Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

No Longer A Virgin

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Arnold has found love:

Gary Coleman says he’s found true love with redhead Shannon Price — and finally lost his virginity. The 40-year-old, 4-foot-8 “Diff’rent Strokes” star secretly wed the Utah woman, who’s 22 and 5-foot-7.

Gary on what matters to him:

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone. I don’t have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence. She’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.

Gary’s wife on their relationship:

He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet. He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.

Damn, Gary we didn’t know you were the real life 40 year-old virgin. He must be trying to hit that every chance he can get.

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Comments(333) on “No Longer A Virgin”

  1. THE DEVIL HIMSELF

    FIRST HOES!

    HIT IT FROM THE BACK GARY!!!! HIT IT FROM THE BACK!!

  2. THE DEVIL HIMSELF

    I’M SORRY BUT THAT BITCH IS SICK!

  3. twentysomething

    This is nasty on so many levels

  4. twentysomething

    But I’m happy that he’s finally found someone. Hopefully it will last.

  5. Reformed GammaRay

    He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

    Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..

    allrighty then..smh..


  6. She must have health insurance.

    youtube.com/watch?v=zkEUda92a1c


  7. DAMMIT I AM EATING MY FRUIT BOSSIP! THAT IS SO NASTY!..GIVE ME BLAIR!…LMMAO!

  8. Gia

    Damn, and I was wondering if he was still a virgin too.

  9. headward

    She seems familiare. Oh, yes I saw her pics on Richkiss.com before. Is she lonely or what?

  10. Belataka

    Just one thing: No sextapes, PLEASE!

  11. Jubeisan

    We represent the lollipop kids.

  12. Gia

    “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” WTF?!

  13. NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    WHY ARE HER GUMS SOOO HUGE???

  14. Joey Boats

    First of all, that bitch’s grill it’s crazy, and finally my man gary is gettin some ass, even if is nassatall

  15. Kompton's Kutie

    Wait…”He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” -Wife

    Um, ok but she likes to get stuff thrown at her?….

    Well they’ll be in the news often now. And I bet she’s really scared of his short azz?!…Females are ridiculous!


  16. WHEN HE THROWS THINGS IT SHOULD HIT HER AZZ! SO SHE COULD WAKE THE FU’K UP AND ASK HERSELF WHY DID I MARRY THIS MAN????????????????????????????????????????????????BLAIR! BORIS! WHERE ARE YOU?

  17. Wondering

    Bossip is late on this one.

  18. uptowngirl

    *****YAWN*****

  19. Happy 2 B Nappy

    At least she was not marrying his broke ass for money….it has got to be love. Getting things thrown at you and he’s broke…got to be love or she is just as crazy.

  20. Real Talk

    Honestly, and before I say this I must be in a really good mood today.:-)

    I am Happy for Gary I knew sooner or later that he would find a white woman,he just looks like the kind. I actually think his white woman looks better than, Cuba, Strahan, Ahmad Rashad wives put together.

    We know what gary is getting every morning beside the nookie…yeah! Speak up and into it!

    With that stated, when he lifted his wife up and carried her out of the church, what did they go home to…he is living out of his car right? Or did he sell it?

  21. Real Talk

    I just looked back up at the pic, she is not bad looking, that wedding pic looks cute. Now as far as the young ladies sanity…Idunno. She did marry a black broke midget. Maybe she is popping Xanex!!!

  22. omissj

    I am speechless! I can’t even be mad that he is with a white girl because sisters were not even checking for Gary.

  23. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    I THINH IMA THROW UP!!!!!

    EWWWWWWWWWWWW

  24. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    THINK^^

  25. kai

    LMFAO

    LMFAO

    LMFAO

    LMFAO

    ROFL

    ROFL

    ROFL

    ROFL..

    She should be ashamed of her damn self…you Guys have OFFICIALLY made me laugh my ass off….


  26. Maybe they met on ebay….

  27. NUBIAN QUEEN

    LMAO! do you Gary.

    He throws things in her direction sometimes? She’s over looking the signs…

    congrats to them though. Even little people deserve to be happy too.

  28. kai

    “He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet. He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

    ………………………………………….

    One of a kind that comment lol…

  29. Darth Paul

    Someone give that woman a gums reduction!!

  30. Dolla Bill

    God Bless Gary…..As long as you’re happy fuck em!

  31. Holdin' My Own

    I guess there’s somebody for everybody…no matter how strange…I smell a reality show brewing. Anybody agree? I don’t think I could watch it though. Flava Flav is more than enough ugly than I can handle.

  32. RaphaelK

    i bet you under those flowers his hands hands are probably ashy and white as his wife thats why he’s covering them he must already know bout bossip

  33. Nita

    @ Reformed GammaRay wrote, ” ‘He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.’

    Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..”

    She gonna do him like Robin Givens did Mike Tyson.

  34. da darkness

    illll

  35. joka

    I seen her on some show last night w/ him. She wasn’t as ugly on the show and other pictures. I think this is just one bad picture. All I know is that ‘lil man ain’t had it easy so if he happy- good 4 him.

  36. Cage

    I can’t believe Arnold neva got any pumpum in his life….. Holy shit. @ Holdin my own: WHO’s ass is that? That’s an official bubble….

  37. SelfEvangelist

    GAT DAMN THATS GON BE A UGLY BABY

  38. da darkness

    @Darth Paul lololololololol

  39. andrea

    huh???? HUH??????

  40. yanib

    Maybe he’ll quit throwing stuff now that he’s gettin some on the regular.

  41. Harlem Chic

    He look sooooo busted, dusted, and digusted….I wish that little munch-kin would thrown something at me….I’d hurt him….

  42. Cage

    Oh yea, that ass threw me off track… Another thing was “She’s more intelligent than I am”?? She’s 22. You’re 40. Damn Arnold….

  43. GreenEyedDiva

    Maybe she can get on that dental plan now and hook those gums up. But you go Gary… at 5ft 7in tho I think she can take his lil ass. He betta watch.

  44. Holdin' My Own

    @ Cage

    y would I put a pic of someone else’s ass?

    How u doin? LOL

  45. Reformed GammaRay

    Nita

    @ Reformed GammaRay wrote, ” ‘He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.’

    Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..”

    She gonna do him like Robin Givens did Mike Tyson

    ____________

    I read she’s the one “helping” him with the whole Ebay selling of his stuff..mmmmmmmmhmm…side eye..lol

  46. Real Talk

    @RaphaelK

    i bet you under those flowers his hands hands are probably ashy and white as his wife thats why he’s covering them he must already know bout bossip

    **********************************

    I and crying, you is a mess. ahahahahahahahahaha

    @ Mahogany

    Lol

    And to the gums reduction comment..lol

  47. Reformed GammaRay

    She’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.”

    ______________

    So you throw things at her? lawd be a marriage FENCE!

  48. Real Talk

    Damn can you imagine a the black chuckie throwing shyt at you…poor baby.


  49. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

    —–

    ROFLROFLROFL!

  50. victory is mine

    Maybe he and his wife and Todd Bridges and his white wife should do a reality show and call it Different Strokes:The Broke Years….

  51. Holdin' My Own

    You’ve gotta think about it though. That’s 40 years of build up! I’d be throwin shit around too! LOL

  52. yanib

    Why would you post a picture of your own azz? I’m just asking.

  53. BaBiEDoLL

    This Fool Was A Virgin??? Aww Dats Sad! LoL Now Im Happy He Found Love! But, That LiL Mofo Would Not Be Throwing Shit At Me And Im 50 Feet Taller Then His Ass!

  54. BaBiEDoLL

    Throw His Ass Around?? That Sounds Good! LoL

  55. Holdin' My Own

    @ yanib

    Look at it!

  56. PeepEye

    I wonder if he needs a stepladder to fuck her?

  57. GreenEyedDiva

    Um. im not gonna post a pic of the booty.. but how the hell do I upload one for an avatar on here? Thanks in advance.

  58. Trifling!

    no comment on this one .. you trifling men, don’t forget to buy your sweetie a card TONIGHT! to present first thing in the morning ♥

  59. SIX Shooter (GET MONEY)

    Wow. Looks like a lil bruise on her shoulder or maybe I’m trippin. I guess when she’s on her back don’t matter about his height, she just feeling another brotha (I know he aint her first)beatin them ugly guts up. He just gettin his first piece at this late date, he probably up in that azz like a lil rabbit, rattitat tattinnnn.

  60. victory is mine

    @GreenEyedDiva

    go to gravatar.com and sign up it’s free

  61. yanib

    I did look and again I ask “Why post a picture of your azz?” I’m sure you have a whole lot more going for you than your azz. Why not promote that? Again, I’m just asking.

  62. GreenEyedDiva

    Done.. thanks.

  63. Vinandi

    whatcha talking but fool??? ( in different strokes accent). Congrats Gary!!!

  64. Real Talk

    @yaniB

    Thank you yanib I am at work and I am in the same room with other people it is very embarrassing.

    I promise people do things to get some attention.

  65. Holdin' My Own

    I’m sorry are you offended by ass or what… I’m just askin! No one else is complainin! I didn’t even know I was “promoting” anything. If that is what I chose to put why should that rub u the wrong way? Hmmmmm…

  66. Holdin' My Own

    Ur at work but on a gossip site. Right…


  67. I agree with the showin ur ass thing… Im sure your face is just as interesting. Or.. is it? Dammit.. why isnt my damn avatar showin up?!

  68. SIX Shooter (GET MONEY)

    @ Holdin’ My Own

    I personally LUV your gravie.

    Peace.

  69. Real Talk

    @ My Own

    Yeah I am at work, I got it like that.

    By that response I ASSume you don’t work. Triflin Bitch. I guess you work hrs are from 10pm to 1pm. Get on the stage better yet get off

  70. Real Talk

    Personally ASS many wierdo’s that are on Bossip, I am sure that gravie was a pic that was taken off of the internet. It is a black man posing as a woman, and who ever complimented on the gravie…check yourself. Really who take pics like that..models right. You have been hoodwinked!! I bet it is that crazy ass Marquis De Sade…watch him magically appear in the next few minutes all of a sudden in his new alias. Smh @ you nuts!

  71. Reformed GammaRay

    well I hope getting some on the reg will calm him down..he Claim he was a virgin, so this should be a whole new fun chapter for him, she better cook!

    but he just seem like he got anger issues, and those are the worst to go into a marriage with unresolved..throwin shit..I wish a nigga would..

  72. Smoking section

    @ Nikki UNderwood…..in the words of Stewie, she doesn’t have a good tooth to gum ratio LOL. Arnold Drummond better ease up and go to counseling. You throwing things at white women is gonna get your ass in court like Bobby Cutts dumb ass. You better chill out nigga.

  73. yanib

    Don’t get it twisted Holdin. I’m not offended nor rubbed the wrong way. I was just expressing curiosity as to why someone would want they’re greasy azz to be what represents them, but if that’s what most expresses who you are….. BTW I too am at work and on a gossip site. Some of us do have it like that. lol

  74. JaliliMaster

    Fuck you, u Bossip idiots. I GAVE YOU GUYS THIS STORY!

  75. Smoking section

    @ Reformed GammaRay. Yeah I’ve never been silly enough to throw so much as a harsh glance at a sister….I’d find myself by myself in a minute.


  76. Lmao@ at her not having a good tooth to gum ration.. wow.

    Im puttin my money on it not even being her/his ass to begin with… so movin on.

  77. JaliliMaster

    JaliliMaster

    Fuck you, u Bossip idiots. I GAVE YOU GUYS THIS STORY!

    When I sent an e-mail informing u lot that this fool had gotten married, I said u guys should give thanks where due. I hate u Bossip, this was supposed to be MY ‘celebrity moment’!

  78. yanib

    @Real Talk I’m new at posting on this site, but my first thought was that it was a man posting as a woman. It seems the kind of pic that would appeal to a certain type of male. *shrugging*

  79. Cage

    @ Holdin: Why would you? Shit, this is bossip anything is possible. Ya’ll are retarded with the comedy so it was safer to just ask. And i’m doin fine thanks :)

  80. Real Talk

    @yanib

    It is, I was talking to another blogger one time and he was saying that people who do them kinds of things have to be really bored, I say they crazy and fruity cyber geek. The black man putting that pic up knows that men appeal to that kind of crap. Yeah sistah do give some ass shots but that crap right there isn’t even real.

  81. NotoriousOne

    Man, Gary should have auditioned as the REAL 40 Year Old Virgin…that money was maaaad funny but he would have been keepin’ the ish REAL!!!

    But I’m glad he found someone though. Not on here that’s of age can front on having watched the show.


  82. wow..i have the bubble guts now! i cannot believe that he has NEVER had any. Didn’t they have groupies during the Different Stroke days? I mean, I wouldn’t give him any but I’m sure there were lots of sick chicks that would have.

  83. Reformed GammaRay

    @ yanib

    I thought it was a dude reppin what he likes.. (shrugs)..

    you never know the reasons behind folks gravies until ya ask like Cage said I guess..

  84. Reformed GammaRay

    LOL @ Smoking section..

  85. Real Talk

    @ Reformed GammaRay

    I normally agree with your post, but this one is left field.

    You got hookwinked because you assumed it was a guy repping what he likes…no no no baby.

    It is an undercover gay fool seducing you trying to get you to chat. They do this all the time.


  86. @Real Talk

    Damn. If that is true, then that fool is creepy as hell. If it IS a female with a random net pic.. then I feel sorry for her that she isnt confident in her own looks (im no 10 but click on my name… those pics are me…)if it IS her pic, then I feel sorry too if that what she thinks represents her.

  87. yanib

    But why would you have to be an undercover gay on a WEBSITE? One must REALLY have issues if you got to be undercover in an anonymous forum. SMH

  88. Real Talk

    @ Reformed GammaRay

    The problem with most men is that they over think the obvious. They are too easily stimulated by what they see and hear which enables them to make reasonable conscious decisions.

    Trust me I know, if I was that KIND of woman I would do some ish like this, women knows what makes a man weak, some men think they do and they (gay men) and they end up going overboard with it just like this case.

  89. Real Talk

    @ GreenEyedDiva

    You are pretty, and you like you some JHoliday so you are good with me.

    Bossip is notorious for attracting some questionable people especially at night. You just have to ignore them because people like that thrive off of attention other people pay to them.

    @ yanib

    I say undercover because if you try to point out to them that impersonating a woman on a chat is gay then they will deny it. What other reason could it be for a black man to sit behind his computer and impersonate a woman???

  90. PaigeyWaigey"They should've never gave ya'll niggas money!!"

    Sweet Baby Jesus! I don’t even know where to begin so I’m gonna shut the hell up…I hope the wedding was sponsored by Jergens. :)

  91. deafjam04

    I agree, we don’t need to see pics of azzez especially if you’re trying to give some enlighting comments. No one can take you serious. Congrats to Gary and his wife!


  92. He looks like they slathered on the Vaseline to prevent G-Dog from ashin’ up….he is looking quite polished…or is that the Glow of Love? Soul Glo perhaps?

  93. what?

    @Cage

    Pumpum LOL! That’s what you call it. LOL!


  94. OMG! That is so wonderful. That’s why he was selling all that stuff. So he could give his bride a platinum wedding. I love it!

    http://www.iheartmysugardaddy.blogspot.com

    http://www.myspace.com/iheartmysugardaddy

  95. SMDH

    Aw, aint she purty!!

    LOL – I guess I was wrong, black men do get gorgeous white women!! NOT!!

    ROTFLMBAO!! You go Gary!!

  96. Reformed GammaRay

    @ Real Talk,

    well I guess I never thought that far out, I just figur’d maybe it was a guy into butts, Anti KimK shyt idk, this just proves until you ask people, you wont know the TRUE meaning, otherwise theres room for all type of interesting interpretations, we dealing with a variety of personalities here on alot of diff levels..unless it’s a face shot, you just never know, it is the internet. some ppl take they gravy meaning serious, others humor, or just to cause controversy, who knows, I’m with Cage, ASK n see! lol it’s been fun in the AM with ya’ll though!

  97. tintin

    look at those teeth.

    ewwwwwwww. for all the money in the world i wouldn’t fuck Gary, he’s just disgusting

  98. SMDH

    @ Real Talk:

    “I say undercover because if you try to point out to them that impersonating a woman on a chat is gay then they will deny it. What other reason could it be for a black man to sit behind his computer and impersonate a woman???”

    The poster called “Jenna” does it all the time!! ;-)

  99. Half Dead

    Yo im happy for that little nigga. I hope it works out for them. And SMDH, fuck you bitch, why you hatin on his bride. He deserves some happiness. All the shit he been through. Do yo thang Gary. Knock yo brides back out.

  100. Cage

    @ What: Yeah thats a throwback for the jamaican massive. There’s so many different terms for that it aint even funny….


  101. I’m sorry to say but this marriage is doomed from the start… its like Juice all over… she is doing it for the fame!

  102. 504 need i say more?

    Mahogany

    Maybe they met on ebay….

    ^^^^

    LOL WHAT YOU SAYING??….SHE BOUGHT HIS BABY GAP PANTS & BOUGHT HIM TOO ???

  103. Lauren

    Hay ya’ll!!!

    GO GARY!!! I HEARD ON ANOTHER UNAMED SITE THAT SHE EVEN HELPS WITH THE SELLING OF DUMB SHIT ON EBAY….TRUE LOVE…..

  104. Lauren

    Mahongany…they met on the set of a movie….

  105. jo

    her teeth

  106. C.C.

    Everybody needs love! Gary Coleman ought to be on hell date!

  107. yourgirlnelle

    hahahha lololol all i can say about this post is im rotfl!!


  108. Pop that PU&*% Mack Gary

  109. SMDH

    “And SMDH, fuck you bitch, why you hatin on his bride.”

    I’m not hating on his bride, monkey, I am making a point to the black mans belief that he gets all these superbad white girls!! This is about all he ususally gets. Unless, of course, she’s a cute whore…


  110. @C.C.

    Everybody needs love! Gary Coleman ought to be on hell date!

    _____________________________________________________

    Gary Coleman looks like the little midget in the devil suit that comes out and says your on hell date

  111. BLUNTBLAZER

    LOL HAHA LOL

    WOW

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    CHECK THA NEW KNOCK

    “HYPHY WIFEY”

  112. Richard

    What is wrong with posting ans ass shot? This is the formum to let go.

    Wow! Why is it other women are first to question morals except when they get their ho swag on?

  113. Richard

    U can’t hate on the white girl because none of u sistas was offering Gary and punani…….obviously.

  114. fyi

    Go Gary…get you some!

  115. The Experience

    not a good tooth to gum ratio

  116. GOES TO SHOW YOU

    anybody can get a whitegirl. Even this sorry ass dude.

  117. GOES TO SHOW YOU

    they will take any form of Black man. Ashy, ugly, non-working, goofy, Gary Coleman. Well, I knew no sista would want his little ass.

  118. Chillin @ Work

    THIS IS A SCREAMING DIVORCE!!!

  119. Kym G

    WOW.. that’s All I have to Say!

  120. Holdin' My Own

    Wow I use an ass as my gravie and look at the controversy!! LOL The haters are on their Ps & Qs this morning! Work on your own insecurites before u throw your daggers at me. I guess I’m supposed to put my face like I want ur approval or frienship. Don’t feel sorry for me Green eyed diva. YOu the 1 want a compliment. Next time back the camera farther away from your FOREHEAD. & CONGRATS to everyone whose at work & on a gossip blog takin it seriously. I’M REALLY IMPRESSED!! lol

  121. Cage

    ^^^ Shit… It’s STILL a phatty so keep doin you ma…

  122. Holdin' My Own

    @ Cage

    Thanks. At least someone on here is not GAY!

  123. Mrssexcee1kidnappedCupid

    awwww little man found him a jolly green giant :)


  124. @Holdin’ My Own

    I aint mad at your gravatar. I was tired then a mutha, your gravy woke me up. Whos ass is that?

  125. Encyclopedia Brown

    I wish Gary the best

    He deserves happiness

  126. SMDH

    “He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet. He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

    And thats EXACTLY why he married you boo!! See, that coon son of a bitch knows the las tsista he called himself running up on not only whipped his rhesus monkey looking ass but she also had him arrested and sued for assault..

    LOL – black men KNOW who to try that shit with and who not to try it with..

    I feel bd for white girls and what they have to go through to please black men – especially ones with money.. If you aren’t willing to get up from sex with him feeling degraded or like someone just shit on you – or not willing to let him beat you down like an equal sized male then theres just no pleasing him.. Thats why I say let the white women have them…


  127. for the first time in my life…I don’t know what to say about this :x

  128. miss thang

    Holdin my own…c’mon now. How long have you had that booty? If it is new (meaning you only got it after having a baby or putting on some weight)then I forgive you. lmao..but if it is old then you already KNOW it will get attention from the men AND women!

  129. fyi

    “if there’s a White woman, there’s a way.”

  130. Holdin' My Own

    @ Miss Thang

    I know it will get attention but I didn’t know it would offend! LOL It’s people on here who are downright outraged! & they assume I’m a stripper ho etc. Well u saw the comments. Even one said something about I wouldn’t be taken seriously on here. HELLO it’s a gossip blog! I hope no one is serious on here! I love my black people but ya’ll are sho nuff crazy sometimes! LOL


  131. “not a good tooth to gum ratio”

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


  132. like i said normally i’m a respectful guy but that chick is just

    DAMN..BEAT AS HELL..sorry..LAWD HELP HER..

    but if that’s what gary likes..

  133. Real Talk

    @ Holding my own

    I see stretch marks on the right side of that ass too. Yep looks like tiger claws. You and Gary should invest in some coco butter, him for his hands your for your stretch marks buttahead


  134. @Holdin

    I like the way yall attention whores like to call people “haters” when u get ur feelings hurt. Im comfortable with who I am I dont need to slab my ass down with Crisco then come peddling for compliments on a gossip site. At least I can show my face.. body whatever without puttin my integrity out the window. I guess a bitch gotta do what she gotta do get attention these days.

  135. Doc

    l0l

  136. Holdin' My Own

    Only bitch niggas fret over things such as stretch marks. Either I was big & got small or I was small & got big. U decide. Better yet show me a real woman who doesn’t have any.

  137. Holdin' My Own

    Oh I see FIVEHEAD is back! Where you been? Had a headache?

  138. yanib

    What would Jesus say?

  139. yanib

    lol @ Crisco. Holdin’I only asked why which you still haven’t answered. Your choice. I guess I have to believe you consider that a woman’s greatest ASSet. BTW I decided someone kicked that azz and it’s swollen. Disproportion is not attractive. IMO


  140. Fivehead.. wow. How long did it take u to think of that one?

    Shouldnt u be gettin some rest? You start work in a few hours… working that pole gets tiresome at ur age im sure and u need all the tips u can get.

  141. Real Talk

    I see London I see France I see stretch marks on dat azz.

    Oh whatever with the “haroney ho quotes”. Roni- Players Club

    People like you are the reason why women have it so hard in this world. You wanted attention so you got it. Take it at that!

    You got called out on it and now you want to be defensive. I see I wasn’t wrong you never did deny them tiger claws.

    Now that I think of it are you that skripper on MTO that everybody is making fun of. hmmmmm

  142. Real Talk

    I bet you are a old broad too, dust off them eff me pumps. I bet she got like 4 kids too, in here showing her ass…looking for a baby daddy?

  143. Real Talk

    My bad that Horoney hoe quotes was from Diamond-Players Club


  144. LMAO @ Real Talk

    You def earn ur name… lol

  145. Lauren

    LMAO…


  146. ah you guys kill me with the stretch marks thing, i haven’t met one lady yet that doesn’t have a flaw on her..chill! Most women, hell a lot of men have stretch marks too. if she chooses to show whatever, good for her. if you don’t like it, don’t look at it–simple as that.

  147. Lauren

    Anybody can find a picture of a big greasy ass on the internet and claim that its them…. PUHLEEZ!

  148. Real Talk

    Trust me I don’t want to look at it it’s a gravie you can’t miss it.

    She wanted attention so she got it….for your info Caption supersaveahoe.


  149. @Holdin’ My Own

    Pull ova that ass is too phat

  150. Holdin' My Own

    oh fivehead I bet when someone posted that you were pretty your heart skipped a beat! LOL

    @ Real Talk I see London I see France??? What are you 7? LOL

    @ yanib You are on a gossip blog askin what would Jesus say. And something is wrong with me? LOL

    Get some rest GreenEyedFiveHead. Luggin that thing around must be a chore.

    I thought butterhead meant everything looked good but her head? U must like what you see and you have no idea what my head looks like.

    All these employed people on here must be on their lunch break! LOLOLOL Hurry up and finish those Big Mac meals and clock back in!

  151. Real Talk

    @ Greeneyediva

    That thing was up in her talking reckless, I had to set it straight.

    What I don’t get is that people put up ??? gravies and then want to play that role…puleez you wanted attention so you got it.


  152. @Javon

    Dont look at it? That big greezy ass is taking up half the page!

    And im chill.. im not givin this broad a hard time she just got all defensive and started slingin some 2-bit insults cuz she got her feelings hurt. Im good..

  153. Lauren

    Hay M-Daddy, I ain’t notice u with the new gravie, what it do???


  154. i really don’t see the difference between her showin her stuff and me showin my abs, if you’re proud of it then go ahead..if a picture really bothers you THAT much, just leave.

  155. Real Talk

    Now I really know you are gay black man, cause your jokes was wack. I can tell by what you said that you is a fake.

    As far as the fiveheaed, you up here talking look at your lopsided ASS and on top of stretch marks…fall back dude.

    Damn if you were going to steal a pic from the net at least get a clue and get a better one. That ass had to been on hotghettomess.com


  156. @Holdin’ My Own

    FIVE HEAD???? Thats just wrong LOL

    @GreenEyedDiva

    No disrespect I think you have a cute thing happing

    @Lauren

    Dont go startin no shit I know how you are. Naw whats up? How have you been?

  157. miss thang

    Holdinmyown…you see now they getting really descriptive with it. lmao…i don’t understand. If yuh think it is a bad thing WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE SO HARD?!?!?!!? Why not read the comments and keep it moving? Why is someone else’s decision to put a picture of their OWN BUTT up as their avatar such a problem to you when there are racists with pictures of raggity no teeth Black people as their avatars and their screenames are ’strongblackwoman’ and things of that nature?

    I’m just saying…

  158. arasiam

    CONGRATS Gary! I hope you two are happy!!!!

  159. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    o lawd here we go agian!!!!

  160. Lauren

    LMAO M-DADDY U crazy boy…i like the new gravie though….niiiiiceee….lol. Where Lacyd Been? and u seen my boo Mr. Look Good? I ain’t seen them in a month of Sundays!

    PS…U know that ain’t her ass…lmao!

  161. Pistol Pete

    40 yr old virgin> Lawd Jezus!!! gary was plottin to murk sumthin!…damn,now it all make sense

  162. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    Words escape me…BTW, I hope she isn’t surprised at his temper, remember that lil runt tried to attack a woman who was asking for his autograph when he was working as a security guard.

  163. Real Talk

    Oh puleez stop it with the act. This is a blog, it is what we do, I don’t see any difference talking about Gary and his green crocs or his wife. If we didn’t comment on pic and shit, Bossip wouldn’t exist.

    Stupid ass comment, just ignore the gravie…It a blog. Aren’t you judging pic too????

  164. yanib

    @holdin’…uh, that was a joke. And once again *talking real slow, using small words and signing* I did not say something was wrong with you. I asked why you chose a greasy azz as your gravi *eating my Big Mac with feet up on my desk in my office* Get it?


  165. @Lauren

    I havent heard from my Lacy-boo in a minute now nor anyone else for that matter. I would like to do a full investagation of that ass. A PERSONAL PRIVATE INVESTAGATION!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

  166. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    @ HOLDIN MY OWN

    LMAOOOO!!!!

    YA CHICKS ON HERE IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!

  167. Lauren

    @ Miss Thang…. I feel u girl but I beg to differ, some of us have 9-5’s that we sould like to keep and maybe our bosses don’t mind us being on a Gossip site, but when they walk by your desk and see SOME BIG GREASY ASS 3 lines in a row….they may begin to wonder about us….YOU FEEL ME?

  168. yanib

    @Real Talk…I thought I’d seen that azz before!

    @javon….show your abs, boo. Shallow is o.k.for dudes too. lol

  169. yanib

    @lauren, co-sign. Greasy azzes are not office appropriate.

  170. Lauren

    @ M-Daddy: LMAO FULL INVESTIGATION…You can investigate all u want boo that ass is still not hers…but anyways how u been brotha?

  171. Holdin' My Own

    A gay man??? You must be gay. Who else knows how a gay man thinks but a gay man? LAWD!!

    @ Miss Thang don’t try to talk sense to these people. They are gettin mad on a gossip blog!LOL

    GreenEyedPastyDiva The Rihanna look is not working for you. Get a bang STAT!! I honesty think Keepin It Real is gay. What real man is offended by a pic of ass and talks about stretch marks like a low self esteem having bitch? Think about it.

  172. Real Talk

    @n Yanib and Lauren

    My point exactly, that hating ass broad couldn’t possibly understand that working people don’t want to see a lopsided tiger claw ass on their screen especially at work, when we suppose to be acting like we working…and then the boss walk pass….ooh the nerve of some people.

  173. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    LMAO!!!

    WOW

  174. Real Talk

    Look you Luke Me So Horny Reject you are lame for real, abracadbra..poof!

    Damn all that criso, went to slob that hog down. SMH

  175. Lauren

    @ Real Talk….lopsided tiger claw ass? LMAO….WHY??


  176. @ Holdin’ My Own

    You are killin me LMAO!!! Wit yo P-H-A-T AZZ

  177. Holdin' My Own

    All these people with these “office” jobs. Why aren’t you working?? Why are you discussing my ass Gary Coleman etc? You people slay me. Keep it real. Aren’t you really in your mama’s basement somewhere with your pajamas on?

  178. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    YALL CRAZY!!!

  179. miss thang

    @Lauren I feel you on that..but that is why I minimize my screen. I mean when you think about it, her Avatar really isn’t bigger than anyone else’s is so NO her ass isn’t any more plastered across half our screens then the facial pictures are. Oilier yes but bigger NO. lmao

    On the real ladies…we need unity!

  180. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    @HOLDIN MY OWN

    LMAO!!!


  181. @Lauren

    I’ve been cool. Just doing me. I’m getting ready for this competition. Hitting them weights like crazy

  182. Lauren

    MDaddy…I see boo benched pressed 305 last night huh? If u weren’t on the other side of the States you would have to take me to the gym…a sista need a work out plan..lol…

  183. Real Talk

    The Luke Me So Horny 80’s Reject…arent you really a Khia stand it. Dreads, Tatted Titties and a Thighs. DAMN YOU MOVE FAST I know you in that thread!

  184. Holdin' My Own

    Come on Keepin It Real. Just admit it. You are a gay loser. We’re all friends here. We won’t get mad. Just say it. “I’M GAY AND I DON’T REALLY HAVE A JOB!” lololol

  185. yanib

    Actually I’m in the prison liberry.


  186. Lauren

    I surprise myself some times. But last night I was like DAMN!!!! My boys were in shock. I only weigh 175lbs.

  187. miss thang

    Oh and no disrespect greeneyed…but you are not that much different from holdinmyown when you put a picture up of your face, point out in your name that you have green eyes (am I to assume that you think THAT is the best part of you?)and then direct readers to your myspace page for more pics.

  188. GreenEyedDiva

    I was originally born a man but my point was that I am stupid confident enough to post my pic up and I look better than a lot of natural born girls – don’t hate because this tranny looks better than you! and the green eyes come from my fathers side, who’s white and my mother was a drug addict but look at me, I have my own car and I am posting myself all over the internet and world to show that you can be someone too.

  189. Real Talk

    Just admit it Barely Holding My Own you are really a 40yr old with a clawed up saggy ass in yo mama’s basement in you pajamas.

  190. Holdin' My Own

    Here’s a clue: STOP ACTIN LIKE U ARE WORKING AND ACTUALLY DO SOME WORK! “At the office” YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT! LOL

  191. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    @GREENEYEDIVA

    WTF??????????????

  192. Real Talk

    See hahaha you all have been hoodwinked, I know Barely holding my own put that pic up. That is what cyber geeks do. Engage in conversation to all you suckas and think of another alias to get your attention. Ya’ll been played!

  193. Lauren

    @ Miss Thang I’m all with the whole Unity stuff and I know her gravatar isn’t bigger, thats NOT what I said…its the fact that its a BIG ASS FALLING DOWN MY SCREEN….its just class thats all i’m saying!


  194. @Holdin’ My Own

    I like it and the guys around the office like it too. So do you boo

  195. Just Sit And Be Pretty

    LMAO @ some of these comments!! Hilarious…

  196. Real Talk

    I like her ass, yeah see I see why he is divorced.

  197. Holdin' My Own

    wow REAL TALK good come back. ouch. LOL

    Did this BIG HEADED FREAK just type she used to be a man???? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NUFF SAID!!! lololol

    Don’t hate me cuz you paid to look like me! That’s a damn shame. Some stuff you just keep to yourelf. But then again it makes sense. Ain’t no way a female’s head is that fuckin HUGE!! It all makes sense now! LAWD!!!

  198. yanib

    alrighty, then.

  199. Real Talk

    I don’t like her so I one night her. Yeah dear, Im sure he will wife you up next. One hoe sits down another one stands up. I bet he will take you real serious…just like he does every woman’s gravie.


  200. @i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    Some body cloned her. Its not GREENEYEDIVA

  201. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    YALL R KILLIN ME WITH THESE COMMENTS!!!!

  202. Lauren

    Yea, somebody definitely cloned her


  203. In the words of the great Rodney King. “Can we all just get along”


  204. Lol… wow.. someone really has too much time on thier hands. Not only did I NOT type that shit the previous post.. but someone just took internet freaky to a whole new level.

    I dont know who u are.. but wow lol. The real me has the link to the myspace thing. And I get the eyes from my mom side.. so if u gonna make some shit up to be me.. at least get it right.

  205. Look at me

    Im happy for him. Good luck to Gary

  206. Lauren

    @ Holdin my Own…Are you mad because you don’t have a H.S. Diploma so now you gotta show ya ass to pay the bills?? You can get your GED boo…its equivalent don’t be ashamed.

  207. miss thang

    I swear the first time I read that ‘I was born a man…’ comment the picture was of that big bodybuilding chick in a dress and NOT greeneyed…am I going crazy?

  208. Real Talk

    On that note the fake gravie of greeneyediva isn’t even the same complexion??? Dumb ass get yo get Barely Holding My Own before impersonate folks!

  209. Real Talk

    Get yo shit right Barely Holding My Own…Luke Me So Horny Reject!

  210. Sistah gal

    Blacks have too much time on their hands!! go to work my people! So, we’re geeks now? wow! lol! too funny, that’s why I don’t post ANYTHING that remotely could resemble the real me, hell, no pic is safest :) smh

  211. miss thang

    Whew! I thought I was losing it! I was even looking at the pitbull in a dress and couldn’t see any green eyes!

  212. yanib

    @miss thing…I guess we’re all going on that same ride.

  213. Fabs

    ^^too mershh this is too much


  214. @GreenEyedDiva

    Somebody did that to me before.


  215. @Miss Thang

    I see ur point.. but I was trying to make one too. I basically put my money where my mouth was. If im gonna make a comment on how someone looks Im not gonna do it behind some anonymous face on my high horse. Im not a 10.. to some maybe not even a 2.. but I dont need to show my ass and greez it up.. throw out childish insults just to grab attention.

    My man gives me plenty of attention.. I dont need to go searching on the internet for it.

    Thats why im not gonna even argue with this broad. I said my piece about it and im good. No disrespect taken…


  216. I’d love to be a fly on that wall.

    LMAO

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  217. Holdin' My Own

    Lauren who the fuck are you? I guess cuz I have an ass pic up I’m dumb! Broad FALL BACK. U lookin a little mannish yourself. Why would I personate FIVEHEAD? EEEWWWW! Don’t start nothin Lauren. U look like the Crypt Keeper! LOL! Damn Real Talk. You still on break or are u pretending to work still? Don’t get fired. You know your mama will put your ass out the basement. LOL

  218. Real Talk

    My man gives me plenty of attention.. I dont need to go searching on the internet for it.

    Thats why im not gonna even argue with this broad. I said my piece about it and im good. No disrespect taken…

    **************************************

    Classy words from a classy woman.

    Why people couldn’t see that this was our main points..But then again…One hoe sits down another one stands up.


  219. @ GreenEyedDiva

    Im not a 10.. to some maybe not even a 2..

    _____________________________________________________

    I’d say about a 9 in a half

  220. smh @ these ghetto bytches

    A fight a fight a nigger and a white!!!!!!!!!!!

    You broads are all trifling!!!!

    Get a life, all o’ya dumb chics!!!!!!!!

  221. smh @ these ghetto bytches

    fall back brother m-daddy she got a man or a AG butch

  222. Real Talk

    M-daddy words

    @Holdin’ My Own

    I like it and the guys around the office like it too. So do you boo

    ****************************

    That is a hood rat for real making fun of people that have jobs..never thought I see this day.

    Apparently he has one too so as long as you talk reckless about having a job remember you talking about your new BFF as well.

    I guess crippled people are going to start making fun of people with two legs now…you two legged MF hahahaha!


  223. @smh

    I’m just trying to keep the peace. LOL

  224. I'm Just Me

    IF HE IS ALREADY THROWING THINGS AROUND IN YOUR DIRECTION, YOU MIGHT GET HIT ONE OF THESE DAYS.

    IS HE FOR REAL? I AM NOT SO SURE I BELIEVE HE IS A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, BUT IF SO GOOD FOR HIM…

    …HEY IF THEY LIKE IT, I LOVE IT!


  225. Um…

    The greezy broad telling everyone to get jobs is:

    1. taking a lot of damn time making new accounts and impersonating people on a gossip forum

    2. insulting people that arent even responding to her angry ass.

    3. has all this free time to do this nonsense.. while still talkin shit about how other people need to get back to work. wow.

    Hey.. if she aint nothing else.. she is definitely comedy. Only someone needs to tell her we are laughing AT her.. not WITH her. smh


  226. @Real Talk

    Maybe I didnt get enough sleep last night, but did you just insult me?

  227. Lauren

    @ Holdin my ass up…..that was cute babygirl I see how u tried to get @ me with the whole crypt keeper thing….But at least my MUG AIN’T SO UGLY THAT I HAVE TO TAKE A PIC OF MY BACKSIDE….Is that all u have going 4 u sweety?? I’m so sorry to hear that.

  228. Real Talk

    If the shoe fits wear it!


  229. @Real Talk

    Ok ok I’m going to let that go. Only because I’m not in the mood to put my size cyber 11 1/2 foot in somebodys ass. Im going to give you a pass for now

  230. Lauren

    lol


  231. @Lauren

    I guess this Real Talk Character dont know how I get down

  232. miss thang

    It looks like whoever that bodybuilding chick is cloned greeneyed. I might have been one of the first to see the cloned comments made BEFORE the gravie was changed to look like greeneyed.

  233. i used 2 give a fuck now i give fuckless!!

    @SMH @ THESE GHETTO BITCHES

    DUDE WAS THAT CALLED 4????

  234. Real Talk

    @M daddy

    Don’t start Real Talk, you made a comment I commented end of story. Here is a tip take that 11 1/2 out of Barely Holding My Ass Up so she/he can straighten his shit out…lopsided booty nagga!

    Do yo Booty hang low

    Do it wiggle to the floor

    When you drop it do it roll

    Can you squeeze it between yo toes

    When you back it up for some mo

    Is it clawed and and ish

    Does it smell like a s….

    You are Barely Holding On with a booty so wrong


  235. M Daddy.. we may be looking at another clone for Real Talk. It seems this greezy ass bitch got a lot of time on her hands.

    @Lauren…LOL exactly!!! She keep talking shit and all we can see is her 20 yr old high school pic of her ass.

  236. Fabs

    see i left to get a soda and i come back and nothing changed? what is going on? i want to talk about gary, now the wife said basically that he beats that a$$? wow! another thing, you mean to tell me that not one girl, not even a crackhead has offered to let him tap that? ever? once? here’s a prediction, their kids are going to be GORGEOUS!!!! ugly black + ugly white ALWAYS = gorgeous kids!


  237. @Real Talk

    I understand what you are saying but the thing is I NEVER personally attacked you. Was that called for?


  238. @GreenEyedDiva

    But I havent insulted anyone on this post. I actually gave compliments to you and her. I’m trying to be the mediator

  239. Real Talk

    @ Mdaddy

    eh but you was joking her when she was making attacks against her so it was kind of like you were on her side. You made some comments so I commented…it wasn’t like I was making ish up, if so please point out, so I could counter-argue it.

    I don’t see it as any different if you put a pic up of you in yo draws…you would be looking for attention..wouldn’t you say…but you was riding wit that dude for a minute!


  240. @Real Talk

    I dont take sides especially if I dont know you. Now, I do have people on this site who I’m mad cool with Lauren being one of those peeps. I also see Just Sit And Be Pretty thats my girl as well but the people who know me on this site knows I dont verbally go after anybody. Thats not my style


  241. @Real Talk

    I don’t see it as any different if you put a pic up of you in yo draws…you would be looking for attention..wouldn’t you say…but you was riding wit that dude for a minute!

    _____________________________________________________

    One more thing I ride solo

  242. Real Talk

    Great you ride solo on to the other thing what about the draws pic…j/k


  243. @Real Talk

    I cant do the draws pic thats not my style either LOL

  244. Real Talk

    Good even thou you pertrude testosterone and extend and get heavy especially when a cute girl post he gravie up I see you have some kind of CLASS.


  245. Hmmmmm.

    It just dawned on me………………………shouldn’t he be the one in white?

  246. Holdin' My Own

    Wow ya’ll are still at it? Let’s get some shit straight bitches. I don’t hate on people who have jobs. Real Gay posted that he was at the office pretendin to work. Lauren I’m not upset. You look upset on your pic. I would be too if my face looked llke a foot. I don’t need a GED boo. Graduated in 02. GreenEyedDrag posted she felt sorry for cuz I had my ass for my gravie. The stupid bitch didn’t even know how to put one up!! LOL U people attack everyone who doesn’t agree with you. Don’t worry about these insecure broads and DL brothas on here. Real Gay is postin songs and shit. SMDH. All this about a GRAVATAR. Hliarious.

  247. Holdin' My Own

    Shout out Brother M Daddy! Don’t argue with these fools. If you don’t agree with them they get mad. Real Gay please come out the closet. Lauren smile for cryin out loud and GreenEyedDrag well I already told you about the bangs!!

  248. STAYAWAYORDER

    …stay tuned. this is really the beginning of blowin up some future bossip.

    wha – he throws things. …some good reads-for-blogs coming up.

  249. RIP Prop Joe

    LMAO like mug…

    Man, Holdin My Own is a damn fool.

    Sharp, witty, honest…

  250. Cage

    Damn ya’ll were really gettin it in! To the point where that shit got tired and old real quick.. I’m sure that Holdin AND Greeneyes have no real beef. This is entertainment. Hopefully at the end of the day you can go home to your significant others and let them wear your asses out so you can wake up feelin good tommorrow. Happy Wednesday peoples…

  251. Stephy

    This is one ugly couple….yuck.

  252. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @Holdin’ My Own

    Why you coming at me? = 2:16 & 2:26pm

    I haven’t said nothing all day…

    You’ll NEVER see me on here complaining about an attractive girl or an a$$ shot – NEVER…

    Check my record on the comments I’ve made on both (*it’s not important or anything, but let the record reflect…)

  253. Richard

    @ Javon

    U just say that because u have a big ass.

    @ Holdin my own

    The guys on here got your back ….No pun intended.

  254. WTF!!

    SOME OF YALL JUST NEED 2 GET LAID!!! J/K

    LMAO!!


  255. @WTF!!

    SOME OF YALL JUST NEED 2 GET LAID!!! J/K

    _____________________________________________________

    Did that this morning

  256. Holdin' My Own

    @ Keepin It Real MY BAD I meant Real Talk a.k.a. REAL GAY! Complete misunderstandin!

    What it do Richard? LOL

    @ WTF cute pic

  257. WTF!!

    LOL!!^^

  258. WTF!!

    THANKS BACK AT CHA!!:)


  259. @WTF!!

    What color are your eyes?


  260. @Holdin’ My Own

    On the real is that really your ass? If so I need to be where you are LOL

  261. WTF!!

    @M DADDY

    LITE BROWN


  262. Bossip why wont you let me post?

  263. famou$ dude

    some of yall muthaf*ckaz are so wrong. what is sick about this? finally the man has a woman yall should be cheering for him and its obvious the likes him cause he don’t have bread like that. is it because he’s short? you now how many midgets get married to full grown women/men. some of yall need a reality check man.. much props to you gary.. real talk


  264. Ive tried to give WTF a compliment and Bossip is hating big time

  265. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @M-Daddy

    I’ve been FIGHTING the urge to ask that question ever since I saw that gravatar yesterday… I knew somebody was gonna ask (*Big Ups to “Cage”)…

    Ladies, what you have to understand is that we (Men) are visual creatures and s#it like that will get us (our attention) everytime…

    Ya’ll ladies were killing me when ya’ll started criticizing her a$$, talking ’bout – stretch marks and whatever else… With a body like that, we (Men) ain’t trippin’ over little stuff like that – NEVER…

  266. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @M-Daddy

    I hate when that happens…

    Bossip needs to inform us on what characters cause that to happen…

    Whenever I email them on that they hit me with the don’t use URLs… Bulls#it, I’ve never had a problem using URLs in my comments…

  267. Lauren

    M-Daddy, you still in here tryin to hit on Holdin’ my own? Didn’t Eddi Murphy warn u about them TRANNY’S?


  268. @Lauren

    You are crazy. I don think thats a tranny ass. Not that I’ve seen a tranny’s ass before. Well I guess I would know then huh?


  269. @Keepin’ It Real

    Trust me it was hard holdin the question back. I guess I’m a weak man

  270. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @Lauren

    You ain’t right, Sweetheart:-)

    @M-Daddy

    You ain’t weak… A$$ and tits gets us all the time, never fails – some days we’re stronger than others…


  271. @Brother M Daddy… What it do boo! I hit you on your e mail and i see your are on the board today. Well hey boo, see you benched pressed lat night, great i work out also, am now taking martial arts. See you have a lot of friends on here but thats good b/c you are a respectable person on here and ive never really seen you go off on a person! take care boo! I will be going back to Chi-town soon, keep in touch!

  272. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    *Correction

    A$$, tits and/or a “pretty face” gets us everytime…

    And us men don’t trip over little stuff that you can’t control = stretch marks…. But a “gut”, is something that we might just make a little mention of… *Hint, Hint – Ladies…


  273. @braided beauty

    I hit you back. Did you get it?


  274. @Keepin’ It Real

    I feel you man.

  275. areader

    How come the usual suspects aren’t offended? If you are broke, ashy, and 2 feet tall, no one cares who you date…except her parents.


  276. @ braided beauty

    Martial arts huh? Thats cool, a part of my workout includes boxing.

  277. Cage

    @ Keepin: Got to co-sign that one. I have kids and any Father knows that under that lil “pooch” gut or those stretch marks can be some extra-good ush… So anyone striving to be flawless give it a break. If you do think you look flawless you’re probably a bitch in person and some shallow cat is gonna do you dirty and splash off on your forehead

  278. Holdin' My Own

    TRANNY?? Lol Lauren you look like T.I. in drag. Trick fall back. I can’t help it ur ass looks like McDonald’s hotcakes.

    Keepin It Real definitely keeps it real. What real man gives a fuck about a stretch mark, birth mark, mole etc? Do some squats Lauren. That ass might perk up just a tad.

  279. Cage

    Ok maybe i started reminiscing too hard my bad lol…. I used to love messin with those types in college though.. It was hilarious pullin their trump cards…

  280. Holdin' My Own

    @ Cage

    Boy you silly! Splash off on your forehead! Hilarious.

  281. Real Talk

    That reject still running her mouth. I took a nap and she still clapping off. Like I stated before your ass is tired and so are you. You cant let these explicit comment act a fool over your fakness but I aint’ following for it breeze.


  282. Holdin My Own

    You never answered my question

  283. Holdin' My Own

    Real Talk aka Real Gay

    Took a nap for what? All that pretend work you were doing today? Fall back.

  284. Real Talk

    @ Barely Holding On

    What real man cares about a strecth marks? The kind that ONLY wants to see your face buried in a pillow and yo ass in the air. You are nothing more than an object but you know that. One hoe sits down another stands up.

  285. Real Talk

    Oh someone’s not answering questions??

    Look dude answer the questions that are being asked with ya no job having ass.

  286. Holdin' My Own

    @ M-Daddy

    This all me. I don’t search all over the web for somebody else ass & front like it’s mine. (LAME)Let Real Gay tell it I’m an undercover gay! LOL These people are crazy on here.

  287. Real Talk

    M daddy this is me yeah look dude what does your face look like, yeah we know like the bottom of your foot crazy bitch.

  288. Holdin' My Own

    Real Gay COME OUT THE CLOSET OR FALL BACK. Either that or you must be suffering from small penis syndrome. Either way don’t feel bad. I understand. I’d hate myself too if I saw all this ass and couldn’t do nothing with it. LOLOLOLOL

  289. Real Talk

    Greece, Thongs and Hoes! Be out!

  290. Holdin' My Own

    I thought Greece was a country. I think Real Gay means grease. But this is the person with the “OFFICE JOB”!

  291. Real Talk

    Dumb dumb dumb you don’t even know if I am a man or a woman. I kinda like that, but dummy I think I mentioned my identity in my earlier post.

    Puleez you are sleezy and their is nothing appealing about you. That damn g-string has to have a major attitude with your stank behind

  292. Holdin' My Own

    I’m dumb but you can’t even spell a simple word like grease. LOL Are u seriously a chick? Well that explains it then. No wonder. Ur just a jealous ass broad! I bet ur overweight bald-headed breath stankin shall i continue? UR obviously dumb. Get some dick and fall back hard bitch.

  293. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @Holdin’ My Own

    Yeah, I know “Splash off on your forehead” LMAO…

    I said it a while back on this Tyra Banks post… When “Oprah Jr.” was complaining about men not liking her cause her weave… Never in the history of Ni@@adom, has a (straight) ni@@a got a girl in bed and seen stretch marks or found out that the girl had a weave and been like: “Naw, baby I can’t do this, it’s that weave or stretch marks, I gotta go”… That will NEVER happen, as my down south brethen would say = “You best believe that!”

    @Cage

    You’s a wild boy… You be crackin’ me up… Oh yeah, on the Jigga post, don’t pay attention to them young boys, they don’t know what they’re talking about…

  294. Real Talk

    @ Holding On

    This is the last time I am going to address you.

    You are shiny and annoying.

    You are a broke ugly bitch with low self esteem trying to front like u the shit and you ain’t.

    By the way I had some d..k Sat/Sun Morning. Yeah I know you really can’t enjoy it hence your face is always in the pillow and ass up. Kids these dayz

    Spew your hate..cause you are boring and dirty ass hell I was smitten with your little lies but then we busted yo ass, so you can act defensive all you want but we got yo number crazy.

    Good day to the folks I like.


  295. well at least you 2 arent arguing all day long with everyone on here like marquis and jenna, at least you keep among you too! Everyone on here hates marquis which now i find out he is jenna, damn what a loser, i dont even come on anymore and i hope everyone else does the same, dont even play into his web of deceit!


  296. Holdin My Own

    if you dont mind me asking what are your measurements?

  297. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @Holdin’ My Own, Real Talk & Lauren

    Come on, Ladies you are all beautiful and wonderful women… Ok, ya’ll have differences of opinion but let’s go ahead and stop this… This is just a gossip blog and everybody comes here for entertainment = to laugh at the funny pictures Bossip post, to laugh at the caption they put under it and laugh at the comments and jokes made at the celebrities expense… We don’t all really know each other and all of that other good stuff…

    *I have to admit, I did wanna see ya’ll continue with the back & forth cause it was entertaining and had me laughing…

    But ya’ll are good peeps and because of that I’m gonna ask for ya’ll to stop – PLEASE, ya’ll are good Sistas and I know that, that’s why I’m kindly asking…

  298. Holdin' My Own

    Wow Real Gay or Real Dyke or Really Who Cares is really pissed. Did I strike a nerve? What lies bitch? LOL It’s funny cuz she/he/it/ talkin like she know me & she seems truly upset. As I’ve mentioned before ladies & gents it’s a fuckin gossip blog! LAWD have mercy! Don’t get salty at me. Quit pretendin you have an office job and get your fat ass out you mama’s basement. Do some sit ups and crunches and squats. Run about a mile day bitch. Exercise works wonders. LOL

  299. Holdin' My Own

    Okay Keepin it real I’ll stop for you babe.But I must admit I’ve been crackin up the entire time myself. LOL What’s good?

  300. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @M-Daddy

    Damn Good question, Playboy, damn good question…

  301. Holdin' My Own

    @ MDaddy 34-27-45 Y?

  302. Cage

    @ Keepin it Real: I concur. Young boys is giving them too much credit but we know what it is already just continue to school those cats…

    @ Holdin: You already know you can get on top no matter what your face looks like. Most of ya’ll would have NO PROBLEM rubbin the babyoil off her ass!! True story.

  303. Cage

    @ Keepin: I was just sayin the same thing on that Gary Coleman Post except i threw in that they both should bust a couple of good ones tonight. You’ll thank me in the morning ;)

  304. Holdin' My Own

    You guys are wild on here! Ain’t we supposed to be talkin about Gary Coleman and his new bride? LOL


  305. Holdin My Own

    Excercise does do wonders. Believe I know

  306. Cage

    Oh shit this IS the gary coleman post… Damn that ass must have sidetracked me again wtf….


  307. Holdin My Own

    DAMN!!!!! Ok so what airport do I get off of?

  308. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @Holdin’ My Own

    Thanks Sweetheart…

    I’m doing alright, Just up on here passing time… But I need to get back to work though, but since the stuff I need to get done don’t really have a serious deadline = needs to get done right now, I ain’t trippin…

    Yeah, I know how it is when people come at you wrong – (*especially in this forum, because of the anonomity thing)… I’m not used to it and when it happens I do the same as everybody else and you know give ‘em the business… But like I said before, ya’ll are good people and so that’s why I wanted ya’ll to stop… I don’t normally do that, I normally just sit back and laugh and my co-workers be forever wondering what I’m laughing at all day long…

    *Note – Don’t give me grief, if you see me doing the back and forth thing — talking about I need to take my own advice…


  309. @Cage

    Most of ya’ll would have NO PROBLEM rubbin the babyoil off her ass!! True story.

    _____________________________________________________

    Real spit dawg. Real spit


  310. @Cage

    Oh shit this IS the gary coleman post… Damn that ass must have sidetracked me again wtf…

    _____________________________________________________

    Man fuck ashy Gary I m tryin to find out if I HOLD MY OWN!! ya Dig

  311. Holdin' My Own

    MDaddy you is a fool! LOL I’m bout to hit the gym now! I’ll holla back at ya’ll later. Peace. I’m out. :)


  312. @Holdin’ My Own

    WAIT!!!!! I’m on the phone with my travel agent right now

  313. Cage

    @ Brother M: Real recognize real bruh… And i know the grammar is flawed but I cant tweak that phrase. My last patient here i’m out ya’ll this shit was hysterical


  314. @Cage

    Peace brotha I’m about to do it movin myself. Holla

  315. Keepin' It Real (D'Original)

    @M-Daddy

    Oh, Oh ya’ll got something in common = gym…

    I had to “dip” when she said “34-27-45″…

    Whew… I wish more Sistas would get that into their schedule = go to the gym!!!

    **Hint, Hint Ladies… Ya’ll got a few more months before it starts getting warm again and ya’ll can’t hide that gut under them big ‘ol sweaters & outfits that much longer…

  316. Ricky the Sicky

    People, holding my own is using a photo from a booty talk dvd shot in Brazil. I know my adult entertainment.

  317. WTF!!

    ANNNNNNNNNND??????

    EVERYBODY COOLED DOWN NOW!!

    Y GOTTA START IT UP AGAIN???

  318. WTF!!

    TYPO


  319. @ M Daddy

    Man, you can’t be that gullible. You are falling for an ass on a gravitar? LMBAO. You probably really think he/she/it is about to go to the gym?!?!?!?!?!?!

  320. Maryland Girl

    LMFAO @ NIKKI UNDERWOOD I was thinking the samething…..

    WTF its just a blog stop arguing already….Keep it movin…..

  321. My $.02

    @ Holdin my own,

    You said some real funny stuff. Your comment about the crypt keeper was funny and the following were too:

    I would be too if my face looked llke a foot.

    TRANNY?? Lol Lauren you look like T.I. in drag. Trick fall back. I can’t help it ur ass looks like McDonald’s hotcakes.

    LOL

  322. My $.02

    Still LMAO @ Face looking like a foot!

  323. GetItPoppin

    Yeah that ish Holdin my own said about livin in his/her mama’s basement was funny as hell too! Str8 wildin out in here!

  324. GetItPoppin

    Like a foot! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


  325. Aw shit! We’ve got another one!!! Apparently “Holdin My Own” is creating his/her own groupies, too. I swear, you and Marquis need a BOSSIP intervention. Someone should take your computers for a month so you can rejoin reality.

  326. GetItPoppin

    ^^^^ Sorry Morris Code. I’m nobody’s groupie. Don’t come at me talkin sideways. If the shit funny the shit was just funny. Marquis or whoeva must got u shook. Go fuck yourself.

  327. Amy

    Everyone needs someone…B L A K E!!!!!!!!

  328. Little Wing

    LOL, does this even count as the swirl?

  329. Half Dead

    Morris Code sounds like a bitch.

  330. Curly Fries [Barack the vote in '08!]

    That heffa looks like Herman Monstress.

  331. Black to tha Bone

    Props to a brotha bettering himself and finding a white woman to escalate his life. Redheaded maiden too, props.

    i take even the fugliest white pu$$, when i can afford the gas to the trailer park. black women won’t come near me with a ten-foot pole

  332. newbein

    @ Holding my own

    great looking ass (no Homo)I don’t get bent out of shape at other good looking women. The human body is a work of art.


  333. The pieces of the puzzle are finally coming together. This kinda explains why he is such an ANGRY individual (especially towards woman).

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