Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Which One Would You Hit???

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Snoop, Mistah FAB, and Too Short where on the scene at the “LIfe of the Party” video shoot in Vegas.

If you HAD to hit one of these kind fellows, WHICH ONE?

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Comments(86) on “Which One Would You Hit???”

  1. BLKLOVE

    the person behind all of em with dey hand behind snoop! das who i would hit! why?

  2. www.DateCelebrity.com

    just saw their profile there . are they looking for love?

  3. bree

    Snoop..w/ my experience the skinny one’s have all the meat elsewhere


  4. 2nd ! hehe aint niether

    they all old trynna pretend they yung pimps

    with 50 different baby mamasz !

  5. Guilty Pleasure

    LOL @ BLKLOVE…………..


  6. How come yall give us the duds and fuglys to choose from? That’s not fair!

  7. da darkness

    ….whomevers snitching

  8. Ms Lady Jordan

    Right @southern belle….seriousy can the ladies get some good eye candy for once?? I want to see some sexy men posted on here…then I’ll let you know which one I’d hit…as for these 3…?? Snoop I guess if I HAD to

  9. Sickofit

    Neither


  10. Tihs is another case of Black men posing for cameras when they SHOULD be helping the Black women! Lokk at them…I SAID LOOOK! It’s obvious that they are thinking of white women and thus smiling!

  11. Raven

    If I had too, Snoop. He ain’t THAT bad. Although all that weed smoking does affect the “sensual seduction,” he’s been promising. And not in a positive way.

  12. Sexy

    I’ll take Too Short cause he a freak!


  13. *sigh*

    I guess if I HAD to.. I would say Snoop. He has his sexy moments.. but LMAO @BlkLove!!!

  14. ewwww

    @bree

    Yes girl i agree from much experience the skinny ones compensate for the meat else where ;)

    Therefore, its Snoop hands down!!

  15. Sarafina

    If there were no other men left on God’s green earth:

    Snoop with the lights off.

    Too short with our clothes kinda still on.

    Mistah if the first two were unavailable.

  16. knockedup

    AWWWWWWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    None of them!

    These men would turn me gay.

  17. Tip

    Too Short, but that cause I been a fan of his since he came out in the 80’s. He’s a freak, but cool and laid back, and I like that.

  18. I'm Just Me

    Um…none…why are they either so short or so skinny. And I heard Too Short beats on females. Big No No.

    NONE OF THEM…NEXT…

    Can we get Tank, Morris Chestnut, someone decent up there??

  19. TheSexyOne

    Bossip always doin us females wrong. Y can’t yall give us a spread like that one time Yall put Marcus Patrick fine ***** on that PlayGirl cover? That man right there, r!diculous!!


  20. Thank you! I wouldn’t mess with anyone of these sell outs with all them White trashy *****s they show in the videos like that is the definition of beauty. That is why Black men get what they deserve – because they never give credit to the Black woman!

  21. Misty Knight

    HMMMM I could no more chose which STD I wanna contract ….OOOH a girls desire!

  22. If u like it, I luv it!!!

    I wouldn’t hit none of them… I just would have to be a born again virgin or somethin. But give Floyd Mayweather…mmmm…mmmm..mmmm!!!!…That man can have whatever he want from me, then I’ll ask his sexy ***** to whoop on my daughter’s dad or should I say Sperm Donor..LOL!!!!


  23. @ewwww….i see you girl about those skinny men. they do seem to “compensate” in other ways!!!

    *wink* *wink*


  24. If u like it, you sound like some slave ***** ho chasing Floyd. he is just another White woman loving ***** who hates black women

  25. getyourhandouttamypocket

    ewwww

    @bree

    Yes girl i agree from much experience the skinny ones compensate for the meat else where

    ————-

    Hell yeah they do…*****…flashback…anyway, I’d have to go with Snoop, b/c with all this eating he does, the fat has to be going…somewhere….*evil laugh*


  26. Misah Fab I guess. I don’t know him, but he can’t possible be as skinny as Snoop and he doesn’t appear to be as short as Too Short. He is the lesser of three demonic evils.

  27. Bigfella

    who is Misah Fab??


  28. @Bigfella

    He does a song called “Don’t Spill it”… but thats the only one I know of. Its a catchy ***** club tune.

  29. ewwww

    @getyourhandouttamypocket

    yes girl no fatties for me, I want the tall and slims!!!! lol!!!

  30. ewwww

    @ southen belle

    yes they do!!!! If you dont know you got to find out, they will work you in ways you never thought!!!!! ewwwww!!! lol!

  31. backyard

    I RATHER DIE

  32. backyard

    I RATHER GET SHOT

  33. Kompton's Kutie

    Neither!

  34. FckedUp Patrol

    Snoop. He’s skinny but I’d suck that bone dry. LMAO


  35. Yes, backyard, I rather get shot too than deal with one of these White girl idolize country negroes! They will treat a Caucasian with all the respect of a queen but sh*t on a upwardly mobile sista. It just irks me to no end. Black man = HATER!


  36. Is “Porgy and Bess” in revival?


  37. Mr. Sexual Eruption DUH! Except Shantay might ***** cut me :| …so none of em!

  38. BlackGirlLost

    Snoop…hands down…All Day Everyday…I love me some tall skinny men, they usually have big, juicy dingalings!!!

  39. feefee

    ***** if I had to choose i guess snoop he prolly got the long meat…

  40. awake

    co-sign Southern Belle and Ms Lady Jordan

    Is it too much to ask for some REAL options?

  41. deafjam04

    NONE

  42. Ms. Kiti

    Oooh, tough one…I’d have to gvie it to Mistah F.A.B. and represent The Rich!

  43. newbein

    If these were the last men on earth, the only way I would have sex again is through masturbation. These three are FUGLY.

  44. sarah

    Snoop hands down!!! There’s something so sexy about him.

  45. uptowngirl

    I’ll hit my own hands please. LOL

  46. and another one....

    Snoop after forcing him to eat 20 buckets of KfC and 50 big macs, them legs be skinny as a m’*****er….


  47. Being from Oakland I’ve been a Too Short fan since he was selling tapes on the back of the AC Transit bus. I met him at a party and was like that’s “Too Short”. He is definately a pioneer.


  48. No Homo

  49. monie911

    None of these clowns, who wants to die?

  50. and another one....

    @M=DADDY feel u on that one, Freeky Tales is my *****.

  51. V

    I’d hit all of em…

    …with a car, lol.

    Why would Bossip ask some bullcorn like that?

    Snoop needs to clean his house & get his wife off those downers before he tries to be the life of anybody’s party.


  52. damn M-daddy u just can’t stay form cross the fence..lmao

    ANd I say COT DAMN too short is looking old.

  53. baby

    WHY BOSSIP? WHY?

  54. baby

    should be asking “which one would you smoke” cause all they *****es high as hell…


  55. @Sunshine

    I’m like Pookie from New Jack City. ” I’m tryin to quit but it keeps callin me”


  56. @and another one….

    I have Dope Fiend Beat as one of my ring tones

  57. BLUNTBLAZER

    BAY AREA IN THA BUILDIN THASA COO ***** VIDEOS THO

    CHECK THA NEW TRACK

    “HYPHY WIFEY” AT

    http://WWW.MY*****E.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

  58. and another one.......

    @M-DADDY Keepin it pimpin… Life is Too $hort


  59. This is HILARIOUS to me considering Mistah Fab likes me lol (P.S. I’m black, he shows me nothing but respect and love but I will be honest and say he does like mixed and white girls a lot too.) He’s actually really cool & smart so Ima have to give it to him! Plus, snoop looks gross he’s so skinny and too shot is just uggg!

  60. truself

    “near nutter”


  61. @and another one…….

    What about Get In Where You Fit In?


  62. Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out

    Dope fiends die with a pipe in their mouths

    Old school buddies not doing it right

    Every day it’s the same

    And it’s the same every night

    I wouldn’t shoot you bro but I’d shoot that fool

    If he played me close and tried to test my cool

    Every day I wonder just how I’ll die

    Only thing I know is how to survive

    There’s only one rule in the real world

    And that’s to take care of you, only you and yours

    Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

    Might deal me some dope but then crime don’t pay

    Black man tried to break into my house again

    Thought he got off early doing time in the pen

    Even though my brothers do me just like that

    I get a lot of love so I’m giving it back to the…

  63. DiamondPrincess

    SNOOP DOGG CAN HALLA AT ME ENYTIME…LOLZ

  64. 409

    I would just want to ride SNOOP, he might have a big one.

  65. sdedee

    @ Bree and ewwww

    Holla loud!!!!!!I’m a witness

  66. doodoobrown

    yuk


  67. Brother M daddy please sit your country ***** down somewhere. It’s just like a porch monkey black man to support these wanna be pimps who’d walk through fire for a Barbie doll white girl but dog their sistas out. There’s always room for you on the plantation next to m*****a and his dog you drug slinging fornicating ignorant sellout!


  68. @SMDH – all REAL – not a STAN

    And good morning to you too.

  69. My Goodness

    Which one would I hit???? All em’….with a Big RIG.

  70. My Goodness

    Which one would I hit???? All of em’….with a Tonka Truck.

  71. My Goodness

    Just looked at the photo, again. This should be a, “Jesus, take the wheel.”

  72. and another one.......

    @M-DADDY Damn SMDH is a man hater for real, im shocked she on a ‘which one would you hit’ She hates our men thats’s for sure. K SMDH this ones for you, a lil Too $hort ‘I met this girl her name was Beth her P*ussy got wet and it smelt like death’ – Come on SMDH you know u a Too $heezy fan?????


  73. @and another one…….

    LMAO Yeah she be on some other sh$% but in the words of Short Dog “I aint Trippin no more it reall aint worth my time”

  74. SMDH - all REAL - not a STAN

    If Beth was white, Too $hort would run through fire for her. Real Talk knows what I’m saying. She know Black men ain’t *****! So that picture of three clown coon *****s just symbolize all them ignorant ***** black men, selling or somoking drugs, making a kid they can’t/won’t take care of, hating on black woen, or sitting in jail f*cking another man. Black men ain’t *****. REAL TALK!!! You got me?


  75. Snoop and Too Short of course !

  76. Promiscuously chic

    I love love love Obama!! Michelle? no so much .. she looks like she can scrap though, ha? anyway, if anyone knows how to become an intern at the white house, holla atch girl!! he looks like he needs his dikk sucked RIGHT! :lol:

  77. CrisJEAN

    Skinny Niccas throw the —- well!!! That’s what PAC said..so..U already know my answer;)

  78. Mona

    Misty Knight

    HMMMM I could no more chose which STD I wanna contract ….OOOH a girls desire!

    ___________

    LMAO…I wouldn’t be up on any…damn this is no kinda selection.

  79. *****ing Bull*****

    What the ***** is this bull*****? Are they ***** circus clowns? They even have clown names. What a bunch of *****s! I hate *****ing *****s!

  80. jimy2001

    OMG, so attractive, i saw her blog on multiraciallove.com. The blog is sincere and attractive. every one needs something new,It’s said most famous stars has tried to seek some hot guys for interracial relationship or joy. Maybe sometimes you need to make your life more crazy.


  81. These options are disturbing. I guess if I had absolutely no other option, I’d go with Too $hort. He look like he do nasty stuff.


  82. Too short then again ummmmmmm.none

  83. WESTCOASTLOVE

    YEA RIGHT ~ WESTCOAST ON MINES AND ALL THREE OF THEM SUCESSFUL FINE ***** BLACK MEN GOIT ACTION AT A REAL WOMAN YA DIG AND FO TEH RECORD OOOO MISTAH F.A.B IS DEFINATELY ONE OF THE GREATEST LYRICIST YOULL EVER HERE HES THE FREESTYLE KING PLEASE BELIEV ME ~ YALL WANT MEN WHO LOOK AND ACT LIKE MEN OR JOHNNY GILL WHO WANTS YOUR MAN ~ JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL HMMM PLEASE , HES DRIVIN THEM MEN TO SUCESS INSTEAD OF THE PEN SO I THINK HES ALREADY TAKIN THE WHEEL , YEA WE ARE FORM A DIFFERENT WORLD THAN YOU ALL OBVIOUSLY WE LOVE ALL THE BLACK MEN FROM OUR HOODS NOT JUST THE ONES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY ONLY VISIT THEY MAMMAS CAUSE THEY TO SELFISH TO MOVE HER ***** ….. WESTCOAST ! OOOO AND FOR THE RECORD ALL THE RAPPERS OUT TODAY ARE IMMULATING TH WESTCOAST SWAG OF ALL THEM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER CLOSE YO MOUTHS, IT ATTRACTS FLIES , YEA I SAID IT ….. YALL DONT EVER SHOW THE WEST NOOOOOOOOOO LOVE BUT ITS ALL GOOD I BET YOU WE KNOW WHO WONT BE GOIN BACK TO KILLA CALI HAAAAAAAAA ? YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE R.I.P. MAC DRE

  84. PIMP DADDY

    you stupid hoes commenting on which nucca you’ll let ***** yall is wild.it just proves that most hoes are stupid.

  85. PIMP DADDY

    *****ES HOE UP AND BLOWUP.


  86. They all look high

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