Monday, February 18th, 2008

Coupled Up

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Selita Ebanks and her new boo New York Giants and dookie extraordinaire Osi Umenyiora were spotted doing some shopping. They actually make a cute couple once the thoughts of him pooping on her leaves the brain.

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Comments(128) on “Coupled Up”

  1. Autumn

    first!….

  2. Grace

    She just might be into that.

  3. PRTTYBRWNGIRL

    really. a very unflattering picture of her. she look like a human bobble head

  4. WiLLbeRight

    3rd

  5. cottage cheese thighs

    “They actually make a cute couple once the thoughts of him pooping on her leaves the brain.”

    _______________________________

    …huh??…what??

  6. WiLLbeRight

    maby not…

    People are just strange.

  7. Lady

    Im not impressed

  8. Lili

    LOL Already got him up in Cavalli…Not even mad at that girl.


  9. IT LOOK LIKE IT HURTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER!


  10. SHE BE FUCKING A BROTHER..THIGHS UP..WITH ALL OF THOSE POINTY BONES! LOL


  11. Why they look like Mike Tyson and Rihanna?? Lol!!!!

    What up mornin’ crew?


  12. I don’t think think of doodie when I see him. I’m thinking how fine and totally masculine he is unlike Nick.


  13. DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    WHAT IT DO??

  14. bree

    NO! dont post pics of Osi w/ her..i cant handle it. :-(


  15. LILI

    YOU KNOW!! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT, THIS IS ONE DETERMINED GOLDDIGGIN’ HEIFFER…BUT IF HE’S DUMB ENOUGH TO ALREADY BE TAKING HER SHOPPING THEN MORE POWER TO HER HOE ASS… I WONDER IF HE GETS TO DROP A PEBBLE ON HER FIVEHEAD FOR EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING HE BUYS… LOL

  16. puddl3s

    y they making faces like that in the 1st pic. I think Osi is actually considering da pooping thing lmao.

  17. SUPERstarshine

    I just finished reading the blog about Osi and that $h!t is nasty!

  18. and another one....

    He is on a whole another level of fine, that dookie story was nasty as all hell though and i couldn’t see a female lying about that not even superhead

  19. I'm Just Me

    HOLD UP!! THEY DID WHAT? HE DID WHAT TO HER? I MISSED SOMETHING HERE OR SOMEWHERE…AND WHO IS SHE?? I DON’T KNOW. THEY DO LOOK GOOD TOGETHER THOUGH!!

  20. Cage

    GIANTS BABY!!!

  21. Jay

    Osi be literally sh!ttin’ on biatches,lol

    hey, to each his own

  22. Cage

    LMAO yo i just now read that “dookie extraordinaire” part.. Bossip can occasionally get those lil phrases off…

  23. Mocha

    lol @ dropping poop ‘pebbles’ on her forehead ha ha

  24. Shatimae, Harlem NYC

    Who did he poop on? Why is this rumor out on Osi?

    Can someone name a name or tell me where this story came from?

    In any event, NY GIANTS ‘07 World Champs!!!

  25. PrettyMissSunshine

    can someone run back the dookie story to me please? I am lost!!!

  26. Grace

    If he is $hiting on her than she deserves to be taken shopping. I hope she ain’t doing that for free.

    The only men who hate on other men for taking a woman shopping are broke ass black men. That is the norm for white men. If that little $500 they spent in that store will break him then he need a new agent. Ballers make more than actors and singers. The actresses are just now figuring that out.

  27. Don King

    @ Grace, cosign, but minus the mean remark about broke brothers. They ain’t the only ones hating when a man take a woman shoppin.

  28. Lady

    The girl he use to shiit on posted a blog on some website blasting all their business about how he use to fly her in just to shiit on her.. He would make her get in the tub, then he would do his do on her.. He made her money for it, which less than nothing to me, to shiit on her… She claimed she needed the money so she was down with it..

    I know, gross right…? I think I know where to find the blog… Gimme a sec..

  29. Lady

    Correction***** He PAID her money for it..

  30. VicKaLiCiouS from

    He is CUTE! Is he nigerian or ghanaian?

  31. VicKaLiCiouS

    .

  32. Kompton's Kutie

    LMAO! @ “dookie extraordinaire” ….A Mess!!

    That is soooooo GROSS!!!!!

  33. LGD

    to: VicKaLiCiouS from] He’s Nigerian.

  34. Anon

    Co-sign at Grace except for the “ballers make more money then actors part”. In some cases that may be true but some actors like Denzel and Will Smith make upwards of $20 million dollars a film. Hell Halle even makes $15 mil. They make 1 movie and make MORE then half of those football players entire salaries. But those actors are the exception. I’m just sayin’.

    They do make a cute couple though. But LMAOOOO @ what “MS. Suger Walls” said about her bones potruding. Because I could not even imagine what those two even look like doing the nasty as big as he is and as skinny as she is. smdh

  35. kiki

    i sooooo dont think he looks good. he looks retarded, like he would enjoy shittin on someone.

  36. getyourhandouttamypocket

    “dookie extraordinaire”?!

    Ya’ll crazy as hell!


  37. Ok can some one fill me in on the dookie thing?I need a good laugh

  38. Lady

    Here is the blog a girl wrote about Osi allegedly doo dooing on her:

    ______________________________________________

    Osi and I] hooked up and he had an unusual request. He wanted to pee on me. I thought it was weird but I did so because he said he it would really turn him on and he would see me again if I did. After I did so in his bathroom he handled his business and asked me how I liked it. I said, “I don’t know how I feel about it. It was kind of crazy.”

    … Then I spent some time with him nearby while a music video was being shot at his house!! He wanted me to have sex with him and one of his brothers at the same time. He also wanted me to try it with another one of his teammates that was staying there … I did invite a friend to join us … and he wanted to DEFECATE on her in his bathtub. My GOSH she let him do it but I wanted no part. I’m a freak, but my gosh.

    The next time I was with him he offered me 3 grand if I let him defecate on me and I said no. He told me to leave and so I did. The next time he asked and I did and I accepted the 3 grand. And it became a regular thing.

    ____________________________________________

  39. Real Talk

    I bet that chick that got $hitted on is mad as hell. That could of been her shopping at Roberto Cavalli.

    Lame ass ducks of a baby momma.


  40. @Lady

    Thanks for the info. The thought of having to take a dump while haveing sex is not a good thought

  41. Cage

    @ Brother M: Whats good fam…


  42. @Cage

    Whats up Pimp? Man shittin on a chick has never been the works

  43. KIMBO SLICE

    Speaking of shitting! I gotta go now! Doodooing on hoes lol! Gotta try it

  44. Nita

    i am not feeling it. she needs to eat, she’s a grown woman with the ‘legs’ of an 11 year old. where is her shape? does she have anorexia? something is wrong.

  45. Nita

    @ Lady wrote, “The girl he use to shiit on posted a blog on some website blasting all their business about how he use to fly her in just to shiit on her.. He would make her get in the tub, then he would do his do on her.. He made her money for it, which less than nothing to me, to shiit on her… She claimed she needed the money so she was down with it..”

    in other words, she was a professional prostitute and not a girlfriend. i take it she put their business on blast when the truth bit her in the ass?

  46. Wondering

    He is still sexy! Look at those lips, that perfect brown complexion, his tall and masculine stature! Damn, she’s a lucky girl! I’ve been in love with this dude for years! I’m so jealous.

  47. Black Beauty

    I can’t believe you all believe a story just because it’s posted…especially by an EX-fling.

    Oh well…I think they look cute together…but Selita needs to EAT!

  48. Black Beauty

    Oh yeah…Osi just got like a 3 million or more pay raise…taking a chick to Cavalli for him is like a 9 to 5 dude taking a chick to Gallo.

  49. Lady

    @ black beauty

    In my post focus on the word “allegedly”..

    Never said I believed it, but no one will ever know unless of course a video gets leaked like r kellys did…

  50. Cage

    @ Brother M: Yeah i KNOW. I never understood the golden shower thing either.. That shit is a lil too extra… I mean watchin TV or eating a sandwich during sex is one thing…. lol…

  51. Grace

    Well unfortunately most of our actors do not make what ballers make. Denzel, Will and Halle are the only exceptions. The 3 of them can’t even form a basketball team. I think it’s safe to say that ballers make much more than actors.

  52. Lauren

    SUP YA’LL….YA FAVORITE GURL IS HAVIN A BAD DAY :( I NEED COMFORT :( …PRTTBRWNGIRL….MDADDY….PRTTYMISSSUNSHINE ??? WHERE YA’LL @?

  53. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Ol’ boy looks like a shitter!!!

    FREAK!

  54. Lauren

    EEEEEEEWWWWW THATS NASTY, DON’T DO IT SELITA!

  55. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ Lauren

    awwwwwwwwww booooo!!! Whats going on? What he do girl? You know Im only a SEPTA Transpass away!!! lol


  56. @Lauren

    Whats up boo? How are ya?

  57. PrettyMissSunshine

    :-)

  58. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ M-DADDY (Cyber Pimp)

    How have you been today? Haven’t really got a chance to holler at you.


  59. @Cage

    Dawg I cant get down with the golden showers either. Thats just plain gross. You might as well shit and piss in the middle of the bed then roll around and fuck in it


  60. @PrettyMissSunshine

    Hey miss lady. Whats shakin?

  61. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ M-Daddy (Cyber Pimp)

    Nothing much sweetie. Tired and want to go home. Don’t really feel like going to the gym but gonna make myself go anyway. Oh and I thin kI saw somewhere that you benched pressed 305 last night. I wonder where I saw that ? (being sarcastic) :-) but congrats!!! Other than that how hav you been? ANd you still aint holler at my girl FAW about Mr. Johnson yet either. lol Im not gonna start!!! lol

  62. Wondering

    @ VicKaLiCiouS

    He’s Nigerian.


  63. @PrettyMissSunshine

    See there you go again LOL. I was working out yesterday and the chick who I train asked me to show her

  64. OSI is FINE (AND WITH A SISTA)

    OSI is the finest NIGERIAN I have ever laid my eyes on. USUALLY the ones that I have come across are “BURPLE”/BLACKER than PURPLE, very unattractive,and DON”T use deoderant. I saw him on cribs and I was just in AWE of him. His accent is sexy when coming from a man that fine…but not so attractive when they are “BURPLE Looking”.

    But once I heard about his “DOO-DOO issues” I was like “IT FIGURES” Can’t no one be that fine and not be screwed up in some form or fashion. BUT HE IS FINE until the DOO DOO enters my mind.


  65. @lauren..hey girl. what’s wrong with you?

    I am so upset about this guy shitting on chicks. That is like the nastiest shit ever!

  66. anchored

    @bossip no humps on this chic oops, just missed the huge dome. oh my she might be the next super head lol. keep us alert on the G-Men please, they’re like superheros here. Pats 18-1 don’t forget

  67. OSI is FINE (AND WITH A SISTA)

    Osi looks as if he would just kill that little bobble head looking girl when having sex. She needs to get back with GAY Nick Cannon and let OSI get with someone who could handle a real man like him…LIKE ME!!!!!!!

  68. OSI is FINE (AND WITH A SISTA)

    CORRECTION—-

    No SH__TTING ON ME ALLOWED. Respect me and I will respect you BOO. I would most definately straighten his BAD HABITS out.

  69. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ southern belle check yo email. lol

    @ M-daddy (Cyber Pimp)

    see there you go starting again!!! lol Why the hell is eveeyone infactuated with your Johnson? If I didn’t have a boo, I would be inquiring my damn self!!! lol Did you show her?

  70. PrettyMissSunshine

    .


  71. @PrettyMissSunshine

    LOL nope. It was hella creepy Because when I bench press I close my eyes so I dont know how long she was standing there. I had on my usual shorst I where so I know what she was looking at

  72. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ M-daddy (Cyber Pimp)

    Imma outta here. I am gonna check back on this thread tommorow to see what you said.

    Goodnight everybody!!

    @ Lauren

    Hope you feel better!!!! :-)

  73. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ M-daddy (Cyber Pimp)

    lmao!!! Why didn’t you show her? and you know what you doing when you be wearing those damn shorts. You think you are so slick but I see right through you. LOL


  74. He looks like he’s not that into her anyway. I bet you they’ll be broken up in a month. I think he just wants to bang a Vicky model and if he needs to take her shopping then oh well…lets be real, that shopping spree is nothing to him…he likes to spend dough on chicks to get what he wants

  75. PrettyMissSunshine

    @ M-DADDY(Cyber Pimp)

    Imma deal with you tommorow, SNEAKY!!!! LOL

    Have a good night Mr. Johnson, oops I mean M-Daddy!!! :-)


  76. @PrettyMissSunshine

    SHUT UP!!! I wear them short all the time, this girl is a stalker LMAO


  77. @prettymiss…check your email.

  78. Lauren

    Hey ya’ll…sorry I had a meeting…but I’m crackin up at you Pretty Miss…lol…I know u only a Septa token away boo! lol!

    M-DADDY…U stayin out of trouble?

  79. Lauren

    @ Ms. Belle…can u belive this negro poopin on ppl like he some kind of animal?>??? UGH!!!!

  80. Lisa

    I thought Kim and Reggie caught fire, yall aint holding back on these two. He is cute, but that do do story is just horrible, even if it is a rumor he will forever be associated with that shit, LOL wrong choice of words.

  81. Lauren

    Thanks Pretty Miss….I’ll tell u all about it tomorrow!

  82. Sammy J Parker

    goldenchild,

    I agree…he does look like he just wants to bang a popular VS model. I seriously doubt he thinks she’s the bomb…sorta like when Chris Webber dated Tyra and cheated on her left and right..That popularity does something for their egos, but when they go home with the faces stripped of professional makeup and the heads stripped of thousand dollar weaves, they’ve got to deal with reality: a really tall, thin average looking girl.

    But, she seems like she knows she’s getting a bit of attention and she wants to savor it…I don’t think he’s buying her anything (though her ex said she’s a gold digger)….She just knows the camera is on her and she’s chosen a pseudo-celeb…If she could have gotten Eddie Murphy or Babyface, she would have had them too… She just likes attention…and I HATE that so many people copy the Olsens…dressing that way does NOT work on everyone…sure, hipster is a trend…go choose from the seven million other pieces! rolls eyes@ her tee and tattered straight legs.

  83. Tyrone M. Wild - Ron Paul 2008

    Can’t help but hear Dave Chapelle’s R. Kelly spoof:”this is a song about pissin’” in my head when i see this fool.


  84. @Lauren

    I’m tryin ma

  85. sho nuff da stuff

    Selita got that…”hahaha look at me now Nick” look on her face! He’s smiling cause he knows that he just spent chump change on her cheap ass….he didnt break no REAL bread on her ass. She’s easily impressed…lol He’s home dick’in her down now. She looking down at her bag on the floor happy than a mug….lol SMDH


  86. @lauren…he is a straight clown for shitting on these broads. but you know what, they are even nastier for letting it go down like that. GROSS! How you date a guy that you KNOW is a shitter? Maybe Shelita likes it too!! LOL


  87. @sho nuff da stuff

    Is that your real picture?


  88. Selita, read this:

    http://www.stacirobinson.com


  89. MOVIE 09

  90. Allia

    Huh, Wait, If a man took a shit on me I would literally KILL him. That crap is not even remotely funny.

    I really don’t believe someone would let a dude shit on them! I don’t care who he was.

  91. PIGFEET

    They won’t last long. *sighs*


  92. What if he had diarrea That would be all wrong

  93. PIGFEET

    But oh, he is FINE!

  94. Wenzel Dashington

    The NY Giants are going to be swimming in Hollywood ass all summer after taking apart the Patriots. Randy Moss is fighting his hos. lol


  95. Lol@ M-Daddy the cyber pimp!

    At least her pic looks original!

  96. amber86

    They make a cute couple!

  97. Lovely Queen

    I like them together. And yes she is skinny BUT she wouldn’t have a job with Victoria Secret if she put weight on. Yall saw how Tyra got the boot and she’s not fat (just fat according to model standards) Come on guys, lets use common sense!


  98. 1TruDiva

    I know huh?

  99. kigali

    @ Osi is fine

    Funny, I studied in London with all kinds of Nigerians and unlike alot of other West Africans, their complexions range. YOu must be confusing them for Ghanains who tend to be darker on average. Nigeria is a massive country. The most populated in Africa with hundreds of tribes. Most of my friends are from the North and some are dark and others look like they are afro-Arab. Nigeria is a mixed back.

  100. anchored

    she is nothing exotic. nick is probably like glad i got rid of that now time to get back to christina


  101. Her breast augmentation looks great! Without those two perfect breasts she would be working as a cashier in a clothing store at her local mall

  102. anchored

    y her dome so long and square yikes


  103. @Chuck

    I tried your link but it does not work. I really want to holla at your new site so try to get the link working!

  104. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    And why is Boo Boo still posted??? Come on with some All-star Basketball Bossip…and evidence.

    :)

  105. kigali

    @amber86,

    I went to that gravatar site you posted the other day and as you can see, it didnt work. What happened?

  106. truth101

    cute couple


  107. I bet he shits on her forehead before he leaves her!

  108. amber86

    @ Kigali

    Are you using the same email address on here that you sent up you gravatar with?

  109. ThatBKChick

    Shitty-Shitty Bang-Bang for real yah! LMAO

  110. kigali

    @amber86

    yeah i am.

  111. amber86

    @ Kigali

    Well Idk, it took mine about 15 mins to post did you select the pic and not just upload it?

  112. Jessie

    This dude is found at the interracial club mixedfriends.com a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.

  113. Jennifer

    Damn that female (trying not to say b*tch) is skinny

  114. Amber

    Did my gravatar work

  115. Amber

    YES!!!


  116. the gal is seen uploaded her naked pics at pinkmingle.com, there r a lot of her fans, hope she a good luck

  117. yes

    Selita’s from the Caymans

    dude looks ugly in these pics, he was cuter in the last post, i need one more time to make my final decision

  118. HOTSTUFF

    I really cannot stand Osi he just seems like a big mouthed jock and she’s a golddigger!!! It hasn’t even been months since she left Nick Cannon


  119. SHE IS SOOOOOOOO NOT ATTRACTIVE. OSI YOU CAN DO BETTER. SHE’LL BE TOSSED ASIDE BY MEMORIAL DAY.

  120. NotoriousOne

    I definitely DO NOT see what it is that dudes find attractive in these chicks! Gotta have some curves w/ a phatty in the back to make it work for me.

  121. Shatimae, Harlem NYC

    how do u get your picture up?

  122. PCD

    i met him the other day and i really didn’t get the poopy vibe from him…then again, some people are really great actors. if that is true, that would be disappointing because he came off as a great, intelligent and respectful young man

  123. HOTSTUFF

    GRACE….once again we agree…I think she’s into it if you’re paying the right price

    and PCD wasn’t nothing respectful about this shit talking jock… you see he goes and snatch a man’s ex-fiance up…I’m pretty sure he stills smells the stinch of Nick balls on her chin…

  124. Tealeaf

    Both of them look rough

  125. truself

    Men who like to rub up against bones are one step away from gay!!!!

    she has no breast, thighs or ass. She only one step away from a man. i bet amy winehouse is about her size.EWW~~

  126. jason 007

    @OSI is FINE (AND WITH A SISTA)

    OSI is the finest NIGERIAN I have ever laid my eyes on. USUALLY the ones that I have come across are “BURPLE”/BLACKER than PURPLE, very unattractive,and DON”T use deoderant. I saw him on cribs and I was just in AWE of him. His accent is sexy when coming from a man that fine…but not so attractive when they are “BURPLE Looking”.

    yo are such a stupid b*tch to say something like that. this shows that you another uneducated negro. my chic is from nigeria and if you see her she is way finer than you plus ur crackhead mother. stop generalizing and grow up. how will you like it if they said all the black chics are all hood rat,uneducated,known for making babies without a dad and most of them being ugly for real and thing they are fine. get a life and go back to school for real.

  127. PIMP DADDY

    COME ON DOOKIE YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN DEEZ SCRAPS.

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