Random Ridiculousness

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, now it comes out that the King of R&B is a sleepwalker who ‘pees’:

The 39-year-old singer Bobby Brown was caught on on camera trying to urinate on Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider on the U.S. Big Brother-style country music show ‘Gone Country’. The ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ chart-topper walked up to Snider in his sleep and dropped his pants.

“I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out. First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’ I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and Im shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby – that’s the toilet over there. Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there – so Im shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him splraying all our clothes down, I’m like, no no! Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”

An apologetic Brown said: “This sleepwalking has been bothering me for years. I need help. If there’s anyone out there who helps sleepwalkers who pee, please call me.”

Bobby can’t be serious on this one.

Via Splash

Comments

  • Will Smif

    “Via Splash”

    Hahahahaha…

  • Curly Fries [Barack the vote in '08!]

    That fool will do anything for attention!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    GOLDEN SHOWERES!!

  • http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/five_heartbeats.jpg IronMan

    LMAOROFL – Only Bobby could do something this stupid.

    He just needs a depends.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    UGHHH AND I BET IT WAS BROWN AND SMELLY NASTY!!

  • Dolla Bill

    Somebody help the poor brotha out!

  • Zayah

    SMH..JESUS..

  • victory is mine

    he’s lucky they were on camera because i think if he had pissed on that yt man dee snider he would’ve beat the black off bobby…

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    @victory…you are so right..twisted sister would have kicked that ass real good!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    SOMEBODY NEED TO BEAT THE B;ACK OFF BOBBY^^LOL

  • Tiza

    i still think that he was trying to rape that country boy or at least trying to jerk off on him .. sorry, that’s the truth

  • WhatTheHell?

    Is this a side effect of chronic crack abuse??

  • OLA

    lol ‘i thought i was gonna get raped by bobby brown’ — dee snider

  • RIP Prop Joe

    womp womp…

  • KillaBeeSwarm (powered by Linux)

    wow. just wow. i mean, wow.

  • Floridaboy8703

    It seem contrived. But maybe he genuinely does have a problem with speel walking. But at any rate. I love the GOING COUNTRY show lol. Its so much fun

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    That’s hysterical.

  • dontaskme4shyt

    ROFLMAO That’s the funniest shyt I’ve heard all day!!!

  • KnowYourABCs

    What Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider doesn’t tell you is how many times they rehearsed this story. I bet when they read this storyline at the “reality show” table read it was hilarious.

    How far the mighty “King” has fallen.

    I’m not mad at you Bobby, at least you’re getting your crack money the legal way.

  • Ro Ro

    I don’t think Bobby did this as a publicity stunt or for any attention. This happens to be a real occurance for some people. My sweetie did that twice and believe u me I was shocked to say the least. But we realized that it had to do with his drinking. He was so drunk that one night he was walking in his sleep..he thought he was in the bathroom but really was just across the room pissing on the carpet. I happen to wake up just as he started. I tried to wake him and tell him that he was not in the bathroom but he just looked back at me and mumbled something back to me as a response and kept on pissing!! The second time he pissed on a teddy bear!! So I feel for Bobby especially since he was not the one telling the story. I hope he can get some help cuz that is some sick stuff. ROFL

    As for my sweetie…he just had to learn his limit!!

    Hold your head up high Bobby…it ain’t just you. LOL

  • Robin

    My son does this exact same thing…maybe this is for real…I have had to prevent him from peeing in his sister’s closet…his closet…my bedroom door…all while sleep walking. He’s 13!

  • ewwwwYouNasty

    yeah, my ex used to sleep fukkk, he’d roll over and actually get the bukking .. “I didn’t mind it, when he fu**ed me from behind -It felt fine, ‘specially when he used to grind it”😆

  • JillyBean819

    Awww, I did that to my friend in college. Supposedly, I walked into her room, dropped trouser, and attempted to tinkle in the corner of her room. I had no memory of that the next day. She flipped out and walked me to the bathroom. I had to stop drinking 40 oz.’s after that.

  • Morpheus

    So what? Black people invented country music..

  • gone_kuntry

    LOL@ taking out his junk.. “I thought Bobby was gonna rape me”..BWAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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