Random Ridiculousness: Top 60 Black Women Names!!!

Posted on June 9th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH, The Hood Life

Check out this video of a couple Hispanic kids clowning the boots off of ghetto names. LMAO

Gets kind of racial at the end, huh?

Click Here to Watch!!!

  • Nic

    They just mad because they recycle names like crazy how many people in one family can be named Jesus and Maria?

  • JB (17 days and counting)

    Do they even have thier green card?

  • Dr. Winkie

    LMAO @JB

  • Doc

    lol courtney, i saw this the other day.

  • Whatever

    BREAKING NEWS (All Hip Hop.com):

    “Former Dipset member Max B. was found guilty of murder conspiracy and robbery charges today (June 9).

    He faces a life sentence in prison.”

  • JB (17 days and counting)

    @ Nic

    That is funny, and oh so true. Maria Conchita, Conshita Maria Luisa, jesus fernando, Fernanda Maria etc

  • JB (17 days and counting)

    @ Dr Winkie you know its true.

    even though what they said was true, only we can clown our people.

    Come on folks lets get back to names like Betty Sue, Erma Jean, Anna Mae

  • Whatever

    –>BREAKING NEWS (All Hip Hop.com):

    “Former Dipset member Max B. was found guilty of murder conspiracy and robbery charges today (June 9).

    He faces a life sentence in prison.”

  • Diva

    Am I wrong for thinking this was funny as well?!

    Did they truly mean to offend? Just asking.

  • nobody cares

    LMAO @ “Guuuurrrrrrlllll”…i LOL’ed, probably cuz I clown ghetto names too

  • Binary Star

    “Gets kind of racial at the end, huh?”

    I think the word you’re looking for is racist and the whole thing is racist and not funny. “Fried-Chikenequa”? “Watermelonisha”?

    If you’re black and you think it’s funny being mocked and stereotyped like that then you have psychological problems that need to be addressed.

    Get some pride people.

  • JB (17 days and counting)

    @ Diva it was funny, but we are supposed to be the only ones who laugh.

  • ???

    I’m black, and I approve this message. Hilarious! I don’t get it…maybe African names…with some meaning..but for real how many apostrophes can you put in your name before you realize it no longer qualifies as a name LOL

  • http://dicooper.spaces.live.com/ DICooper

    No Bluntrishia?

    No Dankeniesha?

  • http://saladwks@aol.com sweet n sour

    what about,, apple, rumor, scout, tallulah?????

  • Kiss the ring bitch!

    LMBAO @ the fried chicken, Hawaiian Punch, and the watermelon too. Black women stop that shit! Name your babies with purpose!

  • Nique

    I cant see the vid!!! boooo…
    I wish they put a list up of the names…lol

  • NIKE! Gatorade! SPARQ!

    Ha

  • http://dicooper.spaces.live.com/ DICooper

    Fri’Chikeniesha and Colargreenishia are the worst.

    I actually know a girl named Koolaidria, but it isn’t like she’s in my family or anything.

  • Nique

    Well I’ll go with my own then:

    Darnetta
    Starkyshia
    Bonita
    Aquanetta
    Carmalita
    D’Quisha
    Da’Nesha
    Andralique
    L’Nisha

    LMAO…Im sure theres more but thats all I have. Ive met folks with ALL those names!! And have the nerve to say-”ITS FRENCH”

  • pat

    it was funny, but did turn racist…but who cares…the United States now knows there in this country illegally and has probably come to ship their gay asses bk across the border

  • Paula

    Hey, they left off Keymola and Imaginette!

  • Nic

    It’s funny but they are being racist. I have seen some ridiculous names in baby contests and birthday celebrations in newspapers. Giving children unnecessary letters and crap, and they can’t even spell their own names.

  • JB (17 days and counting)

    Carmalita

    That falls under the tables of reusing Jesus and Maria over and over in one family

    Carmalita Maria

  • MS. JONES

    i’m a black female and this was too funny. somebody said that if we’re black and laughed at this we have psychological issues. so if you’re in a comedy club and a black comedian did this you would just sit there w/ a blank look. yeah probably not. calm down its not that serious. if this offended you then U have some deeper issues. get a backbone. lil stuff like this shouldn’t faze u. everybody stereotypes everybody. but this is backed up by facts. they’re called birth certificates. cause black folks do give they kids some ridiculous names. and those two boys know that some black folk can come right back and clown on their culture.(we have) they didn’t hit below the belt to me so its all good.

  • jt

    that was funny az hell i dont care who says it

  • Loch Ness Monster

    That was too damn funny! Cornbreesha & Spongebobeshia were a couple of my favorites.

    But for real, I wish people would stop ‘creating’ dumb names like that though. It was nice when the names were African or from some other ethnic origin. Now people are combining names and creating old dumb sounding shit.

  • MS. JONES

    @binary

    u said that the whole thing was racist so is that being offended or no???? just wondering. well actually they not clowing me cause my name is about as white as it can get starts w/ an a. anyway. the black women that are naming their kids bafoonary names like this need to be put on blast. tell the black women that u feel are being clowned to stop mixing up the alphabet to come up w/ they’re kids names. and how exactly do u know those kids are spoiled or brats???? they could be holding down a job after school to help support their latino family. stop stereotyping.

  • EY

    Chris rock did a segment on this. We had black ppl naming their kids Kunta Kente and strong African names and ended up with names like Beyonce and Shanequa (or something to that effect).

    Binary CLEARLY has a ghetto name or named her baby one! You know what they say about the ones who protest the most. (like gay Republican senators and the ones who farted)

  • ANGELA

    I’m glad the black people are laughing at this…………I think its cute………ITS funny…..lets laugh and stop being offended…………..ITS FUNNY SHIT!!!!!Cellephoneshia, wahahahahaha.

  • ellafitz

    im sure someone down the line will name their kids Barackisha and Obamaniqua! those are the funniest but most probable /=

  • MS. JONES

    a big billboard co-sign ganza

  • BeanTown

    I thought it was funny.

  • 305Goon

    Damn I got 2 move out da hood cause i went out wit about 20 da females dat had those names. But dem cubans look gay

  • iight

    Why do African Americans’ always have to be so sensitive about racial issues when its not an African American making the joke. For everyone discussing immigration with the assumption that these two kids are Mexican is just ignorant. There are black people who immigrate to America everyday, and black Latinos as well, IE: Dominicans, Haitians, Hondurans, and Panamanians. I’m tired of every racial joke turning into a heated racial debate. It’s just comedy, grow up.

  • 2dimplzs

    This just goes to show that black women need to do a better job at naming their children. Do you even think about them going out into the work force and a possible employer can’t even begin to pronounce your child’s name? Or how about the perspective employer who takes one look at the name on the application and simply THROWS IT AWAY because they automatically assume that your child is some ghetto bama and they don’t want that in their company?

    We have it hard enough as it is just being BLACK. Why add to the hardships by naming our children these ugly, ghetto names that are hard to spell let alone pronounce?

    What is wrong with Mary, William, Johnathan, Jason, Michael, Jeremy, Samantha, Justin……I mean seriously enough with with the Ja’Quan’s and JaQuisha’s!!!

  • hey girl

    I laughed abd then I laughed again… im sorry guys that was funny. When we are bores at work we do that also. they forgot Narboohka

  • Debs

    I am a black woman with a regular, run of the mill name, a sense of humor, and I found this offensive.

    When other minorities are willing to engage in stereotypical satire at black people’s expense we as a people need to wake up and take note.

    People have a right to name their children what they choose, but remember that with that right also comes a responsibility. It is well known that many of these names lead to difficulties in school and landing a decent job.
    SMH

  • Crunch Berry

    Adding to the list of questionable names of people we actually know:

    Armani
    Remmy
    Shit-asia
    Dha’Mhony
    Target (pronounced Tar-jay)
    Booqua Lashayshay…I bull sh#t you NOT!

  • candi

    Peeps on here steadily claiming to be black when they are not.

  • Matty

    I have 12 Marias in my math class, and 7 Jose’s.

  • MariaAngelaConchitaRosarioAlfonsina Rodriguez Perez Prado

    wahahahahah funny names !!!!!!!!

  • Journey

    Sad, embarrassing, but unfortunately there is truth to it. The fried chicken and watermelon is when it became racial. I expect that sterotypical non sense from Whites but not Latin or Hispanic people. SMH @ Diamond, Lexus, Mercedes, Shavonisha, Kinnika, Adore.

  • barb

    i saw this on youtube a coupe weeks ago and was cracking up!!

  • 500 years and all I got was section 8 and a Stop Snitching Tee

    If they put as much effort into creating names as finding jobs…..never mind that wouldn’t happen…at least the white girls are getting in on it with their swirly kids.

  • Kierra Jones

    This is funny,… and for the life of me I dont get why black ppl think they can make sarcastic humorous remarks about other races and cultures but when other cultures do it its an uproar. WOw

  • Touchdown ATL_I Do My Dance!

    These Mess-ican’ts want to pick at black folk, huh? I got some ghetto mexican names too….

    Taco Bell Calderon
    Hosea Hoe
    Tit-O Gonzalez
    Maria Maria
    Melina Fiesta
    Perez Salsa
    Burrito Berez

  • LuV Me

    i dnt think they wer tryn to b racial, it was hella funny!! jus good humor th@s all… lighten up ppl..

  • seance nguyen

    lmao touchdown!!

  • me (the original)®

    I am Hispanic. I laughed at this.

    I also laugh at White people with names like Misty, Buffy, Storm and Trinity, and Hispanic people with extraneously long names. Does this make me racist? If you answered yes, I honestly don’t care, because you are have provent that you are yet another member of the general populace that needs exterminating.

    My mockery of the idiotic knows no bounds.

  • http://BOSSIP NAIOMI

    im sorry you guys but that had me crying!!LMFAO and im black

  • me (the original)®

    *Typo – Fourth sentence should say “You have proven…” The are was to be edited out.

  • ja nae nae (:

    LOL courtney? not even more like briana or something

  • Bossip’sGrandma

    This is HILARIOUS.

    I saw this a while ago.

    you squares are late, and apparently you have NO sense of humor.

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Pear Hispanic bloodclawt rubbish…

  • enlight

    Comedian Finesse Mitchell would be sooooo proud!
    you should hear the names he says he came across when he used to be a sub teacher—”Vaseline” which is pronounced Va-se-lyn; or “Condombuster” and etc……but to be honest, wish people stop thinking EVERY name associated w/ black folk is ghetto…..some have meanings in other languages, like the Katrinas and Jamaals.

  • me (the original) ®

    @enlight

    This is true. I remember someone on here tried to call “Rashid” a ghetto name.

  • Dani

    Damn, you know what’s so sad we know folks with some of those names! that was funny, I don’t know if I’m supposed to be laughing or not but that was funny. Really black people these names are getting ridiculous, and you know what else I hate when we add extra letters in the name and it’s not even pronounced how we spell it. We have to stop this!

  • Meemeemoo

    At the person who said you have psychological problems if you laugh. Your mad because your name was called. Ha Ha Ha

  • bisssh

    To the idiots saying get some pride how about you get a sense of humor. I deal with the PC Police everyday don’t need this here as well.

  • Barack Obama

    Ah……. this is just Ah……. awful!

  • 8403Shay

    I knew a girl in high school named Kroshawanda.

  • Anonymous

    Now won’t they put out stereotypes about they own race and put that on display. like how many times you can eat rice & beans in a week.

  • sucks to be you T.I

    @Meemeemoo

    Exactly!

    My name was not called and will never be called because I have a decent name “Rachel”. I laugh at all the people that think they are going to get a decent job with a name like Queniqua- I know a girl named that. Shaniqua, Tontalisha, you knoe all the ghetto names end with a “ah” sound. La Toya is not a ghetto name and neither is Courtney. Well maybe La Toya is idk lol.

  • sucks to be you T.I

    You don’t know how many La’Keisha’s I know lol

    And I know somebody named Rohandra. Its so many different ways people try to mess up the name Rhonda and Sandra to make it unique but that is just plain ghetto. I would never name my kids that.

    @Debs
    If this was Chris Tucker or D. L. Hughley saying this you would be laughing. Don’t be mad because your name was called. Blame it on ya ma-ah -ah -ah -aha -ah-ma lol

  • Cassie

    how can you forget “rosa” lmao at spongebobeisha

  • SO WHAT…

    some of those names are french, dummies.

  • honestOpinion

    I HOPE these same punks makes a list of ghetto BLACK MALE NAMES, and there will be a different tune, the black men will be upset. I bet then, you will hear a black man speak up.

  • SO WHAT…

    whats really interesting is, whats in a name? my immediate family is not ghetto, but we are not buppies either…my sisters names are janet and jacqueline.

    my buppie side of the famuly however, have names like lakeisha and laquita…

    we have lived in the ghetto in a large inherited home.

    we are the first people whom exposed lakeisha and laquita to the sights of the ghetto.

    i can see where it may matter when your corporate boss tries to introduce you to a new client:

    I’d like you to meet Bob, Unique’ (you-neek-kay).

    As blacks, for the sake of politics, can’t name our kids whatever we want to and expect them to climb the corporate ladder. They’d have to be geniuses!

  • da og

    Don’t tell me these names are french.
    They just reflect the ignorance of some parents
    (try to get a job with such a name!!They’ll already know all that they need to know to reject you(just by reading your cv).)
    Why are we so determined to add an obstacle to our progress?

  • Alu82

    lmao @ paula with imaginette!!! why?! who would do that to a child? it was funny at the names that were OBVIOUSLY made up. and yall know it. I didn’t see a point for the chicken, watermelon etc. even black folk wonder why some of our own people have certain names. i heard on the radio that one teach had a child who name was clitoria…enough said.

    My mother had the common sense to give me a name that i could spell and say plus i was named after her and my grandmother. and my daughter has a name that she too can spell and say. i am thinking about my child’s future and her ability to get a job. if the name doesn’t have a real meaning then there is no need to create a name.

    btw my name is Allison and I named my daughter Madeline
    you can hate but atleast my child will make it to an interview LOL

  • SO WHAT…

    @honestopinion

    i’ll start.

    Dontavius
    Zishon
    Kenvonte’

    I know a mixed mexican man named “D’Ole
    (dee-oh-lay)”.

  • SO WHAT…

    @the og

    MONIQUE is a french name.

    DANTE is ITALIAN.

    Alot of times people are so ignorant, if a black person is called an unfamiliar name, in ignorance, we catergorize the name as as “african american”.

    please educate yourselves. you know who you are.

  • baeyaki

    That was bigotry at its best. Yes some black people are RIDICULOUS for their behavior an dthe absurd names they come up with for children, true. But their behavior was malicious. There was no need to bring in stereotypical watermelon, kool-aid, and chicken. I am with Binary Star, people who didn’t see the malice in that are the reason those clowns felt comfortable doing it!

    I am a Black woman, (not that it matters either way) and I know that ish was directed at us ALL.
    Besides, Mexicans should NEVER attempt to ridicule anyone with a name game, seriously.

  • honestOpinion

    @ SO WHAT

    STFU!!!! like you give a damn about blacks.

  • SO WHAT…

    @honestopinion

    i do.

  • I’llquitmakingfunofyouwhenyouquitmakingitsoeasy

    “I expect that sterotypical non sense from Whites”

    “1. I find this VERY RACIST AND OFFENSIVE

    2. These hispanic boys are HOMOSEXUALS and don’t have their green cards”

    Hi there posters… bitter and hypocritical, table for (at least) two?

  • phat

    I am so blessed to have been born into families that didn’t do this. I work in adminisration and I know what race someone is before even meeting them just by reading their names. Thank God that my name is Jasmine.

  • SO WHAT…

    The last white kids…lmao.

    Alot of those names are Italian, French, Arabic, African, and English.

    Tyrone (Tie’run) is an English name. We just switched up the pronounciation (Tie-rone). (You know how we do, LOL).

    English names are ugly and boring however…Abigail, Martha, Emily…some thangs need to be shaken up.

    I stressed my son’s middle name. But he has a traditional English first name…after his father. You couldnt be black without one black name for you you know. LOL.

  • SO WHAT…

    @phat

    i know a white girl named kesha. kesha is arabic.

    jasmine is too.

    alot of times you can go by names, but you cant always.

    i know black jennifers. so it varies, you know.

  • Shamzy

    LMAO! Thats hilarious!

  • The Cool

    But it’s all good. I just hope they can take it as well as they dish it.

  • goldyn5md

    nothing wrong with the name Brandi, Brandy, Brandie

  • mellowmoodd

    It was a spoof… but I must say I’m glad my mom gave me a decent name. Some of the “unique” names need to stop. Make sure you children names have meaning or even biblical. Not just a funny sound. That goes for every race!

  • dARK&lOVELY

    I found that funny as he11. They are just kids having fun.

  • kadian

    lol lmfao i hate those ghetto names, thank goodness my name is normal

  • 4US2

    The “Title” should be “Foodstamps Names” or the 3-strikes against a successful outcome of life names. I tried hard to give my kids energetic, neutral names where their future employers would give their application a fair chance of making into the interview round. Unfortunately, the black names that are often on welfare or in jail have names like…these are facts people. These names are simply a reflection of oftentimes poor and uneducated people from the rural area of the south or inner city ghettos. The first thing that comes to the mind of an interviewer for an employer for a company with income reflecting Middle to Upperclass standards…is this applicant will probably not fit well in this company because… Come on people…each one…teach one! Break the cycle of stereotypical ghetto names and lift our children up and give them a chance in life.

  • SO WHAT…

    Emporia. There was a kid on Maury Povich named Emporia.

    The first thing I thought of was (retail store) “Drug EMPORIUM”?

  • Beantown Baby

    @ Nic- SO true! I supervise 2 Maria’s from the same family w/ the same last name & they kept wondering why payroll kept f’n up their checks lol!

  • SO WHAT…

    LOL at people on here thinking their name is normal. It may not be ghetto, but some of those names are not normal.

    Normal or average would be Adam, Elizabeth, John…along those lines.

    But I know what you mean. Your name isn’t like Jaqueesha, Moesha or Myesia. I totally get it.

  • Mad Love

    LMAO @ Guuurrrllllllll

  • stassi

    how did they get any free time… shouldnt they be out building a house or something?

  • Carla

    How about Aquanetta, P-Shawn, Taequanda, and more, lol…

  • ShaV

    The first one was stupid and I will admit, made me laugh a little. The others are just dumb as hell. Born and raised around some of the most ghetto names and made up names possible, the things they came up with were just ignorant. Next time call your “black friend” and have them spell out names like Derricka and Lexus. People don’t really name there damn kids 15 syllable names. Give them 4 or 5 names, yeah! LOL

  • Danielle

    OK SO THIS LIST IS SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE, BUT WHAT’S MORE OFFENSIVE IS THE IGNORANT MOFOS THAT CONSIDER THESE NAMES TO BE “BAMA” I AM FROM THE SOUTH (ALABAMA) TO BE EXACT AND I FIND IT HIGHLY OFFENSIVE WHEN PEOPLE USE “BAMA” IN A DEROGITORY WAY. EVERYTHING GHETTO IS NOT SOUTHERN, SO PLEASE OPEN YOUR MINDS AND FIND ANOTHER WORD…

  • http://yanniepooo.blogspot.com yanb

    I was it was not funny…

    the concept was funny but the names weren’t creative enough.

  • LADY X

    ROFL PPL NEED TO STOP TAKING THING SO SERIOUSLY AND GET BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN WE COULD LAUGH AT OURSELVES.

  • SAM

    SO WHAT PABLO, AND PEPE STUPID UGLY BOYS WHO STINKS

  • ally

    hahaha this is HILARIOUS!!! so true..black girls do have wierd friggen names that always end in isha haha or just wierd ones…sooo funny!!

  • Ghetto names equal ghetto mentality…

    Her name says it all:

    A Bronx mother has been arrested and charged in connection with the death of her infant son.
    A make-shift memorial was set up Tuesday in front of the Radcliff Avenue home of seven-month-old Cashmere Randall.

    Police say Naisha Riley, 20, has now been charged with murder and assault.

    Investigators say police were called to the home of Riley’s boyfriend Monday. Upon their arrival, they found the boy unresponsive.

    He later died at the hospital.

    “We just trying to deal with it right now. My family, we are together. We’re gonna pull through, we’re gonna be okay. But my niece is innocent. She would never do this to her child. She wasn’t even there when her baby was pronounced dead. She was out taking care of her motherly duties, getting Pampers and milk for her baby,” said Ciara Lawrence, Riley’s aunt.

    The Medical Examiner will determine the exact cause of the boy’s death.

    The Adminstration for Children’s Services is also looking into the case.

  • missunderstood

    I didn’t think this was funny. Not to mention, black MEN names are getting WAY out of hand, worse than the Vonquisha’s and shyt…

  • DRENK

    I got like 5 uncles with the name jose and they all managed to have a son and give him the name also!!!

  • seance nguyen

    @ phat…

    my name is KRISTEN… thats not even a common black name… bet u would’ve assumed i was anything other than black.

  • seance nguyen

    @ stassi

    L M F A O ! !

  • mochasweet

    Journey,

    Sad, embarrassing, but unfortunately there is truth to it. The fried chicken and watermelon is when it became racial. I expect that sterotypical non sense from Whites but not Latin or Hispanic people. SMH @ Diamond, Lexus, Mercedes, Shavonisha, Kinnika, Adore.

    Trick, please my husband and i named our only daughter Diamond because its a precious jewel her middle name is Kiara it is swahili and means to make a difference. Throughout her life we have seen black,and white men, women with the name Diamond that are much older than our daughter. Names are a personal choice it describes her personality to a hilt. F@ck you and what you think about what is ghetto or not.

  • mochasweet

    Noone says anything about them f@cked names like Jose,Maria, Juan, Lupe and I think that accounts for the entire hispanic race as far as names go. oh yeah, Carlos Jr. Um Perez. (lol) Noone even mentions all the people from India or white people naming there kids Billy Bob, Lucy Mae, Apple.

  • Money

    OMG!!! How in the h@ll did these dumb m*thaf*kers even get pass border patrol??!!

  • Carla

    Guess what I met this guy named Deeshawn Avery Gomez, lol and he was country as hell, lol.

  • TACO BELL

    TE QUIERO TACO BELL..

  • fuk that

    they forgot illegalisha and bordisha

  • Debs

    TI said:
    @Debs
    If this was Chris Tucker or D. L. Hughley saying this you would be laughing. Don’t be mad because your name was called. Blame it on ya ma-ah -ah -ah -aha -ah-ma lol

    Debs said:
    And I quote “you don’t know me”.
    Sounds familiar?

  • oy vay

    Anonymous

    Now won’t they put out stereotypes about they own race and put that on display. like how many times you can eat rice & beans in a week.

    About as many times as you can eat Fried Chicken and Watermelon. Get a Life.

  • Shay

    I’m not upset but the way I see it is if your culture has about 8 names per child and 1 of them is always Maria or Jesus you might not have much room to talk. I’m just saying.

  • disgusted

    by the way i agree with shay! lol

  • Boom

    Not funny. I think some people would be more offended if they were white because for some reason some Black people consider Latinos our “other brothers and sisters”. Unless it’s the Black ones I don’t consider them “one of us”.

    You rarely hear latinos claiming Black people as their “other brothers and sisters”. Funny how that works out huh?

  • 2hot

    TOP TEN WHITE PPL NAMES
    1.JILL
    2.KADY
    3.BOB
    4.DANNY
    5.JACK
    6.DAVID
    7.ARNOLD
    8.CINDY
    9.BILLY BOB
    10.TOM

  • Karlie Navarro

    Least Mexicans HAVE a country moron. Where is your brown butt from? A boat lmao. Thats all you know. Kool Aid and watermelon, hehe ^^.

  • http://saved-miamac.blogspot.com/ miamac

    You almost made me pee my pants! You are helluva funny … and right. ha, ha. ha.

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