Kelis is in the Poor House

Posted on June 18th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Divorces, Kelis, Nas, News

Kelis and Nas

As we reported on Tuesday, Kelis is in bad need of some money. She just filed her financial statements with the courts in order to force Nas to help her out.

How is she supposed to go shopping, party in St. Barths, hire a personal chef and keep her kool-aid dye job lookin’ right if she doesn’t have any money coming in? Come on, Nas, you know you gotta keep the cash flowing.

Kelis has just filed her financials with the court, making her case to get support and baby expenses from estranged hubby Nas.

Kelis says from 11/08 to 4/09, her average monthly income was $21,616. Hardly poor, but way less than what she and Nas were pulling in while she was with him.

Kelis, who is ready to give birth, has some pretty hefty expenses — $80,831 a month … way more than she says she makes.

Kelis says she hasn’t toured in a year and most of her income comes from her concerts.

Kelis says she spends $14,861 on her mortgage. Her nanny costs $3,500 a month. She spends $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations — not too shabby. And she says it cost $175 to have the “baby rug dry cleaned.”

And there’s this … Kelis says she wants to buy “storage to bank the baby’s blood when he is born. The banking is the collection and storage of the stem cells found in the baby’s umbilical cord.” It’s used to treat 70 life-threatening diseases. It all costs $$$

This chick is something else. She’s going for the jugular. Hope Nas has a killer @ss lawyer. Maybe he needs to contact Tameka Foster.


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  • Derrick

    1st. Please, I could retire very comfortably on $21,000 per month.

  • sepiaesthetica

    First?

  • kimberley

    Too much drama for a woman to go thru while pregnant

  • The Butcher

    This is why you need a prenup!!

    Money hungry hoes that want a life they could never afford.

  • http://www.myspace.com/getlikemeceo.com Damari

    Well she better slang that thang to feed that kid .

    Bust out that milkshake why don’t you . Aint no mo stimulus plan pimpin , that was a one time thing

  • Nigga Said

    Kelis needs to stop being greedy and adapt and overcome. a quarter million a year is more than enough to take care of herself and Im sure Nas will take care of his seed.

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    Who is she entertaining for $15,000 a month. If I was a judge, I’d throw this ish out. Nas only has to make sure she and the baby are ok. He doesn’t have to fund her habits. She’s listing wants and not needs. Many people live well on $21k per month. She’s just spoiled and is giving women a bad name. Stand up and raise your child. Get a f* job and set an example to your child of what a strong woman is.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    THE BYTCH AINT BROKE , SHE JUST A GREEDY BYTCH!

  • MAYBE I’M YOUR BABY MAMA !!!

    I am glad she wants to bank the cord blood…more Black people should do this…..

    If you make someone “accustom” to a certain lifestyle in your marraige, you can best beleive the are looking for that to remain after the divorce.

  • Journey

    IT’S OFFICIAL: Kelis has lost her mind. I understand her rage being pregnant and all, as women I think we all can however the only thing she should receive from Nas is child support. She lost me with the 15K for entertainment exspenses.

  • PRPPLE, just call me TADOW

    Kelis you need to support yourself, if you cant pay for all that shyt you need to downgrade, yall was NOT married long enough for you to get accustomed to his lifestyle. she is sounding real thirsty!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    JADE SILVER!
    HEY DARLING ,I FEELING YOUR POST , THATZ SOLID SISTA!

  • BlackFriday

    She pays 15,000 dollars a month for house in ATL????? The baby rug needed cleaning already? it aint even born yet. 15,000 in entertainment? She must be accustomed to making it rain on hoes with Hundred dollar bills…

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    She better sell some of her damn jewelry to pay for her bad habits.

  • Get married!!!!

    Get everything that’s LEGALLY yours. Obviously Nas liked her milkshakes ’cause he put a ring on it!

    Be a man Nas take care of your wife and kid! Only idiotic women give it away for free and triflin’ a** men don’t take of their responsibility.

    $21000 a month is only chump change to Nas. he can afford it!!!

  • Be Original

    The same way she got used to living the “good life”, is the same way she can get used to being a regular chick again that cuts hooks on rappers’ albums. Get over yourself Kelis. I’m sorry, I’m still not convinced Nas is 100% to blame for the demise of this marriage given the way she’s acting. I’m sure he’s going to take care of his child, b/c the mother of his other kid never said he was a bad father. Nas should just get full custody of the kid. That way he won’t have to shell out that amt. of money. LOL. Isn’t that what Rev. Run did? I think that’s probably part of the reason his kids live w/he and Justine.

  • http://www.imeem.com/mrslatiayates missunderstood

    OMG! Nas done f*cked w/ the wrong one! Whatever he did to her, I find her to be acting like the definition of “a woman scorned”. Stem cell storage? Really? 15K a month on “entertainment”? Her entertainment is more than her mortgage???? WTF?
    AND to top it all off, she makes 20 grand a month and she can’t live off that??? She even wants expenses for cleaning the babie’s rug???
    Yeah, he did something foul to this woman, and she is out for blood….smh… mmm mmm mmm

  • MAYBE I’M YOUR BABY MAMA !!!

    tTo me 15,000 a month does not seem unreasonable.
    Do you expect the women to take all her girlfriends and there kids to the local Chuck E Cheese after she has been used to living high on the hog for so long?
    ok..they were not married for long BUT she IS having his seed and put her career on hold to support his.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    This is sad :-(

    I feel for this ni@@a Nas…

    Damn shame because at the beginning of this relationship (*like EVERYBODY else whose relationship has ended badly), he never foresaw things ending like this…

    When you have lots of assets or make a lot of money you HAVE TO get a prenup… As “unromantic” as that sounds you have to protect yourself in the event that things don’t go as planned and your relationship doesn’t withstand the test of time…

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ Glok9n… Hello my darling. Yeah this chick is crazy. If I get divorced, I’ll make sure that I can maintain myself. That’s a bigger payback to any man is knowing that she is doing good without you.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    I don’t even get damn child support nor do I need child support.
    _________________________________________

    @tb

    Why did you choose to got that route? = Not trying to get child support and going through the court system?

    and

    Why do you have a white boy in your gravatar pic.?

  • Friends with benifits is stupid!

    GO Kellis-you are his wife. Don’t listen to these jealous women who give it up for free!!!!

  • NIK

    I don’t understand why she doesn’t have any money? Didn’t she do her own thing at some point?

  • Ieshia

    And she says it cost $175 to have the “baby rug dry cleaned

    NOW YOU KNOW SHE IS BUGGIN

  • http://www.imeem.com/mrslatiayates missunderstood

    @Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators – Good morning :)

    I agree, but I just feel like her demands are SO far-fetched and unreasonable! She has to be coming from a place of hurt or pain. I can’t imagine asking for a measley $175 for carpet cleaning??? I just think she’s f*cking with him for some reason…

  • Angee

    *She spends $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations — not too shabby. And she says it cost $175 to have the “baby rug dry cleaned*

    Excessive BS that she does not need!!!

  • Nas should have took care of home.

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ Glok9n…Pregnancy is a difficult time and some men fail to rise to the occassion. When your woman is preggo it’s not about you. So if you are one of those selfish types, things will go very wrong for you. Also, a woman is very sensitive and raw at this stage so if you let her down at this very important stage, she will leave you. If you can’t love and respect her when she’s bringing your child into this world, she loses respect for you. And as you know, women forgive but we don’t forget.

  • What?

    Cord blood banking is a good idea…so I see that as a justified cost decision. Nas should WANT that. It’s his child.

    (but) Here’s an idea…why pay a nanny? I have two kids and don’t use a nanny. I’m their mother!

  • Get married!!!!

    @What?
    Here’s an idea…why pay a nanny? I have two kids and don’t use a nanny. I’m their mother!
    __________________________________________________

    Someone has to help her if she starts up her career.

  • Mrs. Rance

    This is what he gets for trying to buy this b*tch in the first place. I hope they both go broke trying to finance their ridiculous lifestyle and the nanny runs off with the child. And this negro tries to act like he is all enlightened. In my defense I have always thought he was an uneducated ignoramus.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Shaq’s wife and Juanita should teach classes at the local community college for these birds.

  • what happened to my name?

    nas is so brilliant but he’s so low class. only a low class n*gga would marry trash like kelis. this b*tch married him to boost her career and she got pregnant because she knew he was going to dump her old looking azz! it was always about his money!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    I LOVE YOU JADE SILVER!
    SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE BLK WOMAN, BUT WE DONT TRY TO BE STUCK ON STOOPID WHEN IT COMES TO YOU AND PREGNANCY, WE SIMPLY DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND YOUR MOOD SWINGS AND ITS NOT JUST AROUND YOU BEING PREGGO EITHER!

  • Nas is wrong

    People are so mean to black women. End of story.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Juantia’s course would be “Obtaining financial gain AND keeping your dignity.”

    Shaq’s wife’s course would be–Record keeping to obtain financial gain.”

  • nobody cares

    i love kelis, but you make $21000 a month, some people don’t bring in $2000 a month and support an entire family on that. if you’re not the breadwinner, maybe you should buy things you can afford, WTF do you need a $14000 mortgage for, and $15000 in entertainment. i make good money and don’t think i spend that much on entertainment in a year, plus celebrities get into all sorts of shyt for free…keep it funky and just say you want lots of clothes and cars

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    Nas is soo unlucky in LOVE :-(

    2 kids and 2 baby momma’s… SMH

    I feel sorry for the next women he’s gonna date…

    He’s gonna have that = “I don’t love them ho’s” mentality/attitude…

  • B’More

    kelis should be ashamed of herself. single mothers allover the country survive with more kids than she has, and with WAY less money per month. and that “cord blood” banking nonsense is bullshit, too. plenty of single mothers have healthy babies without doing that shit, too. and she’s complaining because she won’t have money to “get the baby rug cleaned”? unless the judge is a woman, no self respecting or smart judge would pay those demands any mind. people need to stop and think why exactly is Nas cutting the cash flow completely? he’s not doing it just for the hell of it. there’s an underlying story here that kelis is not being truthful about, and she’s using her pregnancy to gain sympathy from the public. Nas is not a deadbeat. there is a reason why he’s not giving her any money.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @GET MARRIED
    “Only idiotic women give it away for free…”
    _______________________________________________________________

    Give what away for free?

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    I see my peeps finally decided to step in this piece!!

  • Whut?

    mo money mo problems…i wonder why they split to begin with

  • Me No Likey “When Bossip is on some Bullshit”

    Good Morning 1 True! Don’t even get caught up in the black/white woman haterade saga.

    I think Kelis does deserve some support but some of these claims are just foolish- it is sensible to have a nanny and bank the babies blood.

    Again all this mess while you are pregnant and about to become Parents- makes me feel so much pity for BOTH of them. This should be one of the happiest times in their life.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    MAN!!! what up?

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @BG

    Wut up dawg?

  • Jade Hummingbyrd

    Kelis needs to start living within her means. That’s NAS’S money. Not hers. She better learn to cut costs….pawn that engagement ring…she doesn’t need it anymore since she and Nas aren’t together anymore…why does she have a nanny costing $3500 a month when the baby hasn’t even been born yet? Here’s a novel idea; raise the baby YOURSELF. Dry cleaning a BABY RUG??? LOL LOL LOL Somebody please tell me what planet Kelis is from? She must not have any legal counsel because any lawyer she’s paying that would allow her to make these ridiculous requests is also another expense that she shouldn’t be racking up.

  • Where Yo Boss At You Disgruntled B1tch?

    Dang Kelis! Right about now… you’re looking like you could be on Maury or any television refuge for thirsty @ss hoodrats.

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators
    _________________________

    I went to school and I have a great career…what do I need a man for again? Why should my child be going back and forth? I’ve seen that happen with my neice and she is emotionally damaged.

    As far as your other question……it’s an avatar…There is not need for me to put my pic on the internet. Everything that goes on the internet stays there and I would rather not have my pic on it.

  • MochaDreams

    I use to have a lot of respect for Kelis, but she is turning out to be a real joke. I don’t understand why these women think it’s cute to just sit around and spend their man’s money when they are capable of making their own. Now, she’s claiming she’s broke… I hope she doesn’t get a dime from him other than child support, because she had an opportunity to build more security for herself.

  • Taylor

    She is broke. 22,000 a month is not a lot of money for a “star” to live off of.

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ Glok9n…hubby is more understanding this time. We had a big laugh the other day because I woke and began to set the house on fire. Throwing things and yelling. I also don’t know why I did but the only answer I could give is that ‘I’ve been possesed by demons’.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TB
    “I went to school and I have a great career…what do I need a man for again? ”
    ______________________________________________________________

    Reading this sentence alone almost sound like you feel a man is only good for what his “career” can provide.

    I could be wrong tho. Just how it look after reading that statement.

  • Me No Likey “When Bossip is on some Bullshit”

    Cord Banking Blood is NOT BULLSHIT….for all those who don’t know about this LIFE SAVING OPTION, PLEASE READ and GET EDUCATED ON THIS.

    If you are pregnant, considering having a baby- PLEASE research banking your babies cord blood and ASK your DR for the information and the paperwork.

    Cord Blood- is effective in battling Lymphoma, Auto Immune Disease(s), Sickle Cell Anemia and Juvenile Diabetes.

    Get Educated!

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    Damn, I’m a female and I feel sorry for some men sometime! Like I couldn’t be a man today with my woman brain because no HO could play me!!

    I never liked Kelis for Nas. I personally think Nas makes bad choices when it comes to women and he stays getting played by them.

    Nas, after this, just stay single cuz it looks like somebody done put some roots on yo ass.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    She is broke. 22,000 a month is not a lot of money for a “star” to live off of.
    _____________________________________________________
    22k is enough for anyone with good sense to make it off of.

  • Mrs. Rance

    @GET MARRIED
    “Only idiotic women give it away for free…”
    ******************************
    Only prostitutes sell it.

  • CAT EYES

    I just feel more sorry for this baby every day-his or her parents are both so immature,what could they possibly teach him/her?
    Also @ Misunderstood
    Have fun on your one night stand with your husband.My husband and I do this all the time-it keeps things interesting!If you really wanna freak,try putting on a different wig and some clothes you don’t ordinarily wear-believe me,he will reward you handsomely!!lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @MRS. RANCE
    “@GET MARRIED
    “Only idiotic women give it away for free…”
    ******************************
    Only prostitutes sell it.”
    ____________________________________________________________

    That’s what I was thinking.

    (although I’m a staunch advocate for legalized prostitution)

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Good Morning People,
    First off this is outrageous and no judge in their right mind will award these things to her. I f anything Nas will be responsible for paying the mortgage until she gets back on her feet and then they will split it. He will pay child support.
    As far as:
    15,000 for entertainment and vacations/month-not happening

    3500/month for nanny- why not take care of your own child and when you are working he can go to his dad and if yall both working at the same time why not have them go to grandparents house etc. rather than some complete stranger.

    175 for rug cleaning- why would you even have carpet in the baby room? Instead of dry cleaning it nearly every two weeks how bout installing some bamboo flooring that is more healthy for breathing, requires less maitenance, and can even get you a tax break for going green.

  • http://www.myspace.com/ocky_j Octavia

    Since when have nannies, entertainment, gifts, and vacations been necessities?

    Now the umbillical cord bank IS a valid expense.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    (although I’m a staunch advocate for legalized prostitution)
    _______________________________________________
    LMAO!!! I still wouldn’t buy it if they had it at Safeway!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    what do I need a man for again?
    _____________________________________________

    @tb

    Girl, you don’t want to be “loved”?

    You don’t believe in “love” anymore?

    About your “avatar”, I just wondering out of all the things that you could of put on/in it why you chose a white boy or is that a pic of your child?

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    LADY A!!!

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    LOL @ Man early in the morning? Are Cougars an endangered species?

  • Jupiter_Butterfly

    you aint hardly broke living off of 21k a month.

  • Lisa Vee

    As for the unbilical cord….$0 ( put it in a cleaned sterilized mayonnaise jar)…..

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    What is Kelis doing that she needs a nanny now?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Man I just dont care™

    @LADY A
    Wut up? Wut’s good with you?

    Hey songbird…no notes today…BG must have scared you off….smh…I’m good though..more cost estimates :(

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ MAN
    The oldest profession known to man! You’re right it aint going away!

  • SoooSassy

    The law is a joke….this broad doesn’t deserve shyt, BUT some child support. Get a fu**ing job. The world is dying for another whack azz cd Kelis!!!!! That’s why regular ladies have it so hard….even a fool working at McDonald’s be lookin’ at us like we’re gold diggin’ cuz these celebrity broads are always in the news tryin’ to stack their dough in the name of heartache! Give me a break!!!

  • Mrs. Rance

    Consider this. Basically Kelis is saying she needs at least 40k a month in support. T.I. just got ordered to pay 3k a month to one of the baby mama’s in his stable. 50 pays like 5k to his baby mama. Does Nas make more than them? Hells no. It sounds like both of them were/are living above their means. She won’t get money from him because that negro will be broke real soon at the rate they are spending.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    BG!!!!

  • Jupiter_Butterfly

    my lord !

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Hey BG!!

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Morning Morning (JB/Lady A/Glok-Praying thats the real you/Man IJDC/Leshia/Me No Likey…hell everybody:)

    Divorce is hard! We joke and ish (I know I was) but I been there also. That shyt is like a death. Couldn’t imagine doing it in front of millions of ppl.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @JB
    “LOL @ Man early in the morning? Are Cougars an endangered species?”
    _______________________________________________________________

    Actually, I have the wildlife reserver for them to increase “mating”…

  • MAYBE I’M YOUR BABY MAMA !!!

    Lisa Vee

    As for the unbilical cord….$0 ( put it in a cleaned sterilized mayonnaise jar)…..

    SATAN I REBUKE YOU !!!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    HEY JB!

  • Journey

    I understand for a celebrity 21K is considered poor. I’m just dissapointed in the way she has chosen to handle her divorce (media circus). True, she is not some thirsty jump off she is married to Nas. She wasn’t a broad trying to get knocked up. Kelis went from being “Bossy” back to old her “I hate you so much right now!”

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Actually, I have the wildlife reserver for them to increase “mating”…
    ___________________________________________________

    Well save me an acre or two

  • num1dominicano

    she’s lunchin’…..

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SMOOVEE SAYZ!
    LOL ITS ME , DAMN I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN ALREADY SUGAR ,HEY THERE !

  • Rrrrroe Ski Love-

    The reason why Oprah and Tyra and Halle aren’t married is because they are about the money. Women are the real selfish creatures of the earth, always plotting their next step. If you notice that once a woman reaches fortune and fame, the men disappear. They have no interest in becoming married, because they are afraid that the men will do to them what they do to us. Any brother that is getting married and is somewhat paid-get yourself a PRENUP or else suffer the consequences. I know I did.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @SMOOVEE

    What’s up?

  • yo

    last time a check she can’t make money if she pregant. 2. if she makes money on concerts then her not being able to work is also his problem. I love how a women has to make her own money but she got a husband that make money then she fall back from her career and make babies. kelis did it right she married him took a break and had a baby. so now she needs to get a job. no. NAS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF HIS BUSINESS.

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Glok…
    I was tryin to decipher yesterday lol
    thought it might have been a troll or something
    they lurk among us:)

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ Lisa Vee–

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! You owe me an apple juice for that!

    Lol!!!!

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ Man I just dont care™

    I don’t get what my statement had to do with a man. How did it make you feel that way…if I said that I went to school and I have a great career…where does a man come in to play?

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Any brother that is getting married and is somewhat paid-get yourself a PRENUP or else suffer the consequences. I know I did.
    __________________________________________________

    Did you get a pre-nup or did you suffer teh consequences?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    The most she will get is probably 10k a month…since they were married….

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Smoovee is in the building!!

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    @ Lisa Vee

    Not the good lemonade mayo jar?

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    last time a check she can’t make money if she pregant. 2. if she makes money on concerts then her not being able to work is also his problem. I love how a women has to make her own money but she got a husband that make money then she fall back from her career and make babies. kelis did it right she married him took a break and had a baby. so now she needs to get a job. no. NAS SHOULD TAKE CARE OF HIS BUSINESS.
    __________________________________________________
    KNOCK KNOCK!!! Punctuation POLICE…SEARCH WARRANT!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TB
    “I don’t get what my statement had to do with a man. How did it make you feel that way…if I said that I went to school and I have a great career…where does a man come in to play?”
    ____________________________________________________________

    *blank stare*

    Um.. you said that you went to school and have a great career… AND YOUR NEXT STATEMENT WAS “WHY DO I NEED A MAN?”

    I guess the better question is what does you having an education and a career have to do with you needing a man?

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ Lady–

    I’m waiting for you to tell me how to change my name.

    Jennifer has long left the building!

  • mane

    Silly woman!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    MIJDC,
    nah you may be thinking of another type of cost estimate…Our accountant tallies hours spent on drawings and things…I’m doing a building cost estimate…Gotta account for all building materials being used in the design and estimate how much it will cost to build this thing.

  • …..

    OH MY KELIS IS TOO MUCH SHE IS NOT PLAYING WITH NAS AND I HOPE NAS GOT SOME MONEY CAUSE HE IS NOT BALLIN POOR GUY THATS WHY U GOTTA BE CAREFUL WHO U MARRY LOL.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ LADY A
    nah you may be thinking of another type of cost estimate…Our accountant tallies hours spent on drawings and things…I’m doing a building cost estimate…Gotta account for all building materials being used in the design and estimate how much it will cost to build this thing.
    ___________________________________________________
    Now how much could PLAYLAND at Mickey D’s actually cost?

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Radio Dj just said that NAs got 11 mil for his last contract withthe record label. So I thin khe is straight.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SMOOVEE !
    THAT WAS ME ALRIGHT AND THAT TROLL FUKD THE THREAD UP,… IT WAS GETTING GOOD! I WAS WAITNG FOR YOUR RESPONSE!…YEAH THE ARE AMONGST US ,..INFACT YOU MIGHT BE TALKING TO THEM UNAWARE!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @LADY A
    “MIJDC,
    nah you may be thinking of another type of cost estimate…Our accountant tallies hours spent on drawings and things…I’m doing a building cost estimate…Gotta account for all building materials being used in the design and estimate how much it will cost to build this thing.”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Nah, it’s exactly the same. At my Dad’s job after they design a building they come up with a matrix of several different materials they can use in different parts of the buildings.

    The accounts do cost estimates on all the scenarios and then my dad determines which route to go. It saves the architects a step in the process so they can work on more designs. At least that is the theory.

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Good Morning…

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    VEE!!!

  • Tee

    Someone said that there are people that dont make in a year what this chicks expenses are .. its a shame .. really .. that they cant work this out .. without involving the court.

    If Kelis lives with a 14K mortgage .. and she cant afford to pay it .. than she needs to move to a place she can afford. Nas shouldnt have to pay for her lifestyle. Surely he will pay CHSUP, and if not that can be court ordered .. but all that other stuff , ie: entertaining .. Kelis can forget that.

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ Man I just dont care™
    ______________________________

    Perhaps, if I was talking to you in the first place, you would have understood.

  • RED FOXXX

    A mans job is to take care of his family. But, ladies you should always have your own going into a marriage or relationship, you never know what may happen. I was always taught to never depend on a man. What he does is extra! Educate yourselves and make that money the right way!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    MIJDC,
    I see what you mean. We have a project managers who do all the specs and cost estimates…I think they are training me to be all around designing and project management. I’m scared for when they start me on spec writing….smh

  • Nicole

    It’s interesting to read so many hate on Kelis for asking for assistance from Nas. If you have a problem with her requests, then maybe you should lobby for divorce proceedings/statutes to be altered. This is the natural course for divorces, especially those with high income participants. Further, everyone congratulates Juanita (Michael Jordan’s ex-wife) for her windfall. So what is the problem here? I’m not here to bash anyone, but a lot of comments are half-thought out and show a lack of education and understanding that this is just how divorces go. And the same rules apply if the woman was the main wage-earner and the husband is seeking support for himself and the kids. This version just doesn’t happen all that often.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    hey Vee!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TB
    “Perhaps, if I was talking to you in the first place, you would have understood.”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Perhaps… OR you should just READ comments instead of posting them. Something like that might be better for you.

  • HotTea

    Nice pic! Thats WHAT HAPPENS when you flaunt ur sh*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Karma!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Young Obama

    Man it’s cheaper to keep her,

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ Lady–

    Thanks!

    @ bg–

    Imma poke you in your right eye at 4:17pm today!

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Hey 1 tru diva!!

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Hey BG! Your screen name…SMH, lol.
    Hey Glok-my cyber-Baby Daddy~! How are u?
    Hey ManIJDC, Lady A, JB, Smoovee, Slide–anyone I missed.
    I’m checking in for my weekly b.s. session:-)
    I don’t care about Kelis, sorry. I mean yes: Nas should help her out if she’s truly broke but at the same time, folks should always have a Plan B, and she clearly doesn’t.

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Man I just dont care

    What is your problem with black women? I’ve said this before gold-diggers come in all colors. I know plenty of ‘black women’ who have their own stacks so please dont stereotype us! With that way of thinking you will never have a good woman!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @VEE

    what up?

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Nicole
    Decent point! I don’t study divorce proceedings. My extent of knowledge of this subject ends with tv divorce court. Juanita Jordan got what she got without airing out all of her bizz. Divorce is bad, but it doesnt have to be this messy

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    Perhaps… OR you should just READ comments instead of posting them. Something like that might be better for you.
    ____________________________________________________
    Proofreading was taught to me at an early age!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ TRU!!!
    LOL! I would make a POKE JOKE but it’s too easy! LOL

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Hey Vee:)

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    The thing though is that Nas and Kelis have been married for five years with no babies. When your marriage is in trouble, you know. It’s not something that happens overnight. So maybe Nas’ reluctance to take care of her might stem from that. I read an article somewhere that said Kelis fell pregnant to try and save an already troubled marriage. Now I think we all know that babies don’t save marriages.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Hey JB!

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    Yo seriously in this time of recession this aint exactly making me shed a tear for Kelis ?? I mean for real she can`t even get my lip to quiver for this bull sheet !

    Yo Kelis better scale the fucc down and leave us ouuta this !

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    WOW! TB
    Tell em why you mad son!!!

  • http://bossip.com This some shhhh…

    NAS Escobar, you better handle that bird. She’s getting to far from the cage.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    LMMAO @ SLIDE
    YOU ASK ALL KIND OF QUESTIONS!..LOL

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ bg
    _____

    Every time I come on here Man always has to try and single me out…Like, what’s the problem? I’m not mad. I really could care less about that fool. He or she is getting on my nerves more than anything else.

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Morning Sistas, ay Kelis is Kelis, you all are judged by your own individual actions, all love from me… I back black…

    GLOK GENERAL – SALUTE

    007 – SALUTE

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @Glok-yep its me Boo. Oh yeah-this rain is off the hook! It’s also chilling and damp–and it’s June?!?!? I don’t know, SMH. But u right: this is awesome love-making/baby-making weather :-)

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ Nicole–

    **since I was the one who bought up Juanita, I’ll take it that your comment was in reference to mine**

    Girl bye!

    You need fiber in your life!

    **cybering Nicole a bowl of oatmeal**

    Enjoy!!!!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    JADE!
    YOU SAYING HAVING A BABY IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE IS THE CAUSE OF THESE PROBLEMS,… IF SO I AGREE!!

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    Cyber fight ! Anybody got cyber pop corn … like cyber henny .. oh just fight !

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ Slide…Hmmm. I don’t want to get beat up but the problem we as Africans have with Americans is that some still believe we live in a jungle with elephants and lions in our backyards.
    Email me msetlhake@rmbprivatebank.com. I could say something but I keep writting and deleting my comments, so I’d rather talk privately on this topic.

    No, we don’t get BET. I subscribe to DSTV (Satellite service) and I only get Channel O, MTV, MTVBase, VJH1 and Trace. And no, you don’t sound stupid.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ bg–

    I DID kinda walk into that, didn’t I?

    Lol!!!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    “She spends $15,000 a month on entertainment, gifts and vacations —”

    Get a job Kelis.

  • http://thepressfire.blogspot.com/ scoop

    It’s cheaper to keep her.

    Kelis has made a lot of her own money and I am sure she isn’t broke, but I feel that the child should live the same lifestyle as a combination of BOTH parents’ incomes.

    Nothing like a woman’s scorn

  • RED FOXXX

    Good Morning

    Pimpin and everybody!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WILLIE PIMP! SALUTE!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    They were so happy together before the kids.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ TB
    Text can be easily be misinterpreted, I’m sure if you guys read each others comments and think about them in different aspects, then things will be cool! He’s good people. BTW I never knew you were a lady

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Nicole,
    You can’t begin to compare the two honestly…Juanita was married to Mike for 17years and got with him before he blew up in the NBA. They even got married ina lil las vegas chapel and stuff. On top of that she worked for the Bar Association and worked for real estate and invested in real estate while she was with Jordan bringing even more money into their marriage. They equally agreed to her large settlement because Mike felt she deserved that much. She raised their three children and worked on top of her husband making all of that money. Really what has Kelis done?

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    VEE!
    AWW MAN VEE I WISH I WAS BACK ,..I’LL BE THERE SOON IN JULY !

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WILLIE PIMP! SALUTE!

    GLOK GENERAL, ALL WAYS AN HONOR TO SEE YOU AT THE ROUND TABLE!!!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    PIMPIN-SALUTE!!!

  • john hope franklin

    yall goin’ in on each other huh? lol

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ Glok9n…
    JADE!
    YOU SAYING HAVING A BABY IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE IS THE CAUSE OF THESE PROBLEMS,… IF SO I AGREE!!
    —————————————————
    I think you have to be stable because when you decide to have a baby, it takes a lot out of you emotionally, physically, mentally and spiritually. So if you are already unstable and insecure, you will find it much harder to control the situation around you. Have a baby if you want to, but have it for the right reasons.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Hey Brooklyn, Vee, Smoovee

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ VEE
    You sure did, but it aint Friday yet, so I choose to spare you with my lewdness LOL

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Good Mawnin’, Pimpin Willie-SMH at your screenname too, lol

    Morning Bossladee, lovely to see you up in here *Grabs KDB stamp of approval*

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    Timberwolves .. not tombowolves … crack is heckva drug .. especially at 10:26 a.m.

  • a darius somewhere

    hope u ladies learned sothing….. milkshakes only brings boys to the yard, not stability,lol

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    *day*

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    YOU ASK ALL KIND OF QUESTIONS!..LOL
    _______________________________________________

    @Glok9n

    Cousin, I’m just an inquisitive type dude… I dunno

    People on here be doing and saying very interesting things that causes me to ask why…

    I don’t know it’s just the way I am…
    *shrugs shoulders*

    I think it makes for interesting conversation sometimes and plus it makes the time fly…

    I just be trying to have fun on here…

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    SNOOP!

  • http://thepressfire.blogspot.com/ scoop

    I’M REALLY GETTIN TIRED OF BOTH OF THEM.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    What in dee hell?

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Lady A

    Whatz up chick? :)

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @BG-nah, you’re just being nice cuz its still early: I get the feeling that the ledness will jump off soon :-) Which is cool cuz I might miss Freaky Friday :-(
    @PimpinWillie-Ouch! That stamp hurts, but thanks for your seal of approval. Put it a lil higher on my thigh next time, lol.
    -Oh I’m sleepy…won’t be here much longer. Zzzz…

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    @ Bg
    @ Man

    That dude spree was that dude with the Knicks but that statement he made was fuggin priceless ” I cant feed my family on 12 million ” !

    Nucca are you crazy !

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ VEE
    Now why you would you miss the best day of the week?

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WILLIE PIMP!
    IM SIR LANCELOT, SITING AT THIS ROUND TABLE , FEASTING ON THIS WISDOM FROM SISTAZ LIKE JADE SILVER!

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)
    ___________
    To answer your question…I’m Jamaican and I live in Florida.

    Love the gangsta in you, you cool with me, nice to meet you lady!

    Pimpin Snoop – SALUTE!!!

  • …..:)

    NAS SHOULD JUST TAKE CARE HIS SON AND STUFF THAT REGARDS HIM ONLY AND JUST PAY THE MORTGAGE OR SOMETHIN AND NOTHIN ELSE,HE IS NOT THAT RICH AND ONLY OBLIGATION IS TO HIS SON.
    LOL @IESHIA THAT CARPET COMMENT WAS TOO MUCH SHE ACT LIKE THE BABY CRAWLING ALREADY.

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Morning Pimpin and Snoop!!

    Snoop did you call out sick yesterday to attend the parade?

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @PimpinWillie-Ouch! That stamp hurts, but thanks for your seal of approval. Put it a lil higher on my thigh next time, lol.

    I got you, all these e-shots with the fellas got my aim off a lil bit, it still was soft as charmin!

  • notsomuch

    @Tee

    If Kelis lives with a 14K mortgage .. and she cant afford to pay it .. than she needs to move to a place she can afford. Nas shouldnt have to pay for her lifestyle. Surely he will pay CHSUP, and if not that can be court ordered .. but all that other stuff , ie: entertaining .. Kelis can forget that.

    ————————–
    It’s a house not a rental so she can’t just up and move. It’s going to take time for her to reduce her expenses from living in a two income home. Now that 15k in entertainment, she’s probably just shooting high.

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @Whoa-agreed, 100%. You have to respect the chica looking back at you in the mirror-can’t hang a Coach bag or attach a Benz to that. It’s priceless!

    Hey Snoop!

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    Snoop did you call out sick yesterday to attend the parade?
    _________

    neva that…this M.O.B. (money ova bullshit) I tivo’d that shit.

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    What up JB

    Plat Pimp – SALUTE, my Carolina Honey

  • Get married!!!!

    @Mrs. Rance

    @GET MARRIED
    “Only idiotic women give it away for free…”
    ******************************
    Only prostitutes sell it.
    _____________________________________________

    So now you’re comparing yourself to a prostitute Mrs Rance?

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    I know that’s right Snoop.

  • http://abigbuttandasmile.com/2009/06/18/motan-money-over-tired-ass-negros-the-kelis-edition/ A Big Butt and a Smile » Blog Archive » M.O.T.A.N. – Money Over Tired Ass Negros: The Kelis Edition

    [...] by rich folk standards: Kelis has just filed her financials with the court, making her case to get support and baby expenses from estranged hubby [...]

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    LMAO @ Man & TB cyber sparring hilarious!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SLIDE!
    YOU DOING THE RIGHT THING ,IM NOT MAD ,…IT KEEPS THE FLOW MOVING AND THAT GOOD CONVO ,..KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CUZO, YOU RIGHT ITS ABOUT HAVING FUN!

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    @ B.G.

    My dude that sheet you said was hilarious …. Filet Mignon with diamond Basil encrusted … LMAO !

  • Get married!!!!

    Mrs. Rance

    @GET MARRIED
    “Only idiotic women give it away for free…”
    ******************************
    Only prostitutes sell it.
    _________________________________________

    I didn’t know she was selling it. I thought it was part of the package- under wifely duties- Mrs Rance.
    So do you as a wife sell your milkshake to your hubby?

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @BG-I’ll be at work tomorrow, which means ZERO web access. Some dude got busted running some investment scheme via one of our pc’s so now NOONE can get online except the Prez. Otherwise u know I’d be right hea actin’ a fool with y’all!
    @Pimpin Willie-ok, please-DO squeeze the Charmine. Make it good for me AND you, lol.

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @Pimpin Willie-ok, please-DO squeeze the Charmine. Make it good for me AND you, lol.

    Like a scared child with a Teddy Bear, yes ma’am!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    I hate that sh*t. Why does he have to pay her bills, morgage, child support & alimony?

    He should only have to pay the child support, that’s it. She can take care of herself. She is not handicapped.

    Sometimes I feel (This is coming from a married man) that marriage is a bad business deal. Thank God my wife makes way more $$$ then me, lol….

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    Nah, I don’t need a man to love me…I don’t need anything from a man (Don’t get it twisted..I’m not a dike). Love is overrated.
    ______________________________________________

    @tb

    Awwww!!! :-(

    Love ain’t overrated, Girl and you know that!!!

    Why you talking like that? What’s the matter?

    F*ck that ni@@a who broke your heart, he ain’t sh*t…

    How long have you been feeling this way about “love”?

    You gotta stop with your way of thinking, Sis…

    I can tell that you’re an alright person :-)

    Open up that door to your heart again and Stop blocking Cupid’s arrows… SMH @ you

    What’s it gonna take for you to allow a man to get close to you again?

    Don’t you want a man to hold you, kiss you and caress you sometimes?

    You gotta give that little machine/toy that’s over there in your drawer by your bed a break… What they call that joint = the “rabbit” or something like that… You got that joint working overtime and you gonna break it…

  • Christmas Jones

    OMG, Kelis is GAWWGEOUS!

  • tb (Obama needs to fix the healthcare system in this country – Universal Healthcare!)

    @ Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    LMFAO – You a mess! Don’t be reading me like that on here. LOL (j/k)

    Man I just dont care™ will take it and run with it. You see that he doesn’t comprehend well.

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ ManIJDC… Hey friend. Oh Hell NOOOO. I would hang myself. Standards should be set high in these trying times.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    Hey vee….what’s goody? when you coming to the land, so we can have our lil rendezvous….lol

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @BG-it was hard at first but I’m cool now: I have alot of work these days so it’s not even an issue. But I got a plan, I gots me a plan…:-)
    @Pimpin-lol, don’t be scurred Hon!
    Hey JB-I shouted u out b4. Wazzup??
    @Slide-luv your questions, comments as usual. What’s new with u?

  • Jade Silver (the countdown has begun)

    @ ManIJDC…Why do you think Beyonce hasn’t had babies with the Camel yet? She’s thinking about the children. LOL.

  • Z (QUEEN OF BOSSIP SOCIETY)

    She better sell her “milkshake” like I do.

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Hey VEE

    Nothing much. Just sitting here bored at work. Trying to figure out why am I here today

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @Pimpin-lol, don’t be scurred Hon!

    Naw, I only attack when them “eyes are covered” you know my steez!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    *waiting on TB’s comeback*

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    LMAO@MIJDC

    You are killin me man…..

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    vee,
    A bus trip to Cali…What in the world….

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ VEE
    I got 2 for $10 bus rides on the BANGBUS! Find a homegirl and yall peice up and ride in style and pleasure!

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    Peace from the Motherland.
    _____________________________________________

    @Jade Silver

    Tell Mandela and them I said “What’s Up”!!!

    Good Night :-)

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    Yawl be easy gotta do this work thing … but i`ll be back im sure this thread will up to 700 by 1! lol

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Oh my…
    what in the world is going on in here
    lol

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Smoovee Sayz

    Whats good witchu lady?

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Smoovee
    Girl you dont smell all this E-beef sizzlin?

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    I ask AGAIN, you getting outta this one that easy…
    Just pretend it’s just you and me talkiing…
    _________

    Nah, I don’t need a man to love me…I don’t need anything from a man (Don’t get it twisted..I’m not a dike). Love is overrated.
    ______________________________________________

    @tb

    Awwww!!!

    Love ain’t overrated, Girl and you know that!!!

    Why you talking like that? What’s the matter?

    F*ck that ni@@a who broke your heart, he ain’t sh*t…

    How long have you been feeling this way about “love”?

    You gotta stop with your way of thinking, Sis…

    I can tell that you’re an alright person

    Open up that door to your heart again and Stop blocking Cupid’s arrows… SMH @ you

    What’s it gonna take for you to allow a man to get close to you again?

    Don’t you want a man to hold you, kiss you and caress you sometimes?

    You gotta give that little machine/toy that’s over there in your drawer by your bed a break… What they call that joint = the “rabbit” or something like that… You got that joint working overtime and you gonna break it…

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    LOL-ok uh, I see that the imposters are back in stride: so I’m goin’ let “Z” and the *fake* me get it in.
    Y’all know I don’t insult folks-that is not my syle–I don’t do bullshit.
    @BG-no thx, give my BangBus seats to someone else. I think the imposters wanna go in my place, since they wanna be me so bad :-)
    @Lady A-yep, I have to provide Software training at a major health plan in each of those states. But I’m going to rush through that so I can get my beach time in and get my shop on!!!!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ VEE
    Your loss! How bout you just give me the $10 we on E!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Vee,
    You not seriously taking a bus to Cali though right?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    lol ok Vee,
    I was sitting here like wow your job would be messed up to do something like that…

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    Yes me too pimp, shiit we have beend down this road before, I am a licensed vulvatician myself!
    ______________DEAD_______________________________

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    LOL @ BG-dang (rollin’ my eyes) here’s $10. Promise me: next time you won’t buy a bus from craigslist ok?

  • me (the original)®

    Wow…to quote 50:

    “This ho done lost her motherf*ckin’ mind!”

    Did she help Nas get to where he is today? Can it be said that she played a major role in his success? Did she put her career on hold to stay at home and care for the family while he went out and played the role of breadwinner?

    More like, she married rich, figured it was her meal ticket and she didn’t have to work unless she felt like it and happened to get pregnant. Let’s not also forget that she may have committed adultery as well.

    Sorry that your ride on the gravy train has come to a halt, Kelis, but these things happen. It’s not going to kill you to downgrade your lifestyle a bit. You won’t die. It’s no grand tragedy.

    However, the child should have the very best Nas’ money can buy. That goes without saying, pending the child is actually Nas’.

  • PHILLY

    she could’ve gotten an abortion but now she got a kid by someone who wont even make sure she’s financially cool with his seed.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    I RESPECT BLK WOMEN AND WOMEN PERIOD I JUST CANT STAND A JEALOUS OR GREEDY BYTCH!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    TB
    Are you laughing at my choice of being a Viginatarian?

  • Z (QUEEN OF BOSSIP SOCIETY)

    @ BG, have you sold any smart cars yet this month?

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    @Lady A-lol, I had to pause a sec like I know she does NOT think I’d take a NUS to Cali?!
    Oy Ve–I’d never, EVER get there. Might as well walk:-)

    BBL folks

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    VEE
    Thanks!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Z
    I’m very afraid to talk to you, but no I don’t sell those my friend

  • http://bossip.com This some shhhh…

    me (the original)®

    Wow…to quote 50:

    “This ho done lost her motherf*ckin’ mind!”

    Did she help Nas get to where he is today? Can it be said that she played a major role in his success? Did she put her career on hold to stay at home and care for the family while he went out and played the role of breadwinner?

    More like, she married rich, figured it was her meal ticket and she didn’t have to work unless she felt like it and happened to get pregnant. Let’s not also forget that she may have committed adultery as well.

    Sorry that your ride on the gravy train has come to a halt, Kelis, but these things happen. It’s not going to kill you to downgrade your lifestyle a bit. You won’t die. It’s no grand tragedy.

    However, the child should have the very best Nas’ money can buy. That goes without saying, pending the child is actually Nas’.

    That’s called perspective. co-sign 100.

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Glok…is that u???

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Ooops-I meant ‘bus’. That’s how tired I am, my bad:-)
    @ Slide-Hey U! Yes I earn a decent living, I am fortunate yes-but rich, no way! So no, I would not ask my potential husband to sign anything: but bear in mind, he would not even get that far if he didn’t have his OWN duck$ in a row. His own money, mind, and mental must be stable and appealing. Now if he is wealthy on his own and asks me to sign a prenup, I would because I want true love–I have my own $: and I will continue to make my own $ despite whatever he has. Ok now really, BBL-need some coffee!

  • Smoovee Sayz

    @ Brooklyn…

    Baby Im not mad.
    I feel a lil special actually. baby Z needs a butt plug is all.

  • Smoovee Sayz

    LOL @ Pimpin…what in the world?!?!?!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Smoovee Sayz
    ;) Gotcha!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ bg

    If you say so. How would you feel about someone speaking to your mother, daughter, or sister that way. This generation of men has really got the game twisted. I blame the mothers!

  • me (the original)®

    @Brooklyn

    What up!

    @Smoovee

    Got the trolls after you now?

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SMOOVEE
    ITS ME, WHAT DID I SAY WRONG??

    WILLIE PIMP!
    RED SNAPPA?, LMMAO CUZO I LOVE THAT TUNA!

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    @MIJDC
    “You sound more and more like this chick who was beggin for me to blast her in the face.”
    ————————————————
    OMG!!!!! DEAD!

  • Tony Redds

    I just knew this was a match made in hell from the beginning! smh

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Glok

    I hear you but I just think its disresctful thats all. Trust me I’ve witnessed those type of women/men in action.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators

    he would not even get that far if he didn’t have his OWN duck$ in a row.
    ______________________________________________

    @Vee

    What if that man was getting his ducks in a row = even showed promise, ambition and all that – Would you entertain him and/or even give him a chance?

    or

    Does a man have to be making a certain amount of money and/or be at a certain place in life for you to date him?

    and

    What if Mr. Right wanted you to become a stay-at-home wife would you do that?

  • me (the original)®

    @MIJDC

    You have hate mail again, lol.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @ME

    LOL. Ima check it in a sec.

  • Smoovee Sayz

    @ Me…
    guess its my turn now.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WHOA !
    I LIKE THIS IS GOING DOWN SIS, LOL,.. IM GLAD YOU STRICTLY DIKLY

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Morning TRS, still i rise, still i rise… cye

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ PIMPIN
    I aint never brushed my mama’s hair or seen her poppin on a handstand!!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ bg

    Yes they do exist (male and female). Thats good your parents are still together. I’m just a little sensitive. I speak up for my sisters when they won’t or can’t.

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    What is going on in here?

  • RED FOXXX

    @ The fellas

    Yes this is happening everyday.

  • http://urbanfrugalchic.com Khristal

    Why she need a nanny? Not like she booking any jobs

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TRS

    ♥♥♥♥ Hello there lovely!! ♥♥♥♥

  • Smoovee Sayz

    Hey trs:)

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    TRS
    Pumpkin Lips. Lawd “If only for one night”

  • http://urbanfrugalchic.com Cynthia

    Damn…what a crazy lifestyle!

  • Z (QUEEN OF BOSSIP SOCIETY)

    @smoovee, You may want to loosen up that ponytail in your head, you temples are starting to look a little “naomi campbellish”.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    @ smoovee…..hey beautiful, what’s goody?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Hey Twin!

  • CAT EYES

    Kelis needs to be strong, move forward, and work with Nas to create the best possible living situation for the child…not her!

    @trs
    I agree with you 100%.Some people don’t understand the seriousness of having children.Its not about them anymore-its about the child and whats in their best interest.

  • trs

    @ MIJDC

    Hey Man! LOL @ your new SN!!!

    @ Smoovee

    What up pretty pretty?? :)

  • Black Beauty

    Look at the picture, he knew what he was getting into. Pay up dummy!!!

  • trs

    @ BG

    TRS
    Pumpkin Lips. Lawd “If only for one night”
    ————————————————–

    Hey BG!!! LOL @ “if only for one night….” I am going to play nice today but SMH @ your SN….

    Don’t make me come up there and whip you!!! LOL

  • Smoovee Sayz

    trs…reading anything good lately?

  • me (the original)®

    @Smoovee

    I don’t think that’s the real Z. There is an imposter one apparently, so..yeah.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    BGIZZLE! I know where you going with that comment…..lol

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ TRS
    Only if i get to spank you back!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TRS
    “Hey Man! LOL @ your new SN!!!”
    ________________________________________________________________

    I still see Kobe. What is it showing?

  • Smoovee Sayz

    @ me…
    so in other words I should ignore that troll??? lol

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    hello ppl.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    hey fallin….what’s goody?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Fallin!!!!!! *cyber hugz*

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    test

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    HI! Fallin Poet
    Don’t know if I have every spoken to you, but if that’s you in that gravie. I think I still have some vitamin “P” around here that will get you all better

  • me (the original)®

    @ Smoovee

    Yes.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    test
    _________________
    DIDNT WORK!

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    @ Fallin Poet

    Don’t make me change my gravie

  • trs

    WHAT UP TWIN!!!! ;)

    @ Cat Eyes

    @trs
    I agree with you 100%.Some people don’t understand the seriousness of having children.Its not about them anymore-its about the child and whats in their best interest.
    ————————————————–

    I completely agree with you. I don’t understand why some women use children like pawns in a game of chess. Now I am privy to all the details of this marriage, but I am sure that the marriage was in jeopardy BEFORE she got pregnant. I don’t know Kelis personally so I can only speculate… but if she fell into the “this baby will save our relationship trap” then she should be ashamed of herself.

    Now she’s stuck with the responsibility and she can’t handle it. A woman should be prepared BEFORE she gets pregnant, not worry about how she is going to survive AFTER THE FACT.

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Undacuva

    You making me look down and reevaluating mine

  • trs

    @ Smoove

    trs…reading anything good lately?
    ————————————————-

    I am studying for the LSAT so I haven’t had much time to read a lot of other stuff. U know how it goes.

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Ok, I’m back for a few…
    @Slide-my response:
    What if that man was getting his ducks in a row = even showed promise, ambition and all that – Would you entertain him and/or even give him a chance?

    Um-NO! You see, beyond a certain age and stage in life, I’ma need a grown-ass man to have his -ish together. I’ce dated folks, so-called adults who had enough ambition for the world but took their sweet time getting established. Why? Because they had me in their corner, and I am a super-supoortive, ride to hell and back with-u kind of woman. After a while it’s not a good situation because I’ve lost all respect for the person, and I have nothing to show for the investment I made in them–emotionally and financially. So NOOO!!!

    Does a man have to be making a certain amount of money and/or be at a certain place in life for you to date him? No, I can’t control how much a man makes nor will I judge him by it. But he has to make something–earn a living somehow. If a man is pulling doubles at McDonalds I will respect him because he respects himself enough to earn a dollar the right way. But he must do SOMETHING.

    What if Mr. Right wanted you to become a stay-at-home wife would you do that? I don’t know if I could. I mean, I work not just because I need to earn a living: but because I also need to be challenged, need my mind stimulated. If kids enter the picture and we could afford it, ideally I’d like to stay home with them for their 1st year, and then work p/t. But working & being productive is too much apart of me to let it go completely. Plus, the economy is bad: we might need my income in the future if his money tanks. If I sit at home relying on his cash and it’s suddenly gone, I’ll be like Kelis, looking crazy and broke –all up in court. No thanks!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    @ me…
    yes ma’am
    but he/she started it! lol

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SNOOP!
    WHATZ UP CUZ,…STARKIST IS THE ALBACORE TUNA ! …MURDERERS WITH MANNERS, REAL TALK!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Jb
    I’ll be the judge of those

  • trs

    @ BG

    @ TRS
    Only if i get to spank you back!!!!
    ————————————————-

    If only dreams could really come true….. LMAO!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Glok, I’m not judging just observing and I know about the too nice guys.

  • Say it Aint so Joe

    21K a month and she’s poor. Whatever. I hope Nas had her sign a prenup.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    I just noticed that I really like KElis’ hair color in this photo….hmmmmm

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    @ BG

    I bet you will.

  • trs

    @ MIJDC

    @TRS
    “Hey Man! LOL @ your new SN!!!”
    ________________________________________________________________

    I still see Kobe. What is it showing
    ————————————————

    It says “Imposter Alert!” LOL

  • RED FOXXX

    @ bg

    No problems here. Just observing.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    ME!
    WHAT UP MAMI?

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    LADY A
    Don’t do it!!!!

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    dont do it lady a.. ur hair color is prettier.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    SNOOP!
    WHATZ UP CUZ,…STARKIST IS THE ALBACORE TUNA ! …MURDERERS WITH MANNERS, REAL TALK!
    __________

    Slow motion fam, business as usual. What’s crackin on that end cuzzo? I know you floatin…lol

  • trs

    Hey JB!!

    Hey VEE!!!!

    @ Fallin Poet

    Hey girl!!! Did you ever get that email that I sent you?

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    BGIZZLE…..What’s the symptons fam? Do you get irritated easier now?

  • SP. E-Z!!!

    WOW! SHE NEEDS SOME BANK! SHE BETTER CUT BACK ON A COUPLE OF THINGS THE $35G A MONTH NANNY! SHE BETTER HIRE SOME FAM OR SOMETHING SH-IT! I WISH I WOULD… $21G’Z A MONTH SHE BETTER BE LUCKY TO HAVE THAT COMIN’ IN.

    NAS-NO’S THE DEAL SHE NEED, THAT MONEY TO SUPPORT THAT BABY! HE NO… HE AIN’T TRYNA GIVE HER NOTHING, PLEASE. HE NO THAT AIN’T GONNA WORK.

  • Ms. Brilly

    Okay, I can believe that the nanny is $3500/month but she should only have a nanny is she’s WORKING. Otherwise, she can take care of the child herself. And if she’s working, she can pay for her own vacations, entertainment, and dry cleaning.

    She should have been working all along. I see all these pictures of her on the beach and and parties and what not… why hasn’t se been in the studio? How many singers have made albums while they were pregnant??? How many every day women work a 9-5 while they’re pregnant? She gets very little sympahty from me on that front.

    And how are you going to ask somebody else to give you money for gifts???? What I look like giving some dude money so he can turn around and give it to somebody else???? That doesn’t even make sense. Money for gifts??? When you make $21k a month????

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Hey TRS

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    BG and Fallin,
    lolol…ok so maybe a light brown…

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    trs, hell nah i didnt……. it was bout joakim right… u never sent it lol.. but i got rid of that email address.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ LADY A
    Just leave it alone!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    TB
    Is this issue still not resolved! Where the hell is Sydney when you need her?

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    Hey 6
    Did we wake u??

  • http://none Mis Lil Girl

    All that gold-diggin-ho-callin name calling needs to end. They weren’t just boyfriend and girlfriend. They weren’t just playing house. Her demands seem extreme, but she was MARRIED to that lowlife, penny-pinching loser and is carrying his spawn. And whatever they got used to spending as a couple, Nas needs to realize that the courts are going to expect him to somewhat maintain that standard of living for Kelis AND THEIR CHILD once they divorce. I’m sure no judge in his mind will award her $15,000 per month for expenses, but she will probably get all she needs for rent, for a nanny, for medical expenses of all types, etc. I seriously doubt she’ll get the $80,000 that she is asking for, but she ain’t gonna walk away with empty pockets, bet.

    If these cheap-ass men don’t want to end up paying some sort of alimony TO THE SPOUSE THEY VOLUNTARILY WED or child support for the KIDS THEY HAD A HAND IN CREATING, they have a real easy choice. DON’T GET MARRIED and DON’T REPRODUCE!!! It IS a CHOICE, you know!

    But these entertainer-type idiots will never learn. Women deserve to take their stupid asses for whatever they can get.

  • wash ya ass

    @its6am

    or marry even even richer than yaself. I agree totally tho

  • Just My Opinion

    Good afternoon everybody!!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    JB !
    WE DONT HAVE TO SPEAK BUT SINCE WERE TALKING ABOUT RESPECTING BLK WOMEN ,..I GLOK APOLOGIZE FOR DISRESPECTING YOU AS A BLK WOMAN AND MOTHER, I WAS OUT PLACE!

  • me (the original)®

    @Glok

    Not much, about to head out in a little while.

    @Smoovee

    Haha, nah you can let the trolls know what’s up :) But like I said, you know what you’re dealing with..lol.

  • Angee

    @6AM

    You never mix words do you? You just say/type it!!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ TB
    As MAN’s commanding officer and with the fact that he made the ultimate sacrifice a couple of weeks ago *still playin the bugle* I must say he is a good dude! I hope you are having the same fun that I know he is having by messing with you

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    awww Glok apologizing…how sweet

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    LOL @ TB
    FOR THE TERM HE/SHE!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Fallin…today is not Friday…look at you trying to start up stuff…

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lol i need something to make me feel better lady a

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    LADY A !
    IT IS ONLY JUST THAT I DO , I LOVE MY SISTAZ AND SHE DIDNT DESERVE THAT!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    @ FallinPoet-I second that motion…
    @ Lady A- I know right Glok dont be apologizing for ish…I applaud that
    @ Me…ur right and I will quit. Only bc u told me to do so. (But if someone starts bragging about their man’s wife’s mercedes again Iunno…)
    @ Me No Likey- *waving* hello sweetie:)

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    ME!
    I HEAR THAT, BUT BE CAREFUL IN ALL THAT RAIN DEAR!

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    bg start it off lol.. i like when a man takes the lead ;)

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    Lady A
    We don’t need you to be no calender

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Fallin
    Well I guess I can start by tellin you how much I would like for that distressed button to pop of that shirt in you gravie

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    Hey TRS, party people!
    I haven’t really been paying attention–but I will not cuz I sense a lewd, sexual convo coming on.
    Am I right? What’s the subject/question?

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lol @ lady a grabbing bgs nuts…. be gentle lol

  • The artist formerly known as Vee (playing hooky from work today)

    I meant to say I will *now* pay attention-damn my spelling is f’d up today! SMH…
    Hey Glok–look at u bein’ all nice out here! :-)

  • Just My Opinion

    Kelis shouln’t get much of anything. Nas would be wise to set up a trust fund for his child which the judge can sanction. Therefore Kelis could only receive a monthly stipend arranged by the courts for the child. As for her, it’s over girl. Nobody is falling for tracks like “Milkshake” and “Bossy” any longer because you are not credible! Just my opinion…

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ LADY A
    A lil to the left!

    @ Fallin
    It sure does and I’m SMH @ myself for tryin to bite that muhfuka off thru the damn screen

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    @ fallin…so do you ever wonder how a real d!ck would feel…if so i’m not hard to find…lol

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lol @ lady a grabbing bgs nuts…. be gentle lol

    lmao…I will…I bet his pants just popped up a lil at the thought of it. Sometimes you gotta do something extra for a man to catch his tongue real quick.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta

    I will…I bet his pants just popped up a lil at the thought of it. Sometimes you gotta do something extra for a man to catch his tongue real quic
    ______________

    hmmmm…is that right?

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lady a if i ever end up wit a man im gonna come to u for advice lol.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    fallin…i guess i could have watered it down some.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Lady A
    I have a chastity belt on my tongue and MR. Magic…at least until i smell it.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ SNOOP
    Have you ever used the rub, cough and smell technique?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta,
    hmmmm…is that right?

    I see what you are trying to do…lol don’t be slick…Your girl never did that in the midst of your blabbering?

    lol@Fallin…yeh when you make a quick switch I’m here…lol

    Bg,
    I think you have completely missed my point…

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    Have you ever used the rub, cough and smell technique?
    ____________

    idk….describe that if you will…lol

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ TRS
    I actually lost count now, which may be good or the consequences of daily bud smoking for years

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    snoop i even know what bg is talkin bout… smh

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    **Lurkin and dyking on my food**

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ SNOOP
    Rub the snappa, turn your head and fake cough so you can catch a whif of what you just rubbed.

  • Nev

    DO NOT CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS/WIFES.
    a woman scorned or dis-respected like that is not pretty.

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ Fallin
    You do it too?

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    and if it dont smell right … run as quickly as possible.

  • Kanye Lover All Dai

    Im telling yall he probably think the baby not his…Im sure nas wouldnt just duck out like that…. she’s on some bs though spending all that $, Kelis u better get smart and get ur $ right

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    Rub the snappa, turn your head and fake cough so you can catch a whif of what you just rubbed.
    ___________

    LMAO!! naw fam, i’ll kiss on the stomach and inner thigh and sneak a whiff….lol

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    snoop cye

  • trs

    @ BG

    @ TRS
    I actually lost count now, which may be good or the consequences of daily bud smoking for years
    ————————————————-

    *claps for BG*

    Good for you!!! :)

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    snoop thats a good technique… what do u do if u smeel something u dont like?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    wow snoop that’s a risk…go for the inner thigh and don’t know if it smells right…

  • Tony Redds

    Hey Fallin! Long Time! :)

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    #8,
    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Ms minnie me

    Not sure what is going on here but Nas needs to man up and take care of his responsibilities, right is right. She is still his wife and she is about to have his baby . On twitter she always sounds upbeat. I think he needs to get over himself and do what is right.

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    ive only gone down on 1 girl… i aint bout eat a bunch of bullshit

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    What Up Everybody?!!?

    TRS, Snoop, FallinPoet, Tony Redd, Pimpin Willie

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    “marmaduke musk”
    __________R.I.P. SNOOP 12:54 6-18-09____________

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ PIMPIN
    DEAD!!!! Marmaduke Musk

  • trs

    @ Whoa

    LMAO!!! U right though.

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lmao @ bg’s story…

    waddup broooklyn and tony redd

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    BK-STAND-UP!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @FALLIN POET

    What up???? Damn, it’s been a minute since you been on chere. LOL.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    Whatz goodie chick? :) Where the hell you been?

  • trs

    @ PIMPIN

    YOU

    SO

    CRAZY!!!!! LMAO!!

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    @ whoa.. yea but only ate one and it was my ex that i was wit for 2 yrs… got wit 2 other chicks and didnt go anywhere close to their vaginas lol..

  • 504QUEEN

    wow kelis get it 2gether ur platinum digga status right now. nas i hope u got a good lawyer, cuz i dont know wut kind of people they make judges in holly wood but these women always seem to get all these things that the normal working class would call insane!! let one of yall take ur husband 2 court we would b lucky if we get the car and the house! 21,000 a month thas crazy if i was gettin that i wouldnt work either! like sum1 above said thas comfortable retirement jus for skrewing God’s son!!

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    @ brooklyn.. im blocked at work, but since im home sick i decided to jump on for a minute or 2..

    is that really u man? did u get my email?

  • Tony Redds

    Whaddup Brooklyn, how is everything in Brooklyn…

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    SNOOP! What’s crackin’ big Homie?

    Did you see the Lakers parade?

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @JUST MY OPINION

    Wut up? LOL.

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    HAHAHA! You got beat for the head, women normally execute this move like a Lakers pick and roll
    _________

    i’ve ran that play on numerous occassions….lmao!!!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @Tony Redds

    Whaddup Brooklyn, how is everything in Brooklyn…
    ******************************

    Chillin’ Cuz-O….

    The weather is mad sh*tty out here but we still holdin’ it down BK style, ya heard! Whatz good w/ you fam?

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lol bg ur funny………….

  • trs

    @ Brooklyn

    What up BK!!!!! ;)

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    What Up Everybody?!!?

    TRS, Snoop, FallinPoet, Tony Redd, Pimpin Willie

    Carlito Brigante, Mr. Okay I’m Reloaded, whats good with you BK pimp?

  • Tony Redds

    Damn Fallin you cant speak?!?

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    @bg

    Aaaaaaw SHAT AP!! LOL

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @ FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    @ brooklyn.. im blocked at work, but since im home sick i decided to jump on for a minute or 2..

    is that really u man? did u get my email?
    ***************************************

    Aww, sorry to here your not doing to well but I am glad to see you, you were missed.

    Was that last comment toward MIJDC or me?

  • Just My Opinion

    Hi Man i just dont care! Why are you showing two different pictures?

  • Tony Redds

    Whats up Pimpin!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @ trs

    @ Brooklyn

    What up BK!!!!!
    *******************

    Seeing your smile complete’s my day. What up missy?

  • http://myspace.com/crimiegang snoop bloggy blog ( if you knew betta, you’d do betta)

    SNOOP! What’s crackin’ big Homie?

    Did you see the Lakers parade?
    ____________

    INDEED…i recorded that shit

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    nah brooklyn i was askin man…. sorry

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Tony Redds

    Whats up Pimpin!

    Cetified DC Pimp – SALUTE

  • trs

    @ Brooklyn

    Seeing your smile complete’s my day. What up missy?
    ————————————————–

    Awe…you are too cute…Thank you BK!!! ;) It’s storming here so I am just chilling…passing a little time. What’s the plans for the weekend?

    Happy early Father’s Day!!!

  • Just My Opinion

    So let’s say you were on your monthly…You wouldn’t hook ya man up?

    *************

    My monthly only last 3-5 days so if he can’t wait it out he not much of a man to begin with! Just my opinion…

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Whoa!…lmao…dressing rooms are worse..I never sit on those seats…I just balnce myself trying on pants…

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @FallinPoet

    No Worries! :)

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    i dunno but i know after masturbate i smell my hands every single time… i smell good as helll i aint even lying.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Just My Opinion

    So let’s say you were on your monthly…You wouldn’t hook ya man up?

    *************

    My monthly only last 3-5 days so if he can’t wait it out he not much of a man to begin with! Just my opinion…

    lol I hear you

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WHOA!
    IT WAS THE DEAD OF WINTER, LOL….. I DIDNT GET THE WHIFF,TIL I HUMIDIFIED THE JOINT AND THAT AROMA EVOLVED!

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    @ JMO
    BTW
    3-5 days is a lifetime! I don’t have a reserve tank for this stuff it’s gotta go!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @trs

    Thanks for the early Father’s Day Shout-Outs!

    I have my daughters b-day party this saturday at a water park but it looks like it’s gonna rain all weekend :(

    Off to lunch- Be back shorty.

  • trs

    Lata BG!

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    i dunno but i know after masturbate i smell my hands every single time… i smell good as helll i aint even lying.
    *******************************

    LMPRAO!!! Your HILARIOUS :)

  • http://myspace.com/870bg bg(4 score, and 5 whores ago)

    DAMN I WISH I COULD STAY!!!
    OH WELL DUTY CALLS! YALL JUST WAIT TILL TOMORROW! RARE FORM I PROMISE

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Pimpin you are a mess!

    Them thighs do be causing some moisture in the summer though especially with a dress on!

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    One thing I can’t stand…Women who work out in light pants….smh those sweat marks look horrible…especially when you can see the outline of underwear….

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WHOA!
    IT WAS THE DEAD OF WINTER, LOL….. I DIDNT GET THE WHIFF,TIL I HUMIDIFIED THE JOINT AND THAT AROMA EVOLVED!
    ————————————————
    LMAO!!! The room would’ve smelled like pan fried swordfish sauteed in onions had you of hit that.

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Glok, ok cause I was wondering, lol!

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lady a u still wit ur man?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    Simple resolution for thighs getting much moisture….powder always does the trick

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    @ Lady A

    I disagree!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    LMAO @ Pan Fried Swordfish.
    oh my!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Lady A

    I cant stand seing that either knowing good and well it goes down down there after a workout! I always wear dark colored leggings.

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    lady a u still wit ur man?

    yes mam

  • Just My Opinion

    @BG

    I will let you get yourself off on my chest, but that is about the best I can do while on my monthly. Maybe a handjob if my wrist are in the mood, lol

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    what a coincidence i just finished eating a can of pineapples ;)

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Glok,

    Yes that is true. I’ve done that before, drink alot of pineapple juice and let him get it in.

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    @ Just My Opinion

    Damn girl!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Pimpin

    That is a requirement with me, lmao!

    @ Whoa

    lmao!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Lady A

    I’ll have to try that. My hips are around 40. That sounds so damn big compared to the 36 we should be supposedly. I’m going to the gym tonight!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Pimpin

    Yes I am but he must earn that reward! I’m spoiled me first. Then I’ll see how you act then one day out of no where I’l just take him out and have your toes curled.

  • FallinPoet( at home, sick :( )

    aight im out
    nice chatting … ttylaters.

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Smoovee

    I havent! I agree with trs.

  • http://bossip Whoa!

    Aight lemme get outta here. Today was a good day. ttyl

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    @ trs…
    is it really on the dude??? Ive heard that its more mental than anything. I wont even front finding that spot “internally” is difficult. any tips??

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    @ Pimpin…

    In what position???

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Smoovee Sayz

    @ Pimpin…

    In what position???

    Either you on your back, or him behind you while your both on your knees. :)

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Lady

    Exactly LMAO, thats what my mom says. I’m over thirty and its not easy.

    @ Pimpmin

    Thanks.

  • RED FOXXX

    Sorry Pimpin i mispelled your s/n name.

  • trs

    @ Smoovee

    @ trs…
    is it really on the dude??? Ive heard that its more mental than anything. I wont even front finding that spot “internally” is difficult. any tips??
    —————————————————-

    Girl without being too graphic…get you a pillow and prop it up underneath your behind before you get ready to rumble. This creates an angle that works for a lot of women. ;)

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    What’s up everyone? …looks like you guys have some type of freak show going on in here.

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    What’s up everyone? …looks like you guys have some type of freak show going on in here.

    Hello PoetryisMe, how are you? *Grabs KDB stamp*

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    lol @ PoetryisME…I walked away for a couple mins and had to jump in once I read what everybody was talking about

    @ trs…sounds like a good idea. Gonna have to stick with that…

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    FALLEN POET! IF YOU JUST GOT FINISHED EATING PINEAPPLE? MEANS TONIGHT YOUR GOING TO TASTE LIKE PINEAPPLES,…AND JUDGING FROM THEM BODACIOUS TITZ! WHAT A TREAT THAT WILL BE FOR SOME LUCKY FUK!

  • trs

    @ Pimpin

    Its called supply and demand, you demand it after you have had it, and only a few can supply it…LMAO
    —————————————————

    This is so so true!!!!! Spoken like a true CEO….LMAO

  • trs

    Hey Poetry!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee Sayz

    @Undacuva,,,at least u keepin it real/most men be looking at women like its their problem for the most part.

    @ Pimpin…I appreciate the supply/demand theory
    Ive always heard about ppl being sprung and thangs lol
    Like I said before I want to be one of those women looking for that “man” in the daytime with a flashlight…cmon now

  • Mariah

    http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/archives/979

    lupe Fiasco New track “shining down”

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    So Redd, does that goes the tongue also? Just asking!

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    Hey trs…

    sorry girl, I didn’t see your comment until now. This damn work computer acting like it’s on some weed or something. What’s up with you?

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    @ Smoove

    I want to be one of those women looking for that “man” in the daytime with a flashlight…cmon now

    Damn!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @SMOOVEE
    “Like I said before I want to be one of those women looking for that “man” in the daytime with a flashlight…cmon now”
    __________________________________________________________

    *covering face*

    Get that flashlight out of my eyes.

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    Smoovee Sayz

    @ Pimpin…I appreciate the supply/demand theory
    Ive always heard about ppl being sprung and thangs lol
    Like I said before I want to be one of those women looking for that “man” in the daytime with a flashlight…cmon now

    Thats what I train for right there!

  • Undacuvabrutha (Lovin’ Lala’s Tatas)

    @ Pimpin

    “I keep my weapon prepared for epedemic beatings, as sistas get thicker, dycks gotta get stronger, its survival of the fittest out here… Kentucky Derby baby!”

    Hell Naw!!!!!!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Man I just dont care™

    Exactly i need that easy access!

    @ Undacuvabrotha

    Oh yeah thats whats going to get him at attention!

    @ Smoovee

    You havent had one? If not Honey we have to find you a stallion asap!

    @ Pimpin

    Thats right with that extra meat you got to be able to reach it!

  • cassie

    ummm…maybe u should get a J.O.B!!! i hate when some woman depends on a man to do everything!!

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    Okay, slow down y’all. I think I need to pull out a pen and paper to jot down all this freakology…lol

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Pimpin

    Boy you know you need to quit!! LMAO!!

  • trs

    @ Poetryisme

    Hey trs…

    sorry girl, I didn’t see your comment until now. This damn work computer acting like it’s on some weed or something. What’s up with you?
    ————————————————–

    Nothing much…I am ready for the weekend! U got any special plans?

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite (CEO Of K.D.B. INC. “Horsemanship Scholar”)

    PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    Okay, slow down y’all. I think I need to pull out a pen and paper to jot down all this freakology…lol

    Oh no, you possesor of the “Thriller” Mike Jack sang about in the early 80s you are far too dangerous up in here girl!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    PIMP!
    SHALOM! INDEED!

  • trs

    @ Pimpin

    LOL @ you and your training!!!! :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TRS

    Just wanted you to know I keep all kinds of pillows in the bed. Just in case.

    Ok, carry on.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Okay, I’m back. What’s the topic?

  • trs

    @ MIJDC

    @TRS

    Just wanted you to know I keep all kinds of pillows in the bed. Just in case.

    Ok, carry on.
    ————————————————–

    LMAO!!!! Well I am glad to hear it…just make sure you know how to use them properly!

  • trs

    Welcome Back BK!!!!

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    @ Pimpin…

    Yeah, I’m dangerous, but in a very, very good way…lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TRS
    “LMAO!!!! Well I am glad to hear it…just make sure you know how to use them properly!”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Just like a mechanic knows all of his tools I know how to make it all work. Just like a mechanic I would in there beatin the brakes off you…

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    This work computer is sooooooo slooooooooowwww.

  • trs

    @ MIJDC

    Just like a mechanic knows all of his tools I know how to make it all work. Just like a mechanic I would in there beatin the brakes off you…
    ————————————————-

    WOWWWWWW!!! You are a R.E.A.L trip Man!! You are lucky that I must plead the 5th on this comment. I can not incriminate myself! LOL

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    Thanks TRS :)

    So, what are you girls talking about? lol

  • trs

    This is Thursday, not Friday!!!!!! LOL

    Did we chase everyone away?

  • RED FOXXX

    @ trs

    Amen my sista!

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    I’m reading these comments, and I must say that you guys are some real “Rick James” type of shit…
    *covering up my eyes so that I can read no evil*

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @trs

    I’m a get myself in trouble in here, lol…

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @TRS
    “WOWWWWWW!!! You are a R.E.A.L trip Man!! You are lucky that I must plead the 5th on this comment. I can not incriminate myself! LOL”
    _________________________________________________________

    No need to plead the 5th. This is “Attorney-client” priviledge. I’m allowed to “counsel” you without fear of retribution.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    *goin to the question of the day thread*

  • trs

    @ Smoovee

    Girl I peeped that but I didn’t even feel like getting into that today. You know how that goes. Some of the comments over there are like “WHOAAH!”

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @The Ladies

    Queefing! Is that a good thing or bad thing?

    queef ( plural queefs )

    ( vulgar ) A emission of air from the vagina, especially when noisy.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ dee…
    wow. Um…
    wow

    @ trs…true true so true

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Smoovee,

    I was 29 actually! I didnt know, I thought I was gettin it in but I wasnt.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WOW!

  • trs

    @ BK

    Dang you just took it to Freaky Friday for real!!! I feel that whatever happens, happens. At least you know you are “doing work.” As a man, what is your opinion on that?

  • RED FOXXX

    Damn Dee that man loooovvess U!

  • ..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..

    dee

    you sick!

    whats good folks

    !!GO MAGIC!! well next season

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @trs

    @ BK

    Dang you just took it to Freaky Friday for real!!! I feel that whatever happens, happens. At least you know you are “doing work.” As a man, what is your opinion on that?
    **********************************

    I actually think it’s a bad thing like you really don’t know how to stroke it properly. Whenever air gets in there it doesn’t feel as good as when there isn’t air. I don’t think it has anything to do w/ the girl. It has more to do w/ the guy and his stroking.

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    I just feel like a sheep in the midst of a pack of wolves…
    I’m scared for my life. …must find safety quickly.

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Smoovee

    We don’t. I’m 32 and still learning. They say when you hit 40 you want it all day everyday.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    What’s up buddy. :)

  • ..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..

    wat is is?

  • trs

    @ BK

    I see what you mean…

    I have had this conversation with my girls and most of us thought that it was just something that incidentally happens. As a whole I think that the consensus among us was that it’s funny if it happens but it’s not a show stopper…

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Smoovee

    Its just getting started for you baby girl. You are about to have fun! Make sure he has big feet! And at least 6 foot. Even though thats not always true but i would say %99.9 of the time it is.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @trs

    Good to know a woman’s opinion on it…

    I find it to be hilarious whenever it happens. I can’t help but crack up cause it sound like, well, you know what it sounds like, lol… So your saying it’s not a bad thing just something that happens incidentally?

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    Hey Brooklyn…

    What’s up with you?

  • LADY ARCHITECT (Too Blunt Sometimes)

    I see yall were cuttin up in my absence

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!

    @PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    I’m good mamma, how u been? Long time.

  • RED FOXXX

    Oh and I forgot Hand size!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ 1TruDiva…good lord!!
    Keep sharing!!

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    WELL IM NO SHORT, SHORT MAN 5’10,…IM PACKING AND THANK YOU POPS FOR THE HOOK UP IN THE MEAT DEPT!,S! FOR THIS GIFT

  • ..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..

    is it freaky friday? cause i thought it was thursday.

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Smoovee

    Yes girl its like you become possessed or something!

    @ Glok

    Please stop I said its been a minute for me ok!

  • ..*MOcarsMOclothesMOjewelsMOdoe*..

    glok

    true story! the girls with the small booties,all the phat goes to the front.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Doesn’t hurt to speak a little Spanish, either. You could be saying things like “Que hora es” or, kick something like “Recientemente ese una cambios en mi vida. E si no regressa tu llamada, considertate uno de ejos!”

    THAT brotha will swear he saw fo Gods and three Jesus’.

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Glok 5’10 is good baby! And I believe you are packin. I said its not always true. I just like a tall man becasue I’m 5’5 so in heals I’m about 5’9 depending on the heel size. And when we go out I dont want to be towering over you.

  • Moreaces

    Looks like girlfriend is gonna have to slow her roll

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Ill talk about…..

    Just keepin it all the way 100.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ MAN…yea and thru oral stimulation as well.
    With the pipe…not even close

  • PoetryisMe (…so drown in me mentally)

    @ Brooklyn…

    Yeah, it has been a while. I’ve been very busy lately. I know my responses are delayed, but I’m hastely trying to finish a report. What about you?

  • http://mockrockstar.ning.com Mock Rock Star

    I’m not against Kelis demands…it’s a divorce and the woman is suppose to get half of the “breadwinners” earnings. Nas should have listen to the old folks when they said, “It’s cheaper to keep her.” Why should her and their child live “below” their means???

  • Chillin@Work

    WHY DOES SHE HAVE A MORTGAGE???? At that stage in life you SHOULD OWN your house—- Stop the Nonesense..

  • RED FOXXX

    @ Ill talk about…

    LOL! I’m probably doing to much. I havent done any work all day I got to go foreal. Its been real all have a good night.

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    @ I’ll talk about—

    I’m just tryin to help my sistas out.

    Thanks for the nod!

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    What yall talking bout up in here?

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ MAN…

    lol. Thanks.
    Thanks a lot!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ MAN…those arent the problems!! Its the OG from the pipe Im talking about. But yea the more pressure added to the top the better.

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    SMOOVEE!
    WOW…..YOU AINT CREAM IN A WHILE GAL??

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    @ Man

    Da hell did I walk into?

    Smoove I think you are on your own.

  • trs

    Ok, I am back….

    What’s the subject?

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man I just dont care™

    @SMOOVEE
    “those arent the problems!! Its the OG from the pipe Im talking about. But yea the more pressure added to the top the better.”
    ___________________________________________________________

    No, I get that you can OG on oral and during masturbation. But you need to find out WHY it works that way and tell your man to try and duplicate it.

    He gotta try to stroke from another angle. He hittin you from the back? That kinda helps.

  • trs

    @ Brooklyn

    U still in here?

  • Chi- Town Ck

    @ Glok9n:Lev 20:13 LMAO!!!!! Anyway it happens is always good to me. I think the licks drive me insaner!!

    Nas and Kelis were such a cute couple, I hate to see it end like this. I wonder why she wasn’t saving her money for times like these. Message to ladies: Never put all of your eggs in one basket!

  • 1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!! J-Hud’s concert was OFF THE MEAT RACK!!!!!!!!!

    Gotta get to work, peeps! I’ll check back in on company time.

    See ya!

    **1TruDiva has left the building**

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    @ JB
    Naw not really. Only 25…most women my age are in the same boat:)

    @ Man…roger that! Thats what its going to come down to Im sure.
    @ Glok…lol “cream” really now???
    Im just takin in useful information from u more “experienced” folks

  • http://www.myspace.com/mzpayne_11 Smoovee (requesting membership in the “Lurk for that Negro in the daytime with flashlight” commitee)…)

    Damn time flys!
    Good night guys:)

  • InBetween

    THIS IS JUST PLAIN SAD

    COULDNT THEY WAIT TO FIGHT AFTER THE BABY AND NOT DURING THE PREGNANCY, SMH.

    IT MUST BE REAL DEPRESSING GOING TO ALL THOSE OBGYN APPOINTMENTS ALONE, FEELING THE BABY KICK AND NO FATHER TO SHARE THE EXPERIENCE WITH (*tears)I TRULY FEEL BAD FOR HER…

  • http://bossip I`ll Talk about what I want to talk about Nucca !

    YO for real to me it`s funny when people post about the thread after it reaches 8000.00 and we on here talking about get our sheet off !

    To the folk`s posting about kelis and nas at this point …. BABA BOOOOEE to you !

  • Glok9n:Lev 20:13

    CHITOWN CK!
    WOMEN HAVE TOLD ME THAT EVERY LICK FEELZ LIKE THEY LINGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!!

  • Just My Opinion

    I see you all have been going at it good today!

  • JB (undacuva for a sec)

    Im out yall

  • Carla

    I have a great project for Kelis why doesn’t she audition for HBO’s True Blood, since she’s behaving simular to a vampire, except she thirsty for the m-o-n-e-y, lol. That sounds like a great idea to me ! :)

  • LLOL

    THEY LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER. BUT takes more than that to keep a marriage together, Good luck to her but for the chiLds sake since this will be broadcasted everywhere he needs to help her out just a little out of friendship. Not her crazy demands but the basics till she gets on her feet and we all know she will bounce back making serious money in the futre on her own, she will focus on jus her.

  • http://bossip.com Always keep your mouth shut and never ever tell on your friends”….NEW AWLINZ STATE OF MIND 504)

    LOL THIS BROAD OUT HER MIND…SHE GIVING SISTAS A BAD NAME WIT THAT SHIT. I BET HE WISHED HE NEVER CAME IN HER NOW…..THATS IGGHT ESCO. U STILL THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE..ALWAYS WILL BE TOP OF MY LIST. NAS PAC AND SCARFACE…..I WONDER IF ITS TOO LATE TO KICK HER IN THE STOMACK SO SHE CAN LOSE THE BABY? JUST A THOUGHT

  • Sanjor

    “kick her in the stomach so she can lose the baby”, smdh.

  • http://bossip.com chocolate chip

    F…K Kellis she needs over $20,000 a month to live- she just lost a lot of support. Forget a nanny and babysit your own kid. She lost me

  • http://uneejah@aol.com z queen of bossip

    @smoovee sayz, you look different from the other picture the other one was cuter,. whats up with th hairline.

  • GQ

    Smarten up Nas!

  • Snkrfetish

    She was smart and he was stupid….LOL!!! NAS gonna pay!! Hope he had a prenup. He should learned from Pharrel, she’s about that paper. LOL! Glad it’s not me…LLS!!!!

    P.S. You guys really put too much effort into these celebrity lives.

  • Keirra J.

    After a 5 year marriage that is dissolving it is time to divide the assets. Nas was the breadwinner, So he has to maintain her lifestyle that she was accustomed to. A man can’t take all of the marital assets and cut his wife off without any recourse especially while she is pregnant. If Nas does not want to comply a judge will instruct him to do so.

  • Sanjor

    @missunderstood, I posted to you earlier about role playing, it’s the bomb!!

  • Anemus-Lady

    Ist:
    Men are gold diggers, too.
    2nd:
    whoever said kickher in the stomach needs to thank Jesus that didn’t happen to them and seek help from a mental health facility.

  • http://bossip.com DEEDZ NUTS

    Kelis is a money grubbing hoe..she is n opportunist just like every other woman in the entertainment biz…rather than get a divorce from Nas when they knew it was over..she went and got pregnant? BABIES DONT FIX MARITAL PROBLEMS!!!! what happened to all her “milkshake” $$? i kno she wasnt spending dat while she was married if she is expecting him to continue paying for everything once they’re divored…if she is making 21k/monthly dat means she makes roughly $252k/annually. The baby is Nas’ responsibility thats a given(child support is to SUPPORT THE CHILD).. but he duznt have to support dat b*tch after they r divorced. yes he messed up by not signing a pre-nup but nothing warrants this..i dun care if he cheated on her he duznt need to support her lazy ass…get a f-in job..if u have 2 work @ KFC selln Grilled chicken then u do wat u gotta do 2 support ur kid!!!

  • Chocolateboywonda

    She needs to “CUT BACK” on that frivolous lifestyle and GET REAL! Come on!….$15K per month on entertainment? PULEEZ!!! I know Nas will need to take care of his child support duties but she is just wreckless….Her “Milkshakes” are way to expensive…LOL!

  • http://bossip.com DEEDZ NUTS

    n anotha thing….Nas is a private dude…y is she putn all his financial biznes out there like dat?!!! it jus makes her look even more desperate

  • St. Laura

    Considering she is married to one of the most richest and one of the most influential rappers, she has grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle. Based on most these comments, most of you have no idea what the law entitles. Thankfully we at least have people with half a brain creating policies.

    She’s only getting hers. Don’t be mad because most of you have six baby daddies who won’t foot for child support payments because they are in jail. Read a book.

  • Breeze

    Why do you have a nanny when the baby isn’t born yet? What’s the deal with the $175 a month cleaning bill for the baby rug? I understand getting the baby room ready but if you are going through hard times- put the rug up until the baby gets here so that no dust will accumulate thus getting rid of the need for a $175 cleaning job. Or is there a kid in the home that I don’t know about? Hmmmm…..
    Nas strikes me as a stand up mature man. YES- I could totally be wrong. If he is treating you like this, i figure that you have done something really horrible to him and he is making you pay in a big way. I’ll just leave this alone now and say maybe you should do a reality tv program and/or cut down your expenses. Kelis- to me you are no slouch. I know that if a lot of other “baby mamas” in worse predicaments can pull through- you most definately can with $21,000 a month.

  • http://valleygirl71.blogspot.com ValleyGirl71.blogspot.com

    Ridiculous.

  • http://whogotthatgreen.googlepages.com/home whogotthatgreen.googlepages.com/home

    go here for unity!

  • GApeach

    Divorce is tough. No matter the outcome everyone involved loses especially the children. Kelis deserves to be supported she is still his wife. The divorce is not final. That is the least he could do for her while she tries to get on her feet. There are some really ignorant classless wastes of space on this board. And the sad thing is you will pass it on to your children. Ignorance will be your legacy. :)

  • http://bossip.com DEEDZ NUTS

    To St. Laura…
    you are a moron. if you read a book you would know that “most richest” is not proper english..get a book preferably a dictionary. Just because the law says she is entitled to some sort of money(compensation) doesn’t mean that it is right or moral. Half the women in the world who petition for child support get it just off of the basis that they are women. the laws do not favor men..so if you read a book you would know that..as for being a baby mama with a man in jail..you should be ashamed for stereotyping people (especially black people if thats who your intended target was). I will also make the assumption that you are an opportunist yourself if you think she is just- she came in the relationship with nothing and she should leave with the same. like i said before he should pay child support (for the child only!)

  • http://MYSPACE SWEETLADY

    SHE SHOULDA BEEN STACKN HER PAPER STEADA GOIN ON TRIPS AND STUFF NOW SHE BROKE? HOW DUMB CAN ONE BE OUTSMART THE MAN DONT LET THE MAN OUTSMART U!!!!! NAS DONT OWE HER NOTHING…BUT THE BABY HAS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF

  • Carla

    Kelis also

  • Carla

    Kelis should return to school. I don’t know if she graduated from high school or not a little bit of education does help. There’s nothing wrong with self improvement ! And 22k is a decent amount of money to live on and also if one has job, lol….

  • deo

    spend according to ur income kells,otherwise you keep in trouble ur self,cut down unnecessary cost,life is up and down

  • Jinny

    YO! why so much Hostility against KELIS. Leave the pregnant women alone!!

  • I AM LEGEND

    hahaha

  • http://fawker.us/2009/06/19/nas-we-fathers-put-up-with-everything-and-get-no-respect/ Nas: “We Fathers Put Up With Everything and Get No Respect” |

    [...] Nas isn’t letting any of Kelis’ pre-baby-mama drama stop him from speakin’ his mind about being a real man and holdin’ it down for his seeds. Damn Kelis, the more you rant and rave, the more you’re startin’ to look like a skeeze Like Chris Rock said..”All we fathers get is the big piece of chicken- if we lucky”…Moms get songs by the O’Jays and everything!!!!! Moms deserve that love, but right now I’m shouting out to real dads. [...]

  • Ms. Brilly

    Okay, somebody help me. Don’t they live in Georgia? Didn’t she file for divorce in California?

  • twinkle

    Kelis needs a lump sum payment. I’m pretty sure she’s going to run through it quickly. If she does, that will teach her to live within HER means.

  • Nas wthout a doubt!

    kelis will is looking crazy right about now!

  • http://weliveharlem.com/blog/2009/06/20/mind-your-business-ladies-black-gossip-3/ WeLiveHarlem.com Blog » mind Your Business Ladies (Black Gossip)

    [...] Nas isn’t letting any of Kelis’ pre-baby-mama drama stop him from speakin’ his mind about being a real man and holdin’ it down for his seeds. Damn Kelis, the more you rant and rave, the more you’re startin’ to look like a skeeze Like Chris Rock said..”All we fathers get is the big piece of chicken- if we lucky”…Moms get songs by the O’Jays and everything!!!!! Moms deserve that love, but right now I’m shouting out to real dads. [...]

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