First!!!!! Does anyone care about this, though? Me being first is bittersweet…..

Does she look like Lauryn Hill????

For some reason, I am thinking she will get probation.

I still can believe that she wore that to court. She should get 15 for the injustice alone!!!

MO NIN KZZZZZZZZZZZZ…I HOPE HER “BOX” DON’T HAVE A PATCH OF BLONDE IN THE FRONT…(ewwwwwww)…

@Nikki

LOL- those trousers are wrong- a bit Andre 3000ish!

If peeps coukd go to jail for crimes aganist fashion, I reckon Lil Kim, Trina, Flav ( and all those skanky chicks on his show), Amy WineHouse et al, would ber serving life

who else do you think would go down?

@Nikki, LOL, although there was nothing that said she wore that to court. It’s still all wrong anyway…

I hate to be a hater, but her face looks like mud. Whoever did her make-up should accompany her to jail.

Even though she is only 17 I have to put Lil Mama on that list. She be looking stupid as hell at some events LOL

@ Vinandi

It is too many folks that should be locked up. Kelis would be one of those folks.

@ Re

That is a real old pic. I do believe that is one of her court “suits”. Ill research and get back at you with a post or date…

yeah Lil Mama too and Lauren Hill!

I would say Kelis- 70 % of the time gets it wrong, but somethimes her funky styles a hit!

LOL @Drock…I’m mad you even thought of that, lol!

the thing about Remy is that most of the time she looks like trash but she poses like she’s flawless

@ bree, that’s called the Tiffany Pollard Syndrome. LOL.

@NIKKI, Gotcha. If thats old, Lord knows what she’s wearing now. What a tradgedy…

WHOMP WHOMP!!!

“what happens when the shots lick off, we call it star wars”-NAS what a banger that one was.

It’s about time. Next up, R. Kelly!!

“because at the end of the day, at the end of the day i’m a do me”-Remy Ma when she talked about when she see Lil Queen B. her flows be aight, she be making shorties lean back no front’n, ouch!

@ Nikkie, LOL you’re a nut.

@Lai Hey honey! Lol, where’s that gravatar?

I’M MAD THAT SHE GOT ON THAT DORA THE EXPLORER WIG

@Lai, where there’s a will, there’s a way.

@Kzzmerghthere, cosign

@ msjlh

Im mad at you…LOL!!!

Dora the explorer!!! Ya’ll are killing me this morn…wheres Notorious One @?

Where is Encyclopedia Brown? That cat is hilar!!!

I just reread what Remy’s accused of….as if the shooting in the abdomen isn’t enough. She’s (allegedly) a theif too? Shame on her, if there’s one thing I can’t stand, its a theif.

@ Lai LOLOLOLOLOL Getting wired already…I burst out laughing when I read that, oh he’ll be in here, please believe

She’ll enjoy it.

Damn she is soooo going to prison. Damn.

But i like that shirt!

this chick is just wrong, wrong, wrong…..

dang @ Cage

lol

@Lai LOL, I’m believe it too!

I’m glad you checked me on that, scratch that comment, it says her friend took the $2000 out her purse.

LOL @Drock…I’m mad you even thought of that, lol!

@RE…ME TO..LOL

@KZZZZZZ, ALL I KNOW IS..IT’S SNOWING HERE IN OHIO..AND A SISTA TRYIN TO GO HOME EARRRRLY…

@ Don King

LMFBAO.. Tiffany Pollard Syndrome, i’m going to run with that..such an appropriate title

Remy know good and well she didn’t have 2 g’s in her purse! Fibber. Anyways, I don’t like her so I could care less about her upcoming trial. And she looks a hot scary kick your ass mess in that pic. that is all!

She is a NOBODY in NY. Last mix tape she was on she was going @ Lil mama. Now even though lil mama can’t dress, a 26 year old woman shouldn’t try to battle a kid. She sounded so garbage, you can tell she tried mad hard. She is the self proclaimed Queen of NY. Nobody reps her!!

Good she has a date… she needs to go on and do her time and get it over with.

@Lady A…I likes your new pic girl!

Good Morning everyone!

Going on Lil Mama? Shame on her, thats a grown woman. Booo

what is this shiggety? why this shirt? she look like she on her way to a ho-down….maybe she on her way to go down on a ho…lol…

augh!those velveteen boots..

@ Jubeisan

I cosign!!!!!!! Great post.

@Jusbeisan

Second that!

@ LAI

so are u saying Tiffany is sane?..the only comparison i made between Remy & Tiffany is that they look a hot mess but pose as if they are flawless, always..hence Don King dubbing it the Tiffany Pollard Syndrome. LOL

@Kai

lol, i agree that Tiffany is all bark no bite. Some of the things she does can not be real and my only explanation is bcuz she is crazy, not bcuz she is acting

@LAI***

whoops my bad!

@ KZZ

WHAT UP MY NICCA!!! I didnt speak today?!?! Im rude as f*ck. Im wanna go home!!! I wanna watch the stories…in my bed…eating a grilled cheese sandwich…is that to much to ask for?

KZZ call my boss for me and tell him that I have a “family emergency”….PLEASE..I would do it for you

@KZZ…murnin baby!

@ KZZ

This is not Lil Moe…When I cry we cry…LOL!!!

@ KZZ

Peep Jamie Fox…SSSSKKKKEEEERRRTTTT on the trip!!! No mama im jokin’!!! Hope you make it and have a great time. Im going to see the Wiz tonight…Mike so broke he might show up!!! LOL @ Mike!!!

@ mojojo195

Give me your number…starting with area code!!! LOL!!!

@ Lai

u welcome. i had seen boosie at the movies and cheesecake bistro and took a pic wit him. thats my nigg 4sho.

@ Re…

What’s good beautiful.

@ Lai…

What’s the situation? No boost needed today, we gonna have a smooth Friday. But I’m sure someone else will feel your wrath!! LOL

@ Southern Belle…

Wassup, how’s the Friday treating you?

@Notorious One

Hey babes, lol, we were waiting for you to get up in here- Lai was doing her stretches and warm-ups to prepare us for the wrath!

I’ve tried,

but i am not feeling the wig all up in this pic!!

UUGGGHH take that mess off!

@ Re…

Hey sweetie, no wrath for me today. It’s Friday and I’m tryna stay on cruise control. Have one contract to look over and hopefully that’s my day.

On Remy Ma…she would want to look into a serious high profile atty, ie, Benjamin Brafman, if she seriously wants to dodge this bullet!

SHE LOOKS THE TYPE TO POP SOMEBODY…GANSTA…LOL.

@ Lai…

“Sweety 2k is no money to shoot someone over. … the amount of money she’s spending to try and get her ass out of this mess is a hell of alot more than the 2k!”

WHAT?!?! Lai and I actually agree on something?!?!? :-O LMBAO!

You are on point w/ everything you said though. She may still dodge a major bullet but she’s gonna have to spend serious dough on a high profile atty (ie, one who has ‘on-the-low’ sway w/ the judge).

@Lai and Notorious One

Oh wait, I agree as well! Lai what’d you put in that coffee you were talking about?

Aw, you know I’m teasing too, but you were on point, High five!

Poor Remy Ma hopefully she didn’t do it. I saw this on globalgrind I said to myself dang Remy you life is about to be done over a couple of dollars…hey!

@ Lai…

“I HAVE A HANG OVER AND JUST WANT THE DAY TO HURRY UP AND PASS!!!”

Where was the party last night? I see you start your weekend off early. I need to start doing that myself. LOL

Remy looks like a British Fag in that pic!!!

@ Lai…

“ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS 5 A.M.”

DAAAYYUMMMM, that is serious right there. I guess that means the spot was jumpin’!!

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

Gotta do that every once in a while though. Keeps you young.

@ Lai…

Yeah but when you finally do hit that bed…that’s gonna be some GREAT a*s sleep right there. Just hope you have some free time so you can REALLY get ya’ snooze on.

Ay Remy ‘how u doin?’

@ msindependent…

“regardless of the amount of money in the hood stealing will get you knocked of real easy”

But that’s the problem, she’s obviously in the business to try to get OUT of the ‘hood. And one thing artists have to understand is that getting out of the ‘hood is not just a physical thing but a mental thing as well.

And it’s not just that her son will be grown by the time she gets out, but what happens now w/ HIS life? Once you have kids you have to realize that ish you’re doing out there is gonna have an adverse effect on them as well. So is $2Gs worth you not seeing your son grow up?

@ Lai…

I feel for you but definitely hope it was worth it though. Make me wanna flow out to a party one day next week. LOL

@ Lai…

“after awhile I get grouchy”

Ummm, yeah I don’t think you need to tell me that one. First hand experience. LMBAO! I feel you though, hats off to you for holdin’ it down and STILL takin’ care of self!

Where my girl RE at?!?!?

@ Notorious One and Lai

Heyyyyyyyy

See, I go to stuff my face for one minute and ya’ll already forgot about me. Sadly, I also had to train my supervisor…can you believe this….

Aw, Lai I feel you, I work full time, go to school full time (graduating in 9 mths!) and take care of my crazy soldier hubby and my strange father-in-law…trying to hold it down! Damn, have we all stopped talking about Remy? She must not have been that interesting…

@ Re…

“I go to stuff my face for one minute and ya’ll already forgot about me.”

Definitely ain’t forget about you. Thought you were on another post or had work to do or maybe went to lunch.

Train ya’ supervisor?!?!? Don’t let ‘em forget about that. Like LAI said, file that way for review time.

LOL, EXACTLY! Aye, where’s Notorious hiding?

I think this is the best she could do

Lol, I dunno, she asked me to help her do some admin work on the computer. I’m just going to pretend she’s from an older generation and can’t figure it out.

@Lai, btw, I can’t see your gravatar, am I crazy, or can everybody else see it?

@Kzzme….Ya heard! Totally agree with you

@Notorious One

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

@Kzzme LMAO!

Don’t get me started, I love the hubby but his army mentality is crucial. But he keeps me on point though, gotta love it. His pops on the other hand….this guy should be on tv, that’s all I’m sayin’

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

No DOUBT!! Personally, I just don’t think there’s anyone more beautiful (inside AND out) or stronger than a black woman.

@ KZZ

I had to go get my munch on…

I was just on Weezy getting “black balled” by Chuck…

LOLOL @Notorious one.

I’m getting out the bottle now…

@ Re…

“I’m getting out the bottle now…”

DAAAYYUMMM, let me find out you got a lil’ stash in ya’ office!?!? LOL What’s your preference?

@Notorious one, aw naw, never been a drinker, just teasing

@Kzzme

Definitely Fred Sanford. With a touch of African!

And yeah where is my Lai?

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

“THAT’S GOOD YOU GIVE SISTER’S A CHANCE B4 YOU LABEL US ALL THE SAME”

Never that! You come to learn that every race & culture has their bad seeds but you can’t judge the whole by the actions of a few.

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

“CAN YALL PASS THE BOTTLE! SO I CAN POUR SOME?”

Re is the one w/ the stash in her desk! Pour, pour & pass Re! Wassup!?!?

@ KZZ

Man I’ll clown that joker…you know me!!!

@ Re…

“Alright, alright, I lied, I’m passing it now…lol”

Good look! Getting me one of those generic coffee cups from the break room so they think I’m sippin’ on some tea or something…LMBAO!

And yeah, it’s too late, once you put your pic up on gravay, it’s a WRAP!

pass a new law…. shoot a sticky fingered mofo in the damn gut!!!!! hahah

GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200…Omg for that horrible ensemble she needs to be locked up instantly!! Hurting my damn eyes!

@ Queer Eye…

“Hurting my damn eyes!”

That’s probably what she was aiming for so that none of the witnesses could look directly at her and identify her. LMBAO!

@Lai, dag girl where you been!? You can’t just creeped up like that, announce yo-self!

Ay, notorious one, I’m gonna need that bottle back, STAT!

How tall is she

@ Re…

Yeah I can see Lai’s gravay too.

Passin’ the yack back to Re! LOL

@ Lai, my bad, tell Notorious to stop hogging the bottle dag! I seen him take three swigs in secret…triflin!

LOLOL

@Nikki

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yes, I’m ashamed of myself, yet I can’t stop this madness…

@Notorious One

Oh No, I laughed aloud when I read that, “pass the yack back?” You’re a nut, I’m going to have to borrow that for a month or two

@ KZZ

I wasnt even offered so if you DO get some…save ya lil’ homie a swig…

I got 5 on the w**d 50 on tha drank ~UGK

@ Lai…

“DON’T MAKE ME DEBO THAT BOTTLE!”

LMBAO!! Oh nah you ain’t tryna go Friday on us today!?!?!?

@ NoOne

We should start a reality show. Me you KZZ Lai Re SBM Cage and Encyclopedia Brown (he is smart funny to me)…Im hungry again. Sorry for the rambling.

@Nikki, Lai, Kzzme, and wherever Notorious is…

alright, the bottle is pretty large, but I think I’ve had my share, lol. I’m actually going to make some calls, do some work, and get ready to study for these midterms tonight…

So I’ll ttya’ll next week, have a good weekend!

@Lai, I’m not sure why I can’t see your gravatar, but it might be work related. I’ll let you know as soon as I do!

@Nikki, I hear you! But we’d have to have a platform when we propose it to Vh1!

I’m going to have to meet this Encyclopedia Brown, apparently he’s a celebrity

Alright, seriously, ciao (oh, this torrid love affair with you all, its hard to pull away).

Oh, I know this is scattered, but I’m throwing the bottle away. It’s tearing us apart.

@ Re…

You know you gonna come back!! LOL Have a great weekend.

@ Lai…

My bad, I think everyone took my post as if you had been here for 3 years but I should have phrased it in terms of a question.

why is everyone hatin on my girl remy. she doin her.

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

“HAVING A LIL CANDLE LIGHT TONIGHT!”

Shuckey, duckie, quack, quack!!! Go on w/ ya’ bad self!!! Enjoy.

@ KZZ

You cant have candlelight Mac n Cheese!!!

@ NIKKI…

“You cant have candlelight Mac n Cheese!!!”

If she w/ her boo, not only CAN she have mac ‘n cheese, if she wearing that “right” outfit, that ish can be BURNT mac ‘n cheese and he not gonna care. Feel me?!?!? LMBAO!

okay, I had to post ONE more blog

It makes sense now, kzzme takes what she wants…thats why I tried to destroy the bottle in the fire it was forged from and it was missing…

@Lai….LOLOLOLOLOL for schooling Lalala

@Nikki- Mac’n Cheese Candlelight, oh Lawd that’s hilarious!

Alright, seriously, I’m out now! Byeeee

@ KZZ

Gotcha MAMA…oh and girl wait five more minutes then pop that question!!!

@ Re…

Told ya’ you’d be back. We still love ya! LOL

@ NoOne

Sh*t burnt mac n cheese is the best!!

@ Lai

Poor Lalala

@ Re

Girl go home…cause I wish I could!!!

@ KZZ

Salmon w/ asparagus over wild rice is my fav meal!!!

@ KZZMERGHTHERE…

Hafta go w/ the TWIN lobster tails! And if you want fresh lobster, roll to Cape Cod up in Mass. Had a 7 lb. lobster. Best joint I EVER had!

Have a great weekend!

@ The crew…

Im out too. It has been lovely as usual. Im going to check and see if Chucky wants rec…if not im dipset out the building.

Happy last day of Black History Month!! I hope you learned something…if not I will teach you something in March…one

@ Lai

Your from Ohio…where about? I might have a spot for you…

@ NIKKI…

Nah, Lai is from Orlando.

Correction…she LIVING in Orlando. I think her heart is from the NY though. That’s why we had that instant bond yesterday…LMBAO!!

Thanks peeps…

No fresh in Orlando? WTF is going on in the world?

That young girl is a dime a dozen

Yuh Deeg

@ Lai…

“I might fall in internet love..”

LMBAO! I’m tellin’ you, this ish right here would make a funny a*s show.

@ Lai…

Awwww ish, let me find out you got some vocals over there!!

Yeah most peeps are dippin’ out. Debating whether I wanna take my work home too.

@ Lai…

I thought you broke out on me so I went to another post.

Do they sell hair in prison ????

1b 12″ Yaki silky straight 100% Human Hair ???? lol

IF THIS HOE COULD SELL ALBUMS SHE WOULDNT BE IN THIS POSITION, AND WHY NOT JUST PULL OUT THE GUN AN ASK FOR YO BREAD BACK?

o.k….. ???

Whateve….

street cred!

FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE IT’BEEN SAID REMY MA KNOCKED OUT FAT JOE AND RAPED HIM WITH A STRAPON.

she is too hard on the eyes…send her asws to jail.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

I think 25 years is just about all the time I need to erase that ugly mug and attitude from my memory.

Hope she don’t choke on any pubic hairs!! ha ha ha