The Funniest Sermon of All-Time

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Ho Sit Down, Jesus Take The Wheel, News

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For those of you who want to get your proper laugh on today, here is some more Pastor Manning for you. This nicca is straight out crazy. Make sure you catch it around the 6:45 mark when he starts screaming.

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  • John

    DO THIS MAN REALLY HAVE A CHURCH?? I PITY THE PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO LISTEN TO HIM!! HE DANGEROUS AS WELL AS FOOLISH!!

  • NUBIAN QUEEN

    John i agree with you. It’s funny how people like him are earning a tax free living, and using the church to talk nonsene and call it preaching.

  • g

    funny but I must agree with most of what he is saying!!

  • Psychology

    This man does not preach love and God’s teachings…..he teaches hate. Hate of other black people (like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson) and hate for other races. God is about understanding and love for all…..this man is clearly Not of God. Mike and g wake up….this man is not correct!

  • Mike

    Hi Nubian Queen, I didn’t say HE’S a radical person, what I meant is his views on this video regarding black victimization are on POINT.

    Many Black men are smoking weed and doing NOTHING, because we don’t understand the power of UNITY. We want to BALL out on each other and compete with each other, instead of coming together. Two and two always add up to FIVE. Even in capitalism, there’s always a way to make something out of nothing. Ketrena was a message from the creator, have a wonderful Sunday people.

  • MARV

    CRAZY LOL HE SAID OPHRAH

  • Mike

    Hey Psychology. the opposite of Love is not Hate, it’s Fear. God doesn’t always send us messages that bring us Joy. Are you happy when someone dies? of course not, but that’s part of God’s plan and design. Psychology, you’re like many black people, you want your ears to be serenaded all the time. You want to be entertained and feel good. Grow some warrior balls and you’ll see that God looks out for the warrior as well.

  • NUBIAN QUEEN

    Mike, was george bush a message from god too?

    was 9/11 a message from God too? i could go on, but i’ll stop

    If he wants to be a motivational speaker that’s fine, but what i detest are fake ass preachers like him who use the name of god and the church to spread mis-information.

  • NUBIAN QUEEN

    Marv, for some reason he hates oprah, maybe oprah makes his balls itch.

  • REAL POWER

    I usually don’t like his approach, though it sometimes seems similar to mine.

    But this is the GOD’S HONEST TRUTH, Katrina revealed all the WEAKNESS THAT IS US.

    Even NOW in New Orleans it is HORRIFIC, the sane good souls(who can) ARE MOVING AWAY. That right there shows that the events during Katrina just mirrored the community.

    God has a plan for Black People, as long as we IDOLIZE FALSE GODS AND NEGATIVITY(our negative culture)

    PAIN WILL BEFALL OUR COMMUNITIES–I BET MY LIFE ON IT.

    Where up to almost 70% Black woman not married, with MANY broken homes. Think about that ladies when your “rocking” to the lastest song that talks about “jumpoffs” and “hoes”, how do you think that trickles onto the young “EASILY LEAD” men in the community? Them having millions doesn’t help.

    WE HAVE A LOT OF SUFFERING AND SHAME TO ENDURE IN THE DAYS TO COME. I PROMISE YOU.

  • Mike

    Hey Nubian, George Bush is the President of this corporation, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, INC. He’s a military chief. He’s not a cultural or community chief. George Bush is not the enemy. THE ENEMY ALWAYS LIES WITHIN US. Stop watching TV Nubian Queen. Its very obvious that that’s your poison of choice. Its possible he is a fake ass preacher, but that doesn’t mean you throw the baby out with the bathwater because he doesn’t make you feel comfortable. and by the way, i was on the A train underneath the worldtrade on 9/11. God allows desruction in order to create.

  • Candy-1

    @ Nubian Queen,

    Go ahead girl tell it. You are right 100%.

    If he is trying to make any points all were lost when he starts the negative comments. I’ll give him one point, he definitely does have his manipulation tactics down to a science.

    All people are capable of hurting others not just blacks. Ignorance, hatred, dishonesty, murder etc. doesn’t have a specific face, gender, age or race.

  • REAL POWER

    @Candy-1

    @NUBIAN QUEEN

    Ok I’m on here LET’S GET DEEP

    List some of the points that he made that AREN’T TRUE.

    Because it seems that the TRUTH SIMPLY HURTS YOU. He has a FORCEFUL APPROACH that revolves around ACCURACY. It’s hard to SELF-REFLECT but it is needed.

  • roberto

    Wow….this dude is insane

  • roberto

    @Real power

    what did he say that isn’t true?

    where do i begin…

    George is a great leader

    black people are horrible

    God caused Hurricane Katrina

    He has any common sense

    i could go on

  • Ray Allen The Great

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • It'sREALLYme

    You know what… This is the most sense he’s made. I agree with the things he said about Katrina. He’s trying to wake “black folks” up. Um… All the laughing out loud, and shaking and the “sound effects…” lol. THOSE things were weird.

  • It'sREALLYme

    Oh… and the name calling was a bit much. If he took that out… along with the sound effects and the other things I said above… He’d be alright. (when it comes to talking about the disaster that is, Hurricane Katrina)

  • lonnie

    you know of the other post from this guy had valid points but they were so twisted up with other flawed logic of his, i quickly dismissed him as a cook. But this sermon, is on point, I agreed with a lot of things he said. Black people, we are running out,you hear me …….running out of excused for our behavior. Wake up, stand up , shake all this ignorant behind stench off of you and be real men and women.

  • Mami

    Ignorance at it’s finest.

  • BABYGIRL

    HOUSE NIGGER!!!!

  • tj

    Well this is a joke right?…Isn’t it? Doesn’t this man understand that when he says “you black men” he’s talking about himself and his sons and his father and uncle’s. He needs to be more specific. Ironically this sort of postulating for the sake of postulating is the type of misdirected leadership he seems to rail against.

    Also I don’t hear him coming up with any solutions. I do agree that black people have to stop looking to the government for help and that black communities need to step up efforts to create a stricter moral code, but none of that has to do with the levies breaking in the 9th ward. And calling black people names isn’t going to rebuild homes and get children back in steady schools so that they don’t become “dispicable black men” when they grow up.

    SMH at the man saying “You need Jesus, and you need me”

  • Scoop

    Yea, my min dis officially made up….he is CRAZY!!! How can he stand there and defile black people like that? I DID NOT HEAR ONE BIBLE REFERENCE THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS SPEAKING….No encouragement, no enlightening, nothing just a bunch of negativity that quite frankly sounded like one of the drunks that I see everyday on the corner….May God have Mercy on his Soul……

  • Scoop

    @ rj…i’m smh also @ the phrase you need Jesus and you need me….wtf is he going to do???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? UGH I’M SO DISGUSTED!

  • big_watcher

    Crazy fool needs to STFD (Sit the fukk down)

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