*Update* Lauren London Tweets in Response to Bossip: “I’m Very Happy”
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Within hours of posting today’s baby shopping story, Lauren tweeted about her supposed happiness which we here at Bossip took to be directed at us. Pop the hood for the tweet:
Lauren London may not be happy about her pregnancy with Lil’ Wayne but that’s not going to stop her from getting her shop on. She was recently shouted out on Twitter about stopping by Kim Kardashian’s baby boutique Smooch.
“So I was browsing twitter pages here and there and came accross Lily Adel’s Twitter page. Lily is Kim Kardashian’s buddy that run’s their store Dash out in Cali. She’s pretty much the store manager/associate/concierge/do-it-all…blah blah you get the point. Well if you’ve watched the show, I’m sure you know that they also own a store in the same strip mall called “Smooch”. Smooch is a store exclusively for babies/toddler wear. Well Lily sent Lauren London the following update saying,
Lauren of course, did not reply to Lily’s tweet.
Now here’s my thing…Obviously the Kardashian family is only inside the store when they are filming otherwise it’s run by a regular staff just like every other retail business. So why would Lauren stop into Smooch and not Dash when the stores are literally two doors away from each other? Obviously she wasnt in there shopping for herself because if that was the case then she would have stopped into Dash and not Smooch. Feel my drift?
So what I’m thinking is that the Kim K & Co. probably blessed Lauren with a Friends & Family discount so she could go in and shop for her little bun in the oven. Honestly I dont see what other reason she would show up for at Smooch unless there was a motive such as a discount involved or maybe a box put aside for her…because otherwise she can pick up baby clothes just about anywhere.
We’re not mad at Lauren for getting her homey discount on. We just want to know if she’s shopping for a boy or a girl.
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She is sexy.I have searched her photo on _____Meet Wea lthy com_____ which is a celeb dating site. It is said that she is dating with a rich man but i do not believe that!
She seems down to earth. I like her.
Gosh, what a slow news morning.
I can’t stand these light skinned skinny wannabe actresses acting like they is stars. I am the biggest star around baby!
PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE AND LET HER GO THORUGH HER PREGNANCY IN PEACE… AS IF BEING PREGNANT ISN’T ARD ENOUGH…
*HARD*
Isn’t kinda early to be shopping for clothes? I wonder if she knows the sex then.
@Lady Star:
*sniffing*
I smell jealousy? I mean, if that is your picture, then I can understand. Not calling you ugly, but beauty is definitly in the eye of the beholder.
You can take that anyway you like.
As far as Lauren goes and her baby shopping.
Who gives two flying fucks? My sister-in-las is preggers right now and she is also shopping for baby clothes.
I dont see news here.
…So what is the point to your story? Who cares wheres she shops or who she shops for. The writers for bossip are so childish and dumb. you find nothing else to write about the story was so so so stupid. Btw stop hating on REGGIE & KIM. HATERS!
Well that’s what people do when they’re expecting a baby, they shop. I wonder if she knows the sex of the baby. That would be news. Get on it Bossip!
Who gives a shit.
@Lady Star
Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?
LETS JUST HOPE THE BABY COME OUT LOOKING LIKE LAUREN
AND NOT WAYNE
Morning All–TGIF!! I don’t care where this chick shops: I’m sad that she openly says how she doesn’t want the baby. How’s that child supposed to feel when they read/hear that? SMH
@Re:
I think we can answer that question just by scrolling back up to her gravie. lol
I dont like to use the word “hater”, but…ah, yes….she is a hater. At its finest.
Yeah this ish is definitely boring! Pick it up Bossip. We all know your intentions with this story was to get all the Kim K haters to comment and talk shit. Yawn…I’ll be back later to see if there’s some interesting posts in here…
Hey Re-long time no see. Or-I get in a thread after you’re gone. What’s good???
Re
@Lady Star
Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?
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God bless ya, I was just thinking the same dayum thing. It’s the same old tired ‘inferiority complex’ raising it’s ugly head again.
Then again, ol’ girl did claim she works for Bossip so she might just be trying to bait us into some bullshit.
I got blasted on here the other day for being dark-skinned–like I give a damn. So it doesn’t matter-folks are just NEGATIVE out here. F ‘em!
PS-that pic is another bossiper’s Mom-someone stole it & is using it ‘for evil’. So that explains it. Holla later.
Morning Vee!!!!
Hey Re!!!
Hey JB Gurl. TGIF 2 u!!!!
Hey, Bossip, I got a boil on my butt. Headline that.
@JBCougarlicious,
Why would you like her? She is on You tube talking about how she wants a thug and how she is so attracted to thugs. You know what that means? Another black man has an incentive to be a not bit loser thug because some black bitch thinks its cute.
Now she is Lil Waynes baby mamma. What does that prove? No matter how famous, rich, attractive a black female is, she is still a trife bitch who, like Marquis de Sade would say, has a sweet tooth for thug dick.
Pathetic.
Im not hating on her! lol at you even thinking such a thought. I am proud to be a dark-skinned woman with hips.
@Vee
You’re right, I miss you everytime! How are you my darling? I’ve been pretty busy these past couple of days…
@jb
Aah, still holding it down for the cougars huh?
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!! & @Fuck me? Fuck You! (Kami All Day)
Isn’t it annoying? So tired and lame…
‘Morning, Marquis.
Light or dark skinned, I know one thing and that is how you put it down in the bedroom. My skills is superior in bed baby!
If you were so proud, it wouldn’t be something you’d keep repeating like a mantra. It would be a non-issue. You’re trying to convince yourself. You’ve got skin-color issues. Get over it.
@The Artist Formerly known as Vee,
“Morning All–TGIF!! I don’t care where this chick shops: I’m sad that she openly says how she doesn’t want the baby. How’s that child supposed to feel when they read/hear that? SMH”
And people wonder why I come so hard on black females. All these babies born just so these females can have some bond with some guy. And lil Wayne at that. Another black child not born within the sanctity and security of a marriage all because some black bitch wanted to be Lil Waynes baby mama. Black females love their anchor babies. Using kids they dont want to anchor on to men they cant have.
spit
@Lady Star,
You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.
@Lady Star:
Whether or not you are trying to rile something up, thats beside the point. But make it my business to prove mines.
Here is what you said:
“I can’t stand these light skinned skinny wannabe actresses acting like they is stars”.
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How can you say that you are happy to be a dark-skinned woman with hips, when in the above sentence you said that you “cant stand light-skinned skinny……isnt that a direct opposite?
What would being ‘light’ and ’skinny’ have anything to do with a person who doesnt have a long enough rap sheet as an actress to deem
herself important?
Hmmmmm……..things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
Kigali, you’re right. Let’s start stitching up these black women’s coochies. Let’s get an infinite amount of threads and needles. Knock ‘em over the head with a club and get to gettin.’ You can start off on the west coast and I’ll head up the east. We won’t stop until we meet up somewhere in the middle. Whaddya say?
@Kigali
I was on a diet baby but stopped because my husband didnt want me to get skinny. I lost alot but am happy with my size either way.
@ Kigali,
I like her for her honesty. She could have hid who the father is. She could have said it wasn’t his. SHe is openly saying that she made a mistake but is chosing to accept the consequences of her mistake.
But you know and I know that there is a difference in women like her and a hoodrat from the Jungle or Nickerson Gardens or hell even the 11 baby mamas in TN. Those women know the dude is no good. While Wayne is garbage artistically, you have to admit from what we have seen in the news, that he is a good father to his daughter. That is all that matters.
@Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman):
I would have to agree with ya on this one. I see it all the time where I live at. And its a sad, sad story, I tell you.
These females use these kids as accessories like a damn bracelet or watch. I know one girl that has 5 kids and just had another one! So six altogether. No job. No car. No place of her own. Still lives with her mother.
SMH
See? I keep reiterating myself when I say this but, I am so happy that I dont have any kids!
And in this day and age, I’m second guessing if I even want them at all.
@JBCougarlicious,
Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.
@ Kigali: its raining today and now I know why: because I almsot agree with you. *Almost*. While I agree that we have too many women that are ok with just being a ‘Baby-Moms’, that’s not the case here. Apparently, Lauren did not want to have the child. She wanted to abort but Weezy threatened her and vowed to go public and ruin her career, telling everyone she aborted. Now the blame is still hers–and his because they didn’t protect themselves. But its obvious that she wanted no part of having his child: for $ or any other reason.
Lastly, since you seem to enjoy intelligent dialogue-as I do, I wonder why you’d come on here and say ‘black bitches’. The good points you try to make get lost in the foul language-come on now! Insults don’t help any situation-ever.
I’m out for a while: this weather has me feeling sluggish and I will not get into any debates today, with you or anyone else.
Lauren Londen being impregnated by Lil Wayne is proof that money is the root of all evil.
Not that we needed any further proof.
Okay, Kigali actually made me laugh because of how serious she/he was with the work-out regiment…
Here yall go with all these words and shit!!!!
@Kami all Day,
I love motherhood. Its a beautiful thing. However the motherhood for a typical black female is the abuse and slow torture of black children. I am not against children, just idiot black female having them like they are packs of now-N-laters.
Wayne betta chill or he will be the Desmond Hatchett of the rap game!!!!
This picture makes me look a little heavy becauce of the zoom on the camera. Maybe I will switch up the picture to show my true size.
@KIGALI
“… Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children…”
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ROFLMAO!!
“Your honor, I visit them muhfuckas at least once every sixth months!!”
Y’all debate the same motherfucking topics day in and day out ad nauseum. It’s tiresome but today I’m especially not trying to hear it. I’m out.
Hey BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I am sorry that this situation isnt serious enough for you. I also dont appreciate your straw man. Women in parts of African actually do endure having their vaginas stitched up to prevent her from engaging in premarital sex. However in the United Stats, the richest, freest country in the world, all females have to do is go down to the clinic and get FREE bitch control.
If black females cant even get that shit done, what is she good for?
Oh boy…I’m smiling to myself cuz I know its going to be WILD out here today!
Morning MANIJDC, BG, the fam overall
I have to work diligently this morning: but I’ll be back around 11:30 for Freaky Friday ok??
Oh–and no STRIPPING until I return, ok??? I don’t want to miss A-N-Y-thing
That should read birth control!
My freudian slip of the day*
Damn that girl is so pretty….why she had to go get knocked up by Weezy????
What up fam?
*Is it too early for Freaky Friday?*
BG you missed the strip show yesterda afternoon.
Hey VEE, JB, and TRS!
Morning TRS!!
I will send you my info today.
JB
Really? Now how did that work?
Hey BG!
@ TRS
It’s never too early to let the whoremonger out!
@ BG
Let’s just say that me, Vee, TRS and Lady A are broke
JB
LMAO!!!
Kigali, I was being facetious. And yes, I’m quite familiar with female circumcision in Africa, primarily in Nigeria. I don’t think debating the issue of illegitimate child-birth among Black women in the US is going to change anything as long as the Government is willing to hand out WIC, welfare and assisted rental benefits. It’s just how the very nature of the class structure is set in place.
assisted rental benefits
Section 8 is the bomb!!! I wish all I had to pay was $8 a month.
Why do I know that Freaky Friday is going to get started like ASAP up in here?!
LMAO
@TRS-Hey Gurl. TGIF!!!
@JB-u ain’t never lied–might hafta go into the stash if more strippin jumps off…
@ BG
@ TRS
It’s never too early to let the whoremonger out!
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HEY NOW….I am a lady…with the exception of 1 room in my house. LOL!!!
morning….
@Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman):
Ditto. I’m 29 and I used to want to get married, have kids, buy a house, a dog…..you know, the fairytale BS?
That was my little girl mentality back then. Once reality set in and experience broadened….I found that not alot of black men (that I meet) want to settle down, mostly because there are women who will give it up so freely and easily….why would they?
And I’m not the one to have kids out of wedlock. That was a promise I made to God, myself and my father! lol
But now that I am 29, with no decent male prospects, my only other alternative is to keep it moving and buy my own damn house! I mean, I have 2 neices so I should be aight.
I just dont want to give my child less by not giving them a stable foundation when that child deserves everything from the moon and back.
I was going to change my picture and put the one up of me at the pool but why give yall what you want right?
Hey VEE!!
TGIF to you too!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!:
You’re right.
The welfare system has taken the place of the black man being in the home.
Hey Lady A!
Y’all know my debit & corporate visas *melted* after we left the BOSSIP Strip Club right???
LOL
@ My Virgo Twin
What’s up Lady A!!!
Kigali, I think it is a psychological thing. As long as there are welfare offices, low income women, with a propensity for having kids with absent fathers, are going to pack them to capacity. My parents are from Jamaica. If you don’t hustle over to pull your own weight, you don’t EAT. That’s how it was. So they had that ingrained in them all their lives. They come to the US, work hard to get out of the hood and when they do get their chance to move onto the suburbs, they leave the same people sitting out on their front porches waiting for the first of the month that they found there. It just has to be ingrained in the communal psyche – pull your own weight. The way the system is set up, it doesn’t support that value enough.
@ VEE
Y’all know my debit & corporate visas *melted* after we left the BOSSIP Strip Club right???
LOL
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Girl you betta save some of that for June….
Good morning Bossip Fam
JB, Vee, MIJDC
Kami I see you spitting honesty as usual… u good?
So she is shopping… that’s not news. I hope she gets past saying she didn’t want this baby. She needs to move past that mind frame and do the damn thing and raise this baby well.
@MIJDC
what is the story with Mo?
I was peekin in last night on some of the madness that was going on yesterday evening.
@JB:
LOL….you stoopid! Cuz I can feel you on thata. I remember going to this place to apply for an apartment. Girl, the place was NICE! From the exterior to the interior. I was excited!
Come to find out…..this place was solely for people on Section 8. So if you had a freakin’ job…..you didnt qualify. I’m like…now aint this bout a bitch?!
One lady’s rent (no freakin lie) was ONLY $50.00 a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????? Heat paid for, rent paid for, food stamps (I’m sure).
So is the only real benefit of working is our 401K’s and Roth Individual Retirement Accounts? Man, I tell you……………
Let’s just pray that the baby has human-like features and not come out looking like a Gremlin.
Hey Lady A and TRS
didn’t see you pretty mamas
Morning JP-TGIF!
@TRS-not to worry: I budget specifically for activities like these
I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.
hey jb
hey twin
big sis vee
sexy songbird
bg
princess
and all the posters kicking knowledge
Hey JP!!!!! TGIF!!
If I only had to pay $8 for rent, I would pay my shit up front for 17 years. And ball outrageously!!!
@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
assisted rental benefits
Section 8 is the bomb!!! I wish all I had to pay was $8 a month.
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One of my best friends is from a poor Bajan family. We’ve been friends for YEARS. She had to struggle but her parents were working people and never relied on any kind of governmental assistance. My friend went to college, got her bachelors, went on to get her masters. All the while struggling. So she finally moves into a rental complex, an upper-scale apartment complex and paying close to $2,000 in rent. Across the hall from her are hood-rats paying like $8 DOLLARS A MONTH due to government assistance. My friend laments to me, “You believe them niggas are only paying $8 dollars a month while I had to work my ass off to get where I am.” She’s steamed and rightly so.
Lady A
You are the sunshine of my life
*singing loud as fuck*
Morning JP
@ VEE
I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.
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LMAO!!!!
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
ROFLMAO. I don’t know what his story is…. I was just fuckin wit him.
SMH at myself…
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
But my argument is, if the system is set in place to support this kind of behavior, who paying $8 dollars a month, in a freshly renovated, $2000 dollars rent apartment, is going to give that up and start pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps???
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
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“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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Man for $8 they could frame it up with toothpicks!
*Who is going to jump of Freaky Friday?*
Come on now…someone take the lead!
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
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“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
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You always gotta show a nigga up wit ya lil music signs and shit….lol
bg (Viernes Nucca!),
Lady Architect, this was when they had those portable Section 8 vouchers. I believe the policy has been amended but not long ago those who had them could take them to some upper-scale apartments and they would have been honored. I’ve seen them with my own eyes so I’m talking from first-hand experience.
TGIF y’all
I can’t imagine what y’all will get up to today for freaky friday. I’m quite happy to sit back and watch. lol
Man I just dont care™
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
lmao…trying to imagine u signing that…
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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the people trying to rent my house before I did were trying to get it on Section 8. A House sitting on a lake for $8? I would get on it too if I could.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Whats up with all these Yardies on the board today? Anyway I am not against welfare. Only for those women who had non marital births. I would like to see the government help out two parent families who are struggling.
Read about Daniel “Patrick” Moynihan about some of the earliest criticisms of welfare. The idea that you had to kick the black man out of the home in order to qualify. Yeah. That planned worked out great.
Here is a snippet from Wiki:
“Moynihan found data at the Labor Department that showed that even as fewer people were unemployed, more people were joining the welfare rolls — these recipients were families with children, but only one parent (almost invariably the mother). The laws at that time permitted such families to receive welfare payments in certain parts of the United States.
Moynihan’s report[3] was seen by people on the left as “blaming the victim”,[4] a slogan coined by William Ryan.[5] He was also seen as propagating the views of racists,[6] because much of the press coverage of his reports focused on the discussion of children being born out of wedlock. Despite Moynihan’s warnings, the Aid to Families with Dependent Children program had the “Man out of the house rule.” Critics said that the nation was paying poor women to throw their husbands out of the house. Moynihan supported Richard Nixon’s idea of a Guaranteed Annual Income (GAI). Daniel Patrick Moynihan had significant discussions concerning a Basic Income Guarantee with Russell B. Long and Louis O. Kelso.”
Good morning FOLK…
In the 1960s this man was warning against single parenthood in the black community.
What up JB, JP, Architect, Artistist! What it do?
@BG
“You always gotta show a nigga up wit ya lil music signs and shit….lol”
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ROFLMAO!!!
My bad dawg, but you know it’s a dirty game…. it’s a dirty game.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
yeh i heard about that….it’s because the owners were gauranteed money from the government every month….now they are starting to build those cheap townhomes that look nice with paper thin walls….since the government started putting a knot on how much section 8 ppl get…owners of expensive spots dont want section 8 tenants anymore.
I’ve lived beside one woman on Section 8 in the suburbs who was driving a brand new Explorer. How the fuck does that work??? Then she’d move in her drug-dealing, thug boyfriend (isn’t that always the way) with his loud, thumping music and predictable rotweilers to terrorize the white people. When she finally moved, she took the washing machine AND dryer talking ’bout “They ain’t gonna miss it.”
Morning Lauren!!
Can I get a chicken cheese steak fedexed downt o Va Beach?
What’s up Romey Rome!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
The irony of what you are saying is this today my mom is renting to a Section 8 recipient and she sought out this type of person because she knew that the vast majority of the rent would be paid on time by the government, atleast. Some Renters like section 8 folks.
@MIJDC
Is he mentally sound? Is he ok? I don’t think he has all the sandwiches for the picnic basket.I think a few are missing or they been eaten by ants lol. You feel me?
Who said that she is not happy with the baby, I thought she was happy because I am sure she did not do much to stop this from happening?
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
Hail up Rome!
Kigali, that’s reminiscent of Eisenhower during his last presidential address urging Americans to be leery of the influence big corporations will wield over government. Sure enough, fast-forward to present day and big corporations are, as he predicted, putting the squeeze on third world countries, spreading globalization, whether it is desired or not, and putting Americans at risk.
Damn BG, I was eating!
How the hell is this beautiful lady having a back w/ lil’ wayne?
Oh, that’s right! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@ Jamaican Princess
Thank God I wasn’t yesterday!
Well, Well, Well…so this is everybody is lurking…
LMAO @ BG…………………………………….
sorry…typos are automatic early in the morning.
VEE it was a mess!
@ Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman)
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
The irony of what you are saying is this today my mom is renting to a Section 8 recipient and she sought out this type of person because she knew that the vast majority of the rent would be paid on time by the government, atleast. Some Renters like section 8 folks.
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I know what you’re saying. I have relatives who have made a killing – A KILLING – renting out their old homes to Section 8 people. I have relatives who have three or four of these houses, they jack up the rent as high as they can get away with and open the doors to the Section 8 folks. I’ve seen some become millionaires doing this. I’m not making it up.
Doin good, doin good. Just tryin to conserve some
energy for happy hour tonite!!!!!!
I’d like to co-sign 100% with Kigali, but I’m scared because Shaking My Damn Empty Head, a/k/a alfredo sauce told me last night that I was pathetic bithass coon. Now I’m scared to post because SMDH will get me.
Damn, this pretty girl could have waited a little bit for the right guy to come, anyway its her life.
Morning JB! Sure thing…check with your Fed ex guy around 2pm kay?
@ BG
You betta avoid that place like the plague….you don’t want to get “corned” by her 38TTTs. LMAO.
I don’t understand why she would have his baby. Was it an accident???
@ TRS
Yeah my boy is gonna have to meet me up the street or something
lmao @ bg
Im totally disgusted by her choice to get pregnant by him. Doesnt he have like 4 baby momma’s? And now she’s just another one.
* peaks my head in *
Is it safe in here? Morning bossipers.
I hate that Lauren London was tainted by Weezy
LMAO @ ‘SMDH will get me…’
JB, you said you were going to be changing up that gravie. You’ve been sportin’ that cartoon for a minute.
Or maybe the Kardashians want to advertise their store by claiming semi-celebs actually shop there…
@BG-sounds like it. In private, u might want to go over there and tell ol’ girl not 2 pull that shit again. U shouldn’t have to feel awkward since she initiated it.
But-lol, I bet it was a sight to see!!!
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
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Dude! Stuff like this has happened to me on more
than one occassion. Just take it in stride and tell
her you got a girl and you wanna be faithful.
works everytime!! Then You are free to still hang
out with ya boy and drink beers and play Madden like
always!!! Just don’t get so drunk that you start
singing…….”If I have one more drink………!!!!
LOL!!
Hope the baby looks like Lauren!! Shew!
@ VEE
I shouldnt have to explain, the way I shot up outta there is explanation enough!
Hell yeah it was a sight to see, bitch should be in the circus!
lol bg is gonna get attacked….poor thing
@ Rome
Yeah I’m glad it was only the first beer, dont wanna wake up and see her in my T-shirt
** checking my bank account online for freaky friday**
Hey Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman)
@JBCougarlicious,
Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.
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Not to butt in, but if I may butt in for just a second…just because a man is married to a woman doesn’t mean that he is a good father. There are plenty of great fathers who are not with their children’s mothers so I have to disagree. Staying with a person you are unhappy with just because they are your child’s mother or father doesn’t make you a good parent because children know when their parents are unhappy and this makes them unhappy. A good parent is a person who is willing to take the time out with that child, to teach that child right from wrong whether or not they’re living in the same household. Staying with someone just because you have a child together causes major issues like infidelity and much more. Sorry, but I disagree with you.
@bg
Run for the hills and don’t look back!!
Laughing my ass off at JB’s comment regarding Section 8 people trying to get a house by the lake. AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mo-ning Everybody!!! *Waving like a castaway*
007 – SALUTE!!!
PIMPIN-SALUTE!!!
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
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I wouldn’t of even been worried bout that shit but maybe that’s just me. Tell her it’s a “no go” and don’t even worry about it dawg.
Hey L, Rome, etc etc…
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!,
im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…
You all are silly.
*Hey Pimpin!!!!*
@MIJDC
On the floor hysterically laughing at WORK!!!
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*Hey Pimpin!!!!*
Morning TRS, I SALUTE the grad cap, stil I rise, still I rise!
*thinks man would have enjoyed 38ttt’s right breast*…lol
Morning Pimpin.
-Following JB’s lead: getting my $ right for the show…
@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO
I have been preparing a list to share for freaky friday.
Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol
@ Pimpin
CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.
@ VEE
I don’t know what signal the bitch got crossed cuz she aint seen me do shit but drink, smoke and play video games.
Titties looked like medicine balls being held hostage by a hammock!!!
@ Viernes Nucca
One of my aunts had a supervisor who would be always be checking me out at family cookouts and shit. This woman would turn up EVERY WHERE. She’s like my mom’s age and she was feenin’ for me. It was clear. Every family function my aunt would be at, there was her supervisor eye-balling me. The last get-together was a wedding and this woman grabbed me by the arm and dragged me onto the dancefloor. It wasn’t long before she had bent over – with an ass like a hippopotamus – and was grinding it into me. She’s my MOTHER’S age! I could feel the indent between the butt cheeks when she was winding it into me. That heffa was nasty.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Morning Pimpin.
Morning MBS *nods head in respect*
I haven’t seen her since then because that means she would be a good ten years older. I’m haulin’ ass next time.
hey #9
Jamaican Princess
Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol
LOL, oh you putting a red dot on me huh? I am honored
@LADY A
“im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…”
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See, this is why I advocate for married couples filing seperate tax returns. I have to thank my ma and pa for doing that so when I went to college my ma said on my app she didn’t even know who my father was. LOL.
**love you ma**
TGIF-SpeaknTruth-fellow Leo Queen
@Lady A-cosign!! I got ZERO aid for school too, and I had/have ONE single parent that they claim made too much $. Granted I was fortunate that my mother had a stable job, but she was by no means rich. Soon as black folks have $10 in the bank ‘they’ think we’re rich! They sent me PAGES and PAGES of financial printouts in the mail: saying ‘not eligible’ over and over. I was pissed!! That’s what they need to report instead of letting white people think we all want or get a free ride. That’s some b.s.
@ AWWWWWWWWWWW
LMFAO! Once that shit build up its gotta come out somehow. Well did she get the grand prize? Round-trip ticket to Sausageland?
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@ Pimpin
CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.
Got ya, send it on!
Morning NSP
@Vee
@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO
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That’not funny Vee, he could have had a heart attack.A guy did that to me once. Step into the room, wrapped in a towel. Talkin bout he wants to give me a lap dance. Complete with a keg, instead of a six pack, and woman hips.
Its just not right.
Jamaican Princess, ah wah happon tuh Patra? Yuh sih har dung deh?
Man I just dont care™,
my parents do file seperately and both of their incomes were too much…we been there and tried that…
@Jamaican Princess
So when can I fly your way?
I wish I could Section 8…shoot, my sister place looks better than mine. It’s funny because I don’t think there’s a time limit or anything for Section 8. One of my mom’s closest friends has been on Section 8 ever since I was a baby. What’s crazy about this situation though is that she be relocating with the Section 8. How in the hell…? I mean, seriously, she has moved from Memphis to Tacoma to Seattle back to Memphis to Atlanta, and back to Memphis again. WTF? What I’m wondering is if you can’t afford to pay your rent, how in the hell can you afford to keep relocating… Somebody please help me out with this one.
So what’s going on in here?
@TRS
**thinking about you…**
@Jamaican Princess
You keep me smiling!!
Excuse my manners……
MORNING EVERYBODY….
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!-
Especially to the diva herself Leo Diva!!! TGIF!! WooHoo
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ AWWWWWWWWWWW
LMFAO! Once that shit build up its gotta come out somehow. Well did she get the grand prize? Round-trip ticket to Sausageland?
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Dude, I said she was my MOTHER’S age. That woman was at least 25 years my senior. I was surprise she was doing that batty-grind in front of a whole dining hall full of people.
That’s not hot, Dawg. That’s disturbing.
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWW
She was here recently. She shaved all her hair off, and was rocking a latex body suit. Looked a little flash back, but not bad. She performed a little bit at “Sting 09″ in December.She still could pull it off you know.
*smiling, appreciating the patois*
Hey Awesome. TGIF!!
@JP-ok, you make a valid point. But are you going trying to make ME have a stroke, after telling that story??? LOL
Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
I had a dude just whip it out on me once too. I played like a vampire caught in the sun: I didn’t just leave-I FLED. Zooom!!
I hope Terry dont be working overtime again today. He always say he work over but his money be the same.
@ Awesome
Hey Awesome!!!
*My Day May be Over*
Though not maliciously, I’ve been impostered. I knew my day was coming. Being the most interesting man in America, these things come with the territory.
I understand how someone would wanna portray themselves as me and want to live the fuckin outstanding life I live.
Whomever you are, if you continue to listen to my teachings, then you may be able to step out of my shadow and live a greater life than mine and have your own name to stand behind
@ MIJDC
@TRS
**thinking about you…**
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*side eye*
HMM…in what way?
@ Vee
Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
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I woke up with a smile on my face cuz it was Friday.
The more unattractive you are, the more you have to try to get attention. If no one is checking for you, then you have to make them check for you. How else was he going to get someone to look at it. lol
@ The Artist Formerly Known As Vee
Not to butt in, but that happened to me too. I got accepted to a pretty good college and couldn’t get jack from financial aid due to the same reason. My parents owned their own house at the time. There was an implication that financial aid wanted them to take out a second mortgage on the house. My parents – God bless ‘em – they rolled their eyes and went, “Sheeeeeeet…”
@LADY A
“my parents do file seperately and both of their incomes were too much…we been there and tried that…”
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Damn, they not lyin on their taxes? How many siblings you got?
I guess it’s too late now but fuck that, they was goin have to CATCH us mayne.
@ Everyone
I am over here crying!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lady A has seen the house. Ok I needed to clean-up. But the house ain’t a shack and this girl would have only paid $50 while I am paying the $1500 mortgage.
@JB
Let me split your cakes baby?
JP, mih did love a Patra back inna dih dyeah. Lawd-ah-massy! Mih tink she wudda lass’ langa. She an’ Shabba boat disappear.
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AWWWWWWWWW
Patra was here December. She performed at “Sting 09″
She shaved all her hair off, and wore a latex body suit. Looked kinda flashback, but it wasn’t terrible.
She sang “pull up to my bumper baby”
That was a little awkward. Sting is for strictly hardcore dancehall fans. People were asking “a who dat?”
@Bg
Glad I keep you smiling Sir. That makes me smile.
@Awesome-I suppose that’s true, but some things should NOT be shared. At least not with me.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL-u aint NEVA lied.
Oh–and did I say I’m an ONLY child?! They read my application and were like what? Oh this lil black gal’s momma can buy her a MATCHING pair of shoes?” And I got the big “NO” stamp on my app. But what had me heated were the pages and pages and pages of “not eligible” they sent me. I got it the 1st time!!!
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*My Day May be Over*
Though not maliciously, I’ve been impostered. I knew my day was coming. Being the most interesting man in America, these things come with the territory.
I understand how someone would wanna portray themselves as me and want to live the fuckin outstanding life I live.
Whomever you are, if you continue to listen to my teachings, then you may be able to step out of my shadow and live a greater life than mine and have your own name to stand behind
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Lol…
That’s cute
Hey JB, TRS, Lady A, L, Vee and all the other lovely ladies of Bossip.
What up to all the fellas.
I’m spreading out the love today, it’s Friday.
Man I just dont care™
Damn, they not lyin on their taxes? How many siblings you got?
I guess it’s too late now but fuck that, they was goin have to CATCH us mayne.
i donno if they lie on their taxes…lmao…but yeh it’s too late now…I have 2 lil siblings
JB, did you see what I posted about the chick who had section 8 AND a brand new Explorer? It wouldn’t surprise me if your one was able to get a house by the lake. Section 8 people know how to work the system. And they have no guilt about it. Beleee dat.
@ Man, Lady A, Vee
Financial Aid? So you know the VA pays for everything. I pay nothing for school, plus get money every month. But I still aplly for financial aid. So one of the guys at the VA said don’t claim your disability on anything. You don’t have to report it to anyone. Word? Why did he tell me that. Last year, my son only got $2000 total each semester and then only got back like $300 after everything. Well this year. I only made $28,000 (what I paid taxes on) and now he is eligible for grants. I actually made like $98,000 last year. Thank God for tax-free disability
hey awesome
@Awesome-O-3000
Sup pimp!
Awesome-O-3000
Hey JB, TRS, Lady A, L, Vee and all the other lovely ladies of Bossip.
What up to all the fellas.
I’m spreading out the love today, it’s Friday.
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I feel so left out
. I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
@ Vee
I feel you on that. I have seen some Terrendous (Half terrible half horrendous) stuff in my day that I did not sign up for.
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
I know of white kids who are from privileged families WITH trust funds and STILL get financial aid. I need to get on top of that hustle. WTF???
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW EVERYBODY YOUR LITTLE BROTHER FLASHING HIS “CASH” I DIDNT WANT TO CREATE HIS CHARACTER YET BUT I HAVE A LAUNDRY LIST OF PHOTOS SAVED.
HOW ABOUT THE FAT ASS PHOTO OF YOU LOOKING LIKE A SWAMP RAT CHOKING ON A SHIT SANDWHICH AKA YOU ICE CREAM PHOTO! LMTBPAO
@ Man, Lady A and Vee
I decided to do like the VA said and not claim my disability. Needless to say it work and now my son and I will both be getting grants.
@Aww
Bossip is messin up wit ma posts. *sigh*
You would love Patra, she was the deal back then. There are a few new girls running it now. Pimpin is in love with this chic named Stacious. Real stacked.
Shabba still has a couple songs. Him still try to get it in.
@Vee
LOL. I just had a visual. A guy did that to me too. But I stayed. I asked him what the hell that was, and did he have a crank in that back that i could turn and let out some more?
He put it away after that.
Rude!
@LADY A
“i donno if they lie on their taxes…lmao…but yeh it’s too late now…I have 2 lil siblings”
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WHAT????? AND you one of 3 CHILDREN???
A good lie beats a bad truth any day mayne.
Why will bossip let me cuss, and let someone post racial shit but not let me say a few nice words?
Morning Pimpin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yeah I saw it. And as far as the picture, I was playing the mom role last night and forgot. But I wills till get it for you.
@JBCougarlicious,
Why would you like her? She is on You tube talking about how she wants a thug and how she is so attracted to thugs. You know what that means? Another black man has an incentive to be a not bit loser thug because some black bitch thinks its cute.
Now she is Lil Waynes baby mamma. What does that prove? No matter how famous, rich, attractive a black female is, she is still a trife bitch who, like Marquis de Sade would say, has a sweet tooth for thug dick.
Pathetic.
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well u dont sound like your getting any dick. Id take the other option…..
@ Poetry is Me
I feel so left out
. I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*
Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!
@ Awesome-u ain’t neva lied: I think this dude gave me Pink Eye once: cuz what he revealed to me damaged my eyes on the INSIDE!
Swore he was sexy with his short arse: the hair pattern that ran from his chest down to his groin was shaped like an angry smiley face–I won’t even TELL u the rest. SMH…
@JB
Break me some of that bread and I will pay you back however you like.
Jamaican Princess, Bossip ah censor yuh patois? Dem nuh like Jamaicans, yuh nuh. Dem prejudice ra’as dem.
wow someone is really angry with me….sad news
@AWWWW
“JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.”
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That ain’t “defrauding” in that situation tho dawg. She don’t have to claim disability because it’s not “earned” but viewed as “compensation.”
*Huddle up*
Looks like everyone is here! Bondage, DP, Golden showers, glory holes, BJ’s, Handjobs, 3somes….
S&M on 1!
@Lady Star,
You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.
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now u know u aint seen the inside of a gym for years….which explains ur hostility, u have no release…
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the ass. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some shit. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.
The man at the VA office told me that. There is no 1099 that is sent out. But I know what you are saying. Either way, they pay for school for me from tuition, books, fees, gas, food, you name it. And come next year, they will start paying for my kids to go for free.
20 years inthe Navy being brokedown will get you the good life. So I might need a hovaround in about 20 years, but they will pay for the van to tote it around
i hope this person can stop themselves from slitting their wrists over me…life is more than that.
@JP
When it comes to you I look at you as A fi mi gyal dat! After the the knowledge you kicked yesterday, I give props!
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
I was laughing so hard, I rattled my whole body. I don’t know why ‘pink eye’ is so funny to me.
Wassup everybody
I think Lauren London will be an excellent mother, hopefully lil weezy join her and raise the baby.
Swore he was sexy with his short arse
THere is a midget stripper in the show
lol, what’s up with this in-depth, investigative report? just say she went to smooch. case closed.
@AWWW
Seems like it!
Dem backside! Dem need fi teck weh dem self!
dat mi seh!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–yep, amazing how ‘they’ get ALL the perks, and call US freeloaders. Such bullsh–!
LOl @ JB!
@Poetry-Girl we have to be assertive with these bossip dudes, ok? It’s just like being with your man: you have to get ‘em behind closed doors and handle BIZNESS! J/k, j/k-most of the bossip dudes are nice-but they can be nasty too.
Speakin’ of which–a chick’s back from the ATM.
It’s payday.
Who’s strippin’ next??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gotdamn, JB, you put in twenty years in the Navy!?! I couldn’t take it long enough to get through boot camp. 8 weeks was enough! I can’t have people telling me what to do. Much less, ALL THE TIME. I learned that much about myself. But, God Bless ya. Fuck a Great Lakes.
I want to bust up in something this weekend.
Awesome-O-3000
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?
Sitting at the job pickin a lil cotton as we speak, can’t complain all the same though, what you got on your plate?
To be honest, I came down with walking pneumonia and they were talking some shit about I was gonna be ‘OSMOED’ until I recovered. Yeah, yah mama. I’m out.
@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!
Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(
Why everybody being mean to mama baby when I am only here to look out for my suga?
@ Vee
Haha, angry smiley face.
But on a serious note. Studies proved that when scanning a room, people will look almost twice as long at people that are attractive than people that aren’t regardless of whether they are the same gender or not. People see threat from their same gender and possible mates from the opposite. Unless you’re Spectacular, then it’s the other way around.
I found a hot place, you should try it …Millionaire chats.com…a great place for successful man to meet young and beautiful woman..I got many sincere friends including so celebs there,Awesome!! and i want to share with you.
lauren london is a fox.
Who’s strippin’ next??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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♫♫ Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M
Get the Money!!!
Dolla Dolla Bills Ya’ll!!!!!♫♫
Who is up? I got a fist full of bills and I am ready to give those who step up their due reward!!!!!!!
@ jp & jb….you ladies going to give some tutorials today?
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@ Poetry is Me
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*
Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!
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Oh, well, thnx, girl. I feel so special. How are you today?
Jamaican Princess, yuh tess out dih new highway yet? Ah how it guh? It good? Mih wa’ah tek dat frah Kingston tuh St. Elizabet’ (St. Best) dih nex’ time mih come deh. Lass time mih guh, dem hole up mih family pon Flat Bridge an’ tek weh wih munny. Yuh believe dem ra’as dem?
I have nice round (@)(@)’s if anyone wants to suck em!
lauren london is a fox
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Agreed and seems very down to earth, just my type….she can use a little more hips and ass
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–touche, that sight rattled my eyes
And he was SO proud (rollin’ my eyes).
@JB-that midget stripper shit is NOT cute, lol. When he comes out I’m going to the Ladies Room-short mofo’s LOVE me.
hey sexy snoop
@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?
*dusting off my Dicasso outfit*
@ Snoop
What do you want to know about?
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(
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you betta quit tricking girl….lol betta do like i use to do, through them fresh counterfeit 1’s….lol
@JB-that midget stripper shit is NOT cute, lol. When he comes out I’m going to the Ladies Room-short mofo’s LOVE me.
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He looks crazy. GOt piercings and tats and will put a silver bullet and a dildo down your pants
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Awesome-O-3000
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your assertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?
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It’s Friday so I can’t complain. I have absolutely nothing that I have to do this weeked, so I’m kinda in a rush to do nothing. It’s great.
Jamaican Princess
@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!
So Special, So Special
Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE!!!
Lady Star, why do you have Sister Josephine Dunkley from my church in your avatar?
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
I’ll put it out there. I was told by my therapist not to work cause I was in a deep state of depression after I had my son. I was then told to start welfare. After about 8 months my therapist gave me the go head to start working. MD has a ready to work program that was started by Socual Service. They gave you classes and helped you find jobs and they gave you internships through out the county and I’m now employed with my Bachelors in fine arts. But in the ready to work program there was ALOT of females who didn’t give a d@mn and it really pissed me off. And I wish the system would change to WEED out the BAD seeds. Some of these woman came to the classes high and fell asleep. If the system change it would be a lot less of this BS going around and women and men would have to get up off their a$$es!
What do you want to know about?
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I know about that bomb 98.6, i want to hear some new creative sh!t
@ lovely lady a…..hey ma, what’s goody on your end
PSYCHO I WILL NOT ADDRESS YOU BY NAME BUT YOU CERTAINLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I PLAYED WITH YOU NICELY YESTERDAY BUT TODAY WILL NOT TURN OUT THE WAY YOU LIKE IT IF YOU KEEP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE GAMES. I HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS IN FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AND HE ASSURED ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS A SERIOUS CRIME!
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!
lauren london is finer than kk both fine but ll is au~naturelle.
@Snoop-I beg your pardon, I whipped on my CORPORATE Visa for u soon as u said u were jumpin’ outta the cake. LOL
@JB-”He looks crazy. GOt piercings and tats and will put a silver bullet and a dildo down your pants…”
-not down mine, I’ll kick his lil ass like a bowling ball…
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AWWW
I drive on the highway everyday. I live in Portmore. But yea, I have used the Old Harbour leg too, which is where you would drive. You woulda haffi pay toll bout 2 time for 45 minutes of road lol. Dat ridiculous, but true.
I hate dat robbery shit! The idea of somebody tekkin ma tings, upset mi, dem would haffi shoot me!
Sorry to hear dat tho. Last month murders went down, but robbery went up by 124%. Dat mek sense?!My house got robbed few weeks back. I was so pissed. We were all inside, asleep. Those fools came in and took ma handbag, laptop, phone, and money. I’m glad i wasn’t awake.I would probably fight back. Which would not be good
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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Lol, whaddup pimp, i did that shit before, a nigga waslightweight embarrassed. smh
@ oh solovely
I’m not trippin’ on your game. As long as you’re improving yourself, I can get with that. My qualm is against people who just gave up. It’s not like they don’t have the aptitude. Because some crafty shit I’ve seen people pull – it takes some brains.
awwwwwwshadododp
That is all me baby. I am sorry though I am married.
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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You know what…it may be to let for that advice. I think I just sent one of my Bossip comments to one of my clients…Yikes!!!
qhorsey, your face is a criminal offense get lost trick.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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Lol, whaddup pimp, i did that shit before, a nigga waslightweight embarrassed. smh
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
@Snoop-I beg your pardon, I whipped on my CORPORATE Visa for u soon as u said u were jumpin’ outta the cake. LOL
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Dam i must have missed that….lol….oh it’scool to trick on me, i’m talking about them other niggas…lol
bossip you morons, kim doesn’t own smooch, her mom and kourtney own smooch, second of all, the kardashians do everything for publicity, im sure they told lauren to shop at smooch and to make sure lily tweets about it so your dumbasses can post it on your blog ! lauren and khloe kardashian are good friends. i lost all respect for lauren, what a dumbass getting knocked up while unwed and by lil wayne of all men ??? yuck !
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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You know what…it may be to let for that advice. I think I just sent one of my Bossip comments to one of my clients…Yikes!!!
Yeah see, you gotta slow down, pause for the cause girl, that multitasking leaves shit half done!
How are you Z?
why do you come on a gossip thread and tell your whole life story, no wonder plies put you put there.
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!
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take action, take action!
snoop cye
Jamaican Princess, mih sorry fih ‘ear bout dat. Mih notice how all dih house dih have enclosed gate pon dih varendah and bars pon dih window dem – every weh. (How dem deh poor peeple have suh much satellite dish. Ah weh dem get dem from?) Ah true seh yuh cyan put ah house widdout drug lawd dem come sih yuh fih dem cut? Ah troo dat? An’ ya’ah talk ’bout yuh did have tuh pay 2 times pon Flat Bridge. We musseh pay ’bout 5 TIMES – serious ting. Work man weh did ah lay dung tar come demand money from wih. What a bam bam.
My supervisor is letting us go to lunch early today. He is treating us to the Shoney’s buffet so I will see you all in about 4 hours! Deuces
qhorsey, if you leave that will be action enough or put up somebody else picture not yours.
PRPPLE, just call me TADOW
Morning Top Model!
@
Snoop
hey sweetie, what you want to learn today? lol
I’m kinda in a learning mood myself
*sharpens pencil and takes out notepad*
I’m waiting on JB to drop some science.
LMAO @ purp egging them on
*Typo – put UP ah house widdout drug lawd come sih yuh fih ah payout, mih did mean.
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
I dont see my girl z, what is this somebody saying z is qhorsey.
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Lady Star – see, that’s what I’m talking ’bout. You and them 4 hour lunches.
@ Vee…
I don’t know how I missed your comment. This multitasking is getting the best of me…lol
Yeah, where are the strippers? I made sure to get my dollars together. I’m ready. Bring ‘em out!!!
JB, now see that’s that Navy thinking getting in the way of logical thought processing.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands
Thats the science pimp!
@ lady a…..YHM
I got a freaky friday question – Why is oral sex such a big deal for men/women?
I secretly have an issue with women demanding that I do that. That shit’s nasty.
@AWWW
You got robbed bad boo. JA is such a nice place, I just wish thes asses would keep dem ass quiet and stop makin it bad for us?
You ever lived here?
You have to have grills and gates and all that jazz to live in peace. Although, it does depend on where you live.
On the satellite dish issue… listen JA defies every law of ecomonics. Third world country, yes, poor country,, yes, benzes, audies, and jags, yes!
People can afford shit here. And we love nice things, so we’ll hustle till we die to get it. Who nuh have dish, have cable wid hundreds of channels. My yute, wi nuh miss a beat! If a egg, wi inna di red, and if a jacket wi inna di pocket. Wi have everything!
I got a freaky friday question – Why is oral sex such a big deal for men/women?
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Well for me, i take pleasure in seeing a woman trying to please “ME”..and it is mandatory.
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a nigga full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
@JB-I doubt it. Just knowing that they’re still family somehow makes it seem creepy.
@Speakintruth-I think people just like knowing that someone wants so much to please them that they will put their mouth–tongue and all, on their most private and intimate parts. Now watch the dudes give the trashy, blunt version. LOL
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a nigga full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
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i’ll be sleep by then…..lmao!!!!
Freaky Friday Question:
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I know people are way smarter than they give them selves credit for and I feel bad their kids because they grow and act worst than their parents. I was always pissed everytime I went to those classes and saw those girls given up. One woman came in there saying she just wanted to comply to keep getting food stamps but she didn’t want to work. God had his hands on my mouth and my hands that day. People work to D@MN HARD for people to just get over. UGH IT TEARS MY NERVES UP!
@JB
“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”
No, there is still a bloodline. He is family!! Period! End of story!
Morning Folks!
Lauren London looks amazing and she will probably be a great mom. I don’t mind her choice in picking Weezy at least the baby will be PAID..
snoop yhm
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Brooke (cyber-hug)!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
-the same goes for dudes: why would I want to kiss u when u got glazed donut/ass face?
GTFOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jamaican Princess, I saw all of that when I was there on vacation. Plus, I have a sister who taught at Constant Spring for years and years so I know how the kids have changed since I was coming up. I lived in St. Elizabeth and we never got robbed. If you had a nice house, I think people just assumed you kept protection. And that was usually the case so they never messed with you. Once you leave for a long time and come back, I don’t know what it is, but they can spot a ‘foreigner’ from a mile away.
@AWW
extortion is big business here. One of the phone companies had a work site to put up a tower, it was in one of those rough neighborhoods. So bad man gi dem a link and seh dem need fi get paid protection money. So the phone people dem come back the next day, with their own security wid guns.
Di bad man dem come back di next day,wid bigger guns an run weh di security dem. and tell di phone people dem seh, don’t bring back no more security, ‘it upset wi’. Mi laugh till mi nearly dead. lol
What are ya’ll taling about up in here:?
@ BG
@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?
*dusting off my Dicasso outfit*
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U have to perform a dance in order to earn dollas from the ladies…..That Dicasso outfit should work nicely!
talking*
Ok so bossip keeps blocking like crazy
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
See, that’s the fun part. When you get to reciprocate and make sure she gets a mouthful of ALL of her own juices. Heh-heh-heh.
@JB
“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”
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Been there, done that….. saw her at a relatives funeral and couldn’t resist.
I know… I know….
LOL.
(Cyber hugging Vee back) Hey mama!! I see yall got reaky Friday all set up. To bad I cant stay to enjoy it.
I have a friend who mashed his half-sister but that nigga’s on a completely different level.
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Only through marriage and its gotta be like some new shit to the family, never if we grew up together, and never if we blood!
What’s poppin,’ Brooke!
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Isn’t she coming up from giving you 98.6?
I GUESS SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE SLOW LEARNERS BUT I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE A JOB BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOSING IT!
Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family
Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!
@ Pimpin
Not too much I haven’t tried. Maybe a complete stranger. Oh like my stripper!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I secretly have an issue with women demanding that I do that. That shit’s nasty.
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a nigga full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
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Exactly. You and I both…and you nailed it on the other question.
@ Jamaican Princess
Mih hear news like dat some time. Mih try an’ get mih ‘an dem pon eedah dih ‘Gleaner’ or dih ‘Star’ every now and den. Mih sistah dida tell mih ’bout wah roadside shop innah Kingston dat did ah sell people dawg meat innah soup not too long ago. Yuh evah hear ’bout any ting like dat before?
@AWW
Constant Spring… nice
I use to do broadacasts from there for back to school when I use to be on radio.
I know kids not the same. I have one. She is 7 going on 70. lol
St. Bess is nice though. Never really spent time there though, mainly drive through to go to Mobay etc.
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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naw, just knowing their in my family would fu@k me up mentally.
@ Pimpin
CYE.
Did anybody see “So you think you can dance” last night..where the brother and sister were dancing together. I bet all the money in my pocket they were smashing each other…they were a little to close if you ask me.
I KNOW YOU WORSHIP ME BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO JEOPARDIZE YOUR FREEDOM FOR THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OF IMPERSONATING ME ON BOSSIP! OH WELL, TOO LATE NOW!!
@ Pimpin
something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family
Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!
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LOL!!! Their parents were neglectful and left them alone together all the time as kids. So they got the hots for each other. Plus, whaddya want – It’s California.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to fuck a asian b!tch!
With this question…If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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What are the stipulations of this? Do I know that this guy is my cousin? Because if I know him then no, I’m not feelin’ sleeping with him. I have however heard of peole who slept with a relative, but they did find out to later on that they were relatives. As a matter of fact, this happened to a brother and sister who had been adopted. This is why family reunions are important…lol
everyone go to mockrockstar.ning.com and watch the video of this qblondie chick. she is a sad soul
*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Hell to the no!!!
But we all have thought about it..don’t front. We all have some fine ass cousins I can’t even lie about that. But fam is fam…its just not cool at all.
@ Jamaican Princess
My sister, as a teacher, never spared the rod because she was so frustrated with how ‘dunce’ her kids were. But as they got into their teen-age years, she became nervous and leery of them, because they turned into ‘bad-asses’ and they knew where she lived. When I was coming up in St. Elizabeth, we didn’t know anything about any ‘drive-by’s.’
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
What’s poppin,’ Brooke!
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Hey awwww!!!!! how da hell r ya?
@AWWW
dog meat… no
horse meat yup… They also have wholesales, that claim they sellin the original ‘pum pum tightener”
lol mi belly.
The Gleaner is online babe, so you can catch up everyday if you want.
On your freaky friday issue
Why wi can’t kiss yuh afterwards? A wah? nuh your som’n?
An no woman should demand cunnilingus. I never had to. Men beg to do it. So I can’t relate. lol
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to fuck a asian b!tch!
Pimp you in Cali and have not accomplished this why?
Oh my.
Oh my-had to say it 2x’s.
Freaky Friday’s gettin a lil TOO freaky for me-incestuous even.
@BG
“*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho”
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LOOOOOOL.
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
Be afraid, be very afraid
Master Blaster
everyone go to mockrockstar.ning.com and watch the video of this qblondie chick. she is a sad soul
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Speaking of MRS, you guys, I just added a pic of my son with actor Taimak, the main character who played Bruce Leroy in the Last Dragon. He came threw VA this past week. Gosh he still a hunk.
@ Man, I Just Don’t Care.
Damn, damn, damn. How do you rectify that situation?
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
@ Pimpin
something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.
Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho
completely turned off by this
@Awww
dem pickney yah nowadays nuh easy at all. People ask me why I send my baby to prep school, but i dont want her exposed to the ills of primary school.
So i will pay that 50 thousand per term. It is worth it.
Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL
Well if you become my favorite stripper than it can be both me and you.
@ Real people
I can’t see gravies at work, so please anyone that knows me, let me know if someone is using a Pimp’s likeness to spread useless bullshit about ya boy
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Oh my.
Oh my-had to say it 2x’s.
Freaky Friday’s gettin a lil TOO freaky for me-incestuous even
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Like forreal. My virgin ears and eyes can’t take this type of convo LMAO
@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??
Bossip still making crap up eh? LAUREN LONDON IS NOT PREGNANT. SHE’S NOT WITH WEEZY. SHE’S NOT WITH PREGNANT WITH WEEZY’S CHILD.
Lady A
I didnt know….sheesh!! She was on mom’s side, don’t really kick it with that side too much. Plus it was a distant cuz
Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??
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Well being that my mom was sorta a celebrity back in the 80’s she knows alot of people, and he came to VA to see her and speak to the kids at the school where she teaches.
@ Lady A
completely turned off by this
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Ditto…….
TWIN: I got something to tell you!!!!!!!!!
CYE later.
@Awww
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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I dont think its wrong. My God brother is my ex. Still loves me to this day. We found out that we weren’t cousins when we were 10. Didn’t sleep wit him though. not back then anyways.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
LAUREN DID NOT EVEN MAKE A TWEET ABOUT THIS. I HAVE HER PERSONAL TWEET BECAUSE I KNOW HER AND SHE NEVER TWEETED THIS. I HOPE BOSSIP GETS SUED.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?
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Noo. I only log on when I have time. I just got back from Cancun on Tuesday so It took a few days for me to sober up and check my emails, you know the usually. I’m still pissing out Tequila u know, lol
The man in this photo will fuck anything that is fuckable. He admitted to doing so after “finding out” it was his cousin now he is attempting to practice damage control.
@Brooke-well that’s nice. I was watching an Everybody Hates Chris rerun & Stoney Jackson was on there-I could not believe it! So seeing Taimek would shock me too
Ok, so y’all think of a new question…no more of this kissin’/nailin’ cousins talk. Whoaa
Off to a conf call…
ok im going to mock to check this trick, who ever is impersonating this broad please stand up.
@POETRY
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW”
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“Ummmm… yeah….why you get the fire started I’m going to be right back…”
**putting clothes back on and running out the door**
I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
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This is not a fantasy….It’s a Stunt!!
Snappa Knievel!!!!!!!!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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Nah..no blood-line there…I grew up with guy like that…he is getting married in Nov too…I was his first. He was mine. I knew him since we were like 6 yrs old. Our parents grew up with one another.
I wouldn’t mind getting a piece of that before he got married (now that I think about it) but I respect his relationship and our friendship.
Anything by marriage realistically – like a boy falling in love with is step sister. What are you going to do? You can’t help falling in love with your step sister right. Its no different from meeting a girl or guy on the street.
For instance…say you were dating a girl and you guys are serious for like a year..thats wifey..and your dad (if single) meets her moms and they get married what are you going to do? Dead the relationship because of the marriage? Some would like to argue that you meet your girlfriend first. But what if you dad met her moms first and then you guys dated and fell in love? In my eyes…its no different.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to fuck a asian b!tch!
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Why?…so you can get the hook-up on some shrimp fried rice…lol
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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Outside, Pouring Rain… in an obscure area!!!
Sexual fantasy
Sex with Snoop while BG and Pimpin are watching
master blaster are you plies.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-well that’s nice. I was watching an Everybody Hates Chris rerun & Stoney Jackson was on there-I could not believe it! So seeing Taimek would shock me too
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LOL. I wasnt shocked. Celebs do not shock me anymore. Living in NY and going to Miami and Vegas as much as I do u run ito them all the time. I think I will only be shocked if I saw Michael Jackson or Al Pachino aka Tony Montana
sexyq, im taking my wedding gift back to the store.
ok twin…
bg…but after u found out…smh
@ MIJDC
FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
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U late son!!!! You need to jump on that…STAT!
@TRS
Thats a good one.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
Been there done that while out to sea and in port
Man I just dont care™
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
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Man, I am shocked that u have not committed such an act before. I am a prude
and I even done that before. LOL
@ Snoop Bloggy Blog
‘I want to fuck an Asian bitch.’
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Nigga, you too!
Man I just dont care™
@POETRY
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW”
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“Ummmm… yeah….why you get the fire started I’m going to be right back…”
**putting clothes back on and running out the door**
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LMAO!!!
I have fucked at the job and I’m proud. That shit was GOOD!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
have sex in an elevator
The man in this photo will fuck anything that is fuckable. He admitted to doing so after “finding out” it was his cousin now he is attempting to practice damage control.
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Practice deez nuts! Practice on getting a life! Practice on being yourself! I’m in my lane, so stay in yours!
Your like the person in high school, that stole pics of fly people and would front like you was getting it with that person, but he/she moved to Alaska so we cant meet em!
Really is this what your life has become?
sweet n sour sauce
sexyq, im taking my wedding gift back to the store.
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LOL. Damn I am late. People done got married and shyt? lol
I want to have sex with my Auntie. She a banger for her age.
@TRS
“@ MIJDC
FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
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U late son!!!! You need to jump on that…STAT!”
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I BEEN TRYING BUT MUHFUGGAS BE GETTIN ALL “SCARED” AND SHIT….
…..”YOU CAN GET ANOTHA JOB NIGGA!”
Sexual fantasy
Sex with Snoop while BG and Pimpin are watching
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NEGATIVE!!!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
have sex in an elevator
Done that too
It was after hours and my girl was working overtime. I stayed with her until she was about to head out, then I started with the hugging and exploring. I was surprised when her reaction was, “O, baby, you shoulda said something before…” And we just took it from there. Of course, I kept one eye open for security or cameras.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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There is nothing that i can think of that I wanted to do, that I haven’t done yet, and by the time I’m married and ready again to have sex, Immo be too damn old anyways for all that adventure.
Anything i could think of, been there, done that.
I’ll sit this one out.
Pimp you in Cali and have not accomplished this why?
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I never had the desire until recently
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
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This is not a fantasy….It’s a Stunt!!
Snappa Knievel!!!!!!!!
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I know, stuntin on them hoes…lol
Okay, I admit that fantasy is a bit bizarre. Well since y’all now feelin’ my ring of fire. I want to have sex in the movie theater. Wait a minute…I’ve already done that…lol Well, so much for trying something new.
Why would anyone have unprotected sex with lil Wayne. Forget unprotected I wouldn’t get down if there was a condom involved.
PRPPLE, just call me TADOW
Morning Top Model!
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heeeyyyy Pimpin..TGIF my nigg!
I meant to say y’all “not” feelin’ my ring of fire.
These damn typos are off the chain.
FUCKIN AT THE JOB!!!!
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done that…check
DAYUM!!!!
Has EVERYBODY fucked at the job BUT me????? AWWW….HELL NAW!!
Ima brb!!
**goin cheezin up in these girls faces**
@ Speaking the Truth
Thanks Ma!!!
@ MIJDC
You need to wait until the bosses go on vacation or are otherwise MIA…the Bosses office = best location!!!
Ok….I have got that out now….Carry on!
BG (The Man in this Photo Fucks his Family)
I want to have sex with my Auntie. She a banger for her age.
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…lol
man…
no i ahevnt yet either…its okay
I don’t know, Man, I Don’t Care. I did my surrogate cousin once and I felt weird about it afterward. Plus many years had passed before we had seen each other and done it. I don’t know. I don’t think I’d do it again though.
typo…haven’t
(((Whatz going on in here?)))
@ TRS
If I was your boss and found out you and Desmond “21″ Hatchett was on my desk knockin boots I would go the fuck off.
That nigga sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
Correction. My last statement was for ‘Speaking The Truth.’
Why?…so you can get the hook-up on some shrimp fried rice…lol
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LMAO!!!! for some of that sucky sucky long time
TIME FOR LUNCH BREAK!
@MIJDC
tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk
You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
*sigh*
What a good thing I have changed
@ Poetry
Don’t feed into that bs. I’d never do something like that
That nigga sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
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lmao! you a fool
I love her she is so pretty but you doing Weezy F. raw dog? Now thats just nasty!
Ugh this shit is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
LOL @ Poetryisme. Nigga said he wants to bang his aunt. I wouldn’t want to be at that Thanksgiving Dinner.
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
JB, to hell with someone handicapped. Would YOU do a midgit?
Ok new question
would you do someone who is handicapped?
(I am getting my blue tag next month)
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
“tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk
You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
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…well looky here… there’s a job opening at my job….
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Ugh this shit is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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Brooke, you always take shit too far.
@ JB
NO, however the concept of the positions are interesting!
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Ugh this shit is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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Brooke, you always take shit too far.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the same shit I was thinking dawg!!
@ Awww
Its a honest question. Yall ask the same Freaky Friday questions every week, I’m just tryna bring some uniqueness to the forum. NOW ANSWER!!!!
@BK Stand Up
Primo, I just responded to you in the Emeniem post.!!
Poetryisme, you’ve had sex in a movie theatre??? Don’t tell me that. Some times I get in there late and the shit is DARK. Boo!
I know a male friend of a friend who ate another dude’s snot for $20. True story.
Yall guys stop being shy. I have to jet in a lil while so answer. I am dying to see the results LMAO
@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies
Brooke, you should take that shit to the ‘Fifi’ thread. The closet niggas might be in there.
@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies
(I just copied and pasted this because it goes for me as well..)
@MIJDC
You would like that wouldn’t you?
how about on the highway, outside the car or on the balcony of your apt complex?
*sigh*
the memories
@verdine white,..stop it right now stop impersonating my favorite group member from Earth wind and fire even that you look like him.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I know a male friend of a friend who ate another dude’s snot for $20. True story.
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That’s nothing, I did some body shots on my own Blood sister in Cabos 2 years ago. We were paid $300 pesos each. Eww is this incest?
@ BG
NO worries hon….my boss never suspected a thing…the desk isn’t the only option you know??!!!
That nigga sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
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Haha, the boss come back and there’s two little end tables in the corner. Like “where the hell did these come from”
I’m back
I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
Carry on.
Jamaican Princess, getting down in St. Elizabeth in one of those hour-long downpours, inside your house with the drops pelting the hell out of the zinc. That’s how you make memories right there.
@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!
Ok First of all, all u guys are either lying or stupid. I know yall have dept and bills and kids and family to take care of and you wouldnt kiss your best bud for Half a million dollars just cuz of EGO and PRIDE? U gotta be shittin me. lol
im out no hershy highway questions for me.
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
“You would like that wouldn’t you?
how about on the highway, outside the car or on the balcony of your apt complex?
*sigh*
the memories”
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Doing outside all in the public IS fun tho.
That was the ONE good thing about Hurricane Katrina. That power was out and there wasn’t SHIT else to do but fuck. There was an actual “baby boom” in the Gulf States afterward.
Shit, I might have a “Katrina baby” out there somewhere…
@ BG
@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!
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You are on the right track…..:)
@ AWESOME
LMFAO. End tables lol
I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
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Girl let it go.
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? Fuck that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
Brooke, that kinda pales to a dude eating another guys boogers for $20. I don’t care how broke Dude No. 1 is!
@AWWW
You neva tell a lie my yute. Trus mi. the sound of rain, the smell of the wet earth, some good lovin?
Yes please!
(after im married)
*sad face*
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA
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Just like the poster said: Baby and Weezy did it for free, it aint hurt their carreers one bit.
Would you do a girl that was deaf?
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
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As long as their good stuff isn’t handicapped…lol. No, I wouldn’t, but my older sister used to date this guy in a wheelchair when I was about 16. I remember getting up one night to go the kitchen and get a snack, and low and behold…I saw the light(my sister having sex with a paraplegic).
End tables. Rolling tables. Me and my girl ‘christened’ some secretary’s credenza.
@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA
Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? Fuck that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
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Thank you my brother, finally a reall Nucca up in here lol.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Poetryisme, you’ve had sex in a movie theatre??? Don’t tell me that. Some times I get in there late and the shit is DARK. Boo!
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Lol…
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Hey Primo. Que Tal. Yes I was out there with the swine flu. Cancun was wack this year, it rained like 70% of the time. But us chicas turned our hotel suite into a massive party every night. I heard everyone went to Miami this year..
How was Vegas baby?
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Hey, as long as you had fun that’s all that matters. Vegas was f*ckin HOT, lol…
It was my first time out west and I loved it. The people are nice, the weather was gorgeous and the women are sexy as hell, lol…
My wife is going to Miami next month w/ the girls. I heard it’s poppin’ this year.
Oh, and to answer your question; Shiiiiiiiit, I’d make out w/ beetle juice from the Howard Stern Show for half a Milli (Untaxed) lol…
My question is how many times can I do it? What’s the limit? (j/k)
@JB
“Would you do a girl that was deaf?”
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HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “bitches” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
Would you do a girl that was deaf?
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Hell yeah, she’ll be throwing sign language telling me how good the d!ck is…lol
Since y’all talking about handicapped sex, can you tell a man with no legs that he is a stand-up guy?
@JB
Girl let it go.
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girl I can’t. these fools dont know what to do with it anyways. I’m not wreckin my good yaki for some foolishness! lol
Jamaican Princess, I don’t know what it was though but when it rained in St. Bess, the ugliest bullfrogs you did ever see used to come out of nowhere. Hopping all over the lawn, the garden. These suckers were the size of footballs (American) and their skins were covered with ticks. Nasty. Have you ever seen them?
“Would you do a girl that was deaf?”
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HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “bitches” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
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I just almost spit soda on keyboard readin this.
If you leave in an apartment, is it okay for you to wear house shoes?
HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “bitches” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
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@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
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As long as their good stuff isn’t handicapped…lol. No, I wouldn’t, but my older sister used to date this guy in a wheelchair when I was about 16. I remember getting up one night to go the kitchen and get a snack, and low and behold…I saw the light(my sister having sex with a paraplegic).
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Thanx 4 the visual, lol…
Hey PoetryisMe!!!
LOL @ Brooklyn, Stand Up for the ‘Beetlejuice’ reference.
What about Gary, the Retard?
Somebody that’s deaf hmmm
How he gonna hear when I tell him it’s good? lol
Weezy kissed Baby…and look at weezy now…LMAO..
Ok that was low blow…don’t kill me.
Hey, as long as you had fun that’s all that matters. Vegas was f*ckin HOT, lol…
It was my first time out west and I loved it. The people are nice, the weather was gorgeous and the women are sexy as hell, lol…
My wife is going to Miami next month w/ the girls. I heard it’s poppin’ this year.
Oh, and to answer your question; Shiiiiiiiit, I’d make out w/ beetle juice from the Howard Stern Show for half a Milli (Untaxed) lol…
My question is how many times can I do it? What’s the limit? (j/k)
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I’m glad u liked Vegas. I been there like 6 times. I am officially banned from the Mirage out there
long story. I will be in Miami in July for a few parties too.
Oh and thanks for being so honest on the question I asked. Whats a itsy bitsy kiss to a Half a milli. Shit I will make out with the devil himself. (Yes I am shallow) lmao
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Whassup!!
Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? Fuck that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
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Thank you my brother, finally a reall Nucca up in here lol.
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I mean lets be honest, somebody got 500k cash in your face, there’s not a lot of stuff you won’t do.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
hey there
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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Wassup with these frivolous ass questions brooke? lol
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL @ Brooklyn, Stand Up for the ‘Beetlejuice’ reference.
What about Gary, the Retard?
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Dude, for half a Milli I’ll suck his toes, lol…
@ Awww
Nope never seen that.
I was born an raised in Kingston. Plus I’m deathly afraid of reptiles aand ish like dat. So di miunte I see dem. mi a teck weh miself fastly!lol
Hey LADY A- What’s poppin momma?
This is disgusting. Children come to this site to read and you have people talking about sex & different positions.
@Speaking the truth…™
FRIDAY BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!!
What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.
Do you stop her?
@ marilyn…..do you like facials or no?
Hey Brooklyn!!!
What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…
Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
TGIF….finally!!!
@ Snoop
Wassup with these frivolous ass questions brooke? lol
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I guess since I am attracted to super METROSEXUAL men, I tend to ask these types of questions. I once had a nigga I was dating tell me, that it is not gay to receive HEAD from another nigga in jail, it is Gay to give head. Hahahahahaha. That shit tripped me out.
@Awesome
I mean lets be honest, somebody got 500k cash in your face, there’s not a lot of stuff you won’t do.
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I am a business woman, so money$$$ talks and _______ walks. lol
@ Brooklyn….
Hey!!! What’s up with you today?
@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ marilyn…..do you like facials or no?
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LMPRAO!!
Whatz good Snoop? You were right dude, I f*ckin’ LOVED Vegas, lol…
Children are suppose to be in school or on Disney.com not BOSSIP. I wish my son would log on a blog site, he will get his ass handed to him lol
Jamaican Princess, you’ve got lizards all over Kingston though. I didn’t like them when I was coming up either. At school, this kid dropped a dead one down my shirt back. After dat, ah pay rackstone ah fly.
@ bk stand-up….i’m really good, no complaints, glad to hear you had a ball fam.
Better not bring yo kids!!!!!!!!
@ trs
Hey Brooklyn!!!
What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…
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Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?
Umm Snoop what time is it in the west coast now?
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that shit BURNS. How do you women take that???
9:41 why?
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?
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I wouldn’t commit suicide
Marilyn
This is disgusting. Children come to this site to read and you have people talking about sex & different positions.
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Uummm…why do children come to Bossip again? There a plenty of sexual content on the web. It is the parents duty to monitor their children, not anyone else’s. So it seems to me that parents who allow their children to use the internet without any guidance are disgusting…I’m just sayin’
OKAY. For those of you that don’t know this, Lauren has a 14 month old goddaughter AND her BFF’s momma had a baby a couple of months before that. She oould have been shopping for either one of them.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
9:41 why?
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I am debating if I should call this dude that I met in Cancun over the weekend. He is from Watts California. We exchanged numbers and I have butterflies now.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.
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LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
@ poetryisme…..lol…tell her ma!
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that shit BURNS. How do you women take that???
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Nigga you must have been jacking off, while sittin Indian style…..
Shit that one was too easy
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that shit BURNS. How do you women take that???
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Hahahahahahha. U r Crazy. That shit does burn huh? But no facials for me. I wanna stay acne free and I heard the ingrediants in sperm causes pimples
Nigga you must have been jacking off, while sittin Indian style…..
Shit that one was too easy
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that nigga got distance….lmao!!!
Cautiously asking…
What jumped off in here while I was gone?
@ PoetryISME
Uummm…why do children come to Bossip again? There a plenty of sexual content on the web. It is the parents duty to monitor their children, not anyone else’s. So it seems to me that parents who allow their children to use the internet without any guidance are disgusting…I’m just sayin’
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*high five*
I knew you were cool peeps.
@Awww
mi woulda dead!! A lizard got into my room last week. I didn’t sleep the whole night. Cried for half the night. I hate them!! eeeeewwww!!
@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Brooklyn….
Hey!!! What’s up with you today?
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Nothin’ much! Same shit, different day, same smell, lol… Can’t wait to get out of this office and into the gym. I gain a few extra pounds f*ckin’ with Vegas, lol…
@BROOKE
“I once had a nigga I was dating tell me, that it is not gay to receive HEAD from another nigga in jail, it is Gay to give head. Hahahahahaha. That shit tripped me out.”
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Was you talking to that nigga “Spermtacular?” LOL.
I heard the opposite. I heard it’s good for your complexion. Then again this came from a fat, Italian woman who used to blow a black guy on lunch breaks at vacant floors where I used to work.
I am debating if I should call this dude that I met in Cancun over the weekend. He is from Watts California. We exchanged numbers and I have butterflies now.
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Watts? You fucking with project niggas brooke?
@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
Brooklyn, Stand up.
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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Ewww OMG. I hate ugly toes, on men and women. how can one not get a pedi and mani every week is beyond me.
jb checked your mail
@ brooklyn
Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K
I am glad that you had a good time!!!
@Speaking the truth…™
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
TGIF….finally!!!
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Thank God!!
How you doing this Friday afternoon?
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO MUTHAFUCKIN DOUBT!!
Lady A
CYE
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I heard the opposite. I heard it’s good for your complexion. Then again this came from a fat, Italian woman who used to blow a black guy on lunch breaks at vacant floors where I used to work.
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OMG. I wont do a facial, but I may swallow if the guy eats lots of protien and have a balanced diet. It makes the semen taste better I guess.
@ Snoopy
Watts? You fucking with project niggas brooke?
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Project? he said he live in a house? He was a bit hard core and ruff around the edges. He said he is a producer for a L.A rap group the OUTLAWS??? who the fuck are they? never heard of em.
@Man
Was you talking to that nigga “Spermtacular?” LOL.
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Did I mention how much I absolutley HATE u today? lol
Jamaican Princess, I could use some ah dat shrimp dem serve by dih roadside ’round Black River when ya’ah come frah Kingston. Even as a pickney, mih used to love it, yuh sih. It used to be well hot but mih woulda tear it up. Dem deh food weh yuh nyam as a pickney is yuh favorite food throughout your entire life. Believe dat. Curry goat, wid white rice, a fresh cup a manish watah an’ some sorrel – what? Mahn!
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO MUTHAFUCKIN DOUBT!!
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NAW…Lakers in 7….not 6.
Sorry.
Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO MUTHAFUCKIN DOUBT!!
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NAW…Lakers in 7….not 6.
Sorry.
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Cavs and Nuggets in 7.
**Lamar Odom and Derek Fisher will be the downfall of Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson**
@ BK Stand Up
TRS
LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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And she aint lying Primo. U r a very confident man to send wifey off to MIAMI the sexiest city in the US with the girls. lol
@ Brooke
OMG. I wont do a facial, but I may swallow if the guy eats lots of protien and have a balanced diet. It makes the semen taste better I guess.
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ALRIGHT, that’s it! No more ’sperm’ talk. This last comment officially turned my stomach.
OK-Freaky Friday has flatlined I take it??
I’m out-BBL
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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To boost your ego..
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Brooklyn, Stand up.
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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Ewww OMG. I hate ugly toes, on men and women. how can one not get a pedi and mani every week is beyond me.
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LOL!!! U need a freakin’ big industrial sanding machine for them shits, lol…
@ Poetry is Me…
Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?
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I guess we haven’t gotten “freaky” enough for Freaky Friday!
Project? he said he live in a house? He was a bit hard core and ruff around the edges. He said he is a producer for a L.A rap group the OUTLAWS??? who the fuck are they? never heard of em.
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oh ok….outlaws were tupac old group
@ Snoop
I cant speak for people with pussies, but if they fake for the same reason I do…It’s to get a mofo the fuck outta my presence
….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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ROFLMAO.
“Ima just ‘act’ like I bust a nut so my hand won’t have hurt feelings.” LOL.
Brooke, you’d date a man who gets a pedicure AND a manicure every week???? That’s some effeminate shit. A dude does that and he needs to pass in his ‘Testosterone Card.’
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
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♥ I DON’T THINK THE MEN REALLY WANT AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION♥
To boost your ego..
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typical! but why, what do you get out a nigga with a big ego. just sayin
@trs
@ brooklyn
Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)
Anything is possible thou
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
Damn Does Coach bg need to call a timeout, or should I let yall play thur it like Phil does
We been on Bossip for months and years for a few of us, and the only person that kept Freaky Friday freaky was the Seen26 (Oh how I miss him) yall niggas and Bishes gotta step ya game up on Fridays. LOL
@ Brooklyn…
You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.
Do you stop her?
Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF”.
@ Man
Nigga I almost fell out my chair!!!
WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
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I’ve fake bust b4 though. Especially if its wack, or I’m drunk and want to go to sleep and it’s wack. Or if the game come on in 2 minutes and it’s wack. I think the common denominator is it being wack.
@ Brooklyn
Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)
Anything is possible thou
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Now Now, calm yourself.
I am sure that she wouldn’t do anything that you wouldn’t do!!!!
*coughs unexpectedly*
J/K…. Trust is key!!!
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ BK Stand Up
TRS
LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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And she aint lying Primo. U r a very confident man to send wifey off to MIAMI the sexiest city in the US with the girls. lol
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I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!
I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!
LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
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True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and cum… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, you’d date a man who gets a pedicure AND a manicure every week???? That’s some effeminate shit. A dude does that and he needs to pass in his ‘Testosterone Card.’
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Stop being judgemental boo. I feel if I take care of myself extremely well (hair, nails, feet make up clothes bags shoes plastic surgeries etc) then my man should at least do the same. I hate to see those niggas who want a fly chick but look like who did it and ran. I want my man to be as vain as me or more.
@ Brooklyn, Stand Up
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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That’s nasty, dude. You might get gout of the lips. Or what’s that other foot disease called? They had a green cartoon in a commercial that used to nuzzle himself underneath a foot’s nailbed.
Woke up in the morning brushed my teeth, shower, shave.
Bent shorty over and beat it up like a slave.
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@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
How is life ?
Brooke – plastic surgeries? As in, you had your tits done?
@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Brooklyn…
You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol
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LMAO!! I brought back a hefty credit card bill and an extra inch or two in the waist area, lol
Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF
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PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and cum… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
PRECISELY…YOU GET MY DRIFT
Well, it’s been real y’all. Today is my early day so maybe I’ll catch y’all when I get to the crib. Deuces~
@ Awesome
I’ve fake bust b4 though. Especially if its wack, or I’m drunk and want to go to sleep and it’s wack. Or if the game come on in 2 minutes and it’s wack. I think the common denominator is it being wack.
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Damn I want to respond to this sooooo bad…..but I can not incriminate myself!!! S***!! See You must’ve been wearing something…cause if you raw doggin it if you “faking” it is quite obvious.
OK, that’s enough for one day!
@ BK Stand up
I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking bitch with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?
@ TRS
Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further.
Sorry Whiteboy
Gotz all my teeth. Navy Dental plan made sure of that. Plus can’t suck the white peter. Looks too much like a light on in the dark
sexual chocolate
Woke up in the morning brushed my teeth, shower, shave.
Bent shorty over and beat it up like a slave.
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@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
How is life ?
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Mylife is always Great, how’s urs playa from the himalaya? lol
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke – plastic surgeries? As in, you had your tits done?
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Among others. I wish I was born with this pointy nose and Gigantic lips lol.
@BROOKLYN STAND UP
“I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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**que “ominous” music**
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Man I just dont care™
….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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ROFLMAO.
“Ima just ‘act’ like I bust a nut so my hand won’t have hurt feelings.” LOL.
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ROFLMPRAO!!!
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
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True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and cum… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
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The question is why, if you’re not getting satisfaction what’s the point? Why keep cheating youself. I know if i was fucking a chick and she couldn’t satisfy me, she (his)tory!
Thanx Man I just dont care™
@ Jamaican Princess
@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!
I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!
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Lawd, Gad, yuh know dih way tuh muh ‘eart. When I was dere, mih people dem would kill ah goat or ah pig. Mih used tuh run home frah school dih next day fih get mih share ah dih liver dem. Man, dat someting did GOOD! Yuh know anyting ’bout Alligator Pond ah St. Elizabeth. We woulda guh dung deng pon ah weekend an’ get soh lobster when dem just come outta dih sea. Rahtid! Wih guh home an’ set up some big aluminum pon pon ah outside fire an’ cook up a storm. Yuh wan’ sih FEAST. Dem yah lobster innah New England cyan compare. Mih done.
@ TRS
A nigga raw doggin normally doesnt have any issues, its that additional millimeter of protection that be having niggas fuckin like robots for hours
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ BK Stand up
I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking bitch with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?
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Here we go Prima, lol… U love over doing huh? lol…
JB Cougarlicious
What i heard, you don’t be getting dick on the regular, so you shouldn’t be so choosy…And since you old, you best get off you high horse and jump on my S.S. MINNOW OF LUV.
Brooklyn, Stand Up, you ever been with an ugly chick you find physically repulsive but she rocks your boat like nobody else in the bedroom??? What a fucking quandary. You can’t take her home to your mother – or, hell, out in the sunlight – but you can’t cut her loose.
@ Whiteboy
Your right.
@BROOKE
“Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking bitch with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?”
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Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
@ Awesome
@ TRS
Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further
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That’s what I thought….NO need to elaborate further. As a woman, if you have handled your buziness good and proper…there is no WAY that you can miss the signs of your man’s “Au Natural” when you’ve set him off.
Ok, I promise that I am done now.
oops look at my english
Your are right
oops I did it again
You are right.
JB Cougarlicious
You’re right.
(Brooke’s got me looking more closely at her nose.) I didn’t know you had stacks like that.
@ BG
I hear you BG….SMH because I want to respond but I am trying to be all lady like and such. I am sure that you can use your imagination!
@AWWWW
“Brooklyn, Stand Up, you ever been with an ugly chick you find physically repulsive but she rocks your boat like nobody else in the bedroom??? What a fucking quandary. You can’t take her home to your mother – or, hell, out in the sunlight – but you can’t cut her loose.
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Gotta jump in on this one…. yup. Had a chick like that. Fucked around for about a year and a half.
She coulda put the porno business in bankruptcy if we filmed some that shit.
Aiight I’m back in the saddle for good, whats the topic?
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
(Brooke’s got me looking more closely at her nose.) I didn’t know you had stacks like that.
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All surgeries were done bet 2000-2002 when my dad was alive.
@ Man
Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
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Neither I mena Butch-dyke like that bitch from the wire
I hate condoms.
carry on.
*Not my finest moment*
One time I was in mad porno mode with this chick, and I was like I’m gonna give her a Lex Steele money shot. So I’m working her out from the back and the magic is about to happen, so I ripp off the condom and I’m tryin to make it to her face. I was holdin my shit tight like a bag of nickles, and I just couldn’t make it. She had pouted her lil lips up and her i am ass naked and done got the damn floor preggers!
@BROOKE
“Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
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Neither I mena Butch-dyke like that bitch from the wire”
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**dick gettin soft**
Naw…. not THAT dyke.
LOL @ my primo
Just answr cuzzo. If ya wifey was getting it on with a dyke like that chick from HBO’s the Wire, will u join? or would u still consider that cheating since she is masculine?
WELL SNOOP…I’M A BIT NICER THAN YOU…LOL
So, Man I Just Don’t Care, how did you cut her loose? I mean, it’s hard. What she lacks in appearance, she more than compensates for in the bed. And I know women in here are giving their screens the side eye – but I’m just having an honest discussion. These pseudo-relationships do happen.
Man I just dont care™
I hate condoms.
carry on.
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(Carries head down) Ditto!
done got the damn floor preggers!
Desomond 21 Hatchett look a like
Brooke, ‘Snoop’ (from ‘The Wire’) is too much like a dude. It ain’t gonna work. Hell, for the first two seasons, I thought she WAS a dude.
@BG
“So,I’m working her out from the back and the magic is about to happen, so I ripp off the condom and I’m tryin to make it to her face. I was holdin my shit tight like a bag of nickles, and I just couldn’t make it….”
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Nigga den fumbled on the goal line.
SMH….
Questions for the guys:
Say u were fuckin a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u fuck her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed?
@ Man
Straight Leon Lett my nigga!
I hate condoms.
carry on.
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Co-sign
OK-done playing with this nasty take-out food
I can tell that the freaky convo is heating up again huh?
@ Awwwww
so u wouldnt join in a threesome with ya girl and that Butch chick from the wire?
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
OK-done playing with this nasty take-out food
I can tell that the freaky convo is heating up again huh?
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Thanks to Muah!!! LOL
I have to agree on that condom shit. Wearing one takes away so much of the sensation. But DAYUM, I am one lucky nigga.
@AWWWWWW SHADDDUPPP
“So, Man I Just Don’t Care, how did you cut her loose? I mean, it’s hard. What she lacks in appearance, she more than compensates for in the bed. And I know women in here are giving their screens the side eye – but I’m just having an honest discussion. These pseudo-relationships do happen.”
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Cut her loose? CUT HER LOOSE? Nigga is you crazy?
Naw, she ended it. Starting talkin bout she “gettin married” to her baby daddy and she wanna “be a lady” and wanted to “honor her relationship” and shit like that.
Ol’ bitch….