Friday, May 22nd, 2009
Friday Foolishness: Do the Doo Doo Man??
Posted by Bossip Staff
The man, lady, or whatever it is in the video above is at least, a good 300lbs We can’t lie, watching her wobble and jiggle is pure comedy, but it’s the dedication and seriousness that she/he/it displays about the Doo Doo Man dance that has us cracking up. Do the Doo Doo Man?????
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Topics: Pure Comedy, Random Ridiculousness
LMAO with her fat @ss! EWWW
o……..k……..
*picks up jaw*
wow.
idk what was worse, the ‘dance’, or the song itself.
yuck.
It is plain that this is a woman. She is just having fun. Can’t fault her for that. I do however, question why she would allow someone to video her and put it online. She left herself open for ridicule. She knew it was gonna happen. There is no shortage of ignorant people just waiting to talk about someone.
An hour of that a day and she’ll be well on her way down to a size 4…
This is clearly a message that Morbitly Obese people can get down too. oO
IF ONLY SHE PUT THE MUCH ENERGY INTO HER WORKOUTS!!! SIT THAT ***** DOWN
lol that was funny. but in all realness (if thats a word lol) she can dance. it’s just because she is over weight that makes it so damn funny. lighten up people, we are all to serious these days.
Thank you comedy gods. I think a little pee came out.
sorry felix that was not meant for u.. type wrong name it is actually for lala ladydee and C-dub
@lala ladydee and felix
u r two stupid *****, ignorant *****ers.. so she is fat so what is it ur life oor hers.. she is having fun and guess what she can move.. u are the ones that makes our children want to commit suicide because of redicule. TRY and be positive u two little *****as
Actually this was quite entertaining. Nothing wrong with what she was doing. The song stunk, but whatever.
If she does that for 30 minutes a day, she could lose some weight.
She is not 300 pounds, more like 425. She could still put it down though
she can dance though
im eating my lunch bout to hurl thinking of o gurl farting and squeezing
WTF for real though… these dudes… when people make odes to the peristalis of the ***** it is just freaking gross on so many levels
Thro back doo doo song for yall
G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm
Ah yeah
Now check it out
I would walk into the bathroom
to take a crap
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether Im constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you dont think its funky fresh, and
To all the little kids Im makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
Thiss a hidden secret where cl*****ics come from
Everybody has done it, even my man run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey, you know I cant be alone
No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
Thats the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see…
Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo…
Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the p-pf 1-2?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it
I think I would name this one make the music
Like if I was the man that they call clark kent
Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like superman
But never show the people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
Only think Im doin, is movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only thing I can say is…
Im sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Rrrhaaa
G-goobely-goo
fart and squeeze
i gotta doo doo
Rrrhaaa
Please tell me we haven’t resorted to doo doo songs? Please tell me?
Dear god the world is coming to an end!!!!
DOO DOO
If she did that 3 hours out of a day…she would be 200 pounds lighter!!!
Clearly this is a woman and she getting it.
LMAO!!!People will make a song about anything nowadays (living proof any of us can make an album, takes no skills). Girlfriend was getting her goove on but if I was her I wouldn’t want cameras filming me lolol!
one of my ex’s cheated on me and married a woman this size… (of course I’m petite)
lmao!!!!
I thingk she did a good job. If she do that dance every day and back up from a meal or two she would be looking good in about a year and a half
She got a lot of heart 
Kep dancing girl
That was actually very good. She can dance better than some skinny people.
@ Suzie!
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was gettin’ it! Crackin’, okay? Do the doo doo, do the doo doo…
LOL
; )
maybe she was working out!
Roflmao, there’s a doo doo dance now?! Stanky leg, Ricky Bobby, and now the Doo Doo!!
I say GOHDAYM……. now THAT’S A BIIIIG *****!!!! And do they not make 18 hour bras in her size LOL!????
Just askn….
But she can move for her size though…no joke!!!
I ain’t even gon’ say much bout the song though wit songs out talkn bout “Do the Ricky Bobby” n “Haley Berreeeeey, Haley Berry” SMMFH!!!!!
she getting it in to me! and for all we know that could be her workout…you go girl, hell send me the do-do song, so I can get my workout on..i need some motivation, I didn’t workout all this week because I had did 60 hours at work.
oh dear!!
LOL THAT IS CRAZY
BIG GIRL DID GET DOWN U MUST GIVE IT TO HER
lmao she’s dead ***** lol nah but she keep doing that she might loose some of that weight… owwww doooo doooooo lmao ***** was wack as hell. . . fat or not
OMG!!! Why?
I feel that you people are so blind to the fact that big people can get it too! This “fat/he/she/ it or whatever it is” is actually my SISTER and because we are related does not mean that I will defend my sister. But you mother*****ers act like because she is big she cant do her thing without ridicule. You may not like the song or even her dance but that doesnt mean for you *****holes to talk ***** about my sister when she is doing her DOODOO thing! I am quite sure you people have obiese family members so think of the way they feel when they get teased. Then you will understand my response. DO THE DOO-DOO MAN!!!!
Sexy Tosh
THAT WAS SO NICE SEXY TOSH YOU GOT ME IN TEARS IM SO TOUCHED AHHH SISTER LOVE WOW!!!
Yes LT is in it to win it! She’s bout to blow up! Get it *****!!! Big *****es can freak it too! 3’s up beantown down lol. Do da doo doo man! Its called da doo doo man!
that is so ghetto trash.do the doo doo man??hip hop
is long dead,smh.
L.T got haters! Already damn she’s doin something right! Lol get it
You go girl !! ***** whatcha heard You the ***** and so aint your song ppl are just HATERS!!!!
I give her her props, cuz dancing is exercise. So I want her to “Doo Doo Man” herself about 100.lbs lighter! **sing wit me*** Subway EAT FRESH!!
Why does her stomach resemble another ***** ? Lol.
WHAT DOES MY FIST RESEMBLE A BRICK SHOT TO YOUR *****ING MOUTH I WOULD BUST YOUR ***** *****