Mariah Carey Has a Cleavage Assistant on Staff

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May 25th, 2009

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Mariah knows she’s doing too much. She has a staff of 15 people that travel with her everywhere she goes and there’s a designated cleavage assistant who maintains her ta-tas for all her personal appearances. Flip the switch for more

When she wafted into the white marbled halls of the Martinez Hotel, she brought with her a 15-strong entourage, including three personal assistants, a hairdresser, a stylist, a make-up artist, a masseuse, a chauffeur and a dietician. She has an assistant whose job it is to follow her with wet wipes to clean her hands after she has touched anything, and also to clean anything which she might potentially touch. Another prances in her wake with a glass of warm water and a straw. The water has to be kept at just a little above room temperature to help her voice – which is, indeed, astonishing. Her vocal range is so accomplished that many say she can produce sounds high enough to startle a bat. In the evening, this assistant also has the task of monitoring her cleavage and reapplying modesty tape, if required. Working for Mariah requires you to be on duty 24 hours a day. Also in attendance, at all times, are five bodyguards. The bodyguards form a ring around her when she ventures out – as if she were the jam in the middle of a muscular doughnut – shouting “Miss Carey coming through!” and: “‘Make way for Mariah!” One who has spent time with Miss Carey says that her world is exactly the one a 12-year-old girl would order if she had unlimited funds at her disposal. Everywhere you turn there is a lot of pink, a lot of glitter, and a lot of gold.

Didn’t J-Lo have a nipple tweaker on set for her music video? What’s the deal with these pop divas? Ridiculous. SMH

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Comments

29 Responses to “Mariah Carey Has a Cleavage Assistant on Staff”

Chocolate Wisdom

5/25/09, 10:24:am

1st

Eve

5/25/09, 10:25:am

Oh Yeah! She’s forcing it!

11:11

5/25/09, 10:34:am

bossip writers are so jealous of MiMi. she probably doesn’t even know this poorly written/ran blog is exists.

Keepin it Gangsta

5/25/09, 10:34:am

How in the hell is Mariah gonna take care of Nicks thang thang if she can’t even wipe her own *****. Does she have an *****istant that fhucks her man too. Cause if she does, ill apply..

Keepin it Gangsta

5/25/09, 10:38:am

Mariah needs to go sit her funky ***** down and realize its only a matter of time before Nick gets tired of that thang thang and goes out an gets himself a new piece. When that happens shell fall off her high horse and get a nice reality check….

michelle

5/25/09, 10:39:am

this is what happens when u have too much $$$$$ u dont know what to do with it so u start spending it on stupid *****!

ahahahahahah

5/25/09, 10:48:am

The path of foolishness is well traveled by Mariah. Unfortunately.

enlight

5/25/09, 10:55:am

hmm, this kinda makes me believe that story from a few years back saying she has someone whose job is to remove her tampons on tour. ewww…

Jane Doe

5/25/09, 11:02:am

Bossip stop lying you guys need more people..

AmJe

5/25/09, 11:22:am

This ***** is crazy..if all that is true I mean really, Ms. CArey are you serious..

lol @ enlight

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

5/25/09, 11:28:am

I’m surprised she doesn’t have a personal attendant designated to wipe her *****.

11:11

5/25/09, 11:33:am

look all the idiots who would believe this trash

ebaY

5/25/09, 11:50:am

i mean, uhmm to us thats far-fetched but i mean if its true atleast she’s giving someone a job .
eh idk.

Journey

5/25/09, 12:43:pm

That is too funny.

THISISME

5/25/09, 18:19:pm

DAMN!! I WISH I HAD THAT JOB!!!

Da Angel

5/25/09, 18:44:pm

wateva

Come on People

5/25/09, 19:46:pm

If you had paps around you all the time, you need someone that is focused on every little detail because remembert Tara Reed. How long did she stand there taking pictures with her breast out? Talk about an embar*****ing moment.

EnameL

5/25/09, 22:16:pm

Mariah needs to get a life cuz her’s doesn’t seem to be working too well.

Lele

5/25/09, 23:51:pm

Yeah right, this is bull sh*t. Who Ever Believes this is a dumb*****

LEESA

5/26/09, 03:22:am

Its her money, she works hard for it, and she can spend it any *****in’ way she wants to!
Jealous much?

crazysexycool

5/26/09, 06:34:am

12 year old girl – now I know, why Nick is with her!

Lacey

5/26/09, 09:08:am

She is a diva, but I wonder what type of person would want a job being a “wet wiper washer”. That is some pretty demeaning work, makes me wonder what they would put on their resume.

Meemeemoo

5/26/09, 13:21:pm

This is the reason why some entertainers go bankrupt, Toni Braxton, buying $5000.00 sheets for the bed, B*&tch please. Fix your own sh&t.

waka waka

5/26/09, 16:31:pm

Sweet gig…breast watcher

barb

5/26/09, 16:42:pm

ummm, ho sit down.

WIFEY06

5/26/09, 16:52:pm

as for any white girl that is her best aset!!!

keteelah

5/26/09, 21:34:pm

That aint nothing…. Jennifer Lopez been had people patroling her ***** she has her own nipple twirpper jus to make those things hard… lol

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