Friday, February 29th, 2008
Remy Ma Trial Date: March 6th
Posted by Bossip Staff
Remy Ma aka Remy Smith is set for trial next week for shooting her friend Markeda Barnes-Joseph last summer:
Jury selection for the New York trial of a Grammy-nominated rapper accused of shooting an acquaintance over missing money will begin next week. The 26-year-old Bronx rapper is accused of shooting a woman in the abdomen last July after leaving a Greenwich Village party. She said the woman took $2,000 from her purse. She has pleaded not guilty to assault and related charges and is free on $250,000 bail. She could face up to 25 years in prison if convicted.
Damn, 25 years of getting that box eaten out by all the lovely prison ladies. Poor thang.
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First!!!!! Does anyone care about this, though? Me being first is bittersweet…..
Does she look like Lauryn Hill????
I could careless about this crazy chick! and she’s crazy 4real! these stars will learn sooner or later they are not above the law! the judical system is getting so tired of this *****! they will start making examples outta these nucca’s yet!
Paul Bunyan chic….
For some reason, I am thinking she will get probation.
I still can believe that she wore that to court. She should get 15 for the injustice alone!!!
….or contempt @ the least!
@NIKKI..YOU DAMN FOOL!..I just don’t have no comment about that Nik! WTF is really goings on with dat? LMBAO!
MO NIN KZZZZZZZZZZZZ…I HOPE HER “BOX” DON’T HAVE A PATCH OF BLONDE IN THE FRONT…(ewwwwwww)…
@Nikki
LOL- those trousers are wrong- a bit Andre 3000ish!
If peeps coukd go to jail for crimes aganist fashion, I reckon Lil Kim, Trina, Flav ( and all those skanky chicks on his show), Amy WineHouse et al, would ber serving life
who else do you think would go down?
@Nikki, LOL, although there was nothing that said she wore that to court. It’s still all wrong anyway…
I hate to be a hater, but her face looks like mud. Whoever did her make-up should accompany her to jail.
Even though she is only 17 I have to put Lil Mama on that list. She be looking stupid as hell at some events LOL
@ Vinandi
It is too many folks that should be locked up. Kelis would be one of those folks.
@ Re
That is a real old pic. I do believe that is one of her court “suits”. Ill research and get back at you with a post or date…
yeah Lil Mama too and Lauren Hill!
I would say Kelis- 70 % of the time gets it wrong, but somethimes her funky styles a hit!
LOL @Drock…I’m mad you even thought of that, lol!
the thing about Remy is that most of the time she looks like trash but she poses like she’s flawless
Who cares? This ***** must be hella big on the east coast cuz what has she ever done besides Lean Back. Really? Her, Khia, Jackie O, Foxy I feel for cuz she got hearing issues, but the only female rapper that’s making any noise is Trina.
@ bree, that’s called the Tiffany Pollard Syndrome. LOL.
@NIKKI, Gotcha. If thats old, Lord knows what she’s wearing now. What a tradgedy…
WHOMP WHOMP!!!
“what happens when the shots lick off, we call it star wars”-NAS what a banger that one was.
Yall cracking me up this morn 4 real!! LOL
Well I hope she goes to jail. White celebs can get away w/ just about anything but 2 things
1. Remy is NO celeb
2. You are black
I could have never been in that position and even thought about poppin a chick for $2k? Yea right a good “beat down” would’ve made it alright but I’m not risking my freedom for that. You gotta spit on my mom for me to shoot you.
It’s about time. Next up, R. Kelly!!
@ Don King
Trina needs to give it up too. I need to get Eve and Kim back in the game. ***** I will settle for some one new.
@ Re
If you go on TMZ it says something like Train Wreck. She doesnt have on that fit but is one equally horrific…
“because at the end of the day, at the end of the day i’m a do me”-Remy Ma when she talked about when she see Lil Queen B. her flows be aight, she be making shorties lean back no front’n, ouch!
@DROCKO..WAZ GOODY?..WHAT IT DEW ON DIS HERE FRI-DAY MURNIN?
@NIKKI…STOP IT!..LOL
@ Nikkie, LOL you’re a nut.
HI RE!!!!
IIIIIII’MMMMMMMM BAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!!!
@Lai Hey honey! Lol, where’s that gravatar?
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND I KEPT TRYING, AND SUDDENLY IT APPEARED….LOL!…GOOD LOOKING…
@DONKING! I live on the East Coast, and she is not big around my way at all..she thinks she is! that’s why her azz will pay for her crime! I’m telling yall they are tired of this ***** from these stars!
I’M MAD THAT SHE GOT ON THAT DORA THE EXPLORER WIG
@Lai, where there’s a will, there’s a way.
@Kzzmerghthere, cosign
@ msjlh
Im mad at you…LOL!!!
Dora the explorer!!! Ya’ll are killing me this morn…wheres Notorious One @?
@ RE…
PLEASE LEAVE NOTORIOUSONE WHERE EVER HE IS TIL I FINISH MY 1ST CUP OF COFFEE!…I NEED THE BOOST FOR HIM
Where is Encyclopedia Brown? That cat is hilar!!!
I just reread what Remy’s accused of….as if the shooting in the abdomen isn’t enough. She’s (allegedly) a theif too? Shame on her, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, its a theif.
@ Lai LOLOLOLOLOL Getting wired already…I burst out laughing when I read that, oh he’ll be in here, please believe
She’ll enjoy it.
Damn she is soooo going to prison. Damn.
But i like that shirt!
this chick is just wrong, wrong, wrong…..
KZZMERGHTHERE
I could careless about this crazy chick! and she’s crazy 4real! these stars will learn sooner or later they are not above the law! the judical system is getting so tired of this *****! they will start making examples outta these nucca’s yet!
i COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU. ALL THAT RAPPING ABOUT HER READY TO KILL SOMEONE FOR SOMETHING. I’D BET SHE’D SING LIKE A CANARY WHEN SHE MEETS HER CELLMATE. SUCH IGNORANCE
@RE…
I KNOW HE WILL…I WAS BORED IN CL***** LAST NIGHT SO I STARTED SURFING ALL THE COMMENTS AND I SWEAR HE WAS IN 9 OUT OF 10 OF THEM…LOL!
OH AND…
WHERE’D YOU READ REMY WAS A THIEF?
She look hit… But she does know how to pose! Still probably the finest thing in the projects.. Yes, projects cause anyone lettin shots off over 2 g’s is a broke *****… She gonna get some jail, trust.
dang @ Cage
lol
@Lai LOL, I’m believe it too!
I’m glad you checked me on that, scratch that comment, it says her friend took the $2000 out her purse.
LOL @Drock…I’m mad you even thought of that, lol!
@RE…ME TO..LOL
@KZZZZZZ, ALL I KNOW IS..IT’S SNOWING HERE IN OHIO..AND A SISTA TRYIN TO GO HOME EARRRRLY…
@ Don King
LMFBAO.. Tiffany Pollard Syndrome, i’m going to run with that..such an appropriate title
Remy know good and well she didn’t have 2 g’s in her purse! Fibber. Anyways, I don’t like her so I could care less about her upcoming trial. And she looks a hot scary kick your ***** mess in that pic. that is all!
She is a *****ODY in NY. Last mix tape she was on she was going @ Lil mama. Now even though lil mama can’t dress, a 26 year old woman shouldn’t try to battle a kid. She sounded so garbage, you can tell she tried mad hard. She is the self proclaimed Queen of NY. *****ody reps her!!
Good she has a date… she needs to go on and do her time and get it over with.
@Lady A…I likes your new pic girl!
Good Morning everyone!
YEAH BUT THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I HEARD THE MONEY WASN’T MISSING…
@ BREE…
I WOULDN’T QUITE CATEGORIZE REMY WITH TIFFANY POLLARD…TIFFANY IS AN ACTRESS AND DRAMA QUEEN IN THE END SHE WOULDN’T BUST A PIMPLE….REMY IS ACTUALLY A BIT OFF!….
@DROCK..Yeah I know that snow is headed for us this evening! I am so tired of snow it’s not even funny..I am suppose to CT to visit my people and then this SNOW ***** keeps coming!
@LADYA!..she is so ignorant, I went to a fashion show once and she was there not to perform but just to speak about lord knows what! but she was GHETTO! fab it wasn’t funny!
@CAGE>>LOL…u r so right!
@SOUTHERNBELLE: MURNIN!
Going on Lil Mama? Shame on her, thats a grown woman. Booo
She looks atrocious. Somebody said white stars can get away with anything? Well most white stars don’t go around busting caps in **********as either. *****s need to chill with that “It’s unfair *****.” Ok maybe it is unfair. But don’t give the cops ammunition to lock your ***** up. Keep your liscence straight. Smoke your weed at home. Don’t carry an unregistered, and unpermitted gun in the car.
If you get stopped, you can do what I do, stick out my drivers liscence and registration, speak proper english, without a mouth full of country***** gold fronts. Say gimme my ticket and keep it movin’. Be smart.
what is this shiggety? why this shirt? she look like she on her way to a ho-down….maybe she on her way to go down on a ho…lol…
augh!those velveteen boots..
@ Jubeisan
I cosign!!!!!!! Great post.
@Jusbeisan
Second that!
This ***** has on a spring shirt, summertime capris’? and fall boots. What time of the year is it? IDK…
@ LAI
so are u saying Tiffany is sane?..the only comparison i made between Remy & Tiffany is that they look a hot mess but pose as if they are flawless, always..hence Don King dubbing it the Tiffany Pollard Syndrome. LOL
@ Bree, okay my bad…
I thought you were saying that they were both crazy…which I don’t think Tiffany is crazy, she’s one of those loud mouth b*tches that try to intimidate you with her mouth but has no heart….whereas Remy (obviously) has no problem wit popn’ a nucca…
@NIKKI…I’M NOT SPEAKING 2 YO AZZ NO MORE! DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES YOU WANT ME TO SAY HI?…LOL LOL!
I don’t blame her for shooting her *****. SHe shouldnot have been stealing. DAM what she has on. SHe has a choice of wearing whatever she like as well as you do each day that you get up and get dressed. STOP hating! Bottom line I would’ve shot her ***** too or beat her ***** so bad that she would’ve rathered been shot. Keep your head up Remy.
@Kai
lol, i agree that Tiffany is all bark no bite. Some of the things she does can not be real and my only explanation is bcuz she is crazy, not bcuz she is acting
@LAI***
whoops my bad!
@ KZZ
WHAT UP MY NICCA!!! I didnt speak today?!?! Im rude as f*ck. Im wanna go home!!! I wanna watch the stories…in my bed…eating a grilled cheese sandwich…is that to much to ask for?
KZZ call my boss for me and tell him that I have a “family emergency”….PLEASE..I would do it for you
@ lil sexy…
Sweety 2k is no money to shoot someone over…I understand the principle behind it, but a good azz whoopn’ would’ve surficed. At the end of the day Remy has jeopardized ALOT, she is a single mother of a young boy, who now may not see his mother outside of jail for a very long time…even if some say it wasn’t much of one, she may have ruined her career and at the end of the day…the amount of money she’s spending to try and get her ***** out of this mess is a hell of alot more than the 2k!
@ Lai
u sexy
@KZZ…murnin baby!
@squidbilly…
Thank you boosie!
@NIKKI….THAT’S BETTER. I know I heard you complaining about your car on another post, it seems like when I wash my car pigeons poop the hell outta of it!lmao…
Stay your azz at work just like me DAMMIT! I suffer you suffer!..LOL LOL! I know you wanna cut me now!..LMBAO!
@SOUTHERNBELLE..READY TO GO HOME LIKE NIKKI! lol…
@LIL SEXY: WTH kind of *****ERY! is coming outta your mouth! you must be young dumb and full of *****! when a ***** try to bring you down! show them it’s nothing and move on! stay away from them that’s all! ***** like that ruins families as it is..she could’ve killed that girl and then both of there families would be without them! THINK! look at what’s happening to REMY because of a foolish act! this ***** is no joke..2g’s get real. I would’ve sat her azz down and told her if she needed the money I would’ve given it to her, you kill people with kindness not with guns!
@ KZZ
This is not Lil Moe…When I cry we cry…LOL!!!
@NIKKI!LOL! WE BOTH HAVE TO RIDE THIS ***** OUT! AND THEN WE HAVE A SNOW STORM COMING! *****ING MY WHOLE W/E UP..I WAS TRYING TO GO TO CT. TO SEE MY PEEPS!
@ LOL SEXY…I mean LIL SEXY
We do have a choice to wear what we want. I just make better choices than Remy Ma.
P.S you must have never had 2 stacks before. Dont worry I will start a collection for you. Save your pennies for the bank…dont spend out on lead!!!
@NIKKI! THAT ***** WENT RIGHT OVER “LIL DUMMY’S”(LIL SEXY) HEAD! LMBAO!
@ KZZ
Peep Jamie Fox…SSSSKKKKEEEERRRTTTT on the trip!!! No mama im jokin’!!! Hope you make it and have a great time. Im going to see the Wiz tonight…Mike so broke he might show up!!! LOL @ Mike!!!
@lilsexy
girl you trippin!! 2g isn’t worth my time or freedom. she is about to go to JAIL no PRISON. She is a damn fool and about to lose her life over this dum *****. And what about the girl she almost died for 2gs. she didn’t even steal the money she found it later, so now she popped her homie and she didn’t even steal the money. I’m far from a hater but i’ll call a spade a spade and she is a *****.
Nikki if you call my job I’ll call yours cus i’m tired of these stupid ***** people LOL it’s friday and everyone should be home. Feel me?
@ mojojo195
Give me your number…starting with area code!!! LOL!!!
@ Lai
u welcome. i had seen boosie at the movies and cheesecake bistro and took a pic wit him. thats my nigg 4sho.
@ Re…
What’s good beautiful.
@ Lai…
What’s the situation? No boost needed today, we gonna have a smooth Friday. But I’m sure someone else will feel your wrath!! LOL
@ Southern Belle…
W*****up, how’s the Friday treating you?
@Notorious One
Hey babes, lol, we were waiting for you to get up in here- Lai was doing her stretches and warm-ups to prepare us for the wrath!
I’ve tried,
but i am not feeling the wig all up in this pic!!
UUGGGHH take that mess off!
lai has a sexy gravatar
@ Re…
Hey sweetie, no wrath for me today. It’s Friday and I’m tryna stay on cruise control. Have one contract to look over and hopefully that’s my day.
On Remy Ma…she would want to look into a serious high profile atty, ie, Benjamin Brafman, if she seriously wants to dodge this bullet!
SHE LOOKS THE TYPE TO POP SOMEBODY…GANSTA…LOL.
@ Lai…
“Sweety 2k is no money to shoot someone over. … the amount of money she’s spending to try and get her ***** out of this mess is a hell of alot more than the 2k!”
WHAT?!?! Lai and I actually agree on something?!?!? :-O LMBAO!
You are on point w/ everything you said though. She may still dodge a major bullet but she’s gonna have to spend serious dough on a high profile atty (ie, one who has ‘on-the-low’ sway w/ the judge).
@Lai and Notorious One
Oh wait, I agree as well! Lai what’d you put in that coffee you were talking about?
Aw, you know I’m teasing too, but you were on point, High five!
Poor Remy Ma hopefully she didn’t do it. I saw this on globalgrind I said to myself dang Remy you life is about to be done over a couple of dollars…hey!
@LAI: yeah that is a good point, but like I said people don’t think about that.. too busy out here trying to be hard and make a name for themselves! it’s sad but it’s society in a whole!
@ lil sexy…
“I would’ve shot her ***** too or beat her ***** so bad that she would’ve rathered been shot.”
That’s a mean game you talk right there. Have you ever been to jail? I find it kinda funny though cause I’ve come across a lot of hard nukkas but when they’re in that interview room getting grilled on a shooting or a murder, it’s a completely different story. Watch The First 48 on A&E (Thurs. nights…great REAL show) and you’ll see what I’m talking about. Can’t be hard when you come to realize that you’re about to loose your freedom.
SHE’S NOT GOING TO JAIL FOR THAT LONG IF AT ALL- ALL IT TAKES IS PAYING THE RIGHT PEOPLE. ATTENTION REMY- NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO ***** SOMEBODY UP, USE YOUR CAR-VEHICULAR HOMICIDE HAS VERY LITTLE TIME IF ANY.
HEY RE, NOTORIOUS ONE, AND KZZMERGHTHERE…
SORRY FOR THE DELAY, I WAS DOING THE TEXT THING FROM MY PALM…
@NOTOROUS ONE…WHOA! I WAS SHOCKED TO SEE THAT WE DID AGREE!…AND YES ITS GOING TO BE A SMOOTH FRI…I’M NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE CONTRAVERSAL…I HAVE A HANG OVER AND JUST WANT THE DAY TO HURRY UP AND P*****!!!…
@RE…EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOW THAT I LOVE AN X-TRA LARGE FRENCH VANILLA COFFEE WITH SPLENDA!…IN THE SUMMER ITS A VENTI FRAPACHINO WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND A SPRINKLE OF CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE POWDER…LOL…
@SQUIDBILLY…OH SO THAT IS YOU IN THE PIC…WASN’T SURE…
@ CAT EYES…
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW ‘VEHICULAR HOMICIDE’ WAS AN EASY ‘GET OFF’ CRIME…I BEAT TWO CASES MYSELF…ILMFAO!
@ Lai…
“I HAVE A HANG OVER AND JUST WANT THE DAY TO HURRY UP AND P*****!!!”
Where was the party last night? I see you start your weekend off early. I need to start doing that myself. LOL
I HAVEN’T GONE OUT IN A WHILE, AND WAS THIRST, SO I WENT TO THIS SPOT LAST NIGHT WITH THE INTENTION OF HAVING A FEW DRINKS LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC FOR A HOT MINUTE, WELL THAT HOT MINUTE TURNED INTO A FEW HOURS…ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS 5 A.M….THANK GOD MOST OF MY BOSSES ARE GONE AND THE DAY IS QUIET….
@LAI: IN THE SUMMER ITS A VENTI FRAPACHINO WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND A SPRINKLE OF CINNAMON AND CHOCOLATE POWDER…LOL…~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING BOUT!…I’M READY FOR ONE RIGHT NOW!
@NOTORIOUS: YEAH ME TOO BUT I GET UP SO EARLY THAT LATELY I CAN’T HANG ON THURS:LOL…
Remy looks like a British ***** in that pic!!!
@ Lai…
“ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS 5 A.M.”
DAAAYYUMMMM, that is serious right there. I guess that means the spot was jumpin’!!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
Gotta do that every once in a while though. Keeps you young.
@ KZZMERGHTHERE….OH TRUST ME ITS NO EASY TASK…I WAKE UP AT 5:30 AM EVERY (WEEK) DAY, ON WED. I DIDN’T GET HOME TIL 10PM, AFTER WORK YESTERDAY I WENT TO CL***** GOT OUT AT 10 DIDN’T GET HOME TIL 11, DIDN’T GET TO THE CLUB TIL 1…HOME AT 5:15, SHOWERED CHANGED AND BACK AT WORK, AND TONIGHT I HAVE TO WORK AT MY 2ND JOB…I’VE BEEN AWAKE FOR 31 HRS NOW, BY THE TIME I GET SOME SLEEP 46 HRS WILL HAVE P*****ED…OH TRUST ME I AM PAYING FOR A FEW HRS OF FUN, THATS WHY IT DOESN’T HAPPEN OFTEN…
@ Lai…
Yeah but when you finally do hit that bed…that’s gonna be some GREAT a*s sleep right there. Just hope you have some free time so you can REALLY get ya’ snooze on.
trina is the only female rapper and shawna that sre not gettting in trouble.. but people do yal forget that they are human and from the hood just lik the rest of us.. naturally if somebody stole 2 stacks from my purse in the hood same thing a go down ..never am i a hater people do what they do.. we all get up and get dressed and im sure people dont agree with what we have on….. regardless of the amount of money in the hood stealing will get you knocked of real easy .. but i do gotta say if she do go to jail her son will be grown when she get out.. but what we cant do is talk about what she have done because we never know what she been through and how she was feeling …
Ay Remy ‘how u doin?’
@ NOTORIOUS ONE…NOPE, I DON’T SAT MY DAUGHTER HAS A PAGENT TO DO, SO I’LL BE OUT EARLY GETN HER PREPARED, AND THEN I HAVE TO WORK SAT. NIGHT, I CAN’T LOOK FORWARD TO ANY ‘GOOD’ SLEEP TIL SUNDAY
THE CLUB CLOSES AT 3…(I LIVE IN ORLANDO, FL…BUT FROM THE BX)…. I MUST’VE STOOD IN THE PARKING LOT SOCIALIZING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR (YEAH THEY DO THAT PARKN’ LOT PIPN’ HERE)…AND THEN I WENT TO BREAKFAST, DIDN’T EAT MIND YOU, I WENT TO EAT BUT IT WAS TOO CROWDED I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE HOOPLA AND BEFORE I KNEW IT THE SKY WAS GETN’ BRIGHT…AND THE SPOT WAS THINNING OUT!….
@ msindependent…
“regardless of the amount of money in the hood stealing will get you knocked of real easy”
But that’s the problem, she’s obviously in the business to try to get OUT of the ‘hood. And one thing artists have to understand is that getting out of the ‘hood is not just a physical thing but a mental thing as well.
And it’s not just that her son will be grown by the time she gets out, but what happens now w/ HIS life? Once you have kids you have to realize that ish you’re doing out there is gonna have an adverse effect on them as well. So is $2Gs worth you not seeing your son grow up?
@ Lai…
I feel for you but definitely hope it was worth it though. Make me wanna flow out to a party one day next week. LOL
you only live once, gotta have fun at some point…I work two jobs, am a full time student,single and a single mother…after awhile I get grouchy…and need to release energy…
@ Lai…
“after awhile I get grouchy”
Ummm, yeah I don’t think you need to tell me that one. First hand experience. LMBAO! I feel you though, hats off to you for holdin’ it down and STILL takin’ care of self!
Where my girl RE at?!?!?
She needs to get convicted. These so called celebrities think they can get away with murder and face no consequences. I wouldve just whooped the ***** ***** real good, not tried to kill her!! Real talk.
@LAI: our schedules are simular to some aspect: except I try to shut some eye when I am @work..LOL..barely take a lunch..like today I have carrot bites, orange, apple, gotta have my fruit! but I haven’t taking the time to even eat that. Not to mention I get up at 5:15am everyday..it gets tough like that this time of year because of tax season..but I will be o.k. BONUS time soon..If I had a child to take care of he or she would not like me! so I commend you Lai for that!
I’ve been so busy talking to you (don’t get much male interaction) I almost forgot about Re..
((((((RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE)))))))…WHERE U AT?
@LAI: LMAO , forgot to mention how you said “the club closes at 3..you get that in there don’t you?..LOL!
@ Notorious One and Lai
Heyyyyyyyy
See, I go to stuff my face for one minute and ya’ll already forgot about me. Sadly, I also had to train my supervisor…can you believe this….
@ KZZMERGHTHERE….
THANK YOU…YOU SAY THAT BUT IF YOU HAD A KID THAT WOULDN’T BE, MY BABY GIRL IS MY WORLD, GOD BLESSED ME WITH A GOOD ONE, SHE IS SO UNDERSTANDING OF MY SCHEDULE AND KNOWS THAT I’M DOING MY BEST TO TAKE CARE OF HOME, SHE’S A HONOR ROLL STUDENT (SHE GOES TO PRIVATE SCHOOL) AND VERY RESPONSIBLE AT HOME, SHE’S IN DANCE, CHEER AND CHORUS, AND I MAKE IT TO EVERYTHING SHE PERFORMS IN EVEN WITH MY HECTIC SCHEDULE (AT TIMES FUNCTIONG ON NOTHING BUT AN HOUR OF SLEEP AND RED BULL), SHE IS MY MOTIVATION, I DO WHAT I DO FOR HER!…THE CHILD THAT SHE IS MAKES MY EFFORTS POSSIBLE!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…LOL…NORMALLY I WOULDN’T CLOSE THE CLUB BUT I HAD JUST GOT THERE…LOL! I’M FROM NY SO I’M USED TO THE CLUB CLOSING AT 4 AND SERVING TIL 4…HERE MOST PLACES CLOSE AT 2 AND IF THEY DO STAY OPEN TIL 3 THEY STOP SERVING AT 2!…
@RE…FILE THAT AWAY FOR LATER USE…LIKE DURING ANNUAL REVIEW TIME…
Aw, Lai I feel you, I work full time, go to school full time (graduating in 9 mths!) and take care of my crazy soldier hubby and my strange father-in-law…trying to hold it down! Damn, have we all stopped talking about Remy? She must not have been that interesting…
@ Re…
“I go to stuff my face for one minute and ya’ll already forgot about me.”
Definitely ain’t forget about you. Thought you were on another post or had work to do or maybe went to lunch.
Train ya’ supervisor?!?!? Don’t let ‘em forget about that. Like LAI said, file that way for review time.
LOL, EXACTLY! Aye, where’s Notorious hiding?
@ Re…
Let us know if we need to holla at ‘em and be like, “yeah, we were all on Bossip that one day and we had to do w/out Re for a few cause she was busy schoolin’ the supervisor on what she needs to do, so y’all need to hook a sistah up w/ a phatty bonus & raise!” LOL
@LAI…YOUR WELCOME! FINALLY SOME INTELLIGENT PEOPLE DOING MORE THAN JUST ARGUING ON THESE POST! I KNOW SOMETIMES I GET INTO IT WITH SOME FOOL BUT I BE SITTING HERE CRACKING THE HELL UP AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE TRUE ENOUGH WE DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER. LAI THAT IS SO GOOD YOU SEEM LIKE GOOD PEOPLE “MI HAVE NUFF RESPECT FI YOU MY SISTREN”
@RE: YEAH I COULD BELIEVE YOU HAD TO TRAIN THE SUP, ON SOMETHING BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT WHAT WE DO AS EMPLOYEES! SADD!
@NOTORIOUS: YOU KNOW SISTER’S CAN HOLD ***** DOWN LIKE THAT! TRUE STORY ALL DAY!
@
I think this is the best she could do
Lol, I dunno, she asked me to help her do some admin work on the computer. I’m just going to pretend she’s from an older generation and can’t figure it out.
@Lai, btw, I can’t see your gravatar, am I crazy, or can everybody else see it?
@LAI: I LIVE IN STATEN ISLAND SO I HAVE MY SHARE OF PARTYING TRUST ME IF YOU ARE FROM NY YOU CAN HANDLE IT! LOL! BUT YOU SEEM LIKE YOU HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS TOO! UNLIKE ALOT OF OTHER YOUNG LADIES.
@Kzzme….Ya heard! Totally agree with you
@Notorious One
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL
@NIKKI..WHERE YOU AT? YOU JUST BE DISTAPEERING!..LOL! I KNOW IT’S DISAPPEARING, I’M COPYING THE RUGRATS PEOPLE! LOL!
@ KZMERGHTHERE…
“YOU KNOW SISTER’S CAN HOLD ***** DOWN LIKE THAT! TRUE STORY ALL DAY!”
Of course!! That’s why I looooves me my black women!!
@RE: MY REGARDS TO YOU, YOU HAVE HUBBY AND FATHER-IN-LAW YOU SAID! I KNOW YOU NEED TO SIP EVERY NOW AND THEN? LOL..BUT SERIOUSLY..I SWEAR SOME MEN GO THROUGH THAT TIME JUST LIKE WE DO! LMBAO!
@NOTORIOUS: ALLRIIIGHT THEN! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! CUZ I DON’T STRAY AWAY FROM MY BLACK MEN AT ALL! WON’T HAPPEN!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
“YOU HAVE HUBBY AND FATHER-IN-LAW YOU SAID! I KNOW YOU NEED TO SIP EVERY NOW AND THEN”
Forget the fam, if you on Bossip for more than 20 minutes in a day you need a healthy swig of grandpa’s ol’ cough medicine when you get home!! LMBAO!
@Kzzme LMAO!
Don’t get me started, I love the hubby but his army mentality is crucial. But he keeps me on point though, gotta love it. His pops on the other hand….this guy should be on tv, that’s all I’m sayin’
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
No DOUBT!! Personally, I just don’t think there’s anyone more beautiful (inside AND out) or stronger than a black woman.
@ KZZ
I had to go get my munch on…
I was just on Weezy getting “black balled” by Chuck…
LOLOL @Notorious one.
I’m getting out the bottle now…
@ Re…
“I’m getting out the bottle now…”
DAAAYYUMMM, let me find out you got a lil’ stash in ya’ office!?!? LOL What’s your preference?
@NIKKI: SOMEBODY BODERING YOU? SORRY BUT I LOVE THE RUG RATS!.. LET ME GO CHECK THIS ***** OUT!
@RE: ARE WE TALKING FRED SANFORD T.V?
@NOTORIOUS: THAT’S GOOD YOU GIVE SISTER’S A CHANCE B4 YOU LABEL US ALL THE SAME:
@LAI..WHERE DID LAI GO? I THINK WE LOST HER! AS FAR AS POSTING ABOUT REMY’S TIRED AZZ NOT!
@RE& NOTOORIOUS: CAN YALL P***** THE BOTTLE! SO I CAN POUR SOME? DAMN CAN A SISTER GET SOME?
@Notorious one, aw naw, never been a drinker, just teasing
@Kzzme
Definitely Fred Sanford. With a touch of African!
And yeah where is my Lai?
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
“THAT’S GOOD YOU GIVE SISTER’S A CHANCE B4 YOU LABEL US ALL THE SAME”
Never that! You come to learn that every race & culture has their bad seeds but you can’t judge the whole by the actions of a few.
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
“CAN YALL P***** THE BOTTLE! SO I CAN POUR SOME?”
Re is the one w/ the stash in her desk! Pour, pour & p***** Re! W*****up!?!?
@ KZZ
Man I’ll clown that joker…you know me!!!
@Kzzme and Notorious
Alright, alright, I lied, I’m p*****ing it now…lol
Damn, we are all seriously in need of activity this evening (or a new job), I don’t want to become a Bossiphead. Or is it too late?
@NIK..I KNOW I WENT OVER THERE..THAT’S WHY WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY TRYING TO GET AT YOU! I CRACK UP BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS KILL’EM..***** IS HILARIOUS! LMBAO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..
@RE: it’s o.k to come here and chat with folks sometimes i have been doing it for awhile. and i must say i feel like i know some of these people for real, because we talk sometimes all day..mind you i’m at work and holding this down it’s rough but hey somebody has to do it! lmao!
@ Re…
“Alright, alright, I lied, I’m p*****ing it now…lol”
Good look! Getting me one of those generic coffee cups from the break room so they think I’m sippin’ on some tea or something…LMBAO!
And yeah, it’s too late, once you put your pic up on gravay, it’s a WRAP!
p***** a new law…. shoot a sticky fingered ***** in the damn gut!!!!! hahah
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT P***** GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200…Omg for that horrible ensemble she needs to be locked up instantly!! Hurting my damn eyes!
@Kzzme
Lol, so true, I actually check bossip like I check my email…I tried to deny myself this love affair I have with you bossip bloggers (even the haters) but it was inevitable. LOL
@Notorious one
LOLOL
@KZZMERGHTHERE…chile I’ve been here 3yrs now my blood is getn’ thin, I can’t do it like I’m used to…
@ Queer Eye…
“Hurting my damn eyes!”
That’s probably what she was aiming for so that none of the witnesses could look directly at her and identify her. LMBAO!
@QUEER TELL THEM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL..LOL!
sorry ya’ll my director came to my desk, and then it was like a mini party, i had two directors and and a few employees at my desk chit chatting, and all I could think of is ‘would ya’ll hurry up and leave I need to get back to bossip’ ya’ll should’ve seen me trying to read the messages on the low….ilamo!
@LAI. YOU LIKE ORLANDO?…I AM FROM COCOA BEACH MYSELF! BUT I’VE BEEN LIVING HERE ALL MY LIFE REALLY, BUT MOST OF MY FAMILY STILL SURROUND THE FLA KEYS!
@ Lai…
“I’ve been here 3yrs now my blood is getn’ thin”
You’ve been on Bossip for 3 years?!?!? DAYYUMMM! I guess you gotta have that work mental break. LOL
Work on my computer damn near ALL day (and some of my nights) so Bossip is a welcome break. LOL
@RE…YOU CAN’T SEE MY PIC?? IT’S UP…SQUIDBILLY EVEN SEES IT…CAN ANYONE ELSE???
NO I’VE BEEN IN FL FOR 3 YRS….
@Lai, dag girl where you been!? You can’t just creeped up like that, announce yo-self!
Ay, notorious one, I’m gonna need that bottle back, STAT!
@LAI: LOL! I DO THE SAME THING..AND MY CO-WORKER IS SO NOSEY HE IS ALWAYS LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER! BUT HE DOESN’T MEAN ANY HARM. HE JUST THINKS I’M ON SOME RACIST SITE: LMBAO!
@KZZMERGHTHERE…I’M ON THE FENCE ABOUT FL, THERE ARE TIMES I LOVE IT AND TIMES I HATE IT. ALL OF MY FAMILY IS IN NY, I MOVED HERE LISTENING TO MY FRIENDS, AND THEN THEY LET (I FOUND OUT THEY WEREN’T MUCH OF FRIENDS ANYWAY) SO WE’RE HERE ALONE, SO I GET HOME SICK CONSTANTLY!
Hold on, I gotta say this too
Dayyyumm! You’re a Bossip vet, ain’t you!
I don’t know why I don’t see it, squid must be super tight to see that gravatar. I don’t know
@Bossip bloggers, can you all see Lai’s gravatar?
Yall guys are crackin’ me up…Bossip is an addiction. Do yall get mad when you log on in the morning and there are no new posts? I do. Im ashamed o9f myself.
How tall is she
@RE & NOTORIOUS…
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YA’LL SO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING…I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY BOTTLES TO BE FLOATING AROUND WITH OUT ME HITN’ IT!…YES I AM A CERTIFIED ALCOHOLIC!…A FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC..BUT NONETHELESS AN ALC
@ Re…
Yeah I can see Lai’s gravay too.
P*****in’ the yack back to Re! LOL
@ Lai, my bad, tell Notorious to stop hogging the bottle dag! I seen him take three swigs in secret…triflin!
LOLOL
@Nikki
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yes, I’m ashamed of myself, yet I can’t stop this madness…
@ NIKKI…
“Bossip is an addiction”
That ish is the TRUTH! We gonna be on VH1’s next reality show. Bossip REHAB w/ Dr. Drew! LMBAO!
@Notorious One
Oh No, I laughed aloud when I read that, “p***** the yack back?” You’re a nut, I’m going to have to borrow that for a month or two
@ RE…WHO’S THE BOSSIP VET?
@ TIA…HOW TALL IS WHO?
@RE AND NOTORIOUS…DON’T MAKE ME DEBO THAT BOTTLE!
For real though I think someone told that chick that expensive ***** = you looking good! Someone educate her *****! Just cause your clothes are expensive doesn’t mean you look good…If you look messed up NO TYPE OF CLOTHES CAN HELP YOU!
And yeah we see the gravatars well!
@NIKKI..YOU KNOW I DO BE MAD AS HELL TELL EVERYBODY HERE DON’T SAY ***** TO ME! LOL LOL! BUT SERIOUSLY I DO LOVE COMING HERE! HEY IT IS WHAT IT IS!
@LAI: I SEE YOUR GRAVEE!
@RE: I STILL DIDN’T GET THE DAMN BOTTLE! SEE HOW THEY DOING ME NIK?
@ KZZ
I wasnt even offered so if you DO get some…save ya lil’ homie a swig…
I got 5 on the w**d 50 on tha drank ~UGK
AIGHT BEFORE WE START GOING BACK N’ FORTH OVER THIS BOTTLE I NEED A VISUAL…HOW BIG IS THE DAMN BOTTLE? IS IT A KING SIZE (I’M *****UMING HENN) CAUSE IF NOT, KZZMERGTHERE YOU’RE AZZED OUT CAUSE AINT ‘NUF FOR EVRYBODY!….LOL
@ NIK…AUIGHT I GOT MY CHIP IN, SO WE NEED TO GET OUR OWN..
I AINT WIT GROUP SHARING ANYWAYS!
@LAI..SEE HOW THEY ARE SO TRIFLIN WON’T P***** IT TO NEITHER ONE OF US! THAT’S AIGHT I GOT US LAI!
@NIK..SEE YOU THAT ONE THAT’S AT THE FAMILY FUNCTIONS THAT DON’T WANNA COME UP OFF NOTHING! LOL…BUT YOU AND LAI I GOT YALL! LIKE YOU LAI I DON’T SHARE BOTTLES, YOU SEE I SAID I HAVE MY GL*****…”F” THAT..YALL SEEM COOL AND EVERYTHING BUT HELL NO! LOL!
@ KZZ & Lai
I *****s wit ya…
@Lai- you’re the bossip vet! Three years?! Lawd, I’m a month now, just a newborn. Unless there’s a contender in here that’s trying to hide how long they’ve been on bossip?
@Kzzme, my bad babes, it’s getting crowded in here. I think Lai has the bottle now…Lai its okay, sharing is a good thing
@Lai, don’t take it away from us, its the one interesting thing we’ve done all day, minus blog ob bossip!
@ Lai…
“DON’T MAKE ME DEBO THAT BOTTLE!”
LMBAO!! Oh nah you ain’t tryna go Friday on us today!?!?!?
@ NoOne
We should start a reality show. Me you KZZ Lai Re SBM Cage and Encyclopedia Brown (he is smart funny to me)…Im hungry again. Sorry for the rambling.
@Nikki, Lai, Kzzme, and wherever Notorious is…
alright, the bottle is pretty large, but I think I’ve had my share, lol. I’m actually going to make some calls, do some work, and get ready to study for these midterms tonight…
So I’ll ttya’ll next week, have a good weekend!
@Lai, I’m not sure why I can’t see your gravatar, but it might be work related. I’ll let you know as soon as I do!
@Nikki, I hear you! But we’d have to have a platform when we propose it to Vh1!
I’m going to have to meet this Encyclopedia Brown, apparently he’s a celebrity
Alright, seriously, ciao (oh, this torrid love affair with you all, its hard to pull away).
Oh, I know this is scattered, but I’m throwing the bottle away. It’s tearing us apart.
@ EVERYONE….
NOOO I HAVEN’T BEEN ON BOSSIP 3YEARS…SOMEONE ASKED ME ABOUT FL, I’VE BEEN IN FL FOR 3YRS…THIS IS MY 1ST WEEK ON THE BOSSIP BLOG…
@ Re…
You know you gonna come back!! LOL Have a great weekend.
@re: o.k you need to really p***** that bottle because LAI has been in FLA for 3yrs not BOSSIP!…LOL! yeah you having a lil too much fun! LOL!
@NIK: it’s o.k to ramble, girl we all do it: can you imagine a talk show with SBM/ENCYCLODPEDIA on it HELL 2 DA NAW!..LMBAO! THAT WOULD BE WILD AS HELL!
@RE…YOU CAN THROW THE BOTTLE AWAY ITS EMPTY ANYWAY…LOL!
@NIKKI…YOU CAN’T FORGET NOTORIOUS OUR ARGUEMENTS WOULD MAKE THE RATINGS GO THRU THE ROOF…LOL
@ Lai…
My bad, I think everyone took my post as if you had been here for 3 years but I should have phrased it in terms of a question.
@RE: HAVE A SPENDID W/E….I WILL BE LEAVING SOON TO GUYS HAVE TO GO TO GROCERY STORE ONCE I LEAVE HERE! HAVING A LIL CANDLE LIGHT TONIGHT! BUT DON’T HAVE ANY VITTLES! LOL….
@RE…GURL HURRY UP AND GET HOME SO YOU CAN LOG ON…LOL
You know since I’ve been constant on here I’ve often wondered how things would be if we were all bloggin’ from the same house. Like Real World, Bossip! LMBAO!
@NIKKI?: MAD AS HELL WE NOT GOING TO CT THIS W/E..BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME! HE IS WHINING ABOUT THE SNOW COMING!
why is everyone hatin on my girl remy. she doin her.
@KZZ…A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER…NIICE! I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD ONE OF THOSE…ENJOY!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
“HAVING A LIL CANDLE LIGHT TONIGHT!”
Shuckey, duckie, quack, quack!!! Go on w/ ya’ bad self!!! Enjoy.
@ KZZ
You cant have candlelight Mac n Cheese!!!
@LALALA…
BABY I’MMA NEED YOU TO READ THE PAST POST BEFORE YOU BLOG CAUSE AINT NO ONE TALKED ABOUT REMY FOR A MINUTE
@NOT & LAI: YEAH I’VE BEEN WITH MY BABY FOR AWHILE, HE NEEDS TO POP THE QUESTION RIGHT ABOUT NOW OR ELSE! LMBAO! BUT SERIOUSLY! IF HE DOESN’T ASK I WILL! I’M ONE OF THOSE SISTERS NOT AFRAID TO ASK A DAMN THING! OR TAKE WHAT I WANT!
@LALALALALOVE: HATIN IS SO PLAYED! ESPECIALLY HERE!
@ NOTORIOUS…
Shuckey, duckie, quack, quack!!! Go on w/ ya’ bad self!!!
HILARIOUS
DAMMIT NIK ALWAYS BLOWING UP MY SPOT! LOL! LOL!…GIRL I AM A SEAFOOD LOVER ALL DAY!
@NOT: YEAH YOU WENT THERE WIT SHUCKIE DUCKIE! LOL!
@ NIKKI…
“You cant have candlelight Mac n Cheese!!!”
If she w/ her boo, not only CAN she have mac ‘n cheese, if she wearing that “right” outfit, that ish can be BURNT mac ‘n cheese and he not gonna care. Feel me?!?!? LMBAO!
okay, I had to post ONE more blog
It makes sense now, kzzme takes what she wants…thats why I tried to destroy the bottle in the fire it was forged from and it was missing…
@Lai….LOLOLOLOLOL for schooling Lalala
@Nikki- Mac’n Cheese Candlelight, oh Lawd that’s hilarious!
Alright, seriously, I’m out now! Byeeee
@ KZZ
Gotcha MAMA…oh and girl wait five more minutes then pop that question!!!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
“IF HE DOESN’T ASK I WILL! I’M ONE OF THOSE SISTERS NOT AFRAID TO ASK A DAMN THING!”
That’s right, nuffin’ wrong w/ a sista turning the tables…that’s some sexy/confident ish!
@ Re…
Told ya’ you’d be back. We still love ya! LOL
@ NoOne
Sh*t burnt mac n cheese is the best!!
@ Lai
Poor Lalala
@ Re
Girl go home…cause I wish I could!!!
@ KZZ
Salmon w/ asparagus over wild rice is my fav meal!!!
@NIKKI: OH HELL YEAH THAT SOUNDS GOOD! AND MY MOM LIKES THAT SO MUCH! I NEEDS MY LOBSTER TAIL, SCRIMP, CRAB LEGS! THE WHOLE 9..YA HEARD ME!
WELL MY BOSSIP FAM, I WILL BE OUT IN MINUTE! I WILL NOT BE LOGGING ON AT HOME! HELL NAW.. HOPEFULLY I WILL BE BUSY!
@ KZZMERGHTHERE…
Hafta go w/ the TWIN lobster tails! And if you want fresh lobster, roll to Cape Cod up in M*****. Had a 7 lb. lobster. Best joint I EVER had!
Have a great weekend!
@ The crew…
Im out too. It has been lovely as usual. Im going to check and see if Chucky wants rec…if not im dipset out the building.
Happy last day of Black History Month!! I hope you learned something…if not I will teach you something in March…one
would ya’ll stop they don’t have fresh seafood here in the ‘O’, these chickenheads think ‘Red Lobster’ is good eatn’….
@ Lai
Your from Ohio…where about? I might have a spot for you…
@ NIKKI…
Nah, Lai is from Orlando.
No…I’m from NY, but I live in Orlando (FL)…but thanks
Correction…she LIVING in Orlando. I think her heart is from the NY though. That’s why we had that instant bond yesterday…LMBAO!!
Thanks peeps…
No fresh in Orlando? WTF is going on in the world?
@ NOT…Awweee I feel so special..you’re paying attention….careful I’m vulnerable, I haven’t had a man pay me any attention in a long time, I might fall in internet love..ilmbao!..
@ Nikki…nah no fresh fish, no good catches either..lol
That young girl is a dime a dozen
Yuh Deeg
okay we slowing down people and I still have an hour and a half at work…
*****ODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE I SEEEEE….*****ODY KNOWS MY SORROWWWW….
(((HEEELLLOOO ANYONE THEREEE??)))
@ Lai…
“I might fall in internet love..”
LMBAO! I’m tellin’ you, this ish right here would make a funny a*s show.
@ Lai…
Awwww ish, let me find out you got some vocals over there!!
Yeah most peeps are dippin’ out. Debating whether I wanna take my work home too.
I’m back
anyone home?
@ Lai…
I thought you broke out on me so I went to another post.
She should fit right in with them women
Is it just me or is it that almost everybody is switching up their hair style?… wearing it short, or black, or short and black with a bob…
Rihanna set them trends!
Remy Ma is one scary ma…
Do they sell hair in prison ????
1b 12″ Yaki silky straight 100% Human Hair ???? lol
IF THIS HOE COULD SELL ALBUMS SHE WOULDNT BE IN THIS POSITION, AND WHY NOT JUST PULL OUT THE GUN AN ASK FOR YO BREAD BACK?
o.k….. ???
Bossip staff is there a proble with my comment????
Whateve….
street cred!
remy is a real ***** so what if she gets some time.just think of all that ***** she going get to eat, damn she’s one lucky dike.
FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE IT’BEEN SAID REMY MA KNOCKED OUT FAT JOE AND RAPED HIM WITH A STRAPON.
she is too hard on the eyes…send her asws to jail.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
I think 25 years is just about all the time I need to erase that ugly mug and attitude from my memory.
Hope she don’t choke on any pubic hairs!! ha ha ha