Beyonce: “I’m a Horrible Housewife”

Posted on May 25th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, Jay-Z, matrimony-dom, News

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Not that we’re surprised but Bey doesn’t do the domestic thing all too well. Can you imagine the diva scrubbing floors in her Christian Louboutin heels? Pop the hood for more

While appearing on, The Late Show with David Letterman Beyonce let a little secret slip. She admitted that she can’t cook or clean. “When I’m home, I’m so lazy. I mean, I literally drop my shoes there. I can’t cook. Anything to do with cleaning, cooking, I’m just bad at it.” Well there has to be something Jay-Z loves about the Single Lady’s singer. Wonder what it is?

Damn Bey, you can’t throw down or get the house right? What are you good for?

  • mostarstyle

    who needs a wife that cant cook or clean?!

  • ms. f. baby

    Lmao maybe if she were home often and not selling out millions she would learn to cook and clean

  • I WILL SAY ANYTHING!!!

    WHO CARES!!

  • obi

    haterS!!!!! We all dont cook and clean… would u if u were beyonce?

  • Jade Silver

    Stripper pole and heels, works for her! As Eddie Murphy said in Raw ‘When your man has $300mil, all you have to do is f*ck your husband’. You ain’t no regular housewife.

  • Jay move on!

    She should give this men some babys and try to be a good houswife. God, he deserves a good women.

  • nitenrz

    so sick of her. she is old news

  • Lost ONe!

    I wonder what Jay really loves about that women!! she’s never around and doesnt really care about him.
    He’s 40 no kids. Move on Hov, now!!

  • Mrs. Rance

    B was not raised to be a housewife. She has neither the time nor the inclination to be slaving over housework. Ain’t nothin wrong with that.

  • Ariele

    I wonder what Jay really loves about that women!! she’s never around and doesnt really care about him.
    He’s 40 no kids. Move on Hov, now!!

    ————-

    Um, he has a little boy that he doesnt seem to care about. Besides Beyonce has a career . . . and she’s not even 30 yet. I could see if she wasnt doing anything w/ her life then she could have baby after baby before she turned 20.

  • Angie

    250$?? More like 600$ + lol

  • TABU09

    even though bey career has stunt her growth into being a housewife or just a basic cook. it is no secret ‘livin the life’. you have the money to eat out/ hire a private chef/ maid. wtf do you need to clean and cook for. you at least can clean up behind yourself

  • Chocolate

    If she refuses to do house work of any kind, even cleaning up after herself thats ridiculous. If she can’t do that, then she needs to get it together. Being a wife, means to a certain point you need to be domestic, famous or not.

  • Aikandy

    and $600 is the cheapest pair, i’ve seen Bey with the $2560s on….

  • pm

    she 81mil last year she dont have to cook and clean a goddamn thang, thats what those south american housekeepers are for.

  • pm

    most females now a days can barely microwave pizza products

  • Jade Silver

    Oh well, JayZ knew she couldn’t burn when he married her, so we shouldn’t worry if she don’t do a damn thing in her home.

    LMAO @ pm’s comment.

  • facefacts

    Well duh she was not programmed for domestic duties she’s a stage robot!!!

  • AmJe

    who cares i’m so sick of her..f*ck a b season

  • flawda

    these women nowadays are worthless, i would never marry a woman who can’t take care of my seeds and my kids aren’t eating fastfood.

  • sayitwrite

    what $250 louboutin heels? let me know where i can find some! You mean more like $800 — for the plain ones. SMH, do the homework first!

  • yve

    Like everyone else, I just want to know where you can get some Louboutin’s for $250?

  • TR

    umm….where have you seen $250 Louboutins?? Let me know please!

  • vettie

    more like $2500 shoes, you can’t loubos for $250

  • Denisha Hartsfield

    Well the last time i checked being able to cook and clean aint never kept a man nor made a man put a ring on it! So many of us woman believe “What one woman want do another woman will.” I beg to diagree. What u will do he might still let 3 or 4 more woman do right along with you! Cooking,cleaning,sexing,kids,money,ect are all bonuses for a good man TRUE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE that he has for YOU keeps them. So keep doing yo thang MRS. BEYONCE cause obviously HE LOVES IT!!!!!

  • tiredofthebs

    @Denisha Hartsfield
    I agree 100%. It’s sad to see how desparate some women are. All this talk about her cooking and cleaning sets women back to the days when that’s all we were “allowed” to do, and if that was so good, we would have needed the Women’s Movement to do otherwise. Yet this stigma, that it is a woman’s job to be domestic has stuck in the minds of many. And by doing so we sell men short, since I believe it is the responsibility of BOTH parents to cook, clean, and take care of the children.

    Truth is most are hating on them, and know good and well that they have no problem with someone like Oprah having a cook and people to clean up after her, but they have a problem with them. Quit hating and acting like they have 9-5 jobs.

  • Newbie

    That’s what chefs and maids are for.

  • K-mia

    like we didnt know that, Beyonce has probably never had to clean up after herself…probably never will

  • JAZI

    Its cool that you are blessed enough to have someone cook and clean for you..but to brag that you are sloppy & don’t know how to cook? before she even became famous cleaning & cooking are things she should have learned at home..

  • Stargurl

    WOOOOWWWW PEOPLE!! i thought we were changing societies stereotypes about women! So what if she cant cook! or if shes a bit messsy thas what maids and chefs are for…the woman has so much money she can do as she pleases and sorry for her takin over the music world that she cudnt take tme to be an average boring stereotypical woman like all y’all HEIFERS

  • keely

    ok she’s wealthy, she doesn’t have to cook and clean when most women with half her money dont. it would be nice every once in a while to surprise your man with a meal courtesy of you…

    p.s. i’m college educated women and have a career, yet still have time to cook every other day and keep my place clean…this scores high with dudes because most women can’t or won’t…

  • DDub

    haha. Jay probably still wear a condom and she still take birth control pills

  • hey girl

    I love Beyonce, but this is way to funny not topost, so Beyonce fans please don’t e-sassinate me… Like they say you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife hahahaha see you Juky 11 at the palace

  • Miss Beasley

    Preach Denisha! I agree 100% You can do all the “traditional” things in the world for a man ie: keep his stomach full and his balls empty, but if you don’t have that certain thing that keeps him interested then forget it.

    I for damn sure wouldn’t want a man who only valued me for my domestic skills. We wouldn’t get very far because to me I think cooking for a man is an intimate, personal thing. You don’t do that for anyone…….stop giving the goods away!

  • pm

    @ Missylol ” stomach full and his balls empty” thats all a man wants in life..

  • Monti

    It’s not the traditional things that make him “put a ring on it”, it’s what makes him stay. She’s always gonna be about her career. The sad thing is that they’ll have kids raised by nannies their whole life. I could see her being “Mommy Dearest”.

  • su

    @ miss beasley

    that comment made me laugh, ive never heard something explained like that before…
    i shall now try and throw that into a conversation…

  • B

    she ain’t going to have no babies with his beat up looking ass. They are together for her image and his image. They stay in the press all the time to keep her name on fire as she tries selling five million unsold copies her last album.

  • JINNY

    DUH,,,,,LOOK AT HER BACKGROUND SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WEALTHY…

  • TongueTied

    “Can’t throw-down or get the house right …” But at 80 million, the chef is on hit, the maid don’t miss a beat …and housework and cooking are over-rated …I’ll take Bey for 80 million and baby you don’t have to cook, clean or nothing ..that’s what we got servants for!!!

  • jazzijo

    who says a woman has to cook and clean?! what about a woman that has a goal in life? aint that more important?

  • leta354

    Bey cooking and cleaning? for real ya’ll? Hov just wants a top shelf arm piece – he can get the rest. Bey is set for life and messing up her manicure and steaming up the front of her lace fronts ain’t part of the picture….

  • Hottestchickinthegame

    @ Married mommy to be…OKAY….no offence, but.those 3 D and 4 D ultasounds are super creepy to me and I’m a nurse LOL!

    Congratulations on the baby, good luck and enjoy while you can!!!

    Stay well and get plenty of sleep while you can as well LOL! :)

    I’m wit’chu on the Merry Maids though…….I work 12 hour shifts 3-4 days a week with 2 half grown boys so Merry maids DO come in handy from time to time LOL!!!

  • Ashanti

    I think some of you got it wrong… Beyonce doesn’t have to be domestic, but she should have the wherewithal to clean up behind herself. It is called having self-pride and consideration. It is like me walking my dog in the neighborhood and letting him crap on the sidewalk and not scooping it up because I feel there are people who can do it for me.

    So, I don’t think this is about being rich or a diva or even fulfilling any sterotypes. I think this is about Beyonce having the habits of a pig!

  • MaRRied_MoMMy2B

    @Hottestchickinthegame
    LoL, it is really creepy. I think the same thing!!! LMAO, so no offense taken. Thanks, I need all the luck I can get! I’ve never really been around babies and this is our 1st so it’s scary, but I can’t wait to hold her and bring her home and start a new chapter in our lives. I sleep off and on all day since I’m on bed rest. Lol merry maids are helpful, especially now! LoL
    Thanks again!

  • brooklyn kid

    That’s why are african american children especially young girl are walking around with big fat bellies.. because some “mothers” think it’s cute not to cook. So when your big fat kid gets childhood diabetes don’t blame the sh*t on MacDonalds. God blessed Beyonce with talent he can give and take away, girlfriend, so she for her own self worth should know how to do every day chores, just like the rest of us… Just cause you have money shouldn’t excuse you from making assinine statements

  • Lady of Charity

    Cooking and cleaning are basic life survival skills, I don’t give a damn who you are!!! You never know what life can throw you.

  • Tate

    $$$

  • latanya

    Folk r crazy! y would u think that the only reason 2 have or need a wife is so that she can do domestic work 4 u??? that is not what marriage is defined as. Its a union between 2 people, it has nothing to do with u cooking or cleaning all ur life. they have millions of dollars, they can hire someone to do their “dirty” work and even if they can’t it doesn’t mean that she is not a good wife and he is not a good husband. the people making those remarks are definitely single, or at least not married because they’d know better. dumbasses!

  • http://bossip.com I done gave up that narcotic !

    ARE YOU STUPID ? Bey’s not cleaning shit….they have maids….

  • Carla

    Opps, I meant probably, sorry !

  • WIFEY06

    damn she won’t even clean up after herself that is tacky……

    but she can afford a maid!!

  • Knottmyhair

    Tina & Matthew was to busy trying to make a star…can’t be it all!….I still love out Bey tho

  • Carla

    Wow, when I become half way successful I’ll hire an assistant to clean every now and then but mainly she’ll do errands for me, like fetch some Mcdonald’s or some fruit, lol. And no I won’t pull a Vanessa either she’ll be paid well, get free trips to Las Vegas, Miami, Atlantic City, Dubai, Paris, London, Amsterdam, South Africa, Japan, and many more locations around the world enjoying the jet setting life style, lol… Well can’t I dream for 5 minutes ?

  • http://bossip.com Vicious Virgo

    She doesnt have to know how to cook or clean idiots, SHE”S BEYONCE.

  • shay

    She has been sayn this for years so why is it every other week one of you gossip sites are reporting it?? Get over it, let’s tlk about someone else for a change

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