Geriatric Pimpin’ – BDR’s Smashing Noemie Lenoir?!

Posted on June 13th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Russell Simmons

Noemie Lenoir

Damn, first this chick was making out with Terrence Howard, now she’s supposedly Russell’s new tenderoni. And y’all know how Russ gets down:

According to one of our sneaky sources at BET.com, Uncle Russie just might have met his match. If you’ve been out of the “Uncle Russie Loop” during the last three months, you’re probably unaware that Russ underwent a successful surgery to remove an infection from one of his hands. Since the surgery, Hip-Hop’s favorite Uncle’s been quietly recovering with some SERIOUS assistance from a particular African-French Goddess. Enter Noemie Lenoir. she’s graced the pages and covers of such publications like Victoria Secret and several Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues.

Well, according to my sneaky source, who was actually visiting Mr. Simmons, explained that to me that Simmons and Lenoir were damn near inseparable. Though the source revealed there wasn’t any type of public displays of affection, had the two been alone, it would’ve been a completely different story. “It was crazy how their eyes followed each other around the room every time one of them got up to do something. The interaction between them seems refreshing on both parts. They looked really happy.”

Well, this one is brown so we guess we’ll shut up. Oh, and she’s a certified banger. Can’t forget that.

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  • test

    3rd

  • K-mia

    she’s effin gorgeous. too good for Russ

  • Hater

    She’s got a baller

    Plus old man dont like black

  • ValleyGirl

    Russell Simmons seems very centered, calm, and intelligent – I can see why he pulls these beautiful women.

  • mark ginnis

    russ is gay! that is why he changes girls

  • Nadine

    I thought she was married to some soccer player. Well that doesn’t mean anything nowadays.

  • DDub (keepin’ it real since Wesley’s mugshot)

    He’s damn near a child molester. Luckily he has money to placate these broads.

  • FrenchDouchebag

    In french, the way we define such certified banger is by saying: “Putain! ce qu’elle est canon!”

  • Daphne

    lol @ French Douchebag

    No way! He’s not dating her. Hello, she’s black! Plus, she was messing around with Captain Baby Wipes, EWWWW.

  • http://bossip bb

    This woman is married and has a son with Chelsea footballer Claude Makelele

    Why would she hook up with these effeminate men

  • http://www.thetruestbeauty.com Nikky

    Noemie was dealing with Russ a few years ago.

  • deesac

    I seen a commet about him being old and F@$king youg girls so what the deal with all these old trix out her F$@king young boys now.

  • Kanyade

    @ bb,

    That’s what I thought. I was just about to say she’s married to a soccer player and has a child with him. :lol:

  • suanny

    @BB

    Claude Makelele is a Paris SG player ^^ and he is always married with Noémie Lenoir. =)

  • http://bossip bb

    This woman will not ditch her husband for bony old BDR

    Makelele is rich and Noemie is not short of a few bob herself

    I hope her husband does not kick his bony ass

  • http://welcometothegoodlife.com BIG BAZZ

    LEAVE UNCLE RUSS ALONE

  • MulattoMom

    Nah I don’t believe that…she likes masculine, chocolate men (just like I do hmmmm) and besides she’s married with a son…what the hell would she want with that wrinkled up fag?!

  • Caramel Cutie 1984*** i bet half the bishes on here is ugly and fat!

    she’s pretty unlike all the nappy headed bishes on hear daily hating.

  • saucey

    I WOULD BE TRYNA GET HER PREGNANT.

  • Genni

    see and the other white chick he was with was all over the internet talking about how happy her and russ was, telling black women to “get their own man”

    looks like she need to get her own man now…

  • http://bossip miss dior

    Is claude makelele african? Am a big fan of chelsea, but havent heard of him.

  • Genni

    lol i agree totally with you leeha…no one with “true love” for you, would set you up for a downfall like that….i mean dude made her look like a tru fool…

    and thats what she gets…

  • Thornie

    She’s married with a kid, and her husband is a lil crazy so I hope this isn’t true.

  • African Princess

    @ miss dior, he is african, straight out of congo

  • Your friendly neighborhood weedman

    Good for you uncle Russ. Good for you :-D

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

    Damn, she’s crazy cute.

  • Carla

    African Princess, okay Noemie’s husband is from the Congo, but what does he look like because I’ve seen light skinned Africans that were friom there too. Is he mixed like her ?

  • …..

    SHES PRETTY.

  • !

    she’s ok.

  • china doll

    who is she?

  • fhfghfg

    what’s with the pathetic “African-French”….
    She’s french…

  • http://www.bossip.com PhillyinDubai

    She is damn fine

  • http://urbanfrugalchic.com Khristal

    SHE IS GOOD FOR HIM!!! GO RUSS GO RUSS

  • http://urbanfrugalchic.com Cynthia

    GO Uncle Russ-The White girl he was dating was Garbage!

  • Sparkle

    It’s a shame so many black men with money settle for nothing. If you want a beautiful woman come to Brazil. These little skinny no-azz bishes yall run around with can’t cut it. Mixed Americans are ugly. Brazilians are MUCH more gorgeous. Mixed bishes who would be a 2 or 3 in Brazil think they got it going on with their retarded looking selves. Carioca women rule BIG TIME!!!!!

  • Mhhh Huhhh….

    this woman is married to the delicious claude makelele, why oh why would she even look at that bubblegum stuck on the bottom of a shoe fool russel simmons??

  • Sharie

    OMG! This woman is gorgeous! Mercy…

  • Philly

    at least uncle russ has a black woman this time around..

  • Carla

    Kivu, Chillax my name is Carla West, I was just asking a question. Noemie has a pretty face but her body looks like it belongs to a 14 year old girl with an eating disorder, lol. Does hse speak that bad ? Damn !

  • Carla

    Opps, I meant she, lol… :)

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