Quote of the Day: Gilbert Arenas Shaved Where?!

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Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas shares a story about a shaving experience gone wrong:

“When I was new in the NBA the team veterans convinced me to shave, you know, down there, because they said the hair stinks. I used my girlfriend’s razor, which was rusty and gave me keloids. The doctor prescribed medicine to dab on, but I just poured it all over. Three days later I woke up screaming. The skin was burnt off my scrotum, down to my crack, everything — just raw flesh. I still had to run and play, so I used a numbing spray for a month until it healed. Now I use clippers.”

What man shaves with a rusty razor that belongs to a broad? SMH. That raw flesh pain sounds excruciating.

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  • NIKKI

    WTF???

  • da matic

    FIRST!

    that said, ole boy is stoooooooooopid one, for doing it and two, for oversharing.

  • MURDA

    LMAO

  • Will Smif

    The hair stinks?

    Ummm… Who’s sniffing dicks in the locker room and making *that* call?

  • http://www.raidernation.com BROTHER M-DADDY AKA BROTHER RAIDERS OAK-TOWNS FINEST(IN COUNSELING)

    @NIKKI

    WTF is right. That dude is nuts

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper Ms. Sugar Walls

    I AGREE! THIS IS TMI

    1ST: THE LAME IS CHEAP AS HELL!

    2ND: HE IS NASTY FOR USING HIS CHICK’S RAZOR!

  • helltothanaw

    Idiot, WTH would you shave with a rusty razor? SMDH.. However, I can’t knock him wanting to shave down there..

  • ewwwwYouNasty

    yeah, didn’t need to know ALL THAT info .. now, i can’t get the keloids on the balls image out of my head!!

  • young black lady

    omg that is so fu*king disgusting….. why the hell is he telling this story?

    He should have taken that one to the grave.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Southern Belle 225

    his chick was nasty as hell for having an old rusty ass razor! and this jackass should know that if you need a sharp razor for your face, then you need a sharp razor for down there. i didn’t know that shaving could give you keloids. i thought that was a skin condition that only effects certain people if they are cut or injured. and, that area is sensitive down there, what made him think he could just not follow the doctors directions? raw flesh, wow, i bet that was just the worst feeling in the world. dumb ass

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    um……ok…. ahhhh… PEW!!!

  • NIKKI

    @ YBL

    Tru story on the grave side!!!

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    @ southern Belle

    Girl you took the words right outta my mouth!! Get outta my head!!! lol

  • Raven

    Damn, go to the 99c store and get yourself a razor, cheapo.

  • http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/five_heartbeats.jpg IronMan

    That is the dumbest thing I ever heard – he’s stupid enough to even tell anyone. That the kind of dumb shiggety you take to the grave.

    Gi;bert get’s the Bama of the week, week., week award on MONDAY!.

  • PrettyMissSunshine

    @ Hellto the Naw

    I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the asshole to use a rusty razor!!! lol

  • http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604302 FineAsWine*****Wizzo is FAN-TAS-TA-RAS-TIC SCRATCH MY AZZ PUH-LEASE U KNOW U KNOW ME!!

    WHAT IS THIS FOOL THINKING…AND WHY WOULD YOU TELL THE WORLD THE HAIR STINK “DOWN THERE”

    I AM PRETTY SURE SHAVING DIDNT CURE ANYTHING AND SOMETHING I AM PRETTY SURE STILL STINKS…TRY A LIL SOAP AND WATER BRUH…SHEESH!!

    NASTY MUGGA

  • Curly Fries [Barack the vote in '08!]

    There are some things you just don’t divulge. This is one of them…lol.

  • fabulosity

    TMI.

  • PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    thats entirely too much information

  • http://www.chicasinthecity.blogspot.com Meb3q

    No one needed to know that but him, his doctor and God.

  • http://www.TheShoeGame.com G-Roc from TSG

    Now that’s nasty!

  • helltothanaw

    @ Hellto the Naw

    I can see older men, giving that kind of advice to younger cats, becasue hair down there, hair period traps oder. Just Like when we, women, go to a club and people are smoking a cigerette it gets in your hair, weave or whatever, but you can’t get that smell out unitl you wash your hair. They were proably giving him man to man advice, as if like an aunt or an older friend would. Im pretty sure they didn’t advise the asshole to use a rusty razor!!! lol

    ^^^Girl, I hope that’s the case.. I understand what you’re saying and this is true. But, its becoming harder to tell these days….

  • RIP Prop Joe

    womp womp…

  • Get it right...

    TMI Gilbert…TMI!!!

    Also shaving with a rusty razor…’nuff said!!!

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