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Twitter Reacts To Kermit The Frog’s Girlfriend

As we all know by now, Kermit and Miss Piggy are no longer an item. Well, Kermit has moved on, pulling out his simp card and grabbed himself a new woman. She’s a pig, too. But, um, Denise isn’t getting the love and respect on Twitter she may feel she deserves. Just look at the dragging going on. This is absolute comedy.

kermit's new girlfriend looks like she got a snapchat full of lip-syncing videos pic.twitter.com/nnhap0pAJS

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 1, 2015

kermit's new girlfriend is basically miss piggy after a trip to DR for surgery pic.twitter.com/P2MCgzb1BN

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 1, 2015

Kermit's new gf IG bio has booking info in it… *Turns up Obie Trice "The Set Up" pic.twitter.com/wqBElr9VUE

— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@OmahaHostage) September 1, 2015

Miss piggy went to dr and is a bartender now?? pic.twitter.com/rovOcNFqjl

— Petty Boop (@lethal_lindaa) September 1, 2015

Y'all act like y'all paying Kermit's bills. Oh, wait… pic.twitter.com/mj65QpYFJe

— Goldie Taylor (@goldietaylor) September 1, 2015

Kermit's new girlfriend has 300 unreads in her inbox. pic.twitter.com/gpZNWHeHbN

— W.E.B DemBois (@Phil_Cosby_) September 1, 2015

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*waist trainers RT @Reboccacop: Kermit's new gf sells detox teas on IG

— Deola (@DeolaCola) September 1, 2015

Hot Take: Kermit doesn't date black pigs.

— Patrick Lucas Austin (@patbits) September 1, 2015

Kermit kicked Miss Piggy to the curb and got him a Taz's Angel muppet. I can dig it.

— Deola (@DeolaCola) September 1, 2015

Kermit is full of self hate. Why don't we ever see him with other frogs? Waste of an amphibian pic.twitter.com/tdGKrtM67A

— Steph B-More (@StephBMore) September 1, 2015

If he could find another pig, he could find a frog. Kermit just petty and color struck https://t.co/qru6ymHqFy

— Steph B-More (@StephBMore) September 1, 2015

Chris Brown was talking about #Kermit when he made 'Loyal' , I'm convinced 😩😩😂😂 https://t.co/dnf1ot79lW

— ShakariSBriggs (@ShakariSBriggs) September 1, 2015

So wait..Lindsey Lohan is a pig now..and she started dating Kermit? pic.twitter.com/b0RP7I5OxQ

— Jay (@James_L_J) September 1, 2015

Fozzie or Gonzo gotta ask Kermit if his new gal's rug matches her curtains…..

— Gin Thugging (@Gator_Bell) September 1, 2015

When you held that man down for 40 years but he trying to stunt on social media with his new pig pic.twitter.com/PHmGrepBLc

— Pastor Lydia (@FeministaJones) September 1, 2015

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