Monday, February 11th, 2008
Quote of the Day
Posted by Bossip Staff
Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas shares a story about a shaving experience gone wrong:
“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”
What man shaves with a rusty razor that belongs to a broad? SMH. That raw flesh pain sounds excruciating.
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WTF???
FIRST!
that said, ole boy is stoooooooooopid one, for doing it and two, for oversharing.
LMAO
The hair stinks?
Ummm… Who’s sniffing *****s in the locker room and making *that* call?
@NIKKI
WTF is right. That dude is nuts
I AGREE! THIS IS TMI
1ST: THE LAME IS CHEAP AS HELL!
2ND: HE IS NASTY FOR USING HIS CHICK’S RAZOR!
He sounds like a da da dummy !!! A da da dummy !!! This sounds somthing like Ray J would say after his checks finally runs out !!
Idiot, WTH would you shave with a rusty razor? SMDH.. However, I can’t knock him wanting to shave down there..
yeah, didn’t need to know ALL THAT info .. now, i can’t get the keloids on the ***** image out of my head!!
omg that is so fu*king disgusting….. why the hell is he telling this story?
He should have taken that one to the grave.
his chick was nasty as hell for having an old rusty ***** razor! and this jack***** should know that if you need a sharp razor for your face, then you need a sharp razor for down there. i didn’t know that shaving could give you keloids. i thought that was a skin condition that only effects certain people if they are cut or injured. and, that area is sensitive down there, what made him think he could just not follow the doctors directions? raw flesh, wow, i bet that was just the worst feeling in the world. dumb *****
um……ok…. ahhhh… PEW!!!
@ YBL
Tru story on the grave side!!!
The hair stinks?
Ummm… Who’s sniffing *****s in the locker room and making *that* call?
^^^^LOL, Right? I can see if you decided to take it upon yourself to shave down there, but when another man is tellin’ you this *****, ummm, I would be suspect….
@ southern Belle
Girl you took the words right outta my mouth!! Get outta my head!!! lol
I played basketball in high school and college and I’ve never heard of this *****
Damn, go to the 99c store and get yourself a razor, cheapo.
That is the dumbest thing I ever heard – he’s stupid enough to even tell anyone. That the kind of dumb shiggety you take to the grave.
Gi;bert get’s the Bama of the week, week., week award on MONDAY!.
@ Hellto the Naw
I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the *****hole to use a rusty razor!!! lol
WHAT IS THIS FOOL THINKING…AND WHY WOULD YOU TELL THE WORLD THE HAIR STINK “DOWN THERE”
I AM PRETTY SURE SHAVING DIDNT CURE ANYTHING AND SOMETHING I AM PRETTY SURE STILL STINKS…TRY A LIL SOAP AND WATER BRUH…SHEESH!!
NASTY MUGGA
There are some things you just don’t divulge. This is one of them…lol.
TMI.
thats entirely too much information
No one needed to know that but him, his doctor and God.
Now that’s nasty!
@ Hellto the Naw
I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the *****hole to use a rusty razor!!! lol
^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….
womp womp…
TMI Gilbert…TMI!!!
Also shaving with a rusty razor…’nuff said!!!
@ HELL TO THE NAW
The hair stinks?
Ummm… Who’s sniffing *****s in the locker room and making *that* call?
***************************DEAD**********************
LMAO
PrettyMissSunshine
@ Hellto the Naw
I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the *****hole to use a rusty razor!!! lol
^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….
What the hell? You can buy a BAG of disposable razors from the store for a couple bucks. Hell, if you really want to go cheap, go to the damn dollar store!
You nasty *****.
PRTTYBRWNGIRL
@ HELL TO THE NAW
The hair stinks?
Ummm… Who’s sniffing *****s in the locker room and making *that* call?
***************************DEAD**********************
LMAO
^^^^I know girl, I know… LOL.. I can’t take credit for that one. That’s Will Smif’s post @ 12:51pm.
I guess this is what happens when you’ve been sidelined all season and not in the spotlight…You just start making up ***** to be relevant…lol SMH..this ***** wants to be Kobe or Lebron when it comes to tv time so bad, he’ll resort to telling the MEDIA that he had a bad experience shaving his pubes…
@All Negros…you don’t shave, you trim and make sure you get them inner thighs too cause females hate that..
@and make sure you get them inner thighs ^^^^^^
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U STOOPID..LOL
Surprise Gilbert, those were not keloids. They were herpes simplex 3. That why it took months to go away. Stop being your own Doctor and stop taking advice from gay strippers.
Man he must be gay or stupid, but i’d have to say gay..I’ve seen my girls razor in the shower..That pink/purple looking contraption…It wasn’t made for us…lol even their shaving cream is a light years difference..He’s lost his mind
WITH ALL THAT SAID I BET HE STILL HAS SKID MARKS IN HIS DRAWS..LOL
Helltothenaw
@ PrettyMissSunshine
^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….
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Girl, you aint never lied!! lol
stop it stop it ya’ll i’m dead .. my gawd from 1) “team veterns” that go around sniffing ***** and pubic hair ..to 2) KNOWINGLY using a rusty razor .. wow! i’m through! LOL!! so, he has michael jackson ***** since the black skin is peeled off? i just can’t .. no ..no, he REALLY should have taken that to the grave .. no really! for us if not for himself!!
FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!
WITH ALL THAT SAID I BET HE STILL HAS SKID MARKS IN HIS DRAWS..LOL
^^^^^LMAO!!!!
I hate that hair. I watch a dvd of my girl Keyshia and she complains about how she used to work the streets in Oakland and hated giving dome to guys who were not shaved down there. There is nothing nastier than pulling a dirty pubic hair from between the gap in your teeth and even worse is having one caught in your throat when trying to swallow the children
TMI, Bossip! TMI!!!
@Keyshia Cole
Thats crazy
@Brother M-Daddy
What type of counseling practice do you work for?
That should have been under RANDOM RIDICULOUSNESS!
On da real…..pubic hair does stink & that is why I stay waxed! I feel so much cleaner & fresher all day. When I am at that gym & there is a little fro down there, I can smell the difference. When I am totally waxed from the rota to the tota, I can work out hard for 90 mins, sweat hard & not smell an odor.
What up Strong Black Man? Lol..shavin the thighs.
Gil looks like he can fry an egg on his ***** in that pic – maybe that’s when he was dealing with his ailment.
The burl***** story summed up is:
1. He stinks, not the hair. The hair smells like what the skin or whatever it’s attached to smells like. He can kill that “the hair stinks” story.
2. If he never was stankin, why would he shave? Were his teammates like “Gil you stank, shave so you can stop stankin.”
3. Even worse was he like “Hey teammates I stink, what should I do?” Then all together they yell “Shave.” So he does it? Slow ***** fool.
4. His girl is nasty for having a rusty razor – I can only *****ume her ***** is rusty too.
5. Keloids – yeah right. I feel a Ron Mexico story coming real soon. Although he was knocking his girl down using that razor & getting that good virus in those pores really did it.
6. I hate to put STI’s on folk, but this sounds like a Herpes story or cover-up. Ok…how did you get raw & keloids all the way up to your ***** son? The answer to that in ***** warts.
Take that to the grave! damn man
I forgot to mention – who the hell puts a razor down there? That’s crazy and slow.
He better do like other men & use the clippers or do how we women do and get a wax.
*Lol @ Clippers.
@ Grace
I feel you girl. I get my Brazillian Waxs.:-) I hate shaving!
@Keyshia Cole
I have to change my thing. I was in marraige counseling. Its a long story
Question, How would the team know what HIS hairs smell like? That was a story for his girls ears only. Girl HAHA
Look at his smile…it really means~
My ***** hurtin’ they aint got no skins on them…
*****in’ dummy.
Yes “the clippers” work fine…
@keysha lol
DOES HE ASK YOU TO SMELL HIS FINGER TOO…LOL
That is NASTY!..he should’ve kept that ***** with him til death 4real!…uuugggghhh! WTF!
Is he serious with this ish? I can’t believe he even opened his mouth and let this out.
And @ Will Smif – I am laid out. That was the funniest ish i read in a minute.
by the way, did anyone notice how the chicks in the pic legs are all bruised up? how you gonna wear ***** like that with bruises all over the place. Very prostitute-ish!!! LOL
if waxing isn’t your thing, then clippers are always the best way to go
@M-daddy do you eat pork?
*just dried my hands on my roomies pants*
@southernbelle…lol your right all the prostitutes i’ve picked up had little *****ies, fat ***** and bruise marks on the thighs..
“You get what you can’t get at home” right?
@Lube and a Tube Sock
Why do you ask if I eat pork?
Just much TMI and that shows you what kind of woman your deaing with it that keep nasty stuff like that around. Use a razor once and toss it ok.
Hop up out that pretty *****f*cka like hello,
hello, Ladies how you doin?
“Dat ***** crazy girl don’t say nothin 2 em”
@southern..yeah I caught that but couldn’t do anything except SMH!….WTH is going on in america?
LMAO!!!
Just a question…I’ve found that pork is the leading cause of skid marks…
****PrettyMissSunshine****
OKAY YOU GOTTA TELL ME…I WANT A BRAZILLAN WAX..BUT FOR A SISTA, IS IT REALLY PAINFUL, BECAUSE OUR HAIR TENDS TO BE THICKER AND CURLIER? I’M SCARED…I DON’T LIKE GETTING MY EYEBROWS WAXED! HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT?????
AND PUBIC HAIR DOES SMELL….IT’S THE #1 PLACE YOU HAVE THE MOST SWEAT GLANDS…I WONDER WHAT THE HELL HE DID WITH THE RAZOR AFTER HE USED IT, I’M SURE HE PUT IT RIGHT BACK FOR HER TO USE, SINCE HER NASTY ***** IS TOO CHEAP TO THROW OUT THE RAZOR.
Damn, bruh.
Where the hell is the Mach 3 when U need it?????
I bet her stuff looks just as bad as his did.
;(
some stories are just not suppose to be told that was a private moment that should’ve remained private
and if u ask me it sounds like he had VD
and we needed to know that because????????????
@ Lube and a Tube Sock
Just a question…I’ve found that pork is the leading cause of skid marks
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LMAO. Yeah I eat pork LOL
@Paigey
Whats up lil sis?
dem hoes look like they stink .. p***** them the rusty razor!
This is sooo funny!! TMI for real
LMFAOOO!!! My question is…did someone really need to tell him that hair stinks. Did he not take health in school like the rest of us, was that really “fatherly” advice…could he not have figured that out on his own? Please!
@ paigey
Girl, I have mine done by this russian woman, and you know them damn russian’s are ruff as hell. Girl I didn’t know what to expect for my first time but honey when I tell you that that issh is painful! Just imagine how it feels when you get your eyebrows waxed, now imgaine that same pain intensified. I wanted to literally fight that women with each pull. But the great thing about it is that unlike shaving it pulls the hair from the root, where as shaving only cuts TO the root, I didn’t have to go back for like two months, and she waxs your crack to!!! But it looks better you feel better and don’t have to worry about getting it done for another two months. I have build up a tolerence for it, but nevertheless, it still hurts. Sorry if im scaring you paigey,
but i’m not gonna lie to you. I def would advise getting one, seriously!!
Im sorry paigey, I didn’t have to go back for like two and a half months.
@PrettyMissSunshine
OUCH!!!!
LMAO @ ewwwwYouNasty
I was thinkin the same thing…..TMI take that ***** to the grave…. That’s nasty as *****….
@ Maryland Girl
What part of Maryland are you from?
@Prettymiss…OMG lol true story…I am a strip club enthusiast…one time I went to 5 different ones in a day…from 2 in the afternoon till 6 in the morning..They had these Russian chicks in there..that was the first time I felt like i couldn’t hang in the bedroom with a chick…this chick was scratching me and shh..it was too much lol
SORRY YALL I BEEN AWAY…DID HIS ***** HEEL YET??
@ Sbm (Lube and a Tube Sock)
Yo, I don’t know why are they so angry all the time. They are just ruff and aggressive. When she was giving me my wax, it was like she was gettin pleasure out of seeing me in pain. Which made me even more *****ed!!
@ Brother M-Daddy (aka Cyber Pimp) What you thought I forgot? lol
We do that type of issh for yall!!! lol
I felt like asking for my money back…
@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)
I would think you would like some crazy agressive issh like that. lol
@PrettyMissSunshine
I like it bald.But I ain shavin mine. I would look like a baby with a big johnson
@ Brother M-Daddy (aka) Cyber Pimp
You just HAD to throw the big johnson part in there huh? lol
he lying, he got the bumps from one or all of them nasty hookers he’s all posed up with!!
@prettymiss…have you ever heard Young Jeezy’s “Throw this Money”
PrettyMissSunshine
It is what it is LOL
Ladies becareful with waxing just make sure you know your body. I tried it once and it hurt like hell, plus I have very sensitive skin. I never went back after that. I just keep her trimmed low and conditioned…lol
somebody should have shaved that Count Blackula cape off his behind.
@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)
“Gon shake that ***** ***** imma throw this money
Gon shake that ***** ***** imma throw this money
Gon shake that ***** *****………
imma throw this money
imma throw this money
imma throw this money”
I’m ebmaressed to say, but that that’s my issh
@ Brother M-DADDY (cYBER pIMP)
Un-Huh, look at you pimping since pimp-pimping, since pimp-pimping. You plugging your “Johnson” on Bossip. lol Cl*****ic!!lol You betta quite it before you find ya ***** back in Counseling! lmao
PrettyMissSunshine
LMAO You are crazy. That wasnt a “M-Daddy’s Johnson” plug I was just saying I would look rediculious bald down there
@prettymiss..lol Jeezy is a genius…
There, there are no words. Another where I just have to say wow.
Hey that man is one of the greatest players in the league. That was a bit too much info Gil. But you can’t sleep on his skills.
BROTHER M-DADDY CAN I SEE
FAW
LMAO
everyone knows that shaving public and underarm hair is pretty normal for athletes. It does cut down on small because the hair collects sweat which smells. He is still not the brightest bulb and proves it every time he opens his mouth
@ M-Daddy (Cyber Pimp)
LOL, We know what it was. We’ll just keep that between us. lol
@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)
LOL. You are so stupid. Are you a nympho? Serious questions? From 2pm until 6am? Weren’t you tired of looking at ***** and *****? And how much money did you send that night? lol
Them hoes got those bruises from being drunk and bumping into tables. Trust me I know first hand…LOL
@ Faw
What up homie?!?
@ M-DADDY
It wasn’t a Johnson Plug my *****. lol, Look you got Faw asking to see it and issh!?! That was your plan all along!!! lol CYBER PIMP STRIKES AGAIN!!! Damn, you need your own theme music and issh!!! lol
@ PrettyMissSunshine
LMAO My pimpin days are behind me.
HEY PRETTY..CHILLIN WAITING ON MY PEEP SHOW
lol I spent about $1300….it was over the summertime..i’m a senior and it was my first summer back..I didn’t have any cl*****es, no job, just bored so i went to the club…lol when i start drinking i turn into an animal..
those chics look ikky .. code html *****e swag .. send
@lube and tube .. we should party 2gether cause when i get tore up from the floor up, i gets really good and hornny but extra picky .. so, you better come correct or my drunk azz will let you know it! but you probably will still get it
@ FAW
I know that’s right!!1
@ M-Daddy (Cyber Pimp)
See that’s what ya ***** get!!! Show my girl, ya big Johnson. Inquiring minds want to know Mr. Billboard!! lmao!!!
@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)
LOL. Your Horrible!!! lol I love it!!!
Did I miss something or was somone talking about butt plugs?
What black man would use a RAZOR on his private parts?
LOL @ PRETTY
YEAH M-DADDY THROW DOME D’S ON IT
lol @techiechic…
@ rICHARD
what in the butt plug hell are you talking about? lol Who said anything about butt plugs?
@prettymiss..Oh I party like it ain’t no tomorrow…I be trying to hit up the casinos on the late night and find the *****e freaks thats been up for days..Hopefully go to their hotel and jack them real quick…
FAW
I’m not risking my best friend to end up floating around on the internet
@ M-daddy (Cyber Pimp)
@ FAW
I’m instigating like issh!! lol
M-DADDY CLICK ON MY NAME AND SEND ME AN EMAIL
JUST BETWEEN FRIENDS..LOL
@PrettyMissSunshine
And you are doing wonderful job LOL
FAW
I cant click on it at work.
lol just jokin…i hear stories though
M-DADDY GOT A COMPUTER AT HOME??
@ SBM, (Lube and a Tube Sock)
OMG, LMAO!!! Your truley horrible. Take techiechic with you, yall could set up some type of operation where she acts like a prostitute then pulls out a fake badge and tells the trick that shes a cop but for 200 she’ll let em go!! You can pay her in drinks and good wood!! lol
@ techiechic
I joke I joke, I kid I kid
YOU WANT MY POST OFFICE BOX
LOL
1. Why did he tell us this story?
2. Why did he use SOMEONE ELSES RAZOR???
3. Why does his girlfriend OWN a RUSTY razor?
Don’t ever tell him a secret cause he’ll tell, something is seriously wrong with this guy’s idea of hygiene, and his choice in women is completely misguided.
@ M-Daddy
I’ll bet you’ll think next time before you go pluggin you Johnson!! lmao
@ Faw
Don’t let him off the hook girl. Persistence is key! lol
@PrettyMissSunshine – not a bad idea – i was actually [secretly] nodding my head to that idea but lubes must go to texas to get that 420 for me … but seriously, that’s on him.. the Dr. said to ‘dab’ on that peroxide or whatever acid he gave him and dude poured it all over … cause i can’t think of anything to PEEL your ball sack off!!!
It took him until the NBA at the age 20-23 to figure out he should trim his pubies!?
SO what does this tell us
1. He wasn’t gettin any before the NBA because somebody would have filled him in
2. He must not have wanted any cause these college players can get it from every Becky wearing a back pack
3. How you doin?
WHAT?? ^^ who dat? you can’t just go stealing someone’s name [and spelling it wrong at that] to respond!! plus, i don’t smoke, so neh!!! PLUS that’s too much work .. I’m all about drinking, getting tore up and getting it on
but seroiusly, who ever is using my name, i’m about to send a computer virus to you ip address stat! code virus attach html.. send!
@ TechiChic
Girl, I saw that issh on an HBO Reality special. But They was coming up!!! lol
YA’LL NEED TO STOP IM BOUT TO SPILL MY COFFEE ALL OVER THIS WORK KEYBOARD! WHO IZ ALL THESE GHETTO GEEKS THAT SEND HTML CODES LIKE YOU USING THE TANDY 2000!? ROTFLMAO!!
Now THAT is just NASTY!!!
lol@TJ…great insight
The moral of the story is he & his girlfriend are nasty & inexperienced. Plain & simple.
That just shows a pure lack of maturity to have Jumanji down there & not to manscape.
Manscaping is what’s up. He should have been doing that anyway.
I don’t ever want to see his girl – she probably has keloids, I mean razor bumps, I mean warts too.
FAW
Yeah I will click on it when I get home
@ PrettyMissSunshine
I know huh
His blog is becoming corny, he look like soem from planet of the apes and his girl had a S.T.D. and he put his self in the wide. He still probally got millions of groupies after that and thats NASTY!!!!!!
****FAW****
IF HE SENDS YOU A PIC THEN I WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT, CAUSE HIS ***** WAS OVER THE FENCE TALKING ABOUT HOW BIG HIS ***** WAS LAST WEEK…LOL HE AIN’T SLICK…:)
@PaigeyWaigey
why are you bringing up old *****?
@ Paigey
Oh he was?!? not Mr. “I wasn’t pluggin my M-Daddy Johnson”
You think you so slick Cyber Pimp!!!! lol
T-M-I!!!!!
Naw it wasnt like that. I was just makin a point
Holy D*ck on Fire, Batman….
@ M-Daddy
you have been exposed!!!! lol
@PrettyMissSunshine
I see. LOL
@PrettyMissSunshine
I’m not afraid to show her
@prettymiss…i’m gone for an hour and yall talking about all kinds of crazy *****!! LOL
@Techichick…hilarious..peeling off the ball sack!
At my old job this lady accidently brushed her hand by my johnson. Later I guess she was feelin naughty because she asked me to go to lunch with her. As she drove she asked me if she could see it. I was like see what? Well you know the rest. So I showed her and she was like DAMN!!!
@ M-daddy
Yeah,Yeah, Yeah. Show and Prove, Cyber Pimp, Show and Prove!!!
@ Southern Belle
Where you been at? lol Yeah Girl, my boo better not catch me talking like this. lol
I joke I joke
1. LMAO His girl should be embarr*****ed that he told the world she uses a rusty razor to shave herself. That is so unhealthy.
2. You DO NOT SHARE PERSONAL ITEMS. How sickening. A razor? Dude. You can CUT yourself with that thing. I guarantee she has (it happens); sharing things like that can lead to shared diseases and whatnot.
3. He is an imbecile; using a dull, rusty razor to shave DOWN THERE???! Forget just getting cut– rusty metal can lead to infection!
They’re nasty. Seriously. They both need to be slapped. Him especially, since he felt the need to share that foolishness.
@m-daddy…is that a true story?
That is too much damn info!!!
@ Southern Belle 225
Just put it like this me the lady went to lunch together everyday. But we never got food
I need the audio on this b/c if he was telling it matter- of- factly instead of like “yo my dude I remember one time” then I am truly *****ed with him!!
Wow not only is that way tooo much info…but it was dumb as hell. Everyone knows you do not share razors…thats just one thing you do not share with other ppl, girlfriend or not…and if u could see that its rusty then WTF???? Also razors aren’t really meant to be used more than once b/c they cause can cause irritation if used more than once. What an *****hole….money sure cant buy common sense
NOW I KNOW hes not too bright lmfao!!! Who does that *****? Everyone knows you need a CLEAN RAZOR because bacteria manifests itself on those blades-UGH, he must not have taken a general science cl***** a day in his life lol. Further, you dont get keloids from shaving. You get skin lesions/infections. And the fact that he smears it all on the unaffected areas on his *****s really makes me wonder about this dude. Instead of drinking cristals at night, pick up a damn book lol…
Will Smif
The hair stinks?
Ummm… Who’s sniffing *****s in the locker room and making *that* call?
&
Roe ski love
Surprise Gilbert, those were not keloids. They were herpes simplex 3. That why it took months to go away. Stop being your own Doctor and stop taking advice from gay strippers.
^^^^^^^^^^^i am DEAD!..DEAD!..i cant even read comments at work anymore y’all are getting me into some serious trouble..
@ mdaddy
i wanna see! i wanna see!..LOL
and those bruises on those girls *cough*w*****s*cough* are wrong!
Lmao @ y’all some foolz
he shoulda kept that to his damn self…
we didn’t need to hear that, let alone have to visualize that……c’mon.
That story is/was beyond TMI!!!
Is it me or why are the Washington Wizards down in your crotch close enough to smell your pubes, man?
Hey,I smell pork…who’s cookin’ pork up in these parts…
TMI- Why did he feel the need to share that? it just made him look stupid. That’s a story you tell your homies not the entire world.
bree
LMAO one day
ok m daddy..i am going to hold you to that, i will NOT forget
@ bree
Ok
thats why you dont ***** nba players.
Dis ***** is crazy!!! D*ck sniffer
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You want it one way…..but its the other way
AT M-DADDY I AM BACK
AND I HAVE PLIERS…YOUR PANTS HAVE TO BE TIGHT..
UHH ILL COVER MY EYES AND COUNT TO 3
OH AND U LETTIN BREE GET IT EASY!!! AW I DONT THINK SO….AND MAKE SURE YOU CLIPPED THEM HAIRS
OH MY FUGGIN GOODNESS!!!!
im still LMAO…eww, that is sooo nasty…
all the way down to his crack????????????? Nasty *****!! and his girl too!!!
I don’t like to go there.But,since Gilbert bought this up,I will.You got keloids,but not from shaving as you want people to believe.You had venereal warts.Your skin keloid,as a result of having the warts burned,or frozen off.
Sounds like one stanky cover-up… Keloids?? Yea ok
A rusty razor doesn’t cause keloids. Sounds like the herpes to me.
WTF? Who tells this story? This is definitely an unmentionable if I ever heard one.
What’s next, a detailed story on how he has had sex with a female sheep on prom night. Learn when to shut the eff up homie.
Look at all that delicious chocolate *****!!! All that honey dripping….
LMAO @ will smif…wow that was too funny…made my eyes water
Nasty *****!
lmao… what a dumb*****.
*****s and flies
@Ariel ^^ that’s what i always say too: *****s and flies, *****s and flies .. cause this story is about as intelligent as george bush reading to kids with the book upside down
The girlfriend is to blame. Girls should know better to have let that happen to him. She must be a triflin chick. Get it professionally waxed or shaved. You have the money you jack*****!!!
@ariel & sistah gal “DITTO” !