, they’re pretty much the same.
am i the only one who thinks randy looks gay as hell!?!?!
Van ALL DAY with his sensitive talented self! But the question should be which set of man hips would you let hit bc there’s a whole lot poppin off in this pic… I’ve been told that they provide more “power” – but that grosses me out even more bc it came from a fat biotch.
Van …although he’s looking a little ‘thick’ of late; When’s is next album out?
i cannot believe a black gossib website doesn’t know who van hunt is… and i’d definitely pick him, just cuz i’d like to seen what kinds of songs he’d make about us… (smile)
Man i love Van HUNT!!! i certainly choose him.
Also $$$ get over it. dont ask someone to boycott bossip while you are on it. foolishness
Van Hunt is the “colorful character” in question. He is an EXCELLENT musician and vocalist! Bossip recognize!
I would hit myself in the eyes
If I see Randy with one more damn pre-teen shirt on I’ma snap! (no pun intended) greasy *****
Van Hunt for sure! And then I’d hit Randy with a 2 piece right in the gut then in the eyes for wearing his 6 year old cousin’s sweater. WTH was he thinking? He has lost weight, but he is not thin enough to pull that mess off!!!! He is shaped like a whale caught in some pantyhose!! YUCK!
That’s Van Hunt, an awesome musician.
I would hit Randy’s wack azz with my car and keep going.
Damn, Bossip doesn’t know that’s VAN HUNT with Randy Jackson. Van Hunt is the *****!
If you don’t have VAN HUNT’s music….u sleeping!
Randy manages his career….
Didn’t Randy have gastric byp***** or something?
I use to go out with Van Hunt back in the day. He was a trip. He was married but we use to kick it…nothin serious. He always seemed like he was trying to play the “im not married card”, but i think it use to get frustrated cause his music career hadn’t picked up yet and he had gotten married young.
Wonder if their still married?????
I thought Randy had a gastric byp*****? I guess not oh well…I p***** on both! Love ya music Hunt!
I would hit Van Hunt in a HOT second! Jeebus
I know Randy had his stomach stapled a few years ago, but didn’t they warn him that the weight could still come back?
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I would rather get my ***** stuck in my zipper…
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LMBAO *DEAD*
woof
Neither. Randy’s hips are bigger than mine and the other dude looks funny! No thanks.
Neither. Looks like Randy’s gaing that weight back, slowly but surely.
I’d hit VAN HUNT ALL DAY LONG. dude can sang!
I know he’s not at his best but damn give him his credit, Randy’s lunching with Van Hunt! And in better days I would hit!
Thank You Sharifa and Kanyade. I thought i was the only one who noticed who that was. Hopefully Van will find a new label and release a new CD. I really dont want to go to ebay and pay 200 bux for his unreleased recording.
OMG!!! It’s VAN HUNT!!! I’d hit that ANYDAY! LOL
So talented and so adorable!
Surprised that bossip.com doesn’t know who he is!!!
hmmm…
randy has more hips than I do.
thats van hunt excellent guy, definately him over randy.
Van Hunt is the man!!! his albums are fire!!! If you get a chance cop his work…
He opened for Anthony Hamilton at the Universal Ampitheater last year and I was amazed.
Can’t believe you don’t know who Van Hunt is … he has 2 exceptional CDs out.
I should hit you upside your head for being musically dumb and disrespectful!
I’ve seen Van Hunt up close and personal, definitely Van Hunt…sexy as hell that man is.
Damn, Bossip! You don’t know who Van Hunt is??? Get up on your music!!! Oh….and I would definitely “hit” Van Hunt with his talented behind! His music is too sexy!!
Damn Bossip! I would hit the one on the left with a razor and bath and Randy with a sim fast plan. Ewww I think I would have to go with Randy (with a gun to my head)
VAN HUNT IS SOOOO GOOD. Yes, his clothing style may be a lil’ suspect, but he is incredibly talented. Don’t hate!
van hunt just cuz i like “down here in hell”
I’ll take the one in the brown jacket, but I’ll tell him to get rid of the head scraf first.
Van Hunt is managed by Randy. Nothing gay going on.
Van can’t dress but he is a great artist.
V*A*N H*U*N*T all day in every way. He is a very sexy black with an eclectic style in fashion and music. He is an EXCELLENT musician, very talented. Bossip step your game up! You should know who Van Hunt is!!
Van Hunt. He looks beat here, but check out his show.
Van Hunt, didn’t know he was so thick in the thighs though…
That’s ma man Van Hunt! I ain’t seen him since Dust….but he’s hot.
Do yo thang….
NEVER.