Mariah Carey Has a Cleavage Assistant on Staff

Posted on May 25th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Attention Slores, Ho Sit Down, Hollyweird, Mariah Carey, News

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Mariah knows she’s doing too much. She has a staff of 15 people that travel with her everywhere she goes and there’s a designated cleavage assistant who maintains her ta-tas for all her personal appearances. Flip the switch for more

When she wafted into the white marbled halls of the Martinez Hotel, she brought with her a 15-strong entourage, including three personal assistants, a hairdresser, a stylist, a make-up artist, a masseuse, a chauffeur and a dietician. She has an assistant whose job it is to follow her with wet wipes to clean her hands after she has touched anything, and also to clean anything which she might potentially touch. Another prances in her wake with a glass of warm water and a straw. The water has to be kept at just a little above room temperature to help her voice – which is, indeed, astonishing. Her vocal range is so accomplished that many say she can produce sounds high enough to startle a bat. In the evening, this assistant also has the task of monitoring her cleavage and reapplying modesty tape, if required. Working for Mariah requires you to be on duty 24 hours a day. Also in attendance, at all times, are five bodyguards. The bodyguards form a ring around her when she ventures out – as if she were the jam in the middle of a muscular doughnut – shouting “Miss Carey coming through!” and: “‘Make way for Mariah!” One who has spent time with Miss Carey says that her world is exactly the one a 12-year-old girl would order if she had unlimited funds at her disposal. Everywhere you turn there is a lot of pink, a lot of glitter, and a lot of gold.

Didn’t J-Lo have a nipple tweaker on set for her music video? What’s the deal with these pop divas? Ridiculous. SMH

  • Chocolate Wisdom

    1st

  • Eve

    Oh Yeah! She’s forcing it!

  • Keepin it Gangsta

    How in the hell is Mariah gonna take care of Nicks thang thang if she can’t even wipe her own ass. Does she have an assistant that fhucks her man too. Cause if she does, ill apply..

  • michelle

    this is what happens when u have too much $$$$$ u dont know what to do with it so u start spending it on stupid shit!

  • ahahahahahah

    The path of foolishness is well traveled by Mariah. Unfortunately.

  • enlight

    hmm, this kinda makes me believe that story from a few years back saying she has someone whose job is to remove her tampons on tour. ewww…

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    I’m surprised she doesn’t have a personal attendant designated to wipe her ass.

  • 11:11

    look all the idiots who would believe this trash

  • ebaY

    i mean, uhmm to us thats far-fetched but i mean if its true atleast she’s giving someone a job .
    eh idk.

  • Journey

    That is too funny.

  • THISISME

    DAMN!! I WISH I HAD THAT JOB!!!

  • Da Angel

    wateva

  • Come on People

    If you had paps around you all the time, you need someone that is focused on every little detail because remembert Tara Reed. How long did she stand there taking pictures with her breast out? Talk about an embarassing moment.

  • EnameL

    Mariah needs to get a life cuz her’s doesn’t seem to be working too well.

  • Lele

    Yeah right, this is bull sh*t. Who Ever Believes this is a dumbass

  • crazysexycool

    12 year old girl – now I know, why Nick is with her!

  • Meemeemoo

    This is the reason why some entertainers go bankrupt, Toni Braxton, buying $5000.00 sheets for the bed, B*&tch please. Fix your own sh&t.

  • barb

    ummm, ho sit down.

  • WIFEY06

    as for any white girl that is her best aset!!!

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