Friday, February 1st, 2008

Bossip Certified Links

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Heath Ledger Drug Video Celebslam

Fabolous Pre Kool-Aid Smile Livesteez

Eva Mendes in Rehab? F-Listed

Purple People Eater Lossip

Leona Lewis on TRL I’m Not Obsessed

Star Jones is Unemployed Again Cele|bitchy

50 Cent To Paris Hilton: “Get the Fu*k Off My Stage”  Hollyscoop

Britney is Severely Disabled The Blemish

Blast From the Past Theo Huxtable Evil Beet

Comments(123) on “Bossip Certified Links”

  1. Pedsdmd

    I’d hit it….LOL

  2. getyourhandouttamypocket

    Wow…damn shame what they did to that dog.

  3. goldyn

    i just threw up in my mouth :o ( back to work TGIF

  4. da darkness

    she’s not even comfortable and she ain’t wearing any clothes, ladies don’t be wearing that ghetto stuff if you weighing and going to look as such. please there are indecency laws, she’s about to get hymmed up word

  5. elle

    i hear that girl, imagine the back shot.

    love thyself

    but what’s the blue fabric?

  6. Smartie

    Well at least she’s modest enough to cover up with the mesh shirt. Her maxi pad DOES look like it’s trying to runaway though.

  7. Damn

    WOW


  8. Gross. Just gross.

  9. Dick Chestnut

    I see nothing wrong with this picture. At her size Im sure clothes are more of a burden than a comfort. Imagine having arms the size of legs and legs the size of trees and a mid section fit for a small seal, you would want to wear as little clothing as possible also. And we haven’t even seen her backside. Its totally unfair to deprive this woman of the comfort that we all seek when getting dressed in the morning just because her body is an eye sore. I congratulate you my ill-built, mis-shapen obese nubian sex symbol. Get your comfort on!

  10. NIKKI

    Why/how is this acceptable?

  11. NIKKI

    Her purse wants to die under the pressure.

    Mr. Chestnut I can always count on you!!!

  12. pretty girls rule

    off the subject but is anyone feeling how 50 cent ”kicked” paris hilton ”down”well i know i am……………lmao

  13. who the fuck are you?

    Well, well well…and that’s the bottom line cuz Stone Cold said so!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. NIKKI

    @ PGR…

    That was embarrassing as h*ll!!!

  15. Grace

    IS THAT NORBIT’S WIFE?


  16. lol wtf is that blue thing?? where was this taken?? lol sadly you can find this type of foolishness in any hood…the lime green coochie shorts with stretch marks appearing at every move, tattoos on the lower leg, on the thigh and of course the arm…lol man wtf do people be thinkin??

  17. Grace

    Yeah, Kai…….we are all hating on her. Oh, how I wish I was that big. I am so jealous that my necklace does not choke the hell out my neck the way her does.


  18. lol ya’ll dont see the blue toe nail polish?? the blue eye shadow?? and that little ass purse sandwiched between that arm and that chain that’s about to pop off and hit an innocent bystander..

  19. nahnah

    Oh Puh -lllllllllllllllllllllez -

    I bet a lot of you guys would be hollering at her!

    She’s overweight, but her shape is 100% standard among black folk. She has the small waist, big butt, and hips…


  20. All kidding aside, she should have been arrested. Someone’s kid coulda been exposed to ALL THAT. :-(


  21. And I know that nike wristband isn’t for “heart” or “diabetes” lol…Her glucose levels are astronomical..and sistas can we kill the colored hair…I hate the red or blonde…man keep it natural…that shit is so *stripperish*

  22. needed to be said

    thank God I ran track!!!!

  23. nahnah

    SBM

    and sistas can we kill the colored hair

    ____________

    And the blue/pink/green/yellow/purple eyeshadow has gots to go!

  24. BLUNTBLAZER

    WHY IS IT HELLA SUNNY BUT THA PICTURE STILL CAME OUT LIKE ITS NIGHTIME. I HOPE IT WASNT A THONG IN THA BACK

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    “GRIND OR DIE”

  25. John

    this is SOOOOOOO WROOONG!!!!!

  26. victory is mine

    there are no words….this is just atrocious. im a thick girl and you have to know your limits. i look good in my clothes when i step out the door. but i would never put on something that is clearly meant for someone smaller just because it comes in a bigger size.

  27. Dick Chestnut

    @ Kai. You claim that she’s my wife, which I can not confirm nor deny, but you seem to be riding kind of hard for this woman. Are you infatuated with sister big bone or are YOU the over weight lover pictured above? Just a question?

  28. Morpheus

    Thickums!!


  29. @SBM…I’m gonna beat you for being so silly!

    but he is right though. you see this all day long in the hood. she looks some stank! how did she get up the nerve to put that one and then walk down the street for people to see her! the sad thing is, you can’t tell her she is not the finest thing the Lord blew breath in!

  30. Marv

    LOL IS THAT KING KONG GIRLFRIEND?

  31. SIX Shooter (GET MONEY)

    Is that Biggie Smalls sister Biggetta Smallicha?

  32. I cant say...

    I’m loving her for loving herself!!


  33. I love big girls though, they usually have more personality and are cool to kick it with, but they have to be relaxed and okay with themselves and body image, thats with all women…she took the Mo’nique approach and decided to shove it in our faces and i’m tell her to give me coupons for laser treatment


  34. @SIXSHOOTER…LMMAO YOU CRAZY!….

  35. hottie504

    Whats with the thigh strings?

  36. Look at me

    What the hell? Who the hell?

  37. Leroy N. Skillet

    She’s an embarrassment. Someone should’ve covered her up with a moo moo. She’s in dire need of Jenny Craig and membership at 24hr Fitness.

  38. Just Sayin

    I’m just thanking my lucky stars bossip didn’t post a back shot. It probably got all kinds of pot holes.

    :-)


  39. When girlfriend caught that glimpse on her way out the door…she thought she was HOT!!!

    I’m lookin’ at her and I’m thinking NOT!!!

  40. Anonymous3 - the fire sign

    this picture is not good….but not because she is overweight…I think the outfit is absolutely awful and I would not like on anyone….yeah she is overweight but like someone said earlier she has curves….if she likes it then who is anyone to judge…if you don’t like then look away…


  41. Anyone check how dude in the plaid shirt didn’t even turn to look even behind her..he just kept walking like WTF…..

  42. Just Sayin

    @kzzmerghtthere

    He didn’t want to throw up. The sad part about that is some dudes will fight over that.

  43. Guilty Pleasure

    * On my way to the gym……RYGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! *

  44. Axelary

    1) what happened to the other string on her flip flops?

    2) what’s that blue panty/pad doing showing?

    3) why is that 12″ necklace now a choker?

    4) she look mean as hell


  45. Dont know what is worse about this picture. HEr blonde on chocalate hair or the wearing of a depend under a bathing suit.

  46. bree

    getyourhandouttamypocket

    Wow…damn shame what they did to that dog.

    &

    Dick Chestnut

    I see nothing wrong with this picture. At her size Im sure clothes are more of a burden than a comfort. Imagine having arms the size of legs and legs the size of trees and a mid section fit for a small seal, you would want to wear as little clothing as possible also. And we haven’t even seen her backside. Its totally unfair to deprive this woman of the comfort that we all seek when getting dressed in the morning just because her body is an eye sore. I congratulate you my ill-built, mis-shapen obese nubian sex symbol. Get your comfort on!

    &

    Grace

    Yeah, Kai…….we are all hating on her. Oh, how I wish I was that big. I am so jealous that my necklace does not choke the hell out my neck the way her does.

    ^^^^^ROTFLMMFBAO! that was hilarious..i agree with all your posts..you have my boss asking me what is so damn funny?! woooooo, im crying

  47. The One

    @ Dick Chestnut

    You are too funny. At 1st I thought you were giving a compliment, but as I read further I realized you were not.


  48. @JUSTSAYIN….LMMAO…YOU CRAZY 4REAL….

    @AXELARY: LOL LOL!..STOP IT YALL….BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO!…

    She look so proud to be wearing that outfit…her shades on, lip gloss popping…lmmao….you gotta luv it!

  49. justice

    YOU CAN BE SEXY AND NOT LOOK LIKE SH#T BCUZ THAT JUST WANT SHE LOOKS LIKE A BIG LUMP OF SH#T!!!

  50. BossipKeepShitGoing

    WTF, OMG

  51. DIAMONDCHEERS

    WTF IS THAT MONSTER U GOT UP HERE BOSSIP! N THE SAD THING IS SHE PROBABLY THINK SHE LOOK REALLY GOOD! THAT CAN’T B HEALTHY JUST DIGUISTING!!

  52. DIAMONDCHEERS

    I MEANT *DISGUSTING*

  53. Lovely Brown

    Is her Maxi pad showing?!?!?! Jesus take the wheel, pull her over and have a deep heart to heart with her about wearing pads with THONGS! Fuggit about the outfit, wtf is up wit the PAD?!?!?!?

    SMH…

  54. Stringer Bell

    **********************DEAD************************

  55. DIAMONDCHEERS

    getyourhandouttamypocket

    Wow…damn shame what they did to that dog.

    &

    Dick Chestnut

    I see nothing wrong with this picture. At her size Im sure clothes are more of a burden than a comfort. Imagine having arms the size of legs and legs the size of trees and a mid section fit for a small seal, you would want to wear as little clothing as possible also. And we haven’t even seen her backside. Its totally unfair to deprive this woman of the comfort that we all seek when getting dressed in the morning just because her body is an eye sore. I congratulate you my ill-built, mis-shapen obese nubian sex symbol. Get your comfort on!

    &

    Grace

    Yeah, Kai…….we are all hating on her. Oh, how I wish I was that big. I am so jealous that my necklace does not choke the hell out my neck the way her does.

    ^^^^^ROTFLMMFBAO! that was hilarious..i agree with all your posts..you have my boss asking me what is so damn funny?! woooooo, im crying

    ————————————————-

    WORD!! i’m over here dying from reading that had 2 go 2 da bathroom cause my co-workers asking me what happened n i still can’t even talk

  56. My eyes hurt

    Umm, my eyes are sore from looking at that, Thank you bossip for not showing the rear end cause I would probably pass out at my desk! Pure Disgust!

  57. Axelary

    nobody gonna comment on why it takes two sets of string to hold her panties up? aight then, i’ll shut up right about now?

  58. Cage

    ….. Well at least she has personality, fellas!! The sandals are begging for mercy though they lookin paper thin…

  59. Sincere

    she look like a fat remy ma … but meaner

  60. For real do!

    good thing they banned freaknik – this is the same foolishness that would parade down piedmont – thank gawd for the white cops

  61. elle

    @ Lovely Brown

    is that what that is?

    ahhh come on say it ain’t so…..

  62. nina

    even though i don’t neccessarily aggree w/her attire, i think she looks alright… best believe men of all colors would holla at her. DONT LIE

  63. pretty girls rule

    still cant get over 50 telling that stanky whore to ”get the fuck of the stage”and just not to long ago they put up some bum ass picture of her and fifty like it was something really going on.50 sold that bitch a dream to get some draws,and now when it all comes down to it ”Bitch you aint shit”remember it, love it, embrace it!!!!!

  64. Ara

    @pretty girls rule Paris Hilton…… that walking virus

  65. pretty girls rule

    @ ara ,you aint never lie

  66. DiamondPrincess

    First of all..I’ll give her a cretid for don’t give a damn “look” Because even though she looks like she does she have the right to do everything she likes like enybody else no matter what.She look ghetto and about to sell herself to sombody but aye let her do her thang…Poor girl…SMH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Amber

    Ya’ll niggas know ya’ll would hit that, tap that, lick that,…eat it raw from the back?

    Ok! need i say more…LMMAO

  68. Blaqk...boycott the Bejing Olympics

    You know what this pic is bad but it seems worse than what it is cause she seems to be the only one dressed like that but noooooo there are more people in the background with bathing suits and for that I say GO HEAD GO HEAD GO HEAD Shorty GO HEAD…yall know the rest, LMAO

  69. KnowYourABCs

    50 should throwed that skank of the stage-picked her up and sailed her ass right back into the audience.

    For those of you who don’t know, Paris has great affection for the N-word ( I saw a vid of her calling a couple black girls that b/c she didn’t think she belonged in the club she was attending-not in there faces, of course).

  70. Look@urself

    HAHAHA DAMN BIKINI IS DISAPPEARING MA LMAO

  71. Grace

    For those of you who don’t know, Paris has great affection for the N-word

    —————————————-

    I have seen several clips of her on youtube using the N-word. What bother me is Paris still continue to get invited to the A-list black celeb parties. Everytime Diddy have a party, she is there. They really should have set her up to get that ass beat the first time she went to the bathroom.

  72. MzTee

    Is that Rasputia from Norbit?

  73. pretty girls rule

    dont sweat that shit ,thats why he told that diseased bitch where to go

  74. Maryland Girl

    She doesnt look that bad but her attire was never good!!!! Unacceptable. If she had on some jeans and a cute shirt to match/fit she would be fine!

    I agree with Kai and Victory is mine…..

    LMAO @ Dick Chestnut….


  75. Yeah .. I would holla at her … to get outta the way because your blocking the sun and the moon !!!


  76. I`m kidding and I`m sorry as ” Dick Chesnut ” said she is our very own mis-shapen , sumthin or other … Whatever he said !!!


  77. Where`s is this chick`s mirror ??? Sweetheart the mirror you use to check your make up is not enough !! You want to see you your whole body !!

  78. andrea

    very gross… not hating, just saying the truth pretty much, lol.

  79. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    This is just all kinds of WRONG!!!

  80. Kurt Eric Munroe

    I am not usually the jokster, but SBM and Six shooter are too funny. Good gosh.

    When I first happened upon this pic I expected to read that it was promo for Big Mama’s House 3.

    Once my eyes adjusted, I was able to see that there is a certain vibe that comes with the confidence of that woman. Why? It is simple. So many people struggle to be themselves.

    I remember questioning myself as to why I used to feel my best while being nappy when in the comfort of my own home, but then reached for that 15-pronged pick whenever I had to go out.

    Digable Planets (remember them?) got me to ease up on my inner turmoil and to live in my happiest state wherever I put my feet. That was a very liberating experience for me.

    So whether that woman is my speed or not, if she is feeling what I experienced that day, more power to her. Nonetheless, I am enjoying the great jokes in here. LOL


  81. her confidence is overwhelming. good for her :)

  82. boss

    i like the way she make her face like mint a women. BTW, I saw her profile on ‘rich kiss.com’ a couple of days ago. Is she dating there?

  83. Kick Rocks!

    what type of fuckery is this? Is this legal? she should be arrested

  84. anonymous

    as a woman she actually doesn’t look that bad. look at her strides, she walks with an air of quiet confidence and the i don’t give a damn what you think about me attitude. as a woman, i know many men who would hit it, and no i’m not fat, lol

  85. Kick Rocks!

    all u ppl saying “she doesn’t look that bad” and “men would still hit that” must be fat as fuck! or delusional! wtf yall are crazy

  86. PIGFEET

    Dick Chestnut

    I see nothing wrong with this picture. At her size Im sure clothes are more of a burden than a comfort. Imagine having arms the size of legs and legs the size of trees and a mid section fit for a small seal, you would want to wear as little clothing as possible also. And we haven’t even seen her backside. Its totally unfair to deprive this woman of the comfort that we all seek when getting dressed in the morning just because her body is an eye sore. I congratulate you my ill-built, mis-shapen obese nubian sex symbol. Get your comfort on!

    -LMAO!! But to the hoodrats, THIS ISN’T THICK, THIS IS OBESE. Some of y’all are misguided, thick is Beyonce, Obese is that girl right their. Every chick says she is thick, but thick is sOME MEAT, NOT A LOT OF MEAT TO FEED A VILLAGE. NEXT HOODRATS!

  87. krissy

    pigfeet, i completely agree!

    thick is not OBESE!!!! wtf!?!?

    this chick is clearly past thick…and then some

  88. krissy

    her stomach should not be overlapping her hips like that…it looks like she has a shirt of fat on up there

  89. Black Barbie

    Poster girl for “Hot Ghetto Mess!”

  90. ShutUpHo!

    The hell with all you hating bitches, big girl is looking damn good in her shit and I bet she gets plenty of bruthas trying to push up on it and in it. It’s called confidence. You skinny bitches need eat a plat full of it!!!

  91. ShutUpHo!

    …”and one more thing my lawyer wanted me to say, I never said Essence of Jackie was for dogs!”


  92. This looks like the poster for Norbit 2: Rasputia’s Revenge.

    Hey can someone tell me how to upload an avatar?

  93. OAKCLIFFCHICK

    What the hell kinda flicks ya’ll watch where this chick is so digusting and abnormal to you! Me and my nicca think she sexy as hell! I bet is some good hot puccy under that gut. Aint no love like fat love!!

  94. Gary Coleman's Gap Pants

    Well that’s kinda fucked up to do her like that when A} it’s her party, and B} he gave her a shout out. I don’t like paris, but I can’t stand 25 cents’ ol bunny rabbit on steroids lookin ass. he shoulda quit like he said he was afer kanye fucked him in the ass with the record sales

  95. California Pixie

    This is wrong on so many levels. Nothing’s wrong with being thick but please, please wear something that compliments what you working with. Gawd!!!

  96. nahnah

    Good for her!

    Tell the world you don’t give a phuck!!!


  97. Kick Rocks!

    all u ppl saying “she doesn’t look that bad” and “men would still hit that” must be fat as fuck! or delusional! wtf yall are crazy

    ==============================================

    COSIGN!

  98. Dolla Bill

    She has her net top tucked under her belly…YUCK! Somebody please send that bitch to Bally’s. My girl tuck in yuh belly…LOL

  99. Dolla Bill

    Good on 50 for tellin that bitch Paris Hilton to get the fuck off the stage….LOL

  100. Chris

    @ Just Sayin you said,

    He didn’t want to throw up. The sad part about that is some dudes will fight over that.

    You know what is sadder than that, is that some dudes will fight over a female who is shallow, illiterate, unemployed (and probably unemployable), and not able to critically think just because she is a size two… Just saying.

    Personally, I don’ think ANYBODY should be walking around like that, but if she likes it and feels that good about herself, well go ‘head then… In all reality, she is not hurting anyone.

  101. sowhatdealwitit

    HEY, WE’VE ALL SEEN WORST. IF SHE’S CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO WEAR THEN I AINT MAD AT HER.


  102. omg!! respusha??

  103. cool'sgurl07

    fuck what all ya’ll talking bout that chick should not have worn that and her family and friends are wrong for letting her go out there like that i mean im not her size no where near her size im much much much smaller and i wouldnt dare to dream of wearing something like that i mean its not even her weight that got me its the lack of clothing didnt her mother tell her to leave some for a mystery u aint got to show everything i mean a man look at her he knows what it is and plus i bet when u look at her you’ll think shes a HOE

  104. Aoki Lee

    I went to youtube & saw 50 a black man from Queens NY shucking & jiving doing the moonwalk for a front row of white blondes! What the fuck has this world come to?? Paris’ problem is that no one has kicked her narrow ass before. This human scab thinks she’s cute!

  105. Brigade

    She all booty, thighs and belly, hardly any brestesses.

  106. Nita

    50 cent is a phony. From the site: ” Last night 50 took the stage and gave Paris a shout out. Naturally she was really excited so she decided it would be a good idea to go on stage. That’s when 50 wasn’t having it and told her to “Get the f**k off the stage”

    How are you gonna shout out somebody, somebody you were photographed all hugged up on last year might as well have been having sex; and then tell that person to get off the stage after you name check them? Phony.

    As for the chick in the photo above, I’m not feeling it. If you’ve got the body for it, flaunt it. If you don’t have the body for it, don’t pretend that you do.

  107. MAdnan Ghalib

    Is it a maxi pad or not?

  108. C.C.

    Well, I must say that this picture did not disgust me. Some of you on this site know this woman is actually better looking than you and your girlfriends. It’s weird because you constantly hear Black people getting angry over this “look” in movies like Norbit, Big Mammas House, etc…, saying that this is not an accurate portrayal of Black women, and that large Black women are not unattractive, but then you all rag on this lady for being who she is, when ya’ll know that most of you, your mothers and/or grandmothers fall into the big, dark-skinned category. By the way, fat and or dark does not equal ugly. Broaden your minds people.

  109. William Reed

    How Yure Doin!!!

  110. deesac

    years ago you would of never caught a blackwoman doing silly stuff like this were’s her pride and respect

  111. TalkinNow

    I didn’t know Eddie was still in that suit.

  112. MARV

    every time i see this pic i think buble gum.

  113. Pisces82

    “TalkinNow

    I didn’t know Eddie was still in that suit.”

    —————————–

    flatlines_____________________

  114. iBOSSIP@SCHOOL

    eww it look like she got fluid in her legs…she need to get that checked…and she thank its cute

  115. sho nuff da stuff

    What would u do-00-00000 for a Klondike bar?

  116. sho nuff da stuff

    all I see is a huge pink bucket of chicken…two thighs, breasts, back, legs…lol…oh, and “ALWAYS” WITH WINGS!

  117. omg

    Dillusional

  118. PootyPoo

    Why didn’t anyone stop her?

  119. it's me dammit!!!

    Ewww, she is channeling Rasputia from Norbit, but if I had to make her over she really wouldn’t be that bad if she had chose to cover herself up, even though she is fat, her body is still in proportion, if she had worn something to complement her figure instead of letting it all hang out(literally) she wouldn’t be that bad!!


  120. how you doin.

  121. pimp daddy

    i’d still like to tap and smack that azz.

  122. jojo

    nahnah

    Oh Puh -lllllllllllllllllllllez -

    I bet a lot of you guys would be hollering at her!

    She’s overweight, but her shape is 100% standard among black folk. She has the small waist, big butt, and hips…

    ^^^^

    WHAT THE F ARE YOU SMOKING…


  123. damn she is fine is there anyway i can get in touch with this girl

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