Wednesday, February 13th, 2008
That Rack is 100% Authentic
Posted by Bossip Staff
TV personality and Carmelo Anthony’s ‘fiance’ LaLa Vasquez is featured in the athlete’s wives spread of Sports Illustrated magazine. Her rack is looking right in these pics. Nice and juicy. We know little baby Melo loves nestling his head in mommy’s pillows.
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Not particularly interested in the story..BUT..FIRST!!!
First or second! I would hit that after only three beers.
Yeah I’d beat.
OK..Im focussed..I think the hair colour doesn’t do her any justice at all..its bordering ginger…in saying that however…she does look fabulous…
Is naybody getting the Nicole Richie vibe from her..I think they look alike!
She looks alright. I always thought she was just average. Nothing special about her except those big ole tickets!
Well we can see she is not preggers!! If this picture is not old!
there is something about her that is not sexy or appealing ,she looks loose
yeah she looks like Nicole’s prettier and healthier sister!
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many folks HAVE made the Nicole comp
@british black girl..you know, i’ve always thought she looked like someone but I never could put my finger on it. but you nailed it on the head. she looks like she could be nicole richie’s black sister.
she could have done alot better, it look like they just woke her up for the shoot..let me be a NBA wife in a magazine reppin my boo..
Ok I’m still trying to figure out why she’s in the wives forum and she isnt even his wife
Cute bathing suit. It hides her problem area. She did snap back well after the baby.
OOO..she does have those richie eyes..
Her thighs and legs are kinda skinny considering she is so top heavy.
@ British Black girl…
She definitely has that pre-skinny/crackish Nicole Richie look going on. Which is NOT necessarily a good thing!! LMBAO!
Why is she being featured in the athletes wives section. She and Melo are not married and it doesn’t seem as though they will ever be. She has bug eyes. Not cute but she seems cool so whatever!
I think she looks good… at least she is natural looking and not all knifed up.
I have the same question as someone above why is she featured as a wife..or did we miss something?…not hating by far I like La’..and you all are right she does look like she could be Nicole R. sister..
“Her rack is looking right in these pics” u guys are pretty funny lol
I’m glad they didn’t catch her from the back.
From the back she’s shaped like Mr. Burns. She has a flat ass w/chicken legs.
She shouldn’t have taken those pics – not a good idea. If your man thinks you’re sexy that’s all that matters – now they’re trying to get the spouses some fans too?
They could have saved their film – there’s nothing great, good or bad about the pics. They’re just there.
She looks like a high school student. Those loose shoes are not sexy.
Mad Lolz at V! Dayum!
Uuuuuummm when did she and Carmelo get married again? O, that’s right, they’re NOT! And I don’t like this bug eyed broad. She’s the same one who gets PISSED if you call her black. La La, you might be Puerto Rican by nationality, but your nappy hair gave ya bald headed ass away a long time ago. Stop acting like there’s no blacks in PR. She kills me ol pop eyed ass. Looking like a preying mantis.
Oh boy let me milk them puppies….. Carmelo is a lucky motherfucker.
Nicole Ritchie all the way, they might just be related. And yea i heard about her getting mad because she’s called black, but she is, a lot of Puerto Ricans are black they just don’t want the label, but she did hook up with a brother named Carmelo so she can run and hide, but that color ain’t going nowhere.
Wow, La La looking tasty in those pic. I know Melo is having a ball with those funbags. Im a breasts man so this is just right for me. damn, i cant get up from my desk right now
@ Lauren, that’s what is attractive about her.
She isn’t a wife just a wifey. And that isn’t the same thing. Anyhoo, she looks good.
WHEN ARE Y’ALL GOING TO START GIVING PROPS TO THE WEBPAGES WHERE YOU STEAL THESE POSTS FROM? I SAW THIS MENTIONED YESTERDAY ON A POPULAR SPOT. YOUR KHIA PICTURE WAS ON ANOTHER POPULAR SPOT THAT YOU JACK FROM ALL THE TIME. Y’ALL SOME SHADY FOLKS.
Yeah when the hell did they get married??? I guess they don’t wanna hurt her feelings so they put her in there, plus she’s “well known”, so I guess they were like fuck it she’s got the jugs put her in! Other than that, the pics are very tasteful, so I gotta give her props for that…but Lala girl, he ain’t never gonna marry you, move on, you can do better!
i dont see why she was put in this issue!!! its for wives not baby mothers for three years!!!! she may have the boobs but not the body!!!!
She and Nicole could be related. Nicole’s real father is Sheila E’s brother.
Those tigole bitties ae looking right!!!
I’d like to make a sausage sandwich with those!!!
@British Black girl
YES! I was trying to think how she looks like you hit the hammer on the nail she look just like Nicole Richie
I would say “why is LaLa …” but it’s been said too many times already. I think the whole concept of the mag is corny anyway.
She isnt cute at all. She got a weird body big top and chicken legs and a haggard face. Melo is a wack
la la ain’t that pretty but she looks gorgeous in these photos. photoshop really does work on people’s faces.
@ WHOA – Hi 5! Cause I’m LMAO @ LaLa.
Yeah she loves to claim latina/boriqua/rican…she used to be a radio host in Atlanta and always bragged about being so loyal to “her culture” etc. So this latina calls up to the radio and says “so you a proud latina huh”? then started a whole tirade in Spanish and waited for LaLa to respond…long story short, the bitch was dead silent, didn’t understand a word but gracias! Not that all people with latin heritage are fluent in spanish, but stop with frontin’ Lala. The other DJ just started laughing and ragging on her before they cut to commercial.
LaLa ain’t nobody’s pretty woman but she was working the hell out of the camera in these photos. Get it girl!
Damn… She’s Bangin… I’d hit, no beers, best 34 seconds of my/her life…
LaLa is attractive…without having to take pics like this…she doesn’t look comfortable, she looks like she is out of her element, but, at least the pics were tastefully done…
She and Nicole do favor, but Lala is a much better person.
I loe Puerto Rican girls da best
umm the cutest thing about this broad is her rack – no homo, but I don’t see any other reason a man would be all up on dat….LOL @ whoever noticed her shoes were loose! Toes all spread eagle….
Everybody talks about beyonce’s weave and nobody had remark about how her’s look lopsided.
Shouldn’t you actually be a wife to be in a spread about wives? Whatever, she’s average at best.
Oh yeah, her weave looks like straw…..
is it just me or does she look like nicole richie in the face???
They should have highlighted Alonzo Mourning’s wife, a damned Amazon goddess.
@ british black girl….yeah i am feeling the nicole richie….but she looks good…..I love her spirit
photoshopp can do wonders on people. /kevin Garnetts wife = 100% perfection.
something is wrong with her face, and I’ve said this for years. Like her eyes, and nose, theres something very creature-ish about her face.
Lala does look like Nicole Ritchie! Lala has no shape, her legs are not her best feature. They should have shot her in a pool, so just her top half was showin.
Hell I thought that was Nicole Ritchie! She ain’t fine. Sorry.
Just a set of carmel-brown titties. . .thats it. Just another black-woman helping society put permenant shackles on our minds.
Thanks for your time La-La.
She is bad built and that’s with a lot of help from photo shop. The running of the fingers through the weave shot is hilarious. I don’t find her attractive at all, and Nicole Richie looks much better, so that’s saying a lot. And we all know Mello isn’t going to wife that. She’ll be the perpetual fiance like 90% of those broads. She should take the child support and run because being a NBA wife isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be anyway.
Yep Nicole Richie thats it! I knew it wuz sumone, but yeah she looks good, whoever said the weeve was lopsided, it is lol! 1 question why is she in that magazine when she still aint nobody wife???????? maybe if it wuz atheletes fiance’s yeah but wives no no lala not yet honey
TV personality and Carmelo Anthony’s ‘fiance’ LaLa Vasquez is featured in the athlete’s wives spread of Sports Illustrated magazine. bwaaaaaaaa, she isn’t his wife!
SHE LOOKS PRETTY STOP HATING!!!!!
yeesss… i thought that was nicole richie at first till i saw lala… but to me she is just not cute
I never really looked at La La before she had her child, but damn! Honey is a banger for real. But they’re not married so how is she in the wives section.
DAM I NEVA SEEN HER LIKE THIS B4 SHESA BANGER
GOOD JOB MELO
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“HYPHY WIFEY”
SHE JUST HAD A BABY, DAMN YA’LL. CUT HER SOME SLACK!
She looks good to have just had a baby. However she is not that attractive. I didn’t know she was latin, I always thought she was black from the looks of her.
Lala is a TERRIBLE host and her voice is like nails on a chalk board. Also, since when did being a baby’s mama qualify you to be in the SI edition of sports wives?
So this is what Nicole Ritchie would look like if she gained a lot of weight! Yeah her girls are real look how they hang…not cute.
Bird Lady of Alcatraz…. She looks alot better from the days of TRL.. her weaves used to be SHOT!!
Go La La for stagging you some NBA Money and DIck!!! lol
Feb 13, 2008 – 12:39 pm what?
She looks good to have just had a baby. However she is not that attractive. I didn’t know she was latin, I always thought she was black from the looks of her.
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Latin is NOT a color! Have you ever seen Sammy Sosa’s black ass! I swear you ppl should know better by now!
@ V: Mr Burns!?!? lol damn thats fucked up…
Am I the only one who speculates that LaLa had a nose job. I noticed it on the I Love New York 2 Reunion show. Its a slight change, but its there.
I don’t know any man who wouldn’t take her home.
but she is not his wife and if he really marries her i’ll be suprised because they have been engaged for like 3-4 years. although they do look cute together
I love her titties
I wanna lick ‘em
She looks good
she look like she has a intravenous drip of nyquil somewhere .. her eyes are too droopy for me. she looks either sleepy or slow
She’s alright (I guess). When I look at her I’m reminded of Melo’s declaration that he’s “not really into Black girls” but instead “prefers Spanish girls.” And what does he do? Goes out and gets a “Spanish” girl that looks Black. Unbelievable. When a brotha will bend over backwards to pick a non-Black woman – even one that looks Black – you gotta wonder about the astounding degree of self-hatred in our community.
SHE IS CUTE
What do you want me to say?
Love the pics..
Everything I was going to say has already been said 4 times over so……
I like the color of the grandma suit!
Take it to the hole ‘Melo, take it to the hole…
I think he (Melo) means black girl’s (Attitude) I mean, I’m PR & I Consider myself black, and so does the rest of white America but I think he snagged a beautiful successful woman and all of you chicks who say she is not attractive are probably “beasts” yourselves… stop hatting!! LaLa, you go girl. If you listened to what people say you wouldn’t be where you are today… Rich & Famous. Oh, yeah, and any dude that says he wouldn’t beat is a homo cause she looks better than most of these chicks in their 20’s that don’t have any kids, lol!! Tru story!!
She looks just like Nicole Ritchie.
I took a picture wearing a shirt very similar to this…It was about 5 months after I had my baby..lol..I’m sure those things still have some milk in them to make them look so full.
she got big n long toes!!! not sexy….
I would like to have a threesome with them so he could titty fuck both of us and bust his load all over our chin
La La looks like SNOOPY.
I’d like to join that party, Keyshia!! lol… thanx 4 having a sence of humor girl. P.S. I give your rack a 9 1/2 out of ten!!
Sense
This is the best she’s ever looked and that ain’t saying much. She also is shaped funny. The top part is cool, but the bottom is too little.
Oh well, if Melo likes it — I love it.
YAY NATURAL BOOBS!!! Gotta love being a sistah!!!
(she still looks just like Nicole Richie, tho)
How did she get the name LaLa?
From the chest down, this ain’t all that.
hot damn those tittayyyys are the most beautifulest thing ive seen all afternoon…melo and lala make a good lookin couple real talk….me and sanaa would make a better lookin couple
she’s puttin that nigga on notice. better lock this down quick.
I guess they ran out of married couples in the entertainment world so they have moved on to boos/baby mommas…guys drooling over her chest but they look big and saggy…if you put a tight top on one of those somolian women in those feed the children commericial it will make their chest look big as well.
But atleast she is a natural beauty.
@ Joey PR, I can’t begin to tell you how extraordinarily stupid you sound!
THAT MAKE AN CUTE COUPLE BUT CARLMELO DONT BLOW IT WITH HER BECASUE SHE WILL TRY TO GIVE YOU SOME BABY IN THE FUTURE.
who cares, she’s stil an unattractive brawd
Sadly, I’m starting to think this site is getting overflowed with unattractive, unhappy, people. The way y’all nitpick is ridiculous. 99% of you would look far worse in this pictorial.
she does look like nicole richie…both of them look as though they have that disorder that causes your eyes to look like they are about to jump out of your head……yuck!!
Can you imagine when she get’s pregnant? Bitch will be as big as an elephant.
@ Marquis de Sade,
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Blood, didn’t she have a kid already. In my post above, I already noticed that from the waist down, this b*tch does not look good.
Where her damn hips at?
@ Kevin
She already had a kid? When did that happen?
why did they make her wear that? she looks kinda fat to be in that outfit. she would have looked better in another outfit to suit her figure (not hating… she is a pretty girl but they gave her the wrong outfit).
@ Marquis de Sade,
My bad. Maybe she didn’t and she just looks like she did with that waist n sh*t.
I am not feeling her from the waist down blood.
No Hips. No Ass. No Good
YES SHE MOST CERTAINLY DOES LOOK LIKE NICOLE RICHIE!!!!
@ Kevin
Yeah, i think most people are just enamored with her breast…But i feel you, being the atypical black man, if the girl ain’t got no ass or hips, then i gotta pass too. Don’t make no sense marrying a girl who don’t stimulate my loins. When all is said and done, i’m a superfiscial mutha fucka.
I dont like the suit. It looks like a lil girls bathing suit with those ruffles.
Question for guys like Kevin and Marquis de Sade:
Yall sound salty as hell. With the way you men are dogging on LaLa… who looks pretty to me…. what are yall working with?
@ concerned female
Don’t get your titties in a twist. Kevin and i are just expressing our opinions regarding her physical attributes. We ain’t attacking the whole black female gender…So calm down.
she’s not sexy in the way i think sexy should be .. [exude from your pores] but that 1st pic shows a very feminine and semi-sexy side to her ghetto ass
Hey I didn’t know they were married….. wait there not Whatever!
@ concerned female,
@ concerned females,
Nobody said that LaLa didn’t look good. Just ain’t feelin’ her from th chest down.
What you workin with?
@ Marquis de Sade,
Ain’t nothng wrong about liking what we like blood.
@Marquis de Sade
@ concerned female
Don’t get your titties in a twist. Kevin and i are just expressing our opinions regarding her physical attributes. We ain’t attacking the whole black female gender…So calm down.
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WTF? I didn’t say anything about the whole black female gender. Where did that come from? lol.
@Kevin
@ concerned females,
Nobody said that LaLa didn’t look good. Just ain’t feelin’ her from th chest down.
What you workin with?
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Thats my point. You are breaking her down from head to toe and criticizing her. I was just curious what you look like or what kinda girls you pull?
I’m sorry, but of late, i’ve grown accustomed to being attacked by you overly defensive sistas for hating on the whole black female race. Just being proactive.
@ concerned female, & concerned females in general,
I am not breaking her down! Just stating what I like and don’t like.
And I don’t like females without hips and ass. I can care less about fat ass titties.
Do you not do the same with men?
For the record, I only f*ck with females I am not embarrassed to be seen in public with.
@ Marquis de Sade,
My n*g, you got my stomach hurtin’
Proactive! You ain’t never lyin blood. Hit them before they start on us. And they have like clock work.
Ok fellas. I have a suspicion that if LaLa tried to holla yall would be on her like white on rice. People on these celeb blog sites become so critical they forget what they are used to seeing day to day or at home. 9 out 10 times it is nothing on the level of the girls they diss online. There are not many LaLas on my campus, thats for sure. My two cents.
She looks so awkward with the posing, like she’s uncomfortable with it.
Cute one-piece shes wearing, It does a great job hiding her stretch marks…. and know she has some or she would have worn a bikini.
@ Concerned female
To be honest, i wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but unlike Carmelo, i wouldn’t get on bended knee and proposed either. She’d somebody i’d meet at the club or bar and after a few drinks, i’d hit it at a motel, then leave it at that. She has that middle age fat gene and an averaged grill. Not wifey material.
Ok fellas. I have a suspicion that if LaLa tried to holla yall would be on her like white on rice. People on these celeb blog sites become so critical they forget what they are used to seeing day to day or at home. 9 out 10 times it is nothing on the level of the girls they diss online. There are not many LaLas on my campus, thats for sure. My two cents
^^^^^^^ co-sign 100%
@ Concerned Female
C’mon!!! You haven’t figured out Marquie de SAD = Kevin?!?!?!?!
This (arguing on Bossip) IS his life. Oh, and SMH at him for describing his “wifey material.” You have to get off the computer long enough to meet a real woman.
@concerned female,
I agree with Marquis de Sade, I wouldn’t kick the b*tch out of bed and she does have that “I want to be f*ck’d tonight that’s the reason I’m at a club” look.
And I agree with Lisa that suit was probably chosen to hide those stretch marks. At least we know the suit is hiding something cause if her mid area was all that, that b*tch would not have elected to wear a mutha f*ckin one piece.
well i haven’t known about Bossip for too long but i have to agree with everything Morris Code said. This site is crazy!
@ Kevin
And I agree with Lisa that suit was probably chosen to hide those stretch marks. At least we know the suit is hiding something cause if her mid area was all that, that b*tch would not have elected to wear a mutha f*ckin one piece.
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For the love of God, she just had a BABY! Am I in the twilight zone?
@ MORRIS CODE:
Hmm… if that IS the case, that is REALLY sad.
@ Javon
Thanks. Cute pic, btw.
@ Concerned female
She didn’t have a baby, BOSSIP is being sarcastic by referring to Carmelo as her baby.
I don’t know what you haters are looking at!! La La is Banging!! Stay beautiful BABY!!!
lol she look so sloppy like big titties are gross
lol she look so sloppy like big titties are gross
The_Truth
Just a set of carmel-brown titties. . .thats it. Just another black-woman helping society put permenant shackles on our minds.
Thanks for your time La-La.
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@ The Truth
Well since La La don’t identify herself as being a BLACK WOMAN but rather a LATINA WOMAN- why should we {sistas} be categorized as you say… “black-woman helping society put permenant shackles on our minds” ?????
Let the latina broads worry about it- that’s THEIR problem NOT ours!!!!
Black people can be born in a Latin country. Black is a RACE. Latin is an ETHNICITY. Sammi Sosa, anyone? LaLa is black.
Minkaboy and V fall back! Lala’s shape is beautiful. I like Lala’s pics. I don’t think anything is wrong with her shape. I too am from the slim legs big titty family and I know that most men (other than black men who want gigantic ass) find this shape quite appealing. Shoot if Carmelo Anthony types don’t want it then David Beckham types surely will.
we don’t give a shit if she doesn’t want to be labeled black! let the latinos, or mexicans, hispanics, or whatever you want to call them have her big eyed ass. She always looks like she is half asleep anyways. yeah her tittie look plump but once the baby finishes sucking all of the milk out of them they are going to look like pinyattas with all of the candy beat out of them.lol
i forgot to add the “s” on titties
@ TISHA
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT?? LA-LA MOST CERTAINLY DID HAVE A BABY……
@ Morris Code,
Go to bed.
I would not kick her off of my bed for spilling biscuit crumbs on it.
REAL RACK & ALL I’LL STILL HAVE TO PASS. WHO CARES ABOUT A BIG RACK WHEN ANYBODY CAN JUST GO BUY ONE NOWADAYS. YOU NEED TO BRING MORE TO THE TABLE OTHER THAN A BIG RACK. AND SHE COULD USE A BREAST LIFT TOO!
http://WWW.PRETTYSOWHAT.BLOGSPOT.COM
COME LISTEN TO THE THE RADIO SHOW, TURN UP UR SPEAKERS. WE LOVE BOSSIP.
HOW LONG ARE DUMB HOES PLANNING ON BEING “FIANCES?” ONE THEY HIT IT AND GET IT, THEN THAT WOMAN CAN FORGET IT. WHO CARES ABOUT HER BREASTS???????
@little2bee
Listen man, you guys are some real loosers. Most black men go out w/ white women that look 100% worst than LaLa & ya’ll got the nerve to hate on this chick? Atleast she looks like a beautiful black woman, ya’ll should be proud of her but instead ya’ll hate… then you wonder why you guys never get anywhere, lol… Self hattred is a very ugly characteristic.
@Hola… Blow me!!
@ Keysha’s Rack
Damn, how did you get so ugly over night?
she is not sexy
@ Joey:
“Listen man, you guys are some real loosers. Most black men go out w/ white women that look 100% worst than LaLa & ya’ll got the nerve to hate on this chick? Atleast she looks like a beautiful black woman, ya’ll should be proud of her but instead ya’ll hate… then you wonder why you guys never get anywhere, lol… Self hattred is a very ugly characteristic.”
truth
I love LaLa’s puppies. She has pretty eyees too. Melo will never marry her, though. I would never kick her out of bed.
Man, FORGET HER..No hate or anything, but like a poster pointed out above, Latin is no race..PERIOD..It is a culture/ethnicity, etc. EVERYBODY knows, ESPECIALLY Latinos, that many Blacks are Latino..but this ignorant, either sorely misguided or imply has to wayy too much self hate to be guided (probably the latter) used fake wifey still proudly proclaims silly nonsense..LaLa, if you are reading thi, homegirl, you are fooling NO ONE..Now take your ignorant BLACK A** to a library, get educated, and be PROUD of being Black!! (And, by the way, take a lot more who think as stupid a you do with you..”sister” heh, I say RETARD.
@V
Agree 100%
she looks good…she looks like a real woman with breast,hips,legs and a$$ but she looks a lot like nicole ritchie in this pics
nba wives?? i know her and melo been enganged for too damn long but they aint married…or r they???
I like the fact that she is natural and that her rack is hers and the pic is not all photoshopped to death.
Pretty girl, but now I do realize she’s been reminding me of Nicole Richie. Nicole’s thicker, darker, older sister.
Yeah I was gonna say the Nicole Richie thing, but I see everyone else was thinking the same thing.
damn lil melo is one lucky lil nucca i bet he’ll grow to be big as shaq.