Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Biz Markie and Prodigy hit up the official Giant’s Super Bowl victory party last night in NYC.

If you HAD to hit one of these special characters, Which One??

More images from that event:

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View more pics under the hood…

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Comments(71) on “Which One Would You Hit???”

  1. dayg715

    nelly all the way.

    FIRST!!


  2. FIRST!!! I’d Hit Both! With a sledgehammer.

  3. msjlh

    this is a joke, right?

  4. doodoo brown

    I would hit both in the face!!!!

  5. msjlh

    Biz looks like he wants to tell that guy “don’t u see my stomach is trying to get by”

  6. WHAT KIND OF *****ERY IS THIS??

    NEITHER!!! THEY BOTH LOOK DISGUSTING…

  7. div

    NOT A DAMN ONE!

  8. Chris

    lol @ doodoobrown!

  9. Chris

    and lol @ sledghammer!

    Now, was Nelly included, cause it would be him despite his atrocious *****…

  10. Vinandi

    Trey ( sexy lips Songz)and Ahamad would get it!!

  11. PrettyMissSunshine

    Good Morning All:

    ok, Trey Songs HAS to be one of the worst dressed people I have ever seen!!! He did a show here in Philly and he looked a horrible mess, everytime I see him he looks a mess.

    And can somebody tell me who the hell Aleesha Renee is?

  12. I'm Just Me

    NELLY!! HE LOOKS THE BEST!!

    THE REST…8 THUMBS DOWN!!


  13. @pretty miss…good morning girl!

    Bossip, yall know doggone well that we will not be able to choose between these yummy pieces of meat!!! NOT..please get out of here!

  14. NIKKI

    I respect that break down on Rueben’s hat…

    He used to play for my Browns…we are going to the Super next year…I dont want to hear a negative word…I mean it!!! Please dont…

  15. zayah

    Trey boo boo..fuq them haters..U look good baby lol..

  16. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ Southern Belle

    Heeeeeeeeeeey Boooooo!!!! What’s been up girl?

  17. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ Zayah

    He’s cute, I do agree, but i’m sorry he can’t dress for issh. lol

  18. BABY

    mike epps

  19. So_Surrus

    ewwww.prodigy looks sick…


  20. who knew Dr. Ian had a brother that looks just like him.


  21. Is Dr. Ian a twin?

  22. mr mr

    FYI…

    Dr. Ian is a twin

  23. Dawn

    Nelly, Trey Songz is cute but Nelly got it.

  24. mr mr

    Check out this tidbit of info from Wikipedia (believe at your own risk)…..

    Dr. Smith’s twin brother, Damon, played one of John Travolta’s henchmen in “Face Off.” Dr. Smith writes a weekly health column for the New York Daily News and is a medical columnist for Newsweek magazine.

    He is the author of the The Fat Smash Diet, a 90-day diet program that focuses on “smashing” bad eating and exercise habits and establishing new healthy ones. [1]

    Despite allegations made by the then-wife of Michael Strahan that he and the football star had been having an extramarital homosexual affair, Smith insists otherwise; He is married with a son, Dashiell, born February 2007.

  25. bree

    isn’t prodigy supposed to be in jail?

  26. Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

    @NIKKI Damn Right we going to the super bowl next yr. I swear you to the words right outta my mouth! Thanks! for sharing my sentiments!

  27. Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

    @ Bree Damn! You took the words right outta my mouth also, I was thinking to myself…..I said self….Ain’t this negro supposed to be in jail?

  28. NIKKI

    @ Fuzzy

    I was nervous about my post cause you know folks hate Tha Land…You are my new cyber BFF…

  29. uptowngirl

    Wow Mike Epps has beautiful skin.

  30. Ice Princess

    STFU!!!

    @ Fuzzy and NIKKI

    Yall are not Browns fans!!! Im from St. Clair and I wore a BROWNS Tee to the Super Bowl Party I went to!!!

    Did yall hear a rumor about them trying to change our colors? It will be a riot!!! From downtown to EC to Shaker!!! LET’S GET IT BROWNIES!!!! F*ck the Titans!!!

  31. Just Sit and be Ugly

    hot 2 def

  32. Kompton's Kutie

    LMAO! @SuzyQ. I second that notion. That’s disgusting!

    NELLY all day!!

  33. Monotheistic Proof

    *Important Marketing for Marqueezy de Slave*

    @Mono,

    Glad you replied. For your retarded ***** info, I actually graduated from college. Therefore, your ridiculous comment about your crazy sounding post being the most I have read, proves again your ignorance and constant desire to make *****umptions.

    You can’t seem to make a point about whatever it is you’re trying to make a point about without resorting to name calling.

    Frankly, I am starting to believe you’re the one with the multiple personalities – I’m sure you are one of the stupid b*tches who are always on here talking sh*t about nothing that matters – this time you decided use a different name.

    You still sound like a b*tch though.

    At least, I use my name – not some moniker.

    If you’re going to keep it real, ***** wipe, than keep the sh*t real and start by using the personality your use most of the day.

    Feb 6, 2008 – 11:16 am Monotheistic Proof

    My reply:

    @Marquise de Slave

    “Congratulations on your achievement. I didn’t know they still had colleges to teach you how to share crop for pennies.”

    Marquise, you have been crushed so badly I am starting to feel like a big meanie.

    Buttercup their is no reason Mono should walk the halls of Bossip 40 ft tall while you scuddle around on your 4 bellies. I hope to look into your beedy little eyes as if we were equals. (But only as if…)

    Bossip I am not the brute every one thinks. What I took from this man I am about to generously give back AND MORE. This is what I will do for Jenna/Kevbo Jenkins. I am going to help you get your pathetic swag back. What we need to do is market your selling points.

    Bossip I appeal to your kinder nature, why would a man come to an all Black women site pretending to only like white women yet… still use his real name? Quite the enigma isn’t it? Well truth is white girls can’t give him the treatment he is seeking.

    Well Marqueezy the sucka would like you too know he would actually like to be a slave for the ladies of Bossip. See the reason why he lets you sodomize him with a chainsaw every night is simply because he is what you call a male submissive. Not only is he easy to control (Hence the slave mentality.) But he has grown to love the feeling of enslavement. Why else would he stay on Mono’s chopping block for this long with no arms to swing.

    Ladies this is the perfect man for you. Take him home control, degrade, berate, and give the b$tch the spotlight he deserves. Have him clean your boots with his tongue. For the sexy larger readers he is happy to help you carry those heavy saddlebags from room to room while you keep him on a hoe collar.

    And the beautiful thing is you don’t have to touch him. He is in it for the sheer anti*****tion of a caress. If you really want to have fun Tie Marqueezy up. Then invite a reeeeeal man over.

    Watch Marqueezy de Weasel squirm while you get yours endlessly. Get up in the middle of it and walk over pimp slap the sucka. Your mandingo doesn’t clean up downtown have second personality Kevin Cotex do it. Then let your real mandingo go back to work giving you that real pleasure you deserve.

    Take advantage of this unbelievable deal now. He’s college educated in open field studies (Share cropping) so you don’t even have to work anymore he will support you for the ill treatment alone. This is more valuable then 15 Reggie Bush’s, a Brad Pitt and a young Denzel.

    I am done Marqueezy de Sucka you are going to box yourself into a suicide and I am a lover not a killa.

    It was bad enough you had to change your screen name. But it’s sucks to know you have to change your real name too. LOL

    I reccommend Petunia!!! Sucka!

  34. Jahpson

    everyone looks awful

  35. Ms.I'm too cute to be this damnn broke!

    i’ll take the one with the brown teeth for $500 Alex… :lol:

  36. omissj

    I thought Prodigy’s ***** was going to jail.

  37. Ms. Lovely

    Bossip, that’s just nasty.

    Y’all wrong, somethings you just don’t joke about. Having sex with either one of those two is not funny.

    I try to keep an open mind and not get offended but damn Bossip, damn.

  38. Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

    @Ice Princess you go ma! I watched the super bowl @ the house, with my browns gear on! I don’t think they should change our colors but maybe put a dawg on the side of our freakin helmets, now that would help. My new cyber crew Nikki/Ice Princess/Lip Chap aka Fuzzy! Go Brownies!

  39. Ice Princess

    Lip Chap aka Fuzzy NIKKI

    Anytime I see ya name auto shout-out!!! Dig the helmet idea…but I like cl*****ic things!!! Go Orange and Brown!!!

  40. G-Woman

    G-Men! I watched the parade on tv yesterday, gotta love Strahan. I loved when he, and some of the other Giants, sent a stomp out to the Patriots. Cl*****ic!

    Where are the rest of the pictures from the party?

  41. NIKKI

    @ Ice P and Fuzzy

    Yall cool with me!!!

    Oh the Cavs did beat the Celtics last night!!! It’s too serious up here!!!

  42. nustarr

    actually facially speaking…Epps got the best looking face.

    i like nelly, but he looks constipated in these pics.

    i think Trey looks good, but he needs to stop with them stupid braid. sheesh

  43. 19082008

    Shiit, I didn’t know that Dr. Ian had a son. I was wondering when Dr. Triste would bless him with a child.

    I had no rooting interest in this game. Strahan and Toomer, who have OJ syndrome, bug me.

  44. Marquis de Sade

    @ Mono *****

    When did BOSSIP ever imply that it was exclusively a woman site? And if it is a women site, then what does that say for you? – *****uming that you’re a man…And another thing *****, stop *****uming that you’ve cyber-slapped me or Kevin.

    Now you can impress these garden-variety aunt jemima *****-hoes with your long-winded ghetto coffee house diatribes on being the (supposed) enlightened black male, but you know and i know that your bull***** is nothing more than pseudo-intellectual psycho babble. In other words *****, go peddle your hustle somewhere else. I’m unimpressed.

  45. da darkness

    @Bossip Now do you believe. Fix your face. The city the state feels real good right now. said june 07 G-MEN. G-MEN da real. where da hoes at?

  46. Ms. Lovely

    My God. Who is that A. Bradshaw, is he a football player? Does not matter, I would fu@k that brother in submission.

  47. Ms. Lovely

    oops, meant ‘into submission’

  48. and another one....

    damn bossip they both nasty as all hell. Um I would have to say Prodigy on this one only if soaked in the bath for 1hr and covered his ashy ***** in lotion.

  49. and another one....

    damn bossip they both nasty as all hell. Um I would have to say Prodigy on this one only if soaked in the bath for 1hr and covered his ashy ***** in lotion.

  50. getyourhandouttamypocket

    LMAO @ Trey Songz’s flourescent jacket… :(

  51. G-Woman

    Yes, Bradshaw plays for the Giants.

  52. famou$ dude

    that ***** trey songz whatever he calls himself is so f*cking gay smh

  53. bree

    i just noticed Prodigy is wearing a shirt that says kiss my *****..LMMFAO..i’m sure your ***** is worse then your face,P, so i will P*****!

  54. Reformed GammaRay

    Interesting Characters R right…aint prodigy sposed to be in somebody’s jail?

    UHHHH….Baby Daddy’s is ON the page! Mike Epps and Trey Songz..I stan a bit for them heavy eyebrow’d dudes..I don’t know what it is about the brows and STRAIGHT stark white BIG teeth, gets me everytime..

  55. Reformed GammaRay

    i’m sure your ***** is worse then your face,P, so i will P*****!

    ___________

    Girl, he is WORSE in person, lil keebler elfy self..

  56. bree

    @ reformed gamma ray

    yes i’ve seen him (up close) and i couldn’t believe how ashy his neck was..i mean how the heck does your NECK become ashy?

  57. bree

    & then he has the nerve to be sporting a tattoo

  58. Maryland Girl

    Mike Epps

  59. piercdbruh

    @ Bree

    LMAO!!! how does your neck become ashy?!?!?! Cl*****ic!

    Ok Bossip, I have seen it all. You just asked the women who frequent this site, if they would hit Biz Markie? That’s like asking if I would hit Rosanne Barr. C’mon!


  60. @Marqueezy de Sucka

    How’s the marketing working any new dates? LOL

    @Bossip

    Hey everyone, I just learned Marquise de Sade doesn’t like the Advertising I have done for him whatever you do don’ttttt read my very long commentary. It may be hurting his feelings.

  61. El Regalo

    Guess “Celebrity Fit Club” did not help Biz Markie so much because it looks like he gained all that weight back.

  62. MissC

    Oh hell yeah Nelly could get it.

  63. sexiest

    these ***** *****as are horrific! what kind of a question is this? if i had to pick between the two, i would just blow my *****in BRAINS OUT!

  64. Virgo4Sho

    Prodigy looks like he’s dying! Looks like some of the last pics of Eazy-E.


  65. I have always liked Prodigy. He does look sick because he has sickle cell. I’d hit it.

  66. michelle

    Micheal S. reminds me of Mike Tyson before he went crazy and broke.

  67. Yae-Yae

    When I saw that picture of Nelly w/ JD. I was like who is this old azz man? I guess since he’s going bald he needs to have long hair somewhere. Looking like a dang on bear or something.

  68. NYC

    i’ll hit the lil hoe Prodigy.

  69. Jessica-keeping it real

    I’d hit them both for coming out the house like that.

  70. csquared

    Prodigy

    He used to be really cute. Wasn’t he messin with some girl named Milky?


  71. 49ERS FAN

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