WTF???

FIRST!

that said, ole boy is stoooooooooopid one, for doing it and two, for oversharing.

LMAO

The hair stinks?

Ummm… Who’s sniffing dicks in the locker room and making *that* call?

@NIKKI

WTF is right. That dude is nuts

I AGREE! THIS IS TMI

1ST: THE LAME IS CHEAP AS HELL!

2ND: HE IS NASTY FOR USING HIS CHICK’S RAZOR!

Idiot, WTH would you shave with a rusty razor? SMDH.. However, I can’t knock him wanting to shave down there..

yeah, didn’t need to know ALL THAT info .. now, i can’t get the keloids on the balls image out of my head!!

omg that is so fu*king disgusting….. why the hell is he telling this story?

He should have taken that one to the grave.

his chick was nasty as hell for having an old rusty ass razor! and this jackass should know that if you need a sharp razor for your face, then you need a sharp razor for down there. i didn’t know that shaving could give you keloids. i thought that was a skin condition that only effects certain people if they are cut or injured. and, that area is sensitive down there, what made him think he could just not follow the doctors directions? raw flesh, wow, i bet that was just the worst feeling in the world. dumb ass

um……ok…. ahhhh… PEW!!!

@ YBL

Tru story on the grave side!!!

@ southern Belle

Girl you took the words right outta my mouth!! Get outta my head!!! lol

Damn, go to the 99c store and get yourself a razor, cheapo.

That is the dumbest thing I ever heard – he’s stupid enough to even tell anyone. That the kind of dumb shiggety you take to the grave.

Gi;bert get’s the Bama of the week, week., week award on MONDAY!.

@ Hellto the Naw

I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the asshole to use a rusty razor!!! lol

WHAT IS THIS FOOL THINKING…AND WHY WOULD YOU TELL THE WORLD THE HAIR STINK “DOWN THERE”

I AM PRETTY SURE SHAVING DIDNT CURE ANYTHING AND SOMETHING I AM PRETTY SURE STILL STINKS…TRY A LIL SOAP AND WATER BRUH…SHEESH!!

NASTY MUGGA

There are some things you just don’t divulge. This is one of them…lol.

TMI.

thats entirely too much information

No one needed to know that but him, his doctor and God.

Now that’s nasty!

@ Hellto the Naw

I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the asshole to use a rusty razor!!! lol

^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….

womp womp…

TMI Gilbert…TMI!!!

Also shaving with a rusty razor…’nuff said!!!

@ HELL TO THE NAW

The hair stinks?

Ummm… Who’s sniffing dicks in the locker room and making *that* call?

***************************DEAD**********************

LMAO

PrettyMissSunshine

@ Hellto the Naw

I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the asshole to use a rusty razor!!! lol

^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….

What the hell? You can buy a BAG of disposable razors from the store for a couple bucks. Hell, if you really want to go cheap, go to the damn dollar store!

You nasty bastard.

PRTTYBRWNGIRL

@ HELL TO THE NAW

The hair stinks?

Ummm… Who’s sniffing dicks in the locker room and making *that* call?

***************************DEAD**********************

LMAO

^^^^I know girl, I know… LOL.. I can’t take credit for that one. That’s Will Smif’s post @ 12:51pm.

@and make sure you get them inner thighs ^^^^^^

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U STOOPID..LOL

Surprise Gilbert, those were not keloids. They were herpes simplex 3. That why it took months to go away. Stop being your own Doctor and stop taking advice from gay strippers.

Man he must be gay or stupid, but i’d have to say gay..I’ve seen my girls razor in the shower..That pink/purple looking contraption…It wasn’t made for us…lol even their shaving cream is a light years difference..He’s lost his mind

WITH ALL THAT SAID I BET HE STILL HAS SKID MARKS IN HIS DRAWS..LOL

Helltothenaw

@ PrettyMissSunshine

^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….

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Girl, you aint never lied!! lol

stop it stop it ya’ll i’m dead .. my gawd from 1) “team veterns” that go around sniffing balls and pubic hair ..to 2) KNOWINGLY using a rusty razor .. wow! i’m through! LOL!! so, he has michael jackson balls since the black skin is peeled off? i just can’t .. no ..no, he REALLY should have taken that to the grave .. no really! for us if not for himself!!

FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

WITH ALL THAT SAID I BET HE STILL HAS SKID MARKS IN HIS DRAWS..LOL

^^^^^LMAO!!!!

I hate that hair. I watch a dvd of my girl Keyshia and she complains about how she used to work the streets in Oakland and hated giving dome to guys who were not shaved down there. There is nothing nastier than pulling a dirty pubic hair from between the gap in your teeth and even worse is having one caught in your throat when trying to swallow the children

@Keyshia Cole

Thats crazy

@Brother M-Daddy

What type of counseling practice do you work for?

That should have been under RANDOM RIDICULOUSNESS!

On da real…..pubic hair does stink & that is why I stay waxed! I feel so much cleaner & fresher all day. When I am at that gym & there is a little fro down there, I can smell the difference. When I am totally waxed from the rota to the tota, I can work out hard for 90 mins, sweat hard & not smell an odor.

What up Strong Black Man? Lol..shavin the thighs.

Gil looks like he can fry an egg on his ass in that pic – maybe that’s when he was dealing with his ailment.

The burlsh!t story summed up is:

1. He stinks, not the hair. The hair smells like what the skin or whatever it’s attached to smells like. He can kill that “the hair stinks” story.

2. If he never was stankin, why would he shave? Were his teammates like “Gil you stank, shave so you can stop stankin.”

3. Even worse was he like “Hey teammates I stink, what should I do?” Then all together they yell “Shave.” So he does it? Slow arse fool.

4. His girl is nasty for having a rusty razor – I can only assume her snatch is rusty too.

5. Keloids – yeah right. I feel a Ron Mexico story coming real soon. Although he was knocking his girl down using that razor & getting that good virus in those pores really did it.

6. I hate to put STI’s on folk, but this sounds like a Herpes story or cover-up. Ok…how did you get raw & keloids all the way up to your arse son? The answer to that in anal warts.

Take that to the grave! damn man

I forgot to mention – who the hell puts a razor down there? That’s crazy and slow.

He better do like other men & use the clippers or do how we women do and get a wax.

*Lol @ Clippers.

@ Grace

I feel you girl. I get my Brazillian Waxs.:-) I hate shaving!

@Keyshia Cole

I have to change my thing. I was in marraige counseling. Its a long story

Question, How would the team know what HIS hairs smell like? That was a story for his girls ears only. Girl HAHA

Look at his smile…it really means~

My balls hurtin’ they aint got no skins on them…

Yes “the clippers” work fine…

@keysha lol

DOES HE ASK YOU TO SMELL HIS FINGER TOO…LOL

Is he serious with this ish? I can’t believe he even opened his mouth and let this out.

And @ Will Smif – I am laid out. That was the funniest ish i read in a minute.

if waxing isn’t your thing, then clippers are always the best way to go

@M-daddy do you eat pork?

*just dried my hands on my roomies pants*

@southernbelle…lol your right all the prostitutes i’ve picked up had little titties, fat ass and bruise marks on the thighs..

“You get what you can’t get at home” right?

@Lube and a Tube Sock

Why do you ask if I eat pork?

Just much TMI and that shows you what kind of woman your deaing with it that keep nasty stuff like that around. Use a razor once and toss it ok.

LMAO!!!

Just a question…I’ve found that pork is the leading cause of skid marks…

some stories are just not suppose to be told that was a private moment that should’ve remained private

and if u ask me it sounds like he had VD

and we needed to know that because????????????

@ Lube and a Tube Sock

Just a question…I’ve found that pork is the leading cause of skid marks

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LMAO. Yeah I eat pork LOL

@Paigey

Whats up lil sis?

dem hoes look like they stink .. pass them the rusty razor!

This is sooo funny!! TMI for real

LMFAOOO!!! My question is…did someone really need to tell him that hair stinks. Did he not take health in school like the rest of us, was that really “fatherly” advice…could he not have figured that out on his own? Please!

@ paigey

Girl, I have mine done by this russian woman, and you know them damn russian’s are ruff as hell. Girl I didn’t know what to expect for my first time but honey when I tell you that that issh is painful! Just imagine how it feels when you get your eyebrows waxed, now imgaine that same pain intensified. I wanted to literally fight that women with each pull. But the great thing about it is that unlike shaving it pulls the hair from the root, where as shaving only cuts TO the root, I didn’t have to go back for like two months, and she waxs your crack to!!! But it looks better you feel better and don’t have to worry about getting it done for another two months. I have build up a tolerence for it, but nevertheless, it still hurts. Sorry if im scaring you paigey, but i’m not gonna lie to you. I def would advise getting one, seriously!!

Im sorry paigey, I didn’t have to go back for like two and a half months.

@PrettyMissSunshine

OUCH!!!!

@ Maryland Girl

What part of Maryland are you from?

@Prettymiss…OMG lol true story…I am a strip club enthusiast…one time I went to 5 different ones in a day…from 2 in the afternoon till 6 in the morning..They had these Russian chicks in there..that was the first time I felt like i couldn’t hang in the bedroom with a chick…this chick was scratching me and shh..it was too much lol

SORRY YALL I BEEN AWAY…DID HIS BALLS HEEL YET??

@ Sbm (Lube and a Tube Sock)

Yo, I don’t know why are they so angry all the time. They are just ruff and aggressive. When she was giving me my wax, it was like she was gettin pleasure out of seeing me in pain. Which made me even more pissed!!

@ Brother M-Daddy (aka Cyber Pimp) What you thought I forgot? lol

We do that type of issh for yall!!! lol

I felt like asking for my money back…

@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)

I would think you would like some crazy agressive issh like that. lol

@PrettyMissSunshine

I like it bald.But I ain shavin mine. I would look like a baby with a big johnson

@ Brother M-Daddy (aka) Cyber Pimp

You just HAD to throw the big johnson part in there huh? lol

he lying, he got the bumps from one or all of them nasty hookers he’s all posed up with!!

@prettymiss…have you ever heard Young Jeezy’s “Throw this Money”

PrettyMissSunshine

It is what it is LOL

Ladies becareful with waxing just make sure you know your body. I tried it once and it hurt like hell, plus I have very sensitive skin. I never went back after that. I just keep her trimmed low and conditioned…lol

somebody should have shaved that Count Blackula cape off his behind.

PrettyMissSunshine

LMAO You are crazy. That wasnt a “M-Daddy’s Johnson” plug I was just saying I would look rediculious bald down there

@prettymiss..lol Jeezy is a genius…

There, there are no words. Another where I just have to say wow.

Hey that man is one of the greatest players in the league. That was a bit too much info Gil. But you can’t sleep on his skills.

BROTHER M-DADDY CAN I SEE

FAW

LMAO

everyone knows that shaving public and underarm hair is pretty normal for athletes. It does cut down on small because the hair collects sweat which smells. He is still not the brightest bulb and proves it every time he opens his mouth

@ M-Daddy (Cyber Pimp)

LOL, We know what it was. We’ll just keep that between us. lol

@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)

LOL. You are so stupid. Are you a nympho? Serious questions? From 2pm until 6am? Weren’t you tired of looking at tits and ass? And how much money did you send that night? lol

Them hoes got those bruises from being drunk and bumping into tables. Trust me I know first hand…LOL

@ Faw

What up homie?!?

@ M-DADDY

It wasn’t a Johnson Plug my ass. lol, Look you got Faw asking to see it and issh!?! That was your plan all along!!! lol CYBER PIMP STRIKES AGAIN!!! Damn, you need your own theme music and issh!!! lol

@ PrettyMissSunshine

LMAO My pimpin days are behind me.

HEY PRETTY..CHILLIN WAITING ON MY PEEP SHOW

lol I spent about $1300….it was over the summertime..i’m a senior and it was my first summer back..I didn’t have any classes, no job, just bored so i went to the club…lol when i start drinking i turn into an animal..

those chics look ikky .. code html space swag .. send

@lube and tube .. we should party 2gether cause when i get tore up from the floor up, i gets really good and hornny but extra picky .. so, you better come correct or my drunk azz will let you know it! but you probably will still get it

@ FAW

I know that’s right!!1

@ M-Daddy (Cyber Pimp)

See that’s what ya ass get!!! Show my girl, ya big Johnson. Inquiring minds want to know Mr. Billboard!! lmao!!!

@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)

LOL. Your Horrible!!! lol I love it!!!

Did I miss something or was somone talking about butt plugs?

What black man would use a RAZOR on his private parts?

LOL @ PRETTY

YEAH M-DADDY THROW DOME D’S ON IT

lol @techiechic…

@ rICHARD

what in the butt plug hell are you talking about? lol Who said anything about butt plugs?

@prettymiss..Oh I party like it ain’t no tomorrow…I be trying to hit up the casinos on the late night and find the coke freaks thats been up for days..Hopefully go to their hotel and jack them real quick…

FAW

I’m not risking my best friend to end up floating around on the internet

@ M-daddy (Cyber Pimp)

@ FAW

I’m instigating like issh!! lol

M-DADDY CLICK ON MY NAME AND SEND ME AN EMAIL

JUST BETWEEN FRIENDS..LOL

@PrettyMissSunshine

And you are doing wonderful job LOL

FAW

I cant click on it at work.

lol just jokin…i hear stories though

M-DADDY GOT A COMPUTER AT HOME??

@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)

OMG, LMAO!!! Your truley horrible. Take techiechic with you, yall could set up some type of operation where she acts like a prostitute then pulls out a fake badge and tells the trick that shes a cop but for 200 she’ll let em go!! You can pay her in drinks and good wood!! lol

@ techiechic

I joke I joke, I kid I kid

YOU WANT MY POST OFFICE BOX

LOL

1. Why did he tell us this story?

2. Why did he use SOMEONE ELSES RAZOR???

3. Why does his girlfriend OWN a RUSTY razor?

Don’t ever tell him a secret cause he’ll tell, something is seriously wrong with this guy’s idea of hygiene, and his choice in women is completely misguided.

@ M-Daddy

I’ll bet you’ll think next time before you go pluggin you Johnson!! lmao

@ Faw

Don’t let him off the hook girl. Persistence is key! lol

@PrettyMissSunshine – not a bad idea – i was actually [secretly] nodding my head to that idea but lubes must go to texas to get that 420 for me … but seriously, that’s on him.. the Dr. said to ‘dab’ on that peroxide or whatever acid he gave him and dude poured it all over … cause i can’t think of anything to PEEL your ball sack off!!!

It took him until the NBA at the age 20-23 to figure out he should trim his pubies!?

SO what does this tell us

1. He wasn’t gettin any before the NBA because somebody would have filled him in

2. He must not have wanted any cause these college players can get it from every Becky wearing a back pack

3. How you doin?

WHAT?? ^^ who dat? you can’t just go stealing someone’s name [and spelling it wrong at that] to respond!! plus, i don’t smoke, so neh!!! PLUS that’s too much work .. I’m all about drinking, getting tore up and getting it on but seroiusly, who ever is using my name, i’m about to send a computer virus to you ip address stat! code virus attach html.. send!

@ TechiChic

Girl, I saw that issh on an HBO Reality special. But They was coming up!!! lol

YA’LL NEED TO STOP IM BOUT TO SPILL MY COFFEE ALL OVER THIS WORK KEYBOARD! WHO IZ ALL THESE GHETTO GEEKS THAT SEND HTML CODES LIKE YOU USING THE TANDY 2000!? ROTFLMAO!!

Now THAT is just NASTY!!!

lol@TJ…great insight

The moral of the story is he & his girlfriend are nasty & inexperienced. Plain & simple.

That just shows a pure lack of maturity to have Jumanji down there & not to manscape.

Manscaping is what’s up. He should have been doing that anyway.

I don’t ever want to see his girl – she probably has keloids, I mean razor bumps, I mean warts too.

FAW

Yeah I will click on it when I get home

@ PrettyMissSunshine

I know huh

His blog is becoming corny, he look like soem from planet of the apes and his girl had a S.T.D. and he put his self in the wide. He still probally got millions of groupies after that and thats NASTY!!!!!!

@ Paigey

Oh he was?!? not Mr. “I wasn’t pluggin my M-Daddy Johnson”

You think you so slick Cyber Pimp!!!! lol

T-M-I!!!!!

Naw it wasnt like that. I was just makin a point

Holy D*ck on Fire, Batman….

@ M-Daddy

you have been exposed!!!! lol

@PrettyMissSunshine

I see. LOL

@PrettyMissSunshine

I’m not afraid to show her

At my old job this lady accidently brushed her hand by my johnson. Later I guess she was feelin naughty because she asked me to go to lunch with her. As she drove she asked me if she could see it. I was like see what? Well you know the rest. So I showed her and she was like DAMN!!!

@ M-daddy

Yeah,Yeah, Yeah. Show and Prove, Cyber Pimp, Show and Prove!!!

@ Southern Belle

Where you been at? lol Yeah Girl, my boo better not catch me talking like this. lol I joke I joke

1. LMAO His girl should be embarrassed that he told the world she uses a rusty razor to shave herself. That is so unhealthy.

2. You DO NOT SHARE PERSONAL ITEMS. How sickening. A razor? Dude. You can CUT yourself with that thing. I guarantee she has (it happens); sharing things like that can lead to shared diseases and whatnot.

3. He is an imbecile; using a dull, rusty razor to shave DOWN THERE???! Forget just getting cut– rusty metal can lead to infection!

They’re nasty. Seriously. They both need to be slapped. Him especially, since he felt the need to share that foolishness.

@m-daddy…is that a true story?

That is too much damn info!!!

@ Southern Belle 225

Just put it like this me the lady went to lunch together everyday. But we never got food

I need the audio on this b/c if he was telling it matter- of- factly instead of like “yo my dude I remember one time” then I am truly pissed with him!!

Wow not only is that way tooo much info…but it was dumb as hell. Everyone knows you do not share razors…thats just one thing you do not share with other ppl, girlfriend or not…and if u could see that its rusty then WTF???? Also razors aren’t really meant to be used more than once b/c they cause can cause irritation if used more than once. What an asshole….money sure cant buy common sense

Will Smif

The hair stinks?

Ummm… Who’s sniffing dicks in the locker room and making *that* call?

&

Roe ski love

Surprise Gilbert, those were not keloids. They were herpes simplex 3. That why it took months to go away. Stop being your own Doctor and stop taking advice from gay strippers.

^^^^^^^^^^^i am DEAD!..DEAD!..i cant even read comments at work anymore y’all are getting me into some serious trouble..

@ mdaddy

i wanna see! i wanna see!..LOL

he shoulda kept that to his damn self…

we didn’t need to hear that, let alone have to visualize that……c’mon.

That story is/was beyond TMI!!!

Is it me or why are the Washington Wizards down in your crotch close enough to smell your pubes, man?

Hey,I smell pork…who’s cookin’ pork up in these parts…

TMI- Why did he feel the need to share that? it just made him look stupid. That’s a story you tell your homies not the entire world.

bree

LMAO one day

ok m daddy..i am going to hold you to that, i will NOT forget

@ bree

Ok

AT M-DADDY I AM BACK

AND I HAVE PLIERS…YOUR PANTS HAVE TO BE TIGHT..

UHH ILL COVER MY EYES AND COUNT TO 3

OH AND U LETTIN BREE GET IT EASY!!! AW I DONT THINK SO….AND MAKE SURE YOU CLIPPED THEM HAIRS

OH MY FUGGIN GOODNESS!!!!

im still LMAO…eww, that is sooo nasty…

all the way down to his crack????????????? Nasty MOFO!! and his girl too!!!

I don’t like to go there.But,since Gilbert bought this up,I will.You got keloids,but not from shaving as you want people to believe.You had venereal warts.Your skin keloid,as a result of having the warts burned,or frozen off.

Sounds like one stanky cover-up… Keloids?? Yea ok

A rusty razor doesn’t cause keloids. Sounds like the herpes to me.

WTF? Who tells this story? This is definitely an unmentionable if I ever heard one.

What’s next, a detailed story on how he has had sex with a female sheep on prom night. Learn when to shut the eff up homie.

LMAO @ will smif…wow that was too funny…made my eyes water

lmao… what a dumbass.

The girlfriend is to blame. Girls should know better to have let that happen to him. She must be a triflin chick. Get it professionally waxed or shaved. You have the money you jackass!!!

@ariel & sistah gal “DITTO” !