*Update* Lauren London Tweets in Response to Bossip: “I’m Very Happy”
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Within hours of posting today’s baby shopping story, Lauren tweeted about her supposed happiness which we here at Bossip took to be directed at us. Pop the hood for the tweet:
Lauren London may not be happy about her pregnancy with Lil’ Wayne but that’s not going to stop her from getting her shop on. She was recently shouted out on Twitter about stopping by Kim Kardashian’s baby boutique Smooch.
“So I was browsing twitter pages here and there and came accross Lily Adel’s Twitter page. Lily is Kim Kardashian’s buddy that run’s their store Dash out in Cali. She’s pretty much the store manager/associate/concierge/do-it-all…blah blah you get the point. Well if you’ve watched the show, I’m sure you know that they also own a store in the same strip mall called “Smooch”. Smooch is a store exclusively for babies/toddler wear. Well Lily sent Lauren London the following update saying,
Lauren of course, did not reply to Lily’s tweet.
Now here’s my thing…Obviously the Kardashian family is only inside the store when they are filming otherwise it’s run by a regular staff just like every other retail business. So why would Lauren stop into Smooch and not Dash when the stores are literally two doors away from each other? Obviously she wasnt in there shopping for herself because if that was the case then she would have stopped into Dash and not Smooch. Feel my drift?
So what I’m thinking is that the Kim K & Co. probably blessed Lauren with a Friends & Family discount so she could go in and shop for her little bun in the oven. Honestly I dont see what other reason she would show up for at Smooch unless there was a motive such as a discount involved or maybe a box put aside for her…because otherwise she can pick up baby clothes just about anywhere.
We’re not mad at Lauren for getting her homey discount on. We just want to know if she’s shopping for a boy or a girl.
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She is sexy.I have searched her photo on _____Meet Wea lthy com_____ which is a celeb dating site. It is said that she is dating with a rich man but i do not believe that!
She seems down to earth. I like her.
Gosh, what a slow news morning.
I can’t stand these light skinned skinny wannabe actresses acting like they is stars. I am the biggest star around baby!
PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE THIS GIRL ALONE AND LET HER GO THORUGH HER PREGNANCY IN PEACE… AS IF BEING PREGNANT ISN’T ARD ENOUGH…
*HARD*
Isn’t kinda early to be shopping for clothes? I wonder if she knows the sex then.
@Lady Star:
*sniffing*
I smell jealousy? I mean, if that is your picture, then I can understand. Not calling you ugly, but beauty is definitly in the eye of the beholder.
You can take that anyway you like.
As far as Lauren goes and her baby shopping.
Who gives two flying *****s? My sister-in-las is preggers right now and she is also shopping for baby clothes.
I dont see news here.
…So what is the point to your story? Who cares wheres she shops or who she shops for. The writers for bossip are so childish and dumb. you find nothing else to write about the story was so so so stupid. Btw stop hating on REGGIE & KIM. HATERS!
Well that’s what people do when they’re expecting a baby, they shop. I wonder if she knows the sex of the baby. That would be news. Get on it Bossip!
Who gives a *****.
@Lady Star
Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?
LETS JUST HOPE THE BABY COME OUT LOOKING LIKE LAUREN
AND NOT WAYNE
Morning All–TGIF!! I don’t care where this chick shops: I’m sad that she openly says how she doesn’t want the baby. How’s that child supposed to feel when they read/hear that? SMH
@Re:
I think we can answer that question just by scrolling back up to her gravie. lol
I dont like to use the word “hater”, but…ah, yes….she is a hater. At its finest.
Yeah this ish is definitely boring! Pick it up Bossip. We all know your intentions with this story was to get all the Kim K haters to comment and talk *****. Yawn…I’ll be back later to see if there’s some interesting posts in here…
Hey Re-long time no see. Or-I get in a thread after you’re gone. What’s good???
Re
@Lady Star
Damn, what is it with you and your ongoing anti-light skin/thin girl renegade?
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God bless ya, I was just thinking the same dayum thing. It’s the same old tired ‘inferiority complex’ raising it’s ugly head again.
Then again, ol’ girl did claim she works for Bossip so she might just be trying to bait us into some bull*****.
I got blasted on here the other day for being dark-skinned–like I give a damn. So it doesn’t matter-folks are just NEGATIVE out here. F ‘em!
PS-that pic is another bossiper’s Mom-someone stole it & is using it ‘for evil’. So that explains it. Holla later.
Morning Vee!!!!
Hey Re!!!
Hey JB Gurl. TGIF 2 u!!!!
Hey, Bossip, I got a boil on my butt. Headline that.
@JBCougarlicious,
Why would you like her? She is on You tube talking about how she wants a thug and how she is so attracted to thugs. You know what that means? Another black man has an incentive to be a not bit loser thug because some black ***** thinks its cute.
Now she is Lil Waynes baby mamma. What does that prove? No matter how famous, rich, attractive a black female is, she is still a trife ***** who, like Marquis de Sade would say, has a sweet tooth for thug *****.
Pathetic.
Im not hating on her! lol at you even thinking such a thought. I am proud to be a dark-skinned woman with hips.
@Vee
You’re right, I miss you everytime! How are you my darling? I’ve been pretty busy these past couple of days…
@jb
Aah, still holding it down for the cougars huh?
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!! & @***** me? ***** You! (Kami All Day)
Isn’t it annoying? So tired and lame…
‘Morning, Marquis.
Light or dark skinned, I know one thing and that is how you put it down in the bedroom. My skills is superior in bed baby!
If you were so proud, it wouldn’t be something you’d keep repeating like a mantra. It would be a non-issue. You’re trying to convince yourself. You’ve got skin-color issues. Get over it.
@The Artist Formerly known as Vee,
“Morning All–TGIF!! I don’t care where this chick shops: I’m sad that she openly says how she doesn’t want the baby. How’s that child supposed to feel when they read/hear that? SMH”
And people wonder why I come so hard on black females. All these babies born just so these females can have some bond with some guy. And lil Wayne at that. Another black child not born within the sanctity and security of a marriage all because some black ***** wanted to be Lil Waynes baby mama. Black females love their anchor babies. Using kids they dont want to anchor on to men they cant have.
spit
@Lady Star,
You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.
@Lady Star:
Whether or not you are trying to rile something up, thats beside the point. But make it my business to prove mines.
Here is what you said:
“I can’t stand these light skinned skinny wannabe actresses acting like they is stars”.
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How can you say that you are happy to be a dark-skinned woman with hips, when in the above sentence you said that you “cant stand light-skinned skinny……isnt that a direct opposite?
What would being ‘light’ and ’skinny’ have anything to do with a person who doesnt have a long enough rap sheet as an actress to deem
herself important?
Hmmmmm……..things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
Kigali, you’re right. Let’s start stitching up these black women’s coochies. Let’s get an infinite amount of threads and needles. Knock ‘em over the head with a club and get to gettin.’ You can start off on the west coast and I’ll head up the east. We won’t stop until we meet up somewhere in the middle. Whaddya say?
@Kigali
I was on a diet baby but stopped because my husband didnt want me to get skinny. I lost alot but am happy with my size either way.
@ Kigali,
I like her for her honesty. She could have hid who the father is. She could have said it wasn’t his. SHe is openly saying that she made a mistake but is chosing to accept the consequences of her mistake.
But you know and I know that there is a difference in women like her and a hoodrat from the Jungle or Nickerson Gardens or hell even the 11 baby mamas in TN. Those women know the dude is no good. While Wayne is garbage artistically, you have to admit from what we have seen in the news, that he is a good father to his daughter. That is all that matters.
@Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman):
I would have to agree with ya on this one. I see it all the time where I live at. And its a sad, sad story, I tell you.
These females use these kids as accessories like a damn bracelet or watch. I know one girl that has 5 kids and just had another one! So six altogether. No job. No car. No place of her own. Still lives with her mother.
SMH
See? I keep reiterating myself when I say this but, I am so happy that I dont have any kids!
And in this day and age, I’m second guessing if I even want them at all.
@JBCougarlicious,
Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.
@ Kigali: its raining today and now I know why: because I almsot agree with you. *Almost*. While I agree that we have too many women that are ok with just being a ‘Baby-Moms’, that’s not the case here. Apparently, Lauren did not want to have the child. She wanted to abort but Weezy threatened her and vowed to go public and ruin her career, telling everyone she aborted. Now the blame is still hers–and his because they didn’t protect themselves. But its obvious that she wanted no part of having his child: for $ or any other reason.
Lastly, since you seem to enjoy intelligent dialogue-as I do, I wonder why you’d come on here and say ‘black *****es’. The good points you try to make get lost in the foul language-come on now! Insults don’t help any situation-ever.
I’m out for a while: this weather has me feeling sluggish and I will not get into any debates today, with you or anyone else.
Lauren Londen being impregnated by Lil Wayne is proof that money is the root of all evil.
Not that we needed any further proof.
Okay, Kigali actually made me laugh because of how serious she/he was with the work-out regiment…
Here yall go with all these words and *****!!!!
@Kami all Day,
I love motherhood. Its a beautiful thing. However the motherhood for a typical black female is the abuse and slow torture of black children. I am not against children, just idiot black female having them like they are packs of now-N-laters.
Wayne betta chill or he will be the Desmond Hatchett of the rap game!!!!
This picture makes me look a little heavy becauce of the zoom on the camera. Maybe I will switch up the picture to show my true size.
@KIGALI
“… Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children…”
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ROFLMAO!!
“Your honor, I visit them muh*****as at least once every sixth months!!”
Y’all debate the same mother*****ing topics day in and day out ad nauseum. It’s tiresome but today I’m especially not trying to hear it. I’m out.
Hey BG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I am sorry that this situation isnt serious enough for you. I also dont appreciate your straw man. Women in parts of African actually do endure having their vaginas stitched up to prevent her from engaging in premarital sex. However in the United Stats, the richest, freest country in the world, all females have to do is go down to the clinic and get FREE ***** control.
If black females cant even get that ***** done, what is she good for?
Oh boy…I’m smiling to myself cuz I know its going to be WILD out here today!
Morning MANIJDC, BG, the fam overall
I have to work diligently this morning: but I’ll be back around 11:30 for Freaky Friday ok??
Oh–and no STRIPPING until I return, ok??? I don’t want to miss A-N-Y-thing
That should read birth control!
My freudian slip of the day*
Damn that girl is so pretty….why she had to go get knocked up by Weezy????
What up fam?
*Is it too early for Freaky Friday?*
BG you missed the strip show yesterda afternoon.
Hey VEE, JB, and TRS!
Morning TRS!!
I will send you my info today.
JB
Really? Now how did that work?
Hey BG!
@ TRS
It’s never too early to let the w*****monger out!
@ BG
Let’s just say that me, Vee, TRS and Lady A are broke
JB
LMAO!!!
Kigali, I was being facetious. And yes, I’m quite familiar with female cir*****cision in Africa, primarily in Nigeria. I don’t think debating the issue of illegitimate child-birth among Black women in the US is going to change anything as long as the Government is willing to hand out WIC, welfare and *****isted rental benefits. It’s just how the very nature of the cl***** structure is set in place.
*****isted rental benefits
Section 8 is the bomb!!! I wish all I had to pay was $8 a month.
Why do I know that Freaky Friday is going to get started like ASAP up in here?!
LMAO
@TRS-Hey Gurl. TGIF!!!
@JB-u ain’t never lied–might hafta go into the stash if more strippin jumps off…
@ BG
@ TRS
It’s never too early to let the w*****monger out!
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HEY NOW….I am a lady…with the exception of 1 room in my house. LOL!!!
morning….
@Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman):
Ditto. I’m 29 and I used to want to get married, have kids, buy a house, a dog…..you know, the fairytale BS?
That was my little girl mentality back then. Once reality set in and experience broadened….I found that not alot of black men (that I meet) want to settle down, mostly because there are women who will give it up so freely and easily….why would they?
And I’m not the one to have kids out of wedlock. That was a promise I made to God, myself and my father! lol
But now that I am 29, with no decent male prospects, my only other alternative is to keep it moving and buy my own damn house! I mean, I have 2 neices so I should be aight.
I just dont want to give my child less by not giving them a stable foundation when that child deserves everything from the moon and back.
I was going to change my picture and put the one up of me at the pool but why give yall what you want right?
Hey VEE!!
TGIF to you too!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!:
You’re right.
The welfare system has taken the place of the black man being in the home.
Hey Lady A!
Y’all know my debit & corporate visas *melted* after we left the BOSSIP Strip Club right???
LOL
@ My Virgo Twin
What’s up Lady A!!!
Kigali, I think it is a psychological thing. As long as there are welfare offices, low income women, with a propensity for having kids with absent fathers, are going to pack them to capacity. My parents are from Jamaica. If you don’t hustle over to pull your own weight, you don’t EAT. That’s how it was. So they had that ingrained in them all their lives. They come to the US, work hard to get out of the hood and when they do get their chance to move onto the suburbs, they leave the same people sitting out on their front porches waiting for the first of the month that they found there. It just has to be ingrained in the communal psyche – pull your own weight. The way the system is set up, it doesn’t support that value enough.
@ VEE
Y’all know my debit & corporate visas *melted* after we left the BOSSIP Strip Club right???
LOL
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Girl you betta save some of that for June….
Good morning Bossip Fam
JB, Vee, MIJDC
Kami I see you spitting honesty as usual… u good?
So she is shopping… that’s not news. I hope she gets past saying she didn’t want this baby. She needs to move past that mind frame and do the damn thing and raise this baby well.
@MIJDC
what is the story with Mo?
I was peekin in last night on some of the madness that was going on yesterday evening.
@JB:
LOL….you stoopid! Cuz I can feel you on thata. I remember going to this place to apply for an apartment. Girl, the place was NICE! From the exterior to the interior. I was excited!
Come to find out…..this place was solely for people on Section 8. So if you had a freakin’ job…..you didnt qualify. I’m like…now aint this bout a *****?!
One lady’s rent (no freakin lie) was ONLY $50.00 a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF??????? Heat paid for, rent paid for, food stamps (I’m sure).
So is the only real benefit of working is our 401K’s and Roth Individual Retirement Accounts? Man, I tell you……………
Let’s just pray that the baby has human-like features and not come out looking like a Gremlin.
Hey Lady A and TRS
didn’t see you pretty mamas
Morning JP-TGIF!
@TRS-not to worry: I budget specifically for activities like these
I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.
hey jb
hey twin
big sis vee
sexy songbird
bg
princess
and all the posters kicking knowledge
Hey JP!!!!! TGIF!!
If I only had to pay $8 for rent, I would pay my ***** up front for 17 years. And ball outrageously!!!
@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
*****isted rental benefits
Section 8 is the bomb!!! I wish all I had to pay was $8 a month.
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One of my best friends is from a poor Bajan family. We’ve been friends for YEARS. She had to struggle but her parents were working people and never relied on any kind of governmental *****istance. My friend went to college, got her bachelors, went on to get her masters. All the while struggling. So she finally moves into a rental complex, an upper-scale apartment complex and paying close to $2,000 in rent. Across the hall from her are hood-rats paying like $8 DOLLARS A MONTH due to government *****istance. My friend laments to me, “You believe them *****s are only paying $8 dollars a month while I had to work my ***** off to get where I am.” She’s steamed and rightly so.
Lady A
You are the sunshine of my life
*singing loud as ******
Morning JP
@ VEE
I’m like the black folks on Weeds: I ALWAYS got a stash somewhere lol.
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LMAO!!!!
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
ROFLMAO. I don’t know what his story is…. I was just *****in wit him.
SMH at myself…
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
But my argument is, if the system is set in place to support this kind of behavior, who paying $8 dollars a month, in a freshly renovated, $2000 dollars rent apartment, is going to give that up and start pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps???
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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Man for $8 they could frame it up with toothpicks!
*Who is going to jump of Freaky Friday?*
Come on now…someone take the lead!
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
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You always gotta show a ***** up wit ya lil music signs and *****….lol
bg (Viernes Nucca!),
Lady Architect, this was when they had those portable Section 8 vouchers. I believe the policy has been amended but not long ago those who had them could take them to some upper-scale apartments and they would have been honored. I’ve seen them with my own eyes so I’m talking from first-hand experience.
TGIF y’all
I can’t imagine what y’all will get up to today for freaky friday. I’m quite happy to sit back and watch. lol
Man I just dont care™
@LADY A
What’s up? I saw Lionell Richie on tv this morning and thought of you…
♪♫♪♫
“..Hello…. is it me you’re looking for?”
HA HA HA.
lmao…trying to imagine u signing that…
actually those section 8 homes are nice inside out…but they are built poorly so don’t feel too bad….yall not missing out on much
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the people trying to rent my house before I did were trying to get it on Section 8. A House sitting on a lake for $8? I would get on it too if I could.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Whats up with all these Yardies on the board today? Anyway I am not against welfare. Only for those women who had non marital births. I would like to see the government help out two parent families who are struggling.
Read about Daniel “Patrick” Moynihan about some of the earliest criticisms of welfare. The idea that you had to kick the black man out of the home in order to qualify. Yeah. That planned worked out great.
Here is a snippet from Wiki:
“Moynihan found data at the Labor Department that showed that even as fewer people were unemployed, more people were joining the welfare rolls — these recipients were families with children, but only one parent (almost invariably the mother). The laws at that time permitted such families to receive welfare payments in certain parts of the United States.
Moynihan’s report[3] was seen by people on the left as “blaming the victim”,[4] a slogan coined by William Ryan.[5] He was also seen as propagating the views of racists,[6] because much of the press coverage of his reports focused on the discussion of children being born out of wedlock. Despite Moynihan’s warnings, the Aid to Families with Dependent Children program had the “Man out of the house rule.” Critics said that the nation was paying poor women to throw their husbands out of the house. Moynihan supported Richard Nixon’s idea of a Guaranteed Annual Income (GAI). Daniel Patrick Moynihan had significant discussions concerning a Basic Income Guarantee with Russell B. Long and Louis O. Kelso.”
Good morning FOLK…
In the 1960s this man was warning against single parenthood in the black community.
What up JB, JP, Architect, Artistist! What it do?
@BG
“You always gotta show a ***** up wit ya lil music signs and *****….lol”
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ROFLMAO!!!
My bad dawg, but you know it’s a dirty game…. it’s a dirty game.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
yeh i heard about that….it’s because the owners were gauranteed money from the government every month….now they are starting to build those cheap townhomes that look nice with paper thin walls….since the government started putting a knot on how much section 8 ppl get…owners of expensive spots dont want section 8 tenants anymore.
I’ve lived beside one woman on Section 8 in the suburbs who was driving a brand new Explorer. How the ***** does that work??? Then she’d move in her drug-dealing, thug boyfriend (isn’t that always the way) with his loud, thumping music and predictable rotweilers to terrorize the white people. When she finally moved, she took the washing machine AND dryer talking ’bout “They ain’t gonna miss it.”
Morning Lauren!!
Can I get a chicken cheese steak fedexed downt o Va Beach?
What’s up Romey Rome!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
The irony of what you are saying is this today my mom is renting to a Section 8 recipient and she sought out this type of person because she knew that the vast majority of the rent would be paid on time by the government, atleast. Some Renters like section 8 folks.
@MIJDC
Is he mentally sound? Is he ok? I don’t think he has all the sandwiches for the picnic basket.I think a few are missing or they been eaten by ants lol. You feel me?
Who said that she is not happy with the baby, I thought she was happy because I am sure she did not do much to stop this from happening?
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
Hail up Rome!
Kigali, that’s reminiscent of Eisenhower during his last presidential address urging Americans to be leery of the influence big corporations will wield over government. Sure enough, fast-forward to present day and big corporations are, as he predicted, putting the squeeze on third world countries, spreading globalization, whether it is desired or not, and putting Americans at risk.
Damn BG, I was eating!
How the hell is this beautiful lady having a back w/ lil’ wayne?
Oh, that’s right! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@ Jamaican Princess
Thank God I wasn’t yesterday!
Well, Well, Well…so this is everybody is lurking…
LMAO @ BG…………………………………….
sorry…typos are automatic early in the morning.
VEE it was a mess!
@ Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman)
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
The irony of what you are saying is this today my mom is renting to a Section 8 recipient and she sought out this type of person because she knew that the vast majority of the rent would be paid on time by the government, atleast. Some Renters like section 8 folks.
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I know what you’re saying. I have relatives who have made a killing – A KILLING – renting out their old homes to Section 8 people. I have relatives who have three or four of these houses, they jack up the rent as high as they can get away with and open the doors to the Section 8 folks. I’ve seen some become millionaires doing this. I’m not making it up.
Doin good, doin good. Just tryin to conserve some
energy for happy hour tonite!!!!!!
I’d like to co-sign 100% with Kigali, but I’m scared because Shaking My Damn Empty Head, a/k/a alfredo sauce told me last night that I was pathetic bith***** coon. Now I’m scared to post because SMDH will get me.
Damn, this pretty girl could have waited a little bit for the right guy to come, anyway its her life.
Morning JB! Sure thing…check with your Fed ex guy around 2pm kay?
@ BG
You betta avoid that place like the plague….you don’t want to get “corned” by her 38TTTs. LMAO.
I don’t understand why she would have his baby. Was it an accident???
@ TRS
Yeah my boy is gonna have to meet me up the street or something
lmao @ bg
Im totally disgusted by her choice to get pregnant by him. Doesnt he have like 4 baby momma’s? And now she’s just another one.
* peaks my head in *
Is it safe in here? Morning bossipers.
I hate that Lauren London was tainted by Weezy
LMAO @ ‘SMDH will get me…’
JB, you said you were going to be changing up that gravie. You’ve been sportin’ that cartoon for a minute.
Or maybe the Kardashians want to advertise their store by claiming semi-celebs actually shop there…
@BG-sounds like it. In private, u might want to go over there and tell ol’ girl not 2 pull that ***** again. U shouldn’t have to feel awkward since she initiated it.
But-lol, I bet it was a sight to see!!!
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
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Dude! Stuff like this has happened to me on more
than one occ*****ion. Just take it in stride and tell
her you got a girl and you wanna be faithful.
works everytime!! Then You are free to still hang
out with ya boy and drink beers and play Madden like
always!!! Just don’t get so drunk that you start
singing…….”If I have one more drink………!!!!
LOL!!
Hope the baby looks like Lauren!! Shew!
@ VEE
I shouldnt have to explain, the way I shot up outta there is explanation enough!
Hell yeah it was a sight to see, ***** should be in the circus!
lol bg is gonna get attacked….poor thing
@ Rome
Yeah I’m glad it was only the first beer, dont wanna wake up and see her in my T-shirt
** checking my bank account online for freaky friday**
Hey Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
Kigali-INTERdependent Black Woman)
@JBCougarlicious,
Good fathers are married to their baby mamas. That way they can teach the best lessons to their children. Lil Wayne is a good visitor of his children and he can provide financially. Father? Ha. Thanks for watering down the meaning of what a father is so even Lil Wayne can make the grade. Typically when schools do that they loose their accreditation.
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Not to butt in, but if I may butt in for just a second…just because a man is married to a woman doesn’t mean that he is a good father. There are plenty of great fathers who are not with their children’s mothers so I have to disagree. Staying with a person you are unhappy with just because they are your child’s mother or father doesn’t make you a good parent because children know when their parents are unhappy and this makes them unhappy. A good parent is a person who is willing to take the time out with that child, to teach that child right from wrong whether or not they’re living in the same household. Staying with someone just because you have a child together causes major issues like infidelity and much more. Sorry, but I disagree with you.
@bg
Run for the hills and don’t look back!!
Laughing my ***** off at JB’s comment regarding Section 8 people trying to get a house by the lake. AHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mo-ning Everybody!!! *Waving like a castaway*
007 – SALUTE!!!
PIMPIN-SALUTE!!!
*random true story*
So yesterday I was enjoying my day off and I stopped by my boy’s house. He stays with his baby mom and her cousin.
My boy had to step out for a sec, so I’m sitting there drinkin my beer, relaxing you know. And here comes cousin that has to be 38TTT waddling out the back with her bra on, sayin I been tryin to get a sec with you. She whipped out on of those mam’s and it looked like a hippo giving birth.
At this time I’m in “deer in headlights” mode. I gathered the rest of my beers and hit the door faster than ASAP!
Can I ever visit that place again bossipers? He is my boy but I a return visit is gonna be odd
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I wouldn’t of even been worried bout that ***** but maybe that’s just me. Tell her it’s a “no go” and don’t even worry about it dawg.
Hey L, Rome, etc etc…
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!,
im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…
You all are silly.
*Hey Pimpin!!!!*
@MIJDC
On the floor hysterically laughing at WORK!!!
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*Hey Pimpin!!!!*
Morning TRS, I SALUTE the grad cap, stil I rise, still I rise!
*thinks man would have enjoyed 38ttt’s right breast*…lol
Morning Pimpin.
-Following JB’s lead: getting my $ right for the show…
@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO
I have been preparing a list to share for freaky friday.
Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol
@ Pimpin
CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.
@ VEE
I don’t know what signal the ***** got crossed cuz she aint seen me do ***** but drink, smoke and play video games.
*****ies looked like medicine ***** being held hostage by a hammock!!!
@ Viernes Nucca
One of my aunts had a supervisor who would be always be checking me out at family cookouts and *****. This woman would turn up EVERY WHERE. She’s like my mom’s age and she was feenin’ for me. It was clear. Every family function my aunt would be at, there was her supervisor eye-balling me. The last get-together was a wedding and this woman grabbed me by the arm and dragged me onto the dancefloor. It wasn’t long before she had bent over – with an ***** like a hippopotamus – and was grinding it into me. She’s my MOTHER’S age! I could feel the indent between the butt cheeks when she was winding it into me. That heffa was nasty.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Morning Pimpin.
Morning MBS *nods head in respect*
I haven’t seen her since then because that means she would be a good ten years older. I’m haulin’ ***** next time.
hey #9
Jamaican Princess
Pimpin, you so special, so special.
Just call me Patra today. lol
LOL, oh you putting a red dot on me huh? I am honored
@LADY A
“im tellin you…in college this girl had a full ride, stipend, and was driving a brand new toyota camry all because her mom made 20,000 a year and she ended up getting all this financial aid….MY parents had to pay my tuition and still paying for it because they chose to be married, stay together, and make good money…I got no aid at all…”
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See, this is why I advocate for married couples filing seperate tax returns. I have to thank my ma and pa for doing that so when I went to college my ma said on my app she didn’t even know who my father was. LOL.
**love you ma**
TGIF-SpeaknTruth-fellow Leo Queen
@Lady A-cosign!! I got ZERO aid for school too, and I had/have ONE single parent that they claim made too much $. Granted I was fortunate that my mother had a stable job, but she was by no means rich. Soon as black folks have $10 in the bank ‘they’ think we’re rich! They sent me PAGES and PAGES of financial printouts in the mail: saying ‘not eligible’ over and over. I was *****ed!! That’s what they need to report instead of letting white people think we all want or get a free ride. That’s some b.s.
@ AWWWWWWWWWWW
LMFAO! Once that ***** build up its gotta come out somehow. Well did she get the grand prize? Round-trip ticket to Sausageland?
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@ Pimpin
CYE in a few…I need your opinion on a pic.
Got ya, send it on!
Morning NSP
@Vee
@BG-I hear ya but this chick obviously got her signals crossed or she wouldnt have done what she did. How tacky, yet funny. Still LMAO
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That’not funny Vee, he could have had a heart attack.A guy did that to me once. Step into the room, wrapped in a towel. Talkin bout he wants to give me a lap dance. Complete with a keg, instead of a six pack, and woman hips.
Its just not right.
Jamaican Princess, ah wah happon tuh Patra? Yuh sih har dung deh?
Man I just dont care™,
my parents do file seperately and both of their incomes were too much…we been there and tried that…
@Jamaican Princess
So when can I fly your way?
I wish I could Section 8…shoot, my sister place looks better than mine. It’s funny because I don’t think there’s a time limit or anything for Section 8. One of my mom’s closest friends has been on Section 8 ever since I was a baby. What’s crazy about this situation though is that she be relocating with the Section 8. How in the hell…? I mean, seriously, she has moved from Memphis to Tacoma to Seattle back to Memphis to Atlanta, and back to Memphis again. WTF? What I’m wondering is if you can’t afford to pay your rent, how in the hell can you afford to keep relocating… Somebody please help me out with this one.
So what’s going on in here?
@TRS
**thinking about you…**
@Jamaican Princess
You keep me smiling!!
Excuse my manners……
MORNING EVERYBODY….
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!-
Especially to the diva herself Leo Diva!!! TGIF!! WooHoo
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ AWWWWWWWWWWW
LMFAO! Once that ***** build up its gotta come out somehow. Well did she get the grand prize? Round-trip ticket to Sausageland?
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Dude, I said she was my MOTHER’S age. That woman was at least 25 years my senior. I was surprise she was doing that batty-grind in front of a whole dining hall full of people.
That’s not hot, Dawg. That’s disturbing.
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWW
She was here recently. She shaved all her hair off, and was rocking a latex body suit. Looked a little flash back, but not bad. She performed a little bit at “Sting 09″ in December.She still could pull it off you know.
*smiling, appreciating the patois*
Hey Awesome. TGIF!!
@JP-ok, you make a valid point. But are you going trying to make ME have a stroke, after telling that story??? LOL
Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
I had a dude just whip it out on me once too. I played like a vampire caught in the sun: I didn’t just leave-I FLED. Zooom!!
I hope Terry dont be working overtime again today. He always say he work over but his money be the same.
@ Awesome
Hey Awesome!!!
*My Day May be Over*
Though not maliciously, I’ve been impostered. I knew my day was coming. Being the most interesting man in America, these things come with the territory.
I understand how someone would wanna portray themselves as me and want to live the *****in outstanding life I live.
Whomever you are, if you continue to listen to my teachings, then you may be able to step out of my shadow and live a greater life than mine and have your own name to stand behind
@ MIJDC
@TRS
**thinking about you…**
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*side eye*
HMM…in what way?
@ Vee
Why is it that the more ‘unattractive’ people are always the FIRST to put their sh– on blast??
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I woke up with a smile on my face cuz it was Friday.
The more unattractive you are, the more you have to try to get attention. If no one is checking for you, then you have to make them check for you. How else was he going to get someone to look at it. lol
@ The Artist Formerly Known As Vee
Not to butt in, but that happened to me too. I got accepted to a pretty good college and couldn’t get jack from financial aid due to the same reason. My parents owned their own house at the time. There was an implication that financial aid wanted them to take out a second mortgage on the house. My parents – God bless ‘em – they rolled their eyes and went, “Sheeeeeeet…”
@LADY A
“my parents do file seperately and both of their incomes were too much…we been there and tried that…”
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Damn, they not lyin on their taxes? How many siblings you got?
I guess it’s too late now but ***** that, they was goin have to CATCH us mayne.
@ Everyone
I am over here crying!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Lady A has seen the house. Ok I needed to clean-up. But the house ain’t a shack and this girl would have only paid $50 while I am paying the $1500 mortgage.
@JB
Let me split your cakes baby?
JP, mih did love a Patra back inna dih dyeah. Lawd-ah-m*****y! Mih tink she wudda l*****’ langa. She an’ Shabba boat disappear.
@
AWWWWWWWWW
Patra was here December. She performed at “Sting 09″
She shaved all her hair off, and wore a latex body suit. Looked kinda flashback, but it wasn’t terrible.
She sang “pull up to my bumper baby”
That was a little awkward. Sting is for strictly hardcore dancehall fans. People were asking “a who dat?”
@Bg
Glad I keep you smiling Sir. That makes me smile.
@Awesome-I suppose that’s true, but some things should NOT be shared. At least not with me.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL-u aint NEVA lied.
Oh–and did I say I’m an ONLY child?! They read my application and were like what? Oh this lil black gal’s momma can buy her a MATCHING pair of shoes?” And I got the big “NO” stamp on my app. But what had me heated were the pages and pages and pages of “not eligible” they sent me. I got it the 1st time!!!
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*My Day May be Over*
Though not maliciously, I’ve been impostered. I knew my day was coming. Being the most interesting man in America, these things come with the territory.
I understand how someone would wanna portray themselves as me and want to live the *****in outstanding life I live.
Whomever you are, if you continue to listen to my teachings, then you may be able to step out of my shadow and live a greater life than mine and have your own name to stand behind
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Lol…
That’s cute
Hey JB, TRS, Lady A, L, Vee and all the other lovely ladies of Bossip.
What up to all the fellas.
I’m spreading out the love today, it’s Friday.
Man I just dont care™
Damn, they not lyin on their taxes? How many siblings you got?
I guess it’s too late now but ***** that, they was goin have to CATCH us mayne.
i donno if they lie on their taxes…lmao…but yeh it’s too late now…I have 2 lil siblings
JB, did you see what I posted about the chick who had section 8 AND a brand new Explorer? It wouldn’t surprise me if your one was able to get a house by the lake. Section 8 people know how to work the system. And they have no guilt about it. Beleee dat.
@ Man, Lady A, Vee
Financial Aid? So you know the VA pays for everything. I pay nothing for school, plus get money every month. But I still aplly for financial aid. So one of the guys at the VA said don’t claim your disability on anything. You don’t have to report it to anyone. Word? Why did he tell me that. Last year, my son only got $2000 total each semester and then only got back like $300 after everything. Well this year. I only made $28,000 (what I paid taxes on) and now he is eligible for grants. I actually made like $98,000 last year. Thank God for tax-free disability
hey awesome
@Awesome-O-3000
Sup pimp!
Awesome-O-3000
Hey JB, TRS, Lady A, L, Vee and all the other lovely ladies of Bossip.
What up to all the fellas.
I’m spreading out the love today, it’s Friday.
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I feel so left out
. I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
@ Vee
I feel you on that. I have seen some Terrendous (Half terrible half horrendous) stuff in my day that I did not sign up for.
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
I know of white kids who are from privileged families WITH trust funds and STILL get financial aid. I need to get on top of that hustle. WTF???
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW EVERYBODY YOUR LITTLE BROTHER FLASHING HIS “CASH” I DIDNT WANT TO CREATE HIS CHARACTER YET BUT I HAVE A LAUNDRY LIST OF PHOTOS SAVED.
HOW ABOUT THE FAT ***** PHOTO OF YOU LOOKING LIKE A SWAMP RAT CHOKING ON A ***** SANDWHICH AKA YOU ICE CREAM PHOTO! LMTBPAO
@ Man, Lady A and Vee
I decided to do like the VA said and not claim my disability. Needless to say it work and now my son and I will both be getting grants.
@Aww
Bossip is messin up wit ma posts. *sigh*
You would love Patra, she was the deal back then. There are a few new girls running it now. Pimpin is in love with this chic named Stacious. Real stacked.
Shabba still has a couple songs. Him still try to get it in.
@Vee
LOL. I just had a visual. A guy did that to me too. But I stayed. I asked him what the hell that was, and did he have a crank in that back that i could turn and let out some more?
He put it away after that.
Rude!
@LADY A
“i donno if they lie on their taxes…lmao…but yeh it’s too late now…I have 2 lil siblings”
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WHAT????? AND you one of 3 CHILDREN???
A good lie beats a bad truth any day mayne.
Why will bossip let me cuss, and let someone post racial ***** but not let me say a few nice words?
Morning Pimpin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your *****ertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the *****. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some *****. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Yeah I saw it. And as far as the picture, I was playing the mom role last night and forgot. But I wills till get it for you.
@JBCougarlicious,
Why would you like her? She is on You tube talking about how she wants a thug and how she is so attracted to thugs. You know what that means? Another black man has an incentive to be a not bit loser thug because some black ***** thinks its cute.
Now she is Lil Waynes baby mamma. What does that prove? No matter how famous, rich, attractive a black female is, she is still a trife ***** who, like Marquis de Sade would say, has a sweet tooth for thug *****.
Pathetic.
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well u dont sound like your getting any *****. Id take the other option…..
@ Poetry is Me
I feel so left out
. I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*
Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!
@ Awesome-u ain’t neva lied: I think this dude gave me Pink Eye once: cuz what he revealed to me damaged my eyes on the INSIDE!
Swore he was sexy with his short *****: the hair pattern that ran from his chest down to his groin was shaped like an angry smiley face–I won’t even TELL u the rest. SMH…
@JB
Break me some of that bread and I will pay you back however you like.
Jamaican Princess, Bossip ah censor yuh patois? Dem nuh like Jamaicans, yuh nuh. Dem prejudice ra’as dem.
wow someone is really angry with me….sad news
@AWWWW
“JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the *****. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some *****. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.”
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That ain’t “defrauding” in that situation tho dawg. She don’t have to claim disability because it’s not “earned” but viewed as “compensation.”
*Huddle up*
Looks like everyone is here! Bondage, DP, Golden showers, glory holes, BJ’s, Handjobs, 3somes….
S&M on 1!
@Lady Star,
You need to put it down at the gym ok. For atleast 5 days out of the week for about 60 minutes a day with a low calorie diet for about 5 months.
****
now u know u aint seen the inside of a gym for years….which explains ur hostility, u have no release…
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
JB, don’t ever take advice from people who tell you to defraud the government. I’ve been around a while and I know that mess can come back and bite you in the *****. Don’t ever get audited and you’re in the wrong for some *****. I’ve seen people’s savings account, checking accounts get frozen AND their wages garnished. That ain’t NO joke.
The man at the VA office told me that. There is no 1099 that is sent out. But I know what you are saying. Either way, they pay for school for me from tuition, books, fees, gas, food, you name it. And come next year, they will start paying for my kids to go for free.
20 years inthe Navy being brokedown will get you the good life. So I might need a hovaround in about 20 years, but they will pay for the van to tote it around
i hope this person can stop themselves from slitting their wrists over me…life is more than that.
@JP
When it comes to you I look at you as A fi mi gyal dat! After the the knowledge you kicked yesterday, I give props!
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
I was laughing so hard, I rattled my whole body. I don’t know why ‘pink eye’ is so funny to me.
W*****up everybody
I think Lauren London will be an excellent mother, hopefully lil weezy join her and raise the baby.
Swore he was sexy with his short *****
THere is a midget stripper in the show
lol, what’s up with this in-depth, investigative report? just say she went to smooch. case closed.
@AWWW
Seems like it!
Dem backside! Dem need fi teck weh dem self!
dat mi seh!
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–yep, amazing how ‘they’ get ALL the perks, and call US freeloaders. Such bullsh–!
LOl @ JB!
@Poetry-Girl we have to be *****ertive with these bossip dudes, ok? It’s just like being with your man: you have to get ‘em behind closed doors and handle BIZNESS! J/k, j/k-most of the bossip dudes are nice-but they can be nasty too.
Speakin’ of which–a chick’s back from the ATM.
It’s payday.
Who’s strippin’ next??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Gotdamn, JB, you put in twenty years in the Navy!?! I couldn’t take it long enough to get through boot camp. 8 weeks was enough! I can’t have people telling me what to do. Much less, ALL THE TIME. I learned that much about myself. But, God Bless ya. ***** a Great Lakes.
I want to bust up in something this weekend.
Awesome-O-3000
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your *****ertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
Poetry is me, whats good witchu lady?
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Hey, Sweetheart. Nothing much going on with me but work. What’s good with you?
Sitting at the job pickin a lil cotton as we speak, can’t complain all the same though, what you got on your plate?
To be honest, I came down with walking pneumonia and they were talking some ***** about I was gonna be ‘OSMOED’ until I recovered. Yeah, yah mama. I’m out.
@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!
Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(
Why everybody being mean to mama baby when I am only here to look out for my suga?
@ Vee
Haha, angry smiley face.
But on a serious note. Studies proved that when scanning a room, people will look almost twice as long at people that are attractive than people that aren’t regardless of whether they are the same gender or not. People see threat from their same gender and possible mates from the opposite. Unless you’re Spectacular, then it’s the other way around.
I found a hot place, you should try it …Millionaire chats.com…a great place for successful man to meet young and beautiful woman..I got many sincere friends including so celebs there,Awesome!! and i want to share with you.
lauren london is a fox.
Who’s strippin’ next??? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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♫♫ Cash Rules Everything Around Me
C.R.E.A.M
Get the Money!!!
Dolla Dolla Bills Ya’ll!!!!!♫♫
Who is up? I got a fist full of bills and I am ready to give those who step up their due reward!!!!!!!
@ jp & jb….you ladies going to give some tutorials today?
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@ Poetry is Me
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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*waves furiously*
Hey girl!!!! A talented woman such as yourself deserves a warm welcome…I have been peeping your posts and you certainly have a way with words!!!
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Oh, well, thnx, girl. I feel so special. How are you today?
Jamaican Princess, yuh tess out dih new highway yet? Ah how it guh? It good? Mih wa’ah tek dat frah Kingston tuh St. Elizabet’ (St. Best) dih nex’ time mih come deh. L***** time mih guh, dem hole up mih family pon Flat Bridge an’ tek weh wih munny. Yuh believe dem ra’as dem?
I have nice round (@)(@)’s if anyone wants to suck em!
lauren london is a fox
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Agreed and seems very down to earth, just my type….she can use a little more hips and *****
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–touche, that sight rattled my eyes
And he was SO proud (rollin’ my eyes).
@JB-that midget stripper ***** is NOT cute, lol. When he comes out I’m going to the Ladies Room-short *****’s LOVE me.
hey sexy snoop
@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?
*dusting off my Dic*****o outfit*
@ Snoop
What do you want to know about?
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Hey Snoop-u almost made me go broke at the (cyber) strip club yesterday…:-(
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you betta quit tricking girl….lol betta do like i use to do, through them fresh counterfeit 1’s….lol
@JB-that midget stripper ***** is NOT cute, lol. When he comes out I’m going to the Ladies Room-short *****’s LOVE me.
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He looks crazy. GOt piercings and tats and will put a silver bullet and a ***** down your pants
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Awesome-O-3000
@ PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
I feel so left out . I know I’m the new chick in town and all, but I demand to be recognized…lol
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My bad. I like your *****ertiveness. * Kisses Poetry on the cheek and apologizes *
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Yes, that’s more like it…lol. How are you doing?
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It’s Friday so I can’t complain. I have absolutely nothing that I have to do this weeked, so I’m kinda in a rush to do nothing. It’s great.
Jamaican Princess
@Pimpin
Thanks boo. I know a likkle som’n som’n. Plus I love to learn so I’m all ears when anybody els drops some knowledge.
I see you spittin patois too.
Nice!
So Special, So Special
Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE!!!
Lady Star, why do you have Sister Josephine Dunkley from my church in your avatar?
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
I’ll put it out there. I was told by my therapist not to work cause I was in a deep state of depression after I had my son. I was then told to start welfare. After about 8 months my therapist gave me the go head to start working. MD has a ready to work program that was started by Socual Service. They gave you cl*****es and helped you find jobs and they gave you internships through out the county and I’m now employed with my Bachelors in fine arts. But in the ready to work program there was ALOT of females who didn’t give a d@mn and it really *****ed me off. And I wish the system would change to WEED out the BAD seeds. Some of these woman came to the cl*****es high and fell asleep. If the system change it would be a lot less of this BS going around and women and men would have to get up off their a$$es!
What do you want to know about?
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I know about that bomb 98.6, i want to hear some new creative *****
@ lovely lady a…..hey ma, what’s goody on your end
PSYCHO I WILL NOT ADDRESS YOU BY NAME BUT YOU CERTAINLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I PLAYED WITH YOU NICELY YESTERDAY BUT TODAY WILL NOT TURN OUT THE WAY YOU LIKE IT IF YOU KEEP PLAYING YOUR LITTLE GAMES. I HAVE ALREADY CONTACTED A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WHO WORKS IN FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AND HE *****URED ME WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS A SERIOUS CRIME!
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!
lauren london is finer than kk both fine but ll is au~naturelle.
@Snoop-I beg your pardon, I whipped on my CORPORATE Visa for u soon as u said u were jumpin’ outta the cake. LOL
@JB-”He looks crazy. GOt piercings and tats and will put a silver bullet and a ***** down your pants…”
-not down mine, I’ll kick his lil ***** like a bowling ball…
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AWWW
I drive on the highway everyday. I live in Portmore. But yea, I have used the Old Harbour leg too, which is where you would drive. You woulda haffi pay toll bout 2 time for 45 minutes of road lol. Dat ridiculous, but true.
I hate dat robbery *****! The idea of somebody tekkin ma tings, upset mi, dem would haffi shoot me!
Sorry to hear dat tho. Last month murders went down, but robbery went up by 124%. Dat mek sense?!My house got robbed few weeks back. I was so *****ed. We were all inside, asleep. Those fools came in and took ma handbag, laptop, phone, and money. I’m glad i wasn’t awake.I would probably fight back. Which would not be good
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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Lol, whaddup pimp, i did that ***** before, a ***** waslightweight embarr*****ed. smh
@ oh solovely
I’m not trippin’ on your game. As long as you’re improving yourself, I can get with that. My qualm is against people who just gave up. It’s not like they don’t have the aptitude. Because some crafty ***** I’ve seen people pull – it takes some brains.
awwwwwwshadododp
That is all me baby. I am sorry though I am married.
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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You know what…it may be to let for that advice. I think I just sent one of my Bossip comments to one of my clients…Yikes!!!
qhorsey, your face is a criminal offense get lost trick.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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Lol, whaddup pimp, i did that ***** before, a ***** waslightweight embarr*****ed. smh
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
@Snoop-I beg your pardon, I whipped on my CORPORATE Visa for u soon as u said u were jumpin’ outta the cake. LOL
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Dam i must have missed that….lol….oh it’scool to trick on me, i’m talking about them other *****s…lol
bossip you morons, kim doesn’t own smooch, her mom and kourtney own smooch, second of all, the kardashians do everything for publicity, im sure they told lauren to shop at smooch and to make sure lily tweets about it so your dumb*****es can post it on your blog ! lauren and khloe kardashian are good friends. i lost all respect for lauren, what a dumb***** getting knocked up while unwed and by lil wayne of all men ??? yuck !
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of Kentucky Derby Booties INC.)
PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Pimpin…
Well, I don’t have anything on my plate because I’m not eating right now…lol. Seriously, I’m doing some hell of a multitasking…answering phones, making calls, bossiping, checking e-mails. Damn, I think I’m sweating…lol
Damn careful you don’t send a wrong comment somewhere, I have done it…lol
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You know what…it may be to let for that advice. I think I just sent one of my Bossip comments to one of my clients…Yikes!!!
Yeah see, you gotta slow down, pause for the cause girl, that multitasking leaves ***** half done!
How are you Z?
why do you come on a gossip thread and tell your whole life story, no wonder plies put you put there.
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE I TAKE SERIOUS ACTION!
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take action, take action!
snoop cye
Jamaican Princess, mih sorry fih ‘ear bout dat. Mih notice how all dih house dih have enclosed gate pon dih varendah and bars pon dih window dem – every weh. (How dem deh poor peeple have suh much satellite dish. Ah weh dem get dem from?) Ah true seh yuh cyan put ah house widdout drug lawd dem come sih yuh fih dem cut? Ah troo dat? An’ ya’ah talk ’bout yuh did have tuh pay 2 times pon Flat Bridge. We musseh pay ’bout 5 TIMES – serious ting. Work man weh did ah lay dung tar come demand money from wih. What a bam bam.
My supervisor is letting us go to lunch early today. He is treating us to the Shoney’s buffet so I will see you all in about 4 hours! Deuces
qhorsey, if you leave that will be action enough or put up somebody else picture not yours.
PRPPLE, just call me TADOW
Morning Top Model!
@
Snoop
hey sweetie, what you want to learn today? lol
I’m kinda in a learning mood myself
*sharpens pencil and takes out notepad*
I’m waiting on JB to drop some science.
LMAO @ purp egging them on
*Typo – put UP ah house widdout drug lawd come sih yuh fih ah payout, mih did mean.
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
I dont see my girl z, what is this somebody saying z is qhorsey.
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Lady Star – see, that’s what I’m talking ’bout. You and them 4 hour lunches.
@ Vee…
I don’t know how I missed your comment. This multitasking is getting the best of me…lol
Yeah, where are the strippers? I made sure to get my dollars together. I’m ready. Bring ‘em out!!!
JB, now see that’s that Navy thinking getting in the way of logical thought processing.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Killafornia Love as always pimp, yo style “is look what the wind blew in”! Whats crackin in cali pimp?
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I’m really good fam, trying to turn jackson’s into franklins, franklins into grover clevelands
Thats the science pimp!
@ lady a…..YHM
I got a freaky friday question – Why is oral sex such a big deal for men/women?
I secretly have an issue with women demanding that I do that. That *****’s nasty.
@AWWW
You got robbed bad boo. JA is such a nice place, I just wish thes *****es would keep dem ***** quiet and stop makin it bad for us?
You ever lived here?
You have to have grills and gates and all that jazz to live in peace. Although, it does depend on where you live.
On the satellite dish issue… listen JA defies every law of ecomonics. Third world country, yes, poor country,, yes, benzes, audies, and jags, yes!
People can afford ***** here. And we love nice things, so we’ll hustle till we die to get it. Who nuh have dish, have cable wid hundreds of channels. My yute, wi nuh miss a beat! If a egg, wi inna di red, and if a jacket wi inna di pocket. Wi have everything!
I got a freaky friday question – Why is oral sex such a big deal for men/women?
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Well for me, i take pleasure in seeing a woman trying to please “ME”..and it is mandatory.
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a ***** full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
@JB-I doubt it. Just knowing that they’re still family somehow makes it seem creepy.
@Speakintruth-I think people just like knowing that someone wants so much to please them that they will put their mouth–tongue and all, on their most private and intimate parts. Now watch the dudes give the trashy, blunt version. LOL
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a ***** full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
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i’ll be sleep by then…..lmao!!!!
Freaky Friday Question:
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I know people are way smarter than they give them selves credit for and I feel bad their kids because they grow and act worst than their parents. I was always *****ed everytime I went to those cl*****es and saw those girls given up. One woman came in there saying she just wanted to comply to keep getting food stamps but she didn’t want to work. God had his hands on my mouth and my hands that day. People work to D@MN HARD for people to just get over. UGH IT TEARS MY NERVES UP!
@JB
“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”
No, there is still a bloodline. He is family!! Period! End of story!
Morning Folks!
Lauren London looks amazing and she will probably be a great mom. I don’t mind her choice in picking Weezy at least the baby will be PAID..
snoop yhm
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Brooke (cyber-hug)!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
-the same goes for dudes: why would I want to kiss u when u got glazed donut/***** face?
GTFOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jamaican Princess, I saw all of that when I was there on vacation. Plus, I have a sister who taught at Constant Spring for years and years so I know how the kids have changed since I was coming up. I lived in St. Elizabeth and we never got robbed. If you had a nice house, I think people just *****umed you kept protection. And that was usually the case so they never messed with you. Once you leave for a long time and come back, I don’t know what it is, but they can spot a ‘foreigner’ from a mile away.
@AWW
extortion is big business here. One of the phone companies had a work site to put up a tower, it was in one of those rough neighborhoods. So bad man gi dem a link and seh dem need fi get paid protection money. So the phone people dem come back the next day, with their own security wid guns.
Di bad man dem come back di next day,wid bigger guns an run weh di security dem. and tell di phone people dem seh, don’t bring back no more security, ‘it upset wi’. Mi laugh till mi nearly dead. lol
What are ya’ll taling about up in here:?
@ BG
@ TRS
What is this skrippin deal all about?
*dusting off my Dic*****o outfit*
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U have to perform a dance in order to earn dollas from the ladies…..That Dic*****o outfit should work nicely!
talking*
Ok so bossip keeps blocking like crazy
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
See, that’s the fun part. When you get to reciprocate and make sure she gets a mouthful of ALL of her own juices. Heh-heh-heh.
@JB
“If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?”
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Been there, done that….. saw her at a relatives funeral and couldn’t resist.
I know… I know….
LOL.
(Cyber hugging Vee back) Hey mama!! I see yall got reaky Friday all set up. To bad I cant stay to enjoy it.
I have a friend who mashed his half-sister but that *****’s on a completely different level.
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
@ Bossip Ladies and Gents: let’s take it up a notch: What’s a Freaky-Friday question or topic y’all want to discuss/ask?
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Only through marriage and its gotta be like some new ***** to the family, never if we grew up together, and never if we blood!
What’s poppin,’ Brooke!
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Isn’t she coming up from giving you 98.6?
I GUESS SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE SLOW LEARNERS BUT I HOPE YOU DONT HAVE A JOB BECAUSE YOU WILL BE LOSING IT!
Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family
Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!
@ Pimpin
Not too much I haven’t tried. Maybe a complete stranger. Oh like my stripper!!!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I secretly have an issue with women demanding that I do that. That *****’s nasty.
Better question is why do women feel compelled to kiss a ***** full on the lips – with tongue – after they’ve come back up???
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Exactly. You and I both…and you nailed it on the other question.
@ Jamaican Princess
Mih hear news like dat some time. Mih try an’ get mih ‘an dem pon eedah dih ‘Gleaner’ or dih ‘Star’ every now and den. Mih sistah dida tell mih ’bout wah roadside shop innah Kingston dat did ah sell people dawg meat innah soup not too long ago. Yuh evah hear ’bout any ting like dat before?
@AWW
Constant Spring… nice
I use to do broadacasts from there for back to school when I use to be on radio.
I know kids not the same. I have one. She is 7 going on 70. lol
St. Bess is nice though. Never really spent time there though, mainly drive through to go to Mobay etc.
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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naw, just knowing their in my family would fu@k me up mentally.
@ Pimpin
CYE.
Did anybody see “So you think you can dance” last night..where the brother and sister were dancing together. I bet all the money in my pocket they were smashing each other…they were a little to close if you ask me.
I KNOW YOU WORSHIP ME BUT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO JEOPARDIZE YOUR FREEDOM FOR THE SIMPLE PLEASURE OF IMPERSONATING ME ON BOSSIP! OH WELL, TOO LATE NOW!!
@ Pimpin
something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Oh noooooooooooooooooo–not family
Half-Sis? He’s going to hell on the express-wearin kerosene drawers. And so is she! Dayumn that’s gross!
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LOL!!! Their parents were neglectful and left them alone together all the time as kids. So they got the hots for each other. Plus, whaddya want – It’s California.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to ***** a asian *****!
With this question…If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
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What are the stipulations of this? Do I know that this guy is my cousin? Because if I know him then no, I’m not feelin’ sleeping with him. I have however heard of peole who slept with a relative, but they did find out to later on that they were relatives. As a matter of fact, this happened to a brother and sister who had been adopted. This is why family reunions are important…lol
everyone go to mockrockstar.ning.com and watch the video of this qblondie chick. she is a sad soul
*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho
If you had a distant cousin(5th, 6th) would you do them if they were fine?
Hell to the no!!!
But we all have thought about it..don’t front. We all have some fine ***** cousins I can’t even lie about that. But fam is fam…its just not cool at all.
@ Jamaican Princess
My sister, as a teacher, never spared the rod because she was so frustrated with how ‘dunce’ her kids were. But as they got into their teen-age years, she became nervous and leery of them, because they turned into ‘bad-*****es’ and they knew where she lived. When I was coming up in St. Elizabeth, we didn’t know anything about any ‘drive-by’s.’
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
What’s poppin,’ Brooke!
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Hey awwww!!!!! how da hell r ya?
@AWWW
dog meat… no
horse meat yup… They also have wholesales, that claim they sellin the original ‘pum pum tightener”
lol mi belly.
The Gleaner is online babe, so you can catch up everyday if you want.
On your freaky friday issue
Why wi can’t kiss yuh afterwards? A wah? nuh your som’n?
An no woman should demand cunnilingus. I never had to. Men beg to do it. So I can’t relate. lol
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to ***** a asian *****!
Pimp you in Cali and have not accomplished this why?
Oh my.
Oh my-had to say it 2x’s.
Freaky Friday’s gettin a lil TOO freaky for me-incestuous even.
@BG
“*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho”
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LOOOOOOL.
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
Be afraid, be very afraid
Master Blaster
everyone go to mockrockstar.ning.com and watch the video of this qblondie chick. she is a sad soul
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Speaking of MRS, you guys, I just added a pic of my son with actor Taimak, the main character who played Bruce Leroy in the Last Dragon. He came threw VA this past week. Gosh he still a hunk.
@ Man, I Just Don’t Care.
Damn, damn, damn. How do you rectify that situation?
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
@ Pimpin
something I haven’t tried is a complete stranger. Maybe me and my stripper can fullfill this.
Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
*CONFESSION*
Back in H.S. I was railing one of my cousins out on the regular. Till she called the house one day and mama saw here mama’s name on the ID.
Mom’s was like “Oh thats your cousin”
Me on the other hand was distraught!!!
p.s. Nailed it one more time after the discovery tho
completely turned off by this
@Awww
dem pickney yah nowadays nuh easy at all. People ask me why I send my baby to prep school, but i dont want her exposed to the ills of primary school.
So i will pay that 50 thousand per term. It is worth it.
Oh yeah, you want some of that dirty d huh? LOL
Well if you become my favorite stripper than it can be both me and you.
@ Real people
I can’t see gravies at work, so please anyone that knows me, let me know if someone is using a Pimp’s likeness to spread useless bull***** about ya boy
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Oh my.
Oh my-had to say it 2x’s.
Freaky Friday’s gettin a lil TOO freaky for me-incestuous even
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Like forreal. My virgin ears and eyes can’t take this type of convo LMAO
@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??
Bossip still making crap up eh? LAUREN LONDON IS NOT PREGNANT. SHE’S NOT WITH WEEZY. SHE’S NOT WITH PREGNANT WITH WEEZY’S CHILD.
Lady A
I didnt know….sheesh!! She was on mom’s side, don’t really kick it with that side too much. Plus it was a distant cuz
Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-where/how in the hell did you find Taimek??
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Well being that my mom was sorta a celebrity back in the 80’s she knows alot of people, and he came to VA to see her and speak to the kids at the school where she teaches.
@ Lady A
completely turned off by this
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Ditto…….
TWIN: I got something to tell you!!!!!!!!!
CYE later.
@Awww
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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I dont think its wrong. My God brother is my ex. Still loves me to this day. We found out that we weren’t cousins when we were 10. Didn’t sleep wit him though. not back then anyways.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
LAUREN DID NOT EVEN MAKE A TWEET ABOUT THIS. I HAVE HER PERSONAL TWEET BECAUSE I KNOW HER AND SHE NEVER TWEETED THIS. I HOPE BOSSIP GETS SUED.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I’m doing alright. Where have you been? You only log on on your happy days – Fridays?
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Noo. I only log on when I have time. I just got back from Cancun on Tuesday so It took a few days for me to sober up and check my emails, you know the usually. I’m still *****ing out Tequila u know, lol
The man in this photo will ***** anything that is *****able. He admitted to doing so after “finding out” it was his cousin now he is attempting to practice damage control.
@Brooke-well that’s nice. I was watching an Everybody Hates Chris rerun & Stoney Jackson was on there-I could not believe it! So seeing Taimek would shock me too
Ok, so y’all think of a new question…no more of this kissin’/nailin’ cousins talk. Whoaa
Off to a conf call…
ok im going to mock to check this trick, who ever is impersonating this broad please stand up.
@POETRY
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW”
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“Ummmm… yeah….why you get the fire started I’m going to be right back…”
**putting clothes back on and running out the door**
I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
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This is not a fantasy….It’s a Stunt!!
Snappa Knievel!!!!!!!!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Okay, Speaking the truth, what if it was someone you grew up with and whose family was so close to your family that you came up as ‘cousins’? Though you weren’t really blood-related. I’ve done that. You think that’s wrong?
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Nah..no blood-line there…I grew up with guy like that…he is getting married in Nov too…I was his first. He was mine. I knew him since we were like 6 yrs old. Our parents grew up with one another.
I wouldn’t mind getting a piece of that before he got married (now that I think about it) but I respect his relationship and our friendship.
Anything by marriage realistically – like a boy falling in love with is step sister. What are you going to do? You can’t help falling in love with your step sister right. Its no different from meeting a girl or guy on the street.
For instance…say you were dating a girl and you guys are serious for like a year..thats wifey..and your dad (if single) meets her moms and they get married what are you going to do? Dead the relationship because of the marriage? Some would like to argue that you meet your girlfriend first. But what if you dad met her moms first and then you guys dated and fell in love? In my eyes…its no different.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I want to ***** a asian *****!
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Why?…so you can get the hook-up on some shrimp fried rice…lol
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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Outside, Pouring Rain… in an obscure area!!!
Sexual fantasy
Sex with Snoop while BG and Pimpin are watching
master blaster are you plies.
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-well that’s nice. I was watching an Everybody Hates Chris rerun & Stoney Jackson was on there-I could not believe it! So seeing Taimek would shock me too
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LOL. I wasnt shocked. Celebs do not shock me anymore. Living in NY and going to Miami and Vegas as much as I do u run ito them all the time. I think I will only be shocked if I saw Michael Jackson or Al Pachino aka Tony Montana
sexyq, im taking my wedding gift back to the store.
ok twin…
bg…but after u found out…smh
@ MIJDC
*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
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U late son!!!! You need to jump on that…STAT!
@TRS
Thats a good one.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
Been there done that while out to sea and in port
Man I just dont care™
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
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Man, I am shocked that u have not committed such an act before. I am a prude
and I even done that before. LOL
@ Snoop Bloggy Blog
‘I want to ***** an Asian *****.’
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*****, you too!
Man I just dont care™
@POETRY
“Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW”
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“Ummmm… yeah….why you get the fire started I’m going to be right back…”
**putting clothes back on and running out the door**
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LMAO!!!
I have *****ed at the job and I’m proud. That ***** was GOOD!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
have sex in an elevator
The man in this photo will ***** anything that is *****able. He admitted to doing so after “finding out” it was his cousin now he is attempting to practice damage control.
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Practice deez nuts! Practice on getting a life! Practice on being yourself! I’m in my lane, so stay in yours!
Your like the person in high school, that stole pics of fly people and would front like you was getting it with that person, but he/she moved to Alaska so we cant meet em!
Really is this what your life has become?
sweet n sour sauce
sexyq, im taking my wedding gift back to the store.
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LOL. Damn I am late. People done got married and shyt? lol
I want to have sex with my Auntie. She a banger for her age.
@TRS
“@ MIJDC
*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
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U late son!!!! You need to jump on that…STAT!”
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I BEEN TRYING BUT MUHFUGGAS BE GETTIN ALL “SCARED” AND *****….
…..”YOU CAN GET ANOTHA JOB *****!”
Sexual fantasy
Sex with Snoop while BG and Pimpin are watching
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NEGATIVE!!!
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
have sex in an elevator
Done that too
It was after hours and my girl was working overtime. I stayed with her until she was about to head out, then I started with the hugging and exploring. I was surprised when her reaction was, “O, baby, you shoulda said something before…” And we just took it from there. Of course, I kept one eye open for security or cameras.
Whats something sexual you have not done that you want to do?
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There is nothing that i can think of that I wanted to do, that I haven’t done yet, and by the time I’m married and ready again to have sex, Immo be too damn old anyways for all that adventure.
Anything i could think of, been there, done that.
I’ll sit this one out.
Pimp you in Cali and have not accomplished this why?
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I never had the desire until recently
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
I don’t know… I’m a bit eccentric so I have wild fantasies. I have always wanted to have sex with a big ring of fire then have the sprinklers just come pouring down everywhere so that I can get wetter….WOW
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This is not a fantasy….It’s a Stunt!!
Snappa Knievel!!!!!!!!
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I know, stuntin on them hoes…lol
Okay, I admit that fantasy is a bit bizarre. Well since y’all now feelin’ my ring of fire. I want to have sex in the movie theater. Wait a minute…I’ve already done that…lol Well, so much for trying something new.
Why would anyone have unprotected sex with lil Wayne. Forget unprotected I wouldn’t get down if there was a condom involved.
PRPPLE, just call me TADOW
Morning Top Model!
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heeeyyyy Pimpin..TGIF my nigg!
I meant to say y’all “not” feelin’ my ring of fire.
These damn typos are off the chain.
*****IN AT THE JOB!!!!
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done that…check
DAYUM!!!!
Has EVERYBODY *****ed at the job BUT me????? AWWW….HELL NAW!!
Ima brb!!
**goin cheezin up in these girls faces**
@ Speaking the Truth
Thanks Ma!!!
@ MIJDC
You need to wait until the bosses go on vacation or are otherwise MIA…the Bosses office = best location!!!
Ok….I have got that out now….Carry on!
BG (The Man in this Photo *****s his Family)
I want to have sex with my Auntie. She a banger for her age.
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…lol
man…
no i ahevnt yet either…its okay
I don’t know, Man, I Don’t Care. I did my surrogate cousin once and I felt weird about it afterward. Plus many years had p*****ed before we had seen each other and done it. I don’t know. I don’t think I’d do it again though.
typo…haven’t
(((Whatz going on in here?)))
@ TRS
If I was your boss and found out you and Desmond “21″ Hatchett was on my desk knockin boots I would go the ***** off.
That ***** sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
Correction. My last statement was for ‘Speaking The Truth.’
Why?…so you can get the hook-up on some shrimp fried rice…lol
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LMAO!!!! for some of that sucky sucky long time
TIME FOR LUNCH BREAK!
@MIJDC
tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk
You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
*sigh*
What a good thing I have changed
@ Poetry
Don’t feed into that bs. I’d never do something like that
That ***** sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
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lmao! you a fool
I love her she is so pretty but you doing Weezy F. raw dog? Now thats just nasty!
Ugh this ***** is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
LOL @ Poetryisme. ***** said he wants to bang his aunt. I wouldn’t want to be at that Thanksgiving Dinner.
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
JB, to hell with someone handicapped. Would YOU do a midgit?
Ok new question
would you do someone who is handicapped?
(I am getting my blue tag next month)
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
“tsk tsk
At the start of work
Lunch time… lunch becomes Funch!
After hours.
While a coworker is just outside the door.
On the desk
You need to get at it.
I’ve done all that.
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…well looky here… there’s a job opening at my job….
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Ugh this ***** is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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Brooke, you always take ***** too far.
@ JB
NO, however the concept of the positions are interesting!
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Ugh this ***** is wack
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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Brooke, you always take ***** too far.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the same ***** I was thinking dawg!!
@ Awww
Its a honest question. Yall ask the same Freaky Friday questions every week, I’m just tryna bring some uniqueness to the forum. NOW ANSWER!!!!
@BK Stand Up
Primo, I just responded to you in the Emeniem post.!!
Poetryisme, you’ve had sex in a movie theatre??? Don’t tell me that. Some times I get in there late and the ***** is DARK. Boo!
I know a male friend of a friend who ate another dude’s snot for $20. True story.
Yall guys stop being shy. I have to jet in a lil while so answer. I am dying to see the results LMAO
@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies
Brooke, you should take that ***** to the ‘Fifi’ thread. The closet *****s might be in there.
@ Brooke
Hell no and if my boy would entertain the notion, then we are no longer buddies
(I just copied and pasted this because it goes for me as well..)
@MIJDC
You would like that wouldn’t you?
how about on the highway, outside the car or on the balcony of your apt complex?
*sigh*
the memories
@verdine white,..stop it right now stop impersonating my favorite group member from Earth wind and fire even that you look like him.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I know a male friend of a friend who ate another dude’s snot for $20. True story.
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That’s nothing, I did some body shots on my own Blood sister in Cabos 2 years ago. We were paid $300 pesos each. Eww is this incest?
@ BG
NO worries hon….my boss never suspected a thing…the desk isn’t the only option you know??!!!
That ***** sperm can get the desk preggers…SMH
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Haha, the boss come back and there’s two little end tables in the corner. Like “where the hell did these come from”
I’m back
I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
Carry on.
Jamaican Princess, getting down in St. Elizabeth in one of those hour-long downpours, inside your house with the drops pelting the hell out of the zinc. That’s how you make memories right there.
@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!
Ok First of all, all u guys are either lying or stupid. I know yall have dept and bills and kids and family to take care of and you wouldnt kiss your best bud for Half a million dollars just cuz of EGO and PRIDE? U gotta be *****tin me. lol
im out no hershy highway questions for me.
@JAMAICAN PRINCESS
“You would like that wouldn’t you?
how about on the highway, outside the car or on the balcony of your apt complex?
*sigh*
the memories”
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Doing outside all in the public IS fun tho.
That was the ONE good thing about Hurricane Katrina. That power was out and there wasn’t ***** else to do but *****. There was an actual “baby boom” in the Gulf States afterward.
*****, I might have a “Katrina baby” out there somewhere…
@ BG
@ TRS
Yeah those rolling chairs and window seals are nice!
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You are on the right track…..:)
@ AWESOME
LMFAO. End tables lol
I’m gonna stop right now! or else my decision to stay celibate might become a thing of the past.
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Girl let it go.
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? ***** that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
Brooke, that kinda pales to a dude eating another guys boogers for $20. I don’t care how broke Dude No. 1 is!
@AWWW
You neva tell a lie my yute. Trus mi. the sound of rain, the smell of the wet earth, some good lovin?
Yes please!
(after im married)
*sad face*
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA
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Just like the poster said: Baby and Weezy did it for free, it aint hurt their carreers one bit.
Would you do a girl that was deaf?
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
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As long as their good stuff isn’t handicapped…lol. No, I wouldn’t, but my older sister used to date this guy in a wheelchair when I was about 16. I remember getting up one night to go the kitchen and get a snack, and low and behold…I saw the light(my sister having sex with a paraplegic).
End tables. Rolling tables. Me and my girl ‘christened’ some secretary’s credenza.
@ Brooke
You can’t miss what you never had! Now I’ve always had respect for myself, so I cant lose that! I’m gonna be rich one day I know it, but I can guaran-damn-tee it wont be cuz I gave my boy some SUGA
Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? ***** that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
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Thank you my brother, finally a reall Nucca up in here lol.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Poetryisme, you’ve had sex in a movie theatre??? Don’t tell me that. Some times I get in there late and the ***** is DARK. Boo!
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Lol…
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Hey Primo. Que Tal. Yes I was out there with the swine flu. Cancun was wack this year, it rained like 70% of the time. But us chicas turned our hotel suite into a m*****ive party every night. I heard everyone went to Miami this year..
How was Vegas baby?
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Hey, as long as you had fun that’s all that matters. Vegas was f*ckin HOT, lol…
It was my first time out west and I loved it. The people are nice, the weather was gorgeous and the women are sexy as hell, lol…
My wife is going to Miami next month w/ the girls. I heard it’s poppin’ this year.
Oh, and to answer your question; Shiiiiiiiit, I’d make out w/ beetle juice from the Howard Stern Show for half a Milli (Untaxed) lol…
My question is how many times can I do it? What’s the limit? (j/k)
@JB
“Would you do a girl that was deaf?”
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HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “*****es” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
Would you do a girl that was deaf?
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Hell yeah, she’ll be throwing sign language telling me how good the d!ck is…lol
Since y’all talking about handicapped sex, can you tell a man with no legs that he is a stand-up guy?
@JB
Girl let it go.
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girl I can’t. these fools dont know what to do with it anyways. I’m not wreckin my good yaki for some foolishness! lol
Jamaican Princess, I don’t know what it was though but when it rained in St. Bess, the ugliest bullfrogs you did ever see used to come out of nowhere. Hopping all over the lawn, the garden. These suckers were the size of foot***** (American) and their skins were covered with ticks. Nasty. Have you ever seen them?
“Would you do a girl that was deaf?”
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HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “*****es” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
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I just almost spit soda on keyboard readin this.
If you leave in an apartment, is it okay for you to wear house shoes?
HELL YEAH. Be callin her all kinds of “*****es” and “hoes” the whole time. LOL.
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@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
Would any of youdo someone who is handicapped?
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As long as their good stuff isn’t handicapped…lol. No, I wouldn’t, but my older sister used to date this guy in a wheelchair when I was about 16. I remember getting up one night to go the kitchen and get a snack, and low and behold…I saw the light(my sister having sex with a paraplegic).
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Thanx 4 the visual, lol…
Hey PoetryisMe!!!
LOL @ Brooklyn, Stand Up for the ‘Beetlejuice’ reference.
What about Gary, the Retard?
Somebody that’s deaf hmmm
How he gonna hear when I tell him it’s good? lol
Weezy kissed Baby…and look at weezy now…LMAO..
Ok that was low blow…don’t kill me.
Hey, as long as you had fun that’s all that matters. Vegas was f*ckin HOT, lol…
It was my first time out west and I loved it. The people are nice, the weather was gorgeous and the women are sexy as hell, lol…
My wife is going to Miami next month w/ the girls. I heard it’s poppin’ this year.
Oh, and to answer your question; Shiiiiiiiit, I’d make out w/ beetle juice from the Howard Stern Show for half a Milli (Untaxed) lol…
My question is how many times can I do it? What’s the limit? (j/k)
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I’m glad u liked Vegas. I been there like 6 times. I am officially banned from the Mirage out there
long story. I will be in Miami in July for a few parties too.
Oh and thanks for being so honest on the question I asked. Whats a itsy bitsy kiss to a Half a milli. ***** I will make out with the devil himself. (Yes I am shallow) lmao
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Wh*****up!!
Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
You damn right I would. Half a milli? ***** that, wayne and baby kissed for free.
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Thank you my brother, finally a reall Nucca up in here lol.
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I mean lets be honest, somebody got 500k cash in your face, there’s not a lot of stuff you won’t do.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
hey there
FREAKY FRIDAY question for the fellas: Would you kiss your Male Best friend with tounge on youtube for the world to see for half a million ($500,000) dollars?
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W*****up with these frivolous ***** questions brooke? lol
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL @ Brooklyn, Stand Up for the ‘Beetlejuice’ reference.
What about Gary, the Retard?
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Dude, for half a Milli I’ll suck his toes, lol…
@ Awww
Nope never seen that.
I was born an raised in Kingston. Plus I’m deathly afraid of reptiles aand ish like dat. So di miunte I see dem. mi a teck weh miself fastly!lol
Hey LADY A- What’s poppin momma?
This is disgusting. Children come to this site to read and you have people talking about sex & different positions.
@Speaking the truth…™
FRIDAY BABY!!! WOOHOO!!!!
What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.
Do you stop her?
@ marilyn…..do you like facials or no?
Hey Brooklyn!!!
What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…
Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
TGIF….finally!!!
@ Snoop
W*****up with these frivolous ***** questions brooke? lol
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I guess since I am attracted to super METROSEXUAL men, I tend to ask these types of questions. I once had a ***** I was dating tell me, that it is not gay to receive HEAD from another ***** in jail, it is Gay to give head. Hahahahahaha. That ***** tripped me out.
@Awesome
I mean lets be honest, somebody got 500k cash in your face, there’s not a lot of stuff you won’t do.
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I am a business woman, so money$$$ talks and _______ walks. lol
@ Brooklyn….
Hey!!! What’s up with you today?
@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ marilyn…..do you like facials or no?
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LMPRAO!!
Whatz good Snoop? You were right dude, I f*ckin’ LOVED Vegas, lol…
Children are suppose to be in school or on Disney.com not BOSSIP. I wish my son would log on a blog site, he will get his ***** handed to him lol
Jamaican Princess, you’ve got lizards all over Kingston though. I didn’t like them when I was coming up either. At school, this kid dropped a dead one down my shirt back. After dat, ah pay rackstone ah fly.
@ bk stand-up….i’m really good, no complaints, glad to hear you had a ball fam.
Better not bring yo kids!!!!!!!!
@ trs
Hey Brooklyn!!!
What happens in Vegas…Stays in Vegas…
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Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?
Umm Snoop what time is it in the west coast now?
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that ***** BURNS. How do you women take that???
9:41 why?
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ brooke…What you wouldn’t do for 500 grand?
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I wouldn’t commit suicide
Marilyn
This is disgusting. Children come to this site to read and you have people talking about sex & different positions.
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Uummm…why do children come to Bossip again? There a plenty of sexual content on the web. It is the parents duty to monitor their children, not anyone else’s. So it seems to me that parents who allow their children to use the internet without any guidance are disgusting…I’m just sayin’
OKAY. For those of you that don’t know this, Lauren has a 14 month old goddaughter AND her BFF’s momma had a baby a couple of months before that. She oould have been shopping for either one of them.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
9:41 why?
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I am debating if I should call this dude that I met in Cancun over the weekend. He is from Watts California. We exchanged numbers and I have butterflies now.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!, LOL. I should have said ‘High-Pitch Eric.’ That dude has those nails that are discolored, thick, cracking, and half-way raised up off the nail bed. Plus, he reeks like garbage.
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LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
@ poetryisme…..lol…tell her ma!
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that ***** BURNS. How do you women take that???
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***** you must have been jacking off, while sittin Indian style…..
***** that one was too easy
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
That’s a good question, ladies. What about the facials? I had some of my own hit me in the eye before and that ***** BURNS. How do you women take that???
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Hahahahahahha. U r Crazy. That ***** does burn huh? But no facials for me. I wanna stay acne free and I heard the ingrediants in sperm causes pimples
***** you must have been jacking off, while sittin Indian style…..
***** that one was too easy
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that ***** got distance….lmao!!!
Cautiously asking…
What jumped off in here while I was gone?
@ PoetryISME
Uummm…why do children come to Bossip again? There a plenty of sexual content on the web. It is the parents duty to monitor their children, not anyone else’s. So it seems to me that parents who allow their children to use the internet without any guidance are disgusting…I’m just sayin’
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*high five*
I knew you were cool peeps.
@Awww
mi woulda dead!! A lizard got into my room last week. I didn’t sleep the whole night. Cried for half the night. I hate them!! eeeeewwww!!
@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Brooklyn….
Hey!!! What’s up with you today?
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Nothin’ much! Same *****, different day, same smell, lol… Can’t wait to get out of this office and into the gym. I gain a few extra pounds f*ckin’ with Vegas, lol…
@BROOKE
“I once had a ***** I was dating tell me, that it is not gay to receive HEAD from another ***** in jail, it is Gay to give head. Hahahahahaha. That ***** tripped me out.”
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Was you talking to that ***** “Spermtacular?” LOL.
I heard the opposite. I heard it’s good for your complexion. Then again this came from a fat, Italian woman who used to blow a black guy on lunch breaks at vacant floors where I used to work.
I am debating if I should call this dude that I met in Cancun over the weekend. He is from Watts California. We exchanged numbers and I have butterflies now.
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Watts? You *****ing with project *****s brooke?
@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
Brooklyn, Stand up.
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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Ewww OMG. I hate ugly toes, on men and women. how can one not get a pedi and mani every week is beyond me.
jb checked your mail
@ brooklyn
Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K
I am glad that you had a good time!!!
@Speaking the truth…™
@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
TGIF….finally!!!
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Thank God!!
How you doing this Friday afternoon?
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO **********IN DOUBT!!
Lady A
CYE
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I heard the opposite. I heard it’s good for your complexion. Then again this came from a fat, Italian woman who used to blow a black guy on lunch breaks at vacant floors where I used to work.
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OMG. I wont do a facial, but I may swallow if the guy eats lots of protien and have a balanced diet. It makes the semen taste better I guess.
@ Snoopy
Watts? You *****ing with project *****s brooke?
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Project? he said he live in a house? He was a bit hard core and ruff around the edges. He said he is a producer for a L.A rap group the OUTLAWS??? who the ***** are they? never heard of em.
@Man
Was you talking to that ***** “Spermtacular?” LOL.
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Did I mention how much I absolutley HATE u today? lol
Jamaican Princess, I could use some ah dat shrimp dem serve by dih roadside ’round Black River when ya’ah come frah Kingston. Even as a pickney, mih used to love it, yuh sih. It used to be well hot but mih woulda tear it up. Dem deh food weh yuh nyam as a pickney is yuh favorite food throughout your entire life. Believe dat. Curry goat, wid white rice, a fresh cup a manish watah an’ some sorrel – what? Mahn!
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO **********IN DOUBT!!
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NAW…Lakers in 7….not 6.
Sorry.
Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
So, are we gonna close this f*ckin’ series out tonight or what?
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NO **********IN DOUBT!!
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NAW…Lakers in 7….not 6.
Sorry.
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Cavs and Nuggets in 7.
**Lamar Odom and Derek Fisher will be the downfall of Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson**
@ BK Stand Up
TRS
LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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And she aint lying Primo. U r a very confident man to send wifey off to MIAMI the sexiest city in the US with the girls. lol
@ Brooke
OMG. I wont do a facial, but I may swallow if the guy eats lots of protien and have a balanced diet. It makes the semen taste better I guess.
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ALRIGHT, that’s it! No more ’sperm’ talk. This last comment officially turned my stomach.
OK-Freaky Friday has flatlined I take it??
I’m out-BBL
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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To boost your ego..
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Brooklyn, Stand up.
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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Ewww OMG. I hate ugly toes, on men and women. how can one not get a pedi and mani every week is beyond me.
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LOL!!! U need a freakin’ big industrial sanding machine for them *****s, lol…
@ Poetry is Me…
Okay, it’s slowing down in here. What’s going on?
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I guess we haven’t gotten “freaky” enough for Freaky Friday!
Project? he said he live in a house? He was a bit hard core and ruff around the edges. He said he is a producer for a L.A rap group the OUTLAWS??? who the ***** are they? never heard of em.
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oh ok….outlaws were tupac old group
@ Snoop
I cant speak for people with *****es, but if they fake for the same reason I do…It’s to get a ***** the ***** outta my presence
….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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ROFLMAO.
“Ima just ‘act’ like I bust a nut so my hand won’t have hurt feelings.” LOL.
Brooke, you’d date a man who gets a pedicure AND a manicure every week???? That’s some effeminate *****. A dude does that and he needs to p***** in his ‘Testosterone Card.’
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
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♥ I DON’T THINK THE MEN REALLY WANT AN ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION♥
To boost your ego..
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typical! but why, what do you get out a ***** with a big ego. just sayin
@trs
@ brooklyn
Hey TRS
Shhhhhhhh, lol… I will not incriminate myself on a blog, lol…
Nah, I was on my best behavior (Promise)
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LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)
Anything is possible thou
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
Damn Does Coach bg need to call a timeout, or should I let yall play thur it like Phil does
We been on Bossip for months and years for a few of us, and the only person that kept Freaky Friday freaky was the Seen26 (Oh how I miss him) yall *****s and Bishes gotta step ya game up on Fridays. LOL
@ Brooklyn…
You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol
JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
What if you weer at teh club and met a fine, Myamee type body, woman. You get home and you start going at it and she is slowly moving her way to the “monste”. She lightly begins to kiss the head of the moster and lick the sides. She then opens wide and goes down once. You are like rock hard. When she comes back up she stops to take out her teeth (looking like Frankie) because she says they are getting in the way.
Do you stop her?
Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF”.
@ Man
***** I almost fell out my chair!!!
WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
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I’ve fake bust b4 though. Especially if its wack, or I’m drunk and want to go to sleep and it’s wack. Or if the game come on in 2 minutes and it’s wack. I think the common denominator is it being wack.
@ Brooklyn
Gee thanx, that’s just what I needed to hear, lol (j/k)
Anything is possible thou
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Now Now, calm yourself.
I am sure that she wouldn’t do anything that you wouldn’t do!!!!
*coughs unexpectedly*
J/K…. Trust is key!!!
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ BK Stand Up
TRS
LOL I Hear ya Brooklyn….but remember….
What happens in the M.I.A….also stays in the M.I.A…..
J/K I am glad that you had a good time!!!
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And she aint lying Primo. U r a very confident man to send wifey off to MIAMI the sexiest city in the US with the girls. lol
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I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!
I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!
LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
@ ladies….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
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True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and *****… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, you’d date a man who gets a pedicure AND a manicure every week???? That’s some effeminate *****. A dude does that and he needs to p***** in his ‘Testosterone Card.’
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Stop being judgemental boo. I feel if I take care of myself extremely well (hair, nails, feet make up clothes bags shoes plastic surgeries etc) then my man should at least do the same. I hate to see those *****s who want a fly chick but look like who did it and ran. I want my man to be as vain as me or more.
@ Brooklyn, Stand Up
LMPRAO!!! My grandfather has those kind of toe nail, lol… Mad thick! I’d still do it as long as I don’t get disqualified for vomiting, lol..
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That’s nasty, dude. You might get gout of the lips. Or what’s that other foot disease called? They had a green cartoon in a commercial that used to nuzzle himself underneath a foot’s nailbed.
Woke up in the morning brushed my teeth, shower, shave.
Bent shorty over and beat it up like a slave.
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@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
How is life ?
Brooke – plastic surgeries? As in, you had your ***** done?
@PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
@ Brooklyn…
You gained weight? I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Well, so much for that saying…lol
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LMAO!! I brought back a hefty credit card bill and an extra inch or two in the waist area, lol
Nope, i would just turn off the lights and use a little creative visualization in the form of “OOOOH JB, DON’T STOP BABY, YOU DON’T NEED NO TEETH TO NIBBLE ON MY BEEF
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PoetryisMe (…so read between the lines)
True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and *****… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
PRECISELY…YOU GET MY DRIFT
Well, it’s been real y’all. Today is my early day so maybe I’ll catch y’all when I get to the crib. Deuces~
@ Awesome
I’ve fake bust b4 though. Especially if its wack, or I’m drunk and want to go to sleep and it’s wack. Or if the game come on in 2 minutes and it’s wack. I think the common denominator is it being wack.
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Damn I want to respond to this sooooo bad…..but I can not incriminate myself!!! S***!! See You must’ve been wearing something…cause if you raw ***** it if you “faking” it is quite obvious.
OK, that’s enough for one day!
@ BK Stand up
I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking ***** with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?
@ TRS
Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further.
Sorry Whiteboy
Gotz all my teeth. Navy Dental plan made sure of that. Plus can’t suck the white peter. Looks too much like a light on in the dark
sexual chocolate
Woke up in the morning brushed my teeth, shower, shave.
Bent shorty over and beat it up like a slave.
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@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
How is life ?
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Mylife is always Great, how’s urs playa from the himalaya? lol
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke – plastic surgeries? As in, you had your ***** done?
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Among others. I wish I was born with this pointy nose and Gigantic lips lol.
@BROOKLYN STAND UP
“I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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**que “ominous” music**
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Man I just dont care™
….WHY DO YOU FAKE ORGASMS, DON’T THAT DEFEAT THE PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX.
That’s like me jackin off and don’t nut….lol
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ROFLMAO.
“Ima just ‘act’ like I bust a nut so my hand won’t have hurt feelings.” LOL.
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ROFLMPRAO!!!
DONT WANNA HURT FEELINGS…OR SOMETIMES ITS NOT GOOD AND YOU JUST WANT IT TO BE OVER
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True, because when they think it’s good to you, they hurry up and *****… And all the while you’re like, damn, I’m glad that’s over.
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The question is why, if you’re not getting satisfaction what’s the point? Why keep cheating youself. I know if i was *****ing a chick and she couldn’t satisfy me, she (his)tory!
Thanx Man I just dont care™
@ Jamaican Princess
@Awww
Trust mi. when I was preggers, my dad had to drive to Senti for that Shrimp for me. I would eat bags and bags of it!
I love curried goat and white rice (when it cook good)and I do a mean manish water. I cook just about anything anyways. Thats a strength for me.
Yuh know what nice too, roast yam and saltfish and Faith’s Pen need to get some when you come home
youWHAT!
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Lawd, Gad, yuh know dih way tuh muh ‘eart. When I was dere, mih people dem would kill ah goat or ah pig. Mih used tuh run home frah school dih next day fih get mih share ah dih liver dem. Man, dat someting did GOOD! Yuh know anyting ’bout Alligator Pond ah St. Elizabeth. We woulda guh dung deng pon ah weekend an’ get soh lobster when dem just come outta dih sea. Rahtid! Wih guh home an’ set up some big aluminum pon pon ah outside fire an’ cook up a storm. Yuh wan’ sih FEAST. Dem yah lobster innah New England cyan compare. Mih done.
@ TRS
A ***** raw ***** normally doesnt have any issues, its that additional millimeter of protection that be having *****s *****in like robots for hours
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ BK Stand up
I wouldn’t mind if she cheated on me w/ a chick, in fact I encourage it, lol… “Stop me if I lie”
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Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking ***** with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?
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Here we go Prima, lol… U love over doing huh? lol…
JB Cougarlicious
What i heard, you don’t be getting ***** on the regular, so you shouldn’t be so choosy…And since you old, you best get off you high horse and jump on my S.S. MINNOW OF LUV.
Brooklyn, Stand Up, you ever been with an ugly chick you find physically repulsive but she rocks your boat like *****ody else in the bedroom??? What a *****ing quandary. You can’t take her home to your mother – or, hell, out in the sunlight – but you can’t cut her loose.
@ Whiteboy
Your right.
@BROOKE
“Would u be upset iof u came home and she was getting ate out by a bulldagger butch man-looking ***** with a fade and baggy clothes? I am sure u would not wann jump in that mix, would u?”
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Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
@ Awesome
@ TRS
Haha, yeah. Wearing something. That was in my younger days though. I won’t elaborate further
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That’s what I thought….NO need to elaborate further. As a woman, if you have handled your buziness good and proper…there is no WAY that you can miss the signs of your man’s “Au Natural” when you’ve set him off.
Ok, I promise that I am done now.
oops look at my english
Your are right
oops I did it again
You are right.
JB Cougarlicious
You’re right.
(Brooke’s got me looking more closely at her nose.) I didn’t know you had stacks like that.
@ BG
I hear you BG….SMH because I want to respond but I am trying to be all lady like and such. I am sure that you can use your imagination!
@AWWWW
“Brooklyn, Stand Up, you ever been with an ugly chick you find physically repulsive but she rocks your boat like *****ody else in the bedroom??? What a *****ing quandary. You can’t take her home to your mother – or, hell, out in the sunlight – but you can’t cut her loose.
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Gotta jump in on this one…. yup. Had a chick like that. *****ed around for about a year and a half.
She coulda put the *****o business in bankruptcy if we filmed some that *****.
Aiight I’m back in the saddle for good, whats the topic?
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
(Brooke’s got me looking more closely at her nose.) I didn’t know you had stacks like that.
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All surgeries were done bet 2000-2002 when my dad was alive.
@ Man
Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
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Neither I mena Butch-dyke like that ***** from the wire
I hate condoms.
carry on.
*Not my finest moment*
One time I was in mad *****o mode with this chick, and I was like I’m gonna give her a Lex Steele money shot. So I’m working her out from the back and the magic is about to happen, so I ripp off the condom and I’m tryin to make it to her face. I was holdin my ***** tight like a bag of nickles, and I just couldn’t make it. She had pouted her lil lips up and her i am ***** naked and done got the damn floor preggers!
@BROOKE
“Butch = Queen Latifah?
or
Butch = Da Brat?
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Neither I mena Butch-dyke like that ***** from the wire”
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******* gettin soft**
Naw…. not THAT dyke.
LOL @ my primo
Just answr cuzzo. If ya wifey was getting it on with a dyke like that chick from HBO’s the Wire, will u join? or would u still consider that cheating since she is masculine?
WELL SNOOP…I’M A BIT NICER THAN YOU…LOL
So, Man I Just Don’t Care, how did you cut her loose? I mean, it’s hard. What she lacks in appearance, she more than compensates for in the bed. And I know women in here are giving their screens the side eye – but I’m just having an honest discussion. These pseudo-relationships do happen.
Man I just dont care™
I hate condoms.
carry on.
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(Carries head down) Ditto!
done got the damn floor preggers!
Desomond 21 Hatchett look a like
Brooke, ‘Snoop’ (from ‘The Wire’) is too much like a dude. It ain’t gonna work. Hell, for the first two seasons, I thought she WAS a dude.
@BG
“So,I’m working her out from the back and the magic is about to happen, so I ripp off the condom and I’m tryin to make it to her face. I was holdin my ***** tight like a bag of nickles, and I just couldn’t make it….”
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***** den fumbled on the goal line.
SMH….
Questions for the guys:
Say u were *****in a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u ***** her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed?
@ Man
Straight Leon Lett my *****!
I hate condoms.
carry on.
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Co-sign
OK-done playing with this nasty take-out food
I can tell that the freaky convo is heating up again huh?
@ Awwwww
so u wouldnt join in a threesome with ya girl and that Butch chick from the wire?
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
OK-done playing with this nasty take-out food
I can tell that the freaky convo is heating up again huh?
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Thanks to Muah!!! LOL
I have to agree on that condom *****. Wearing one takes away so much of the sensation. But DAYUM, I am one lucky *****.
@AWWWWWW SHADDDUPPP
“So, Man I Just Don’t Care, how did you cut her loose? I mean, it’s hard. What she lacks in appearance, she more than compensates for in the bed. And I know women in here are giving their screens the side eye – but I’m just having an honest discussion. These pseudo-relationships do happen.”
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Cut her loose? CUT HER LOOSE? ***** is you crazy?
Naw, she ended it. Starting talkin bout she “gettin married” to her baby daddy and she wanna “be a lady” and wanted to “honor her relationship” and ***** like that.
Ol’ *****….
Be back y’all
going for a shopping quickie
Soon come back!
Ladies:: even the ones that HAte me:
Condoms? hate em? or love em?
Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Questions for the guys:
Say u were *****in a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u ***** her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed?
What does the booty, face, and *****y meat look like?
*DANCING AROUND*…TODAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE A GOOD DAY!
Brooke, I am one of those dudes who gets nothing out of seeing one girl eating out another. Everything inside of me is screaming, “That ***** ain’t right!!!”
Say u were *****in a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u ***** her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed?
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I prefer that my woman just lay there and not do anything in the morning before work…
… if that answers your question.
ok, ctahcin up on recent posts:
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–agreed: I thought Snoop on The Wire was a dude too. When she was in Home Depot buying the drill or whatever that they were killing people with, talking with that mush-mouth, I said damn is that a female? SMH-She is SO hard-core butch its unsettling…
Say u were *****in a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u ***** her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed
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this is what i speak of, wh i say 5 min. thats all she gets from me
*DANCING AROUND*…TODAY IS TURNING OUT TO BE A GOOD DAY!
**doing the danicng baby cartoon dance**
Today is the start of the countdown to Stripper paradise!!! 27 days left until I can see my stripper naked!!! 27 days until I knock Vee and TRS out the way. 27 days until I am helping some man pay his child support
quickies or long lsting sex?
@ Pimpin
What does the booty, face, and *****y meat look like?
Think: Myamme, Hoops, Caviar (Ray J of love) etc
@ Brooke
I have been doing my weekly fornicating, that is why I was so late getting on here today. I had to drop shorty off at the train station.
She was trying to spend the weekend .. major no,no.
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Now about that question you asked.
Yes this type of woman is the worst. I consider it creepy as a matter of fact.
No, I would not ever show her my ***** ever again, well probably after she has therapy to deal with that creepy problem.
Going to lunch to get dollars for the afternoon strip show!!
@ Pimpin’ Willie Dynamite
Say u were *****in a HOT sexy chick but she dont blow or move in bed, she pretty much lay there and allow u to do all the work. will u ***** her again? and is this type of woman considered BAD in bed?
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I was in this situation before but the honey had a certain talent with her mouth. That girl could kiss. And she HAD a snapper. To this day, I still think about her. She was quite a few years younger than me so that might have been one of the reasons but DAYUM. She had a cavity that fit like a glove. She didn’t have to respond. I was okay with that.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
quickies or long lsting sex?
DEPENDS ON THE MOOD AND HOW HOT I AM
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I am one of those dudes who gets nothing out of seeing one girl eating out another. Everything inside of me is screaming, “That ***** ain’t right!!!”
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Umm are u religious?
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
quickies or long lsting sex?
Depends: If its a workout day 45 minutes lickin and sticking, but the weekend is for miliking, I’ll get all the juice out a woman like a FLA ***** do an orange!
@ Brooke
Condoms? hate em? or love em?
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HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….
That’s the rules of MY game.
i have lost all respect for this girl. the fact that someone so pretty would open her legs to that thing and create a baby with him is proof positive that women are idiots when it comes to men.
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
I have been doing my weekly fornicating, that is why I was so late getting on here today. I had to drop shorty off at the train station.
She was trying to spend the weekend .. major no,no.
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Now about that question you asked.
Yes this type of woman is the worst. I consider it creepy as a matter of fact.
No, I would not ever show her my ***** ever again, well probably after she has therapy to deal with that creepy problem.
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Oh My, ur such a Gigolo. What will it take for u to Finally fall in love with a woman?
Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ Pimpin
What does the booty, face, and *****y meat look like?
Think: Myamme, Hoops, Caviar (Ray J of love) etc
I mean I never had this issue, I get em moving by playing with that oyster sicking out them lips, they dance for the rest of the time I’m there *Shrugs shoulders*
@JB-doing squats & lunges now, preparing for our relay race to the stage @ the Skripper-spot.
“…and a-1-and a 2-and a 3-breathe…repeat”
U won’t step on my toe like u did at the Bossip-lounge yesterday
Isn’t it time for the ladies to strip for us? You guys got the Thursday Thriller yesterday.
trs
@ Brooke
Condoms? hate em? or love em?
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HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….
That’s the rules of MY game.
Lawd temper got vicious on that one *Stands and Applauds*
HATE EM because it takes away from the intimacy….LUVS em…because it protects both my health and my fertility. A N**** got to put in work and time to earn my trust in order to NOT use one….
That’s the rules of MY game.
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I can dig that!
Brooke, yes I grew up in Jamaica and we’re typically very religious. Hell, you could walk two miles there and p***** at least seven churches on your way.
Oh to answer the other question,
I’m with Lady A, it depends on the mood. Sometimes I hate Long lasting sex, it causes irritation and dryness if stuck in the same position too long, and disiness if turned around too much. I am what u call a rather complicated sexual partner.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I was in this situation before but the honey had a certain talent with her mouth. That girl could kiss. And she HAD a snapper. To this day, I still think about her. She was qu as longite a few years younger than me so that might have been one of the reasons but DAYUM. She had a cavity that fit like a glove. She didn’t have to respond. I was okay with that.
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WOW…So you were ok with her NOT giving you the business by just laying there??? Why?
@AWESOME
“Isn’t it time for the ladies to strip for us? You guys got the Thursday Thriller yesterday.”
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**runs to ATM machine**
DEPENDS ON THE MOOD AND HOW HOT I AM
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*taking notes*
Awesome-O-3000
Isn’t it time for the ladies to strip for us? You guys got the Thursday Thriller yesterday.
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Uhhhhhh. I am not prepared for stripping today. I still have a jelly fish bite on my left boob and Mother nature decided to come 2 days early today. I know TMI TMI lol
@ TRS
Do you trust me?
@ Pimpin Willie
Lawd temper got vicious on that one *Stands and Applauds*
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Takes a bow….
♥Thank you baby!♥
@ Brooke
I love women, that is my problem.
I find it impossible to be with one, my longest relationship ever lasted a month – then I had to break up with her because it was as if I were drowning.
So I stick to what I know, women not woman.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, yes I grew up in Jamaica and we’re typically very religious. Hell, you could walk two miles there and p***** at least seven churches on your way.
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Well thats good boo. It takes a sick, twisted and demented man like: Man, Snoopy, BG Awesome, and BK stand up to like to watch girl on girl action…
Ha ha Suckers!!!
@ Snoop
Still catchin up…
@Awesome-y’all dudes are slow givin’ up the cash–the ladies came CORRECT when y’all stripped!!!
@Brooke-I hate condoms, but LOVE ‘em at the same time.
Cuz when I get a cold I KNOW that’s ALL it is-in those times I love ‘em.
But when a dude is fine and I really want him, but I get a sense that I can’t trust his *****, I hate ‘em. But I most certainly use ‘em!
Do you trust me?
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my *****! Bare Underwood…lol
@ Sexual Choclate
are your parents still together? basically I am asking how u end up like this? did u get hurt or turned down by a girl in ur past? cuz usually thats how it happens. Thats why I have trouble sometimes staying faithful.
trs
@ Pimpin Willie
Lawd temper got vicious on that one *Stands and Applauds*
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Takes a bow….
♥Thank you baby!♥
You got 007 trying to earn ya trust..lol I aint mad at my *****!
trs, damn, I can’t really explain without going into too much detail. She was not innocent – but she looked it. (And I have an inkling as to where you’re going with this but that’s okay, I’ll persevere.) She had this way about her like she was a sparrow. Pretty yet fragile. I was much bigger than her and, I dunno, our bodies together was enough of a turn-on for me that I didn’t need for her to go all *****star on me.
@TRS
Don’t trust these *****s….
TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?
Put it this way, every guy loves to be with a virgin. Let’s just say, something about her prolonged this fantasy long after I had been with her for the first time.
Ok Ladies and Gents:
Scenerio 1: Your at a club dancing all night with the finest girl/guy. Your drunk he/she drunk and horney. The telly is across the street. Yall get there,savagely rip each other clothes off, and to find out neither of u have a condom. You both are butt *****s nekid.. what do u do?
(True story by the way)
You got 007 trying to earn ya trust..lol I aint mad at my *****!
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i peeped my ***** “Bare Bryant”
*By the way did I mention u dont know his/her name?
SNOOP YOU SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
You got 007 trying to earn ya trust..lol I aint mad at my *****!
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i peeped my ***** “Bare Bryant”
LOL, that ***** 007 is razorbacking!
Brooke, c’mon. I know them chicks from New York. Y’all are into them three-ways. Come clean.
@ BG
@ TRS
Do you trust me?
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As far as what?
@ TRS
Ok do you trust me now?
Snoop you got me rolling!!
@ Brooke
Here is the funny part they are still married, they have been married for 35 years happily.
But I think they are the reason I don’t relationships.
I saw their way of life as being stagnant; boring if you may.
No never turned down in such a way that made me hate relationships. My mother said I were always like this ever since I were little.
she said girls used to always hugging on me, but I don’t remember.
@ Pimpin
You got 007 trying to earn ya trust..lol I aint mad at my *****!
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*whispers*
He want what you already got!
@ Lady A
TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?
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GURLL….I am finalizing my plans.
Look out for a FULL report!!! 
Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Ok Ladies and Gents:
Scenerio 1: Your at a club dancing all night with the finest girl/guy. Your drunk he/she drunk and horney. The telly is across the street. Yall get there,savagely rip each other clothes off, and to find out neither of u have a condom. You both are butt *****s nekid.. what do u do?
(True story by the way)
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Once that *****ly patch o’ hair brushes up against the head of my ***** and initiates that tickling sensation – I’m sorry, but it’s ovah. There’s no turning back. But like I said, I’ve been very lucky. It may be a sixth sense as stupid as that sounds, but I’ve never had a sexual disease.
@TRS
@ TRS
Do you trust me?
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As far as what?
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As far as bangin that back out raw….duh!
trs
@ Pimpin
You got 007 trying to earn ya trust..lol I aint mad at my *****!
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*whispers*
He want what you already got!
Lawd this is my proudest day since taking over as CEO of Kentucky Derby Booties, “I believe the children are our future, teach them well….
trs
@ Lady A
TRS WHERE’S MY EMAIL?
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GURLL….I am finalizing my plans. Look out for a FULL report!!!
WOOOOHOOO…ALL THIS GOOD NEWS ON FRIDAY…DANCING AROUND THE OFFICE NOW…
@ lady a….what’s jerking tonight? you go watch the laker game with me?
@ Brooke
Scenerio 1…..
No condom, no way.
I have been there before, but I were not drunk nor was she. We were both getting dirty and low and behold no condom.
I just back up off the Vagina and had her jerk me off.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ lady a….what’s jerking tonight? you go watch the laker game with me?
SURE AMONG OTHER THINGS
I’m not perfect. Wearing a condom kills it for me.
SURE AMONG OTHER THINGS
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@ MIJDC
@TRS
Don’t trust these *****s…
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*evil laugh*
HA HA HA HA!!!
I’m not perfect. Wearing a condom kills it for me.
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yoube O.D.B’ing that puzzy huh?
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, c’mon. I know them chicks from New York. Y’all are into them three-ways. Come clean.
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Hahahahaha. We into a lil biot of everything, which is why I cant hang around cornball boring chicks. I would get to impatient. lol
@Sexual Chocolate
Well thats nice ur parents are still together (Rare in this day and age) and I must agree watching my parents Boring Marriage for 30+ years will make me sick to my stomach. But I am tryna change my Vicious ways. I am suppose to be married by the time I am 30, I have 2 1/2 years left. Looks like my husband will be 38 years my senior
lol. I hate u young fellas LMAO
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
@ BG
As far as what?
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As far as bangin that back out raw….duh!
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UMMM….I don’t mean to sound crazy but….
HELL NAW!!! You ain’t done your time by punching in on my clock ova AND you certainly did not do one day of work to earn your reward!!!
O, Brooke, that’s right. You’re the chick with the ol’ man Suga Daddy.
@ Lady A
Girl I will be hitting u up this weekend.
As far as this: “I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE”
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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agreed!
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Scenerio 1…..
No condom, no way.
I have been there before, but I were not drunk nor was she. We were both getting dirty and low and behold no condom.
I just back up off the Vagina and had her jerk me off.
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Good guy. But I must say for me: ahem: When the liquor’s in da system, aint no telling will I ***** em or I diss em, cuz I’m a pimp(tress) by blood not relation… lol
Had to step away for a quick call.
@ Brooke
Uhhhhhh. I am not prepared for stripping today. I still have a jelly fish bite on my left boob and Mother nature decided to come 2 days early today. I know TMI TMI lol
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Seriously though, what do stippers do when the red sea is flowing?
@ Vee
The fellas will pull out the dough once the show starts. I know I’ll make it rain for a view of some twin peaks.
I dont like condoms, but I also don’t wanna wake up and my pristine pleasure maker looks like a knotted tree branch
@ Pimpin
*whispers*
He want what you already got!
Lawd this is my proudest day since taking over as CEO of Kentucky Derby Booties, “I believe the children are our future, teach them well…
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LMAO!!!!! Dont make my tummy hurt!
I am glad to make your day! 
sexyqhorsey, sre you the real sexyq or are you impersonating your own self, if your are the real one maybe you should call the authorities on the one with your ugly picture.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
O, Brooke, that’s right. You’re the chick with the ol’ man Suga Daddy.
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Yup. I can finally say without feeling ashamed from friends and family, that I truly Love him. I just didnt love him in Cancun last week lol.
@ Lady A
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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What you mean?
I dont like condoms, but I also don’t wanna wake up and my pristine pleasure maker looks like a knotted tree branch
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LMAO!!! a busted hot link
@TRS
“Don’t trust these *****s…
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*evil laugh*
HA HA HA HA!!!”
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**’hero’ voice**
Don’t worry, I thwart their feelbe attempts to invade “TRS Land!!!!”
WHO’S Successful???
WHO’S Horny???
*searching with a flashlight*
Awesome-O-3000
Had to step away for a quick call.
@ Brooke
Uhhhhhh. I am not prepared for stripping today. I still have a jelly fish bite on my left boob and Mother nature decided to come 2 days early today. I know TMI TMI lol
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Seriously though, what do stippers do when the red sea is flowing?
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How da hell will I know? what r u implying AWESOME??? LOL
Well, I’m home now. What’s going on with y’all in here?
@ Brooke
Society’s norm are foolish, to me anyway.
There is no right age at which one should be married. Why would you do that to yourself.
My problem is that I feel complete and I really don’t believe have a relationship will ever bring anything beneficial to the table.
So a solitary lifestyle suits me best. My mother said I were selfish but why pick up a headache in the form of a relationship if you don’t have to.
Ladies: will u give a man head if he was lightskin like Jason Kidd, but his weiner was dark like Wesley snipes????
(True Story)
and guys (Lite guys) is this normal?
@ TRS
Damn my bad homegirl!!! I was just kiddin!
BTW Do you trust me? lol
no condom= taking a ***** in the morning, a praying it don’t feel like you *****ing razorblades
@ Brooke
How da hell will I know? what r u implying AWESOME??? LOL
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Haha, i’m just curious. Maybe that’s what they teach in high school during the girls P.E. cl*****. LOl, i kid i kid.
My bad-distracted with work–how dare they?!?!
@Brooke-lol, ok Pimptress.
@Lady A-HELL YES-success=power=horny toad!!!
Cyber hi-five on that!
@Awesome-Understood.
I’m strappin up my Gucci stilletos…talking to the DJ, making sure he has my music right
Awesome-O-3000
@ Lady A
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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What you mean?
WELL WHEN SOMETHING VERY SUCESSFUL JUST HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE…DO YOU EVER WANNA HAVE SEX AS THE ICING ON THE CAKE?
@ BROOKE
Ladies: will u give a man head if he was lightskin like Jason Kidd, but his weiner was dark like Wesley snipes????
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WTF????????????? GURLL Did I read that correctly?
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Society’s norm are foolish, to me anyway.
There is no right age at which one should be married. Why would you do that to yourself.
My problem is that I feel complete and I really don’t believe have a relationship will ever bring anything beneficial to the table.
So a solitary lifestyle suits me best. My mother said I were selfish but why pick up a headache in the form of a relationship if you don’t have to.
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It is tradition in my Panamanian family to not be single during your “Middle ages” but since I have broken every rule made in tradition society it really doesnt matter rite?
Having a man wont complete me it just will make me more financially stable.
And Yes u r selfish, I dont want u to die a lonely old man with no nice old woman to care for you. (see how sensitive I am) lol
@ BG
@ TRS
Damn my bad homegirl!!! I was just kiddin!
BTW Do you trust me? lol
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What you going to do to earn my trust?
@ LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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There’s a scene in ‘Poetic Justice’ when Tyra Ferrell climbs out of her car and adjusts her skirt before going into her beauty salon. Hell yeah, that’s sexy. We’ve seen women like that walking down the street. She looks like she just stepped out of the beauty salon and her gear is perfect AND she knows it. That’s sexy. She carries herself with confidence like she’s learned and established. Who wouldn’t want to trail after her to get those digits?
@ TRS
I will watch your dogs for a week in exchange for ODB…lol
@ Awesome
I have Bartended at strip clubs and when women are bleeding, the wear a Tampon or they take those days off. Which means they have to do double time in the champagne room when they get back to work (True story)
@ MIJDC
**’hero’ voice**
Don’t worry, I thwart their feelbe attempts to invade “TRS Land!!!!”
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LMAO!!!!!
@ Brooke
Good guy. But I must say for me: ahem: When the liquor’s in da system, aint no telling will I ***** em or I diss em, cuz I’m a pimp(tress) by blood not relation… lol
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That is the reason why I do not drink, nor smoke.
I like having clarity when I make my decisions. Not saying I don’t have *****h ways.
But if there is not a condom involved, I don’t play Russian Roulette.
I don’t even get the flu, this is how tight my routine is.
If I am going down on a young lady, I break ou the Dental Dam.
Having a mysterious cough or a sore throat ain’t my idea of fun.
@ LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
Awesome-O-3000
@ Lady A
I THINK SUCESS LEADS TO HORNINESS…DO YALL AGREE?
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What you mean?
WELL WHEN SOMETHING VERY SUCESSFUL JUST HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE…DO YOU EVER WANNA HAVE SEX AS THE ICING ON THE CAKE?
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Oh. H3ll yeah. But then again, I wan’t it all time. I’d get home and be like, “Girl get naked, I just parallel parked the car out front, let’s celebrate”
Brooke
that was disgusting
trs
@ BROOKE
Ladies: will u give a man head if he was lightskin like Jason Kidd, but his weiner was dark like Wesley snipes????
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WTF????????????? GURLL Did I read that correctly?
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Ugh yes, i have been with a really lite guy and his ***** was Dark as nite. I thought he was using a skin darking cream on it. I was too turned off so I just kicked him outta my room.
@Brooke-aw, how cute is THAT: u saying you love yo man!! I’m happy for u
And-no comment on two-tone peters. It is a STRANGE occurance-wonder why that happens…
@ BG
@ TRS
I will watch your dogs for a week in exchange for ODB…lol
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LMMFAO!!!!! Oh Hells NAW!!!!!!!
*faints*
*revives myself*
UMMMM… So when are you coming to pick up my dog? LMAO!!!! J/K, J/K…..
@ Brooke
Ah, ok. That’s what I need to do. Find me a banging stripper, figure out her “schedule” and show up right after her short hiatus. She’ll be a go getter everytime.
@ Sexual chocolate
That is the reason why I do not drink, nor smoke.
I like having clarity when I make my decisions. Not saying I don’t have *****h ways.
But if there is not a condom involved, I don’t play Russian Roulette.
I don’t even get the flu, this is how tight my routine is.
If I am going down on a young lady, I break ou the Dental Dam.
Having a mysterious cough or a sore throat ain’t my idea of fun.
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Goodamn boo u cleaner than the Board of Health..
Which brings me to 2nd Freaky Friday Question
How many dudes besides Sexual Chocolate has used dental dam on a woman b4?
Brooke, I’m light. And this reminds me of a topic a comedienne brought up on stage. (Must have been Monique.) Yeah, it’s a little darker than the rest of my body but … so what?
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-aw, how cute is THAT: u saying you love yo man!! I’m happy for u
And-no comment on two-tone peters. It is a STRANGE occurance-wonder why that happens…
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Yes Vee. But I did something u may not like, and I think u know what I mean. It was about the convo we had yesterday. i said yes.
I am so ashamed
How many dudes besides Sexual Chocolate has used dental dam on a woman b4?
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Can’t even lie, the first and last time I heard about dental dam until recently was in the movie Booty Call, back in like 98.
@Brooke-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I’m light. And this reminds me of a topic a comedienne brought up on stage. (Must have been Monique.) Yeah, it’s a little darker than the rest of my body but … so what?
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No boo. I been with alot of Litskin men, and never had I ever seen this one dude I met in cancun ***** Darker than Wesley Black***** Snipes himself. That ***** was unreal. My baby daddy’s is like a Brown complexion this dude ***** looked like a burnt bacon or something. Awful Just Awful
***** the dental dam. Don’t you know? You pour liquor on that *****. If she winces, that’s your clue. Don’t eat.
@ Brooke
That is so funny, my father is Panamanian, my mother is Jamaican.
He is from To*****en, he is always trying to guilt me into settling down.
He is always talking about when he was my age he was married to my mother.
I just look at him, like he is crazy.
Why is he telling me this, it ain’t my fault.
@ Brooke
Ugh yes, i have been with a really lite guy and his ***** was Dark as nite. I thought he was using a skin darking cream on it. I was too turned off so I just kicked him outta my room.
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U did the right thing girl!!!!! As the men like to say…”if the drapes don’t match the curtains….” LITERALLY….then HELL NAW!!!!
The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
@Brooke-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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I am sorry… I was persuaded and offered and offer that I just could not p***** up. I’m sorry Vee. Dont hate me
Can’t even lie, the first and last time I heard about dental dam until recently was in the movie Booty Call, back in like 98.
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LMMFAO!!! Me tooo, i was like this ***** ain’t go ever hit the puzzy
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Kigali, you’re right. Let’s start stitching up these black women’s coochies. Let’s get an infinite amount of threads and needles. Knock ‘em over the head with a club and get to gettin.’ You can start off on the west coast and I’ll head up the east. We won’t stop until we meet up somewhere in the middle. Whaddya say?
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HA HA HA WOOOOOOOO !!!!THANKS GUYS ,THIS IS THE BEST LAUGH I HAD IN A WEEK!
@ fellas….Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?
I’m just thinking how tomorrow I’m gonna regret this conversation like a *****.
If you are going to get your freak on, why not be safe about it.
I go to the sex shop on the regular.
I buy all my supplies, dental dam, lubes that are not sugar based because I don’t want my lady to have a yeast infection.
I even get some feathers once in a while.
Hey look, a carpenter has his hammer and all those other tools. Why should I not have mine.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
***** the dental dam. Don’t you know? You pour liquor on that *****. If she winces, that’s your clue. Don’t eat.
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ahahahaha. thats rite. Thats why u can ***** a stranger in a pool, Chlorine kills 99.9% of all germs..
@Sexual Chocolate
My family are from Panama City, Colon and Rio Hato. Uh oh we may be relatives lol
I’m glad you enjoyed it, Bianca.
Damn, isn’t that a coincidence? That girl I was talking about earlier was from Panama.
If you are going to get your freak on, why not be safe about it.
I go to the sex shop on the regular.
I buy all my supplies, dental dam, lubes that are not sugar based because I don’t want my lady to have a yeast infection.
I even get some feathers once in a while.
Hey look, a carpenter has his hammer and all those other tools. Why should I not have mine.
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Thine young eyes get opened up a lil more each Friday
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
***** the dental dam. Don’t you know? You pour liquor on that *****. If she winces, that’s your clue. Don’t eat.
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you are too funny, what girl is allowing you to pour liquor on the punany.
@Brooke-u know I wouldn’t hate u or anyone else. My friendship does not fade that easily, dayumn!
I just see that as a MAJOR control tactic and–we’ll talk more offline later but–it’s not too late to change your mind.
Think about it some more.
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
That is so funny, my father is Panamanian, my mother is Jamaican.
He is from To*****en, he is always trying to guilt me into settling down.
He is always talking about when he was my age he was married to my mother.
I just look at him, like he is crazy.
Why is he telling me this, it ain’t my fault.
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In Panama, it is tradition to have kids and be married. They take that ***** so serious and for a man to be sowing his wicked oats for as long as you have is disrespectful to the culture. (I guess)
@SNOOP
“Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?”
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both my nizzle.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooklyn, Stand Up, you ever been with an ugly chick you find physically repulsive but she rocks your boat like *****ody else in the bedroom??? What a *****ing quandary. You can’t take her home to your mother – or, hell, out in the sunlight – but you can’t cut her loose.
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LMFAO!! Your of the hook dude, lol….
@ Brooke
You are probably right we might be relatives. You do sound as if you act awfully a lot like me – the female version.
Man I just dont care™
@SNOOP
“Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?”
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both my nizzle.
INTERESTED……….
Sexual Chocolate, you didn’t know? You’re only getting half the pleasure if you’re making love without alcohol.
sexual chocolate
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
***** the dental dam. Don’t you know? You pour liquor on that *****. If she winces, that’s your clue. Don’t eat.
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you are too funny, what girl is allowing you to pour liquor on the punany.
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Me! lol
@ The ladies
Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”
@ Brooklyn, Stand Up
Man, a lot of people have an ugly ***** buddy they keep on stand-by. People just won’t admit to it but best believe there’s always that one friend (you won’t date or marry) that people call up during them dry seasons.
I was like 19,i was drunk, i met this chick, ***** was aunt ester ugly, but she had one of the baddest bodies i ever seen, i *****ed her, condom broke, that ***** started feeling too good to pull out, i skeeted in her…..smh @ myself
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
LOL @ my primo
Just answr cuzzo. If ya wifey was getting it on with a dyke like that chick from HBO’s the Wire, will u join? or would u still consider that cheating since she is masculine?
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Okay, okay… I’d have to consider that cheating because all a butch is is a *****less nucca.
I don’t mind her sleeping w/ a chick as long as the chick is pretty and has a nice body.
I aint wasting my YAC on no snappa!
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!–lol, u need to stop with the alcohol. I hear Jaime Foxx in my head now.
@BG-no u didn’t say ‘thine’ eyes. I can always count on you for a laugh.
@ManIJDC-I’m clapping like family members on Family Feud iin the final round: “GOOD ANSWER!GOOD ANSWER!!!”
@ Brooke
I don’t feel guilt, that is my second problem. I did it, ain’t no reason to feel sorry about the decisions I made.
I look at it as a learning experience.
* in my usher voice* that was my confession….lol
SHE’S SHOPPING EARLY BECAUSE SHE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS BABY.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Damn, isn’t that a coincidence? That girl I was talking about earlier was from Panama.
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She probably was my cousin. lol
@Vee
I said yes but I will damn sure think about it more. I am not definite yet.
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
You are probably right we might be relatives. You do sound as if you act awfully a lot like me – the female version.
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LOL. Yea I am a bit of a bad girl, but I have calmed down in the past 2 years.
Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”
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“MANstrations?” LOL.
@TRS-that is one we shall discuss offline: I don’t know if u were here for my “He gave me the sex-palsy/stroke” story.
SMH…memories, ahhhhhh, like the corners of my mind…
LOL SNOOP
O, by the way, snoop, I eat ***** to satisfy the woman. And you know what, if the stuff doesn’t smell right, I’ll speak on it. And I have. I’ve told girls before to go shower before we have sex. I know I’m gonna lose some of y’all females on this but hell, y’all ain’t interested in cheese unless it comes from the grocer, right? So, what’s wrong with me asking my lady to go freshen up before we get down?
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
@ fellas….Do you like how puzzy taste, or do you just eat it to please the woman?
The taste it is a requirment for me to be there long term, as a certified lesbian I eat for me!
Lauren disputed the rumor on her twitter. She’s not pregnant for the last time.
@ awwwwww….i agree, but long as you don’t get too drunk….i’ve fell asleep on some grade A puzzy…lol
@ MIJDC
“MANstrations?” LOL.
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Ministrations = service or servitude…but I can work with MANistrations. Same thing! LOL
I’m genetically pre-dispoed to ejaculate and fall into a coma. Unless your house is just triflin and there is no condition that I will stay there
Ok What did I miss?
@ VEE
*Gasp*
GURLLL….
YES, we must follow up offline.
Holla!
@ Brooke
Just imagine the scene in that room when some lady getting it on with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
and he pull out a bottle of Jamaican 100 proof rum and commence to pouring it on her punany to see if she winces.
Imagine being a fly on that wall
trs
@ The ladies
Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”
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Trs, I dont understand. Please describe in laments terms please.
@Primo
Okay, okay… I’d have to consider that cheating because all a butch is is a *****less nucca.
I don’t mind her sleeping w/ a chick as long as the chick is pretty and has a nice body.
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I once was dating a *****less man in College and I just couldnt do it anymore. So I took her to M.A.C and Lugos for some weave and to Bebe and Walla: A woman transformed. But she still walked like a dude.
@ Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Damn, isn’t that a coincidence? That girl I was talking about earlier was from Panama.
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She probably was my cousin. lol
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Brooke, if she was, you tell her to call me. Let her know I’m sorry and it was all my fault.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL..I RESPECT MEN WHO DON’T JUST EAT ANYTHING…
Lady A
YGM
BRB guys on the phone wit that cutie from Watts CA.
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
I’m genetically pre-dispoed to ejaculate and fall into a coma. Unless your house is just triflin and there is no condition that I will stay there
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@ Brooke
@ The ladies
Ya’ll ever had a man make you “black out” as a result of his “ministrations?”
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Trs, I dont understand. Please describe in laments terms please.
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LOL So have you ever “blacked out” as a result of one of your partner’s “efforts” on you? *wink, wink*
@ sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Just imagine the scene in that room when some lady getting it on with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
and he pull out a bottle of Jamaican 100 proof rum and commence to pouring it on her punany to see if she winces.
Imagine being a fly on that wall
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Why does this seem so abnormal to you??? Doesn’t- I mean, doesn’t everybody do this? I’m the only one? Well, me and Brooke. But haven’t you ever made love dousing your partner with champagne? It doesn’t have to be anything expensive. I mean, hell, white zinfandel works just fine. You’ve NEVER done this?
@ Brooke
LOL. Yea I am a bit of a bad girl, but I have calmed down in the past 2 years.
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well there is hope for me yet, seeing that me mature emotionally slower than women. So I guess in 10 years or so I might call it quits.
Not now though, I can’t even imagine it at this stage.
Wow–alot is being said in here-some confessions jumpin’ off
LOL @ Snoop saying ol’ girl looked like Aunt Esther.
Damn shame.
@TRS-u are going to CRACK UP when I tell u, SMH…LOL
Turn ons for me
1. attitude (personality)
2. body (***** and hips) *****ies ok
3. pedicures, manicures( hair included)
4. fragrances
5. dress code
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I have heard about this, but I think you are the only person actually pouring alcohol on punany
Turn ons for me
1. attitude (personality)2. body (***** and hips) *****ies ok
3. pedicures, manicures( hair included)4. fragrances5. dress codeNah, sexual chocolate, I learned that from one of my friends waaaaaay back in the day. It’s not as alien as it sounds, I promise you.
Man
does that mean that a girl could smell like fish and dress like a hood rat with a stank as attitude and her feet look like hamertime and she can still get it cause she got ***** and puppies?
LOL@MIJDC
Who said they used/use white zinfandel in the bedroom? Yes, that’s hot and alot of fun-cuz it leads to a nice shower together aftwards!
@ VEE
@TRS-u are going to CRACK UP when I tell u, SMH…LOL
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Holla at me!
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I am going to try that and when she ask me what the hell I am doing.
I am going to looks her dead in the eyes and say:
“Baby I am just sanctifying the coochie”
lmao….man *****ing a chick banging chick that smell like tunar….lol
@JB
“does that mean that a girl could
smell like fishand dress like a hood rat with a stank as attitude and her feet look like hamertime and she can still get it cause she got ***** and puppies?______________________________________________________________
“COULD” get it? THEY HAVE GOTTEN IT.
**sigh…college…**
I’ve done five to six hour marathons until the head of my shaft burned like a *****focka AND my ***** were so sensitive and irritated I couldn’t walk straight without wincing. That’s the weirdest it’s ever gotten. And I’ll never do that again.
SNOOP…*TAKING NOTES*…CHECK MARKS
@ The artist formerly known as Vee-TGIF!!!
Who said they used/use white zinfandel in the bedroom? Yes, that’s hot and alot of fun-cuz it leads to a nice shower together aftwards!
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What don’t tell me you be peeing on people or vice versa.
@ Sexual Chocolate
I am going to try that and when she ask me what the hell I am doing.
I am going to looks her dead in the eyes and say:
“Baby I am just sanctifying the coochie”
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*PONDERING*
*stares in comprehension*
*FALLS THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!* LMAO!!!!!!
♥ THAT!!!
@ MAN
I aint tryin to *****
1. your feet
2. your attitiude
3. your clothes
@ Snoop
What do you mean by “dress code?”
@ sexual chocolate
Don’t go trying to douche her. Be cool about it and not obvious. Most girls will try anything at least once. Even the ones who will claim otherwise.
@ Prima
You are very entertaining miss, lol…
I missed out on all the good discussions
@ MAN
I aint tryin to *****
1. your feet
2. your attitiude
3. your clothes
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ROTFLMAO!!! old picky ***** ***** snoop…lol
AWWWWWWWWW ***** A GOLDEN SHOWER REFERENCE!
Who’s nasty ***** is getting it in like that???
@BG
“@ MAN
I aint tryin to *****
1. your feet
2. your attitiude
3. your clothes”
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4. your college degree
LOL.
Even though she’s pregnant, that’s nice, good for her. What’s the big deal? I thought that was normal in the human world. Plus, she has a God Daughter as well, & I’m sure many other babies/kids as siblings or children of other friends that she could have simply been shopping for. If it was for her, & she didn’t want people to know, Lily/Kardashian’s could have sent her some stuff herself! Moving on…
Depending on the mood, not much matters. The only back away is the smell. If you smell like Fisherman’s Wharf then it’s a no go. That ***** lingers for days.
What do you mean by “dress code?”
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A woman that knows how to coordinate her attire.
@sexual chocolate–
u don’t know me-and I ain’t said a damn THANG ’bout a golden shower.
@trs–typing your email now…
See, the artist formerly known as Vee – TGIF knows what I’m talking about. Sexual Chocolate got me on here getting self-conscious like I’m some kind of weirdo.
@ VEE
high heels and tight jeans is a kryptonite for me
Turn on’s for me….
Pretty
Respectful
Smells good
Pleasant attitude
Has a sense if fashion
Career driven
Is not self centered or materialistic
Likes sports
Pretty much a down to earth chick.
Vagina….period is my Kryptonite
What is turning me on right now
White Ballcap
and Dreads
The scent of pear is a turn-on. I don’t know what it is. I’ve worked with women who’ve worn pear-scented perfume, lotion, moisturizer – whatever the hell. It drives me CRAZY. I can hardly get anything done.
@ Brooklyn Stand UP
Turn on’s for me….
Pretty
Respectful
Smells good
Pleasant attitude
Has a sense if fashion
Career driven
Is not self centered or materialistic
Likes sports
Pretty much a down to earth chick
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♥Blowing you a kiss♥
I knew I liked you for a reason!!! Thanks for acting like you got some sense Brooklyn!
SMH @ the rest of yall!!!!
Fellas
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Yeah it is going to be hard trying to play off pouring alcohol on her puss.
See the thing is when I am getting it in, me and my lady friend are naked, so I don’t see how it is going to be possible to bring alcohol into play.
Thinking about it she is going to wince regardless, it is not as if her vagina is made out of skin from the bottom of her foot.
Amendment:
SMH @ the rest of yall LISTS.
Carry on.
@BG
“Vagina….period is my Kryptonite”
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WATCH OUT SUPER-BG!! That supervillain said she will use her vagina on you!!
@ Brooklyn
Fellas
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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Before or after she cleans her face? If before, I’d look at her from a distance. lol
Back Chicas and Chicos. Now where were we?
My eyes hurt can’t back track
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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yeah, but it would be hard to recognizeher with all my nut on her face….lol
I mean ‘wince’ like it hurts, sexual chocolate. You know, like it burns. You’re way over-thinking this. (You’re a young buck, aren’t you?)
@ JB
I can’t grow dreads in 3 weeks. What are we going to do?
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Fellas
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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Hell yeah ain’t no shame in that, I once messed with a girl who wanted me to ejaculate on her hair. Not the hair on her crotch, but on her head.
Go figure
Wait I see men’s turn on’s Wow
SMH @ the rest of yall LISTS.
Carry on.
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and i thought i watered down my list….smh @ myself
Getting a facial is one thing. I’d be worried about those chicks who let dudes take a dump on their chests.
Turn on’s for me….
Pretty
Respectful
Smells good
Pleasant attitude
Has a sense if fashion
Career driven
Is not self centered or materialistic
Likes sports
Pretty much a down to earth chick.
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“You ain’t got ta lie Craig!!…. You ain’t got ta lie!”
***** and *****ies not on your list dawg. Come om mayne, rep for the Scorpios.
@ Awesome
you get a p*****.
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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HEll no…. From that moment on I look at her with the utmost respect. Painting canvas’ is my thing
@trs
LOL!! I lucked out when my wife bagged me, lol… I love women that carry themeselves w/ cl*****, such a turn on. I knew she was the one when I gave her the door test and she pasted, lol…
Be easy on the fellas, lol… There’s a gentleman inside us all, you just need to find the right woman to bring it out.
@Awesome-O-3000
Your HILARIOUS dude, lol…
JB, what about Rasta Men with actual dreads? You’d let them hit it?
What is turning me on right now
White Ballcap
and Dreads
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* putting on arasta wig, a white dodger fitted, and putting a sock in my pants* lol
@ Snoop
and i thought i watered down my list….smh @ myself
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So what’s up? What were you REALLY going to say? I’m down to hear your perspective.
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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If I’m droppin my “S”-bomb on Faceland on the FIRST TIME *****IN than she can only be a jump off…
Brooklyn, Stand Up, you’ve been watching too much ‘A Bronx Tale.’ *****, I know where you got that from.
Brooke’s turn on’s:
He must be:
Funny
Successful
Well Dress
Swaggerlicious
Good Looking
Metrosexual
Charming
well-mannered
successful
Great in bed
Between 7-7.5 inches
Spontaneous
Confident
Successful
Oh and loves sports (Especially Football and Hockey)
Did I mention being super successful?
@ Brooklyn
Be easy on the fellas, lol…
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Know what? I am going to do that j.u.s.t for you Brooklyn!
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Getting a facial is one thing. I’d be worried about those chicks who let dudes take a dump on their chests.
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WTF??? Aww, have manners for Christ sakes.
@sexual chocolate
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Fellas
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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Hell yeah ain’t no shame in that, I once messed with a girl who wanted me to ejaculate on her hair. Not the hair on her crotch, but on her head.
Go figure
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LMAO!!! WTF is that about? I got some baby gravy in my wife’s hair last night and she’s been hitting me up all day about it, lol… She’s like, now I have to wash my hair again, lol…
I was like, had it went in the right place there would of been no mess
feel me?
@ AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I mean ‘wince’ like it hurts, sexual chocolate. You know, like it burns. You’re way over-thinking this. (You’re a young buck, aren’t you?)
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I know what wince means. Say this if you pour alcohol on the tip of your ***** don’t you wince. Infected or not.
So since the vagina is more sensitive than the *****, would she not be wincing like crazy ?
So what’s up? What were you REALLY going to say? I’m down to hear your perspective.
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it’s a little to much for this audience.
@ trs
@ Brooklyn
Be easy on the fellas, lol…
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Know what? I am going to do that j.u.s.t for you Brooklyn!
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Thank you! See, I knew you were a sweetie
Fellas!!!
She’s a keeper
@ Brooke
So 7 is the min? and 7.5 is the max?
LMAO
Question for Fellas:
What Female hairstyles turn u on? Is it:
A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL!!! Hellz yeah.
She still opens the car door for me 13 years later. I lucked out man. I f*ckin’ LOVE that b*tch, lol
@ Snoop
it’s a little to much for this audience.
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*pouts*
OK Snoop.
LMAO @ Brooklyn
Baby gravy, lol.
And btw, I have never heard a complaint from the use of champagne on the pleasure pocket.
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Brooke
So 7 is the min? and 7.5 is the max?
LMAO
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I can take a 6.5 dude. I like comfort
sexual chocolate, I’d be more selective about the girls you’re taking to bed, bruh. Too much wincing is a red flag. I’m just saying.
I’ve never been to the doctor for any ointment for STDs so it works for me. And I’ve seen some of my fool boys get syphilis for life and bull***** like that. They can’t make the same claim.
think if desmond hatchett blow a load in a chick face…lol
waiting for reply from BG pimpin..lol
LOL @ Brooklyn – “I *****ing love that *****.”
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
LOL!!! Hellz yeah.
She still opens the car door for me 13 years later. I lucked out man. I f*ckin’ LOVE that b*tch, lol
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Thats right Primo. I love when guys state they love for they woman, its so MANLY
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
think if desmond hatchett blow a load in a chick face…lol
waiting for reply from BG pimpin..lol
Jason friday the 13th hockey mask, thats a no pimp!
@ Brooklyn
Thank you! See, I knew you were a sweetie
Fellas!!!
She’s a keeper
““““““““““““
*smiling*
Thanks Brooklyn!
Damn Prima, that’s a long list, lol… I guess you know what you want! *****, now a days you should be luck for a nucca to be good looking, hard working and faithful.
@ Snoop
***** nose will have twins
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Some girls have crazy as, kinks.
I had a girl once who wanted to see my ***** go in and out of her.
She was crazy cool the only problem is that she liked to bite.
A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
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B. right now i’m feeling the keri hilson look
What Female hairstyles turn u on? Is it:
A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
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Used to be A, but now it’s shifting to B. I need access to the neck during ravage session.
Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol
@ Brooke
So a ***** with a 7.6 gets no love….SMDH
think if desmond hatchett blow a load in a chick face…lol
waiting for reply from BG pimpin..lol
That would be birth control for him
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Brooke
So 7 is the min? and 7.5 is the max?
LMAO
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I can take a 6.5 dude. I like comfort
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You just made me feel very good about myself, lmao
Thanx cuz!
@trs
You’re Welcome
What Female hairstyles turn u on? Is it:
A) Long hair (Like Bey)
B)Short cut (Like Keisha Cole)
C) Baldy (Like Amber Rose)
D) Dreads (Like Whoppie Goldberg)
E) Braids (Like Brandy)
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I also have no interest in *****in your hair….
***** can walk in lookin like Macy Gray bout the head
Brooke, I prefer girls with long hair ‘like Bey.’ I went out with a sista years ago who had a fade. We *****ed like bunnies day in and day out. Couple years after we broke up, she dropped a bomb talking ’bout she was a lesbian. I had been in love with her so I never saw it coming. Anyway, she had another dude after she broke up with me so it’s not MY fault for all a y’all who are too quick to judge a *****. But, nah, no more short haired chicks for me.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Damn Prima, that’s a long list, lol… I guess you know what you want! *****, now a days you should be luck for a nucca to be good looking, hard working and faithful.
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Yup primo I have high standards, but thats what the ***** I get for being prissy: I got stuck with a 64 yr old successful handsome older man that owns BMW dealerships all over NYC. LOL
@Man I just dont care™
If a girl lets you give her a facial, do you still look at her the same?
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If I’m droppin my “S”-bomb on Faceland on the FIRST TIME *****IN than she can only be a jump off…
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Co-Sign 100% with you on that one Man.
I also have no interest in *****in your hair….
***** can walk in lookin like Macy Gray bout the head
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Brooke, I prefer girls with long hair ‘like Bey.’ I went out with a sista years ago who had a fade. We *****ed like bunnies day in and day out. Couple years after we broke up, she dropped a bomb talking ’bout she was a lesbian. I had been in love with her so I never saw it coming. Anyway, she had another dude after she broke up with me so it’s not MY fault for all a y’all who are too quick to judge a *****. But, nah, no more short haired chicks for me…
I also have no interest in *****in your hair….
***** can walk in lookin like Macy Gray bout the head
NO NEED TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH…JUST SAY ME…LMAO
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Brooke
So a ***** with a 7.6 gets no love….SMDH
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Listen BG ur pushing it, I am shaped like a woman but built like a lil girl down there and back there. Thats why *****s keep cheating on me. They be like “***** u cant take it” LMAO
@sexual chocolate
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Some girls have crazy as, kinks.
I had a girl once who wanted to see my ***** go in and out of her.
She was crazy cool the only problem is that she liked to bite.
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Ugh, don’t you HATE that *****?
sexual chocolate
@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Some girls have crazy as, kinks.
I had a girl once who wanted to see my ***** go in and out of her.
She was crazy cool the only problem is that she liked to bite.
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Oh my God, I thought I was the only girl that enjoyed watching the act of penitration. GREAT! I am not the only weirdo.
@ BG
I also have no interest in *****in your hair….
***** can walk in lookin like Macy Gray bout the head
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*Falls into a dead faint*
LMAO!!!
@ bg….the ***** could have hair like celie on the color purple, you still will take her down
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ Ladies
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
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… hmmmm I love my nipples bitten. LMAO
@ Ladies
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
@ Brooke
Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol
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I will stand up and say I don’t have and never had. I am even willing to go to the clinic whenever you are ready to get proof.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I prefer girls with long hair ‘like Bey.’ I went out with a sista years ago who had a fade. We *****ed like bunnies day in and day out. Couple years after we broke up, she dropped a bomb talking ’bout she was a lesbian. I had been in love with her so I never saw it coming. Anyway, she had another dude after she broke up with me so it’s not MY fault for all a y’all who are too quick to judge a *****. But, nah, no more short haired chicks for me…
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It sounds like u still love her… Why do u keep having these bad relationships, or better yet, attracting bad women?
Brooke, that 64 year old man is gonna have a heart attack on your *****.
@ Brooklyn
I am sorry for your experience.
I never bite…nip, maybe. Bite…NO!!!
@ bg….the ***** could have hair like celie on the color purple, you still will take her down
LMAO!!!!!!!
BG…You burnt my *****, macy gray hair always look like she woke up from a nap sleeping on her back.
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I prefer girls with long hair ‘like Bey.’ I went out with a sista years ago who had a fade. We *****ed like bunnies day in and day out. Couple years after we broke up, she dropped a bomb talking ’bout she was a lesbian. I had been in love with her so I never saw it coming. Anyway, she had another dude after she broke up with me so it’s not MY fault for all a y’all who are too quick to judge a *****. But, nah, no more short haired chicks for me…
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Damn dude, my heart feels for you.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ Ladies
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
LOL A SOFT BITE IS COOL…SHE MUST DO IT RIGHT…I BET IF SHE DID YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS BITING…YOU WOULD BE ON CLOUD 9
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, that 64 year old man is gonna have a heart attack on your *****.
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Believe it or not, there were a few times he had me calling on Jesus. When he drinks patrone and after I *****y fugg him a lil he goes buck wild on me. (True story)
if you still get monkey bites on your neck, just slap yourself right now!
Brooke, I do still love her. Always will. If a girl’s bad for me, I’m strong enough to walk away. I see too many of my cousins and friends marry women they don’t even love. WTF. Just getting married for the sake of being coupled up because you’re at that age, or because everybody’s doing it or it’s more economically feasible. Those are not good enough reasons for me. I don’t wanna sound like a sucka but it HAS to be authentic.
@ Lady A
YEP!!! I guess they don’t know…
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Would anyone on here nationally admit that they had a curable or (Incurable STD) before? Or yall chickens? lol
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I will stand up and say I don’t have and never had. I am even willing to go to the clinic whenever you are ready to get proof.
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Well I believe u, cuz any man using dental dam in 2009,k is clean as a whistle..
Man, BG, Snoopy, BK Stand up, Awesome and all other males? any STD’s Past or present. C’mon its a safe *****e in here ahahahahaha.
@Brooke
Yup primo I have high standards, but thats what the ***** I get for being prissy: I got stuck with a 64 yr old successful handsome older man that owns BMW dealerships all over NYC. LOL
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Sh*t, I ain’t even mad at that cuz cuz. I been checking out this 60 something year old lady at my job that’s rich as f*ck. I can’t say what she own’s cause I can get fired if someone found out but lets just say she’s at the status uf your suga daddy.
I told my wife, if she gives me a chance I’m a knock the dust off that puzzy, lol
Those are not good enough reasons for me. I don’t wanna sound like a sucka but it HAS to be authentic.
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i agree, you got to feel that *****! not just do it because you think your obligated because yall been together for awhile.
I had one crazy chick who thought it was a good idea to claw her nails all over my body – lightly – as a form of foreplay. I thought that was the oddest ***** ever. And even when I told her that it hurt, she resisted and said it would soon start to feel good. WTF. Sorry, but some inexperienced chicks don’t have a clue.
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ Ladies
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
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… hmmmm I love my nipples bitten. LMAO
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Well that figures. Of course YOU would like sommething like that loca
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I do still love her. Always will. If a girl’s bad for me, I’m strong enough to walk away. I see too many of my cousins and friends marry women they don’t even love. WTF. Just getting married for the sake of being coupled up because you’re at that age, or because everybody’s doing it or it’s more economically feasible. Those are not good enough reasons for me. I don’t wanna sound like a sucka but it HAS to be authentic.
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Awww, I have nothing but respect for you, cuz all those reasons u named is the only reasons why I would get married. I am learning to be a less shallow person, but Change is Hard for me. I think I need therapy again.
I told my wife, if she gives me a chance I’m a knock the dust off that puzzy, lol
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DUST? LMAO!!!!
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
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I hate that too, cut that ***** out. That ***** is a turnoff, i’m trying to get it in and you biting me like this is a bar fight.
@TRS
@ Brooklyn
I am sorry for your experience.
I never bite…nip, maybe. Bite…NO!!!
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Now that’s more my cup of tea. I like to nibble, nip suck and lick not bite, lol…
WHAT KINDA WOMEN DO YALL MESS WITH THAT LITERALLY BITE…ARE THEY LIKE TEENAGERS?
@ Brooklyn
Exactly!! Oh boy…I think I am going to cut it out now.
@ BK Stand up
Sh*t, I ain’t even mad at that cuz cuz. I been checking out this 60 something year old lady at my job that’s rich as f*ck. I can’t say what she own’s cause I can get fired if someone found out but lets just say she’s at the status uf your suga daddy.
I told my wife, if she gives me a chance I’m a knock the dust off that puzzy, lol
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ahahahahahah. Damn primo, u just made me spit out my water. Yes, I love him cuz he doesnt take no ***** from me, he is not new to the PYT women. lol
Brooklyn, Stand Up, you’re making me think of this Dominican friend I have who met a Black lady, around 60ish, who developed feelings for him. She made a proposal that she wanted to pay him for Spanish lessons. It was all a guise, of course, so she could get closer to him. He has a wife and kids. Anyway, she drove a Mercedes and she offered that he could drive it any time he wanted. So one day he comes to me and says, “Yo, Dawg. I got up in her apartment and when she took that wig off, that was IT.” He left. But I kept on needling him – “*****, she had a MERCEDES.” Ha-ha-ha.
Guys are too afraid to Bite my *****, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ Ladies
What the f*ck is up with the biting? I HATE that sh*t, no matter how good the sex is once you bit me I feel like punching you in the damn head. Would you like it if I bit the sh*t out of your nipple of took a nice chunk out of your *****?
LOL A SOFT BITE IS COOL…SHE MUST DO IT RIGHT…I BET IF SHE DID YOU WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS BITING…YOU WOULD BE ON CLOUD 9
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See Lady A, you make it sound pleasant, not like some people who try to take a chunck out of your skin like Hanibal Lector, lol…
Dont bite me, scratch my back…nothing! You need to contain yourself!
I can’t be go home and tell my gal that I rescued a man from a Leopord!
How many guys in here like they toes sucked? I love doing that and getting that done
I’m convinced marriage is a farce. I have yet to see anybody among my family and friends being honestly successful at it. Everybody’s busy keeping up appearances, man.
@ Brooke
Guys are too afraid to Bite my *****, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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Haha, what you working with over there? Tell us more about these tig-o-bitties.
@ Awesome
taking notes
Picturing Brooke flyin around the room like a busted ballon!
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
you make it sound pleasant, not like some people who try to take a chunck out of your skin like Hanibal Lector, lol…
IT SHOULD BE PLEASANT…YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE TEETH ARE BEING USED.
@ Fellas
Do any of ya’ll ENJOY eating puzzy as much as me?
Or when a girl comes in your mouth? I *****in’ LOVE that hot juice, it’s yummy, Mmmmmmhhhh
Brooklyn, Stand Up, I ain’t gonna lie, I’m into that nipple-biting ***** too my damn self.
Dont bite me, scratch my back…nothing! You need to contain yourself!
I can’t be go home and tell my gal that I rescued a man from a Leopord!
Tell her it was a Cougar
IT SHOULD BE PLEASANT…YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE TEETH ARE BEING USED.
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JB, you’re quick with them one-liners.
bg (Viernes Nucca!),
*SHARPENING NAILS*
Hey Jb a.k.a. Cougarlicious, are you a certified stripper ? Lol, not that there any thing is wrong with that, just don’t do “extras” Lol. Yes Section 8 sounds like a dream come true, but one of my friends that I went to Jr. high with was enrolled in the Section 8 program and she told me it sucked paying the low cost rent was cool but they were always in her business, due to the fact that she wasn’t on the County she worked and took college cl*****es at night. So when she landed her dream job she moved out and just started paying regular price rent even though it cost more, like that Visa commercial having peace of mind and privacy, priceless, lol. Before my friend told me that I was thinking about signing up for the Section 8 program but after hearing that info from my friend I don’t want Section any more, lol. By the way AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP, both my home girl and I are home grown from here in the States, and were’re not on the County. As a matter of fact all Black people here aren’t on the County, believe it thay have jobs, yes some of them are loud and ghetto as hell, lol but they do have jobs, lol.
@ jb
I might have spilled all the beans by the end of the day.
Nothing wrong with the teeth scraping across the head a little bit.
I Hate when I am dating a guy and he comes home wit a hickey and lie and said a bee stung him.. Fellas: why would yall get a hickey from another woman if u have a staedy girlfriend? Guys are so dumb.
@ Carla
No not a stripper, just in luv with one.
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
TELL HER TO BRUSH HER TEETH FIRST…MAKES THEM SLIPPERY…THEN TELL HER TO PICK A VEIN AND GRAZE IT PAST HER BOTTOM TEETH…..NOW YOU MAY ***** QUICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT…
THERE’S THE LESSON FOR THE DAY
@ carla..you in cali?
You’re right, Brooke! I’ve been with chicks who are into that *****y-squeezing *****. You’d think otherwise but I’ve grabbed handfuls and kneaded that mothafocka like dough and they start turning into that witch from ‘Conan And The Barbarian.’ They trip off of that *****.
@AWWWWWWWSHAAADDDUP
“Brooke, I do still love her. Always will. If a girl’s bad for me, I’m strong enough to walk away. I see too many of my cousins and friends marry women they don’t even love. WTF. Just getting married for the sake of being coupled up because you’re at that age, or because everybody’s doing it or it’s more economically feasible. Those are not good enough reasons for me. I don’t wanna sound like a sucka but it HAS to be authentic.”
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You sucka!!
@ Brooke
Guys are too afraid to Bite my *****, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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You need to stop messing with the geriatric community and go mess with a dude with a good dental plan.
The reason why they are scared to bite you is because they don’t want to break their dentures.
Oh snap…
JB is teaching cl*****.
*taking notes*
@ Awesome
I got a locker full of note pads.
lakers snoop, i just slapped myself and i wonder if you pour a bit of peroxide on the punany will it bubble up and sizzle like club soda.
Lady Architect, I’m all for her taking the ***** into her mouth and humming routine.
@Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
Guys are too afraid to Bite my *****, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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Haha, what you working with over there? Tell us more about these tig-o-bitties.
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I’m with Awesome-O, tell us more, lol….
Awesome-O-3000
@ Brooke
Guys are too afraid to Bite my *****, they always think they will deflate or explode or something. Guys are dumb
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Haha, what you working with over there? Tell us more about these tig-o-bitties.
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LMAO. I am referencing guys who suck on women ***** that have implants. Me and my friends talk about yall all the time, about how man act scared like they gonna pop off or something. Its quite peculiar to watch.. Only white guys are hipped to the nipple bitting a woman with Fake D’s lol (Sike, let me stop before this becomes a race discussion) lol
@ Fellas
Do any of ya’ll ENJOY eating puzzy as much as me?
Or when a girl comes in your mouth? I *****in’ LOVE that hot juice, it’s yummy, Mmmmmmhhhh
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Well I don’t know how much you enjoy it. I hope you aint one of those “just let me eat it guys” That ***** is *****ing up america.
However I do enjoy giving the ladies a lil oral pleasure…actually alot. But I’m not a fan of having any body fluids on my face
@BROOKE
“I Hate when I am dating a guy and he comes home wit a hickey and lie and said a bee stung him.. Fellas: why would yall get a hickey from another woman if u have a staedy girlfriend? Guys are so dumb.”
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Naw…. it’s really not that bad a judgement. The chick GIVING you the hickie might not want to ***** if you talkin bout “don’t leave no evidence” and ***** for one.
Also, you can get a chance to gauge your girlfriend’s reaction to see if she will really clown or believe the “bee sting” incident.
The lower the register, the better. LOL!
Men Lesson
we know when you are about to nut. That vein on the back gets really hard. So we know at that point to either get up or to keep going faster
@ Brooke
Mess with me I will bite the ***** out of those *****, I would be like Hannidal Lecter.
Hello Clarice
But on the other hand we could be distant cousins, that could be kinda weird.
lakers snoop, i just slapped myself and i wonder if you pour a bit of peroxide on the punany will it bubble up and sizzle like club soda
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IDK…that’s awww, pouring ciroc on puzzy my *****
@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™,
TELL HER TO BRUSH HER TEETH FIRST…MAKES THEM SLIPPERY…THEN TELL HER TO PICK A VEIN AND GRAZE IT PAST HER BOTTOM TEETH…..NOW YOU MAY ***** QUICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT…
THERE’S THE LESSON FOR THE DAY
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***Taking notes***
i once got a monkey bite from another girl other than my girl , so i told my girl in the dark to kiss my neck and bite lightly, she did and she thought she put it there the next day.
@ Primo
I’m with Awesome-O, tell us more, lol….
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Aidos Mios. Primo ur my Puerto Rican Cousin. LMAO
@ brooke
Stop dating them lite skinned dudes. I could get attacked by a hoover and you wouldn’t know the difference.
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Mess with me I will bite the ***** out of those *****, I would be like Hannidal Lecter.
Hello Clarice
But on the other hand we could be distant cousins, that could be kinda weird.
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Ya!! It will totally be weird, besides, I am more attracted to Jason Voorhies than Hannibal Lector
my girl folds her lips over the teeth and works that tongue , never have a problem with teeth,.. fold them fold them.
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@ Primo
I’m with Awesome-O, tell us more, lol….
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Aidos Mios. Primo ur my Puerto Rican Cousin. LMAO
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LOL!! U never heard that saying “Los primo’s se primange”?
Awesome-O-3000,
YOU BETTA GIVE JB THE BIZ WHEN YOU GET OUT HERE…DONT GET NO BAD RATINGS BUDDY…LOL
@sweet n sour sauce
i once got a monkey bite from another girl other than my girl , so i told my girl in the dark to kiss my neck and bite lightly, she did and she thought she put it there the next day.
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Nice! That’s using your head.
Carla, I never meant to insinuate that all Black Americans are on the dole. I was just giving examples from what I’ve witnessed myself with those selected few who refuse to take control over their lives but opt for the government to be their long-life surrogate ‘Daddy.’
@BG
“Well I don’t know how much you enjoy it. I hope you aint one of those “just let me eat it guys” That ***** is *****ing up america.
However I do enjoy giving the ladies a lil oral pleasure…actually alot. But I’m not a fan of having any body fluids on my face”
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America *****ed up dawg…. *****ED UP cause of dem “douche mouth” *****s.
I can’t believe y’all are still trippin’ over that liquor-on-the-pleasure-pocket routine. Explore your horizons.
Example
Bossip Fam
Awesome’s BDR rating 10 (higher number means bad)
What is hopefully will be
Awesome BDR Rating 0 Nothing to report (keeping that one secret don’t want anyone else to get it.)
@brooklyn, believe it or not i learned that from a chick.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I can’t believe y’all are still trippin’ over that liquor-on-the-pleasure-pocket routine. Explore your horizons.
SOUNDS INTERESTING…JUST NOT ON MY EXPENSIVE BED AND SHEETS…NO SIR
Awesome will get me ready for 6/26
@ Man
The ***** is becoming an epedemic. *****s just sayin “I just wanna eat your *****”.
I don’t know what Brooklyn is talking about with that ‘taking a warm burst of female ejaculation in your mouth.’ That *****’s nasty.
Awesome-O-3000
@ brooke
Stop dating them lite skinned dudes. I could get attacked by a hoover and you wouldn’t know the difference.
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I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.
@sweet n sour sauce
@brooklyn, believe it or not i learned that from a chick.
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WOW!! See, you learn something new everyday. Thanks buddy!
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I don’t know what Brooklyn is talking about with that ‘taking a warm burst of female ejaculation in your mouth.’ That *****’s nasty.
But you wanna burst in a woman’s mouth
Maybe if I was married, I’d feel differently – but right now, you gotta draw the line somewhere. Aim the coochie that way when you’re coming.
**trying to be some females well kept Bossip secret**
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
@ Man
The ***** is becoming an epedemic. *****s just sayin “I just wanna eat your *****”.
THAT’S BEEN OUT THERE SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER….BEING A VIRGIN HAD MANY OF THOSE BENEFITS….
@AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
I don’t know what Brooklyn is talking about with that ‘taking a warm burst of female ejaculation in your mouth.’ That *****’s nasty.
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I don’t know what kindd of chicks you mess w/ but every one that I ate tasted great. Nice and sweet.
@BK Stand up
LOL!! U never heard that saying “Los primo’s se primange”?
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Ooooooooh, I am telling Mommy lol
JB, just so you know, if a dude nuts on your face, probability is high he’s not valuing you as ‘marriage material.’
Damn, Brooklyn. Might as well tell me you’re into eating placentas and *****.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
JB, just so you know, if a dude nuts on your face, probability is high he’s not valuing you as ‘marriage material.’
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I know that. But I was talking about you don’t want a girl squirting all in your mouth, but you are ok with busting in her mouth?
@ EVERYONE
I Don’t get it. Why do black guys have a problem w/ eating puzzy? Me? personally I love it but why is it that all of my black friends say the same sh*t? Nah, I don’t eat that sh*t, that sh*t’s nasty. WHAT? That’s sh*t taste like jerk chicken, you better get you some, lol… THAT SH*T IS GOOD!!!
Question For Fellas and chicas: How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
@LADY A
“The ***** is becoming an epedemic. *****s just sayin “I just wanna eat your *****”.
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THAT’S BEEN OUT THERE SINCE I WAS A TEENAGER….BEING A VIRGIN HAD MANY OF THOSE BENEFITS….”
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Yeah, that was cool ……FOR TEENAGERS. *****, you just tryin to get NEXT to the ***** then.
Now you got GROWN ***** *****S talkin bout “I ain’t hit mayne but I was eatin that ***** up dawg.”
GTFOH!! Now you ain’t goin ever hit *****. LOL.
grabbing a pen my pencil broke~~~~~~still taking notes~~~~
Guilty as charged….i used that i just want to eat the ***** line before, i licked for like 2 min. and *****ed for about 25 min….lol
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hell, I am a true Sailor. I am not looking to get married. I just want to *****. No feelings. Ok you can go now. I will call you in a few days or so.
Brooklyn, wasn’t it you who told me that you have a White friend who introduce himself to girls at clubs with the line, “I’m good at eating *****.”???
@ Lady A, JB
Don’t worry about the ratings and such. Awesome shows up everytime.
How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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13…
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ EVERYONE
I Don’t get it. Why do black guys have a problem w/ eating puzzy? Me? personally I love it but why is it that all of my black friends say the same sh*t? Nah, I don’t eat that sh*t, that sh*t’s nasty. WHAT? That’s sh*t taste like jerk chicken, you better get you some, lol… THAT SH*T IS GOOD!!!
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OMG Primo, who are u telling, I swear that is why I havent dated alot of Black guys. The ones I did date were down, but most I am just friends wit be like Nah. I love me my PR’s DR’s Panamanians, Cubans columbians, south of da border men any day
Man I just dont care™…..
I DATE OLDER MEN…SAME SITUATION…
Question For Fellas and chicas: How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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i had my first salmon sandwich when i was 17
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
@BK Stand up
LOL!! U never heard that saying “Los primo’s se primange”?
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Ooooooooh, I am telling Mommy lol
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It’s your fault. Stop talking about *****ies, lol… I LOVE boobz!
@ Brooklyn
@ EVERYONE
I Don’t get it. Why do black guys have a problem w/ eating puzzy? Me? personally I love it but why is it that all of my black friends say the same sh*t? Nah, I don’t eat that sh*t, that sh*t’s nasty. WHAT? That’s sh*t taste like jerk chicken, you better get you some, lol… THAT SH*T IS GOOD!!!
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LAWD HAVE MERCY! Why did you have to get married??? LMAO
JB, seriously, in the Navy – isn’t the dyke population kind of high? Be honest.
13…
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dayum, i had my first piece at 12, but i wasn’t sucking on *****s…lol
Man I just dont care™
How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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13…
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where u any good? did she *****? I swear I will have a heartattack if my little angel come home at 13 and say he ate a girl’s *****. I think I will kill the girl.
BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE
@ brooke
I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.
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Come on over to the dark side.
I was about 17 the first time I tried Jack Mac!
I was a late bloomer tho. I didnt start *****in till i was 16
Hey, Jamaican dudes NEVER admit to eating *****. I’ll admit it. I do it to satisfy my honey – and to get reciprocation – but I don’t gotta LIKE it.
@ Brooke
Question For Fellas and chicas: How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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I was 19 and she was 31.
To make it better she was an *****ociate professor at the University. Let just leave it at that, always pushing he ***** on me when she was tutoring me in Linear Calculus – I showed her.
LOL at Snoopy calling Puzzy a Salmon Sammich ahahahaha
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@ EVERYONE
I Don’t get it. Why do black guys have a problem w/ eating puzzy? Me? personally I love it but why is it that all of my black friends say the same sh*t? Nah, I don’t eat that sh*t, that sh*t’s nasty. WHAT? That’s sh*t taste like jerk chicken, you better get you some, lol… THAT SH*T IS GOOD!!!
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OMG Primo, who are u telling, I swear that is why I havent dated alot of Black guys. The ones I did date were down, but most I am just friends wit be like Nah. I love me my PR’s DR’s Panamanians, Cubans columbians, south of da border men any day
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I don’t understand it. I mean that sh*t is soooooooooo good to me, lol… I’m not saying that I want to spend my whle trip down there but I do need to check in for at least a half hour, feel me? As long as that sh*t smells good and is shaved I’m down there w/ my knee pads & bib, lol…
WOMEN WHO DONT SUCK ***** SHOULD BE STONED!
How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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16. She was 22 and had to tell me how to do it right. I thank her for her guidance, cuz I’ve been getting nother but praise ever since.
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Oh no doubt. But trust there are many guys out there that just wanted to get down. Hell I was on 5 carriers and trust squadron men as well as ships company just wanna have sex. Marines too.
Awesome-O-3000
@ brooke
I know. I need to stop. But they need to leave me alone too. I am dying to date a nice chocolate man one day.
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Come on over to the dark side.
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**Walking over to the Darkside slowly, yet Cautiously**
@BROOKE
“where u any good? did she *****? I swear I will have a heartattack if my little angel come home at 13 and say he ate a girl’s *****. I think I will kill the girl.”
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I ain’t know what the ***** I was doin. LOL. I was just horny then a muh*****a and the ***** was right there. Almost nutted before I could even pull my ***** out. She wasn’t bout to go ALL the way tho.
****** STILL turn me on reminisicing about it*
*WAS A LATE BLOOMER TOO…DIDN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL I WAS 21 GOING ON 22*
@Brooke: The Chocolate Godess (The weather sucked, but we still turned Cancun out!)
Question For Fellas and chicas: How old were u when u very first performed Oral sex on someone?
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15 yrs. old and God help me cause I had no idea what the f*ck I was doing, lol… The girl was like just put it in, lol…
LOL @ Man
16. She was 22 and had to tell me how to do it right. I thank her for her guidance, cuz I’ve been getting nother but praise ever since.
**Adding this to the scorecard**
DAMN
EVERY dude ate an older woman’s ***** when he did it for the first time… LOL. That CAN’T be a coincidence!!
bg (Viernes Nucca!)
WOMEN WHO DONT SUCK ***** SHOULD BE STONED!
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Well i must admit, that I can count on 1 hand (maybe 2) how many dudes I sucked off, I have to be feeling the guy and he has to be well shaved, his ***** cant taste salty and his seamen cannot taste like spoiled milk. He also must not be too big, (I hate gagging) and he had to at least serviced me first for a good hal half hour. Yes I am super picky. But If he has a ***** ring I will go down quicker, I love piercings)
*WAS A LATE BLOOMER TOO…DIDN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL I WAS 21 GOING ON 22*
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so that that snappa still tight huh?
I remember my early days of ***** pounding. I used to be able to go back to back, just running thru rubbers. Now I’ll give you one good one and one in the a.m. if you stay
LOL at man nutting on himself while eating puzzy for the first time, it reminds me of that movie American pie. lol
**Well I was 17 when I first sucked a *****, but 14 when it was first done to me. The guy was like 21 back then)
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
*WAS A LATE BLOOMER TOO…DIDN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL I WAS 21 GOING ON 22*
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so that that snappa still tight huh?
LET’S SEE IM 23….USE YOUR IMAGINATION
ate some ***** last night.and got my belly full too!
JB, you never realize how important sex is to your life until you can’t have any. I mean stuck in bootcamp for EIGHT weeks! It’s like being in jail. Pure torture. (There was one freakish white boy in a rack above mine who was pounding one out one night. It was like the Twilight Zone. I hollered so hard at him to take that ***** into the head. I think the whole Division heard me.) Anyway, when I finally made it home, I had to get some ***** QUICK. That forced dry period will ***** with your head.
lady a is a great *****,i meant catch
The gorilla in chinchilla sure has been busy today.
@ MIJDC
EVERY dude ate an older woman’s ***** when he did it for the first time… LOL. That CAN’T be a coincidence!!
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I think we just stumbled on a secret they don’t want us to know. Chicks be taking advantange of the young dude’s curiousity.
MO!!! HEY THERE
bg man i remember going thru the whole diary of a mad man cd, now i’ll be lucky if i make it thru the interlude of “i wanna freak you” smdh
Brooke, I knew you were a freak but I had NO idea. ***** ring? WTF!
LOL at all the Guys Puzzy eating stories. Ok question, now that yall not lil boys or women and grown now, do anyone incorporate toys and other paraphanillia in the bed… did that even make sense? lmao damn Im still drunk
JB
when are you gonna let me form a tornado between your legs?
@ Brooke
come on dude has to eat the ***** for at least a half hour ?
It sounds like your dude don’t know what the hell the are doing. All I need is 15 minutes or so to get my women off.
or you one of those picky type
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, I knew you were a freak but I had NO idea. ***** ring? WTF!
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Yea that ***** tripped me out at first but then I kinda liked it.
@AWESOME
“EVERY dude ate an older woman’s ***** when he did it for the first time… LOL. That CAN’T be a coincidence!!
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I think we just stumbled on a secret they don’t want us to know. Chicks be taking advantange of the young dude’s curiousity.”
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Yeah, need to do a “Date Line” exposé!!
“My Son’s Face Was Sat On.”
**Well I was 17 when I first sucked a *****, but 14 when it was first done to me. The guy was like 21 back then)
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did you swallow or caught a facial?
*peeking in*
Damn shopping is so exhilerating!
I see ya’ll have turned the thread out!
Y’all don’t play at all
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
come on dude has to eat the ***** for at least a half hour ?
It sounds like your dude don’t know what the hell the are doing. All I need is 15 minutes or so to get my women off.
or you one of those picky type
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I am very very picky, that is my downfall, and so are you.
brooke
my girl wanna go toy shopping on sunday.im not down for it,but am trying to be open minded. i got all the toys she needs.my *****,my tongue,my fingers,my lips.what else does a girl need.
@ Snoop
***** I don’t even try to listen to music while I’m *****in, don’t need no beat nor a mental clock.
30-45 minutes of ***** quality sex!
So a ***** better enjoy, cuz we started the race at the same time, don’t trip if I cross the finish line first
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I used to ***** so much out to sea. 120 days out inthe Idian Ocean will do things to you.
lady up lady a. how your day
@ LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
*WAS A LATE BLOOMER TOO…DIDN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL I WAS 21 GOING ON 22*
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so that that snappa still tight huh?
LET’S SEE IM 23….USE YOUR IMAGINATION
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nowadays that really don’t mean ***** with some of these girls out here.
Some started having sex last week and already ran though a small family unit.
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
**Well I was 17 when I first sucked a *****, but 14 when it was first done to me. The guy was like 21 back then)
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did you swallow or caught a facial?
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WTF??? Neither. Just like yall I was horribal, using teeth inappropiatley and scaving the shaft the wrong way, the dude just begged me to stop and turn around. lol
@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
*WAS A LATE BLOOMER TOO…DIDN’T HAVE SEX UNTIL I WAS 21 GOING ON 22*
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U must have a good father.
ja princess
wats up dumplin.
Ok question, now that yall not lil boys or women and grown now, do anyone incorporate toys and other paraphanillia in the bed…
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I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
!!*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOhoes*!!
brooke
my girl wanna go toy shopping on sunday.im not down for it,but am trying to be open minded. i got all the toys she needs.my *****,my tongue,my fingers,my lips.what else does a girl need.
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Damn, I guess yall set huh.. I feel u on that one.
stop and turn around!!!! bwaaaaaaaah
went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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LMMFAO!!!
I will leave thread to the freaks, Im going to another post. Lata
@trs
@AWESOME
“I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been”
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That would of been gay if you had put it on dude. Like you wsa rubbin *****s with the next *****.
I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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**Purchase 1 less ticket to show and go get new toys**
awsome-o
your a smart man.you dont know where the *****s been
*The first bj*
I remember it like it was yesterday! The best 84 seconds of my young life! The girl didnt get no type of warning.
She ran out like Red did when Debo took his chain
@MIJDC
EVERY dude ate an older woman’s ***** when he did it for the first time… LOL. That CAN’T be a coincidence!!
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I think we just stumbled on a secret they don’t want us to know. Chicks be taking advantange of the young dude’s curiousity.”
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Yeah, need to do a “Date Line” exposé!!
“My Son’s Face Was Sat On.”
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LMAO, gotta get Vivica Fox to host it.
Z
why you leaving? ***** join the party
I remember it like it was yesterday! The best 84 seconds of my young life! The girl didnt get no type of warning.
She ran out like Red did when Debo took his chain
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LMMFAO!!!_____________DEAD__________
@ awesome
I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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OMG, I once dated this dude a while back. He blind folded me, tryna be all kinky and ***** and he try to stick something up my bootie patootey and when I pulled the blindfold off it was a ***** *****, I was like WTF!!! he said he use it on all his girls. I said “***** u must be crazy to think I will stick something used up my *****.” Then he said “but my ***** is used and its going up ya ***** so what’s ya point?” lmao
@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE
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That’s what I say to myself when they tell me they don’t eat puzzy. I’m like, yeah, sure you don’t!
@BG
“*The first bj*
I remember it like it was yesterday! The best 84 seconds of my young life! The girl didnt get no type of warning.
She ran out like Red did when Debo took his chain”
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ROFLMAO!!
84 seconds my *****?? LOL.
@ MIJDC, MoCars
Yeah, she almost got me too. How you just gonna pull something like that out of the night stand. Like, “*****, ain’t nothing in there sterile”
Hey, JB. On the evening news teaser, they just mentioned a report on officers in the Navy who have been sexually har*****ing female cadets for years. LOL. Talk about a coincidence.
I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
LMAOOOO…THOSE RINGS ARE THE BEST!…THEY GOT THE ONE THAT TAKES CARE OF THE WOMAN AND MAN ALL AT ONCE….BUT YEH PULLING OUT THE DRAWER NOT COOL
Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
@LADY ARCHITECT…TRUE TACTICIAN
BROOKLYN…
I DON’T KNOW ANY GUYS LIKE THAT UNLESS THAT ARE GAY…ITS 2009…SAME GOES FOR WOMEN WHO DON’T “GIVE HEAD”…YEH SURE
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That’s what I say to myself when they tell me they don’t eat puzzy. I’m like, yeah, sure you don’t!
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No True. Like Awwwwwshadup said, Jamaican men do not like to eat puzzy!!! Thats like a fact lol
awesom
lmao
Why do women pull that bs, “let me know when you about to *****” I just bust in the mouth anyway because i know its some bull*****
@ Brooke
@ awesome
I went home with a chick once. She had one of those vibrate d!ck rings she wanted me to put on. I almost did it until i realized she pulled it out her night stand so that meant I probably wouldn’t have been the only guy to wear it. Closest i’ve been
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OMG, I once dated this dude a while back. He blind folded me, tryna be all kinky and ***** and he try to stick something up my bootie patootey and when I pulled the blindfold off it was a ***** *****, I was like WTF!!! he said he use it on all his girls. I said “***** u must be crazy to think I will stick something used up my *****.” Then he said “but my ***** is used and its going up ya ***** so what’s ya point?” lmao
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Haha, you had to laugh at that though. That’s pure comedy.
@AWESOME
“Yeah, she almost got me too. How you just gonna pull something like that out of the night stand. Like, “*****, ain’t nothing in there sterile”
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Next thing you know she was gonna be trying to slide sumthin up you *****…
Brooke, you’re wrong for that ***** up the ***** story. LOL!!!!
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I used to mess with officers. They are the best because they have more to lose than me. So they keep it closed and can’t get jealous.
I like no kind of activity having to do with the ***** during sex. That’s some off the radar nasty *****.
Why do women pull that bs, “let me know when you about to *****” I just bust in the mouth anyway because i know its some bull*****
Ones that know what they are doing can tell and don’t have to ask.
Dead giveaways
1) grabbing the head
2) Vein getting hard
3) More oohhh and ahhhhhhhhhh and shyte girl
@JB
“I used to mess with officers. They are the best because they have more to lose than me. So they keep it closed and can’t get jealous.”
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“Officer MIJDC would like to see you in his quarters immediately.”
snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
Why do women pull that bs, “let me know when you about to *****” I just bust in the mouth anyway because i know its some bull*****
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I wish a ***** would put his premature ejected as ***** in my mouth without asking me, I swear it would be a smackdown in that bedroom. lol
Damn, JB, can’t say you didn’t take full advantage of your Navy career. I sometimes regret not sticking with it – if only for the benefits. But I know I can’t deal with all that structure. I’m not wired that way. I gotta have my freedom.
* the first bj*
Home from college for thanksgiving and after smashing his jump off in my room, my brother tells me that he got me a birthday present (i turned 14). He sends me into the room and I was immediately spoiled. It was 6 years b4 i got head as good as that again.
I’m with AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!! on that one…
Don’t like getting anything up or near the azz, never tried it, never will. But I do enjoy giving *****, lol…
It’s better to give then recieve!!!
brooke was doing the bootie doo
Man
You gonna make a sister and Lady A do a road trip down to the boot
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooke, you’re wrong for that ***** up the ***** story. LOL!!!!
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LMAO. I havent had ALOT of partners but I had ALOT of sex, and boy was I in some sticky situations (Get it sticky ahahahahaha)
Okay, so isn’t it only fair to conclude if women don’t like the taste of *****, that they must be dykes?
1) grabbing the head
2) Vein getting hard
3) More oohhh and ahhhhhhhhhh and shyte girl
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Head coach…. Splatt Summit ( tennessee volunteers) lol
@ Brooke
Have a guy ever used feathers to stimulate you, before or during intercourse ?
!!*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOhoes*!!
brooke was doing the bootie doo
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I swear on the life of my son, I never did the bootie doo. 2 guys almost got in but nature didnt allow it to happen for them.
lady a….YGM
Brooklyn, anything ***** is a turn-off, man. Hell, even queefing gives me pause sometimes because it sounds so much like a fart.
@ MIJDC
Next thing you know she was gonna be trying to slide sumthin up you *****…
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My buddy would drop instantly. Then i’m either handing out an ***** whoopin or a bill for services rendered.
never bust of head.idk why?
It was 6 years b4 i got head as good as that again.
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**Mental note to ***** up awesomes head like a true scorpio can**
Brooke, I’ve used the feathers. O, hell, yeah – women love that tingling all over their bodies with that pea***** feather.
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Have a guy ever used feathers to stimulate you, before or during intercourse ?
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ummmm. Not that I recall, But I do masterbate pretty often, especially out here in VA, its fugging boring. I just throw on the Tweet Song Opps, and I get to town with myself….
@jb
Man
You gonna make a sister and Lady A do a road trip down to the boot”
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**starts practicing pelvic thrust motion**
Head coach…. Splatt Summit ( tennessee volunteers) lol
LMAO!!!
some great head and good cooking= wifey
@Guys
How many times a day do yall jack off? or for more conservative guys like sexual chocolate, how many times a week? lol
Plz don’t be pregO by Lil Wayne!!!! o Lawd
Damn Shoney’s was off the chain. I took a nap in the back seat of my car before coming back to the office.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
Brooklyn, anything ***** is a turn-off, man. Hell, even queefing gives me pause sometimes because it sounds so much like a fart.
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Farts u can control (most of the time) but Queefing is inevitable. LOL
Brooklyn, anything ***** is a turn-off, man. Hell, even queefing gives me pause sometimes because it sounds so much like a fart.
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if she aint queefed a few times I don’t think I’ve put in work. Maybe that’s just me tho.
Splatt Summit
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Man I just dont care™
@jb
Man
You gonna make a sister and Lady A do a road trip down to the boot”
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**starts practicing pelvic thrust motion**
IM DOWN…WOULD HAVE TO RAPE SONGBIRD
some great head and good cooking= wifey
That is my motto.
Come here Snoop and sit down for dinner. WHile you try to eat, I am all up under the table so no one sees.
@Brooke
Where do you get your hair at baby? It has the shine that I am looking for. Do you use sew in or lace fronts?
@ Brooke
Get yourself and egg or a jack rabbit.
The rabbit is weapon of choice, I use it to hit her g-spot and ***** at the same time.
Legs shaking, pleasure when she climaxes.
Did that ***** this morning and after she didn’t want to leave my loft.
Women, I tell you
Man I just dont care™
Brooklyn, anything ***** is a turn-off, man. Hell, even queefing gives me pause sometimes because it sounds so much like a fart.
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if she aint queefed a few times I don’t think I’ve put in work. Maybe that’s just me tho.
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Man, did I mention how much I love u? some guys are so turned off by queefing
Damn, Lady Architect, that avatar is reminding me of Nola Darling from ‘She’s Gotta Have It.’ And that’s on topic because that girl was a freak. I wore that tape out when I was a teen-ager back in the day.
Come here Snoop and sit down for dinner. WHile you try to eat, I am all up under the table so no one sees.
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OOOOOWWWWWW! full course meal
What are you saying, Brooke, you queef like a wart hog?
sexual chocolate
@ Brooke
Get yourself and egg or a jack rabbit.
The rabbit is weapon of choice, I use it to hit her g-spot and ***** at the same time.
Legs shaking, pleasure when she climaxes.
Did that ***** this morning and after she didn’t want to leave my loft.
Women, I tell you
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I been using the bullet for years. I heard rabbits stretch out the cooch. lol
Legs shaking, pleasure when she climaxes.
That is when you know you are locked in for life!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!
What are you saying, Brooke, you queef like a wart hog?
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Kinda sorta. LOL
@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
If I knew it was like that in the military, I would have signed up.
even though I am already and army of one
Ok guy. I have to go and play mommy now. He’s home.
Hasta Luego
@BROOKLYN
“if she aint queefed a few times I don’t think I’ve put in work. Maybe that’s just me tho.
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Man, did I mention how much I love u? some guys are so turned off by queefing”
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TURNED OFF?? Man, that ***** like ♪♫♪ to a ***** ears!!
A woman will lie out her mouth but the sound from that ***** is the TRUTH!!
LOL @ Man, I Just Don’t Care
“A woman will lie out her mouth but the sound from that ***** is the TRUTH!!”
Ahahahaha!
Bye, Brooke. Try the feather thing. You’ll thank me.
Did you know that you can eat more food at the buffet if you don’t order a drink until after you eat?
@ Brooke
I been using the bullet for years. I heard rabbits stretch out the cooch. lol
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Oh please the rabbit stretches out nothing, you need to get you a man with some girth.
The bullet is cool but it is an under performer.
Get the rabbit and you will see the difference.
Put that ***** to bed.
@ Sexual Chocolate
What else is there to do out to sea? Especially with the married ones. They talk less than the officers.
JB Cougarlicious,
Okay, I believe you, lol…
Snoop bloggy blog,
Yes I am, in L.A.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHAD
DAAAAAAAP, on the dole, huh ? Where are you from the UK ? That’s what English people call the county welfare over there, lol.
As for Lauren, again I don’t understand the attraction to Wayne, besides the money, ewww, lol . Even if an ugly guy had money one look at his gas face I just can’t do it ! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, what a night mare, aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!
Lol, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! That’s okay I’ll just have a fun conversation with the cute grocery check out guy, lol.
@
What a gwaan yute
Just sitting on the sidelines and checkin out the convo
Carla
We knew you were from LA cause you said the County. I grew up on 39th and Crenshaw
Yeah, Carla, I have British relatives. I know the score. But no, I’m in the States.
@ JB Cougarlicious – In Luv wit a Male Stripper named….
oh that sounds as if it would be fun.
A captive community of horny women, ohh the possibilities are endless.
If you don’t get caught of course.
Is it like camp for grown people ?
Still lol’n @ Splatt Summit
Hey, JB, did you ever see combat?
@ Sexual
Yep.
Scouting out the draft picks on the mess decks. But I always went for the more senior people. Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.
alright fam i’m go holla @ yall, it’s the weekend ***** BOSSIP!
@snoop bloggy blog ( GO LAKERS!!!!!)
alright fam i’m go holla @ yall, it’s the weekend ***** BOSSIP!
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Aight Snoop! Have a good weekend
@ JB
Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.
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And thus begins the legend of the Cougar
Damn, JB, it’s the FBI that are performing an investigation on Navy officers sexually abusing cadets. I gotta find out the whole story on that.
@ Awwwwwwwwwwwww
Nope. As an AO I just built the bombs and loaded them. Needless to say my legs are solid. Squatting 250 (4 people on a 1000lb bomb) on a daily basis.
Later Snoop
@Lady Star,
what are you talking about?
Awesome-O-3000
@ JB
Until I decided that they acted too old and needed a young one.
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And thus begins the legend of the Cougar
Haven’t been with one near my age since 1993.
I mean I will give it to someone my age but its not the same.
I’m out too y’all.
It’s been fun. Muah Muah Muah
*blows kisses*
And over the weekend, if you can’t be good…be careful
bye!!!!
Yeah, JB. My cousin married this sista who he met in the Air Force. She had a buttaface but her body was ridiculous. You know the Air Force had worked the hell out of her legs because they were flawless. She had skin that had no blemishes, she was curvaceous and her legs were creamy smooth. Damn, I had a crush on that girl.
OK SO IS ANYONE LEFT…I HAVE 1/2 HOUR LEFT BEFORE I GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
OK time to go to the part-time gig.
Holla at some of you in a few.
Smooches!!!!!!!1
Jamaican Princess, mih ah yuh will tawk latah.
Bye, JB.
Good day people! See ya!
Late JB, JA
I’m still here Lady A. Got all the dollars in my hand cuz i thought the ladies were going to strip today.
LOL OH NOOOOO..U CAN JUST HAND THAT OVER
“Like the last line from The Player’s Club”
Do something to make me feel good, lol
Awesome-O-3000
“Like the last line from The Player’s Club”
Do something to make me feel good, lol
LOL HEY JB SAID U SENT HER SOME PRECIOUS CARGO VIA EMAIL….SHE FORGOT TO SEND IT HOME…
i throw up in my mouth every time i think of her hooking up w/ lil emphezema.
I haven’t sent n e precious cargo just yet. Just some information and a number.
Awesome-O-3000
I haven’t sent n e precious cargo just yet. Just some information and a number.
LOLOL WELL YEH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT…SHE FORGOT TO SEND IT HOME…I WAS SUPPOSE TO GIVE THE MESSAGE THATS ALL
@ Lady A
Ahh, im an idiot. Some how I misread your post. I’ll send it to her.
Awesome-O-3000
@ Lady A
Ahh, im an idiot. Some how I misread your post. I’ll send it to her.
LOL YES MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PLZ
is this true I just don’t see what she’s sees in him he has been around alot he just looks dirty.
@ Lady A
Haha, no comment
AWESOME,
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND…DONT BE PHONE SEXING NOW….LOL
@brooklyn , i agree nothing is going near the b-hole.
@ Lady A
You too. Hey Hey, keep that on the low. lol
[...] *Update* Lauren London Tweets in Response to Bossip: “I’m Very Happy” (Bossip) [...]
JB Cougarlicious, well yes I am from L.A. born and raised here ! Lol. The term called being on the County is just a shortened form of saying that some one is recieving welfare checks. As everyone knows, in the hood to be on the County is worse then working a minimium wage job. Being on the County is just as bad as gold digging, lol. Wow, 39th and Crewnshaw, yeah I know where that is. Speaking of Crenshaw, there’s a Walmart located over there I’m thinking of going to pay a visit there.
AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAA
AAAAAP, so that’s how you know of that term on the dole, lol. It sounds like the fruit company Dole, lol.
DO I EVEN HAVE A COMMENT ON THIS?????
Seriously, why can’t people talk about certain on AIM or Facebook? there’s over 1,000 comments over NOTHING. Who can read all of that mess about sex?
P.S. Lauren is not pregnant. I don’t understand where Bossip gets these things.
At the end of the day her child is just another statistic. Yet another black child born out of wedlock with a father with multiple children from multiple women. Any way you slice it, it’s nothing to be proud of and nothing to brag about. We can do better.
…Objection, Bossip!…
…Purely speculative!…
…Move to strike the record, and dismiss (with costs!)…
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Shes pretty. I hope her a baby doesnt turn out looking like that ugly man. if so she has to suffer with the concequences
The baby is going to suffer the consequences.
She looks extremely hot in the photo.
I just want to see if my new gravie shows up…
@Potryisme
I see you baby. Sometimes you gotta clear your cache but I see you. Can you see mine I changed up too? Thanks
[...] *Update* Lauren London Tweets in Response to Bossip: “I’m Very Happy” (Bossip) [...]
This ***** is stupid for having a baby by a **********a that she ain’t with. What is the *****in point? Who cares the baby will probably look funny anyway. Dumb *****!
Hey, beautiful
My aunt flow is in town and I feel yucky. *sad face*
Now, her name is b**ch, hoe and everything else. I feel like she is unfairly HATED ON for no reason. Hell, for all you know WEEZY F BABY could have planned this. You don’t know, fin’ every girl in the world ain’t sh**. She may be the one he was really tryin to hold on to. Guess what news flash *****S!!! do it tooo!!!! All haters=jealousy to me
Lady Star
I can’t stand these light skinned skinny wannabe actresses acting like they is stars. I am the biggest star around baby!
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I am the same complexion as she is, but I never considered myself “light skinned” so that means you must be black as HELL lol!
But beside that, I feel ya. She’s an average *****ody in my book…..apparently Wayne’s book too LOL!!!
Now, her name is b**ch, hoe and everything else. I feel like she is unfairly HATED ON for no reason. Hell, for all you know WEEZY F BABY could have planned this. You don’t know, fin’ every girl in the world ain’t sh**. She may be the one he was really tryin to hold on to. Guess what news flash *****S!!! do it tooo!!!! All haters=jealousy to me
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I’m not saying that she is any of the above but WOW!!! I would hate to see the ***** *****s have told you and you have believed in the past because if he wanted her or the baby, he 1. WOULD HAVE MARRIED HER LIKE HE DID TOYA, HIS FIRST WIFE/BABY MOMMA, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT HE HAS A LOT MORE MONEY THAN HE DID 3 YEARS AGO and 2. Wouldn’t have just had a baby wit another girl less than a year ago…..
SMMFH @ what women find exceptable these days…raise your standards ma!!!!
U poor, poor thing…….
Lauren London is indicative of what i’ve been sayin’ all along: THE AVERAGE ***** *****’S AMBITION IS TO BE SOME THUG’S OR DEADBEAT’S BABYMAMA…IT IS WHAT IT BE.
If a ***** can love a human LIZARD, so be it.
looooool lilaay your going to get a spankin lauren is going hard to keep ***** DL. plus lil wayne ha i can see why ewwww. Lauren your *****ing nasty. still got love 4u tho loool
LMAO @ Pervster
OMFG!!!
Damn I missed it all yesterday…Lady Star i like that booty and skin color girl…it’s sexy to me be happy regardless. Don’t put youtrself or others down for any reasons…
now as for LL God bless you but I am so mad at you…DAMN DAMN DAMN
Such a beautiful girl. Why in the world would she ruin her life as a single
woman to have a baby by ugly ***** lil’ wayne. He is a loose canon, he has
kids all over the place and never married any of the women. No woman in
her right mind is going to be truly happy having a man’s baby that you
love and you to are not married. I hope he does the right thing with her
and make her his wife, so his child could know what a “Real Family” structure is suppose to be like. No more babies by that chimp face lil’ wayne. Yuck!!!
Marquis de Sade
Lauren London is indicative of what i’ve been sayin’ all along: THE AVERAGE ***** *****’S AMBITION IS TO BE SOME THUG’S OR DEADBEAT’S BABYMAMA…IT IS WHAT IT BE.
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Your harsh and stereotypical language nullify any validity of your opinion.
…as regards the subject…women need to examine the gene pool they are mingling in.People keep saying this guy takes care of his kids well…fine…lets see what sort of dad he’ll be a few years ahead when his mind becomes messed up with all that substance abuse.
…what sort of self respecting woman would purposely lie with a man who has openly admitted waking high and in bed naked & strange with women?
..would any logical person knowingly dip in a pool infested with alligators ?(*****ogy
typo
naked and with strange women *
Lauren, that hair is FAbuLouS. No Hatin, No Homo, Just showing a fellow black woman some love (PERIOD)
Have I mentioned this before ? Well, Lil Wayne resebles a dung beetle, lol. Those drugs turned him into an ugly creature, lol…
can someone refresh my memory but didn’t Wayne get married?
Why have a child if you don’t intend to marry the person? Seriously, I’m so sick and tired of all of these people having this illegitmate kids by different people and *****.Has anyone heard of birth control or abortions. I’m tired of being taxed for people who have numerous litters of children and live off welfare. I’m tired of support idiots like this. It’s messing up our gene pool. These are the same idiots who rather be someones babymama/baby daddy instead of being someones husband or wife. I bet these low-cl***** baby factories are the same homophobic idiots who are against gay marriage.I bet these are the same bible thumping, gospel listening, baptist church negroes who have numerous illgetimate children yet they still try to justify they are “good Christains”. I’m an agnostic and I have some moral and values and I’m strictly against having children out of wedlock, it’s just wrong.Lauren London is a dumb***** anyway, any woman who says that she likes thugs is a stupid ***** *****. If she were smart she have gotten the wedding ring before she got the strecth marks.
Her career is in the ***** pile. While dude’s career continues to rise, her lil Hollywood career will continue to stall. Right now was the time for her to get her ***** out there and better her career but now she’s knocked up with this fool’s baby and once the baby is born, Hollywood will not give a ***** about her. This was her moment! smdh
Well these days in general people aren’t getting married so fast like they used to. Of course there are weddings still, but there also more dive=orces and re-marriages, lol…
Opps, divorces, lol.
And I wonder if a guy can score with a chick if only pays $8.00 per month for rent and would she know he lives in a section 8 house ? Or would he get the section 8 house by the lake and pretend he was balling ? Oh, he has a job as a janitor, he’a na alcoholic and he looks like Jim Jones from the Diplomats, lol…..
i thinnk lauren shud b proud of her bby nd show it off tht she finna get thousands of dollars n child support