Fill In The Blank

Posted on February 6th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Fill in The Blank, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

soulja schlong

Here is Soulja Boy posing on a bed holding onto something under his shirt.

Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________.

  • O COME ON!

    1st or 2nd….. how fake

  • O COME ON!

    looks like he is packing a bottle of hair spray under his shirt

  • Kel

    what the??!! SMH…. I have no words…….

  • Mrs T in DC

    a glock nine millimeter gun

  • teebee

    he can definitely get it if that piece of machinery is attached to him. and what does smh mean?

  • Brie

    He looks like he is packin’ a dream and no dollars- poor little bored sole…

  • Sherry

    Reply to teebee—

    SMH means- Shaking my head

  • http://myspace.com/mizzch3dax xquizzit

    he looks like hes packin a remote control under his shirt and da couple of stacks he got from “crank dat” which was a song released in the winter of `07 on his sad ass myspace. smh poor thing

  • lol

    and the circus continues.

  • Killmatic

    …mad rhymes yo!

  • Lili

    LOL what an embarrassment this boy is. I doubt he’s got it like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…

  • Ms. 305

    I just want to know where are his parents?

  • gyrl

    i dont really like this kid…or his ‘music’

  • Jahpson

    SIGH

    the ugly ones always pack the big guns..

  • arasiam

    GROSS!

  • VictoriousOne…

    THis is what the music bidness is coming to…SMH

  • VictoriousOne…

    His 15 seconds of fame is just about to be up. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! At least he made his own money and didn’t have to pay it all back to song writers and producers. He mad that crap “music” himself.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________.

    NOT A DAYUM THANG! He needs to sit his ugly ass down somewhere with that fake wiener!

  • http://www.td-block.com Tiffany

    Idocracy

  • bree

    passed*

  • Perle des Antilles

    GET IT SOULJA BOY! J’aurais fait ça pour toi si ça n’aurait pas été du détournement mineur… tsk tsk tsk… SMH.

  • JACK OFF Artist…

    Not even a legit artist more like a ring tone artist a real ass he should put that thing in his mouth

  • The JACK OFF Artist…

    Boo this BLOG…

  • gAzZmAtIc

    @ mISSISSIPPI GIRL

    … i FEEL YOU!! i AM SO SICK OF HEARING THAT WHOLE CD COMING FROM MY SON’S ROOM WHEN i GET OFF OF WORK! hE NEEDS TO GROW HIS EYEBROWS BACK(THAT IS SOOOOO 1990′S) AND STEP HIS LYRIC GAME UP! oH YEAH AND WRITING ON YOUR GLASSES WITH WHITEOUT IS WACK!!

  • DiamondPrincess

    I WOULD SIT ON DAT DICK…..LOLZ THIS DUDE REALLY THINKS HE’S BEING FUNNY! HE ACTS LIKE A LITTLE CHILD…DAMN! I NEEDA COME SHOW HIM SUM GROWN MAN STYLE CUZ HE AIN’T ON THAT LEVEL YET AND IF HE DO MAN I THINK HE WOULD ROCK MY WORLD!

  • http://yahoo yaya

    he is not ugly but that aint his dick. he was most likely joking around like he’s always doing.

  • Lucy

    It NEEDS to be a bottle of body wash or a king size bottle of proactiv. He looks like he stinks 20 different ways…..

  • MXK

    That can’t be real…unless he’s part horse.

  • Anonymous

    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • Marquis de Sade

    Soulja Boy looks like he is packing something that Monotheistic Proof would love to suck on.

  • JAH JAH

    wait….the real question is…who’s taking the picture?

    lol

  • dayg715

    OMG!! i think it’s real.

  • Sandra Dee

    i think it’s real too … and mama knows dikkk – what a waste cause 1) he’s hella young 2) he’s not so good looking in the face area and 3) i don’t wanna be stretched like THAT! souljah boy :lol:

  • O Rly?

    Yes, Jah Jah… let’s go behind the scenes of this picture.

    Whoever the respectable negro friend is who took this front-page-of-an-amateur-homo-erotic-website photo needs to come out and take his beating like a man (no homo). I’m sure he may have had a hand (again, no homo) in getting Soulja Boy umm… *prepared* for this impromptu photo shoot as well.

    I just… I dont… I dont know.

    I crank that trash can on this dude.

  • Lady Architect

    LOOKS LIKE A PAPER TOWEL ROLL TO ME….IN NO WAY DOES THAT LOOK REAL…WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS AND WHY DON’T THEY PLAY A BETTER ROLE IN HIS LIFE…HE’S A CLOWN AND WHEN HIS 15MINS ARE DONE HE WON’T HAVE ANYTHING GOING FOR HIMSELF.

  • ITS ME B*****S

    It doesnt look like its nothing connected to him, especially since its coming from the side I dont know anyone with the dikk coming from off to the side, and his pants are up, an its kinda funny to read all of these post from these old women with kids hating on a 16 year old boy, wheter you like him or not he is doing for his self an not out in the streets so keep doing what you doing SB.

  • Rozza

    Who cares what he’s packing? He still has a mouth like an orangutan’s anus.

  • …what??

    Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________.

    a roll of cookie dough!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ara

    who cares?

  • sunflowerjade

    A big ol’ tube of jimmy dean pork sausage!

  • Caprica

    that aint it even possible

  • WiLLbeRight

    not gangsta….

  • Maryland Girl

    LMFAO@PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    Wishful thinking….poor guy….

  • andrea

    lol. yuuuuuaaaa

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlWNBCPkiWQ leave it be(weave free)

    i need for him to stop trying to convince me he’s talented….

  • Ricky tha Sicky

    @ leave it be

    Godddd i missed you girl. I just wanna hold you tight and never let you go girl. My main fantasy is to wake up every morning and the first thing i see is your naked figure curled up in my arms. You’re my Botticelli Venus come to life.

  • loool

    ^no homo???

    lol

  • Ghost

    Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________.

    The same thing he was hiding in his boxers when he posed in front of a car with his shirt off and showing off his Simpson Boxers. Something that was supposed to be his “thang” was hanging on top of his pants.

    And for those who are tired of thier kids blasting his crap. Take the cd when junior isn’t at home and sell that thing at half Price Books or whatever used cd store is near you. If the kid ask what happened? Tell him the ghost of Biggie, Tupac, Left Eye, Pimp C and Hip Hop stole it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlWNBCPkiWQ leave it be(weave free)

    @ruff neck….seriously…your like a freakin poet….

    @SCRONG wassup!

    @RICKY awwww :)

  • Scarlett

    He looks exhausted.. he just got over the longest 15 minutes of his life!

  • Shawn08

    Don’t you wish Souljaboy…

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________.

    somethin he need to conk himself upside his head with!! YOUR LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD FOOL!!

    HI ALL

    LIB, SCRONG

  • Nita

    @ Ms. 305 wrote, “I just want to know where are his parents?”

    that’s a good question. unfortunately, too many parents get dollar signs in their eyes, and don’t care about their babies well-being as long as the checks keep coming in.

  • sexiest

    a big joke. like his songs

  • Janelle

    a whole lot of ignorance in his head

  • http://www.scoopedlikeicecream.blogspot.com ddjones

    Arab’s arm between his legs.

  • Lucy

    His mama is probably just 5 maybe 6 years older than he is.

  • HOT DAMN HOE, HERE WE GO AGAIN

    i DONT KNOW IT LOOKS REAL TO ME..PERFECT PRECISION..OR MAYBE ITS FAKE SO WHAT..IT DOESNT TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT HE RAPED THE MUSIC INDUSTRY FOR A COUPLE MONTHS…SO WHAT IF HIS SONGS ARE WACK..AT LEAST HE MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET HIS MOMMA CREDIT STRAIGHT AND BUY THAT 2005 NAVIGATOR HE BEEN WANTIN..

    DICK GAME PROPER,YA DIG?(NOT!!!)

  • radar

    seriously, i bet my bottom dollar that that arab kid took this picture–boy stop.

    i have no words for mr. 3-cuts-in-his-eyebrow; my soul left the building upon viewing this f*uckery.

  • wonkwonk

    …an umbrella ella ella eh eh eh

  • Chitown

    Am I the only one who thinks…

    THIS SCHITT IS GAY!!!!!

  • CapeMayCourtHouse4lyfe!

    well unless his johnson extends from his belly button…otherwise…he’s deff a loser…

  • http://www.myspace.com/ksy_843 DAT CHICK FROM DA 843 ♥

    hopefully a bottle of sense for making these dumbass songs.

  • http://myspace.com/asianidyrathomas Mz. Asia

    OMG….can yall please lighten up he’s obviously joking.

  • tintin

    soulja boy looks like he wish he was packin what he’s pretending he’s packing! LOL. this is a real nerdy pic. who the hell does that?

  • Southern Girl

    He is a child, and children tend to do childish things…..

  • sad

    wtf is wrong with this kid?

  • Tiffany

    a banana under his shirt

  • Mikki

    Peanuts for brains!

  • Ghost

    that’s a good question. unfortunately, too many parents get dollar signs in their eyes, and don’t care about their babies well-being as long as the checks keep coming in.

    —————————————————-

    Co-sign.

    Lets just hope that isn’t Bow Wow hiding in his pants as someone else has hinted.

    And pray that we don’t see this-

    Ray J presents-Soulja Boy Superstar

  • Ghost

    He is a child, and children tend to do childish things…..

    —————————————————

    I’m sure that’s the same excuse Jena 6 and the parents of all these loser kids keep telling themselves.

    I know boy Soulja Boy’s age that you can’t get to act like a fool. He would rather go to school, go to work and attend college prep classes than do the stuff guys his age does-fight in the street, call girls female dogs and so on.

  • Malik Shabbazz

    He is rocking some 30 dollar JC Penny Southpole jeans. smh

  • Curly Fries

    He’s packing a salami in those jeans, who the hell is he tryna fool?

  • fabulosity

    the question is, who took that picture?

    can i get a “no homo,” soulja boy?

  • http://myspace.com/asianidyrathomas Mz. Asia

    Hey 1 Trudiva…Yeah u right…good rap music is dead.

  • a.ego

    Whoever took this (probably a dude) is gay as well as him…where the hell r the parents??? I’m a grown ass man and my maw probably would still knock the ish outte me for that.

  • T-Pain

    Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he is packing

    no blank for me to fill in. The Man is packing….

  • MARV

    clown !

  • Dogslayer03

    the cure for that lazy ass eye

  • Breezi

    a banana for his yummy fruit salad…..

    Soulja Bois need potassium! =]

  • Pistol Pete

    Soulja Boy looks like he is packing ________________……..something he cop’d from T.I

  • http://InternetExplorer Barbara Jones

    HE WISHES THAT HIS DICK IS THAT LARGE

  • chi

    That’s a Rampant Rabbit if I ever saw one… *cough* not that I’ve seeeen one *cough*

  • Yup …you crazy

    I wonder if Raz B took this picture

  • nahnah

    Why is this guy famous? My god, he’s ignorant, untalented, and white people LOVE it….!

    Stop idolizing garbage, black people

  • RocCity

    Hate to say it, but I believe it ya’ll. My ex-boyfriend is only 19 and he’s packin’ jus like that…….It definitely explains why he’s so conceited!!!

  • RocCity

    Oh yeah-Fill in the Blank: Soulja Boy looks like he’s packin’ a SOULJA!!!

  • Kompton’s Kutie

    I guess he’s realized now he’s a one hit wonder. If even that.

  • sello

    he is no boy!!!!damn…if it his!

  • We Gotta Do Betta

    HATERS!!! Who cares about what Soulja Boy has or hasn’t for all you fools who bought/downloaded his song/ringtone your the ones who made this boy rich..he is the one who gets the last laugh even if his 15 mins. are up! Go get a life/job and your own money!!!

  • yes

    …..a fake sausage

  • So_Surrus

    the cardboard piece of an empty paper towel roll

  • Kel

    the more I look at this picture the more I am thinkin that this shiz is real!! My ex was packin like that too but he of course wasn’t as young… hmmmmm…… Do dudes reach full potential this young?? damn… help me out here! LOL

  • Curly Fries

    BB, thanks for the education. I really didn’t know that. If I ever hear my son say that (even if he doesn’t think I’m within his earshot) I’ll maul his ass!

  • My Opinion–OK?

    I guess we all feel the samw about this LITTLE CREEP. I cant wait until his 3 minutes is up so that he can dissappear with all of his stupid ass songs. I guess you have to be young and dumb to comprehend his CRAP cause it sure isnt music or rap. He is just like a GNAT or flea that just hasnt been killed YET.

  • http://www.myspace.com/krsgainesville Krysi – same one

    Honestly, it looks normal size if you include the bags that sit underneath, look at where his hand sits its on top of them….measuring from there its normal length on hard at least. Its just fat! I mean there are dudes on flicks with smaller and larger, you can’t really say its NOT him. Its possible. The problem is the lameness of it all and the ignorance of his existance. GIVE IT UP BOY!!!

  • Black, yet very well educated

    Our black women are happy to be reduced to asses and our black men happy to be reduced to large penises. My most significant body part is my brain!

  • Dr. Elle Rae

    he needs to be holdin on to his career because that is about to slip out of his hands… i think he is probably holdin on to his second single… that about how big it is going to be… it won’t be going much further than his own room…

  • elle

    He’s silly.

    God doesn’t make your hands too small for your personal parts.

    silly…smh.

  • CGJ

    “if this was real, I’d supa man them hoes for real.”

    Wow.

  • http://www.lovingmeans@aol.com 1TruDiva for President!

    I’m surprised this is still up!

  • HOTSTUFF

    Either way he is a bad influence on these lil’ kids he’s catering to…I can’t say if it’s real or not but it does look real…I mean if you stare hard like I did you’d definitely see the mushroom-like head!!! LMAO

  • Born

    Soulja Boy looks like he is packing: a hoagie/hero or whatever you call a sandwich in your part of the U.S….he looks like a crack addict/drunk/or someone who just took some sleeping pills. What is wrong with the children in this country..sex, sex, and more sex…what a damn fool….looking like a drunk ass Steve Urkel. All that money and not a thing to do…..Ah, American youth isn’t it wonderful? What an ass.

  • Toodle

    HES PACKING IGNORANCE! His music sucks and you can barely understand his lyrics SAD HE GETS SO MUCH SUPPORT

  • SoWhat

    He is packing the Ugly Stick that he was beat with.

  • SOULJA GURL

    YALL ASS KNOW THATS HISS FULFILLING AND I WISH I HAD DICK

    SOULJA BOY IF U READ THIS HOLLA AT YO GURL AT SOULJABOYTELLEM

  • SOULJA GURL

    I DIDN’T WRITE THAT RIGHT I MEAN’T 2 SAY I WISH I WAS GETTING DICK LIKE THAT

  • BeautifulJustice

    Oooohhh come on stop hate’n cause he is a lil boy hung like a toy pony unlike most grown ass men with thier lil wee-willie winkies thinking they got something*LOL

  • It’sREALLYme

    40 oz of water from the fountain of youth… He looks ELDERLY in this picture. He needs to go ahead and finish that. I guess that’s how he keeps such “boyish” looks.

  • PIZZIPIE

    Baby please! These young boys.He wish he was packin like that, it looks like a water bottle to me. But my question is who snapped the picture? This boy is ugly and he looks like he smells……… You guess where??????

  • MissDee

    I’m tired of this little fool!

  • Nate F. Baby

    a strap on that he uses for Arab

  • Whatever

    Dam!!!! If that’s real, i have some friends who would love to meet him. Only if he wears a Bag over his head!!!! HA-HA!!!

  • Kevin

    It’s just a mic. Please, if he really thought we would think otherwise he’s just as stupid as he looks.

  • looksrealtome

    it looks real how it leans under that shirt

  • Jessica-keeping it real

    A sock. He is definitely over compensating.

  • Jay

    A Pringles can.

    And whoever took that pic of him, is just as lame as he is.

    He needs to be grabbing a hold of his career.

    Bet by next year, We’ll be like “Soulja Who?”

    Im waiting for his downfall. lol

  • misha

    Is it me or does soulja boy look like the big gay Jamaican guy on OZ? I’m just sayin, shave him bald and put one of thoise beanie hats on him ..

  • sfdude

    12 inches

  • V-Dogg

    He looks really suspect!

  • Ashley

    He is just so damn annoying.

  • Just Sayin

    @ MissDee, Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy, how you doin? ;-)

  • IM SAYIN THO….U FEEL ME??!?!?

    alright at first i was like man leave him alone….but now this is what america wants so my hands are through…this is real pitiful…im guessing he wants to show the world that he is different…SMGDH…once again pitiful..

  • RRoberts

    Looks like a mic to me…

    But more importantly: he looks like a f-ing muppet.

    The song is so bad, it hurts my feelings…

  • blahblah

    Packing a mic, as always.

  • TAY

    LOL yall are just hating…. LMAO.. Thats alll SOULJAH…. LMAO!!

  • KI22Y504

    I

  • KI22Y504

    I RIDE DAT NOT FAKE.

  • SayIt

    i can’t stand this fool, his 15 shoulda been up! where tha heel r his parents?

  • Ashley101

    Wowwwwwwwwww. Omg soulja boy is so cute I wish he was laying on my bed with his dick out(if its real) I would ride and suck that guy til the sun came up. Ha Ha Ha Ha

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