Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Old Man Jeans

Posted by Bossip Staff

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MJ had his old man swag in full effect at the Zo & Magic’s 8-Ball Challenge pool tournament at All-Star Weekend in New Orleans. If they made mom jeans for men these would be it. Damn, Mike, not a good look.

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Comments(80) on “Old Man Jeans”

  1. Shante

    lmfao those jeans look retarded.. i dun really care for this subject, i just wanted to be FIRST [=

  2. WHAT KIND OF *****ERY IS THIS??

    He’s still sexy. It looks a hell of a lot better than a White Tee and some baggy jeans hanging off of his *****. :)

  3. WHAT KIND OF *****ERY IS THIS??

    On the other hand.. they do look like my mom’s old Gloria Vanderbilt jeans from the 80’s. :)

  4. Marquis de Sade

    Kim is looking as fine as ever. She is truly a Goddess.

  5. Ashb

    you guys are stupid *****holes. this is all you could post? you couldn’t find real info about the all-star weekend to post?

  6. E. Junior

    …WTF? MJ is no longer my hero! lol…


  7. Let me get this right…a grown man…who does not wear his jeans so low that his draws show is wearing old man jeans…something is wrong wrong when walking around looking unkempt AND a** out is considered being “manly”…oh well. Tis is the times.


  8. I have always loved MJ’s swagg. He still fly, and ***** he has a high waist…and he’s 6foot whatever, where else wasy his belt supposed to go?

  9. rashard

    haha all i gotta say is where the ***** has that dude chopper been? thats my dude yo somebody sign him.

  10. kigali

    Jordan is such an American icon. I love it.

  11. Dr. Elle Rae

    I hate MJ… including every pair of shoes he has ever put out… those pants fit his face… A HOT MESS!!!… get him off my screen… this is the new hot mess of the moment

  12. Black Beauty

    I love Michael Jordan, but she is wrong for those jeans, lol. Some of the females at the event are way overdressed. It’s a pool tournament for goodness sakes.

  13. Black Beauty

    Even some of the men are doing to much.

  14. tintin

    i love me some Mj that’s one old man i would screw

  15. tintin

    how the hell did chopper get into that party. i can’t beleive this boy still has some significance.

  16. So_Surrus

    damn..gabrielle be EVERYWHERE!!!!!

    she needs a Ho Sit Down!!

  17. Hillary Obama

    Here she is AGAIN! Damn, Gabrielle, when do you work?


  18. ^^^^ took the words out of my mouth. Besides, he looks like an STDed HAM.

  19. Deswes95

    Mike needs to hookup with Vivica. She’s smart and cl*****y. Also she’s got a little hood in her, so when needed she would most likely keep Mike in check. Just a thought……

  20. Deswes95

    Gabrielle is cool, butttttt yes

    she “needs” a HO sit down!!!!!


  21. i love gabrielle…

  22. getyourhandouttamypocket

    Those jeans don’t fit him right. Looks like there should be an elastic waist on them britches.

  23. getyourhandouttamypocket

    Feb 17, 2008 – 2:43 pm Deswes95

    Mike needs to hookup with Vivica. She’s smart and cl*****y. Also she’s got a little hood in her, so when needed she would most likely keep Mike in check. Just a thought……

    ———————–

    Smart and cl*****y? We’re talking about Vivica FOX…right? Maybe there are two chicks named Vivica Fox. Perhaps.

  24. ILuvYellaBoyZ

    ^^^ BWAHAHAHA, I was thinking the same thing.

    Luv Alonzo!

  25. Straight Jacket Fashion

    Jordan is past his prime on the court and in the wardrobe closet

  26. Lisa

    Dad jeans for sure. Gabby once again trying so hard to act like she’s cool with everybody. Go and read a script or something.

  27. Ice Princess

    Why are those jeans so damn long?

  28. Teherah

    M J can wear whatever the hell he wants to. He’s accomplished more than Bossip and anyone else has. He’s been around and famous forever and a legend. I doubt anyone will still be reading Bossip the next years and you suckers will have to find a real job like working at Pizza Hut for your living.

    Leave MJ along. The only way Bossip can get anyone to read this ***** is try to diss the real black celebrities that are a legend in their own right.

    I doubt if Bossip even knows who Michael Jordon is. They Bossip staff can’t be no more than 15 years old the way they write their stories. Haters in the making

  29. Kat

    I NEVER think Mike looks good… but here he looks good.

    and Holy Snap it’s choppa. wtf

  30. Marlo Stanfield

    Damn Mike!!!! Are those bugle boy jeans your wearing?!!

  31. KC

    LMAO @ the bugle boy jeans comment. Mike, Mike…what were you thinking putting on high-waisted jeans with a tucked in shirt & skinny belt? No, no & no.

  32. Negro Mafia

    LOL

  33. HELLNAW

    vivica fox, kim k, eva parker, even gabby union. i’m tired of lookin at the same six tired ***** hos.

  34. CharliStarr

    What is Gabi doing? Is she doing the “snap ya fingers” dance?

  35. hmmmm.......

    Bossip kills me by calling everyone over 35 “old,” Michael is not hardly old. The man looks good, if he was wearing baggy yeans and a hoody then Bossip would say he was trying to look young… Yall some silly hoes working this site! To the all the Gabrielle Union haters, leave that woman alone, she can go wherever the hell she wants to go! Ya wish you could party like her. Someone said go read a script, remember the writers just got off strike…dumb*****es!

  36. Ummm...he's stupid.

    I’m confused…what has Michael Jordan ever did to u, that makes u hate him??? lol…everyone has a hater I guess!

  37. jojo

    I’m pretty sure MJ really cares about what cats say about his fashion sense.

  38. ArmyWife

    Shoooot, I STILL Loves me some yummy, chocolate, bald headed, Mike…um um ummmm


  39. Obama making people faint:

    youtube.com/watch?v=sH7YTCjSghE

    Reminds me of the tactic that Rudy Guliani used by having his wife call him in the middle of speaches and press confrences.

  40. Grace

    @GETYOHANDOUTMYPOCKET……….I am with you. Any woman who fool with 50 cent is not smart & cl*****y. That is why she got played.

    Michael Jordon is starting to have that old man swagger.

  41. Published1

    Eva & Tony look cute but their is definitely an air of insecurity clouding their situation right now. Gone are the overly gushy interviews filled with Eva’s bellowing laughter that is ever present in the air when a woman is “over the hills” in love. Now if she does an interview she might mention Tony & its usually just to say how “strong” their love is & how happy they are & how the whole “paris-chick-text-messages-hotel-fiasco” is false & he never cheated. But the body language doesn’t lie & Ms. Eva’s has changed dramatically – hate to say it but doubt they’ll be an item a year from now. I don’t think Eva wants to give anyone the benefit of the doubt in thinking they wouldn’t last (broke up & then suddenly engaged is a good indication of a relationship doomed to fail) so she’s gotta put in some time to make it look good.

  42. tj

    Tell me how you can charge poor people 200 dollars for a pair of shoes but be a billionaire and refuse to spend more than 20 dollars on a pair a jeans. SMH indeed. I guess MJ says “i’m not like you reckless Negroes I no how and where to spend my money”

  43. ISIS77

    The look on Chris Tucker’s face is hilarious!!!!

  44. Lili

    Kim K looks fab.

    Gabby looks pretty; her complexion is flawless.

    Not hating at all cuz I like her and LOVE DHWs, but Eva’s looking a little older n that photo…

  45. Geechielady

    Kim K have the dopest dress on!! I love it alot!! She has the body for it too…

    Gabby’s skin is flawless…I wish mine was like that..

    I dont care about those jeans, MJ is still sexy…

  46. pullovadata$$2phat

    i don’t care what pants he wearin i’d still let his fine ***** ***** me 5 ways to friday

  47. kevin454

    MJ was a great player. Love him very much. Lots of my online friends on interracialchats.com love him too. You can share your ideas free out though it is a serious interracial dating service.

  48. HA

    Leave MJ alone. He is still sexy and he can hit it anytime. Happy 45th Birthday MJ.

  49. bcan

    forget mj pants, how in the hell did chopper get in the party? If his broke ***** is in there, I know I can get in!!!!

  50. anc*****d

    all that cake father jordan can wear the fuc he wants . let look at reg bush silly looking self. or even worse tony parker, just as plane. ***** be bugged man. jordan and magic are the weight of the nba dressing in that tailored wear. still today its nothing for them to reach deep in the closet and rock some fly suit cut all razorly to those not so chiseled bodies and still wax these other entertainers

  51. anc*****d

    why does eva look like she should be wit magic?

  52. NYCHICK

    Ha Ha…All that money and those ugly britches…

  53. NYCHICK

    Gabrielle is pretty girl, but damn she is at every party and event. SHe gets around big time!!!

    Sit down.

  54. afan

    This man is so sexy. I love him.

  55. ohmydamn

    Still crackin up at the Bugle Boy jeans comment…oh I laughed at that for a minute…LOL

  56. Anon

    Can bossip stop with the *****ing negativity? Damn…you’re one of the only black sites that I know that are anti-black..

    Bitter over shattered dreams maybe?

    Haters

  57. yes

    thats funny

  58. motowngal19

    Everyone looks good except Kim and Reggie. Why the hell did she let him go out to an event looking like that?! Your supposed to upgrade him, not downgrade him. LOL


  59. people forget to realize that mike is over six foot damn six my dad is a tall man only suits are cut a certain way jeans are not really tailored just brought lmao

  60. bee bee

    I love MJ, but he looks like somebody’s granddaddy with those jeans all tied up under his rib cage. He usually looks soooooo good. Maybe this was just an “off” day.

  61. OLA

    LOL GABRIELLE UNION, DO U EVEN I DUNNO ACT?

    UR LIKE THE BLACK TARA REID

  62. Lube and a tube sock

    lol gotta love Gabby..thats the type of chick you just party with and wear out

  63. Lube and a tube sock

    And reggie is a lame! Dawg everyone has seen your girl get *****ed by another man…wtf are you doing?! lol where is his mother at? No black mother on earth would condone something like this…

  64. Kompton's Kutie

    LOL! leave Mike Jordan alone. Well at least we know wearing those jeans could never be titled under “When the Checks Stop Coming In”!

  65. Missy

    Chele Belle , I agree with you . Nothing is more pathic than an old man trying to wear sagging pant around his butt

  66. Jubeisan

    Yo, those pants are not looking good. The acid wash makes it worse. Yeah Kim K does look good. Wouldn’t marry her as though.


  67. Those pants are horrible but Michael Jordan is still sexy as ***** and he can still get it too. With his old *****!

  68. Vinandi

    co: sign Southern Belle!

  69. Im Just saying

    The ***** nuts is in his right pocket though!!!

  70. Lovely Queen

    I love Gabby…She just the cutest thing and she always looks flawless. Gabby and Chris Tucker would make a cute couple.

    And for all the bloggers who are saying “Ho Sit Down” b/c Gabby is partying a lot, I would like you to notice that when she was married, she wasnt the party girl. Maybe she’s just spreading her wings until she finds Mr. Right. I don’t have a problem with her…but then again I am a MAJOR Gabby supporter!

    MJ’s pants are a bit grandpa like but none of us can touch his bank account so he gets a p*****:-)


  71. Michael Jordan is 45 years old. What do folks expect, his pants to be hanging down around his *****? Damn!!

  72. Zina {The original princess}

    Good to see Michael.

    Not so good to see Gabby.

    I can’t believe I’m sayin this but “Ho SIT down!”

  73. DinaLee

    Whatever. MJ looks GOOD.

  74. TT

    Boy boy boy, Carmelo is something serious. LaLa better watch out.

  75. Encyclopedia Brown

    Normally, they don’t make jeans for guys who are 6-6

    dumb post

  76. Noelle

    Love that MJ. Heard he’s hung like hell too. He could get it all night and all day.

  77. Ladystar1111

    Michael Jordan is extrememly rude in my opinion. Those jeans are horrid. He has more than enough money to pay a stylist.

  78. num1dominicano

    ..


  79. is marquis and m daddy the same?

  80. ILLUMINATITHEPRINCE

    these motha*****as have officially gone too far, I sat by and watched them diss countless *****s well beyond the level of anybody affiliated with this bos***** site, but Mike? mike? that ***** is blasphemy, y’all mo*****as should be ashamed

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