Shaq Eats His Words
Posted by Bossip Staff
In honor of last night’s LA Lakers victory, we had to wonder what Shaq was thinking about Kobe’s huge win without him?
While the Shaq-less Los Angeles Lakers enjoy the sweet taste of victory — there’s a 7-foot trash-talkin’ ex-teammate who knows he’s got a big helpin’ of “Kobe Bryant’s ass” comin’ his way.
Check out the message Shaquille O’Neal just posted on his Twitter page … spelling errors and all:
Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now “Shaq how my ass taste “Obviously, this stems from Shaq’s incredible rendition of “Kobe How My Ass Taste” — a freestyle rap he dropped when Kobe and the Lake Show lost in the NBA Finals last year.
For the record — that song ruled.
Once again, people gettin’ their Twitter on. Looks like Shaq had to eat his words…luckily that’s all he was eating.
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Kobe’s good. Still hate him though.
Shaq need to face the facts, that his ***** is on the downswing and need to make room for others at the dinner table.
Kobe did play great. Can’t take that away from him.
Shaq has to eat some serious crow!
So are they saying whoever wins the championship. Kobe or Shaq, has to toss the other ones salad?
shaq didnt eat his words he said kobe couldnt do it without him when he went last year so shaq was rt up until now but for the record shaq has one 4 titles as the focal point of his team meaning that dewayne wade wouldnt have his title without shaq and kobe wouldnt have is 1st 3 without shaq i think the rap just motivated kobe and maybe that what shaq was trying to do so when kobe wins aleast 2 more by himself then this hust chalks up as just a good year for kobe. congrats kobe
I could really care less. All I really want to say is SHAQ IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE A CAVALIER!!! Lebron will have help in the paint!!!! WHoo hoo!
Shaq straight sucks!!! Kobe earned his championship and rode Wade to a championship. Look like to me Shaq needed Kobe!! Also, its ironicthat he is going to try to ride James for a ring. Shaq your ***** is washed up!!! If they enforced the Shaq rule at the beginning of his career he would be a *****ody:)
Kobe is a major douche bag. It’s amazing how good things alway happen to bad people. You know rapists, cheaters,maid abusers, etc…..
always*
MVP, washed up? Come on now. This past season was strong for him. He still has it in him. I’ll give him another two seasons. My only concern is that Cleveland finally gets a championship. Kobe needed Shaq to become who he is now.
Congrats Lakers! (so glad it’s OVER! lol…) Nah, but Shaq hated on Kobe – and has to eat his words now… tell me how THAT tastes, Shaq….
And BOSSIP, why are two of your stories damn near the same as TMZ’s? Come on let’s not be so obvious.
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Kobe’s no *****ing rapist so shut the ***** up. Yall just mad cause he has a fine ***** wife(Latina! Take that haters),an incredible game and never has trouble with the law except that side piece that was trying to get stacks off a *****.
**Trying not to say anything negative about that bastid Kobe (oops!), I will focus on the positive**
Awwww….his little girls were too cute last night!!! And the oldest one looks just like her Dad.
I do not like Kobe an a person..he a snake ***** niqqa to me…but i will be the first to say dnt sleep on dis mans skills..He has proven time and time again yal can het him if you want but facts are facts….Four Rings Baby..so Congrats but his wife is still fugly and always looks like she smells *****…..GO LAKERS
bY THE WAY kOBE DID NOT RAPE THAT NASTY *****..lOOK IT UP THEY FOUND 6 DIFFERENT SPERMS IN HER…DUMB ***** JUST TRIED TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK AND DIDNT GET ***** HAHA
LIFE AND DEATH IS IN THE POWER OF THE TONGUE!
*HAIR BY DEON*
MY*****E/SALONDEON
suck a ***** @ leah
@ SHAMAR….
IMO, Shaq wouldn’t have those 4 titles if it wasn’t for D. Wade’s & Kobe’s scoring abilities.
Shaq is a BIG center and he does what he’s expected to do, but if you compare his abilities; scoring/rebounds, to Kareem,….Shaq’s more mouth than action.
*****!!! What about MJ his ***** Gambled and Cheated thousands of times. I bet is Kobe was Dark Skinned with a Black Wife you all would be on his nuts!!! I think you all don’t like him because he is not a thug and also he isn’t out there like in the clubs 24/7. The guy has a very beautiful family and loves his wife and kids. When he was young yeah he made a dumb decision but ask your self how many men out there cheated on there wife or woman cheated on there husband. Also Shaq would have never won 3 rings with out Kobe and Kobe would not won 3 without them. They need each other to get those rings.
Kobe finally won a title without Shaq .. now what?
Also, look out the lakers are young and Kobe has just reached prime. I predict back to back to back to back to back championships. Lakers verses Magic repeat next year. Also if Dwight Howard get a go to move he will be a future hall of famer. He is already better that Shaq ever was in all his years in the NBA!!
good game
@ B yeah he got a lovely wife that he cheats on…..what u think because she is latino she don’t have a cheater….she need to get on her job…latino that….hater
@ return of dolamite….i use to like Kobe …i use to say he seems like a good guy….my husband is a huge fan…but what’s done in the dark will come out in the light…..and he turned me off wit the whole colorado mess….some ole ramdom azz one night stand w*****….almost ruined his career… i fell back…
SHAQ -
FOR SOMEONE SO BLESSED IN SO MANY WAYS, YOU ARE FULL OF HATE, JEALOUSY AND ENVY AND WITH ALL THAT MONEY CL*****LESS!
YOU HAVE NO CL*****!!
CONGRATULATE TO KOBE AND HOWARD.
TO ALL THOSE KOBE-HATING COLOURED FOLKS, ESPECIALLY THE FEMALES, I GUESS YOU ALL ARE JUST GOING TO HAE TO COMMIT SELF-IMMOLATION.
To me after the Cavaliers lost it was pretty obvious who the champions were going to be…again. Kobe plays well, but still he just rubs me the wrong way. Was I the only one who notice when he accepted his MVP award from the old gentleman from the Celtics he didn’t shake his hand or anything. He just grabbed it and gave it to his daughter. He just have an attitude like he’s entitled to everything.
MIMI, do you know kobe personally? because if you don’t then your a crazed ***** talkin hater!!!
kobe didn’t have to prove anything without shaq!! you remember that the last time they went to the finals with shaq THEY LOST. so having shaq does not garuntee a WIN.
kobe has a nice family and is a good man!! BUT I GUESS EVERY SPORT HAS TO HAVE A VILLIAN!! Kobe, T.O., Barry Bonds…
Shaq wanted him to win because Shaq has a new person to hate ever year. This year it was Dwight and he wanted Kobe to win over him. He hates Dwight for calling himself “superman” with no Championship
DATPHYLIYGIRL
kobe could careless what you think. he still go a wife that is hotter than you and two pretty kids…while he is celebrating and living the good life, your dumb***** is sitting in you “apartment” talkin about why you hate him LOL!!
ill ***** kobe shaq can give me head
Dam people!!! I will say this from Kobe to you all!!!! Haters tell me how my ***** taste!!! Also to all those hating as females!!! Get a life, you Lil Wayne lovers!! LOL
KING KOBE!!
yOU DUMB PIECE OF *****…I CAN SAU I DNT LIKE HIM..BUT YOUR REAL DUMB ARGUMENTATIVE ***** DIDNT GET TO READ HOW I SAID HE IS THE BEST NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS INCLUDING…GET UR FIRE CROTCH ***** ON SOMEWHERE TRYING TO PICK INTERNET FIGHTS…
FOR THE RECORD I DNT LIKE KOBE BUT HE IS THE BEST ON THE COURT AND HE SHOWS UP AND SHOWS OUT…
So ***** you King Kobe//get a name of your own and quit riding Kobes *****..Cuz trust me ***** he dont give two *****s bout ur ratty *****..You just another niqqa wana be him…NEWS FLASH *****//U AINT..
Now once again GO LAKERS(i will not parti*****te in internet beef LMAO))
Damn Mimi
I understood what you were saying//he is just on here trying to start a ‘legitimate’ internet fight..lol
King Kobe, chill sweety its just a blog
KOBE ROX MY SOX///LAME
I for one dnt like Kobe but man dat ***** can play…I hope Celtics or Magic win nest year..all in all Congrats Lakers
King Kobe
Did you wake up and wait on pins and needles until this thread was posted…Looks like you were ready to defend Kobe, even when ppl say he is good you are like NO ***** HE IS BETTER THAN GOOD…LMAO…go watch the highlights and shut up plz, for us all.
Congrats to the Lakeshow, ***** KOBE! He aint the champion JORDAN was, JORDAN made you feel good cuz he involved everyone. KOBE is self-centered and arrogant.
We will get em next year LEBRON!!!
I actually agree with king Kobe Nuff sed.
he’s a 37 year old millionaire and he cannot spell for *****
Yada yada yada……….if Garnett was healthy, Kobe would be sitting home empty handed.
Face it!
@ king kobe…you and kobe can go fyck yaself….dyk rider…..
Wow Bossip I can’t believe you were able to post this without totally choking on the haterade.
Surprised me.
Congrats to Kobe/Lakers of course it won’t stop people from still discrediting his career but this will be in the history books forever.
That will never change.
LOL I LOVE HOW ALL THE BANDWAGON LAKERS FANS COME OUT OF THE WOOD WORKS NOW THAT THEY WON. ALL OF YAW NIC*AZ WAS HATIN ON KOBE INCLUDING BOSSIP BUT NOW RIDING WITH THE BOY LOL
SHOUT OUT TO THE MAGIC!!! Congrats Laker’s Fan & Kobe still an azzhole…& JORDAN is still the BEST!!
@Debs…doesnt matter “if”…Lakers won
Face it!!
I took four freakin years Shaq got one earlier without KObe. So eat that bossip Shaq aint hatin.
Let me see here….Kobe is a multi-millionare, Super star, has a lovely wife, beautiful kids, speaks a number of languages fluently, 4 championships, a couple MVP’s and amongst those in the NBA he is respected….yet a bunch of simple muffugas who have never been around or near him, spent time with him or his family…..Hate him with a p*****ion, like to throw up rapest and call his wife *****es and shyt. Its these same ignorant folks talking shyt while listening to R.Kelly child molesting *****. I can not see not feeling someone for whatever reason but to rise to the level of hate some muffugas display up in here should atleast come from personal contact with him or his family which it obviously doesn’t……..just pure ignorance and hateration. “LAKERS NBA CHAMPS”
Shaq was just talkin ish when he said Kobe cannot win without him; I am sure he knew (like everyone else in the NBA) that at some point LA would win another title, especially with the team they have built around Kobe. I am glad to see that he was able to acknowledge Kobe’s win with a little humor. Also, this was a hard fought playoffs for the Lakers and they came through by beating a few good teams like Utah, Houston, denver and the Magic. Confession: I try not to judge Kobe on anything, except his actual basketball play because it just turns my stomach to look at the Mexican family that he just made into millionaires. My pro-blackness side would prefer to see a black woman by his side, but he reserves the right to marry and have children with whomever he pleases, so I will just say, thank you for the entertainment this year Kobe. I enjoyed watching you “put in work”.
Shaq just need to learn how to FLIP HIS WRIST and then his free throw percentage will go up. Don’t worry about Kobe, He got enough problems dealing with crazy Vanessa
@ ***** said;
LMFAO!
my reply
@Debs…doesnt matter “if”…Lakers won
Face it!!
Whateva!!!!!!!!!!!!! They won by default!
This is what I say, Kobe is not the Lakers he act as if he is the only one out there against 9 players, the 5 from the team against him and the other 4 on his team. He is way too arrogant. The last time I checked it took 5 players in order for the game to be played. Just like homeboy DFisher too Hollywood for me, he was truly blessed by the Lord, because when he was in high school, I never heard his name and we attended the same school. God bless them anyway, Haven’t been a Laker fan since Shaq. Call me a Laker hater, don’t matter because I consider myself to be one anyway.
“my reply”….
A true competitor relishes competition of the highest sort……..in fact, a true competitor doesn’t view victory over a lesser opponent as a true victory……..
To BE the BEST, you have to BEAT the best…….not the 2nd best.
IF GARNETT WASN’T HURT, THE LAKERS WOULD BE IN L.A. EMPTY HANDED.
BOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations to my 2009 NBA Champs the Los Angeles Lakers!!!!!
All of you Kobe haters needs to eat shiit for your dispariging words against Kobe and the Lakers. You needs to get over it because Kobe is the greatest player in the NBA right now —not LeBron. Oh and ain’t *****ODY checking for Shaqs big no shooting *****. Shaq got what he (thought the he) wanted — off the team. Now he wants to eat his words and come back to Cali — but it’s too late… he’s stuck out in the middle of nowhere wishing that he was coming to hang out at the Staple center on Wednesday with err’body else in L.A.
I’ll be right there with my new Laker gear on that I won from an Magic loser.
Can I getta ‘Whoop, Whoopppp for the Lakers!?!?!?!
A) Shaq ‘didnt eat his words’ anyone that actually follows the sport knows that he was down for the Lakers to win another title , its widely known that if he doesnt end up in cleveland or dallas – He may play a last season with LA for another title shot.
B.) Even if the Celtics had Garnett , they would have had trouble facing the Cavs or the Magic irregardless due to lack of depth on their second and third units let alone the Lakers. Missing the re-signing of James Posey and injuries ruined their chances this year at a title , but was highly unlikely. Brian Scalabrine and Mikki Moore arent the keys the Celts winning any title anytime soon..
@debs…what do you mean a lesser opponent?? The best teams from the West and East play in the NBA finals…so the best team won…period. No deafult to it.
@ Debs….And your Argument regarding Garnett is irrlevant considering the Lakers beat them both times this year while he was healthy.
…awww shaddup, Bossip!…
..Shaq had the grace and cl***** to CONGRATULATE Phil Jacckson AND Kobe Bryant after the game last nite…
…check his twitter updates–DO SOME RESEARCH FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES…
… twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ …
…Bossip, ur a DISGRACE!!…
…W*****up Shaq, holla @ me
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twitter.com/E_Wanjiru
PS: GREAT JOB Orlando Magic…
Whatcha*****outdat?
Congratulations to my 2009 NBA Champs the Los Angeles Lakers!!!!!
All of you Kobe haters needs to eat shiit for your dispariging words against Kobe and the Lakers. You needs to get over it because Kobe is the greatest player in the NBA right now —not LeBron. Oh and ain’t *****ODY checking for Shaqs big no shooting *****. Shaq got what he (thought the he) wanted — off the team. Now he wants to eat his words and come back to Cali — but it’s too late… he’s stuck out in the middle of nowhere wishing that he was coming to hang out at the Staple center on Wednesday with err’body else in L.A.
I’ll be right there with my new Laker gear on that I won from an Magic loser.
Can I getta ‘Whoop, Whoopppp for the Lakers!?!?!?!
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Whoop! Whoopppp!
Kobe’s still an arrogant *****hole.
Like KG said ,”What can you say now?”.The guy has proven all critics and haters wrong,it took couple of years but he got done.I have been a Laker fan for 26yrs now,I’ve won and lost but still ridin’.All Kobe haters for some reason happen to be ex Bulls fans.I think they are scared of having Micheal’s legacy wiped out,watch out if you keep on hating it might just happen
Why would he eat his words? Didn’t Shaq win a championship trophy without Kobe his first year being on the Miami Heat?
Get off the gas…
Congrats to the Lakers! Orlando put up a good fight until the last two games!
LOVE Kobe Bryant. How can you not? I never liked how Shaq and even Phil Jackson has played and treated him over the past few years. The man gets his! He’s a legend. I have nothing but respect….
@cookielp
First of all get your stats together before you post anything,it was Shaq’s second year that they won after his immediate guarantee of a championship to Miami,again who ate their word.
damn lakers…
***** ShaQ, his fat ***** is getting old and I know he mad that Kobe won, he publicly said Kobe couldn’t win one with out ShaQ.
ShaQ even disses Dwight Howard for no reason, ShaQ wants to remain in the lime light at all times, twittering instead of working on his game. That guy is pathetic.
Lakers are the champs.
Return of Dolamite wrote: “*****!!! What about MJ his ***** Gambled and Cheated thousands of times. I bet is Kobe was Dark Skinned with a Black Wife you all would be on his nuts!!!”
LOL are you seriously trying to tell the world that your crooked eyes see Kobe as light skinned? Just because the lights in the dome and the TVcam lights shine extra bright on that brother, doesn’t make him light, bright or darn near white. Maybe that is really Kobe’s problem…maybe he imagines an AlBSure complexion when he stares crookedly in the mirror. MJ is dark and Kobe is dark and there is not one thing wrong with that unless one is full of self hate. You need to calm down and re*****ess your sense of reality all-around because no one should get this upset, especially over that possum-looking azzhat otherwise known as Kobe. You act like you are defending your lover or something. SMH
Mj no black woman, Tiger Woods no black woman. Kobe no Black woman. Marry who you want, But Thank’s Obama. Shaq will get another one when he learn how to show and not be so stiff.
Kobe and Beyonce have alot in common. Maybe they should be friends?
@enkogkneegro
I’m not a Kobe fan, but i wonder why everyone who is always says that he can speak more than one language. OKAYYYYYYYY big deal, I know pleanty of people who speak more than just English, and I’m NOT talking spanish. Glad to see it amazes you. Shoot I understand some German and French.
My question is WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS???????
I don’t see them at the game, I NEVER see them with his wife. Don’t tell me he one of them dudes who can’t go around his parents with his wife,LMAO.
Shaquille O’Neal on his way to play with cleveland..where the ring will be won in 2009..thanks to james
***** all you Kobe haters NOW WHAT!
***** all you sore ***** Kobe Haters!!! All I got to say is that my summer will be great and yours not!!! This championship proves we are the ***** and that the celtics are not. Also we bet the ***** out of the celtics this year!!! Go Lakers!!
It doesn’t matter how many championships Kobe won or might win or how much money he has, he’s still a nasty ugly rapist. Something about him just reeks of evil.
Please stop the hate the lakers are the best and Kobe is best LA full of champs! Shaq is a hater and always will be but he is a champ to so *****in get over we won! Go lakers KOBE DID RAPE *****ODY MAYBE THE SORRY ***** MAGIC TEAM. LAKERS FOR LIFE!
A SHAQ TELL KOBE HOW HIS ***** TASTES!!!IF SHAQ GO TO THE CAVS IT COULD BE SOMETHIN, BULLS GO BIG MAN AND WE CANT BE STOPPED,WE ARE A CENTER OR POWER FOWARD AWAY FROM A CHAMPIONSHIP!!!CHICAGO BEARS 2009 LETS GET IT!!!
It depends on how you see the gl***** either half empty or half full. It could be that Kobe needed Shaq to win his 3 rings or……….it could also be said that Shaq needed Kobe to get his 3 rings…..its apparent that Shaq couldn’t win one by himself as Kobe did when was the franchise player in Orlando. He came to L.A. and with Kobe’s help got 3 rings, he left like a big ***** baby because he knew it was Kobe’s to to have and his big ***** pouted and talked ***** and pouted and talked more ***** and then his ***** was gone. he got in shape, the type of shape he should have been in when he was here but wasn’t and proved he could win a championship without Kobe……..but with a player whos style was similar to Kobe’s, cutting, slashing, aggressive and a highflyer. So now Shaq may go to Cleveland and play with Labron and he may play hard for one season and he may win another title but again he’ll be second fiddle to the true leader of the team as he was with Kobe as he was with Wade and if he does end up in Cleveland so he shall be with King James. Shaq was thought to be a franchise player when he came into the league but quickly proved to be to immature and *****made to be a true leader……..Shaq no doubt was a dominating presence for many a year and can still do some damage but has always lacked the determination and drive to go all out as have his teamates like Kobe and Wade with whom he’s gotten rings……Kobe has proved himself yet its Shaq who hasn’t proven he can carry a team and with his game in decline I doudbt he ever will….
It should have read that Shaq couldn’t win a championship when he was in Orlando like Kobe has just done here when he was the franchise player there.
Never do Shaq know that kobe is a mullti talented player…You cannot beef a player who’s compared inlike jordan era..Puts fear in players against him and shoots well whenever the heat is on him….To be frank,not only shaq beefed kobe…Many pple as well too tho..so he has answered his critics ,,so ya’ll gonna eat ur words
[...] Bossip: Shaq eats his words [...]
Congratz Lakers and fans!
FROM VA TO LA GO LAKERS GO STEELERS
BOTH MY TEAMS WON THE TITLE IN 2009.
BY THE WAY HI HATERS (SHAQ INCLUDED)
DO YOU REALLY THINK SHAQ IS HAPPY FOR KOBE (SHIIIT)
ONLY REASON HE GAVE PROPS BECAUSE HE’S WASHED UP
AND BEEFIN WITH VAN GUNDY, BUT HE CLOWNED KOBE LAST YEAR WHEN THE LOST, BUT IF YOU LISTEN TO SHAQ TALK, HE’S INCONSISTENT IN DIALOG. DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously, people. Twitter has a limit on 140 character you can type at a time. Besides congratulations (which is an obvious error), yur and rt are common spellings to allow for more words to be written…
Kobe, the sodomite rapist is a king. SOme people are pathetic.
Basketball in LA is about the “stars”. On every other coast it is about the fans and the kids that come out. In LA, they show rihanna’s ape face who just started coming to the games opposed to the lil boy or girl with the face paint, who’s up in nose bleed and been there the whole season. Fake *****es
Happy to see the Lakers take it …
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