FIRST HOES!

HIT IT FROM THE BACK GARY!!!! HIT IT FROM THE BACK!!

This is nasty on so many levels

But I’m happy that he’s finally found someone. Hopefully it will last.

He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..

allrighty then..smh..

Damn, and I was wondering if he was still a virgin too.

She seems familiare. Oh, yes I saw her pics on Richkiss.com before. Is she lonely or what?

Just one thing: No sextapes, PLEASE!

We represent the lollipop kids.

“He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” WTF?!

WHY ARE HER GUMS SOOO HUGE???

Wait…”He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.” -Wife

Um, ok but she likes to get stuff thrown at her?….

Well they’ll be in the news often now. And I bet she’s really scared of his short azz?!…Females are ridiculous!

*****YAWN*****

At least she was not marrying his broke ass for money….it has got to be love. Getting things thrown at you and he’s broke…got to be love or she is just as crazy.

Honestly, and before I say this I must be in a really good mood today.:-)

I am Happy for Gary I knew sooner or later that he would find a white woman,he just looks like the kind. I actually think his white woman looks better than, Cuba, Strahan, Ahmad Rashad wives put together.

We know what gary is getting every morning beside the nookie…yeah! Speak up and into it!

With that stated, when he lifted his wife up and carried her out of the church, what did they go home to…he is living out of his car right? Or did he sell it?

I just looked back up at the pic, she is not bad looking, that wedding pic looks cute. Now as far as the young ladies sanity…Idunno. She did marry a black broke midget. Maybe she is popping Xanex!!!

I am speechless! I can’t even be mad that he is with a white girl because sisters were not even checking for Gary.

LMFAO

LMFAO

LMFAO

LMFAO

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL..

She should be ashamed of her damn self…you Guys have OFFICIALLY made me laugh my ass off….

LMAO! do you Gary.

He throws things in her direction sometimes? She’s over looking the signs…

congrats to them though. Even little people deserve to be happy too.

“He was 10 feet tall to me because he was sweet. He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

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One of a kind that comment lol…

Someone give that woman a gums reduction!!

I guess there’s somebody for everybody…no matter how strange…I smell a reality show brewing. Anybody agree? I don’t think I could watch it though. Flava Flav is more than enough ugly than I can handle.

@ Reformed GammaRay wrote, ” ‘He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.’

Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..”

She gonna do him like Robin Givens did Mike Tyson.

illll

I seen her on some show last night w/ him. She wasn’t as ugly on the show and other pictures. I think this is just one bad picture. All I know is that ‘lil man ain’t had it easy so if he happy- good 4 him.

GAT DAMN THATS GON BE A UGLY BABY

@Darth Paul lololololololol

huh???? HUH??????

Maybe he’ll quit throwing stuff now that he’s gettin some on the regular.

He look sooooo busted, dusted, and digusted….I wish that little munch-kin would thrown something at me….I’d hurt him….

Oh yea, that ass threw me off track… Another thing was “She’s more intelligent than I am”?? She’s 22. You’re 40. Damn Arnold….

Maybe she can get on that dental plan now and hook those gums up. But you go Gary… at 5ft 7in tho I think she can take his lil ass. He betta watch.

@ Cage

y would I put a pic of someone else’s ass?

How u doin? LOL

Nita

@ Reformed GammaRay wrote, ” ‘He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.’

Yup, these r the things u overlook mmhmm..”

She gonna do him like Robin Givens did Mike Tyson

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I read she’s the one “helping” him with the whole Ebay selling of his stuff..mmmmmmmmhmm…side eye..lol

She’s more intelligent than I am, and that’s what matters to me.”

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So you throw things at her? lawd be a marriage FENCE!

Damn can you imagine a the black chuckie throwing shyt at you…poor baby.

He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction.“

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ROFLROFLROFL!

Maybe he and his wife and Todd Bridges and his white wife should do a reality show and call it Different Strokes:The Broke Years….

Why would you post a picture of your own azz? I’m just asking.

Throw His Ass Around?? That Sounds Good! LoL

@ yanib

Look at it!

Um. im not gonna post a pic of the booty.. but how the hell do I upload one for an avatar on here? Thanks in advance.

no comment on this one .. you trifling men, don’t forget to buy your sweetie a card TONIGHT! to present first thing in the morning ♥

Wow. Looks like a lil bruise on her shoulder or maybe I’m trippin. I guess when she’s on her back don’t matter about his height, she just feeling another brotha (I know he aint her first)beatin them ugly guts up. He just gettin his first piece at this late date, he probably up in that azz like a lil rabbit, rattitat tattinnnn.

@GreenEyedDiva

go to gravatar.com and sign up it’s free

I did look and again I ask “Why post a picture of your azz?” I’m sure you have a whole lot more going for you than your azz. Why not promote that? Again, I’m just asking.

Done.. thanks.

whatcha talking but fool??? ( in different strokes accent). Congrats Gary!!!

@yaniB

Thank you yanib I am at work and I am in the same room with other people it is very embarrassing.

I promise people do things to get some attention.

I’m sorry are you offended by ass or what… I’m just askin! No one else is complainin! I didn’t even know I was “promoting” anything. If that is what I chose to put why should that rub u the wrong way? Hmmmmm…

Ur at work but on a gossip site. Right…

I agree with the showin ur ass thing… Im sure your face is just as interesting. Or.. is it? Dammit.. why isnt my damn avatar showin up?!

@ Holdin’ My Own

I personally LUV your gravie.

Peace.

Don’t get it twisted Holdin. I’m not offended nor rubbed the wrong way. I was just expressing curiosity as to why someone would want they’re greasy azz to be what represents them, but if that’s what most expresses who you are….. BTW I too am at work and on a gossip site. Some of us do have it like that. lol

@ Reformed GammaRay. Yeah I’ve never been silly enough to throw so much as a harsh glance at a sister….I’d find myself by myself in a minute.

Lmao@ at her not having a good tooth to gum ration.. wow.

Im puttin my money on it not even being her/his ass to begin with… so movin on.

@Real Talk I’m new at posting on this site, but my first thought was that it was a man posting as a woman. It seems the kind of pic that would appeal to a certain type of male. *shrugging*

@yanib

It is, I was talking to another blogger one time and he was saying that people who do them kinds of things have to be really bored, I say they crazy and fruity cyber geek. The black man putting that pic up knows that men appeal to that kind of crap. Yeah sistah do give some ass shots but that crap right there isn’t even real.

Man, Gary should have auditioned as the REAL 40 Year Old Virgin…that money was maaaad funny but he would have been keepin’ the ish REAL!!!

But I’m glad he found someone though. Not on here that’s of age can front on having watched the show.

wow..i have the bubble guts now! i cannot believe that he has NEVER had any. Didn’t they have groupies during the Different Stroke days? I mean, I wouldn’t give him any but I’m sure there were lots of sick chicks that would have.

@ yanib

I thought it was a dude reppin what he likes.. (shrugs)..

you never know the reasons behind folks gravies until ya ask like Cage said I guess..

LOL @ Smoking section..

@ Reformed GammaRay

I normally agree with your post, but this one is left field.

You got hookwinked because you assumed it was a guy repping what he likes…no no no baby.

It is an undercover gay fool seducing you trying to get you to chat. They do this all the time.

@Real Talk

Damn. If that is true, then that fool is creepy as hell. If it IS a female with a random net pic.. then I feel sorry for her that she isnt confident in her own looks (im no 10 but click on my name… those pics are me…)if it IS her pic, then I feel sorry too if that what she thinks represents her.

But why would you have to be an undercover gay on a WEBSITE? One must REALLY have issues if you got to be undercover in an anonymous forum. SMH

@ Reformed GammaRay

The problem with most men is that they over think the obvious. They are too easily stimulated by what they see and hear which enables them to make reasonable conscious decisions.

Trust me I know, if I was that KIND of woman I would do some ish like this, women knows what makes a man weak, some men think they do and they (gay men) and they end up going overboard with it just like this case.

I agree, we don’t need to see pics of azzez especially if you’re trying to give some enlighting comments. No one can take you serious. Congrats to Gary and his wife!

@Cage

Pumpum LOL! That’s what you call it. LOL!

OMG! That is so wonderful. That’s why he was selling all that stuff. So he could give his bride a platinum wedding. I love it!

http://www.iheartmysugardaddy.blogspot.com

http://www.myspace.com/iheartmysugardaddy

Aw, aint she purty!!

LOL – I guess I was wrong, black men do get gorgeous white women!! NOT!!

ROTFLMBAO!! You go Gary!!

@ Real Talk,

well I guess I never thought that far out, I just figur’d maybe it was a guy into butts, Anti KimK shyt idk, this just proves until you ask people, you wont know the TRUE meaning, otherwise theres room for all type of interesting interpretations, we dealing with a variety of personalities here on alot of diff levels..unless it’s a face shot, you just never know, it is the internet. some ppl take they gravy meaning serious, others humor, or just to cause controversy, who knows, I’m with Cage, ASK n see! lol it’s been fun in the AM with ya’ll though!

@ Real Talk:

“I say undercover because if you try to point out to them that impersonating a woman on a chat is gay then they will deny it. What other reason could it be for a black man to sit behind his computer and impersonate a woman???”

The poster called “Jenna” does it all the time!!

@ What: Yeah thats a throwback for the jamaican massive. There’s so many different terms for that it aint even funny….

I’m sorry to say but this marriage is doomed from the start… its like Juice all over… she is doing it for the fame!

Mahogany

Maybe they met on ebay….

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LOL WHAT YOU SAYING??….SHE BOUGHT HIS BABY GAP PANTS & BOUGHT HIM TOO ???

Mahongany…they met on the set of a movie….

her teeth

Everybody needs love! Gary Coleman ought to be on hell date!

hahahha lololol all i can say about this post is im rotfl!!

Pop that PU&*% Mack Gary

@C.C.

Everybody needs love! Gary Coleman ought to be on hell date!

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Gary Coleman looks like the little midget in the devil suit that comes out and says your on hell date

LOL HAHA LOL

WOW

http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

CHECK THA NEW KNOCK

“HYPHY WIFEY”

What is wrong with posting ans ass shot? This is the formum to let go.

Wow! Why is it other women are first to question morals except when they get their ho swag on?

U can’t hate on the white girl because none of u sistas was offering Gary and punani…….obviously.

Go Gary…get you some!

not a good tooth to gum ratio

anybody can get a whitegirl. Even this sorry ass dude.

they will take any form of Black man. Ashy, ugly, non-working, goofy, Gary Coleman. Well, I knew no sista would want his little ass.

THIS IS A SCREAMING DIVORCE!!!

WOW.. that’s All I have to Say!

Wow I use an ass as my gravie and look at the controversy!! LOL The haters are on their Ps & Qs this morning! Work on your own insecurites before u throw your daggers at me. I guess I’m supposed to put my face like I want ur approval or frienship. Don’t feel sorry for me Green eyed diva. YOu the 1 want a compliment. Next time back the camera farther away from your FOREHEAD. & CONGRATS to everyone whose at work & on a gossip blog takin it seriously. I’M REALLY IMPRESSED!! lol

@ Cage

Thanks. At least someone on here is not GAY!

awwww little man found him a jolly green giant

@Holdin’ My Own

I aint mad at your gravatar. I was tired then a mutha, your gravy woke me up. Whos ass is that?

I wish Gary the best

He deserves happiness

for the first time in my life…I don’t know what to say about this

Holdin my own…c’mon now. How long have you had that booty? If it is new (meaning you only got it after having a baby or putting on some weight)then I forgive you. lmao..but if it is old then you already KNOW it will get attention from the men AND women!

“if there’s a White woman, there’s a way.”

@ Miss Thang

I know it will get attention but I didn’t know it would offend! LOL It’s people on here who are downright outraged! & they assume I’m a stripper ho etc. Well u saw the comments. Even one said something about I wouldn’t be taken seriously on here. HELLO it’s a gossip blog! I hope no one is serious on here! I love my black people but ya’ll are sho nuff crazy sometimes! LOL

“not a good tooth to gum ratio”

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

like i said normally i’m a respectful guy but that chick is just

DAMN..BEAT AS HELL..sorry..LAWD HELP HER..

but if that’s what gary likes..

@ Holding my own

I see stretch marks on the right side of that ass too. Yep looks like tiger claws. You and Gary should invest in some coco butter, him for his hands your for your stretch marks buttahead

l0l

Oh I see FIVEHEAD is back! Where you been? Had a headache?

What would Jesus say?

lol @ Crisco. Holdin’I only asked why which you still haven’t answered. Your choice. I guess I have to believe you consider that a woman’s greatest ASSet. BTW I decided someone kicked that azz and it’s swollen. Disproportion is not attractive. IMO

Fivehead.. wow. How long did it take u to think of that one?

Shouldnt u be gettin some rest? You start work in a few hours… working that pole gets tiresome at ur age im sure and u need all the tips u can get.

I see London I see France I see stretch marks on dat azz.

Oh whatever with the “haroney ho quotes”. Roni- Players Club

People like you are the reason why women have it so hard in this world. You wanted attention so you got it. Take it at that!

You got called out on it and now you want to be defensive. I see I wasn’t wrong you never did deny them tiger claws.

Now that I think of it are you that skripper on MTO that everybody is making fun of. hmmmmm

I bet you are a old broad too, dust off them eff me pumps. I bet she got like 4 kids too, in here showing her ass…looking for a baby daddy?

My bad that Horoney hoe quotes was from Diamond-Players Club

LMAO @ Real Talk

You def earn ur name… lol

LMAO…

ah you guys kill me with the stretch marks thing, i haven’t met one lady yet that doesn’t have a flaw on her..chill! Most women, hell a lot of men have stretch marks too. if she chooses to show whatever, good for her. if you don’t like it, don’t look at it–simple as that.

Anybody can find a picture of a big greasy ass on the internet and claim that its them…. PUHLEEZ!

Trust me I don’t want to look at it it’s a gravie you can’t miss it.

She wanted attention so she got it….for your info Caption supersaveahoe.

@Holdin’ My Own

Pull ova that ass is too phat

oh fivehead I bet when someone posted that you were pretty your heart skipped a beat! LOL

@ Real Talk I see London I see France??? What are you 7? LOL

@ yanib You are on a gossip blog askin what would Jesus say. And something is wrong with me? LOL

Get some rest GreenEyedFiveHead. Luggin that thing around must be a chore.

I thought butterhead meant everything looked good but her head? U must like what you see and you have no idea what my head looks like.

All these employed people on here must be on their lunch break! LOLOLOL Hurry up and finish those Big Mac meals and clock back in!

@ Greeneyediva

That thing was up in her talking reckless, I had to set it straight.

What I don’t get is that people put up ??? gravies and then want to play that role…puleez you wanted attention so you got it.

@Javon

Dont look at it? That big greezy ass is taking up half the page!

And im chill.. im not givin this broad a hard time she just got all defensive and started slingin some 2-bit insults cuz she got her feelings hurt. Im good..

Hay M-Daddy, I ain’t notice u with the new gravie, what it do???

i really don’t see the difference between her showin her stuff and me showin my abs, if you’re proud of it then go ahead..if a picture really bothers you THAT much, just leave.

Now I really know you are gay black man, cause your jokes was wack. I can tell by what you said that you is a fake.

As far as the fiveheaed, you up here talking look at your lopsided ASS and on top of stretch marks…fall back dude.

Damn if you were going to steal a pic from the net at least get a clue and get a better one. That ass had to been on hotghettomess.com

Holdinmyown…you see now they getting really descriptive with it. lmao…i don’t understand. If yuh think it is a bad thing WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE SO HARD?!?!?!!? Why not read the comments and keep it moving? Why is someone else’s decision to put a picture of their OWN BUTT up as their avatar such a problem to you when there are racists with pictures of raggity no teeth Black people as their avatars and their screenames are ‘strongblackwoman’ and things of that nature?

I’m just saying…

CONGRATS Gary! I hope you two are happy!!!!

LMAO M-DADDY U crazy boy…i like the new gravie though….niiiiiceee….lol. Where Lacyd Been? and u seen my boo Mr. Look Good? I ain’t seen them in a month of Sundays!

PS…U know that ain’t her ass…lmao!

40 yr old virgin> Lawd Jezus!!! gary was plottin to murk sumthin!…damn,now it all make sense

Words escape me…BTW, I hope she isn’t surprised at his temper, remember that lil runt tried to attack a woman who was asking for his autograph when he was working as a security guard.

@holdin’…uh, that was a joke. And once again *talking real slow, using small words and signing* I did not say something was wrong with you. I asked why you chose a greasy azz as your gravi *eating my Big Mac with feet up on my desk in my office* Get it?

@Lauren

I havent heard from my Lacy-boo in a minute now nor anyone else for that matter. I would like to do a full investagation of that ass. A PERSONAL PRIVATE INVESTAGATION!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

@ Miss Thang…. I feel u girl but I beg to differ, some of us have 9-5′s that we sould like to keep and maybe our bosses don’t mind us being on a Gossip site, but when they walk by your desk and see SOME BIG GREASY ASS 3 lines in a row….they may begin to wonder about us….YOU FEEL ME?

@Real Talk…I thought I’d seen that azz before!

@javon….show your abs, boo. Shallow is o.k.for dudes too. lol

@lauren, co-sign. Greasy azzes are not office appropriate.

@ M-Daddy: LMAO FULL INVESTIGATION…You can investigate all u want boo that ass is still not hers…but anyways how u been brotha?

@n Yanib and Lauren

My point exactly, that hating ass broad couldn’t possibly understand that working people don’t want to see a lopsided tiger claw ass on their screen especially at work, when we suppose to be acting like we working…and then the boss walk pass….ooh the nerve of some people.

@ Real Talk….lopsided tiger claw ass? LMAO….WHY??

@ Holdin’ My Own

You are killin me LMAO!!! Wit yo P-H-A-T AZZ

All these people with these “office” jobs. Why aren’t you working?? Why are you discussing my ass Gary Coleman etc? You people slay me. Keep it real. Aren’t you really in your mama’s basement somewhere with your pajamas on?

@Lauren I feel you on that..but that is why I minimize my screen. I mean when you think about it, her Avatar really isn’t bigger than anyone else’s is so NO her ass isn’t any more plastered across half our screens then the facial pictures are. Oilier yes but bigger NO. lmao

On the real ladies…we need unity!

@Lauren

I’ve been cool. Just doing me. I’m getting ready for this competition. Hitting them weights like crazy

MDaddy…I see boo benched pressed 305 last night huh? If u weren’t on the other side of the States you would have to take me to the gym…a sista need a work out plan..lol…

Come on Keepin It Real. Just admit it. You are a gay loser. We’re all friends here. We won’t get mad. Just say it. “I’M GAY AND I DON’T REALLY HAVE A JOB!” lololol

Actually I’m in the prison liberry.

Lauren

I surprise myself some times. But last night I was like DAMN!!!! My boys were in shock. I only weigh 175lbs.

Oh and no disrespect greeneyed…but you are not that much different from holdinmyown when you put a picture up of your face, point out in your name that you have green eyes (am I to assume that you think THAT is the best part of you?)and then direct readers to your myspace page for more pics.

I was originally born a man but my point was that I am stupid confident enough to post my pic up and I look better than a lot of natural born girls – don’t hate because this tranny looks better than you! and the green eyes come from my fathers side, who’s white and my mother was a drug addict but look at me, I have my own car and I am posting myself all over the internet and world to show that you can be someone too.

Just admit it Barely Holding My Own you are really a 40yr old with a clawed up saggy ass in yo mama’s basement in you pajamas.

See hahaha you all have been hoodwinked, I know Barely holding my own put that pic up. That is what cyber geeks do. Engage in conversation to all you suckas and think of another alias to get your attention. Ya’ll been played!

@ Miss Thang I’m all with the whole Unity stuff and I know her gravatar isn’t bigger, thats NOT what I said…its the fact that its a BIG ASS FALLING DOWN MY SCREEN….its just class thats all i’m saying!

@Holdin’ My Own

I like it and the guys around the office like it too. So do you boo

LMAO @ some of these comments!! Hilarious…

I like her ass, yeah see I see why he is divorced.

alrighty, then.

I don’t like her so I one night her. Yeah dear, Im sure he will wife you up next. One hoe sits down another one stands up. I bet he will take you real serious…just like he does every woman’s gravie.

Yea, somebody definitely cloned her

In the words of the great Rodney King. “Can we all just get along”

Im happy for him. Good luck to Gary

@ Holdin my Own…Are you mad because you don’t have a H.S. Diploma so now you gotta show ya ass to pay the bills?? You can get your GED boo…its equivalent don’t be ashamed.

I swear the first time I read that ‘I was born a man…’ comment the picture was of that big bodybuilding chick in a dress and NOT greeneyed…am I going crazy?

On that note the fake gravie of greeneyediva isn’t even the same complexion??? Dumb ass get yo get Barely Holding My Own before impersonate folks!

Blacks have too much time on their hands!! go to work my people! So, we’re geeks now? wow! lol! too funny, that’s why I don’t post ANYTHING that remotely could resemble the real me, hell, no pic is safest smh

Whew! I thought I was losing it! I was even looking at the pitbull in a dress and couldn’t see any green eyes!

@miss thing…I guess we’re all going on that same ride.

^^too mershh this is too much

@GreenEyedDiva

Somebody did that to me before.

@Miss Thang

I see ur point.. but I was trying to make one too. I basically put my money where my mouth was. If im gonna make a comment on how someone looks Im not gonna do it behind some anonymous face on my high horse. Im not a 10.. to some maybe not even a 2.. but I dont need to show my ass and greez it up.. throw out childish insults just to grab attention.

My man gives me plenty of attention.. I dont need to go searching on the internet for it.

Thats why im not gonna even argue with this broad. I said my piece about it and im good. No disrespect taken…

I’d love to be a fly on that wall.

LMAO

http://www.theblackactor.com

My man gives me plenty of attention.. I dont need to go searching on the internet for it.

Thats why im not gonna even argue with this broad. I said my piece about it and im good. No disrespect taken…

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Classy words from a classy woman.

Why people couldn’t see that this was our main points..But then again…One hoe sits down another one stands up.

@ GreenEyedDiva

Im not a 10.. to some maybe not even a 2..

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I’d say about a 9 in a half

A fight a fight a nigger and a white!!!!!!!!!!!

You broads are all trifling!!!!

Get a life, all o’ya dumb chics!!!!!!!!

fall back brother m-daddy she got a man or a AG butch

M-daddy words

@Holdin’ My Own

I like it and the guys around the office like it too. So do you boo

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That is a hood rat for real making fun of people that have jobs..never thought I see this day.

Apparently he has one too so as long as you talk reckless about having a job remember you talking about your new BFF as well.

I guess crippled people are going to start making fun of people with two legs now…you two legged MF hahahaha!

@smh

I’m just trying to keep the peace. LOL

IF HE IS ALREADY THROWING THINGS AROUND IN YOUR DIRECTION, YOU MIGHT GET HIT ONE OF THESE DAYS.

IS HE FOR REAL? I AM NOT SO SURE I BELIEVE HE IS A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, BUT IF SO GOOD FOR HIM…

…HEY IF THEY LIKE IT, I LOVE IT!

@Real Talk

Maybe I didnt get enough sleep last night, but did you just insult me?

@ Holdin my ass up…..that was cute babygirl I see how u tried to get @ me with the whole crypt keeper thing….But at least my MUG AIN’T SO UGLY THAT I HAVE TO TAKE A PIC OF MY BACKSIDE….Is that all u have going 4 u sweety?? I’m so sorry to hear that.

If the shoe fits wear it!

@Real Talk

Ok ok I’m going to let that go. Only because I’m not in the mood to put my size cyber 11 1/2 foot in somebodys ass. Im going to give you a pass for now

lol

@Lauren

I guess this Real Talk Character dont know how I get down

It looks like whoever that bodybuilding chick is cloned greeneyed. I might have been one of the first to see the cloned comments made BEFORE the gravie was changed to look like greeneyed.

see i left to get a soda and i come back and nothing changed? what is going on? i want to talk about gary, now the wife said basically that he beats that a$$? wow! another thing, you mean to tell me that not one girl, not even a crackhead has offered to let him tap that? ever? once? here’s a prediction, their kids are going to be GORGEOUS!!!! ugly black + ugly white ALWAYS = gorgeous kids!

@Real Talk

I understand what you are saying but the thing is I NEVER personally attacked you. Was that called for?

@GreenEyedDiva

But I havent insulted anyone on this post. I actually gave compliments to you and her. I’m trying to be the mediator

@ Mdaddy

eh but you was joking her when she was making attacks against her so it was kind of like you were on her side. You made some comments so I commented…it wasn’t like I was making ish up, if so please point out, so I could counter-argue it.

I don’t see it as any different if you put a pic up of you in yo draws…you would be looking for attention..wouldn’t you say…but you was riding wit that dude for a minute!

@Real Talk

I dont take sides especially if I dont know you. Now, I do have people on this site who I’m mad cool with Lauren being one of those peeps. I also see Just Sit And Be Pretty thats my girl as well but the people who know me on this site knows I dont verbally go after anybody. Thats not my style

@Real Talk

I don’t see it as any different if you put a pic up of you in yo draws…you would be looking for attention..wouldn’t you say…but you was riding wit that dude for a minute!

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One more thing I ride solo

Great you ride solo on to the other thing what about the draws pic…j/k

@Real Talk

I cant do the draws pic thats not my style either LOL

Good even thou you pertrude testosterone and extend and get heavy especially when a cute girl post he gravie up I see you have some kind of CLASS.

Shout out Brother M Daddy! Don’t argue with these fools. If you don’t agree with them they get mad. Real Gay please come out the closet. Lauren smile for cryin out loud and GreenEyedDrag well I already told you about the bangs!!

LMAO like mug…

Man, Holdin My Own is a damn fool.

Sharp, witty, honest…

This is one ugly couple….yuck.

@Holdin’ My Own

Why you coming at me? = 2:16 & 2:26pm

I haven’t said nothing all day…

You’ll NEVER see me on here complaining about an attractive girl or an a$$ shot – NEVER…

Check my record on the comments I’ve made on both (*it’s not important or anything, but let the record reflect…)

@ Javon

U just say that because u have a big ass.

@ Holdin my own

The guys on here got your back ….No pun intended.

SOME OF YALL JUST NEED 2 GET LAID!!! J/K

LMAO!!

@WTF!!

SOME OF YALL JUST NEED 2 GET LAID!!! J/K

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Did that this morning

@ Keepin It Real MY BAD I meant Real Talk a.k.a. REAL GAY! Complete misunderstandin!

What it do Richard? LOL

@ WTF cute pic

LOL!!^^

THANKS BACK AT CHA!!:)

@WTF!!

What color are your eyes?

@Holdin’ My Own

On the real is that really your ass? If so I need to be where you are LOL

@M DADDY

LITE BROWN

some of yall muthaf*ckaz are so wrong. what is sick about this? finally the man has a woman yall should be cheering for him and its obvious the likes him cause he don’t have bread like that. is it because he’s short? you now how many midgets get married to full grown women/men. some of yall need a reality check man.. much props to you gary.. real talk

@M-Daddy

I’ve been FIGHTING the urge to ask that question ever since I saw that gravatar yesterday… I knew somebody was gonna ask (*Big Ups to “Cage”)…

Ladies, what you have to understand is that we (Men) are visual creatures and s#it like that will get us (our attention) everytime…

Ya’ll ladies were killing me when ya’ll started criticizing her a$$, talking ’bout – stretch marks and whatever else… With a body like that, we (Men) ain’t trippin’ over little stuff like that – NEVER…

M-Daddy, you still in here tryin to hit on Holdin’ my own? Didn’t Eddi Murphy warn u about them TRANNY’S?

@Lauren

You are crazy. I don think thats a tranny ass. Not that I’ve seen a tranny’s ass before. Well I guess I would know then huh?

@Keepin’ It Real

Trust me it was hard holdin the question back. I guess I’m a weak man

@Lauren

You ain’t right, Sweetheart:-)

@M-Daddy

You ain’t weak… A$$ and tits gets us all the time, never fails – some days we’re stronger than others…

@Brother M Daddy… What it do boo! I hit you on your e mail and i see your are on the board today. Well hey boo, see you benched pressed lat night, great i work out also, am now taking martial arts. See you have a lot of friends on here but thats good b/c you are a respectable person on here and ive never really seen you go off on a person! take care boo! I will be going back to Chi-town soon, keep in touch!

*Correction

A$$, tits and/or a “pretty face” gets us everytime…

And us men don’t trip over little stuff that you can’t control = stretch marks…. But a “gut”, is something that we might just make a little mention of… *Hint, Hint – Ladies…

@braided beauty

I hit you back. Did you get it?

@Keepin’ It Real

I feel you man.

How come the usual suspects aren’t offended? If you are broke, ashy, and 2 feet tall, no one cares who you date…except her parents.

@ braided beauty

Martial arts huh? Thats cool, a part of my workout includes boxing.

Ok maybe i started reminiscing too hard my bad lol…. I used to love messin with those types in college though.. It was hilarious pullin their trump cards…

@ Cage

Boy you silly! Splash off on your forehead! Hilarious.

That reject still running her mouth. I took a nap and she still clapping off. Like I stated before your ass is tired and so are you. You cant let these explicit comment act a fool over your fakness but I aint’ following for it breeze.

Holdin My Own

You never answered my question

Real Talk aka Real Gay

Took a nap for what? All that pretend work you were doing today? Fall back.

@ Barely Holding On

What real man cares about a strecth marks? The kind that ONLY wants to see your face buried in a pillow and yo ass in the air. You are nothing more than an object but you know that. One hoe sits down another stands up.

Oh someone’s not answering questions??

Look dude answer the questions that are being asked with ya no job having ass.

@ M-Daddy

This all me. I don’t search all over the web for somebody else ass & front like it’s mine. (LAME)Let Real Gay tell it I’m an undercover gay! LOL These people are crazy on here.

Real Gay COME OUT THE CLOSET OR FALL BACK. Either that or you must be suffering from small penis syndrome. Either way don’t feel bad. I understand. I’d hate myself too if I saw all this ass and couldn’t do nothing with it. LOLOLOLOL

Greece, Thongs and Hoes! Be out!

I thought Greece was a country. I think Real Gay means grease. But this is the person with the “OFFICE JOB”!

Dumb dumb dumb you don’t even know if I am a man or a woman. I kinda like that, but dummy I think I mentioned my identity in my earlier post.

Puleez you are sleezy and their is nothing appealing about you. That damn g-string has to have a major attitude with your stank behind

@Holdin’ My Own

Yeah, I know “Splash off on your forehead” LMAO…

I said it a while back on this Tyra Banks post… When “Oprah Jr.” was complaining about men not liking her cause her weave… Never in the history of Ni@@adom, has a (straight) ni@@a got a girl in bed and seen stretch marks or found out that the girl had a weave and been like: “Naw, baby I can’t do this, it’s that weave or stretch marks, I gotta go”… That will NEVER happen, as my down south brethen would say = “You best believe that!”

@Cage

You’s a wild boy… You be crackin’ me up… Oh yeah, on the Jigga post, don’t pay attention to them young boys, they don’t know what they’re talking about…

well at least you 2 arent arguing all day long with everyone on here like marquis and jenna, at least you keep among you too! Everyone on here hates marquis which now i find out he is jenna, damn what a loser, i dont even come on anymore and i hope everyone else does the same, dont even play into his web of deceit!

Holdin My Own

if you dont mind me asking what are your measurements?

Okay Keepin it real I’ll stop for you babe.But I must admit I’ve been crackin up the entire time myself. LOL What’s good?

@M-Daddy

Damn Good question, Playboy, damn good question…

@ MDaddy 34-27-45 Y?

@ Keepin it Real: I concur. Young boys is giving them too much credit but we know what it is already just continue to school those cats…

@ Holdin: You already know you can get on top no matter what your face looks like. Most of ya’ll would have NO PROBLEM rubbin the babyoil off her ass!! True story.

@ Keepin: I was just sayin the same thing on that Gary Coleman Post except i threw in that they both should bust a couple of good ones tonight. You’ll thank me in the morning

You guys are wild on here! Ain’t we supposed to be talkin about Gary Coleman and his new bride? LOL

Holdin My Own

Excercise does do wonders. Believe I know

Holdin My Own

DAMN!!!!! Ok so what airport do I get off of?

@Holdin’ My Own

Thanks Sweetheart…

I’m doing alright, Just up on here passing time… But I need to get back to work though, but since the stuff I need to get done don’t really have a serious deadline = needs to get done right now, I ain’t trippin…

Yeah, I know how it is when people come at you wrong – (*especially in this forum, because of the anonomity thing)… I’m not used to it and when it happens I do the same as everybody else and you know give ‘em the business… But like I said before, ya’ll are good people and so that’s why I wanted ya’ll to stop… I don’t normally do that, I normally just sit back and laugh and my co-workers be forever wondering what I’m laughing at all day long…

*Note – Don’t give me grief, if you see me doing the back and forth thing — talking about I need to take my own advice…

@Cage

Most of ya’ll would have NO PROBLEM rubbin the babyoil off her ass!! True story.

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Real spit dawg. Real spit

MDaddy you is a fool! LOL I’m bout to hit the gym now! I’ll holla back at ya’ll later. Peace. I’m out.

@Holdin’ My Own

WAIT!!!!! I’m on the phone with my travel agent right now

@Cage

Peace brotha I’m about to do it movin myself. Holla

@M-Daddy

Oh, Oh ya’ll got something in common = gym…

I had to “dip” when she said “34-27-45″…

Whew… I wish more Sistas would get that into their schedule = go to the gym!!!

**Hint, Hint Ladies… Ya’ll got a few more months before it starts getting warm again and ya’ll can’t hide that gut under them big ‘ol sweaters & outfits that much longer…

People, holding my own is using a photo from a booty talk dvd shot in Brazil. I know my adult entertainment.

ANNNNNNNNNND??????

EVERYBODY COOLED DOWN NOW!!

Y GOTTA START IT UP AGAIN???

TYPO

@ M Daddy

Man, you can’t be that gullible. You are falling for an ass on a gravitar? LMBAO. You probably really think he/she/it is about to go to the gym?!?!?!?!?!?!

LMFAO @ NIKKI UNDERWOOD I was thinking the samething…..

WTF its just a blog stop arguing already….Keep it movin…..

@ Holdin my own,

You said some real funny stuff. Your comment about the crypt keeper was funny and the following were too:

I would be too if my face looked llke a foot.

TRANNY?? Lol Lauren you look like T.I. in drag. Trick fall back. I can’t help it ur ass looks like McDonald’s hotcakes.

LOL

Still LMAO @ Face looking like a foot!

Yeah that ish Holdin my own said about livin in his/her mama’s basement was funny as hell too! Str8 wildin out in here!

Like a foot! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone needs someone…B L A K E!!!!!!!!

LOL, does this even count as the swirl?

That heffa looks like Herman Monstress.

Props to a brotha bettering himself and finding a white woman to escalate his life. Redheaded maiden too, props.

i take even the fugliest white pu$$, when i can afford the gas to the trailer park. black women won’t come near me with a ten-foot pole

@ Holding my own

great looking ass (no Homo)I don’t get bent out of shape at other good looking women. The human body is a work of art.

The pieces of the puzzle are finally coming together. This kinda explains why he is such an ANGRY individual (especially towards woman).