Geriatric Pimpin’ – BDR’s Smashing Noemie Lenoir?!
Posted by Bossip Staff
Damn, first this chick was making out with Terrence Howard, now she’s supposedly Russell’s new tenderoni. And y’all know how Russ gets down:
According to one of our sneaky sources at BET.com, Uncle Russie just might have met his match. If you’ve been out of the “Uncle Russie Loop” during the last three months, you’re probably unaware that Russ underwent a successful surgery to remove an infection from one of his hands. Since the surgery, Hip-Hop’s favorite Uncle’s been quietly recovering with some SERIOUS assistance from a particular African-French Goddess. Enter Noemie Lenoir. she’s graced the pages and covers of such publications like Victoria Secret and several Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues.
Well, according to my sneaky source, who was actually visiting Mr. Simmons, explained that to me that Simmons and Lenoir were damn near inseparable. Though the source revealed there wasn’t any type of public displays of affection, had the two been alone, it would’ve been a completely different story. “It was crazy how their eyes followed each other around the room every time one of them got up to do something. The interaction between them seems refreshing on both parts. They looked really happy.”
Well, this one is brown so we guess we’ll shut up. Oh, and she’s a certified banger. Can’t forget that.
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Look Russell, ***** youre filthy rich, you pay your childsupport and youre filthy rich, I say ***** every fine ***** ***** you want!
love 6am
Hey i didnt lose any *****in’ 35lbs in 3 months, that would make me 6′4, 173lbs!
Damn near crackhead skinny!
so hot, wanna meet more, now many single girls have accounts on __Cl*****yMingle.com__s a big millionaire and celebrities dating ite. it’s a big chance to meet your cl*****y lover in your life time
(Well, this one is brown so we guess we’ll shut up. Oh, and she’s a certified banger. Can’t forget that.)
YES SHUT UP BOSSIP!! BEST NEWS I HEARD FROM YOU FOR THE DAY BEFORE YOU START OFF RIDING RIHANNA.
THIS SITE USED TO BE GREAT UP TO THE END OF LAST YEAR, THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN IT JUST GOT DIFFERENT. ONE MINUTE BOSSIP IS ALL ABOUT REPORTING WHAT PEOPLE WANTED TO READ ABOUT, THEN NEXT MINUTE BOSSIP GIVES US FULL BLOWN HORSE#### LIKE (UPDATE!!: WHY IS CHRIS BROWN SMILING AT AN NBA GAME HE IS ENJOYING VERY MUCH??!!)…EVERYDAY!
EFF BOSSIP! CAN´T REMEMBER THE LAST GOOD BIT OF NEWS SINCE OBAMA CAMPAIGN ENDED
she’s effin gorgeous. too good for Russ
She’s got a baller
Plus old man dont like black
Russell Simmons seems very centered, calm, and intelligent – I can see why he pulls these beautiful women.
russ is gay! that is why he changes girls
I thought she was married to some soccer player. Well that doesn’t mean anything nowadays.
He’s damn near a child molester. Luckily he has money to placate these broads.
In french, the way we define such certified banger is by saying: “Putain! ce qu’elle est canon!”
lol @ French Douchebag
No way! He’s not dating her. Hello, she’s black! Plus, she was messing around with Captain Baby Wipes, EWWWW.
hand infection??!!!!??!!!!!
that sounds so nasty
This woman is married and has a son with Chelsea footballer Claude Makelele
Why would she hook up with these effeminate men
Noemie was dealing with Russ a few years ago.
Good to know! And thousands of sincere and hot girls I met on
__millionaire chats.com__ are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that’s what we are looking for in today’s world!
I seen a commet about him being old and F@$king youg girls so what the deal with all these old trix out her F$@king young boys now.
@ bb,
That’s what I thought. I was just about to say she’s married to a soccer player and has a child with him.
@BB
Claude Makelele is a Paris SG player ^^ and he is always married with Noémie Lenoir. =)
Ol’ Russ, *****s these young tenders because he can. Ain’t nuthin’ like “DEEP POCKETS” to bring out the w***** in the most chaste of *****es.
she is married to claude makalele,he’s a horrible little *****,russ best watch it
…Bossip, toujours avec vos mensonges!
…she is Claude Makelele’s wife and they have a son!…
…she’s doing gr8 in her life right now, and doesn’t need a gott dayum thing from BDR!…
…vous devez faire votre recherche avant de publir des mesonges, Bossip!
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what happened to the smart mouthed wjite ***** he was with… does she know shes been kicked to the curb for a sista??? awwwhhh *****tt
This woman will not ditch her husband for bony old BDR
Makelele is rich and Noemie is not short of a few bob herself
I hope her husband does not kick his bony *****
Well duh this is false…she’s black…c’mon Bossip stop reaching
LEAVE UNCLE RUSS ALONE
She is mixed and was/is who the ***** knows now, married to a soccer player.
But how come Bossip is saying that b/c she’s black they won’t trip? Racist *****s.
What happened to that ugly white ***** he was dating a month ago???? She got scared and thought all the black girls would unite to kick her ugly big nose *****!!! but she wrong because she truly isn’t worth messing up my nails for
Nah I don’t believe that…she likes masculine, chocolate men (just like I do hmmmm) and besides she’s married with a son…what the hell would she want with that wrinkled up *****?!
she’s pretty unlike all the nappy headed bishes on hear daily hating.
oh my gosh bossip, pliz quit lying, this woman is married to claude makelele.
I WOULD BE TRYNA GET HER PREGNANT.
see and the other white chick he was with was all over the internet talking about how happy her and russ was, telling black women to “get their own man”
looks like she need to get her own man now…
Is claude makelele african? Am a big fan of chelsea, but havent heard of him.
note– Russ had already replaced that white girl julie whenhe had her write that foolish post on global grind. then he let Katie ROST VERBALLY DESTROY HER. I knew he didn’t care about Julie when he put her up there for all that hate–and look a here, here is julie’s beautiful replacement. got to give it to that old ***** player–got no love for them hoes.
lol i agree totally with you leeha…no one with “true love” for you, would set you up for a downfall like that….i mean dude made her look like a tru fool…
and thats what she gets…
She’s married with a kid, and her husband is a lil crazy so I hope this isn’t true.
all yall who said he aint *****in, that a lie.they have pics of them making out on “CELEBRITY GOSSIP.COM”
@ miss dior, he is african, straight out of congo
Good for you uncle Russ. Good for you
Damn, she’s crazy cute.
Bossip, How does Uncle Russ get down??? I think the only one who legitimately thinks Uncle Russ is getting any is Bossip. Crazy.
African Princess, okay Noemie’s husband is from the Congo, but what does he look like because I’ve seen light skinned Africans that were friom there too. Is he mixed like her ?
She trying to get that paper cause she know Rush come outta pocket like a silly *****.
Bossip, she was not dating Terrence Howard, TH was after her at a party and she turnhed his gay a** down. Try doing some research, okay?
This ***** is BAD! I love her.
SHES PRETTY.
she’s ok.
who is she?
what’s with the pathetic “African-French”….
She’s french…
@bossip staff
*****ing idiots! “she’s a banger” how the ***** old are u 12??
She is damn fine
SHE IS GOOD FOR HIM!!! GO RUSS GO RUSS
GO Uncle Russ-The White girl he was dating was Garbage!
UNCLE RUSS ***** EM ALL
What a Cow !!!!! What A ***** !
Can’t believe she’s my gravatar!
Noemie Lenoir and BDR!!!!!??? i dont believe it last time i heard from her she was still married to Makelele so Bossip pleaseeee!! Arretez vos conneries!!!!
Why do bossip call Russell Simmons BDR? What does that stand for?
It’s a shame so many black men with money settle for nothing. If you want a beautiful woman come to Brazil. These little skinny no-azz bishes yall run around with can’t cut it. Mixed Americans are ugly. Brazilians are MUCH more gorgeous. Mixed bishes who would be a 2 or 3 in Brazil think they got it going on with their retarded looking selves. Carioca women rule BIG TIME!!!!!
Noemie is married to Makelele , a french soccer player. he is from Congo,
@ Carla Makelele isn’t mixed like her wife.
bossip arretez de mentir!!!!
I went to youtube to hear what she has to say about whatever and she is so *****ing shallow.”I like fashion, it my life. I like pretty dress, it my life.” Just a pretty face.
oh please Bossip.
Everyone knows that Noemie Lenoir is Mrs Claude Makelke. Former Chelsea and now plays for either Lille or M*****ille. He is franco-phone African!
Noemie is the mighty fine though!!
this woman is married to the delicious claude makelele, why oh why would she even look at that bubblegum stuck on the bottom of a shoe fool russel simmons??
OMG! This woman is gorgeous! Mercy…
at least uncle russ has a black woman this time around..
Kivu, Chillax my name is Carla West, I was just asking a question. Noemie has a pretty face but her body looks like it belongs to a 14 year old girl with an eating disorder, lol. Does hse speak that bad ? Damn !
Opps, I meant she, lol…
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