Which One Would You Hit???

Mike Tyson, News, Would You Hit It

January 31st, 2008 64 Comments 139 Views

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Sean Kingston and Mike Tyson hit up various events recently sportin that big belly swag.

If you HAD to hit one of these master tubby bears, Which One?

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64 Responses to “Which One Would You Hit???”

da darkness

1/31/08, 14:52:pm

uno

mr.anderson

1/31/08, 14:54:pm

dos

Blacksmith

1/31/08, 14:54:pm

LOL! Mike hits back, don’t let the belly fool ya.

da darkness

1/31/08, 14:54:pm

i’d smack tyson up side his tat, then yell heeeelp!lol for sho he’s gonna want to bite me. hello evander

binary star

1/31/08, 14:54:pm

Well I wouldn’t hit Mike – he might hit me back! I’d knock SK the ***** out though just for wearing that crayon necklace and looking like a M&M.

Candy

1/31/08, 14:59:pm

tooty

1/31/08, 15:02:pm

Nasty as it may be………….I would do Tyson before Kingston. At least Tyson looks like a man!!!

PRTTYBRWNGIRL

1/31/08, 15:04:pm

@ tooty lol … i was thinking the same thing. kingston look like a fat bald headed girl YUCK

nahnah

1/31/08, 15:10:pm

Both!

PrettyMissSunshine

1/31/08, 15:15:pm

yall really gonna have us ladies choose between Pizza Face and Mr. MOM? Come on Now!!!!!

elle

1/31/08, 15:16:pm

Okay…how are u going to give us

Crazy ***** Mike Tyson &

Baby Boy Kingston ?

neither one of them are legal..

smh

Harlem Chic

1/31/08, 15:16:pm

Mike Tyson look 13 months preggers.

aqueenwaits

1/31/08, 15:20:pm

I’d hit both of em’ with a baseball bat and that’s about it……………well, maybe another ugly stick.

FyreStarrter

1/31/08, 15:23:pm

OMG when did my baby Mike Tyson let himself get out of shape!!! WTF happened!!! OMG he looks like he’s having quadruplets!!! Dayum Mike NEVER let himself go like that before. I AM CRUSHED lol!!!!!

Scooby Dubious

1/31/08, 15:24:pm

Hate to betray my advanced age, but the heck is Sean Kingston? Is he from Up With People?

Scooby Dubious

1/31/08, 15:26:pm

whoops. forgot an interrogative *****oun there. Meant to say WHAT the heck is Sean Kingston?

Southern Belle 225

1/31/08, 15:27:pm

NEITHER ONE EVER! Mike scares the ***** out of me and Sean K…come on now

NY2CaliLvn

1/31/08, 15:31:pm

um gonna have to p***** on this one Mike packs a mean punch ask Robin Givens & Sean Kingston may want a green card

NY2CaliLvn

1/31/08, 15:33:pm

Sean Kingston is the dumb ***** with the iced out crayola box around his one hit wonder neck

who the ***** are you?

1/31/08, 15:50:pm

Mike Tyson is fat as a pig…

Bird

1/31/08, 16:05:pm

Mike I guess, but I’d try to escape afterwards while he was asleep.

Just Sit And Be Pretty

1/31/08, 16:10:pm

Hmm, Sean is looking a bit “how you doin” in that pic.

Southern Belle 225

1/31/08, 16:12:pm

@just sit…girl, you wrong for that one but now that i look back at his picture, he sure does!

msjlh

1/31/08, 16:12:pm

Sean looks like he reaks of hot garbage!!!

Oh, and Mike…I would be afraid to hit him with anything.

NY2CaliLvn

1/31/08, 16:15:pm

@ Just Sit And Be Pretty gurlllll u aint lying he looks every bit how u doin if thats a man? Maybe after puberty things will change

NY2CaliLvn

1/31/08, 16:17:pm

Is that guy trying to stimulate SK moobies ?

msjlh

1/31/08, 16:23:pm

lol @NY2CaliLvn

bree

1/31/08, 16:25:pm

msjlh

Sean looks like he reaks of hot garbage!!!

Oh, and Mike…I would be afraid to hit him with anything.

^^^^^^^^

LMFAO! you’re funny

diggy

1/31/08, 16:26:pm

I’d just hang myself instead if I HAD to hit either on of these.

JAD

1/31/08, 16:32:pm

NONE…UGH

msjlh

1/31/08, 16:34:pm

Anyone that would tattoo their face is coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

shoot, i was afraid to just look at Mike’s pic more than once.

DIAMONDCHEERS

1/31/08, 16:38:pm

um gonna have to p***** on this one Mike packs a mean punch ask Robin Givens & Sean Kingston may want a green card

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*DEAD*

BB

1/31/08, 16:43:pm

@ Just Sit and be Greasy

C’mon now he’s a child, don’t start that “How ya doing” thread about him.

yes

1/31/08, 16:46:pm

tyson, i’d rather have a used to be than a never was

Jewel

1/31/08, 17:02:pm

ewwww

Crazy

1/31/08, 17:29:pm

Mike look like he`s taking this new steriod called … HBH … Translation = Human belly hormone !! By the way , good idea about tatooing your face !!!

FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

1/31/08, 17:47:pm

WHY MIKE NEED BODYGAURDS….HE HAS HANDS, AND A BUMPER-BELLY TOO!!

memchee

1/31/08, 17:51:pm

Mike’s really letting himself go….

Crazy

1/31/08, 18:05:pm

@ Memchee

Mike let his belly go …. over the top of his pants !!

Mike prolly screaming at the paparazzi taking this pic … in his baby micheal jackson voice … ” Dis is Ludicrious ” !!

EZ Rawlins

1/31/08, 18:19:pm

(Sigh). Nothing separates Jamaicans from their money faster than gaudy jewelry. Good grief…

kay kay

1/31/08, 18:42:pm

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ya’ll crazy

FyreStarrter

1/31/08, 19:24:pm

lol I like his music because what he puts out is different but there is NOTHING cute about Sean Kingston AT ALL!!! lol

FyreStarrter

1/31/08, 19:26:pm

And HTF is Iron Mike going to get back in the ring with that Belly looking like that!!! WTF Evander would eat his a$$ for breatkfast (that would be a SWITCH wouldn’t it lmao!!!!), hell he stays in shape!!! All those dayum kids lmao!!!

Taylor

1/31/08, 19:36:pm

neither

Bwana Umboko

1/31/08, 20:51:pm

I’d hit MT just for that stupid *****ing tattoo on the side of his face. He’d be better off in a gorilla cage.

Mona

1/31/08, 20:53:pm

geez mr tyson got him a little gut going on

Pascalle

1/31/08, 21:38:pm

No, hell no.

Did I mention – -

HELL NO!

and another one....

1/31/08, 22:03:pm

Im going with with Iron Mike – he ain’t cute but DAMN ladies keep it the ***** real he makes it rain on the Crayola chain wearing tubby Sean K… He got that belly swag for real, when did that happen?

magsbabie

1/31/08, 22:10:pm

sean k looks like the fat kid from the movie lean on me with the grilled cheese burn on his face… “hey *****, vote on this!” and mike could never get it… not even on a beautiful beach in Negril,after a bottle and a bag of the best *****,counting lottery winnings,and with him having a whole nudda face…

ewwwwww

1/31/08, 22:53:pm

Neither, they both nasty!!!!

cafe au lait

1/31/08, 23:10:pm

Is sean kingston being payed in big macs instead of cash. He needs to back up from the table. He is too young to be that obese.

ShutUpHo!

2/1/08, 00:28:am

I’m sorry but is that Sean Kingston or Star Jones (pre-fab)

I'm Just Me

2/1/08, 09:28:am

NEITHER!!!!

We Gotta Do Betta

2/1/08, 09:41:am

Whoever made the “Up with people” comment is defiantely over 40!!! oh and my choice would be Mike Tyson minus the tats and before he went to prison..lol

Reformed GammaRay

2/1/08, 10:13:am

SEAN KINGSTON SCARES THE SHIZZ RIGHT OUTTA ME! ole puffy HUGE face..I can’t even look at the pic again..

Reformed GammaRay

2/1/08, 10:13:am

oh and Neither b/c we KNOW how Mike gets down in the bedroom..oh no..lol

JAy-Ice

2/1/08, 10:22:am

fathead azz *****z….lol

Isuredid

2/1/08, 19:14:pm

Hit with a car…. yeah

Bored Girl

2/1/08, 21:23:pm

NEITHER!!!!

Nothing but Nonsense

2/1/08, 23:00:pm

Well I wouldnt hit any, but since Mike Tyson has been known to NOT take no means no for an answer, you might not have much of a choice

jester

2/11/08, 11:52:am

I’d smash porky…the suicidal one on the left

C.C.

2/27/08, 08:50:am

This is insane Bossip! Hell no I wouldn’t hit none of them, and I don’t give a damn if the world is ending and these guys are the last guys on earth. Go on, I know superficial black woman, say what you will, but Ellen Degenes could get it before one these could!