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15 Cardi B Quotes As Life Lessons

Cardi B is one of the most popular reality stars around. She’s known for her insane quotes, antics and online videos. You might dismiss some of her videos as rubbish, but you’d be missing out on some gems of inspiration. Take a look at 13 of the quotes you must hear to get your life right.

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1. On The Origins Of A$$ Eating – “We just like to get our a$$ eaten out to brag about it”

This is at the heart of sexual intercourse. Half the stuff people do in bed is to brag about it to other people and hold it over the heads of your significant other in case things go south.

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2. On Taking Care Of Momma – “But one day she can be like, “Guess what? My daughter owns this. So what if my daughter was a stripper? She owns a business. She owns a house. Look at the shit she’s driving.” That’s what I want her to say. “Look what my daughter bought me? What the f*** did your daughter buy you? Nothing.” [Laughs.]”

via Complex

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3. On Keeping A Man – “Everyone has sex. Everybody sucks d*** and f***. If a chick ever asks me how to keep a man—suck his d*** and his balls at the same time. That’s how you gonna keep him.

Via Complex

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4. On Raising The Minimum Wage – “I find it so ridiculous that if you make $10 an hour you are not allowed to get welfare. Look at New York, our rent is so expensive. To live in a bum a$$ apartment, a one bedroom in the Bronx, it’s like $1,000. I feel like I would raise wages higher.”

Via Complex

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5. On Power – “Ever since I started using guys, I feel so powerful”

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6. On Global Warming – A Ho never gets cold

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7. On Having Gay Friends – Aye listen get you a b**** with a gay n**** as a best friend. Gay n**** be teaching a homegirl how to f*** it up! Some gay n**** taught me some trick…guaranteed to bring a mother**** happy home!

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8. On Equality – B**** I’m a human just like you. I like chicken with BBQ sauce just like you. The f***.

9. On Menstrual Cycles

10. On What Makes A Relationship

11. On How To Keep Your “Body Count” Down

12. On Proper Dieting And Nutrition

13. On Black Lives Matter And The First 48

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