1st

She seems down to earth. I like her.

Gosh, what a slow news morning.

PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE AND LET HER GO THORUGH HER PREGNANCY IN PEACE… AS IF BEING PREGNANT ISN’T ARD ENOUGH…

*HARD*

Who gives a shit.

@Lady Star

Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?

LETS JUST HOPE THE BABY COME OUT LOOKING LIKE LAUREN
AND NOT WAYNE

Morning All–TGIF!! I don’t care where this chick shops: I’m sad that she openly says how she doesn’t want the baby. How’s that child supposed to feel when they read/hear that? SMH

Well good luck.

Hey Re-long time no see. Or-I get in a thread after you’re gone. What’s good???

Re

@Lady Star

Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

God bless ya, I was just thinking the same dayum thing. It’s the same old tired ‘inferiority complex’ raising it’s ugly head again.

Morning Vee!!!!

Hey Re!!!

Hey JB Gurl. TGIF 2 u!!!!

Im not hating on her! lol at you even thinking such a thought. I am proud to be a dark-skinned woman with hips.

‘Morning, Marquis.

Light or dark skinned, I know one thing and that is how you put it down in the bedroom. My skills is superior in bed baby!

If you were so proud, it wouldn’t be something you’d keep repeating like a mantra. It would be a non-issue. You’re trying to convince yourself. You’ve got skin-color issues. Get over it.

@Lady Star,

You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.

Kigali, you’re right. Let’s start stitching up these black women’s coochies. Let’s get an infinite amount of threads and needles. Knock ‘em over the head with a club and get to gettin.’ You can start off on the west coast and I’ll head up the east. We won’t stop until we meet up somewhere in the middle. Whaddya say?

@Kigali

I was on a diet baby but stopped because my husband didnt want me to get skinny. I lost alot but am happy with my size either way.

@ Kigali,

I like her for her honesty. She could have hid who the father is. She could have said it wasn’t his. SHe is openly saying that she made a mistake but is chosing to accept the consequences of her mistake.

But you know and I know that there is a difference in women like her and a hoodrat from the Jungle or Nickerson Gardens or hell even the 11 baby mamas in TN. Those women know the dude is no good. While Wayne is garbage artistically, you have to admit from what we have seen in the news, that he is a good father to his daughter. That is all that matters.

@JBCougarlicious,

Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.

Lauren Londen being impregnated by Lil Wayne is proof that money is the root of all evil.

Not that we needed any further proof.

Okay, Kigali actually made me laugh because of how serious she/he was with the work-out regiment…

Here yall go with all these words and shit!!!!

@Kami all Day,

I love motherhood. Its a beautiful thing. However the motherhood for a typical black female is the abuse and slow torture of black children. I am not against children, just idiot black female having them like they are packs of now-N-laters.

Wayne betta chill or he will be the Desmond Hatchett of the rap game!!!!

This picture makes me look a little heavy becauce of the zoom on the camera. Maybe I will switch up the picture to show my true size.

Hey BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That should read birth control!

My freudian slip of the day*

Damn that girl is so pretty….why she had to go get knocked up by Weezy????

What up fam?

*Is it too early for Freaky Friday?*

BG you missed the strip show yesterda afternoon.

Hey VEE, JB, and TRS!

Morning TRS!!

I will send you my info today.

JB
Really? Now how did that work?

Hey BG!

@ BG

Let’s just say that me, Vee, TRS and Lady A are broke

JB
LMAO!!!

Kigali, I was being facetious. And yes, I’m quite familiar with female circumcision in Africa, primarily in Nigeria. I don’t think debating the issue of illegitimate child-birth among Black women in the US is going to change anything as long as the Government is willing to hand out WIC, welfare and assisted rental benefits. It’s just how the very nature of the class structure is set in place.

assisted rental benefits

Section 8 is the bomb!!! I wish all I had to pay was $8 a month.

morning….

I was going to change my picture and put the one up of me at the pool but why give yall what you want right?

Hey VEE!! TGIF to you too!

@ My Virgo Twin

What’s up Lady A!!!

Kigali, I think it is a psychological thing. As long as there are welfare offices, low income women, with a propensity for having kids with absent fathers, are going to pack them to capacity. My parents are from Jamaica. If you don’t hustle over to pull your own weight, you don’t EAT. That’s how it was. So they had that ingrained in them all their lives. They come to the US, work hard to get out of the hood and when they do get their chance to move onto the suburbs, they leave the same people sitting out on their front porches waiting for the first of the month that they found there. It just has to be ingrained in the communal psyche – pull your own weight. The way the system is set up, it doesn’t support that value enough.

Let’s just pray that the baby has human-like features and not come out looking like a Gremlin.

Hey Lady A and TRS
didn’t see you pretty mamas

Morning JP-TGIF!

@TRS-not to worry: I budget specifically for activities like these
I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.

Hey JP!!!!! TGIF!!

Morning JP

@ VEE

I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.
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LMAO!!!!

actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much

But my argument is, if the system is set in place to support this kind of behavior, who paying $8 dollars a month, in a freshly renovated, $2000 dollars rent apartment, is going to give that up and start pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps???

@LADY A

What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…

♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”

HA HA HA.

actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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Man for $8 they could frame it up with toothpicks!

*Who is going to jump of Freaky Friday?*

Come on now…someone take the lead!

bg (Viernes Nucca!),

Lady Architect, this was when they had those portable Section 8 vouchers. I believe the policy has been amended but not long ago those who had them could take them to some upper-scale apartments and they would have been honored. I’ve seen them with my own eyes so I’m talking from first-hand experience.

Man I just dont care™

@LADY A

What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…

♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”

HA HA HA.

lmao…trying to imagine u signing that…

actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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the people trying to rent my house before I did were trying to get it on Section 8. A House sitting on a lake for $8? I would get on it too if I could.

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Whats up with all these Yardies on the board today? Anyway I am not against welfare. Only for those women who had non marital births. I would like to see the government help out two parent families who are struggling.

Read about Daniel “Patrick” Moynihan about some of the earliest criticisms of welfare. The idea that you had to kick the black man out of the home in order to qualify. Yeah. That planned worked out great.

Here is a snippet from Wiki:

“Moynihan found data at the Labor Department that showed that even as fewer people were unemployed, more people were joining the welfare rolls — these recipients were families with children, but only one parent (almost invariably the mother). The laws at that time permitted such families to receive welfare payments in certain parts of the United States.
Moynihan’s report[3] was seen by people on the left as “blaming the victim”,[4] a slogan coined by William Ryan.[5] He was also seen as propagating the views of racists,[6] because much of the press coverage of his reports focused on the discussion of children being born out of wedlock. Despite Moynihan’s warnings, the Aid to Families with Dependent Children program had the “Man out of the house rule.” Critics said that the nation was paying poor women to throw their husbands out of the house. Moynihan supported Richard Nixon’s idea of a Guaranteed Annual Income (GAI). Daniel Patrick Moynihan had significant discussions concerning a Basic Income Guarantee with Russell B. Long and Louis O. Kelso.”

Good morning FOLK…

In the 1960s this man was warning against single parenthood in the black community.

What up JB, JP, Architect, Artistist! What it do?

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

yeh i heard about that….it’s because the owners were gauranteed money from the government every month….now they are starting to build those cheap townhomes that look nice with paper thin walls….since the government started putting a knot on how much section 8 ppl get…owners of expensive spots dont want section 8 tenants anymore.

Morning Lauren!!

Can I get a chicken cheese steak fedexed downt o Va Beach?

What’s up Romey Rome!!!

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

The irony of what you are saying is this today my mom is renting to a Section 8 recipient and she sought out this type of person because she knew that the vast majority of the rent would be paid on time by the government, atleast. Some Renters like section 8 folks.

@MIJDC
Is he mentally sound? Is he ok? I don’t think he has all the sandwiches for the picnic basket.I think a few are missing or they been eaten by ants lol. You feel me?

Who said that she is not happy with the baby, I thought she was happy because I am sure she did not do much to stop this from happening?

Hail up Rome!

Kigali, that’s reminiscent of Eisenhower during his last presidential address urging Americans to be leery of the influence big corporations will wield over government. Sure enough, fast-forward to present day and big corporations are, as he predicted, putting the squeeze on third world countries, spreading globalization, whether it is desired or not, and putting Americans at risk.

Damn BG, I was eating!

How the hell is this beautiful lady having a back w/ lil’ wayne?

Oh, that’s right! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

@ Jamaican Princess
Thank God I wasn’t yesterday!

Well, Well, Well…so this is everybody is lurking…

LMAO @ BG…………………………………….

sorry…typos are automatic early in the morning.

VEE it was a mess!

Doin good, doin good. Just tryin to conserve some

energy for happy hour tonite!!!!!!

Damn, this pretty girl could have waited a little bit for the right guy to come, anyway its her life.

Morning JB! Sure thing…check with your Fed ex guy around 2pm kay?

@ BG

You betta avoid that place like the plague….you don’t want to get “corned” by her 38TTTs. LMAO.

I don’t understand why she would have his baby. Was it an accident???

@ TRS
Yeah my boy is gonna have to meet me up the street or something

lmao @ bg

Im totally disgusted by her choice to get pregnant by him. Doesnt he have like 4 baby momma’s? And now she’s just another one.

LMAO @ ‘SMDH will get me…’

JB, you said you were going to be changing up that gravie. You’ve been sportin’ that cartoon for a minute.

Or maybe the Kardashians want to advertise their store by claiming semi-celebs actually shop there…

Hope the baby looks like Lauren!! Shew!

lol bg is gonna get attacked….poor thing

** checking my bank account online for freaky friday**

Hey Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman)

@JBCougarlicious,

Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.
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Not to butt in, but if I may butt in for just a second…just because a man is married to a woman doesn’t mean that he is a good father. There are plenty of great fathers who are not with their children’s mothers so I have to disagree. Staying with a person you are unhappy with just because they are your child’s mother or father doesn’t make you a good parent because children know when their parents are unhappy and this makes them unhappy. A good parent is a person who is willing to take the time out with that child, to teach that child right from wrong whether or not they’re living in the same household. Staying with someone just because you have a child together causes major issues like infidelity and much more. Sorry, but I disagree with you.

@bg

Run for the hills and don’t look back!!

Mo-ning Everybody!!! *Waving like a castaway*

007 – SALUTE!!!

PIMPIN-SALUTE!!!

Hey L, Rome, etc etc…

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!,
im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…

You all are silly.

*Hey Pimpin!!!!*

@MIJDC

On the floor hysterically laughing at WORK!!!

trs

*Hey Pimpin!!!!*

Morning TRS, I SALUTE the grad cap, stil I rise, still I rise!

*thinks man would have enjoyed 38ttt’s right breast*…lol

Morning Pimpin.
-Following JB’s lead: getting my $ right for the show…

@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO

I have been preparing a list to share for freaky friday.

Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol

@ Pimpin

CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.

The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

Morning Pimpin.

Morning MBS *nods head in respect*

hey #9

Jamaican Princess

Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol

LOL, oh you putting a red dot on me huh? I am honored

@LADY A
“im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…”
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See, this is why I advocate for married couples filing seperate tax returns. I have to thank my ma and pa for doing that so when I went to college my ma said on my app she didn’t even know who my father was. LOL.

**love you ma**

TGIF-SpeaknTruth-fellow Leo Queen

@Lady A-cosign!! I got ZERO aid for school too, and I had/have ONE single parent that they claim made too much $. Granted I was fortunate that my mother had a stable job, but she was by no means rich. Soon as black folks have $10 in the bank ‘they’ think we’re rich! They sent me PAGES and PAGES of financial printouts in the mail: saying ‘not eligible’ over and over. I was pissed!! That’s what they need to report instead of letting white people think we all want or get a free ride. That’s some b.s.

trs

@ Pimpin

CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.

Got ya, send it on!

Morning NSP

@Vee

@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO
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That’not funny Vee, he could have had a heart attack.A guy did that to me once. Step into the room, wrapped in a towel. Talkin bout he wants to give me a lap dance. Complete with a keg, instead of a six pack, and woman hips.
Its just not right.

Jamaican Princess, ah wah happon tuh Patra? Yuh sih har dung deh?

Man I just dont care™,
my parents do file seperately and both of their incomes were too much…we been there and tried that…

@Jamaican Princess

So when can I fly your way?

I wish I could Section 8…shoot, my sister place looks better than mine. It’s funny because I don’t think there’s a time limit or anything for Section 8. One of my mom’s closest friends has been on Section 8 ever since I was a baby. What’s crazy about this situation though is that she be relocating with the Section 8. How in the hell…? I mean, seriously, she has moved from Memphis to Tacoma to Seattle back to Memphis to Atlanta, and back to Memphis again. WTF? What I’m wondering is if you can’t afford to pay your rent, how in the hell can you afford to keep relocating… Somebody please help me out with this one.

So what’s going on in here?

@TRS

**thinking about you…**

@Jamaican Princess

You keep me smiling!!

Excuse my manners……

MORNING EVERYBODY….

@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!-

Especially to the diva herself Leo Diva!!! TGIF!! WooHoo

That’s not hot, Dawg. That’s disturbing.

Hey Awesome. TGIF!!
@JP-ok, you make a valid point. But are you going trying to make ME have a stroke, after telling that story??? LOL

Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
I had a dude just whip it out on me once too. I played like a vampire caught in the sun: I didn’t just leave-I FLED. Zooom!!

I hope Terry dont be working overtime again today. He always say he work over but his money be the same.

@ Awesome

Hey Awesome!!!

@ MIJDC

@TRS

**thinking about you…**
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*side eye*

HMM…in what way?

@ Vee

Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
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I woke up with a smile on my face cuz it was Friday.

The more unattractive you are, the more you have to try to get attention. If no one is checking for you, then you have to make them check for you. How else was he going to get someone to look at it. lol

@ The Artist Formerly Known As Vee

Not to butt in, but that happened to me too. I got accepted to a pretty good college and couldn’t get jack from financial aid due to the same reason. My parents owned their own house at the time. There was an implication that financial aid wanted them to take out a second mortgage on the house. My parents – God bless ‘em – they rolled their eyes and went, “Sheeeeeeet…”

@ Everyone

I am over here crying!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Lady A has seen the house. Ok I needed to clean-up. But the house ain’t a shack and this girl would have only paid $50 while I am paying the $1500 mortgage.

@JB

Let me split your cakes baby?

JP, mih did love a Patra back inna dih dyeah. Lawd-ah-massy! Mih tink she wudda lass’ langa. She an’ Shabba boat disappear.

@Awesome-I suppose that’s true, but some things should NOT be shared. At least not with me.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL-u aint NEVA lied.
Oh–and did I say I’m an ONLY child?! They read my application and were like what? Oh this lil black gal’s momma can buy her a MATCHING pair of shoes?” And I got the big “NO” stamp on my app. But what had me heated were the pages and pages and pages of “not eligible” they sent me. I got it the 1st time!!!

JB, did you see what I posted about the chick who had section 8 AND a brand new Explorer? It wouldn’t surprise me if your one was able to get a house by the lake. Section 8 people know how to work the system. And they have no guilt about it. Beleee dat.

@ Man, Lady A, Vee

Financial Aid? So you know the VA pays for everything. I pay nothing for school, plus get money every month. But I still aplly for financial aid. So one of the guys at the VA said don’t claim your disability on anything. You don’t have to report it to anyone. Word? Why did he tell me that. Last year, my son only got $2000 total each semester and then only got back like $300 after everything. Well this year. I only made $28,000 (what I paid taxes on) and now he is eligible for grants. I actually made like $98,000 last year. Thank God for tax-free disability

hey awesome

@Awesome-O-3000

Sup pimp!

@ Vee

I feel you on that. I have seen some Terrendous (Half terrible half horrendous) stuff in my day that I did not sign up for.

@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

I know of white kids who are from privileged families WITH trust funds and STILL get financial aid. I need to get on top of that hustle. WTF???

Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?

@ Man, Lady A and Vee

I decided to do like the VA said and not claim my disability. Needless to say it work and now my son and I will both be getting grants.

@LADY A
“i donno if they lie on their taxes…lmao…but yeh it’s too late now…I have 2 lil siblings”
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WHAT????? AND you one of 3 CHILDREN???

A good lie beats a bad truth any day mayne.

Morning Pimpin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *

JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.

@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yeah I saw it. And as far as the picture, I was playing the mom role last night and forgot. But I wills till get it for you.

@ Poetry is Me

I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*

Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!

@JB

Break me some of that bread and I will pay you back however you like.

wow someone is really angry with me….sad news

@AWWWW
“JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.”
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That ain’t “defrauding” in that situation tho dawg. She don’t have to claim disability because it’s not “earned” but viewed as “compensation.”

@Lady Star,

You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.
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now u know u aint seen the inside of a gym for years….which explains ur hostility, u have no release…

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.

The man at the VA office told me that. There is no 1099 that is sent out. But I know what you are saying. Either way, they pay for school for me from tuition, books, fees, gas, food, you name it. And come next year, they will start paying for my kids to go for free.

20 years inthe Navy being brokedown will get you the good life. So I might need a hovaround in about 20 years, but they will pay for the van to tote it around

i hope this person can stop themselves from slitting their wrists over me…life is more than that.

@JP
When it comes to you I look at you as A fi mi gyal dat! After the the knowledge you kicked yesterday, I give props!

@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

I was laughing so hard, I rattled my whole body. I don’t know why ‘pink eye’ is so funny to me.

Wassup everybody

I think Lauren London will be an excellent mother, hopefully lil weezy join her and raise the baby.

lol, what’s up with this in-depth, investigative report? just say she went to smooch. case closed.

@AWWW
Seems like it!
Dem backside! Dem need fi teck weh dem self!

dat mi seh!

Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)

Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?

I want to bust up in something this weekend.

Awesome-O-3000

@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?

PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)

Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?

Sitting at the job pickin a lil cotton as we speak, can’t complain all the same though, what you got on your plate?

@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!

Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(

Why everybody being mean to mama baby when I am only here to look out for my suga?

@ Vee

Haha, angry smiley face.

But on a serious note. Studies proved that when scanning a room, people will look almost twice as long at people that are attractive than people that aren’t regardless of whether they are the same gender or not. People see threat from their same gender and possible mates from the opposite. Unless you’re Spectacular, then it’s the other way around.

lauren london is a fox.

@ jp & jb….you ladies going to give some tutorials today?

trs

@ Poetry is Me

I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*

Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!
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Oh, well, thnx, girl. I feel so special. How are you today?

Jamaican Princess, yuh tess out dih new highway yet? Ah how it guh? It good? Mih wa’ah tek dat frah Kingston tuh St. Elizabet’ (St. Best) dih nex’ time mih come deh. Lass time mih guh, dem hole up mih family pon Flat Bridge an’ tek weh wih munny. Yuh believe dem ra’as dem?

lauren london is a fox
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Agreed and seems very down to earth, just my type….she can use a little more hips and ass

@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?

*dusting off my Dicasso outfit*

@ Snoop

What do you want to know about?

Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(
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you betta quit tricking girl….lol betta do like i use to do, through them fresh counterfeit 1′s….lol

@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

Awesome-O-3000

@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?
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It’s Friday so I can’t complain. I have absolutely nothing that I have to do this weeked, so I’m kinda in a rush to do nothing. It’s great.

Jamaican Princess

@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!

So Special, So Special

Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE!!!

Lady Star, why do you have Sister Josephine Dunkley from my church in your avatar?

I’ll put it out there. I was told by my therapist not to work cause I was in a deep state of depression after I had my son. I was then told to start welfare. After about 8 months my therapist gave me the go head to start working. MD has a ready to work program that was started by Socual Service. They gave you classes and helped you find jobs and they gave you internships through out the county and I’m now employed with my Bachelors in fine arts. But in the ready to work program there was ALOT of females who didn’t give a d@mn and it really pissed me off. And I wish the system would change to WEED out the BAD seeds. Some of these woman came to the classes high and fell asleep. If the system change it would be a lot less of this BS going around and women and men would have to get up off their a$$es!

What do you want to know about?
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I know about that bomb 98.6, i want to hear some new creative sh!t

@ lovely lady a…..hey ma, what’s goody on your end

PSYCHO I WILL NOT ADDRESS YOU BY NAME BUT YOU CERTAINLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I PLAYED WITH YOU NICELY YESTERDAY BUT TODAY WILL NOT TURN OUT THE WAY YOU LIKE IT IF YOU KEEP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE GAMES. I HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS IN FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AND HE ASSURED ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS A SERIOUS CRIME!

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!

lauren london is finer than kk both fine but ll is au~naturelle.

@
AWWW
I drive on the highway everyday. I live in Portmore. But yea, I have used the Old Harbour leg too, which is where you would drive. You woulda haffi pay toll bout 2 time for 45 minutes of road lol. Dat ridiculous, but true.
I hate dat robbery shit! The idea of somebody tekkin ma tings, upset mi, dem would haffi shoot me!

Sorry to hear dat tho. Last month murders went down, but robbery went up by 124%. Dat mek sense?!My house got robbed few weeks back. I was so pissed. We were all inside, asleep. Those fools came in and took ma handbag, laptop, phone, and money. I’m glad i wasn’t awake.I would probably fight back. Which would not be good

awwwwwwshadododp

That is all me baby. I am sorry though I am married.

qhorsey, your face is a criminal offense get lost trick.

How are you Z?

why do you come on a gossip thread and tell your whole life story, no wonder plies put you put there.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!
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take action, take action!

snoop cye

Jamaican Princess, mih sorry fih ‘ear bout dat. Mih notice how all dih house dih have enclosed gate pon dih varendah and bars pon dih window dem – every weh. (How dem deh poor peeple have suh much satellite dish. Ah weh dem get dem from?) Ah true seh yuh cyan put ah house widdout drug lawd dem come sih yuh fih dem cut? Ah troo dat? An’ ya’ah talk ’bout yuh did have tuh pay 2 times pon Flat Bridge. We musseh pay ’bout 5 TIMES – serious ting. Work man weh did ah lay dung tar come demand money from wih. What a bam bam.

My supervisor is letting us go to lunch early today. He is treating us to the Shoney’s buffet so I will see you all in about 4 hours! Deuces

qhorsey, if you leave that will be action enough or put up somebody else picture not yours.

PRPPLE, just call me TADOW

Morning Top Model!

@
Snoop
hey sweetie, what you want to learn today? lol
I’m kinda in a learning mood myself
*sharpens pencil and takes out notepad*

I’m waiting on JB to drop some science.

LMAO @ purp egging them on

*Typo – put UP ah house widdout drug lawd come sih yuh fih ah payout, mih did mean.

Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands

I dont see my girl z, what is this somebody saying z is qhorsey.

@ Vee…

I don’t know how I missed your comment. This multitasking is getting the best of me…lol

Yeah, where are the strippers? I made sure to get my dollars together. I’m ready. Bring ‘em out!!!

JB, now see that’s that Navy thinking getting in the way of logical thought processing.

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands

Thats the science pimp!

@ lady a…..YHM

Freaky Friday Question:

Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

I know people are way smarter than they give them selves credit for and I feel bad their kids because they grow and act worst than their parents. I was always pissed everytime I went to those classes and saw those girls given up. One woman came in there saying she just wanted to comply to keep getting food stamps but she didn’t want to work. God had his hands on my mouth and my hands that day. People work to D@MN HARD for people to just get over. UGH IT TEARS MY NERVES UP!

@JB

“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”

No, there is still a bloodline. He is family!! Period! End of story!

Morning Folks!

Lauren London looks amazing and she will probably be a great mom. I don’t mind her choice in picking Weezy at least the baby will be PAID..

snoop yhm

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Brooke (cyber-hug)!!

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
-the same goes for dudes: why would I want to kiss u when u got glazed donut/ass face?
GTFOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Jamaican Princess, I saw all of that when I was there on vacation. Plus, I have a sister who taught at Constant Spring for years and years so I know how the kids have changed since I was coming up. I lived in St. Elizabeth and we never got robbed. If you had a nice house, I think people just assumed you kept protection. And that was usually the case so they never messed with you. Once you leave for a long time and come back, I don’t know what it is, but they can spot a ‘foreigner’ from a mile away.

@AWW
extortion is big business here. One of the phone companies had a work site to put up a tower, it was in one of those rough neighborhoods. So bad man gi dem a link and seh dem need fi get paid protection money. So the phone people dem come back the next day, with their own security wid guns.
Di bad man dem come back di next day,wid bigger guns an run weh di security dem. and tell di phone people dem seh, don’t bring back no more security, ‘it upset wi’. Mi laugh till mi nearly dead. lol

What are ya’ll taling about up in here:?

@ BG

@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?

*dusting off my Dicasso outfit*
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U have to perform a dance in order to earn dollas from the ladies…..That Dicasso outfit should work nicely!

talking*

@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

See, that’s the fun part. When you get to reciprocate and make sure she gets a mouthful of ALL of her own juices. Heh-heh-heh.

@JB
“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”
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Been there, done that….. saw her at a relatives funeral and couldn’t resist.

I know… I know….

LOL.

(Cyber hugging Vee back) Hey mama!! I see yall got reaky Friday all set up. To bad I cant stay to enjoy it.

What’s poppin,’ Brooke!

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Isn’t she coming up from giving you 98.6?

I GUESS SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE SLOW LEARNERS BUT I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE A JOB BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOSING IT!

Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family

Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!

@ Pimpin

Not too much I haven’t tried. Maybe a complete stranger. Oh like my stripper!!!

@ Jamaican Princess

Mih hear news like dat some time. Mih try an’ get mih ‘an dem pon eedah dih ‘Gleaner’ or dih ‘Star’ every now and den. Mih sistah dida tell mih ’bout wah roadside shop innah Kingston dat did ah sell people dawg meat innah soup not too long ago. Yuh evah hear ’bout any ting like dat before?

@AWW
Constant Spring… nice
I use to do broadacasts from there for back to school when I use to be on radio.

I know kids not the same. I have one. She is 7 going on 70. lol

St. Bess is nice though. Never really spent time there though, mainly drive through to go to Mobay etc.

If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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naw, just knowing their in my family would fu@k me up mentally.

@ Pimpin

CYE.

Did anybody see “So you think you can dance” last night..where the brother and sister were dancing together. I bet all the money in my pocket they were smashing each other…they were a little to close if you ask me.

@ Pimpin

something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.

The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family

Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!
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LOL!!! Their parents were neglectful and left them alone together all the time as kids. So they got the hots for each other. Plus, whaddya want – It’s California.

With this question…If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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What are the stipulations of this? Do I know that this guy is my cousin? Because if I know him then no, I’m not feelin’ sleeping with him. I have however heard of peole who slept with a relative, but they did find out to later on that they were relatives. As a matter of fact, this happened to a brother and sister who had been adopted. This is why family reunions are important…lol

*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.

Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!

p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

What’s poppin,’ Brooke!

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Hey awwww!!!!! how da hell r ya?

@BG
“*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.

Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!

p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho”
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LOOOOOOL.

Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?

@ Man, I Just Don’t Care.

Damn, damn, damn. How do you rectify that situation?

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

@ Pimpin

something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.

Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL

bg (Viernes Nucca!)

*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.

Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!

p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho

completely turned off by this

@Awww
dem pickney yah nowadays nuh easy at all. People ask me why I send my baby to prep school, but i dont want her exposed to the ills of primary school.

So i will pay that 50 thousand per term. It is worth it.

Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL

Well if you become my favorite stripper than it can be both me and you.

@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??

Lady A
I didnt know….sheesh!! She was on mom’s side, don’t really kick it with that side too much. Plus it was a distant cuz

Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?

The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??

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Well being that my mom was sorta a celebrity back in the 80′s she knows alot of people, and he came to VA to see her and speak to the kids at the school where she teaches.

@ Lady A

completely turned off by this
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Ditto…….

TWIN: I got something to tell you!!!!!!!!!

CYE later.

@Awww
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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I dont think its wrong. My God brother is my ex. Still loves me to this day. We found out that we weren’t cousins when we were 10. Didn’t sleep wit him though. not back then anyways.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?

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Noo. I only log on when I have time. I just got back from Cancun on Tuesday so It took a few days for me to sober up and check my emails, you know the usually. I’m still pissing out Tequila u know, lol

ok im going to mock to check this trick, who ever is impersonating this broad please stand up.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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Nah..no blood-line there…I grew up with guy like that…he is getting married in Nov too…I was his first. He was mine. I knew him since we were like 6 yrs old. Our parents grew up with one another.

I wouldn’t mind getting a piece of that before he got married (now that I think about it) but I respect his relationship and our friendship.

Anything by marriage realistically – like a boy falling in love with is step sister. What are you going to do? You can’t help falling in love with your step sister right. Its no different from meeting a girl or guy on the street.

For instance…say you were dating a girl and you guys are serious for like a year..thats wifey..and your dad (if single) meets her moms and they get married what are you going to do? Dead the relationship because of the marriage? Some would like to argue that you meet your girlfriend first. But what if you dad met her moms first and then you guys dated and fell in love? In my eyes…its no different.

“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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Outside, Pouring Rain… in an obscure area!!!

master blaster are you plies.

ok twin…

bg…but after u found out…smh

@TRS

Thats a good one.

It was after hours and my girl was working overtime. I stayed with her until she was about to head out, then I started with the hugging and exploring. I was surprised when her reaction was, “O, baby, you shoulda said something before…” And we just took it from there. Of course, I kept one eye open for security or cameras.

Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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There is nothing that i can think of that I wanted to do, that I haven’t done yet, and by the time I’m married and ready again to have sex, Immo be too damn old anyways for all that adventure.
Anything i could think of, been there, done that.
I’ll sit this one out.

Pimp you in Cali and have not accomplished this why?
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I never had the desire until recently

PRPPLE, just call me TADOW

Morning Top Model!
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heeeyyyy Pimpin..TGIF my nigg!

I meant to say y’all “not” feelin’ my ring of fire.
These damn typos are off the chain.

@ Speaking the Truth

Thanks Ma!!!

@ MIJDC

You need to wait until the bosses go on vacation or are otherwise MIA…the Bosses office = best location!!!

Ok….I have got that out now….Carry on!

man…
no i ahevnt yet either…its okay

I don’t know, Man, I Don’t Care. I did my surrogate cousin once and I felt weird about it afterward. Plus many years had passed before we had seen each other and done it. I don’t know. I don’t think I’d do it again though.

typo…haven’t

(((Whatz going on in here?)))

Correction. My last statement was for ‘Speaking The Truth.’

TIME FOR LUNCH BREAK!

@MIJDC
tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk

You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
*sigh*
What a good thing I have changed

@ Poetry
Don’t feed into that bs. I’d never do something like that

Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?

JB, to hell with someone handicapped. Would YOU do a midgit?

Ok new question

would you do someone who is handicapped?

(I am getting my blue tag next month)

@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
“tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk

You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
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…well looky here… there’s a job opening at my job….

@ JB
NO, however the concept of the positions are interesting!

@ Awww

Its a honest question. Yall ask the same Freaky Friday questions every week, I’m just tryna bring some uniqueness to the forum. NOW ANSWER!!!!

@BK Stand Up

Primo, I just responded to you in the Emeniem post.!!

I know a male friend of a friend who ate another dude’s snot for $20. True story.

Yall guys stop being shy. I have to jet in a lil while so answer. I am dying to see the results LMAO

@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies

@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies
(I just copied and pasted this because it goes for me as well..)

@MIJDC
You would like that wouldn’t you?

how about on the highway, outside the car or on the balcony of your apt complex?

*sigh*
the memories

@verdine white,..stop it right now stop impersonating my favorite group member from Earth wind and fire even that you look like him.

@ BG

NO worries hon….my boss never suspected a thing…the desk isn’t the only option you know??!!!

I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
Carry on.

Jamaican Princess, getting down in St. Elizabeth in one of those hour-long downpours, inside your house with the drops pelting the hell out of the zinc. That’s how you make memories right there.

@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!

Ok First of all, all u guys are either lying or stupid. I know yall have dept and bills and kids and family to take care of and you wouldnt kiss your best bud for Half a million dollars just cuz of EGO and PRIDE? U gotta be shittin me. lol

im out no hershy highway questions for me.

@ BG

@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!
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You are on the right track…..:)

@ AWESOME
LMFAO. End tables lol

I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
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Girl let it go.

Brooke, that kinda pales to a dude eating another guys boogers for $20. I don’t care how broke Dude No. 1 is!

bg (Viernes Nucca!)

@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA

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Just like the poster said: Baby and Weezy did it for free, it aint hurt their carreers one bit.

Would you do a girl that was deaf?

End tables. Rolling tables. Me and my girl ‘christened’ some secretary’s credenza.

@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA

Would you do a girl that was deaf?
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Hell yeah, she’ll be throwing sign language telling me how good the d!ck is…lol

Since y’all talking about handicapped sex, can you tell a man with no legs that he is a stand-up guy?

@JB
Girl let it go.
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girl I can’t. these fools dont know what to do with it anyways. I’m not wreckin my good yaki for some foolishness! lol

If you leave in an apartment, is it okay for you to wear house shoes?

LOL @ Brooklyn, Stand Up for the ‘Beetlejuice’ reference.

What about Gary, the Retard?

Somebody that’s deaf hmmm

How he gonna hear when I tell him it’s good? lol

Weezy kissed Baby…and look at weezy now…LMAO..

Ok that was low blow…don’t kill me.

@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

Whassup!!

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
hey there

@ Awww
Nope never seen that.
I was born an raised in Kingston. Plus I’m deathly afraid of reptiles aand ish like dat. So di miunte I see dem. mi a teck weh miself fastly!lol

Hey LADY A- What’s poppin momma?

@Speaking the truth…™

FRIDAY BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!!

What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.

Do you stop her?

Hey Brooklyn!!!

What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…

Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

TGIF….finally!!!

@ Brooklyn….

Hey!!! What’s up with you today?

Jamaican Princess, you’ve got lizards all over Kingston though. I didn’t like them when I was coming up either. At school, this kid dropped a dead one down my shirt back. After dat, ah pay rackstone ah fly.

Better not bring yo kids!!!!!!!!

@ trs

Hey Brooklyn!!!

What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…
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Hey TRS

Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…

Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)

@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?

Umm Snoop what time is it in the west coast now?

9:41 why?

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?

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I wouldn’t commit suicide

OKAY. For those of you that don’t know this, Lauren has a 14 month old goddaughter AND her BFF’s momma had a baby a couple of months before that. She oould have been shopping for either one of them.

snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

9:41 why?

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I am debating if I should call this dude that I met in Cancun over the weekend. He is from Watts California. We exchanged numbers and I have butterflies now.

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.
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LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..

@ poetryisme…..lol…tell her ma!

Cautiously asking…
What jumped off in here while I was gone?

@Awww
mi woulda dead!! A lizard got into my room last week. I didn’t sleep the whole night. Cried for half the night. I hate them!! eeeeewwww!!

@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

@ Brooklyn….

Hey!!! What’s up with you today?
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Nothin’ much! Same shit, different day, same smell, lol… Can’t wait to get out of this office and into the gym. I gain a few extra pounds f*ckin’ with Vegas, lol…

@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)

So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?

Brooklyn, Stand up.

LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..

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Ewww OMG. I hate ugly toes, on men and women. how can one not get a pedi and mani every week is beyond me.

jb checked your mail

@ brooklyn

Hey TRS

Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…

Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….

What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..

J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!

@Speaking the truth…™

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

TGIF….finally!!!
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Thank God!!

How you doing this Friday afternoon?

Lady A

CYE

Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?

@ BK Stand Up

TRS

LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….

What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..

J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!

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And she aint lying Primo. U r a very confident man to send wifey off to MIAMI the sexiest city in the US with the girls. lol

OK-Freaky Friday has flatlined I take it??
I’m out-BBL

@ Poetry is Me…

Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?
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I guess we haven’t gotten “freaky” enough for Freaky Friday!

Brooke, you’d date a man who gets a pedicure AND a manicure every week???? That’s some effeminate shit. A dude does that and he needs to pass in his ‘Testosterone Card.’

@trs

@ brooklyn

Hey TRS

Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…

Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….

What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..

J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!

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Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)

Anything is possible thou

Damn Does Coach bg need to call a timeout, or should I let yall play thur it like Phil does

@ Brooklyn…

You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol

JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.

Do you stop her?

Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF”.

@ Brooklyn

Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)

Anything is possible thou
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Now Now, calm yourself. I am sure that she wouldn’t do anything that you wouldn’t do!!!!

*coughs unexpectedly*

J/K…. Trust is key!!!

@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!

I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!

Brooke – plastic surgeries? As in, you had your tits done?

@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

@ Brooklyn…

You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol
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LMAO!! I brought back a hefty credit card bill and an extra inch or two in the waist area, lol

Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF
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PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)

True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and cum… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.

PRECISELY…YOU GET MY DRIFT

Well, it’s been real y’all. Today is my early day so maybe I’ll catch y’all when I get to the crib. Deuces~

@ TRS

Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further.

@BROOKLYN STAND UP
“I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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**que “ominous” music**

♪♫♪♫♪

Thanx Man I just dont care™

@ Jamaican Princess

@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!

I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!
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Lawd, Gad, yuh know dih way tuh muh ‘eart. When I was dere, mih people dem would kill ah goat or ah pig. Mih used tuh run home frah school dih next day fih get mih share ah dih liver dem. Man, dat someting did GOOD! Yuh know anyting ’bout Alligator Pond ah St. Elizabeth. We woulda guh dung deng pon ah weekend an’ get soh lobster when dem just come outta dih sea. Rahtid! Wih guh home an’ set up some big aluminum pon pon ah outside fire an’ cook up a storm. Yuh wan’ sih FEAST. Dem yah lobster innah New England cyan compare. Mih done.

@ Whiteboy

Your right.

@ Awesome

@ TRS

Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further
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That’s what I thought….NO need to elaborate further. As a woman, if you have handled your buziness good and proper…there is no WAY that you can miss the signs of your man’s “Au Natural” when you’ve set him off.

Ok, I promise that I am done now.

oops look at my english

Your are right

oops I did it again

You are right.

JB Cougarlicious

You’re right.

(Brooke’s got me looking more closely at her nose.) I didn’t know you had stacks like that.

@ BG

I hear you BG….SMH because I want to respond but I am trying to be all lady like and such. I am sure that you can use your imagination!

Aiight I’m back in the saddle for good, whats the topic?

I hate condoms.

carry on.

WELL SNOOP…I’M A BIT NICER THAN YOU…LOL

So, Man I Just Don’t Care, how did you cut her loose? I mean, it’s hard. What she lacks in appearance, she more than compensates for in the bed. And I know women in here are giving their screens the side eye – but I’m just having an honest discussion. These pseudo-relationships do happen.

Man I just dont care™

I hate condoms.

carry on.

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(Carries head down) Ditto!

done got the damn floor preggers!

Desomond 21 Hatchett look a like

Brooke, ‘Snoop’ (from ‘The Wire’) is too much like a dude. It ain’t gonna work. Hell, for the first two seasons, I thought she WAS a dude.

I hate condoms.

carry on.
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Co-sign

Be back y’all
going for a shopping quickie

Soon come back!

Ladies:: even the ones that HAte me:

Condoms? hate em? or love em?

*DANCING AROUND*…TODAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE A GOOD DAY!

ok, ctahcin up on recent posts:
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–agreed: I thought Snoop on The Wire was a dude too. When she was in Home Depot buying the drill or whatever that they were killing people with, talking with that mush-mouth, I said damn is that a female? SMH-She is SO hard-core butch its unsettling…

quickies or long lsting sex?

Going to lunch to get dollars for the afternoon strip show!!

@ Brooke

Condoms? hate em? or love em?
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HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….

That’s the rules of MY game.

i have lost all respect for this girl. the fact that someone so pretty would open her legs to that thing and create a baby with him is proof positive that women are idiots when it comes to men.

Isn’t it time for the ladies to strip for us? You guys got the Thursday Thriller yesterday.

trs

@ Brooke

Condoms? hate em? or love em?
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HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….

That’s the rules of MY game.

Lawd temper got vicious on that one *Stands and Applauds*

HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….

That’s the rules of MY game.
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I can dig that!

Brooke, yes I grew up in Jamaica and we’re typically very religious. Hell, you could walk two miles there and pass at least seven churches on your way.

Oh to answer the other question,

I’m with Lady A, it depends on the mood. Sometimes I hate Long lasting sex, it causes irritation and dryness if stuck in the same position too long, and disiness if turned around too much. I am what u call a rather complicated sexual partner.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

I was in this situation before but the honey had a certain talent with her mouth. That girl could kiss. And she HAD a snapper. To this day, I still think about her. She was qu as longite a few years younger than me so that might have been one of the reasons but DAYUM. She had a cavity that fit like a glove. She didn’t have to respond. I was okay with that.
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?????????????????????????????????????????????

WOW…So you were ok with her NOT giving you the business by just laying there??? Why?

@AWESOME
“Isn’t it time for the ladies to strip for us? You guys got the Thursday Thriller yesterday.”
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**runs to ATM machine**

@ TRS
Do you trust me?

@ Pimpin Willie

Lawd temper got vicious on that one *Stands and Applauds*
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Takes a bow….

♥Thank you baby!♥

@ Brooke

I love women, that is my problem.

I find it impossible to be with one, my longest relationship ever lasted a month – then I had to break up with her because it was as if I were drowning.

So I stick to what I know, women not woman.

@ Snoop

Still catchin up…
@Awesome-y’all dudes are slow givin’ up the cash–the ladies came CORRECT when y’all stripped!!!

@Brooke-I hate condoms, but LOVE ‘em at the same time.
Cuz when I get a cold I KNOW that’s ALL it is-in those times I love ‘em.
But when a dude is fine and I really want him, but I get a sense that I can’t trust his arse, I hate ‘em. But I most certainly use ‘em!

@ Sexual Choclate

are your parents still together? basically I am asking how u end up like this? did u get hurt or turned down by a girl in ur past? cuz usually thats how it happens. Thats why I have trouble sometimes staying faithful.

TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?

Put it this way, every guy loves to be with a virgin. Let’s just say, something about her prolonged this fantasy long after I had been with her for the first time.

*By the way did I mention u dont know his/her name?

SNOOP YOU SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES

Brooke, c’mon. I know them chicks from New York. Y’all are into them three-ways. Come clean.

@ BG

@ TRS
Do you trust me?
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As far as what?

@ TRS
Ok do you trust me now?

Snoop you got me rolling!!

@ Brooke

Here is the funny part they are still married, they have been married for 35 years happily.
But I think they are the reason I don’t relationships.

I saw their way of life as being stagnant; boring if you may.

No never turned down in such a way that made me hate relationships. My mother said I were always like this ever since I were little.

she said girls used to always hugging on me, but I don’t remember.

@ Lady A

TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?
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GURLL….I am finalizing my plans. Look out for a FULL report!!!

@TRS
@ TRS
Do you trust me?
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As far as what?
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As far as bangin that back out raw….duh!

trs

@ Lady A

TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?
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GURLL….I am finalizing my plans. Look out for a FULL report!!!

WOOOOHOOO…ALL THIS GOOD NEWS ON FRIDAY…DANCING AROUND THE OFFICE NOW…

I’m not perfect. Wearing a condom kills it for me.

SURE AMONG OTHER THINGS
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I’m not perfect. Wearing a condom kills it for me.
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yoube O.D.B’ing that puzzy huh?

I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?

@ BG

As far as what?
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As far as bangin that back out raw….duh!
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UMMM….I don’t mean to sound crazy but….

HELL NAW!!! You ain’t done your time by punching in on my clock ova AND you certainly did not do one day of work to earn your reward!!!

O, Brooke, that’s right. You’re the chick with the ol’ man Suga Daddy.

@ Lady A

Girl I will be hitting u up this weekend. As far as this: “I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE”
U know we will answer that question 06/26…..LMAO!!!

I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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agreed!

I dont like condoms, but I also don’t wanna wake up and my pristine pleasure maker looks like a knotted tree branch

@ Pimpin

*whispers*

He want what you already got!

Lawd this is my proudest day since taking over as CEO of Kentucky Derby Booties, “I believe the children are our future, teach them well…
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LMAO!!!!! Dont make my tummy hurt! I am glad to make your day!

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

O, Brooke, that’s right. You’re the chick with the ol’ man Suga Daddy.

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Yup. I can finally say without feeling ashamed from friends and family, that I truly Love him. I just didnt love him in Cancun last week lol.

@ Lady A

I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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What you mean?

Well, I’m home now. What’s going on with y’all in here?

@ Brooke

Society’s norm are foolish, to me anyway.
There is no right age at which one should be married. Why would you do that to yourself.

My problem is that I feel complete and I really don’t believe have a relationship will ever bring anything beneficial to the table.

So a solitary lifestyle suits me best. My mother said I were selfish but why pick up a headache in the form of a relationship if you don’t have to.

Ladies: will u give a man head if he was lightskin like Jason Kidd, but his weiner was dark like Wesley snipes????

(True Story)

and guys (Lite guys) is this normal?

@ TRS

Damn my bad homegirl!!! I was just kiddin!

BTW Do you trust me? lol

no condom= taking a piss in the morning, a praying it don’t feel like you pissing razorblades

@ BROOKE

Ladies: will u give a man head if he was lightskin like Jason Kidd, but his weiner was dark like Wesley snipes????
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WTF????????????? GURLL Did I read that correctly?

sexual chocolate

@ Brooke

Society’s norm are foolish, to me anyway.
There is no right age at which one should be married. Why would you do that to yourself.

My problem is that I feel complete and I really don’t believe have a relationship will ever bring anything beneficial to the table.

So a solitary lifestyle suits me best. My mother said I were selfish but why pick up a headache in the form of a relationship if you don’t have to.

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It is tradition in my Panamanian family to not be single during your “Middle ages” but since I have broken every rule made in tradition society it really doesnt matter rite?
Having a man wont complete me it just will make me more financially stable.
And Yes u r selfish, I dont want u to die a lonely old man with no nice old woman to care for you. (see how sensitive I am) lol

@ BG

@ TRS

Damn my bad homegirl!!! I was just kiddin!

BTW Do you trust me? lol
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What you going to do to earn my trust?

@ Awesome

I have Bartended at strip clubs and when women are bleeding, the wear a Tampon or they take those days off. Which means they have to do double time in the champagne room when they get back to work (True story)

@ MIJDC

**’hero’ voice**

Don’t worry, I thwart their feelbe attempts to invade “TRS Land!!!!”
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LMAO!!!!!

Brooke
that was disgusting

@Brooke-aw, how cute is THAT: u saying you love yo man!! I’m happy for u
And-no comment on two-tone peters. It is a STRANGE occurance-wonder why that happens…

@ Brooke

Ah, ok. That’s what I need to do. Find me a banging stripper, figure out her “schedule” and show up right after her short hiatus. She’ll be a go getter everytime.

Brooke, I’m light. And this reminds me of a topic a comedienne brought up on stage. (Must have been Monique.) Yeah, it’s a little darker than the rest of my body but … so what?

The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

@Brooke-aw, how cute is THAT: u saying you love yo man!! I’m happy for u
And-no comment on two-tone peters. It is a STRANGE occurance-wonder why that happens…

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Yes Vee. But I did something u may not like, and I think u know what I mean. It was about the convo we had yesterday. i said yes. I am so ashamed

@Brooke-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@ Brooke

That is so funny, my father is Panamanian, my mother is Jamaican.
He is from Tocumen, he is always trying to guilt me into settling down.
He is always talking about when he was my age he was married to my mother.
I just look at him, like he is crazy.
Why is he telling me this, it ain’t my fault.

The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!

@Brooke-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I am sorry… I was persuaded and offered and offer that I just could not pass up. I’m sorry Vee. Dont hate me

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Kigali, you’re right. Let’s start stitching up these black women’s coochies. Let’s get an infinite amount of threads and needles. Knock ‘em over the head with a club and get to gettin.’ You can start off on the west coast and I’ll head up the east. We won’t stop until we meet up somewhere in the middle. Whaddya say?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA WOOOOOOOO !!!!THANKS GUYS ,THIS IS THE BEST LAUGH I HAD IN A WEEK!

@ fellas….Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?

I’m just thinking how tomorrow I’m gonna regret this conversation like a mutha.

I’m glad you enjoyed it, Bianca.

Damn, isn’t that a coincidence? That girl I was talking about earlier was from Panama.

@Brooke-u know I wouldn’t hate u or anyone else. My friendship does not fade that easily, dayumn!
I just see that as a MAJOR control tactic and–we’ll talk more offline later but–it’s not too late to change your mind.
Think about it some more.

@SNOOP
“Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?”
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both my nizzle.

@ Brooke

You are probably right we might be relatives. You do sound as if you act awfully a lot like me – the female version.

Man I just dont care™

@SNOOP
“Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?”
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both my nizzle.

INTERESTED……….

@ The ladies

Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”

I aint wasting my YAC on no snappa!

@ Brooke

I don’t feel guilt, that is my second problem. I did it, ain’t no reason to feel sorry about the decisions I made.
I look at it as a learning experience.

* in my usher voice* that was my confession….lol

SHE’S SHOPPING EARLY BECAUSE SHE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS BABY.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

Damn, isn’t that a coincidence? That girl I was talking about earlier was from Panama.

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She probably was my cousin. lol

@Vee

I said yes but I will damn sure think about it more. I am not definite yet.

sexual chocolate

@ Brooke

You are probably right we might be relatives. You do sound as if you act awfully a lot like me – the female version.

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LOL. Yea I am a bit of a bad girl, but I have calmed down in the past 2 years.

Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”
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“MANstrations?” LOL.

@TRS-that is one we shall discuss offline: I don’t know if u were here for my “He gave me the sex-palsy/stroke” story.

SMH…memories, ahhhhhh, like the corners of my mind…

LOL SNOOP

Lauren disputed the rumor on her twitter. She’s not pregnant for the last time.

@ MIJDC

“MANstrations?” LOL.
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Ministrations = service or servitude…but I can work with MANistrations. Same thing! LOL

Ok What did I miss?

@ VEE

*Gasp*

GURLLL….

YES, we must follow up offline.

Holla!

@ Brooke

Just imagine the scene in that room when some lady getting it on with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

and he pull out a bottle of Jamaican 100 proof rum and commence to pouring it on her punany to see if she winces.

Imagine being a fly on that wall

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL..I RESPECT MEN WHO DON’T JUST EAT ANYTHING…

Lady A

YGM

BRB guys on the phone wit that cutie from Watts CA.

@ Brooke

@ The ladies

Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”

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Trs, I dont understand. Please describe in laments terms please.
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LOL So have you ever “blacked out” as a result of one of your partner’s “efforts” on you? *wink, wink*

@ sexual chocolate

@ Brooke

Just imagine the scene in that room when some lady getting it on with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

and he pull out a bottle of Jamaican 100 proof rum and commence to pouring it on her punany to see if she winces.

Imagine being a fly on that wall
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Why does this seem so abnormal to you??? Doesn’t- I mean, doesn’t everybody do this? I’m the only one? Well, me and Brooke. But haven’t you ever made love dousing your partner with champagne? It doesn’t have to be anything expensive. I mean, hell, white zinfandel works just fine. You’ve NEVER done this?

@ Brooke

LOL. Yea I am a bit of a bad girl, but I have calmed down in the past 2 years.
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well there is hope for me yet, seeing that me mature emotionally slower than women. So I guess in 10 years or so I might call it quits.

Not now though, I can’t even imagine it at this stage.

Wow–alot is being said in here-some confessions jumpin’ off
LOL @ Snoop saying ol’ girl looked like Aunt Esther.
Damn shame.
@TRS-u are going to CRACK UP when I tell u, SMH…LOL

Nah, sexual chocolate, I learned that from one of my friends waaaaaay back in the day. It’s not as alien as it sounds, I promise you.

LOL@MIJDC

@ VEE

@TRS-u are going to CRACK UP when I tell u, SMH…LOL
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Holla at me!

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

I am going to try that and when she ask me what the hell I am doing.
I am going to looks her dead in the eyes and say:

“Baby I am just sanctifying the coochie”

I’ve done five to six hour marathons until the head of my shaft burned like a muthafocka AND my balls were so sensitive and irritated I couldn’t walk straight without wincing. That’s the weirdest it’s ever gotten. And I’ll never do that again.

SNOOP…*TAKING NOTES*…CHECK MARKS

@ Sexual Chocolate

I am going to try that and when she ask me what the hell I am doing.
I am going to looks her dead in the eyes and say:

“Baby I am just sanctifying the coochie”
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*PONDERING*

*stares in comprehension*

*FALLS THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!* LMAO!!!!!!

♥ THAT!!!

@ Snoop

What do you mean by “dress code?”

@ sexual chocolate

Don’t go trying to douche her. Be cool about it and not obvious. Most girls will try anything at least once. Even the ones who will claim otherwise.

@ Prima

You are very entertaining miss, lol…

I missed out on all the good discussions

Even though she’s pregnant, that’s nice, good for her. What’s the big deal? I thought that was normal in the human world. Plus, she has a God Daughter as well, & I’m sure many other babies/kids as siblings or children of other friends that she could have simply been shopping for. If it was for her, & she didn’t want people to know, Lily/Kardashian’s could have sent her some stuff herself! Moving on…

What do you mean by “dress code?”
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A woman that knows how to coordinate her attire.

See, the artist formerly known as Vee – TGIF knows what I’m talking about. Sexual Chocolate got me on here getting self-conscious like I’m some kind of weirdo.

@ VEE
You know I got you.

Turn on’s for me….

Pretty
Respectful
Smells good
Pleasant attitude
Has a sense if fashion
Career driven
Is not self centered or materialistic
Likes sports

Pretty much a down to earth chick.

Vagina….period is my Kryptonite

What is turning me on right now

White Ballcap
and Dreads

The scent of pear is a turn-on. I don’t know what it is. I’ve worked with women who’ve worn pear-scented perfume, lotion, moisturizer – whatever the hell. It drives me CRAZY. I can hardly get anything done.

@ Brooklyn Stand UP

Turn on’s for me….

Pretty
Respectful
Smells good
Pleasant attitude
Has a sense if fashion
Career driven
Is not self centered or materialistic
Likes sports

Pretty much a down to earth chick
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♥Blowing you a kiss♥

I knew I liked you for a reason!!! Thanks for acting like you got some sense Brooklyn!

SMH @ the rest of yall!!!!

Amendment:

SMH @ the rest of yall LISTS.

Carry on.

Back Chicas and Chicos. Now where were we?

My eyes hurt can’t back track

I mean ‘wince’ like it hurts, sexual chocolate. You know, like it burns. You’re way over-thinking this. (You’re a young buck, aren’t you?)

@ JB

I can’t grow dreads in 3 weeks. What are we going to do?

Wait I see men’s turn on’s Wow

SMH @ the rest of yall LISTS.

Carry on.
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and i thought i watered down my list….smh @ myself

@ Awesome

you get a pass.

@ JB

@trs

LOL!! I lucked out when my wife bagged me, lol… I love women that carry themeselves w/ class, such a turn on. I knew she was the one when I gave her the door test and she pasted, lol…

Be easy on the fellas, lol… There’s a gentleman inside us all, you just need to find the right woman to bring it out.

@Awesome-O-3000

Your HILARIOUS dude, lol…

JB, what about Rasta Men with actual dreads? You’d let them hit it?

What is turning me on right now

White Ballcap
and Dreads
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* putting on arasta wig, a white dodger fitted, and putting a sock in my pants* lol

@ Snoop

and i thought i watered down my list….smh @ myself
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So what’s up? What were you REALLY going to say? I’m down to hear your perspective.

Brooke’s turn on’s:

He must be:

Funny
Successful
Well Dress
Swaggerlicious
Good Looking
Metrosexual
Charming
well-mannered
successful
Great in bed
Between 7-7.5 inches
Spontaneous
Confident
Successful
Oh and loves sports (Especially Football and Hockey)

Did I mention being super successful?

@ Brooklyn

Be easy on the fellas, lol…
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Know what? I am going to do that j.u.s.t for you Brooklyn!

So what’s up? What were you REALLY going to say? I’m down to hear your perspective.
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it’s a little to much for this audience.

@ trs

@ Brooklyn

Be easy on the fellas, lol…
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Know what? I am going to do that j.u.s.t for you Brooklyn!
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Thank you! See, I knew you were a sweetie

Fellas!!!

She’s a keeper

@ Brooke
So 7 is the min? and 7.5 is the max?
LMAO

Question for Fellas:

What Female hairstyles turn u on? Is it:

A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

LOL!!! Hellz yeah.

She still opens the car door for me 13 years later. I lucked out man. I f*ckin’ LOVE that b*tch, lol

@ Snoop

it’s a little to much for this audience.
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*pouts*

OK Snoop.

LMAO @ Brooklyn

Baby gravy, lol.

And btw, I have never heard a complaint from the use of champagne on the pleasure pocket.

bg (Viernes Nucca!)

@ Brooke
So 7 is the min? and 7.5 is the max?
LMAO

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I can take a 6.5 dude. I like comfort

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

LOL!!! Hellz yeah.

She still opens the car door for me 13 years later. I lucked out man. I f*ckin’ LOVE that b*tch, lol

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Thats right Primo. I love when guys state they love for they woman, its so MANLY

@ Brooklyn

Thank you! See, I knew you were a sweetie

Fellas!!!

She’s a keeper

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*smiling*

Thanks Brooklyn!

Damn Prima, that’s a long list, lol… I guess you know what you want! Shit, now a days you should be luck for a nucca to be good looking, hard working and faithful.

A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
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B. right now i’m feeling the keri hilson look

What Female hairstyles turn u on? Is it:

A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
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Used to be A, but now it’s shifting to B. I need access to the neck during ravage session.

Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol

@trs

You’re Welcome

@ bg….the b!tch could have hair like celie on the color purple, you still will take her down

@ Brooke

Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol
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I will stand up and say I don’t have and never had. I am even willing to go to the clinic whenever you are ready to get proof.

Brooke, that 64 year old man is gonna have a heart attack on your ass.

@ Brooklyn

I am sorry for your experience.

I never bite…nip, maybe. Bite…NO!!!

@ bg….the b!tch could have hair like celie on the color purple, you still will take her down

LMAO!!!!!!!

if you still get monkey bites on your neck, just slap yourself right now!

@ Lady A

YEP!!! I guess they don’t know…

sexual chocolate

@ Brooke

Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol
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I will stand up and say I don’t have and never had. I am even willing to go to the clinic whenever you are ready to get proof.

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Well I believe u, cuz any man using dental dam in 2009,k is clean as a whistle..

Man, BG, Snoopy, BK Stand up, Awesome and all other males? any STD’s Past or present. C’mon its a safe space in here ahahahahaha.

I told my wife, if she gives me a chance I’m a knock the dust off that puzzy, lol
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DUST? LMAO!!!!

@ Brooklyn

Exactly!! Oh boy…I think I am going to cut it out now.

Guys are too afraid to Bite my tits, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb

Dont bite me, scratch my back…nothing! You need to contain yourself!
I can’t be go home and tell my gal that I rescued a man from a Leopord!

I’m convinced marriage is a farce. I have yet to see anybody among my family and friends being honestly successful at it. Everybody’s busy keeping up appearances, man.

@ Brooke

Guys are too afraid to Bite my tits, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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Haha, what you working with over there? Tell us more about these tig-o-bitties.

@ Awesome

taking notes

Picturing Brooke flyin around the room like a busted ballon!

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
you make it sound pleasant, not like some people who try to take a chunck out of your skin like Hanibal Lector, lol…

IT SHOULD BE PLEASANT…YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE TEETH ARE BEING USED.

Dont bite me, scratch my back…nothing! You need to contain yourself!
I can’t be go home and tell my gal that I rescued a man from a Leopord!

Tell her it was a Cougar

IT SHOULD BE PLEASANT…YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE TEETH ARE BEING USED.
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JB, you’re quick with them one-liners.

bg (Viernes Nucca!),
*SHARPENING NAILS*

@ jb

I might have spilled all the beans by the end of the day.

Nothing wrong with the teeth scraping across the head a little bit.

I Hate when I am dating a guy and he comes home wit a hickey and lie and said a bee stung him.. Fellas: why would yall get a hickey from another woman if u have a staedy girlfriend? Guys are so dumb.

@ Carla

No not a stripper, just in luv with one.

@ carla..you in cali?

@ Brooke

Guys are too afraid to Bite my tits, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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You need to stop messing with the geriatric community and go mess with a dude with a good dental plan.

The reason why they are scared to bite you is because they don’t want to break their dentures.

Oh snap…

JB is teaching class.

*taking notes*

@ Awesome

I got a locker full of note pads.

lakers snoop, i just slapped myself and i wonder if you pour a bit of peroxide on the punany will it bubble up and sizzle like club soda.

Lady Architect, I’m all for her taking the balls into her mouth and humming routine.

@Awesome-O-3000

@ Brooke

Guys are too afraid to Bite my tits, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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Haha, what you working with over there? Tell us more about these tig-o-bitties.
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I’m with Awesome-O, tell us more, lol….

The lower the register, the better. LOL!

Men Lesson

we know when you are about to nut. That vein on the back gets really hard. So we know at that point to either get up or to keep going faster

i once got a monkey bite from another girl other than my girl , so i told my girl in the dark to kiss my neck and bite lightly, she did and she thought she put it there the next day.

@ Primo
I’m with Awesome-O, tell us more, lol….

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Aidos Mios. Primo ur my Puerto Rican Cousin. LMAO

@ brooke

Stop dating them lite skinned dudes. I could get attacked by a hoover and you wouldn’t know the difference.

my girl folds her lips over the teeth and works that tongue , never have a problem with teeth,.. fold them fold them.

Awesome-O-3000,
YOU BETTA GIVE JB THE BIZ WHEN YOU GET OUT HERE…DONT GET NO BAD RATINGS BUDDY…LOL

@sweet n sour sauce

i once got a monkey bite from another girl other than my girl , so i told my girl in the dark to kiss my neck and bite lightly, she did and she thought she put it there the next day.
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Nice! That’s using your head.

Carla, I never meant to insinuate that all Black Americans are on the dole. I was just giving examples from what I’ve witnessed myself with those selected few who refuse to take control over their lives but opt for the government to be their long-life surrogate ‘Daddy.’

@brooklyn, believe it or not i learned that from a chick.

Awesome will get me ready for 6/26

Awesome-O-3000

@ brooke

Stop dating them lite skinned dudes. I could get attacked by a hoover and you wouldn’t know the difference.

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I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.

@sweet n sour sauce

@brooklyn, believe it or not i learned that from a chick.
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WOW!! See, you learn something new everyday. Thanks buddy!

Maybe if I was married, I’d feel differently – but right now, you gotta draw the line somewhere. Aim the coochie that way when you’re coming.

@BK Stand up

LOL!! U never heard that saying “Los primo’s se primange”?

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Ooooooooh, I am telling Mommy lol

JB, just so you know, if a dude nuts on your face, probability is high he’s not valuing you as ‘marriage material.’

Damn, Brooklyn. Might as well tell me you’re into eating placentas and shit.

grabbing a pen my pencil broke~~~~~~still taking notes~~~~

@ Lady A, JB

Don’t worry about the ratings and such. Awesome shows up everytime.

Man I just dont care™…..
I DATE OLDER MEN…SAME SITUATION…

BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE

@ brooke

I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.
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Come on over to the dark side.

LOL at Snoopy calling Puzzy a Salmon Sammich ahahahaha

@ Awwwwwwwwwwwww

Oh no doubt. But trust there are many guys out there that just wanted to get down. Hell I was on 5 carriers and trust squadron men as well as ships company just wanna have sex. Marines too.

Awesome-O-3000

@ brooke

I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.
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Come on over to the dark side.

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**Walking over to the Darkside slowly, yet Cautiously**

LOL @ Man

16. She was 22 and had to tell me how to do it right. I thank her for her guidance, cuz I’ve been getting nother but praise ever since.

**Adding this to the scorecard**

The gorilla in chinchilla sure has been busy today.

MO!!! HEY THERE

bg man i remember going thru the whole diary of a mad man cd, now i’ll be lucky if i make it thru the interlude of “i wanna freak you” smdh

JB
when are you gonna let me form a tornado between your legs?

*peeking in*
Damn shopping is so exhilerating!
I see ya’ll have turned the thread out!
Y’all don’t play at all

lady up lady a. how your day

ja princess

wats up dumplin.

Ok question, now that yall not lil boys or women and grown now, do anyone incorporate toys and other paraphanillia in the bed…
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I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been

stop and turn around!!!! bwaaaaaaaah

went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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LMMFAO!!!

I will leave thread to the freaks, Im going to another post. Lata

@trs

I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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**Purchase 1 less ticket to show and go get new toys**

awsome-o
your a smart man.you dont know where the shits been

*The first bj*

I remember it like it was yesterday! The best 84 seconds of my young life! The girl didnt get no type of warning.
She ran out like Red did when Debo took his chain

I remember it like it was yesterday! The best 84 seconds of my young life! The girl didnt get no type of warning.
She ran out like Red did when Debo took his chain
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LMMFAO!!!_____________DEAD__________

@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE
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That’s what I say to myself when they tell me they don’t eat puzzy. I’m like, yeah, sure you don’t!

@ MIJDC, MoCars

Yeah, she almost got me too. How you just gonna pull something like that out of the night stand. Like, “B!tch, ain’t nothing in there sterile”

Hey, JB. On the evening news teaser, they just mentioned a report on officers in the Navy who have been sexually harassing female cadets for years. LOL. Talk about a coincidence.

I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been

LMAOOOO…THOSE RINGS ARE THE BEST!…THEY GOT THE ONE THAT TAKES CARE OF THE WOMAN AND MAN ALL AT ONCE….BUT YEH PULLING OUT THE DRAWER NOT COOL

Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN

BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE
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That’s what I say to myself when they tell me they don’t eat puzzy. I’m like, yeah, sure you don’t!

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No True. Like Awwwwwshadup said, Jamaican men do not like to eat puzzy!!! Thats like a fact lol

awesom
lmao

Why do women pull that bs, “let me know when you about to cum” I just bust in the mouth anyway because i know its some bullshit

@AWESOME
“Yeah, she almost got me too. How you just gonna pull something like that out of the night stand. Like, “B!tch, ain’t nothing in there sterile”
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Next thing you know she was gonna be trying to slide sumthin up you arse…

@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I used to mess with officers. They are the best because they have more to lose than me. So they keep it closed and can’t get jealous.

Why do women pull that bs, “let me know when you about to cum” I just bust in the mouth anyway because i know its some bullshit

Ones that know what they are doing can tell and don’t have to ask.

Dead giveaways

1) grabbing the head
2) Vein getting hard
3) More oohhh and ahhhhhhhhhh and shyte girl

@JB
“I used to mess with officers. They are the best because they have more to lose than me. So they keep it closed and can’t get jealous.”
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“Officer MIJDC would like to see you in his quarters immediately.”

Damn, JB, can’t say you didn’t take full advantage of your Navy career. I sometimes regret not sticking with it – if only for the benefits. But I know I can’t deal with all that structure. I’m not wired that way. I gotta have my freedom.

* the first bj*

Home from college for thanksgiving and after smashing his jump off in my room, my brother tells me that he got me a birthday present (i turned 14). He sends me into the room and I was immediately spoiled. It was 6 years b4 i got head as good as that again.

I’m with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!! on that one…

Don’t like getting anything up or near the azz, never tried it, never will. But I do enjoy giving anal, lol…

It’s better to give then recieve!!!

brooke was doing the bootie doo

Man

You gonna make a sister and Lady A do a road trip down to the boot

1) grabbing the head
2) Vein getting hard
3) More oohhh and ahhhhhhhhhh and shyte girl
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Head coach…. Splatt Summit ( tennessee volunteers) lol

@ Brooke

Have a guy ever used feathers to stimulate you, before or during intercourse ?

!!*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOhoes*!!

brooke was doing the bootie doo

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I swear on the life of my son, I never did the bootie doo. 2 guys almost got in but nature didnt allow it to happen for them.

lady a….YGM

never bust of head.idk why?

@jb
Man

You gonna make a sister and Lady A do a road trip down to the boot”
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**starts practicing pelvic thrust motion**

Head coach…. Splatt Summit ( tennessee volunteers) lol

LMAO!!!

some great head and good cooking= wifey

Plz don’t be pregO by Lil Wayne!!!! o Lawd

Damn Shoney’s was off the chain. I took a nap in the back seat of my car before coming back to the office.

Splatt Summit
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some great head and good cooking= wifey

That is my motto.

Come here Snoop and sit down for dinner. WHile you try to eat, I am all up under the table so no one sees.

@Brooke

Where do you get your hair at baby? It has the shine that I am looking for. Do you use sew in or lace fronts?

Come here Snoop and sit down for dinner. WHile you try to eat, I am all up under the table so no one sees.
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OOOOOWWWWWW! full course meal

What are you saying, Brooke, you queef like a wart hog?

Legs shaking, pleasure when she climaxes.

That is when you know you are locked in for life!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

What are you saying, Brooke, you queef like a wart hog?

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Kinda sorta. LOL

@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….

If I knew it was like that in the military, I would have signed up.
even though I am already and army of one

Ok guy. I have to go and play mommy now. He’s home.

Hasta Luego

Bye, Brooke. Try the feather thing. You’ll thank me.

Did you know that you can eat more food at the buffet if you don’t order a drink until after you eat?

@ Sexual Chocolate

What else is there to do out to sea? Especially with the married ones. They talk less than the officers.

JB Cougarlicious,

Okay, I believe you, lol…

Snoop bloggy blog,

Yes I am, in L.A.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHAD
DAAAAAAAP, on the dole, huh ? Where are you from the UK ? That’s what English people call the county welfare over there, lol.

As for Lauren, again I don’t understand the attraction to Wayne, besides the money, ewww, lol . Even if an ugly guy had money one look at his gas face I just can’t do it ! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, what a night mare, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!
Lol, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! That’s okay I’ll just have a fun conversation with the cute grocery check out guy, lol.

@
What a gwaan yute
Just sitting on the sidelines and checkin out the convo

Carla

We knew you were from LA cause you said the County. I grew up on 39th and Crenshaw

Yeah, Carla, I have British relatives. I know the score. But no, I’m in the States.

Still lol’n @ Splatt Summit

Hey, JB, did you ever see combat?

@ Sexual

Yep.

Scouting out the draft picks on the mess decks. But I always went for the more senior people. Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.

@ JB

Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.
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And thus begins the legend of the Cougar

Damn, JB, it’s the FBI that are performing an investigation on Navy officers sexually abusing cadets. I gotta find out the whole story on that.

Later Snoop

@Lady Star,
what are you talking about?

Awesome-O-3000

@ JB

Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.
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And thus begins the legend of the Cougar

Haven’t been with one near my age since 1993.

I mean I will give it to someone my age but its not the same.

I’m out too y’all.
It’s been fun. Muah Muah Muah
*blows kisses*
And over the weekend, if you can’t be good…be careful
bye!!!!

Yeah, JB. My cousin married this sista who he met in the Air Force. She had a buttaface but her body was ridiculous. You know the Air Force had worked the hell out of her legs because they were flawless. She had skin that had no blemishes, she was curvaceous and her legs were creamy smooth. Damn, I had a crush on that girl.

OK SO IS ANYONE LEFT…I HAVE 1/2 HOUR LEFT BEFORE I GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL

OK time to go to the part-time gig.

Holla at some of you in a few.

Smooches!!!!!!!1

Jamaican Princess, mih ah yuh will tawk latah.

Bye, JB.

Good day people! See ya!

Late JB, JA

I’m still here Lady A. Got all the dollars in my hand cuz i thought the ladies were going to strip today.

LOL OH NOOOOO..U CAN JUST HAND THAT OVER

“Like the last line from The Player’s Club”

Do something to make me feel good, lol

Awesome-O-3000

“Like the last line from The Player’s Club”

Do something to make me feel good, lol

LOL HEY JB SAID U SENT HER SOME PRECIOUS CARGO VIA EMAIL….SHE FORGOT TO SEND IT HOME…

i throw up in my mouth every time i think of her hooking up w/ lil emphezema.

I haven’t sent n e precious cargo just yet. Just some information and a number.

Awesome-O-3000

I haven’t sent n e precious cargo just yet. Just some information and a number.

LOLOL WELL YEH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT…SHE FORGOT TO SEND IT HOME…I WAS SUPPOSE TO GIVE THE MESSAGE THATS ALL

@ Lady A

Ahh, im an idiot. Some how I misread your post. I’ll send it to her.

Awesome-O-3000

@ Lady A

Ahh, im an idiot. Some how I misread your post. I’ll send it to her.

LOL YES MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PLZ

is this true I just don’t see what she’s sees in him he has been around alot he just looks dirty.

@ Lady A

Haha, no comment

AWESOME,
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND…DONT BE PHONE SEXING NOW….LOL

@brooklyn , i agree nothing is going near the b-hole.

@ Lady A

You too. Hey Hey, keep that on the low. lol

JB Cougarlicious, well yes I am from L.A. born and raised here ! Lol. The term called being on the County is just a shortened form of saying that some one is recieving welfare checks. As everyone knows, in the hood to be on the County is worse then working a minimium wage job. Being on the County is just as bad as gold digging, lol. Wow, 39th and Crewnshaw, yeah I know where that is. Speaking of Crenshaw, there’s a Walmart located over there I’m thinking of going to pay a visit there.

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAA
AAAAAP, so that’s how you know of that term on the dole, lol. It sounds like the fruit company Dole, lol.

DO I EVEN HAVE A COMMENT ON THIS?????

At the end of the day her child is just another statistic. Yet another black child born out of wedlock with a father with multiple children from multiple women. Any way you slice it, it’s nothing to be proud of and nothing to brag about. We can do better.

Shes pretty. I hope her a baby doesnt turn out looking like that ugly man. if so she has to suffer with the concequences

The baby is going to suffer the consequences.

I just want to see if my new gravie shows up…

@Potryisme

I see you baby. Sometimes you gotta clear your cache but I see you. Can you see mine I changed up too? Thanks

Hey, beautiful

My aunt flow is in town and I feel yucky. *sad face*

LMAO @ Pervster
OMFG!!!

Lauren, that hair is FAbuLouS. No Hatin, No Homo, Just showing a fellow black woman some love (PERIOD)

Have I mentioned this before ? Well, Lil Wayne resebles a dung beetle, lol. Those drugs turned him into an ugly creature, lol…

can someone refresh my memory but didn’t Wayne get married?

Well these days in general people aren’t getting married so fast like they used to. Of course there are weddings still, but there also more dive=orces and re-marriages, lol…

i thinnk lauren shud b proud of her bby nd show it off tht she finna get thousands of dollars n child support