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Hell to tha no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL NAW

ewwww no….

Yeah…I would add another person, another man that is…lol. Seriously though, if you’re in a committed relationship, what’s the point in that? There is no way in hell my man is bringing another chick all up and through my bed…OH HELL NO!!!

y not ladies…lmao

no way~~~ not on your life, two is company three’s a crowd>

Why not? If your man is gonna cheat than he is gonna cheat-no way around that. If you both are open to it for the right reasons, set boundaries and have open communication then it can work.

Im surprised at how many ladies are against this so far…

Nique

Why not? If your man is gonna cheat than he is gonna cheat-no way around that. If you both are open to it for the right reasons, set boundaries and have open communication then it can work.

sounds good to me

is it because you think he may enjoy the other woman better or that she might be better at something than you!?!

Are you serious!! If you let your man do some sh!t like that in front of you- ain’t NO TELLIN what he’s trying to get away with behind your back!!

@PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

Yeah…I would add another person, another man that is…lol. Seriously though, if you’re in a committed relationship, what’s the point in that? There is no way in hell my man is bringing another chick all up and through my bed…OH HELL NO!!!

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LOL!! That’s the answer any woman with self-respect would give.

Good girl

If you let your man do some sh!t like that in front of you- ain’t NO TELLIN what he’s trying to get away with behind your back!!
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Cosign!!

Erm wass this to tell u the truth Im not even that interested.

I’ve tried for YEARS to get my wife to be down for a little menage but she won’t budge

She says the same thing PoetryisMe said…. Yeah, another guy

@ trs

Whatz goodie?

Scorpios stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Brooklyn

What’s up Brooklyn!!! I hate to tell ya, but your wife probably isn’t eva going to be down for that….she wants you all to herself!

@JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Scorpios stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We right here!!! 100% Scorpio

@trs

@ Brooklyn

What’s up Brooklyn!!! I hate to tell ya, but your wife probably isn’t eva going to be down for that….she wants you all to herself!
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Who you telling girlie… I remember once it ALMOST went down but the other girl & myself were a little too exited about the opportunity so my wife deaded us, lol… Oh wellz, you win some…

I would say yes. I think an open relationship can work if boundaries are set and communication is clear about expectations. When I was 20, I had a polygamous relationship, and it was one of my greatest, but I chose to leave. However, the two remained together and have been married for 8 years now and we’re all still really good friends. So yes, these set ups can work. -Liza, 30, Psychologist
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Come on seriously…this psychologist conveniently left out “why” she left. Open marriages or relationships are basic gateways to ending your relationhip. One thing this psychologist got right was communication and boundaries if you want to venture into this is key. But someone ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS catches feelings. I wonder if thats why this psychologist fell back.

@JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Scorpios stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We right here!!! 100% Scorpio

Me being the true scorpio I am will get my freak on in the bedroom in a heart beat. But he better know that if you brining in a woman (no girl on girl), I am bringing in a man.

But can’t be any friends.

Oh…and the guys know up in her for sure would not let their wife or girlfriend have a menage with you and one of your boys or a man of her selection – so lets not even go there…

I hear the birds chirping…cause its mad quiet right now….LMAO.

Nope. Trust me on this.

@JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

@JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Scorpios stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We right here!!! 100% Scorpio

Me being the true scorpio I am will get my freak on in the bedroom in a heart beat. But he better know that if you brining in a woman (no girl on girl), I am bringing in a man.

But can’t be any friends.
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Damn, that’s no fun! No girl on girl action? Booooooo, lol…. (Just Kidding)

My wife says the same sh*t to me.

I’d rather him do those things in front of me than behind my back! I dont know about some of you ladies in here but I want an open and honest relationship with my man. I want him to let me know what it is he wants or his fantasies and if Im down with it-why not? Doesnt make you less of a woman or lose your self respect-thats my man and I want to try and make him happy just like I would want for him to make me happy. Its about finding common ground without losing who you are…just my opinion.

Dreams and reality should never mix.

@Speaking the truth…(formerly Letstalktruth)

U speak the truth, lol…

A kingsize shared with two beautiful queens…..whats more beautiful than that….lmao

@Brookly, Stank Up!

ROTFLMAO…I knew you would feel me…cause I know you are not sharing your wife with NOBODY…LOL..nor would I share my man.

@ Brooklyn

I would have shut it down too…STAT!!! Sorry. LOL

@Nique

I’d rather him do those things in front of me than behind my back! I dont know about some of you ladies in here but I want an open and honest relationship with my man. I want him to let me know what it is he wants or his fantasies and if Im down with it-why not? Doesnt make you less of a woman or lose your self respect-thats my man and I want to try and make him happy just like I would want for him to make me happy. Its about finding common ground without losing who you are…just my opinion.
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Damn, where were you when I was taking my vows, lol… j/k

@Big Worm

ROTFLMAO!!!!!You are too funny.

The term is “polly” I love being in a open relationship, there is no lies, no confusion, everyone has there freedom.managamous relationship end all the time cause some one lied, cheated! Well if it is open to see who you want and they want, there would be know lies and cheating

@ trs

@ Brooklyn

I would have shut it down too…STAT!!! Sorry. LOL
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LMAO!!

Three is the nu 2

Nope…. Bringing someone else in is supposed to bring you two closer? That doesn’t even make sense!!!

there their dear

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

@JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Scorpios stand up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We right here!!! 100% Scorpio

Me being the true scorpio I am will get my freak on in the bedroom in a heart beat. But he better know that if you brining in a woman (no girl on girl), I am bringing in a man.

But can’t be any friends.

hell naw JB four is a crowd…the only place for that man you bring is outside in his car jacking off to what he hears us doing through the telephone

@Big Worm (Playing With My Money Is Like Playing With My Emotions)

A kingsize shared with two beautiful queens…..whats more beautiful than that….lmao
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LOL!!!

very selfish…can’t do it…

@ Brooklyn, Stand Up!! (sorry for the typo on the last post)

I feel you…most men do. But thats just a no-no.

@Brooklyn, Stand UP

LOL! You know what I think it is, I think it also has something to do with age and where you live too.

@ Big Perm, I mean Worm

No I was saying that if you have a girl, then next time I bring a guy

@Big Worm (Playing With My Money Is Like Playing With My Emotions)

hell naw JB four is a crowd…the only place for that man you bring is outside in his car jacking off to what he hears us doing through the telephone
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LMFAO!! HILARIOUS!!

@Speaking the truth…(formerly Letstalktruth)

@ Brooklyn, Stand Up!! (sorry for the typo on the last post)

I feel you…most men do. But thats just a no-no.
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LOL!!! Okay, your making me depressed now, lol… j/k

hell naw,

my negro might like it 2 much

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

ROTFLMAO…you know if you guys don’t mind slapping franks and beans with another guy…while doing your girl..its all good…right?

Birds chirping again?????

ROTFLMAO…Ok…I am done I won’t depress you anymore.

Whats up everybody…

Hmmmm an interesting topic!

Damn,

Worm what I go tot do to make you happy without licking her kitty or her licking mine?

I am at working laughing so hard at these post…I have to turn away from the screen….LMAO.

I know a couple that is making it work!

Speaking the truth…(formerly Letstalktruth)

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

ROTFLMAO…you know if you guys don’t mind slapping franks and beans with another guy…while doing your girl..its all good…right?

Birds chirping again?????

ROTFLMAO…Ok…I am done I won’t depress you anymore.

SMH see code 70

Hey pimpin!!

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Hey pimpin!!

Whats good? JB you aint down for no power munch?

@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

@ Big Perm, I mean Worm

No I was saying that if you have a girl, then next time I bring a guy
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Why bring another d*ck into the equation when we got me?

Nah, on some real sh*t, once you bring up another dude the conversation is pretty much over and my Menage-a-trois fantasies are CRUSHED!!!

I know my ex boyfriend used to ask me for a 3 some..although i told him another man was cool coz i no he wouldn’t go for that( ladies that’s a DL TEST 4 YA).. i think any woman who does this with her man is setting herself up for that man thinking less of his woman.Respect level goes down!!!
SURE I’D DO IT WITH A MAN I DONT WANT 2 BE WITH…im bi and lovin it!

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Damn,

Worm what I go tot do to make you happy without licking her kitty or her licking mine?

well there are exceptions to the rule, its going to be like DMV, somebody is going to have to wait in line until there number comes up

Whats good? JB you aint down for no power munch?

Um only if the munching is being done by a man

@ Speaking the truth…(formerly Letstalktruth)

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

ROTFLMAO…you know if you guys don’t mind slapping franks and beans with another guy…while doing your girl..its all good…right?

Birds chirping again?????

ROTFLMAO…Ok…I am done I won’t depress you anymore.

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LMPRAO!!! OMG You got me in tearz, LOL!!! That was funny

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

@ Big Perm, I mean Worm

No I was saying that if you have a girl, then next time I bring a guy
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Why bring another d*ck into the equation when we got me?

Nah, on some real sh*t, once you bring up another dude the conversation is pretty much over and my Menage-a-trois fantasies are CRUSHED!!!

yeah dogg at that point the fantasy becomes a nightmare

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

Whats good? JB you aint down for no power munch?

Um only if the munching is being done by a man

LOL, sticking to your code huh?

@@ Speaking the truth…(formerly Letstalktruth)

“slapping franks and beans with another guy”
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WOW!!! HILARIOUS!!! I’m still cracking up over here, lol… You about to get me fired, lol… My co-workers are looking at me like I’m crazy right now, lmao

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@Everybody

ROTFLMAO…I am no good. I am going to lunch…what a topic…!!!!LOL

@Big Worm (Playing With My Money Is Like Playing With My Emotions)

Who you telling Big Worm, lol…

I’m like you dawgz…. Hell 2 the NO!!

Hey pimpin!

trs

Hey pimpin!

Still I rise, Still I rise, CYE

Whaddup pimpin

@ bk stand-up….whaddup fam….viva las vegas huh?

To the women agreeing with this- “accidents” happen, how you feel if the other woman gets pregnant?? Then you gotta deal with this for at least 18 years?……
Trust me- you do this with your man, he’ll be skeetin’ behind your back as well, talkin about “we got an open relationship”!…..
Fantasy and reality are 2 different things!…

@ Big Worm

smh its a firecode sweetie see code:70 above
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LMAO @ your fire code. You men sure are some hypocritical creatures.

@ snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

I’m out to lunch Uncle…. I’ll tell you all about my Vegas trip when I get back from the pizza shop dawgz…. I HAD MAD FUN!!!

What’s poppin big worm, “it’s principalities”….lol

trs

@ Big Worm

smh its a firecode sweetie see code:70 above
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LMAO @ your fire code. You men sure are some hypocritical creatures.

yes we are, but ya gotta luv us ; )

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

What’s poppin big worm, “it’s principalities”….lol

yeah dogg…..lmao

@ Brooklyn

If my girl ain’t comfortable w/ it then no, but if given the opportunity to join I will not object, lol
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SMH @ you Brooklyn!

@ Big Worm

yes we are, but ya gotta luv us ; )
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Yeah and if your woman really loves you…she isn’t going to want to share you with some other heffa!!! Most women feel that way….

It was only a matter of timebefore Man showed up!!

My scorpio brother!!

Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE

@JB & TRS, if the girls booty is Kentucky Derby its a 3 way every night anyway, me, her and the ass!

Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE

@JB & TRS, if the girls booty is Kentucky Derby its a 3 way every night anyway, me, her and the ass!

Well Pony up then Pimpin!!

Man I just dont care™

I thought the same thing. lol!

@ Pimpin

@JB & TRS, if the girls booty is Kentucky Derby its a 3 way every night anyway, me, her and the ass!
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LMAO!!!! You killing me with the Kentucky Derby commnts!!!

The problem w/ these relationships is that the 3rd party (usually a female) will tend to “like” one or the other more, and then want it to be a “side-hookup”. I know a lady who lives this lifestyle, and althought it works for them, they are constantly having to throw away a pefectly good p*ssy, and find another because the bytch didn’t play her role.

So, it’s the prospect of having to kill a bytch for trying to snake my man that turns me off, not the idea in and of itself….

Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)

Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE

@JB & TRS, if the girls booty is Kentucky Derby its a 3 way every night anyway, me, her and the ass!

lmao

I wouldn’t think any less of seeing my women going down on another woman
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What if she went down on another man. Would you think any less of her

this is interested…well maybe not with my man but some man and another woman….I might consider it…definitely not MY MAN!!

@ Big Worm

I hear what you are saying…but aint no way I am sharing my man with anyone!!!! That’s just me though…

@ Tee

Dreams and reality should never mix.
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Good one

missunderstood (Congratulations Georgetown Eagles Class of 2009!!!!)

The problem w/ these relationships is that the 3rd party (usually a female) will tend to “like” one or the other more, and then want it to be a “side-hookup”. I know a lady who lives this lifestyle, and althought it works for them, they are constantly having to throw away a pefectly good p*ssy, and find another because the bytch didn’t play her role.

So, it’s the prospect of having to kill a bytch for trying to snake my man that turns me off, not the idea in and of itself….

well that is understandable everyone has to be comfortable playing their roles or its going to be a problem

I knew I would find all the freaky peeps in here..LOL

Good Afternoon!

@ JB

What if she went down on another man. Would you think any less of her
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Good one JB!

and if I could have 2 men..the answer is YES..most men can’t handle that though..punks

HEY BE!!!!

Hey BE

Freaks? Wait until June 26th!!!

@TRS

♥♥♥ Hey beautiful ♥♥♥

….for the record… I would never share you.

YALL JUST LET ME ALL ALONE IN THE OTHER THREAD

Hey Man!

@ be…hey sunshine♥♥

OK I’M TOO SELFISH TO SHARE….I’M NOT INVITING ANOTHER WOMAN INTO MY BEDROOM…BESIDES THAT ISH IS SERIOUSLY GAY…HE WANT A 2ND WOMAN THEN I’LL CREATE AN ALTER EGO AND THROW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN THE MIX FOR SATISFACTION

Lady A

they started getting all political so I had to bounce.

@Jamaican Princess – Some of u men can barely please one woman, what you want with two??

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Hey Snoop – you know you wrong for double standards and sheeet!

Hey Lady A!!!!!

JB – I’ll let you know my nephew is graduating that day…

Some of u men can barely please one woman, what you want with two??
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i get no complaints, on my 5 min. incredible toe curling experiences…lol

@ Lady A

YALL JUST LET ME ALL ALONE IN THE OTHER THREAD
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I am sorry girl…I had to bounce.

LMAOOOO JB….

@ Man IJDC

.for the record… I would never share you.
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Ditto!

HEY BE!

on my 5 min. incredible toe curling experiences
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lady A

Luv the new gravie!

TRS….
THANKS…GOT INSPIRED BY UR BLK N WHT PHOTO

on my 5 min. incredible toe curling experiences
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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It’s like a rollercoaster ride, you will jump right back in line to get on again….lol

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

It’s like a rollercoaster ride, you will jump right back in line to get on again….lol

YEH CAUSE THE RIDE WAS SO SHORT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED….

Magic Johnson has the answer to your questions. I believe his reply was, I had one, then I wanted two, then I wanted three, I ended up with eight at once and still wasn’t satisfied. Then I caught HIV which brought me back to reality. When you make love to someone, you are actually sharring your essense (spirit/dna) with that person. If it’s only about the sex, you are not connected in the proper way to your spitit. Once you spiritually make love to someone, there is no need for extra partners, they just complicate matters.

BRB going to lunch

on my 5 min. incredible toe curling experiences
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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It’s like a rollercoaster ride, you will jump right back in line to get on again….lol

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yea aight….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Snoop
i get no complaints, on my 5 min. incredible toe curling experiences…lol
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You didn’t get the complaint. all her girlfriends did. I can hear the start of that convo
“guuurrrlll, this fool here…”

*WHISPERING IN MAN’S EAR*

YEH CAUSE THE RIDE WAS SO SHORT YOU NEED TO BE REMINDED OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED….
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Never done it, BUT, if I had to- I’d be druuuunk, it’d be someone I just met a club, someone I don’t care to know, and will never ever see again! And my man wouldn’t be there……………..Does this count?!

@ Jamaican Princess

You didn’t get the complaint. all her girlfriends did. I can hear the start of that convo
“guuurrrlll, this fool here…”
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*HIGH FIVE*

Girl PLEASE let em know!!! lol

You didn’t get the complaint. all her girlfriends did. I can hear the start of that convo
“guuurrrlll, this fool here…”
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LMAO!!!! you know i’m playing right?

@Snoop – LMAO!!!! you know i’m playing right?

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No we don’t know because you been “playing” eerday for about a year now…we take it as a warning..lol

@Rrrrroe Ski Love- agreed…. if you are spiritually and emotionally connected, the desire to share yourself with others tends to not be an issue…

@snoop
I hope you are honey lol
cause in the first five minutes i’m still thinking about what the outfit im gonna wear later. I’m not completely in the mood yet. A man got to work harder.

@TRS
girl I don’t play when it comes to waste of time sex, I think that should have been in the 10 commandments
“Thou shalt not sweat out my good yaki, if you know it aintgood”

@ ManIJDC

Dayum you was wrong for not going to the hospital too!!!! SMH @ how you do.

YES! I’d be open to this!

@ Jamaican Princess

@TRS
girl I don’t play when it comes to waste of time sex, I think that should have been in the 10 commandments
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Girl you heard? Shoot a man gotta come correct! He better be ready to go to war…not waste 5-10 minutes of my time!!! LOL

@TRS
Men don’t realize how important it is to perfect the craft. Men listen up, When your woman sees that you are working to please her first, and then yourself second, you get all kinds of tricks from her.

Trust me!

I hope you are honey lol
cause in the first five minutes i’m still thinking about what the outfit im gonna wear later. I’m not completely in the mood yet. A man got to work harder
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see with you, i would take my time, with BE, i’ll wham bam thank you mam her azz…j/k lol

Is this where everyone is playing? Whats going on in here?

@ Jamaican Princess

Men listen up, When your woman sees that you are working to please her first, and then yourself second, you get all kinds of tricks from her.

Trust me!
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100% Cosign on this!!!!!

@ELLE
“I am very pleased with men and men only I don’t get down with females I think girl on girl action is reserved strictly for the lez’s in this world. the only vagina and breasts I want to know and touch is mine and mine only,
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Well, we agree on something. I want to know and touch your vagina and breasts too.

See there, and we always arguing over nothing. Come here and let’s get started….

@Snoop – see with you, i would take my time, with BE, i’ll wham bam thank you mam her azz…j/k lol

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…still..BBBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

HEY Awesome!!

THUMBS UP TO Jamaican Princess giving the knowledge..LET EM KNOW

@MIJDC
see now i’d have to put my writer’s skills to work. I’m what you call hyper-jointed. So I get down like a pretzel. It’s just a lot to explain on here.
I will say this though, my man (when I had one) never came home to the same girl every day. Sometimes he would come home to my alter-egos.

One day its candle lights, the next day, it’s full on assault and dominate as he gets in the door.
the next day, its a full on strip tease type joint.

But that’s all for a man who shows that kind of interest in keeping me pleased.

Well, we agree on something. I want to know and touch your vagina and breasts too.

See there, and we always arguing over nothing. Come here and let’s get started….
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i’m leaving

A radio personality said it best, “Women can’t go backwards in lifestyle and men can’t go backwards sexually”….once you start some stuff like this, he will want you to continue. And if he asks for something like this, he’s probably cheating anyway.

Hell.

No.

=]

ALTER EGOS!!!….I’M GLAD SOME WOMEN AGREE

HI FIVES JP

@ seek

100% agree

also, lady arch…
that’s the way to do it!

@ Snoop
see with you, i would take my time, with BE, i’ll wham bam thank you mam her azz…j/k lol
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see now….lol
@BE
They betta know.
Men talk about how many women they have slept with once – slam bam thank you mam- real jack hammer style. Some don’t realize that these women would not even allow them to sniff those undies for a second time anyways. They failed so miserably.
So even if they wanted a round 2… “game over paatna”

Hey BE!!!

@ELLE

I’m sorry… come back. I was just joking.

@ Jamaican Princess

Men talk about how many women they have slept with once – slam bam thank you mam- real jack hammer style. Some don’t realize that these women would not even allow them to sniff those undies for a second time anyways. They failed so miserably.
So even if they wanted a round 2… “game over paatna”
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Signing my name all ova this!!!!!!

**gasp**

… is that…. “Brianna????”

brb…

lunch time.

@ Jamaican Princess

Men talk about how many women they have slept with once – slam bam thank you mam- real jack hammer style. Some don’t realize that these women would not even allow them to sniff those undies for a second time anyways. They failed so miserably.
So even if they wanted a round 2… “game over paatna”
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Signing my name all ova this!!!!!!
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you got that right!!! hahaha so true. 500% cosign. men and their egos.

This where everybody at baby?

@
just saying
you sure she wasn’t tryna get away? hmm let’s think about it.

BRB

This is pic up top is off as all hell , yall know your average brotha is going to come the party with the champagne in a box joint lol

Ok what we talking about now?

JB,
MEN AND WOMEN PLEASURE

@ Jamaican Princess

@
just saying
you sure she wasn’t tryna get away? hmm let’s think about it.

BRB
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Hmmm

Naw……… she was tryin to get her’s….!
I’m surprised cause most women are scared of snakes!

LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

JB,
MEN AND WOMEN PLEASURE

It would pleasure me so much to be able to pull the Trigga!!!!!

No, No, No!! Absolutely not.

People can do what they want, but this is not for me.

JB I need to talk with you about some of your techniques.

where’d everybody go?

I wasn’t planning on leaving this thread!
*damn, Elle was SERIOUS about “getting ghost”*

Okay, I’m back… What I miss?

JB…LOL WHILE YOU DO THAT I’LL BE SCREAMING SOS!

@Lady A

Hey- I love your idea about the alter ego, lol…
My wife has actually done that for me before. Her name was Jessica and she had long legs, pumps & a bump, lol…

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
THAT’S WASSUP…THAT’S HOW YOU KEEP THINGS INTERESTING….MEN SHOULD ALTER EGO TOO…

@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
THAT’S WASSUP…THAT’S HOW YOU KEEP THINGS INTERESTING….MEN SHOULD ALTER EGO TOO…
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I’m wit that… Got any idea’s for me?

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
UMM I DONNO…WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE? I PERSONALLY HAVE A THING FOR CONSTRUCTION MEN…TOLD MY BF HE NEED A BEATER, TIMBS, HARD HAT AND A TOOL BELT….(STILL WAITING ON THAT…SMH)

UMM I DONNO…WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE? I PERSONALLY HAVE A THING FOR CONSTRUCTION MEN…TOLD MY BF HE NEED A BEATER, TIMBS, HARD HAT AND A TOOL BELT….(STILL WAITING ON THAT…SMH)
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**running to Home Depot and to get plane tickets to VA**

UMM I DONNO…WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE? I PERSONALLY HAVE A THING FOR CONSTRUCTION MEN…TOLD MY BF HE NEED A BEATER, TIMBS, HARD HAT AND A TOOL BELT….(STILL WAITING ON THAT…SMH)
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…. well well well… wouldn’t you know. I juuuuuust so happen to have all of those things AND some plane tickets to VA.

Man I just dont care™

**running to Home Depot and to get plane tickets to VA**

LMAO…I ALREADY HAVE A HARD HAT TOO SO DON’T BUY ONE…

@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
UMM I DONNO…WHAT DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE? I PERSONALLY HAVE A THING FOR CONSTRUCTION MEN…TOLD MY BF HE NEED A BEATER, TIMBS, HARD HAT AND A TOOL BELT….(STILL WAITING ON THAT…SMH)

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LMPRAO!!! That’s cool. I dunno, I guess the only way to find out is to ask.

See when people do menages feelings get involved..I don’t care what anybody says.

DAMN… where did all the women go?

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
YEH THE BEST WAY IS TO ASK….BUT DONT GIVE ANY HINTS ABOUT BEING HER ALTER EGO…YOU JUST GOTTA SURPRISE HER 1 DAY….

@Jb….wait, wait, wait…don’t tell me you were at the lock-in at the Korean Center…

I was there…which one with the dredz? The one who hosted the party?

I like BODY(and they call him ruff rider)….

Which ruff ryder?

*what ya’ll talking about?*

Lady A

I think we have another person for our table!!!

These Male strippers prolly more interested in men. Yall do know that huh? LOL.

*yeah, I’m hatin’*

@Man, I just Don’t Care

Put your picture up baby. I got this imagination you tall, chocolate, and handsome baby! Tell me my mind not lying to me?

Opening your reletionship to a third person is only going to end up bad. Not only do you have to make up all kinds of rules but eventually feelings do get involved. I would never want to share my woman with another dude so I can’t expect her to want to share me either. Besides for me 1 girl and 2 guys is just some gay sh$$.

@ LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
YEH THE BEST WAY IS TO ASK….BUT DONT GIVE ANY HINTS ABOUT BEING HER ALTER EGO…YOU JUST GOTTA SURPRISE HER 1 DAY….
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Ahhh, Gotcha! Thanx Lady A

@JB

He doesn’t wear the “gay looking” costumes…he usually just keep on his jeans and he has a tiny tiny waist…and a beautiful smile…but I think his name is “The One They Call BODY”

@trs

*what ya’ll talking about?*
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S.E.X.

I think we have another person for our table!!!
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Don’t forget about a sista now…

No that is not mine. Mine was the straight thug. Ok we are going to have to hook-up and you sit at our table

Christian Lacroix’s fashion company has just filed for bankruptcy.

Everything’s on sale!

**lurking hard**

@ Brooklyn…

Sorry for the delayed response, but I was out of the office getting my lunch on. What’s good?

What’s going on in here cuz I’m nosey as hell and I need to know immediately…lol

A couple I know did this and ole’ girl switched to the other team…..EXCLUSIVELY.
I don’t know if dude was more pissed about losing her or having his ego bruised.

Be careful what you wish for……

p.s. Men are very territorial, if he wants to share you like that, you don’t mean a damn thing to him.

Small world right?? I was getting my hair done, my stylist works on Withduck Rd and she had an extra ticket. And I wasn’t going to go because I still had on my “work” clothes and it was raining but I was like ….why not…

Girl, my hubby said “You should get your hair done on Friday’s more often, you came home all worked up and ready!!”. He still thinks I was at the shop til after midnight (that’ not unually)

I got home tried every move I saw. I had to throw on a flick to act like that’s why I was so freaky… He still dont know I went…

@Man I Just Dont Care

You read my comment baby now tell me whats up!!!!!!

MIJDC,
JUST STRIP FOR US…

Lady A which one was the Body?

yeah.. NOOOOO

Why are these young fast-tailed floozies getting all the attention and you dumb guys looking past my goods?

Umm…..O.K.?

A couple I know did this and ole’ girl switched to the other team…..EXCLUSIVELY.
I don’t know if dude was more pissed about losing her or having his ego bruised.

Be careful what you wish for……

p.s. Men are very territorial, if he wants to share you like that, you don’t mean a damn thing to him.

damn shawty his ego took one right between the legs literally!!! lmao

For the record, I’m 5’7″, albino and people don’t bother too much about my lazy eye or crooked teeth.

MY SWAG IS ON 100,000 TRILLION THO!!

lol.

For the record, I’m 5’4″, two shades LIGHTER than Jason Kidd and people don’t bother too much about my lazy eye or crooked teeth.

MY SWAG IS ON 100,000 TRILLION THO!!

lol.

JB,
BODY WASN’T THERE

for me 1 girl and 2 guys is just some gay sh$$.
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@brnhornet

Yeah, what man wants to see another man’s ding-a-ling in his midst and/or wants another d*ck up in his girls’ poo-nanny or mouth while he’s right there, right in front of his face… SMH

And then if you bring a girl into the mix you gotta worry about the other broad turning you’re girl out… (*won’t happen to me ’cause I LOVE to eat pu$$y) From what I’ve been told = when a womann is with another woman it’s like being in the house that you’ve grown up in all your life with the lights turned off and it ain’t a thing ’cause you know where everything is…

Back on My Swag

So we must have been at different shows. But you need to come to the one on June 26th.

@PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

@ Brooklyn…

Sorry for the delayed response, but I was out of the office getting my lunch on. What’s good?

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No problem chica, lol… Just here trying to kill time, how about yourself buddy?

LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

MIJDC,
JUST STRIP FOR US…
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Now that’s a good idea…
I got loose dollars and everything…lol

#9,
I BEEN ASKED YOU FOR A PRIVATE DANCE…

Im going to stand outside of the Norfolk City Jail and catch me some loving this evening at release time.

Uh oh…. the ladies breaking out dollars for me to strip. You ain’t gotta tell me twice.

que the music….

Pimpin

I would rather had you there than to have fat boy that was there.

LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

#9,
I BEEN ASKED YOU FOR A PRIVATE DANCE…

Oh you know you penciled in!

@ Brooklyn…

Chillin’ in the cut. Wait a minute, that phrase is old and lame as hell…lol. I’m pretty much doing the same thing. I’m giving one of my students a test so I’m idle for at least an hour.

@ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

for me 1 girl and 2 guys is just some gay sh$$.
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@brnhornet

Yeah, what man wants to see another man’s ding-a-ling in his midst and/or wants another d*ck up in his girls’ poo-nanny or mouth while he’s right there, right in front of his face… SMH

And then if you bring a girl into the mix you gotta worry about the other broad turning you’re girl out… (*won’t happen to me ’cause I LOVE to eat pu$$y) From what I’ve been told = when a womann is with another woman it’s like being in the house that you’ve grown up in all your life with the lights turned off and it ain’t a thing ’cause you know where everything is…
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I love dudes that love to eat…Some of my girls tell me that dudes be holding out with the mouth and lip service…I was like “HELL NOOOOOOO” My man dont have to ever worry about me leaving…

A man that wont eat…consistently…oh the horror

@MIJDC

Uh oh…. the ladies breaking out dollars for me to strip. You ain’t gotta tell me twice.

que the music….
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ROTFLMAO…

@PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

@ Brooklyn…

Chillin’ in the cut. Wait a minute, that phrase is old and lame as hell…lol. I’m pretty much doing the same thing. I’m giving one of my students a test so I’m idle for at least an hour.
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I heard that mamma. So, you also teach? Damn girl, are you married? Cause if not I got a couple single friends that are looking for a girl they can call wifey, lol…

@ snoop
yea yea whateva. He appreciated it.
I suppose you would prefer a woman swinging from a chandelier huh? or maybe you could enlighten me

There are things like a dental rubber dam that is flavored and you can put over the hoohoo to lick it.

So men don’t be afraid to eat it.

@ Jamaican Princess

@snoop
I hope you are honey lol
cause in the first five minutes i’m still thinking about what the outfit im gonna wear later. I’m not completely in the mood yet. A man got to work harder.

@TRS
girl I don’t play when it comes to waste of time sex, I think that should have been in the 10 commandments
“Thou shalt not sweat out my good yaki, if you know it aintgood”

~COSIGN TO THE FULLEST GIRL~!!!!

@ JB

I’ll be home the weekend of the 20th. My friend is having an event to celebrate the opening of her new company.

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

You are a fine young thing. Are you married because I am and don’t care!

Whatz gewd Awesome-O-3000

They use to call me 20-oz when I was younger because I could make a 20oz-bottle disappear.

@ jamaicain princess….i said *boing* as in a erection…lmao!! i would prefer what you was speaking of.

@ Awesome

Did you get me email address

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

@ Brooklyn…

Chillin’ in the cut. Wait a minute, that phrase is old and lame as hell…lol. I’m pretty much doing the same thing. I’m giving one of my students a test so I’m idle for at least an hour.
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I heard that mamma. So, you also teach? Damn girl, are you married? Cause if not I got a couple single friends that are looking for a girl they can call wifey, lol…
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No, I’m not married, but I’m taken so they won’t be calling me wifey any time soon…lol

@ worm
a sist has to keep it exciting, these hussys in the streets takin no prisoners. They are willing to do some tricks too.

@ Snoop
not every man is skilled at eating. some of these fools will go down and give you a full on hysterectomy!

@POETRY
“Okay, that’s original…lol”
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LOL, don’t your man “appreciate” you?

OH GOODNESS AWESOME…..WHY DID YOU GO AND TELL HER THAT.

@ Jamaican Princess

I hope you married to that man..

@Big Worm (Playing With My Money Is Like Playing With My Emotions)

i am a girl playa

Jamaican Princess
@ Snoop
not every man is skilled at eating. some of these fools will go down and give you a full on hysterectomy!

LMAO SO TRUE…AT NO POINT IN TIME SHOULD A WOMAN SAY OUCH!

@ jamacan princess…..i’ll eat it like the last of the cake mix batter in the bowl!

i’ll eat it like the last of the cake mix batter in the bowl!
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I don’t believe it. Prove it?

@JB,

Yeah we must have went to different shows. I went to the one on the 15th….It was my first, but it wont be my last!!

@topic….naw, no other broads are allowed in my bedroom…Im enough for my man (if not too much for him…i’m a sagittarius!!)

@ Snoop
@ jamaicain princess….i said *boing* as in a erection…lmao!! i would prefer what you was speaking of.
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lol, my bad!
man down!

@ Brooklyn…

Yes, I teach for right now anyway. After I complete my Masters program, my career is going to change. I’ll still volunteer by tutoring or something though.

@ JB

Yeah, I got it. I’m about to email you right now.

@ Lady A

Haha, figured i’d just give the heads up.

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

i’ll eat it like the last of the cake mix batter in the bowl!
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I don’t believe it. Prove it?

I SECOND THAT NOTION

PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

No, I’m not married, but I’m taken so they won’t be calling me wifey any time soon…lol
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Well, whoever he is he’s a lucky man, your mad chillz

@ Back on my swag

get up with me later so you can come me, Lady A TRs, Vee and maybe BE.

@
Back on my swag
I hear dat on the Sagittarius tip… we are some beasts!

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

@ jamacan princess…..i’ll eat it like the last of the cake mix batter in the bowl!

Slurp it down like the drain do dishwater!

@ Awesome

That is my home one. I can’t look at it at work.

@PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

@ Brooklyn…

Yes, I teach for right now anyway. After I complete my Masters program, my career is going to change. I’ll still volunteer by tutoring or something though.
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God bless you. We need more people like you in this world girlie.

I think that’s awesome. I wish nothing but the best for you buddy.

@ JB

That’s fine. It’ll be there when you get home. You can hit me back anytime cuz the address im sending it from goes straight to my phone.

Children, Don’t you know by now that when you get involved eith this extracurricular crap you are leaving the door wide open for the devil? I don’t care how people try to sugar coat and find justification for this crap, in the end there is gonna be some type of negative issue because you are taking roads that God does not want you to take and allowing the Enemy to stomp all over your behind . Folk’s need to think about the effects that a situation of this nature may have on their lives and relationships. Is it worth sacrificing what you have( marriage or a committed relationship) for a few minutes gratification that you will end up regretting later? Come on people, please don’t settle for less, the Enemy loves this kind of stuff!!!

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

I can stash your collection of switch blades and razors in my bra!

@speaking the truth
@ Jamaican Princess

I hope you married to that man..
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I would have had he not been so jealous and insecure. He was 15 yrs my senior and though I would have left him for another man. I got sick of it and walked. I’t been 3 yrs and I get a daeth threat every V’day. He still can’t believe I left his crazy ass. lol

@Lady A
LMAO SO TRUE…AT NO POINT IN TIME SHOULD A WOMAN SAY OUCH!
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I don’t play those jokes with mine, she’s got a name. A man got to treat her with care and respect lol.
@ Snoop
@ jamaican princess…..i’ll eat it like the last of the cake mix batter in the bowl!
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That’s right boo, you eat up, you are a growing boy.

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

PoetryisMe (…and I am Poetry)

No, I’m not married, but I’m taken so they won’t be calling me wifey any time soon…lol
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Well, whoever he is he’s a lucky man, your mad chillz
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Thnx…now would you mind calling and telling him that…lol No, seriously, he’s a good guy.

@PoetryIsMe

You don’t like teaching?? Im thinking about becoming a college professor…I just want my summers off with my daughter…I love my job…but I’m over year-round work!!!

I was thinking about startng with high-school teaching so that I could get some teaching skills. But IDK…I love tutoring too!!

@ Back on my swag

That is what I am going to school for. High School math teacher

Back On My Swag

@PoetryIsMe

You don’t like teaching?? Im thinking about becoming a college professor…I just want my summers off with my daughter…I love my job…but I’m over year-round work!!!

I was thinking about startng with high-school teaching so that I could get some teaching skills. But IDK…I love tutoring too!!
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Teaching is great. I love helping people, but my passion is writing, and my major is Journalism. I will still have a hand in education in some form or another. Like I said, even if I’m tutoring, I love helping people, but my heart and soul yearns to write.

@JB

For real!! I think teaching would be fun!! Now I work for a General Contracting firm as an Engineer but now that the economy is slowing down. It’s not so much fun anymore. And I”m so tired of working all summer.

I was in school for a long time so I got used to being a beach bum for the summer. My best friend teaches high school Chemistry and I am so jealous that in about 3 weeks she is off until late August with pay…

It would be HUGE pay decrease but I’m all for trading 3 weeks vacay for 3 months vacay at this point!!

SNOOP..
I MEANT THE USE OF TEETH BUDDY.

I MEANT THE USE OF TEETH BUDDY.
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*in my nwa voice* “don’t matter just don’t bite it” lol

@ Lady A
IT CAN ACTUALLY BE DONE SKILLFULLY DESPITE WHAT MEN BELIEVE.
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you are correct. But that’s level three. Not all ladies can skillfully navigate and get the job done.
@ Pimpin
lol… its a craft, it has to be perfected. You know that
*wiping the tear away gently*

@ Snoop
I’m thousands of miles away papi and celibate right now… aint that some ish?? lol

Oh Lawdy,

Congrats, your man is a lucky dude! SALUTE

SNOOP,
LMAOOOO

JP,
YES THAT’S LEVEL 3….

Jamaican Princess

@ Pimpin
lol… its a craft, it has to be perfected. You know that
*wiping the tear away gently*

I see you trying to knock Statious out the box huh?

@ back on my Swag

Yeah Norfolk is always looking for Math and science teachers. I am trying to get intot he Troops to Teachers program when I graduate from NSU. I start there in August

K, what did I miss?

LMAO! @ OH lawdy, seriously congrats though

@ pimpin
I see you trying to knock Statious out the box huh?
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Yup yup. Statious can sing about it, I can be about it.

RIGHT NOW YALL GOT 10 MINUTES TO SHOW US YOUR DICXKS…WILLIE I NEED MY DANCE!! AND I KNOW THE WORDS TO YOU CANT TOUCH THIS

Jamaican Princess

@ pimpin
I see you trying to knock Statious out the box huh?
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Yup yup. Statious can sing about it, I can be about it.

Lawd girl, you trying to hit me hard like Patra did in my youth huh?

@ JB

You a scorpio slim? Lemme find out!

OH LAWDY!!!

RIGHT NOW YALL GOT 10 MINUTES TO SHOW US YOUR DICXKS…WILLIE I NEED MY DANCE!! AND I KNOW THE WORDS TO YOU CANT TOUCH THIS

I can make the meat jump to the beat so its all good girl!

@LADY A
“SNOOP..
I MEANT THE USE OF TEETH BUDDY.”
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¿¿¿ WTF ???

HHAHAHQHHA!! GOOD BYE YALL, FYI WHEN I RETURN NEXT WEEK, MY NEW NAME WILL BE SHACKLED! lOVE YOU GUYS!!

TO ANY POSTER USING TELECOMMUNICATION DEVICES TO INCLUDE COMPUTERS, PHONES, OR HAND HELD RADISO TRANSMISSION OF ANOTHER PERSON VIA FALSIFIED REPRESENTATION IS PUNISHABLE BY ONE TO THREE YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON. ALL WEBSITES ARE ACTIVELY MONITORED AND SANCTIONED BY OUR AUTHORITY WITH INDICTMENTS ESCALATING DUE TO UNWARRANTED USAGE.

@ Rome

Straight Real Deal Scorpio!!!!

@ Back on my swag

Men just don’t know what we can do to make them put a ring on it.

Snoopy what it do playa!!!!

Lamar Odom finally got some Ballz!!!!

Make sure you send pics OH Lawdy – RIP

Welcome Shackled

Man I just dont care™

@LADY A
“SNOOP..
I MEANT THE USE OF TEETH BUDDY.”
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¿¿¿ WTF ???

IT’S TRUE

@ OH LAWDY

HHAHAHQHHA!! GOOD BYE YALL, FYI WHEN I RETURN NEXT WEEK, MY NEW NAME WILL BE SHACKLED! lOVE YOU GUYS!!
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Congrats Ma!!!!

@ Pimpin

*reading your last post*

Dayum!!!!

JB,
TAKING NOTES….HMMMM

Tip for you ladies, you won’t gag if you’re breathing right. Don’t breath in, when you go down, your airway is blocked. Relax your throat, when going down, and breathe in when you coming up.
just saying

Not if she looked like the dude of the left of the man in the pic.

trs

@ Pimpin

*reading your last post*

Dayum!!!!

Got to be ready at all times TRS!

@ Poetry is ME

No, that’s where you’re wrong my friend. A Kia is a car. A Jag is revolutionary, mind-blowing luxurious machine that adds to your already God given swag…lol. Yeah, the Kia can get you from point A to point B, but the the Jag can get you where you going in the most superior manner possible. Plus, don’t a Jag just look so damn good…lol
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*high five*

Jamaican Princess

Tip for you ladies, you won’t gag if you’re breathing right. Don’t breath in, when you go down, your airway is blocked. Relax your throat, when going down, and breathe in when you coming up.
just saying
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Anybody been in the military?

Demonstrators…..POST!!!!!!! lmmfao!!

@ Pimpin Willie

Got to be ready at all times TRS!
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I just bet you are!

Jamaican Princess

Tip for you ladies, you won’t gag if you’re breathing right. Don’t breath in, when you go down, your airway is blocked. Relax your throat, when going down, and breathe in when you coming up.
just saying
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Uuuuhhh…Is this about what I think it’s about…lol. Does posture play a role in this activity as well.

It takes practice cause when I first got with my wife she was TERRIBLE at head but now, NOW IT’S LIKE WHAO!!

I’m cheesing just thinking about it

Rome

20 years.

20 years of victims sitting around wondering where I am

don’t ever start sharing your man with another woman!!!
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Women start getting freaky cause what you won’t do another one will.

HEY VEE!!!

Women start getting freaky cause what you won’t do another one will.
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Signing my name all over this…..

JB holding class up in here…..

jb & jp…. are certified “head coaches” hahaha

MIJDC,
COME HERE…LET ME WHISPER SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR…

Rome you were in the Navy or another service?

@ snoop
I wouldn’t say all of that. I just know some ish. lol

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

It takes practice cause when I first got with my wife she was TERRIBLE at head but now, NOW IT’S LIKE WHAO!!

I’m cheesing just thinking about it
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Well, the saying is…”Practice makes perfect”…lol

Hey trs!
@JB-that’s wazzuppppppppppppp
Did u talk to BE? Is she down? I havent had time to check my email…

@ VEE

She is still unsure.

I wouldn’t say all of that. I just know some ish. lol
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i bet you do

HEYYYYY!!!!

What’s with all of the bad talk about Scorpio women?

We are the perfect women, trust me. Her man just has to be able to handle her. That’s all.

When my man tells his friends things about me they just don’t believe him (although I’ve asked him to stop telling them about what we do).

They see me as a good girl. And they don’t believe it.

That’s the way it’s supposed to be.

uNLESS YOU WANT AN AIDS INFESTED PARTNER

@melissara

They see me as a good girl. And they don’t believe it.

That’s the way it’s supposed to be.
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You get a round of applause Ma! 100% Cosign.

Oh me oh my…why am I smiling like I stole the last cookie outta the jar? I just KNOW that this is going to be muy interesante’…

@ vee….i was trying to get yo out that astro physics thread….lol

hey family!!! mild just got good news the boss told me i could go back to dayshift and they still going to pay me that night shift money!! mild making big moves and trying to keep stacking them stacks!

@LADY A

Ooopps. I didn’t mean to poke you like that while you were getting close to whisper in my ear….

They see me as a good girl. And they don’t believe it.

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cause we are ladies in public and freaks in private.

No one is bashing us. We are just letting people know that we are not a joke and that you have to be ready mentally for what is going to happen.

I am really shy in public. Well except when it comes to my stripper.

@ VEE

Girl I broke down and used that information that we “discussed”….. I gotta wait 3-5 days…and of course, I will give you a FULL REPORT!!!!

Hey, where the hell are the strippers. They are clearing out. Men, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are…lol

Cougar Lesson

Wear you highest heels while squatting over him. it gives you leverage. Plus to be able to just let it go in and out then to slam it down will have him going wild. Plus it gives your legs a work out.

@trs-ok, so I am SO happy for u that I am REALLY smiling now!! We can share some stories-whoaa!!!!
@Snoop-ty-could u tell I was annoyed? LOL
@jb-I can be shy too, so I can relate: but 1 good drink cures me of that I won’t be shy when we go out!!

I am here before Its iron time, whats good?

Hey, where the hell are the strippers. They are clearing out. Men, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are…lol
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**comes out shirtless to “Birthday Sex” using powerful thrusting motions**

@ VEE

@trs-ok, so I am SO happy for u that I am REALLY smiling now!! We can share some stories-whoaa!!!!
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GURLLLLL…..

*evil laugh*

**comes out shirtless to “Birthday Sex” using powerful thrusting motions**

Got to have on that white hat pulled down over your eyes to get all my money

Man I just dont care™

@LADY A

Ooopps. I didn’t mean to poke you like that while you were getting close to whisper in my ear….

DIDNT MEAN TO GRAB YOU AND GET YOU EXCITED EITHER…

*taking notes*

Hey, where the hell are the strippers. They are clearing out. Men, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are…lol
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* jumps out a gigantic cake with nothing but a jock strap and some jordans own*

@jb
yo, i hope you really got it like that, because before i met this chic, i f*cked with some chics who claim they were good in bed and they can put it down on a nicca but when i tried them they were wack as sh*t, they head game was even wacker.LOL

this chic = my chic typo sorry

* jumps out a gigantic cake with nothing but a jock strap and some jordans own*

Throwing $1′s making it rain$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@ Loon

I will back up lesson with a visual if neccessary.

**comes out shirtless to “Birthday Sex” using powerful thrusting motions**

Got to have on that white hat pulled down over your eyes to get all my money”
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*throws baseball cap at JB…pulls TRS on stage…*

@jb
LOL, aight aight.LOL

@Man & Snoop-y’all are making it REALLY hard for me to keep seeing y’all as my brothas. Strappin my shoe, runnin to the bar to get some $1′s!!!

LOL VEE…..

bOUT TO THROW THE CREDIT CARD AT SNOOP IF I GET A PRIVATE DANCE

**comes out shirtless to “Birthday Sex” using powerful thrusting motions**

Got to have on that white hat pulled down over your eyes to get all my money”

*throws baseball cap at JB…pulls TRS on stage…*

*lifts TRS up with powerful arms and places her on the chair on stage…*

@ Man IJC

*throws baseball cap at JB…pulls TRS on stage…*

*lifts TRS up with powerful arms and places her on the chair on stage…*
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*slides Man IJDC some bills*

Rewind–I’m sorry…did he say my jam, Birthday Sex??
Aw hells naw. Making my way through the crowd, stage in view: knockin bishes over, spilling folks drinks…makin’ it rain, grinnin’ like a pimp on the 1st of the month!!!!

**making it rain**

waiting for pimpin, bg. saving my big dollars for Awesome. Nothing less than $20′s

Y’all are crazy lol.I’m out.
Have a good evening errbody!Cyber hugs all around.

bye!

Damn JB-steppin on my toes at the bar and shit!
I reluctantly give u twenty $1′s and we race back to the stage!! LOL
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Lady A-SMH-I know right…
Snoop gets my CORPORATE Visa-chick’s puttin’ her JOB on the line to see that nicca!!!
I’m whispering ‘California Love’ as I key in my pin#…Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
—not even gettin change for Pimpin & Rome: y’all get my crisp new bills, straight from the ATM

Bye JP

Dueces JP II! I’ll holla……..

Snoop gets my CORPORATE Visa-chick’s puttin’ her JOB on the line to see that nicca!!!
I’m whispering ‘California Love’ as I key in my pin#…Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
—not even gettin change for Pimpin & Rome: y’all get my crisp new bills, straight from the ATM
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Man I just dont care™

Hey, where the hell are the strippers. They are clearing out. Men, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are…lol
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**comes out shirtless to “Birthday Sex” using powerful thrusting motions**
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LOL…a damn fool

*** A glistening Awesome emerges from the back room with tribal tats and a loin cloth ***

*** Looking for my next conquest ***

Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)

I am here before Its iron time, whats good?
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Good, I thought I had lost you.(wiping the sweat from my brows)

Bye JP!!

Bye JP!
Oh Awesome-u can get some cash too!!
TRS-hold my drink pls Gurl!
Here I go, running back to the bar!!

Awesome-O-3000

*** A glistening Awesome emerges from the back room with tribal tats and a loin cloth ***

*** Looking for my next conquest ***

BLANK STARE IN A TRANSIENT KINDA WAY

Ova in tha corna sportin a football helmet, supaman cape, some track shoes and Rick James “SupaFreak” playing on the IPOD hooked up to one Sony 6×9…..Come to Daddy..

Awesome-O-3000

*** A glistening Awesome emerges from the back room with tribal tats and a loin cloth ***

*** Looking for my next conquest ***
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I am unconquerable…lol, but I can conquer you.

*** Looking for my next conquest ***

pushing Lady A and TRS and Vee outthe way. Stuffs $20′s down inbetween the puppies. Waiting patiently

@LADY ARCHITECT…

Lady you look mad good from your photo. What a brother got to do to see the full view?

How do I get my picture up too?

LOL-I can’t take anymore.
CLEARLY I am PISSED that I didn’t join this thread sooner.
But tomorrow IS Freaky Friday. I WILL redeem myself.
Haha-evil grin.
G’Nite fam…

TRS-hold my drink pls Gurl!
Here I go, running back to the bar!
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@ VEE

You know I got your back!! LOL

Bye Vee

Next time leave all the intellectual stuff to others and join the fun

@ JB

*** Looking for my next conquest ***

pushing Lady A and TRS and Vee outthe way.
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Oh S***!!! LMAO!!!!!

**slowly taking off tool belt while still making thrusting motions**

……”Lemme lick you up and down

till you say stop”!!

No don’t stop!!! LOL

BYE VEE!!

Man I just dont care™

**slowly taking off tool belt while still making thrusting motions**

MY CONSTRUCTION WORKER FANTASY?

enkogkneegro

Ova in tha corna sportin a football helmet, supaman cape, some track shoes and Rick James “SupaFreak” playing on the IPOD hooked up to one Sony 6×9…..Come to Daddy..

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Ni&&a I just died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmmfao!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I’m out of here. It’s been real. Y’all keep me on life support…lol.

Ok yall
I am out. See you tomorrow.

Rome jb_1030 @ verizon . net

Do you got to have ID to get responses on this joint? damn boo is cold

@ Rome

*reading your post*

DAYUM!!!!

*** throws one arm around jb and goes bobbing for dollars ***

*** full off of jugs, throws lady a over the shoulder and takes her to the stage ***

Javon 312

Do you got to have ID to get responses on this joint? damn boo is cold

SORRY I MISSED YA…REGISTER AT GRAVATAR.COM FOR YOU PIC TO SHOW..THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT

@LADY ARCHITECT
“**slowly taking off tool belt while still making thrusting motions**

MY CONSTRUCTION WORKER FANTASY?”
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*Barry White voice:*

“Girl hush your mouth, I do the talkin round here…”

YAY I GET TO GO TO THE STAGE!

*SHUTS UP AND JUST STARES*

HEEEEEEEEEY WHATS HAPPENING???????

LADY A
WHATS POPPIN MAMA?

HEY MO!

MAN I JUST DONT CARE

WHERES MY GIRL AT? I KNOW YOU WAS ALL OVER HER TODAY. THIRSTY!!

LADY A

BLESSED! BLESSED! HOW YOU?

@LADY A
“*SHUTS UP AND JUST STARES*
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**still in Barry White Voice**

“That’s right. Don’t you say nothing. I run this here.”

**still doing thrusting motions and unzipping pants**

“Now, tell me how much you like this.”

AWSOME-O

PUT JB DOWN.WE GOT BUISNESS TO ATTEND TO.

JA PRINCESS

WHEEEREEE ARE YOUUU?

@ MO

JB is gone man. She left broke and satisfied. Lol

I’m out of here people. Later

MO IM GOOD

SEE YA AWESOME

@MOcars

My friend I was testing you and you failed with flying colors. My instincts told me you were a male who was trying to get with any female who was willing. Best of luck but it won’t be with me! Ugh

lady a

hook me up with one of your friends

Z

you crasy.why you say that?me and ja princess just cool like that.me and you tho,are on the different level of cool.ya dig

oh and what i said to lady a is just a joke about jb.i wont need another woman in my life if i have you….plus you never even call me

LMAO@THIS…TIME FOR MY DEPARTURE GOODNITE

lady a

have a good night darling

@MOcars

I could tell you are not the type i normally date. By what you listed yesterday I suspect you flock towards the birds! lmao

Z
how can you say such a thing.im just bringing everything to the forfront.i have nothing to hide,thats why im so vocal about my situation.that way,when we do meet,theres no surprises.keep rel with me and vice versa.

plies my nicca shawty,, what it be shawty.

My soon to be ex hubby begged for this & I stated no.He was a notorious cheater.If a woman agrees to this it should be because she wants it not to please a man.My current fiance is a doll & hasn’t asked for one which makes me want to do it.

@MOcars

Maybe I rushed to judge you but I have been working on that issue of mine.

Z
im not a thug.im just hiphop oriented.i could tell from your myspace,your a very diversed person.and i like that.im all about networking.i see a lot of potential between me and you,romantically and buisness wise.walk wit me shawty and we could go places.

How you been sweet sauce? Do you miss your family?

@Z

MoCars trying to play you dawg. Don’t fall for it.

I’ve know a lot of people to lose out like that.
Either with an std or an unwanted pregnancy…or….they end up leaving the person who was in the middle for eachother whether they’re gay or straight. Not a good idea…

Z
i know you choppin it up with your old chum,but whats the deal? you tryna holla or not?

@MOcars

No, Im good!

Z
ight one urself

THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC.I KNOW MY SHORTY DONT PLAY THAT……SO I WONT EVEN GO THERE…..I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR MATE.HOW FREAKY THEY ARE,AND ADVENTUROUS.BEEN THERE DONE THAT…SO THE MEMORY LIVES ON

Z, yes sweets plies is a little out there but he played me good, i just dont know what him and qblondie had going.

@z, he once told me qblondie had mops and half painted walls in her my space, but i never checked it to see.

z, i come on at times to see my family, but it looks like they all be gone,,.I got the hook-up with mild and plies told me he had police trouble.

Open relationships DO work…but they are not the paradise they would appear to be.They have the best chance of succeeding if you are in a “monogamous” relationship…SHE initiates it.

*and* SHE initiates it.

@Z

You not the queen of nothing and you not even really from Harlem ya smell me-

@Fake Dro

Come better next time baby!

z, oh ok thats explains why they had such a bad falling out with the horsieq posts. whoever said z is a fake queen is off the meds , man have you seen z’s body it is off the chain fine dawg.

Nope! NEVER!!!!

z, word to the wise look at her and look at you, she looks like Verdine white from Earth , Wind and Fire. you look like agoddes on the beach in that swimsuit, if you want to prove a point just put that picture up and i swear you dont have to say another word.

Um, HAYELL NAW!!

HELL NO!

Sometimes the fantasy is better than the reality.

The funny thing: The standard fantasy is always one man and two women, as evidenced by the accompanying picture, so there are some men ready to “co-sign” for that scene with a quickness; however, when the woman wants it to be two men, suddenly the fantasy is not so wonderful. I wonder why?

One word, AIDS!

Opps, I meant that, sorry, lol.

I DONT KNOW WHY YOU CONTINUE TO PLAY CHILDISH GAMES BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS ILLEGAL! AS FAR AS EMAILING PLIES GO AHEAD AND LET THAT FISH-EYED FOOL KNOW THE DEAL BECAUSE HE HAS ALREADY BEEN PUT IN HIS PLACE BEFORE. HE PROBABLY DIDNT TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY OF WHY HE DOESNT LIKE ME BUT HE JUST HATES THAT I WASNT INTERESTED IN HIM!

TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I DONT PLAY THESE GAMES! I HAVE MY WAYS OF GETTING PERSONAL INFORMATION FROM EVERYONE ON HERE AND CONSIDER THIS YOUR FAIR WARNING!

I dont play games either and i have ways of finding out info also .

p.s. i’ve had it both ways [two dudes and me] and [another chic, me and a dude] and my advise stands .. YOU GOT’STA BE HIGH EITHER WAY – surprisingly, you will get pleased ..

@ Soul_4_Real

you have some freaky sisters or cousins with the same mind state ?

@ Soul_4_Real

you have some freaky sisters or cousins with the same mind state ?

Sorry to disappoint…but no.

@ Soul_4_Real

Living in New York you come across all kinds, ain’t nothing like a freaky Friday – with something fresh.

Oh well, I guess I will have to stick to my oldy but goody

sxyqblondi

You are bye farr one of the uglyest ladie I ever had scene.

Let me just say that 3-somes are disgusting. Women are so desperate sometimes, i.e. “I wanna please my man.” Oh please! Go find someone else who will respect you and your relationship! My husband’s college friend was into 3-somes, 4-somes, etc… You know the “just having fun in college and living it up” type. He found out he had AIDS 3 weeks after our college graduation and he took his own life. Some of his last words to my husband were “You have a good girl, respect her and your marriage. You aren’t going to find anything in the streets or other women except for a death sentence.” Two days later he killed himself.
AIDS is real folks, and sadly it’s killing blacks in astounding numbers, and some of ya’ll are on here talking about “if it’s going to make him happy.” SMH!!!!

Why be in a relationship if you want to be with other people?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

I don’t agree with it, and wouldn’t have one myself but stats show that “open” relationships last longer than monogamist relationship. The leading cause of divorce/seperation is infadelity, so maybe they are on to something with this “open” thing? lol Again I wouldn’t personaly have one

Look sistas hate seeing us with the white chix, latino chix, asian chix, and don’t even mention a bi-racial chick, or its a rap. Then you get tired of how America treats us as minorities. Guess what, until the pilgrims stole this country marriages were always plural. Y’all shorties can’t have both ways either y’all lovin’ how America has turned out or you hate it. These whites rewrote the bible and created laws or privileges that suit them. Throughout earth, women outnumber men. You know what that means someone gonna get played. On the other hand if there was plural marriage, no more than 4 to 5 per man, there’d be less adultery. This also means less break ups and less crime, and if everybody pulled there own weight less poverty. That’s why so many bruthas be straying, because sistas are complaining that there know good men. You’re right to some extent, but we blame all on jail. Y’all gotta stop faking with that latch key child syndrome. Just cuzz your daddy or baby daddy was fakin’, don’t mean we all are. We want to put it down with y’all, but leave the baggage behind. Alot of sistas go out to get the first d-boy, pro baller, or rapper they can find.If a sista black or brown, would take the time and look for the ambitious fellas, instead of the shiz at the bottom of the barrel. It wouldn’t matter if the relationship was plural or singular. I’mma put a lil game in the air, I see thes chix talkin’ bout lovin’ exotic dancers. I don’t wanna knock you, but that’s an experience, not love most real dudes know how to separate the two. Alot of them dudes that dance be downlow anyway, not to hate, but let’s be real. There plenty of us bringing the heat that don’t do our best Ginuwine interpretation. Let’s just get back to healthy relationships. Whether that’s 2 or 6 people, keep it tight. Conservatives got the game all twisted, there not the blueprint to follow, I just want the paper. They can keep all that freaky shiz, to themselves. Because, they persecuted Bill for being a man in the white house, the only problem was that Monica looked like Rosie O’Donnell. All for healthy relationships lets get it. For all the young folks that about killin’, fighting, or stalking; Y’all need to either stroke it or slit ya wrist. When it’s over, it’s over.

He can bring someone in alright………that real cute homeboy of his that I know got a big one!!!!! I can smell it- LMAO- other than that, NO!!!! Honestly women know how to please women and if we’re all together that means her and I will be getting involved too and I don’t want that chick to take me away from my man………HA HA HA!!!!! Cause that will happen, I’ve seen it too many times. True, she can’t stick me better but she could lick me waaayyyy better.

Nah, impossible to pull off. You can do it, but it will end in disaster with STDs or some other shit.