Random Ridiculousness

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, now it comes out that the King of R&B is a sleepwalker who ‘pees’:

The 39-year-old singer Bobby Brown was caught on on camera trying to urinate on Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider on the U.S. Big Brother-style country music show ‘Gone Country’. The ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ chart-topper walked up to Snider in his sleep and dropped his pants.

“I’m laying in my bed and all of a sudden I hear Bobby Brown stirring. He started walking over to my night table and he was getting his junk out. First of all I thought I was going to be raped by Bobby Brown then I was like, ‘He’s going to pee on me.’ I started snapping my fingers to get his attention and Im shouting, ‘Bobby, Bobby, Bobby – that’s the toilet over there. Next thing he headed to the door of the room and was about to pee there – so Im shouting no, no. His next stop was our closet, I was picturing him splraying all our clothes down, I’m like, no no! Finally he went into the bathroom and heard it hit water, rather than tile or wall.”

An apologetic Brown said: “This sleepwalking has been bothering me for years. I need help. If there’s anyone out there who helps sleepwalkers who pee, please call me.”

Bobby can’t be serious on this one.

Via Splash

Comments

  • Will Smif

    “Via Splash”

    Hahahahaha…

  • Curly Fries [Barack the vote in '08!]

    That fool will do anything for attention!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    GOLDEN SHOWERES!!

  • http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/five_heartbeats.jpg IronMan

    LMAOROFL – Only Bobby could do something this stupid.

    He just needs a depends.

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    UGHHH AND I BET IT WAS BROWN AND SMELLY NASTY!!

  • Dolla Bill

    Somebody help the poor brotha out!

  • Zayah

    SMH..JESUS..

  • victory is mine

    he’s lucky they were on camera because i think if he had pissed on that yt man dee snider he would’ve beat the black off bobby…

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    @victory…you are so right..twisted sister would have kicked that ass real good!

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    SOMEBODY NEED TO BEAT THE B;ACK OFF BOBBY^^LOL

  • Tiza

    i still think that he was trying to rape that country boy or at least trying to jerk off on him .. sorry, that’s the truth

  • WhatTheHell?

    Is this a side effect of chronic crack abuse??

  • OLA

    lol ‘i thought i was gonna get raped by bobby brown’ — dee snider

  • RIP Prop Joe

    womp womp…

  • KillaBeeSwarm (powered by Linux)

    wow. just wow. i mean, wow.

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